Give me reasons why I shouldn't commit suicide
>>79603929
there are none
>>79603929
you cant shitpost after you an hero
unless you are religious :^)
>>79603960
This. Do it. Life becomes increasingly worse the older you become.
>>79603929
At least you're not an amerifat, even if you are an Aussie
You make her cry if you do
>>79603929
There are no bants in hell.
trump might win
>>79604035
I'd hit it.
Who will prep the bull now straya?
Do you not enjoy the chaos this year has brought us so far?
>>79603929
Why do you want to commit suicide?
>>79603929
Because it won't work.
Do you really think you can escape?
>>79604102
This is a bird
>>79603929
THIS PETITION HAS GATHERED ~350 SIGNATURES IN A WEEK.
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THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/
> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.
> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.
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https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s [Embed]
http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3
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>>79603929
Don't know, I imagine death pretty boring desu fampai
>>79603929
the religion of peace will end in your lifetime
get some money and fuck some hookers
>>79604148
I'm glad you knew that.
>>79603929
You shouldn't commit suicide because once you kill yourself then you're dead.
What don't you have to live for? Why not try to develop a normal, wholesome, fulfilling life?
>>79603960
fpbp
>>79603929
For her.
>>79604023
Unless transhumanism becomes a thing when OP is old
Do you want to die or do you want a different life?
dont commit suicide, at least not normally.
get a gun, a shitload of ammo and some supplies, and go inna woods.
see how long you can go before nature reclaims you, or you claim nature.
>>79603929
*checks flag*
I honestly can't, go for it. Especially if you're the aussie spamming cuck threads.
No, kill yourself you Fucking faggot.
What are your circumstances OP and why have they driven you to contemplate suicide?
>>79604417
There we go. Don't kill yourself because you can always derive joy from spamming cuck threads. Embrace your shitposting roots OP.
>>79603929
BREXIT JUST WON YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK
And Trump's gonna win in five months. You aren't the least bit interested in sticking around to see what happens next? These are glorious times to be alive. The world is about to be transformed completely. I'm suicidal too, but I'm sticking around to see at least that much.
>>79603929
Inescapable, eventual, Abbo genocide.
>>79603929
anime
>>79603929
There is no afterlife, once you die, you'll just disappear into nothingness. Right now your life still has a chance to get better. Once you're dead, that chance is gone.
Not being funny but unless your suicide is going to be flying a plane into mecca and starting world war 3 then it's not worth bigging up on here
at least go on a rampage and take down some undesirables
>>79604577
But then, why live, if you have an outcome that is basically the loss of all?
Yes, there is an afterlife. You can even reincarnate if you so wish.
>>79603929
Why wouldn't you wanna see the end of the world? at least we get to see the fall of everything and it'll be amazing :)
>>79603929
Find god
I can't tell the difference between /r9k/ and /pol/ anymore
>>79603929
we may need you in the war to come
>>79603929
Because you'll do it like a cuck.
At least do it isis style. Blow up at a feminist convention. At a gay bar. Shoot up a school, mosque. At least get a thread on /pol
>>79604023
This is false. My life was fucking horrible through the teenage years and into my 20's. Now I'm 25 and I feel better than I ever did the last 10-12 years.
>>79605177
Shut up gypo nigger
>Pic is of your dad
>>79604319
>Some ugly chink
Really France? Don't you at least have some Hijab wearing French girl?
>>79603929
the dying part will be much worse than any of your problems right now
>>79603929
we don't deserve it
you must shitpost for a 100 years
>>79603929
because you'll die
>>79603929
Outer darkness.
>>79603929
Zika olympics
Trump winning
Brewing WW III in EU
The race war
Because that would be fucking ungrateful.
Your life has been given to you. Upgrade yourself, share with others, if you have something new to show - procreate.
>>79605304
Really little Australia? She was killed in the Boston Bombings.
If you have nothing to lose, you might as well dedicate your life to avenging her.
>>79603929
Trump presidency
>>79603929
the happening comith
>>79603929
You're not a nigger. We need you in the coming race war.
Why would you bother killing yourself? Just smear yourself with shit and run through the Melbourne CBD screaming if life is so unimportant to you.
>>79605726
>your life has been given to you
>implying you had a choice to decline
>>79605560
>Trump winning
>The race war
Not gonna happen
>Brewing WWIII in EU
>Unironically falling for project fear
W-What's nato mommy?
>>79603929
There has to be someone you can take out before you die. Do the world a favor.
>>79606058
This. If you get to the point where nothing matters, why not at least do some crazy shit that you've been wanting to do all your life?
>>79603929
There is literally nothing wrong with suicide BUT
think of it this way, you'll die anyway. Why not live? I agree there needs to be a happening soon.
>>79606099
>implying you had a choice to decline
Who would decline being conscious in a mostly non living universe?
It's a gift from the gods or w/e you wanna call it
>>79606272
*god
>>79603929
You will miss a lot of happenings also take all this crap that goes on with humor and laugh at it and the idiots that produce all this mess.
Also if you really do it (please dont dude) take traitors with you.
>>79603929
Think of all of the wars there are going to be soon. You could be watching all of them.
Do you really want to miss the wars?
Do it and film yourself while you're killing yourself. I want some entertainment.
>>79606272
If this version makes you feel more comfortale.
