for the second time we're going to have to deal with bloody minor party weirdos in the parliament, on television, being fuckwits
I would give government to labour, liberals, the greens, fucking anyone rather than going through this chickenshit hung parliament
fucking daryl hinch anti-pedo party for fucks sake
Be Australian, no guns, no a-cup porn, loads of immigrants, no jobs, no chance of buying land (china), ban nicotine vape oil, ban fun, ban everything, hate speech laws, ban freedom of thought.
wtf is going on, the AEC just took the day off today?
>>79593198
no porn with small tits?
really?
>>79593531
PEDO DETECTED
>>79593469
Antony Green said it was something to do with new protocols for securring ballots
Australia used to be a stable democracy, now its just like Italy or Bolivia
Menzies was PM for like 17 years wasn't he? Hawks for 10, Howard for 11. Now you get a new PM every year. If that wasn't bad enough now you've had another early election, neither side won and you're even more in a political quagmire. You'll likely end up doing a UK and replacing both PM and opposition leader in the coming weeks.
Andrew Bolt summed it up nicely on sky last night. Kick Turnbull into touch and replace him with Abbott again.
>>79593469
> Be AEC
> Haven't worked a day in two years.
> 1st day back at work
> Shit that was tough, let's take a couple days off guys
>>79593851
>Andrew Bolt summed it up nicely on sky last night. Kick Turnbull into touch and replace him with Abbott again.
That's precisely what's going to happen.
It's going to be Rudd-Gilliard-Rudd all over again.
I JUST WANT A PM THAT STAYS IN FOR 1 YEAR FOR FUCK SAKE
LET BASED TONES SERVE
>>79593004
>implying Katter isn't a champ
go fuck yourself Melbournite
>>79593531
It's an exaggeration. Australia has a classification system that separates 18+ content into R18+ and X18+. Basically R18+ only features real sex if it has artistic value. In states without an X rating, edited porn is put into the R category.
X is for hardcore porn, but the problem is that it's a porn-only rating, so no forms of violence are allowed into the X rating. That means sexual violence, but it also means in the case of, say, a police porn, you'd have to cut out gunfight interludes and maybe even car chases surrounding the sex.
This is a roundabout way of saying that the X rating has zero tolerance for any kind of sex that is even remotely considered abusive or extreme and that sometimes includes porn that features small-breasted actresses who appear to be younger than 18.
This only covers DVD, though. It doesn't cover internet porn.
Australia is weird like that. I personally don't care. I voted Christian Democrats, DLP, and Family First. It's a shame the rest of my country is so degenerate.
>>79594074
It would have been a much cleared result with him at the helm.
>Utter devestation
>>79594345
Tones won seats in both elections he was involved it, well over 20+ seats.
The liberal party lost that near amount of seats last night alone.
Turnbulls absolutely fucking useless.
>>79594313
that's kinda cool honestly. Although I agree it is nanny state
the state's policies should all be towards education from people who already are paid, so we the taxpayers don't ahve to pay for this bullshit, but we set a precedent of non degeneracy
bunch of fuckin bogans
>>79593851
this
todays parties are spineless vote chasing clones of each other
is the split a genuine one, or is it just indicative of a vote between two nearly identical parties
>>79594203
katter is great anon, he's not the bad guy here
>mfw he airs a joke add about shooting labour/libs
>day after orlando shooting
>literally because he didn't know it happened
>because he gives zero shits about america
but in seriousness he is an established figure, with broad policy objectives and a stable local voting base
how mny major party candidates could say that about themselves?
>>79594685
>>79594493
>>79594345
your whole problem is that you HAVE to vote. that's what's fucked. So the parties just do nothing and stay in the middle.
>>79593851
>Menzies was PM for like 17 years wasn't he? Hawks for 10, Howard for 11. Now you get a new PM every year.
Welcome to the digital era were the only constant is change.
>>79594619
I carry a swiss army knife and people think it's weird/dangerous
it's not even legal to carry one because it's not for work or recreation strictly speaking
I couldn't buy iodine last week for water purification because govment is scared people will make meth out of it
no fireworks, because risk of bushfiress
vodka is 40-50$ a bottle, because muh revenue
cant ride a bike without a helmet
nanny state as fuck
>>79594917
Compulsory voting is a good thing, it keeps people at least somewhat interested in politics, rather than waiting every 4 years and then waking up to be only slightly interested in politics from an only 2 party system that campaigns itself on image and slogans rather than plans & policy, like America.
We've now given them no choice but to do something, because a Shorten government equals a shit government that won by a cunt hair, and a Turnbull government equals a man who should've won clean but almost lost. All while we filled the senate with parties the big two would rather not have, like Pauline fucking things up for them.
If LNP wins, Turnbulls fucked within the next 1-2 years. Tones already knows this, he won back his seat and he's aware of the floor crumbling beneath Turnbull.
