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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
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WE GOT A SHOOTOUT
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>>79696429
http://archive.is/DbFmt EBT SHUT DOWN EDITION
>98642 I SEE YOU ROBERTS
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<3 CCHECK YO KEYS
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first for robert
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>>79696429
Check yo keys
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dead germans kek
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>10835 Hermosa
correct me if I'm wrong on addresses.
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>>79696524
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
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5th for shots fired/shootout in progress
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>>79696429
I knew some beta fag would use this as their op image.
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>>79696524

>MALE BLACK (((WORD PLACEMENT)))
>THREW A BRICK
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>>79696456
its Cassy
>>79695876
>>79695282
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>>79696524
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
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CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
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Check em'
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following the caller

and now picked up a stick and aiming for callers head
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>>79696664
m8
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>>79696697
>>79696543
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WE GOT HER ROBERT
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gentlemen, we got her.
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taco bell mace = hot sauce packets
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Damn son im loving the ambiet music with it
whats this new genre called?
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detained by taco bell ((((security)))))
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Guys we should make a cohesive effort to help talk Sienna out of the terrible path she has chosen.

Does anyone have any ideas how we could communicate to a street urchin?
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>10-4 we got 'em
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>> 80000000
Soon
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another suicidal attempt
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>suicidal 63 y/o woman at the bus stop in a wheelchair

bummer
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>girl wants to kill herself
>in wheelchair
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Man these guys have some work to do, unreal

Are they being forced to work in Chicago?
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>>79696789
Ambiet
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adding

>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire
>dispatch-robert love
>australians
>norwegians
>many car burglaries
>bricks through windows
>assult with bricks
>man sleeping in car possibly broke in
>shoot out in the hood, people running, no id on the shooters
>WE GOT HER
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Chiraq Taco Bell locations have their own security.
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Fat ass booty?
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>>79696853
no, they are the heroes we need, but not the ones we deserve
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>>79696800
post her bail
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>>79696853
no most of them are probably
>muh state I grew up in

cops who have some feeling for saving their state
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>>79696800
>sawed-off modern smokeless powder shotgun
make sure her entire genetic pool is close by.
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>>79696890
KEK
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more fighting
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>>79696922
This put your money where your mouth is>>79696800
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Has anyone here actually ever tried to go to one of the sites of a shooting or where dindus are doin nuffin while its happening? Or does no one live near the action?
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>>79696808
Night vision fag and /k/ommando here. Earlier a poster didn't understand why the need for four image intensifier tubes where a person only has two eyeballs. The reason is for panoramic night vision. With a single tube, a wearer has a 40 degree FOV, with a dual tube setup, 60 degrees, but with a GPNVG-18, 97 degrees. 10-99 Robert.
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>>79696849

>and to her legs she smiled you won't hurt me no more

https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=22er9y3tl#/watch?v=Coea9-Z5LmQ
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PANIC ALARM SOUNDED

NIGGERS INVADING THE HOME
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>216 N California
>panic alarm
BLACKing imminent.
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>>79697048
I'm in oregon, closest thing to me was /r9k/'s meme
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>>79696853
That is rare to have cops move states to work in another city
Typically that means they got into deep problem in city A and were told to either quit/retire/leave the city

There is also the case where they just decided to move for whatever reason outside work relation

I know a few cops in Vegas thanks to my cousin that moved here to work because Vegas is essentially safe outside north Las Vegas but I've heard stories of cops that were forced out their PD due to politics
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>>79696800
Sorry, I'm team /cassy/ now
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>>79697048
they always shoot and run

most of the shootings in my city are driveby's between mexican drug dealers and homeless cunts
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>>79697048
Ive done this after the fact dressed in a kkk suit I found in the woods. Niggers are spooked easy
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>>79697119
>neighbor next door had ADT
>they had a different alarm company
kek, wonder if nigs have brand preferences.
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>>79697048
>cops won't like gawkers
>niggers won't like gawkers
seems like a bad idea
even the press doesn't go cover most of this shit
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>>79697048
In alabama. Backwoods. Closest niggers live across the railroad tracks.
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>>79697127
how far are you from PDX anon.
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Bane would be proud.
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>>79697191
lol
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>>79697191
thank you ronald reagan
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>>79697061
Neat
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>>79697228
Roseburg here
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all these noise complaints
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>>79697228
>PDX
south eastern oregon m8
I'm in literal white power territory
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>>79697191
Plenty of exit space on the left handed house.
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>>79697061
Nice

