What is his problem?
>>79598571
that's just fuckin unaustralian
>>79598571
He eats like a savage abbo after huffing petrol.
I hope I translated that into Australian correctly.
>>79598993
close enough innit bruv
>>79598993
Ayyy
>>79598571
WHO EATS SAUSAGE SANDWICHES FROM THE FUCKING MIDDLE
>>79599936
>SAUSAGE SANDWICHES
you have to go back Chang we don't put kitty cats in our snags in bread
>>79600005
>snags in bread
lol wut literally nobody calls them this
>>79600073
unaustralian
>>79598571
how do you even fuck up eating something resembling that shape
to literally any human being and potentially some animes on looking at it you would realize instantly that the best way to eat it is end to end
what the fuck did this cunt smash his first icecream cone on his fucking forehead or something
is this even real life
>>79598571
Mental retardation, it is quite common amongst Labor voters.
>>79598571
He was never going to eat the whole thing, so he just went for the best part.
>>79600124
>S N A G S I N B R E A D
>>79598571
Gee whillickers. Get out of here lightweight. Make room for a big guy will ya?
>>79600276
got to hand it to kashich at least he looks like he's seen what he's eating before
>>79600129
>what the fuck did this cunt smash his first icecream cone on his fucking forehead or something
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>>79600276
Golly, John, your mom lets you eat five dinners at once?
>>79600172
>Libcucks
>This mad
lol
some PR person told him to eat it that way so people can't photoshop him with pictures of dicks in his hands
unfortunately, its fucking retarded and makes him look like a sperg.
if I were him I just would have taken the dick photoshops
>>79600335
He also knows how to eat properly.
Fuck how he eats it, the real issue here is WHO THE FUCK PUTS A SAUSAGE SIZZLE SNAG IN A FUCKING BREAD ROLL? SEPPOS GET OUT REEEEEEE ITS NOT A HOT DOG!! PUT THAT CUNT IN A SLICE OF TIP TOP WHITE BREAD AND A FUCK LOAD OF DEAD HORSE
>>79600493
this
>>79600073
Fuck off back to Western Sydney you poofta.
>>79600470
Stuff it all in there, you dirty whore. Maybe -THEN- we'll let you be the nominee.
>>79599936
People who don't want the sausage replaced witha dick in photoshop.
>>79600649
>SNAGS IN BREAD
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>non-americans
>experts on eating
>>79600730
melbourne pls
>>79600762
huh?
>>79600957
nobody calls them sausage sandwiches
nobody
>>79600714
>>79601097
I like the way you took the time to photoshop out that little piece of the sandwich there.
>>79600469
I don't get this meme. Spergs are obsessed with doing things "the right way". He'd be a sperg if he sat down, put on a slab against any spatter, pulled out 5 sets of dinnerware, ordered them and then ate his sandwich by cutting it into evenly sized bite friendly piece before eating it with a fork.
>>79601164
thanks bro another quality product of Australia
australia more like NEW ZEALAND LOL
>>79601017
yeah dude everyone calls them
S N A G S I N B R E A D
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA
He just doesn't give a fuck
Hot English Mustard is good on them. So fuck off.
>>79601166
It is an old trick of Democrats in the US to make the politician (usually some way too rich Republican) to eat a hotdog or to tell you how much the price of milk is.
They will look disgusted eating the hotdog and the photo comes out with them looking like shit and they never know how much Milk costs.
>>79601226
Malta more like SICILIA LOL
>>79601321
snags on bread or sausage sizzle
THIS is a sausage sandwich
>>79601388
go back to america
>>79601572
>>79601321
Okay now you're just being autistic.
>fails to win the majority of the millenials despite being a left-wing leader (even during the reign of Abbott)
>faces rape allegations
>gets roasted for eating like a literal spastic
>proceeds to lose the election (again)
How much can one man take, lads?
>>79601425
Who the actual fuck do you think you are? I wasn't talking to you, and you do not have the right to just butt in and insult me when me and the australian was posting. It actually angers me that you would think yourself my equal, to just come into this thread and think you could start posting shit about me, how fucking dare you? "more like SICILIA" - well you're kind of a complete and utter idiot whos mother attempted to abort him but failed, and even then she's disappointed in you.
I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but don't butt into one of my conversations again, okay? I'm better than that, and you should try and treat people with the slightest bit of respect you indecent little shit on the floor.
Actually, you angered me so much that I started to go through your IP's posts. Channer for 4 months and you only have 257 replies? lol, I've been a 4channer for 5 days and I have a x10 of what you've got, and it goes to show that you truly are just wasting your time here.
Anyway, I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds recently, and what you remind me of is one of the serial killers. Awkward, constantly just waiting in the background and watching, and when you find a chance to talk you just butt into someone elses conversations, like aren't you disgraced that you can't be as great as Penelope Garcia? She's not a great looker, but she presents herself with confidence and it makes everyone in the show love her, even the ripped black guy loves her, and you should try and build yourself up to be more like her, because lets face it, you aint no ripped black guy.
Fucking hell Penelope is a great character, and you know she's always just trying her best and living her life, god bless her. She's so amazing that they let her into two of the Criminal Minds tv shows, and she's just as likeable in both of them!
Anyway, that's all! I feel like the porky pig character, fucking hell porky pig always gets the rotten end of the bacon doesn't he?
>>79601635
wut?
>>79601635
based Tones taking the shitty end piece so no one else has to
truly an Australian hero
>>79601635
fuck. that was snags ON bread.
here is snags IN bread
>>79601713
>>79601785
fuck. I'm too durnk to be doing this.
>>79601828
>1.09 MB
Christ m8 we can't handle that shit
>>79601890
I'M SORRY.
HERE IS AUSSIE VERSION.
WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
I PROMISE.
>>79600073
found the gook
>>79600073
chink slut
>>79602059
ta mate
>>79600539
Is this what reddit finds funny these days? Jesus.
>>79598571
He didn't want the hotdog to be shopped into a dick, not as dumb as you think.
>>79601652
>Won more seats in 1 term than based tones did in 6
Seriously. I am fucking pissed at Turnbull though. No 100mb connections for my porn and my country is about to be overrun with Melburnians and Lebbos.
Worst case.
>>79602652
ketchup on sausage?????
seriously. import some mustard.
or mayo. ummmm.
>>79602752
THANKS FOR SOLVING THE RIDDLE. WE HAD NO CLUE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
>>79601097
>not taking a bite out of a cock
C'MON
>>79602884
Are you fucked in the head mate?
>>79602059
Cheers sep. I'll promise to start downloading the original One Megabyte image when it's my next turn to use the computer.
>>79603072
>be australian
>never microwave up a nice steaming bowl of mayo to use as dippy sauce for your sausage platter
>>79601890
CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
>>79602807
god I hope he scraps the Abbott govt nbn and reinstates the proper plan