>>79594917
well that cuts both ways
on the one hand, it really favors centrist parties
but on the other hand, it stops minorities who vote having dispoportionate influence, and stops polliticians treating groups who don't vote unfirly
Honestly, Labor should be forced to make a public apology for the Medicare lies and Queenslad Lanor needs to be arrested for their fraudulent Medicare texts.
Then have another election.
>>79595321
he sacre campain was clumsy, but it's founded in reason
>>79595406
It was a blatant lie and the 8k texts from "Medicare" was fraud
>>79594619
I feel like Australia is a massive liberal contradiction, though. Like you can't see an 18+ girl who looks like she may be younger in a porn, but because the age of consent is 16, you could legally fuck a 16 year old who actually is younger.
Not to mention legal prostitution. I grew up in a area where streetwalking was legal and yet only like 2 territories in the country carry actual porn outside of the internet.
>>79595158
Yeah, and hemp seeds here have to be labeled "not for eating" despite nothing being wrong with them and them being mad protein because hemp seeds are too close to marijuana and someone might get the wrong idea about the legality of marijuana.
>>79595573
>Like you can't see an 18+ girl who looks like she may be younger in a porn
You realize that entire thing was made up horseshit by American media right? They took a quote by a Sex party member completely out of context and presented it as truth.
Full blown loli is only banned in 1 state.
>>79593198
>Be Australian, no guns, no a-cup porn, loads of immigrants, no jobs, no chance of buying land (china), ban nicotine vape oil, ban fun, ban everything, hate speech laws, ban freedom of thought.
Thats why hung parliaments are good bro. They cant fucking agree on anything so no fucking stupid laws get passed...
They generally only agree on the big stuff
>>79595770
Liberal and Labor both agree on all the big stuff. They only differ on inconsequential horseshit to make it seem like they're not two sides of the same coin.
This place is a shithole
Must confess, from a Brit perspective we always thought Aus had it all - enviable lifestyle, freedom, last bastion of individuality. Came as quite a shock to find out a couple of years ago that it was even more nanny state than UK
>>79593961
Probably have smoko every half hour too
>>79595289
Tony was never gonna lose his seat
>>79596063
It's not as bad as the UK, yet.
>>79593004
>>79593709
>>79593851
>>79594074
>>79594685
>>79594828
am i the only one that likes the hung parliament and the backstabbing it makes it feel like we are a drow civ
>>79594493
Elections are never won in Australia
They are lost
Tony didn't win seats, Julia and Rudd lost them
>>79595289
Keeps people interested?
You have no idea
>>79595837
>tfw all parties (expect the pig-like LDP who i'm thankful have fucked off) agree on better and more advanced gun laws.
Feels so good to know we are heading in the right direction with this adler shit. A gun made to exploit our laws.
>>79596374
>Auzzies are a race of chaos worshiping, infighting, isolated bastards with a spider problem
It all makes sense now.
>>79596374
Not enough murder for Drow, maybe we should borrow Hillary.
>>79596272
>It's not as bad as the UK, yet.
Depressing it's even fucking close
If Aus isn't the last bastion of the free minded individual the West truly IS fucked!
>>79596390
But Malcolm was leader for a bit and went nowhere. Tony actually brought the coalition back
>>79593004
>daryl hinch
hey um guys.. don't tell anyone i told you this but... back in the wog boy days i heard this guy literally bummed infants.
Both parties are just sick faggots, representing Australia which has become mostly sick faggots. Then you've got mostly morons looking for a new party and voting for morons.
>>79596488
>>79596528
that's part of the game you allowed to murder if you don't get found out
also bet you cant do a better image than me
>>79593851
>muh based tones
must be nice having a low IQ
>>79595505
>it was a blatant lie
lol no
>>79593004
MELBOURNE POOFS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEE
HANSON BEST
HYNCH BEST
KATTER BEST
LABOUR LIBERAL GREENS SHITCUNTS
REEEEEEE
>>79593004
most people would rather they hang. Ideological right wing garbage has stuffed Mal. He needed to crack a whip, but he's bogged down. >Shorten (except for saving medicare, who the fuck would vote for him)
>>79593004
>fucking daryl hinch anti-pedo party for fucks sake
>daryl
Firstly, it's DERRYN Hinch.
Secondly, you're going to be glad he is there in a few years time.
>http://www.cbc.ca/firsthand/features/four-misconceptions-about-pedophiles
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZNdjj3B8TI
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/paedophilia-sexual-orientation-straight-gay-criminal-psychologist-child-sex-abuse-a6965956.html
>http://www.vice.com/read/realizing-youre-a-pedophile-can-make-you-want-to-kill-yourself?utm_source=vicefbus
>http://www.vice.com/read/do-we-need-to-start-treating-paedophiles-differently-635
>http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
>http://www.virped.org/
There is a real effort from the left to legalize pedophilia... and in Canada it is succeeding.