Someone should make a Chiraq starter pack for Night Rob
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robert ocean?
full name confirmed?
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EDWARD ROBERT OCEAN
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>>79697048

Chicago fag here

I've seen/happened on my block
Drivebys
Trap house shootings
Police raids
Niggers shooting each other on the sidewalk

After shit goes down its
1. Tons of people gathered around if the cops were called
2. Nothing. All the light on the block turned off and no one on the street if shit went down and no cops were called
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>>79697414
>>79697435
ROBERT
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE
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>>79697048
Growing up there was a park in my neighborhood where all the local kids went to drink beer in the woods, it's a really nice area (median home price around $700k) and some Mexican tried to dump a body in the pond. While me and my buddies were drinking beer in the woods shooting cans with a pellet gun.

We had no idea until the next day when the search helicopters were circling and a patrol car was on every street.
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>comfy nightly niggerlympics
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>>79697191
They just stick the signs in the yard they dont have shit. It actually lowers the chances of being robbed.
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>>79697191
>bruh you gotta hit up the old ADT houses in the gun free neighborhoods, shit is LIT AF. real talk doe
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>>79697454
where at?
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>>79697301
>Roseburg, good safe from Nuke. im danger close BRING THE RAIN.
>>79697320
south eastern Oregon
>i know were im moving :^)


FUCK CALIFORNIA BROS.
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Has anyone on the radio commented on us?
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>>79697484
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>>79696429


GUNS ALL BLACK
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>>79697485
>panic alarm 216 California
seems like 216 had real alarm, at least.
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>>79697454
stop living in the south
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>>79697454
do you get scared or curious?
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where the fuck are the drag racers
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>>79697480
What park mate? McKinley park here.
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>>79697375
As a guy who owns three ARs of different lengths, two battle rifles, eight handguns, conceal carries at all times, two different rifle-proof plates in plate carriers, nearly one-hundred thousand rounds of ammunition and two sets of night vison, I honestly couldn't say I would set foot in Chiraq, or any large city for that matter, at night. I practice constantly with firearms, but I would be afraid of a Blackhawk Down situation of being surrounded by more pavement apes than I had ammo.
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>>79697498

I worked for a privage security company installing alarms, intercoms, ect.

ADT is shit and a lot of those stickers are meaningless because the previous owner had it but the current owners didn't feel like paying for monitoring. And even when they are active, adt installers dont give a shit and half ass things.

Like putting motion dectors in locations where they will literally do nothing.
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>>79697602
lol yeah yesterday was only drag racing, music/firework complaints
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>>79697522
>i know were im moving
fuck off we're full
go to portland or some shit to trigger tumblrshits
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BLOCK PARTY
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>>79697575
>tfw Ecuador wants you to stop living in a slum
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>>79697516

I've lived in humboldt park, pilsen and currently in uptown a block away from the argyle redline stop.
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>>79697165
my man
Cassy is cute! Cute! CUTE! C-U-T-E!
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>>79697480
If you've told this story before on here I remember you
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>>79697629
Fug I misread that and thought he meant in general. This was in Texas. Might need to stop drinking for a bit Robert.
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>>79697454
>"All the light on the block turned off and no one on the street if shit went down and no cops were called."
Jesus christ

I kinda want to go and see this shit happening right now, fucking hell, if only I could carry a gun in shit cago.
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>>79697717
stop obsessing over that disgusting creature
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>>79697641
that's retardedly delusional

chimps would turn tail and run after you shoot the first few

what kind of body armor do you have?
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>>79697641
>I know what you mean
If I want a fire arm I need to drive to the Baltics though and buy some AK that would probably fall apart after firing its first magazine
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>>79697737
And I remember you remembering me
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>>79697629
Hamlin Park checkin in
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>>79697765
No need,friendo; drink responsibly
More pics from 88th wood scene
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>>79697655
the drag racers ruled the streets, hustled Robert and panicked the neighborhoods. Now they've been dethroned by male blacks with fireworks
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>>79697586

Eh, dont really get scared anymore. Worst shit thats happened to me was getting held up at gunpoint - on fucking wells street in old town at 5am of all places.

