Is the world ready for such an alliance?
>>79668272
fuck off, absolutely disgusting
Would the world even notice such an alliance?
In shitposting other than that your 2 countries are irrelevant.
>>79668370
Kek
>>79668377
Not joking mate, where are your rellies? Saw a vid on liveleak of some randoms with their heads chopped off by a cartel and thought of our mexican posters.
Wishing you the best in pole vaulting for when that wall goes up.
>>79668859
>Wishing you the best in pole vaulting for when that wall goes up.
kek
>wanting to have anything to do with leafcucks
>>79668272
Fuck off cunt.
Melbourne needs to be fucking gassed at this point. Clearly vermin.
Australians are fucking idiots though.
>>79668272
We cannot be allies. That would break the sacrament of being trolls. Trolls don't ally with anyone but the fungus underneath the bridge. And you ain't no fungus.
We already have a best friend
Get them fucking cuckleafs away from me.
The truth is there's no such thing as Australia and Canada, did you ever wonder why people just say Canada is a cold Australia or Australia is a hot Canada? Or why we're both such big shitposters?
We're just one country, the Canadian and Australian continents are just a front.
>>79670250
Maple leaf > ukelele leaf
>>79668370
We'd control half the worlds uranium and most of the thorium
You'd have to notice us
>>79668272
I'd rather die.
>>79671549
Go home Lee chao xao
>>79668272
Get those kangaroniggers away from me.
>>79668272
Tbqhwyf we dont want you lowering our average quality of shitposts.
You can have Melbourne though.
>>79672464
I met a guy from Melbourne, he told me not to say Abbo because it's racist
>>79672721
This is why we need a holocaust level event to take place in Melbourne and kill at least 1 million of them and transport the rest to Ontario.
>>79673041
>Melbourne has 4 million people
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT BIGGER THAN TORONTO YOU HAVE 20 MILLION PEOPLE HALF OF THAT IS IN LITERALLY 2 CITIES WTF
>>79671204
>uranium
>thorium
its tritium or go fuck yourself
>>79673552
Maybe it is tritium, but I know for a fact the Falklands will never be yours
>>79670168
the american should be a spic
Not if it's about uranium.
Get Kazakhstan in the mix, convince Murrika (fuck yeah) to invade China and oh boy we have a hegemony. Everyone shut the fuck up, the shitposters are planning global domination.
>>79673670
Canada you madman. With bantz this spicy maybe we can get along.
>>79668272
Sorry, we're taken cunt.
dude weed
>>79668377
The only thing relevant about your shithole is your border.
>>79674226
Stop it Australia is cute and I like masturbating to the girl wiggle
>>79674889
America is our only true friend.
>>79675193
No they aren't fuck off, why do Albertans have to ruin every thread about us
>>79668272
Why would Canadians want that? An alliance for what? To shitpost all over the world?
>>79675384
I'm from Nova Scotia bud, get your shit together.
I don't even work out west, that shit's for plebs.
>>79675458
So we can stop buying fruits some stinky spic touched
>>79675497
Every Nova Scotian I've ever met has been an intolerable republican, you had a sweet red ensign flag and switched it for your scotcuck wannabe crap.
>>79675384
BC here, I hope the western provinces separate so we don't have to put up with you gay welfareniggers anymore.
Strayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.
Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in 4chan.
UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him
If they don't get rid of this sense of inferiority and stupid need to prove themselves (they just can't) you're better off alone than allying with such obnoxious fellows
>>79675639
How fitting that your ID is yellow
>>79675639
Ontario here, I can't wait to see your pointless heroin addicted chink colony invaded.
>>79675193
I love you to leaf.
>>79675735
We don't imitate dumb ass, this is how we always were and one day turdcuckdoodoo gets elected and suddenly you guys call us shitposters IM NOT A SHITPOSTER have you ever seen euro faggot atheist posters? They're the worst shitposters on this site
>>79675787
Fuck you
>>79675639
Lmao, make it even easier for China to annex you.
>>79675613
At least we're still a white province, even the refugees that came here left for western shitholes.