>>79594945
I feel like the worlds gone crazy but NZ has settled. We used to be shit tier when it came to politics. In 1989-1990 we went through four pm's in a matter of months.
Now since 1999 we've had only two. Helen Clarke and John Key. And Key looks like he's gonna win a fourth term. What happened to us?
>>79593004
Majority of them are fucked in the head.
>>79593004
FUCK YEAH I LOVE HUNG PARLIAMENTS!
Greens get to dictate policy. Best day of life honestly.
>The most butthurt speech in the history of elections form the Prime Minsiter
This election delivered.
>>79595505
Goto bed Malcolm, you had a big night last night.
>>79593469
Won't know shit till Tuesday
>>79598232
Only reason I considered labor at all is because of negative gearing. I want to own a home in my own lifetime.
I voted ALA, they would have been heaps better if their focus wasn't on >MUH ISLAM
Also their contradictary view on gay marriage. The whole point of libertarianism is to not give a fuck about that kind of detail. Let it happen but ensure churches aren't compelled to do it, ensuring fairness for everyone.
>>79595321
so how did it work, anyone can just send an SMS with a custom ID? wtf
>>79593004
based Derryn "Senator? I hardly met her!" Hinch
>>79598982
What was ALA's gay marriage policy? Were they against it?
Good work voting labor for negative gearing. I had been ranting about the tax evasion that was negative gearing for years and was stunned when Labor adopted the policy.
>>79599021
SMSes, like emails, have a subject line, except that no one ever fills it in.
Labor decided to fill in the subject as "medicare"
Turns out that Android phones replace the subject line with caller id if the caller is unknown. So thousands of people thought they got a text from Medicare.
Classic stuff. Blame google. Libs crying about it is hilarious as fuck.
>>79597740
Hello /r/australia.
Tony was god and you should be ashamed.
Here's where I ask you why you hated Tony. I fully expect you not to reply because you get all your opinions from an echo chamber like the little sheep you are.
>>79598982
That's why Xenophon is the best choice
https://nxt.org.au/whats-nxt/policy-principles/
>Form a housing affordability taskforce charged with delivering practical solutions to encourage greater home ownership. The aim of this taskforce is to examine relevant housing affordability levers and recommend measures to reduce tape and taxes and highlight innovative and cost-effective building and housing concepts.
>Ensure Australian residents are not priced out of the housing market by foreign investors
>Modify negative gearing to encourage the creation of new affordable housing stock
>Remove all discrimination from the Marriage Act to ensure that all people, regardless of their sex or gender identity, have the opportunity to marry
>Churches and religious bodies should retain the right to decide for themselves whether to perform or recognise any marriage
>>79599070
Yeah they were against it. Personally I don't mind if gays marry, I just want to take religion out of it - I'm not even religious. Fairness for both groups - true libertarian style
Their anti muslim rhetoric was too excessive. It took them so far backwards in support. Made them look like the radical right.
Say it with me now: Senator Reverend Fred Nile
>>79598432
Paedophilia IS legal you stupid fuck.
Child molestation is what is illegal.
These parties exist because of stupid cunts like you who don't understand the difference. If you were smarter then people wouldn't need to point out why you're wrong all the time. These parties are your fault.
>>79599211
Let's see why do we hate Tony
>Thought it would be a good idea to re-introduce Knights and Dames and then give one to Prince fucking Phillip
>Felt that too much forest in Tasmania was protected from logging, even though at it's peak, the logging industry only accounted for 2% of Tassy's workforce.
>Tried to forever entrench the class divide by deregulating university fees.
>Only funded roads, refused to acknowledge rail
>Ruined the NBN
>Proposed cutting jobseekers under 25 from the dole for HALF A YEAR because "we gotta make cuts to the budget" The projected savings were only $100 million over 4 years.
>Is a crazy catholic
>Hates gays for no reason
>Hates woman, except his chief of staff
>beleives the word of god over the word of climate scientists
>Defunded the Australia Arts Council
>Defunded investment in renewable enegery
Shit man i could go all day. Those first 12 months were astonishing, it's like every day he found a new way to be a shit cunt.
>>79599336
A shame there wasn't a party representative of his who I could vote for in my electorate (Deakin)
>>79599366
They are the radical right if they are against gay marriage for no reason. They sound like a bunch of pussies who made a party to band together with like minded bigots as a hugbox after being called out for their bigotry.
If you want libertarians, rich anarchists, vote LDP.
>>79599520
>Defunded investment in renewable enegery
That's a positive
Shit needs to be competetive.
>>79593004
honestly this is exactly what we need
especially with pauline's wins the two major parties realized they fucked up and need to suck major dick to survive which means actually doing what the people want
this was the greatest victory imaginable for anyone who hates globalism and stagnant politics
>>79599637
It will be competitive when seed funding into research and deployment improves efficiency overtime.