The only other time I nearly got shot wad when I was walking my friend out to his car in pilsen. When we stepped out onto the sidewalk and noticed some hispanics getting into shit by his car. One of them pulled a gun and started shooting. My friend got his rear pass window shot out.
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>>79697737
I told it in /k/ once, never here.
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>>79697660
nigga you cant keep cali scum out how you gonna stop a dude in a van.
>97630 is that a nice town :^)
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>>79697602
Saturday is always drag racing night, had them gather right behind my dorm every fucking weekend and it went until about 4am.
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I wanna send postcards to some of these domestic disturbances.
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>>79697602

Believe it or not but downtown a lot, in the lower levels of wacker and shit.

t. friend with a ricer and been in his car when he races
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GUY GOT KEKED BY HIS GF AND LOST IT
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>>79697790
I don't know how they would act compared to their African counterparts, who knows, maybe they would be cowards and run after the first few shots; I have seen some CCV footage of them running after the first guy was ventilated in a robbery.
I have an older pair of AR-500 plates, but they're fucking heavy. My go to plates are Patriot Plates Version 2, they're the same weight of ceramic plates, but thinner and more durable.
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>caught him cheating and went crazy

probably why he cheated cause you'se a crazy bitch
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>>79696800
fuck that half breed trash. she isnt even that sexy
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>>79697797
I fucking love that gif.
I have no idea what the firearm situation is like in Europe. I have heard you can probably get some from the muzzies though, lol. Something is better than nothing when it comes to self defense.
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>>79697775
You take that back. Cassy is a beautiful girl who has made some bad decisions in her life.
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ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
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CALLING THE VP OF MCDONALDS
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>rock and roll mcdonalds
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ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

someone post the song
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>>79697890
I don't go on /k/ m8 but I know I've heard this story.
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>>79697885
i'm not surpised you got robbed there. They wait around the bars to get drunk people all the time.
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ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
/ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
.ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
.ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
..ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
.
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Rock N' Roll McDonalds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGqeyQhBPMI

>Chicago drag racers
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>>79697991
Your with team /cassy/ huh?
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>people are up at 2 AM to call in suspicious cars loitering in the area
that's how you know an area is bad.
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>>79697937
delete this
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>>79697885
jesus do you have ptsd? it sounds like a warzone
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>tased her and threw a brick

damn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnQYq3BQ0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnQYq3BQ0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnQYq3BQ0k

new thread theme
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>>79698133
CHECKED
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ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
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ROCK N ROLL MCDONALD'S
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>>79697773

Yeah

It was like 3-4am my roomie and I were drinking and playing nhl. Hear a ton of gunshots, obviously different calibers and screeching tires.

When we looked out the window everything was dark, which was weirs because this was humboldt park and lots of people start going to work at 4-5am.

We looked out the window and watched the dudes at the trap house that got shot walk out and get into their cars. They peeled the fuck out in what we assumed was retribution.

A few months later the cops raided that trap but it was abandoned after the shooting.
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>loud music being played by anon

THEIR ONTO US
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>>79698133
>>79698138
HIVEMIND
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>>79698067
Probably but the places which have a lot of muslims I can literally count on 1 hand in a country of,.... 17 million people compared to i.e. America 340+ million.
So far we'll be ok if we decide not to be retarded regarding immigration like Sweden, Germany and France.
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>stepfather punched her in the face

Sounds like something a cuck would do.
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>>79698133
That's some serious primitivist punk.