>>79675787
Love you too qt3.14
>>79672837
kek
>>79675764
>>79675766
better Asian than black, muslim and gay like you cunts desu
>>79675993
Your entire province voted liberal fuck off
>>79676062
>niggers stupid and shoot each other or end up in jail
>sand niggers kill each other or live in their own ghetto away from everyone
>faggots get aids and die
>chinks buy all your property and all the white people end up homeless doing heroin
Yeah great
>>79676296
Most good conservatives were all working in yours, nothing but trailer trash and welfare queens willingly stay here.
>>79676492
Because Nova Scotians seem like dicks, they're like the BC of the maritimes always talking about how they're the best. Nobody likes Nova Scotians but everyone likes Nova Scotia
>>79668272
Canada can wage a war against the geese, and Australia can give them tips. :^)
The Commonwealth works well together.
>>79675193
We only put up with you because we have to. Australia is a real friend, and Britain is OK.
>>79676751
>Unironically liking No Funswick or PEI.
PEI has two jobs, liquor store and potato farm
New Brunswick is all Acadia trash.
Nova Scotia only wins by default.
>Implying Newfies are maritimers.
>>79676887
Pls no bully America.
>>79668272
Your moose-emu hybrids will rule the galaxy.
>>79676760
Based anglos
>>79668377
>Mexico
>Calling others irrelevant
>>79668377
Get ready to pay for the wall spic.
>>79677051
PEI is good because it's empty, you're the most densely populated province, more dumb cunts to run into no thanks. And you guys are filled with french cunts, the only people in Canada I've ever met who speak French not from Quebec were from Nova Scotia, shit flag unloyal to Britain unlike Manitoba and Canada, wannabe American republicans.
I fucking love Australia
>>79676760
>Australia any use
Mate they are the only country to lose a war to a fucking bird.
Mean while we are endangering everything here, including our national icon.
Our shitposting would be unstoppable I FUCKING LOVE KANGAROOS FUCK YEA
>>79677517
If you aren't clubbing your animals over the head you're doing it wrong
>>79677397
>Manitoba
>Good, Canadian province
>Home of the Metis
>Implying republicans are bad
>not liking Trump
You're running a fucking dippity doo convention upstairs bud.
>>79677517
How are you endangering it? You should help Canada then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmi3EifYzR0
>>79675787
America as the cool brother who fucks off but still comes through when the chips are down, also a severe health problem.
Its too real
>>79677871
Fuck off, all republicans need to be dropped into the bottom of the ocean.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SEND HER VICTORIOUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>79677983
New Zealand is so cute
>>79678106
I'll support the monarchy when they start behaving as such, until then they're celebrity figureheads that do nothing but waste money and allow rapists and shitskins to invade the country they're supposed to rule.
>>79668370
Savage
>>79678398
>spend more in taxes than if you weren't a royal
Oh wow they waste so much wow let's abolish the monarchy so their taxes will be lower XD
>allow rapists and shitskins
No leader will say anything about this right now, it's basically suicide to say let's get rid of all these immigrants. Honestly treasonous republicunts should fuck off, there's a hundred republics for you to move to (all of them worse than Canada) so leave if you don't like the monarchy.
>>79678789
It was basically suicide to rebel against the British but it still happened didn't it? Grow a pair and speak out against the brown menace and fight for your country, not for some royals that haven't done their job in ages and give next to 0 fucks about an irrelevant colony.
>>79679088
Yeah whatever you can fuck off, I don't associate with atheist republicans
>>79668272
Ya, nah cunt.
>>79668272
Fuck off idiot. Why would we want to hang out with literal sheep shaggers?
>>79679216
Nah, that's New Zealand and Wales.
>>79679369
Your PM legalised it. You're sheep shagging bastards now.
>>79679469
Wow we legalised it in 2016 when everyone legalised it decades before us HAHAHAHA XD
>>79679469
It was the Supreme Court that struck down the laws. Nothing to do with Trudeau.
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED WE ARE A SHIT POSTING SUPERPOWER
don't let the americucks divide and conquer us
>>79668272
I don't want to be allied with such degenerates.
>>79679668
>>79679668
he is pretty alpha t b h