>>79599520
Literally the only one worth caring about is the NBN, and that's prepbull's fault
Kill yourself
>>79599520
>muh gays
>muh nbn
>muh trees
Yeah nah mate. Tone was a legend, best pm there ever was and ever shall be.
>>79593004
>hung
you mean hanged?
![b4f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Asv0go.jpg "b4f[1].jpg")
If the Labor party stopped being cucked by social justice movements (Refugees, Islam, Trannies and Aboriginals specifically) and the Liberal party stopped being cucked by large coporations (Mining, Banks, Real Estate specifically), Australian democracy would be far more stable and healthy because both major parties wouldn't have major redflags that alienate large swathes of swing voters that have turned to third parties (23-24% of voters this election)
>>79599782
>hanged like a horse
>hung like a horse
>>79599711
If Labor forms government, them Greens and Xenophon can pass jsut about whatever they want through the senate. And they'll block the TPP.
>>79595158
yo what do you do with the iodine? just like put a few drops into a big water bottle?
>mfw based Tones could become PM again
Do you cunts realise we've been range banned from /v/?
>>79599909
Elaborate.
>>79593198
>Be Australian, no guns, no a-cup porn, loads of immigrants, no jobs, no chance of buying land (china), ban nicotine vape oil, ban fun, ban everything, hate speech laws, ban freedom of thought.
That's a good description of being German.
>>79593531
I dunno man. Never fancied it. I bet QLD was somehow responsible regardless.
>>79598774
I feel like we're on the way up in the world, political stability is only a positive as far as our economy is concerned
I still want Winny to be kingmaker though
>>79599520
>Defunded Australia Art Council
>This is a bad thing
>>79596765
Tony bought them back because he was a ruthlessly effective opposition leader that went straight for Labors throat for 3 years straight
Then when he got into power people realised they didn't want him.
If Labor was as good as Tones was as being opposition Liberals would have been blown the fuck out last night, I mean Jesus half of Tony's rhetoric during 2010-2013 was that Labor is unstable and can't manage a country if they can't even manage their own party
>Liberals turned out be literally no different and Labor never once capitalised on it
>>79593004
Mate fuck the major parties what are you a fucking faggot. This is the best result we could have asked for. I hope this country goes to the shit and back from this
>>79599974
Try and go post on /v/, you'll get a message saying that your ip is blocked because its from a country banned for abuse
>>79599520
Most of this is complete piffle.
>Thought it would be a good idea to re-introduce Knights and Dames and then give one to Prince fucking Phillip
This means nothing. It doesn't effect anything. Having a whinge over something as insignificant as this, get real.
>Ruined the NBN
Was already a complete mess by Labor. The reason nobody cared about NBN by that point was because Labor had 2 terms to implement it and were completely useless.
>Is a crazy catholic
>Hates gays for no reason
>Hates woman, except his chief of staff
>beleives the word of god over the word of climate scientists
All these points aren't actually points and are just facebook-tier political commentary.
Yeahhh, I'm sure the guy hates woman and gays when he has a gay sister and nothing but females for children.
>Defunded the Australia Arts Council
I thought you were listing bad things.
>Defunded investment in renewable enegery
Renewable energy, AKA a complete waste of time and money at this current time.
WOW, it's almost as if the majority of your points are complete baloney.
>>79599909
No we haven't. Maybe you can't post without some decent internet *cough* NBN. Blame the out of touch libs.
>>79600097
This cunt is right, based Hanson and Hinch will trigger the lefties
>>79599830
If its a hung parliament they will probably reverse turnbulls senate reforms on the first day.
>>79594493
We do that so when some cranky poofter decides to have a whinge, we can "listen here ya fucking galah. You voted for the cunt"
Holy shit just took a look at the senate results so far and it's not looking good for the Greens. They'll be lucky if they get 6/10 returned.
Anyone know who was top ticket or who's likely to not be back
>please not be muh lefty waifu Waters
>>79600134
I think it may just be you
Hey Ausfags who likely missed the fbi thread happenings.
1) Fuck you
2) Read these
>>79480356
>>79489525
>>79578846
http://archive.is/JEXOo
http://archive.is/pgLpf
http://archive.is/N5nrL
3) Participate in /cfg/.
>>79599520
>Thought it would be a good idea to re-introduce Knights and Dames and then give one to Prince fucking Phillip
who would have thought that redditors have no sense of humor
>>79600140
>Renewable energy, AKA a complete waste of time and money at this current time.
>Ruined the NBN
Was already a complete mess by Labor.
you're literally guzzling lib semen.