Nice.
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Better thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohGBIl2aPvA
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>>79698200
Checked
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>stepfather punched her in the face
wew lad, first mother calling on his son trying to rape her and now this
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>>79696429
Disposable Characters, Assemble!
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>>79698130

I think it has more to do with the remnants of cabrini green being a few blocks away. They still let low incomes live there. Rham can gentrify that shit fast enough.

>>79698173

Eh, not really. But I had a fucked up childhood so if anything screwed me up its that.
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>>79696800
You're a faggot the only solution for that thing is to cleanse it with fire
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>>79698320
I dont think it's related ;)
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>>79698370
ok so you got used to it, understandable
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>>79698072
Needs a shower and some acne cream... and a smile
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holy fuck.... i can make memes real.
>98642
the biggest thing my town does is 4th of july..
do i print memes and post them of flag poles.
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>hey Robert
>you know you guys got my number
>I need you to call me
>I need to talk to you
>I need you, Robert
>I need you, Robert
>come back to me
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>>79697981
Don't you remember /k/ vs BLM?
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>>79698072
She needs a pyre and some petrol
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>>79698446
Oh so like you
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to those who missed it, a mother called on her son who is trying to sexually abuse her. really weird call.
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>>79698133
YAS I HERD THAT
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>>79698288
Wew, 17 million people. Washington state, where I live, has a population of 7 million people. It always has been boggling to my mind how small Western Europe is compared to the entire United States. The county that I live in has a white population of 64% because my region mostly is occupied by Apple, Cherry, and Pear orchards and we use Mexican labour for our crops. I hope your country choses the route to individual and economic prosperity.
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>all the noise disturbances are anonymous calls
lmao, are people afraid that the party they're calling in is a gang party and the gang is listening to a scanner?
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>>79698514
>Implying fireworks in downtown Chiraq coon county isn't 2p00ky4you
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>>79698446
Tbh senpai, I could do with a shower right now
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>>79698533
looks like /r9k/ is here
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>>79698446
You could provide all of those things for her. You can help her get back her smile. You just have to show her the right path.
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>>79698378
This is the outcome of miscegenation. Poor half white half asian men.
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>>79698665
Is that from the Canadian wildfire a few weeks back? Looks intense as fuck.
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>>79698122
my nostalgia. I don't know why but this makes me so sad.

You will never see any of them again besides Ronald McDonald.
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suspicious van scaring someone
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>>79698698
Or I could douse her in petrol and light a match
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>>79696800
>dem eyebrows
>dem tattoos.
>tfw I couldn't help but inseminate her and now I have to put up with her shit for 18 years.
>tfw our son is an absolute fucking idiot and makes my life hell from the day he's born.

Totally not worth it famalamalam
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>>79698767
Post v&
You know the one
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>>79698531
>>79698667
Aww, I quoted my own post... add to that a nap
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>>79698746
Yes, remember the 6 trillion leafs
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>Whites fighting and screaming.
Damn crackas.
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>>79698843
>>
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>>79698370
the greens are gone and everything with it. what remains is the marshall field apartments on sedgwick. nothing but fins there.
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>>79698811
B, But .... MUH DICK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4
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>>79698897
FIRE DID NOTHING WRONG
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I miss furfag
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>>79698897
If you fight the fire the fire win
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MALE CALLED

GRABBED AT GUNPOINT

DETAILS TO FOLLOW
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>>79698791
Or you could do the right thing and show her the correct path. You could turn her into a wholesome god-fearing woman.
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>>79698906
> the fucking dog
Eer time
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>>79699004
>>79698963
t. le weed frog
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>>79699031
How many times has that bitch been arrested?
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>>79698656
Yes, or that they will go public records request the info on the 911 call, to find out who turned them in.
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>>79699031
Anons..What do coal burners do?
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>>79699149
PAY THE TOLL
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>>79698533
Someone had said that's common for niggers to rape females in the family. The dad and brothers do it to the sisters.
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>>79699002
we think the guy who refused ems called tonight about his stabwound