>>79595158
>I carry a swiss army knife and people think it's weird/dangerous
It's bullshit, I carry a big folding bowie because of african gangs in my area yet I have to worry about the pigs searching me and sending me to jail for wanting to defend myself from third world child soldiers who have been imported here. You get fucked in both ends, I feel like a porn star getting spitroasted I have to worry about criminals who want to assualt me and police who want to arrest me yet are useless when it comes to keeping me safe.
>>79596457
Yeah man those new, high tech lever actions are rapid fire death machines.
>>79596114
What do they lean on if there's no shovels?
>>79599834
That shit going to kill you idiot. Call a doctor.
>>79600134
Just you, senpai.
>>79600315
Can you remind me what Labor had done in their 2 terms for NBN? Because I sure can't.
also
>believing in the renewable energy meme
Ok buddy.
>>79600240
Greens will likely get 1 Senator from every state and these are the #1 Senator in each state:
Christmas Dick
Scott Ludlam
Peter Whish-Wilson
Sarah Hansong-Young
Larissa Waters
Lee Rhiannon
>>79600277
Cheers cunt
>>79600461
Aren't they losing half their senate seats?
>>79595837
Safe Schools seems pretty big to me m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvIO6jNKco
>>79600277
I was looking for these
>>79600461
There's still 6 too many
>>79600422
Lel i used to take up to 10 drops of lugol's iodine in water a day and nothing happened
Good goy keep drinking that fluoride
>>79600506
They currently have 10 Senate seats and will likely get 6, maybe 7.
>>79599369
Based. This election buitl a good anti degenerate coalition in the senate.
I was getting flashbacks of Marco Rubio when Labor was declaring victory last night.
>>79599637
Are you actually stupid or just pretending?
>>79600556
>greens are losing seats
>>79600461
>Scott Ludlam
Actually does a decent job of trying to stop the big 2 fucking up the internet here any further
>Sarah Hansong-Young
Fuck
>Larissa Waters
Praise fucking be
>Lee Rhiannon
double fuck
>no Richard Di Natale
Did the leader of the Greens actually lose his seat?
>>79599369
What's based about this old senile cunt? Fill me in here plz m8
>>79599998
Yeah but at least will never ever let in rapefugees.
>>79600530
The cunt behind it is a hard core communist, she got suspended from La Trobe for saying we should be under a red flag.
How the fuck can you be a public pariah for supporting right wing regimes that killed 12-20 million people, yet have the exact opposite reaction when you advocate left wing regimes that murdered over 100 million people.
Commie cunts are retarded
>>79599909
Eh, aussies need strong men to rise up. Not fat betas playing the electric jewish.
>>79600652
Dude were getting flooded with african garbage.
>>79600643
I hope he is anti fag marriage.
>>79600567
Didn't watch Shortman's speech but I can assure you Prepbull's victory speech at 1am was a travesty
He clearly celebrated early and was pissed then had to get on stage and go into damage control
>>79600640
Natale = Christmas in Italian
Richard = Dick
Di = of
Richard Di Natale = Dick of Christmas, Christmas Dick
>>79600643
nothing, but I figured if Hanson gets a pass here, they'd probably appreciate the other right-wing crackpots getting in.
>Labor won Eden-Monaro and Lindsay.
What did they mean by this?
>>79600567
I was having flashbacks of Jeb when Tone brought his mum along
>>79600738
I hope he's anti safe schools tbqh
>>79600738
Tell me this is bait
I hope Bill shitten doesn't get in
So how likely is it Turnbull wins? Hung or otherwise
>>79600608
Investing in research is one thing, investing in shit technology that wouldn't be marketable without government aid is another.
You must be one of those cunts who enjoyed tax payers paying for part of the workers of car manufacturer's ridiculous wages. At least in the construction and energy jobs their higher than doctor wages are fully funded by tenders and private business deals.
>>79599434
>it's totally ok to be attracted to children
fuck off pedo
>>79600902
I didn't say anything about whether or not it was okay.
I said it was legal.
Which it is.
Get over yourself.
>>79599520
?
whats the problem
So he wasn't a globalist shill pushing your retarded liberal memes... ?
>>79600705
Sometimes I feel like the matrix is real, nothing else could explain the insanity that goes on these days.
Anyone notice all the reddit tourists last night? Very easy to spot, certain mannerisms and the like.
I wonder why they come here when they have their perfect circle jerk over there?
>>79600801
Nope. 100% unironic.
Next election is going to be ridiculous
>entirely NXT SA
>entirely Lambie network Tasmania
>Victoria swings to the right
>Speaker of the house, Bob Katter declares Northern QLD a state and himself the premier
>>79600951
>that cunt with a muslims welcome sign
Gee I wonder how many muslim countries have safe schools programs
>>79600801
Back to r/australia with you!
>>79600393
stacks of ballot papers
>>79599520
>>Thought it would be a good idea to re-introduce Knights and Dames and then give one to Prince fucking Phillip
>>Felt that too much forest in Tasmania was protected from logging, even though at it's peak, the logging industry only accounted for 2% of Tassy's workforce.
>>Tried to forever entrench the class divide by deregulating university fees.
>>Only funded roads, refused to acknowledge rail
>>Ruined the NBN
>>Proposed cutting jobseekers under 25 from the dole for HALF A YEAR because "we gotta make cuts to the budget" The projected savings were only $100 million over 4 years.
>>Is a crazy catholic
>>Hates gays for no reason
>>Hates woman, except his chief of staff
>>beleives the word of god over the word of climate scientists
>>Defunded the Australia Arts Council
>>Defunded investment in renewable enegery
All im seeing are positives except for NBN, which turnbull fucked
reddit plz go
>>79599520
>that snarky reddit tone back again
>>79600801
hahahah
>>79595289
>>79596253
This
I'm in Warringah (tones seat), there is absolutely 0 chance that tones will lose his seat. He is a popular public figure and he is active in the community. I see him down at the beach every now and again and I say hi.
Voting him out of Warringah is like voting out your uncle.
>>79599369
>>79600986
NXT is a meme. They were good to capitalize on the "nothing gets done" rhetoric, but once nothing gets done again, people aren't going to vote for them again.
>>79600872
he's cooked m8, either way he's looking for a new job within the month.
>>79601074
This makes me like him even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=459x66E_vmo
"the yellow race will rule the world"
This was in the 90s.
>>79601071
That would require them to stack them in the first place.
>>79601074
>All im seeing are positives except for NBN, which turnbull fucked
>reddit plz go
you really should kill yourself.
edgy contrarians need to go to the gas chambers
>>79600967
they were losing hard and they chucked a huge sad and then left for their hug box
then when it got neck and neck they came back to troll
hopefully they stay there because this whole stalemate will bore them
>>79601084
LE REDDIT XDDDDDDDDDD
>>79600556
They will likely get 7, 8 or 9 seats.
The only sitting senator certain of losing is Robert Simms in SA.
What sort of egomaniacal politician names his party after himself
>>79601222
touche
>>79593004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D6l3-4nDvc
Pauline is so based
>>79601287
labor
PLACE YOUR BETS
Who forms government in the end?
LNP or ALP?
>>79600951
Me too, until Brexit happened. Not only that, November's going to be a wild ride. I'm hoping Kek blesses us a second time.
Failing that you can always come back and live with Dad. :)
>>79593004
>Born to late to explore the world
>Born to soon to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time for Derryn Hinch's great pedophile lynching
>>79601409
ALP with NXT
>>79593198
RIP in peace Australia.
>>79601223
>because my reddit community repeats the same rhetoric over and over, it means anyone who disagrees with us is clearly a contrarian! I mean come on, its 2016!
Please. go. BACK.
>>79596457
>mad minute with a .303.
Lads
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
Tell me I'm seeing things here, but did NXT pick up another seat?
>>79601417
>Wanting a gun grabber in power
m8
>>79601535
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm
NXT is ahead in Grey, but it's not certain.
>>79601409
ALP is pretty much certain at this point.
Libs are going to need every single independent and cross bencher to support them to form government. Liberals suck at dealing with other parties. Labor will need only 2 maybe to support them. They will have greens and NXT will probably support labor.
Prime minister bill shorten though fuck me I want off this ride.
Get rid of shorten and tanya plibersek and labor improves dramatically
>>79601468
ALA, please remember the 1%
>>79601409
It'll be an unholy coalition that fails to do anything regardless so it doesn't really matter
Wasn't Xenophon a Young Liberal?
I would expect him to give preferences to LNP
>>79601409
Honest prediction, if liberal doesn't win majority then it will be LIB 73, LAB 72.
Wilkie - Labor
Green - probably labor, definitely not liberal
NXT - probably labor
KAP- probably liberal
McGowan - probably liberal
Most of them would not do a deal with either party, so it would just stay hung, liberal minority government
>>79593469
They have to move the declaration votes to the original electorate. That's where people vote in the wrong electorate (e.g. interstate on holiday, or taking elderly people to vote)
Basically,
> votes are counted where they were polled
> tallied into a summary sheet and sent to original electorate securely
> (takes 2-3 days for secure postage to happen)
> arrive in home electorate, recounted with the rest, compared to summary sheet
it's a result of lost senate votes a few years ago.
>>79601110
>ywn live in the same seat a Tones
I don't think I've ever seen any of the candidates in my seat locally. Maybe the one from like 2-3 elections ago
>>79600440
>Can you remind me what Labor had done in their 2 terms for NBN? Because I sure can't.
Just one thing? They built the entire backhaul transit network for the NBN, without which services could not be offered over the NBN.