hilarious
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>>79699116
bout tree fiddy
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>>79699031
Exactly how I know her voice sounds by looking at her https://youtu.be/0xYW6j7zy3Q
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>>79699184
Tommy Sotomayor talks about the rampant incest in the nigger community.
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>>79699184
so redneck incest is just a meme and its more common to blacks?
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>>79699214
hahahahahahahaha
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>>79699179
AHO
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>>79698959
when the memes just right.
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>>79699227
oh i totally can imagine her talking like that
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>>79699255
WE
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CHECK YOUR KEYS
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aight lads im off for tonight.
sleep well roberts
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>>79699149
>>79699179
you guys showed me, i'm a #paigepiller now
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>>79699326
WUZ
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Can someone prank call them and get them say something on the scanner?
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>>79699355
bye robert
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OH SHIT
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>>79699214
>being a less than 8.8/10 fuccboi
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cop hurt or cop chasing
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>>79699361
would fuck if she had not stds
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>>79699432
GET'EM
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>>79699414
>Prank calling police dispatch
>In Chicongo
>On the 4th of fucking july
Do you WANT to get raped in federal prison?
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Foot chase. In custody.
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I think I heard the Tardis
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11 61 Adam running em down
>this is why I'm here boys.
10-4 Robert
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>>79699450
Suspect in custody
Based Robert
>>79699355
Night Robert
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i want a cute anime girl to erp with me.
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>>79699255
I've never seen insect memes with niggers, so not sure what your point is?
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>>79698959
That's some of the best Moonman I've ever heard.
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>>79699288
link?
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>>79699471
Some russian could do it
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>we will one day hear robert die and sassy woman cry
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can someone make a more organized police lingo sheet?

Would help the one in the op is ok but it is all over the place
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>>79699361
> she will never get in a cat fight and cut a bitch that was eyeballing you at the bar
> she will never ride you with gratitude after you post her bail
> she will never give you roadhead while you drive her to court
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NOT THE LIQUOR STORE GUNFIGHTS!!!!
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>>79699587
ROBERT IS IMMORTAL

IN ROBERT WE TRUST
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>>79699031
judging by the hair and skin it's too late to turn that into a decent looking human
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did she say poor robert????
did i miss something?
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oh shit underage b&
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who the fuck is robert
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>>79699366
FAMALAMADINGDONG
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>>79699547
thats the point, the fact is black have fantasies of fucking their relatives but everyone thinks that only implies to rednecks or ''whitebois'
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>>79699549

Really? here's my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iIQMJ_26nE
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>>79699553
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3266200/breanna-hochstatter-1/
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Where can I get moar Sienna?

Sexy as fuck
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>>79699255
yes you idiot it was always a meme it was just anti confederate/southern propaganda by the northern jewyorker blacks literally rape the shit out of each other not just cross genders old brothers face raping younger brothers this shit is very common
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>>79699707
he is the god not that these people wanted
but the god that these people need.
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NIGGER TASED

TAKE THAT RIDE NEGRO
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>>79699715

Same shit with

>only whites are serial killers
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>fucker got tazed
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TASE HIS ASS ROBERT
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>>79699747
well good to know
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>>79699599
She looks like she would be into choking and bondage.
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>>79696811
Sooner now.
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>>79699746

Gotchu on Onee-chan senpai
She also has Instagram (maybe) and Facebook, if you can find it
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ZAP ZAP MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>79699746
county lockup
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>>79699715
The reason incest porn is #1 on porn hub is because its the only normal porn left...Everything else you search is full of nigger dicks
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Chicago needs Batman for it to become a crime-free city.
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>>79699746
facebook
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>>79699516
>>79699516
Kek
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>>79699796
I was gonna say mma fighting.
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>>79699746
>>79699808

Sorry forgot pic
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>>79699881
Wouldnt the scanner be boring then?
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>>79699796
Yea she likes to dress up. I see it in her soulless eyes and open lips.
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>>79696800
She at it again.

Wtf is wrong with this hot lady?
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can we get a Detroit scanner general?
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>>79699796
she looks like she's into pills and crying

what is wrong with you newfags? we're here to laugh at the chimpenings and support the men, women and Robert of CPD
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