The libs have purely been coasting off the progress Labor made, the hard yards have already been done so all they had to do was connect people up to the service which is why you see the "le more people connected in a month than in six years:" meme
>>79601665
He most likely will. The NXT winner in Mayo was a former Liberal staffer, too.
I think the funniest thing to come out of this election was watch Palmer lose all it's seats and get literally no votes.
>not wanting the small libertarian parties to lend some sanity to the major fuckwit parties
>>79593198
Sounds like Singapore desu
>>79601665
The man who ran on "nothing in the government gets done" probably shouldn't join a mass coalition if he wants to get re-elected
>>79601665
>>79601714
But then again, Windsor and Oakshott were both former National MPs and they supported Gillard in 2010, so who knows.
>>79601763
at least you have decent broadband infrastructure
>>79601790
I mean singapore desu, not sure what the situation with Malaysia is
>>79601300
I'm liking based Hanson more and more with every video I see.
>>79601766
He has bargaining power though, I'm sure he could make them get stuff done in return for a vote
>>79601747
>libertarian
>sanity
>>79600967
You realise that diversity of opinion makes for more robust debate right
Because the worst possible thing that could happen to /pol/ is it becomes a circlejerk itself; it's become dangerously close recently
Not even undercover reddit, fuck yourself double nigger
>>79601790
Do they even poo in the loo over there?
>>79601790
oh fuck of with this meme, you don't need a hundred megabit connection to download porn
FTTN will be good enough for you and other fuckwit millenials
>>79598774
fuck key that god-damned kike.
You can thank him when the average house price in NZ is 500k cause the chinks bought them all
>>79601747
kek
KEK
K E K
>>79601763
No, 20% of the population isn't dumb malays
>>79601835
Because she actually has some sane positions on things, because she's mostly human, less politician. Thats why the majors paint her as a crazy fuck, because the last thing they want is people actually listening to everything she says
>>79601835
Have you seen this one? Shows what it was like at the start for her when the media was out to get her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8
>>79599742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfJXKG4IB20
>tony
>retard is good
I didn't vote. Anyone else here not give a fuck? Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.
>>79601665
>>79601714
>>79601783
South Australia is a very Labor state with the current longest labor state government in the country.
Nick Xenophon is used to working with labor. Representing SA he will probably side with Labor.
Also Libs will not win the 2019 election from this point so it would be a bad move long term to side with them.
SA state government being labor means increased cooperation between state and federal government. Hes going labor lads
>>79601839
Personally I think what most Aussies want is a functional government and some stability, if Xenophon can deliver that I reckon he'll set himself up for a nice increase in the vote share
>>79601871
>he hates freedom and liberty
>>79593004
can't wait one nation has 4 seats poz btfo
>compulsory voting
>expect sensible election results
There's your problem pal
I really like Nick Xenophon
Does /pol/ like him?
>>79601873
Fuckwit look at this thread. It already is "diverse".
Last night wasn't diverse, it was an invasion.
>>79601907
>you don't need a hundred megabit connection to download porn
I put it to you that that is in fact the superior meme
"le upgrade path for FTTN infrastructure" is an honourable runner-up meme
>>79601413
Brexit has been amazing, real shot in the arm for people everywhere and completely changes the previously dark outlook for the UK.
I think the US and eventually Canada are doomed and mainland Europe is pretty much fucked for a very long time, maybe permanently.
We both have a glimmer of hope though, will be interesting how it all unfolds.
>>79602072
he loves immigrants and corporate welfare to keep bogans in jobs that aren't useful
no from me
>>79602072
I like him too. He's breaking up the LibLab duopoly, at least in SA.
>>79601949
You're right, they have more than 20% idiots instead.
>>79601913
>Implying Labour would've been different
It's no coincidence that the same thing happening to housing here is happening everywhere else in the Anglosphere
you know i thought australians were just trolling with all the anti-freedom stuff
and making fun of americans because of guns
but it turns out a lot of you really hate freedom and are very leftists and what big poppa gubment to look after you down to brushing your teeth
i didn't realise how many australians were boot lickers either
even on this site
hung parliament is best parliament
loving this meme vote
>>79602134
I'm hoping he can keep it up.
>>79602108
>"le upgrade path for FTTN infrastructure" is an honourable runner-up meme
you want fibre to your doorstep? cool. pay for it yourself.
i'm not interested in pitching in for your personal game of thrones torrenting line
>>79602072
I like him even though I have no idea of his policies.
>>79602072
I can't stand him. Too many cheap stunts to get attention.
>Labor only 4 seats from victory
There's no possible way they lose, right?
>>79602189
If only we actually hung them though...
>>79602016
Jeremiah 10:23 - O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.
>>79602188
Lots of softcocks here mate. I think it's an import from the US. We always follow behind the US culturally.
>>79602247
Even if it goes hung, Lab + NXT + Greens will happen
>>79602201
Mate have you seen the figures for FOD? Costs for a FTTP install is up to $15,000 a premise
Might I remind you that prepbull assured voters it would only cost """""a few thousand dollars""""" lmao what a joke
>>79602188
aus/pol/ is not normally like this, a bunch of cucks have come other from the other boards in the last week. i'm taking refuge on the fullchons
>>79602333
God literally gave man free will.
>>79601983
You just lost familam. Not voting is an Autistic thing to do.
>>79602360
>Greens
>s
heh
>>79602188
Australia is one of the most over regulated nany state countries on earth.
Very easy to whip the public into a frenzy over unimportant shit and have them demand the government regulate or ban everything. Its what we have come to expect and think is normal so there is no way to stop it anymore. People want more regulations as long as its for the greater good so it will keep happening.
>>79602363
So? You're paying for it either way. The difference is, you can opt out with FTTN.
>>79602393
>1 (ONE) SEAT
Oh right, I mean the Green
>>79602188
A bunch of Green voters invaded from god knows where
>>79602378
Why though? Nobody won and even if they had the choice was still between a bunch of faggots setting policies we have no say over. You're delusional if you think any of this matters.
>>79602363
>Mate have you seen the figures for FOD? Costs for a FTTP install is up to $15,000 a premise
So? Pay it?
Why should I pay for your internet
This should have all been done by the private sector. But nope. Self entitled millenials think a fast internet connection is their human right. It's fucking not.
>>79602247
>13 seats in doubt
>postal votes not counted yet
RIP Labor, I hope Plibersek becomes opposition leader so that next election will be coalition vs. minors
>>79602369
cuck boards and reddit basically.
>>79593004
The Nick Xenophon party is ok but the rest of the minor are fucked in the head especially the Greens and the Cyclist party this countries already a nanny state as it is without those bleeding heart fuckwitts.
>>79602456
what the fuck are you talking about
FTTP rollout costs as projected by NBN are almost the same as FTTN rollout costs, there is literally no reason to roll out FTTN except for political ideology
>>79602476
same tired old meme every single thread, mate get better memes this one's getting a bit stale
>>79602363
NBN literally means the world to you lot, yet when push comes to shove you can't even be bothered to pay for it.
Let me guess, you're one of those types that think Uni should be free because money obviously grows on trees?
Typical entitled millennial.
>>79602476
Doesn't the FTTN plan cost about the same as FTTP with much less chance of turning a profit?
>>79595321
Libs did the same thing with the carbon tax and the boats
Xenophon is a retard, he wants the federal government to piss money done drain because SA are stupid cunts who can't run an economy.
>>79602571
>same tired old meme every single thread, mate get better memes this one's getting a bit stale
>muh productive investment xDDDDDD
torrenting chinese cartoons and contributing to the neetbux lifestyle is not productive
the amount of home businesses benefited by the NBN is small, and they can afford a 15k connection fee if they need it
a 25mbps last mile speed is sufficient for households.
>>79599792
Stating the obvious mate
>>79602571
>as ((((((((((projected)))))))))))
Gullible retard spotted.
>>79602497
>hurr muh postal
>every under-30 who works for penalty rates voted at prepoll
>>79601983
Yeah man, you sure showed the system. I'm sure your lack of vote really changed things. Pat yourself on the back for me.
>yfw theres a QandA soon with Katter, Lambie, Hanson, Hinch & that other independant lesbian
>yfw the bantz
>>79602614
Yes. Look up how much copper costs, and how much the cost of upkeep is compared to fibre.
>>79602682
Someones butthurt today.
>>79602664
>25mbps is sufficient
Stale meme, all opinions discarded
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!?!
>>79602657
>thinks the other governments won't piss money away on crap like oh I don't know millions on redecorating their office every few years and prostitutes and the $50,000 pay rise everyone of the cunts got a few years back including the backbenchers I think I know where we can save some money.
>>79602768
They've only counted like 5 booths. That margin should decrease as time goes on. I still expect the Liberals to hold on there.
>>79602664
>torrenting chinese cartoons and contributing to the neetbux lifestyle is not productive
wahey he just keeps on memein
>the amount of home businesses benefited by the NBN is small, and they can afford a 15k connection fee if they need it
straight up mothafuckin wrong
>a 25mbps last mile speed is sufficient for households
How can it be, when the maximum speed offered by FTTN is already being outstripped by applications demanding ever-bigger pipes?
There is no upgrade path for FTTN, mark my trucking words you massive cuckold in 10 year's time the government will be rolling around ripping up every node put down and laying FTTP instead as it should have happened in the beginning
>>79602657
Watcha gonna do about it sport.
>>79602832
>77.5% counted
true though, it will thin out.
>>79602768
That's a hell of a fucking swing.
>>79602468
This post is an Autistic thing to post.
>>79602754
