I fucking love my country.
What did you buy when voting? Personally, I went for a roll with the lot: sausage, bacon, egg. Overload on tomato sauce.
Other nations, feel free to express your jealousy behind thinly veiled mockery.
>having snags is viewed as fucking weird by everyone else.
For what purpose?
Snags are always good and any reason to get some going should be taken
Bump for auspol general
>>79590489
Because other countries are too panicked about their politics to think about a quick feed
Just reflects how good we have it, when there's more attention on our food than hung parliament
Didn't have sausage sizzles in my old neighbourhood in Aus for elections.
Wouldn't have trusted them either to be honest.
>>79590708
Same. I've never had one.
>>79590708
If you can't handle a few germs on a sausage, you're definitely not white australian. Glad to hear you left
The liberal order everywhere is being ripped apart, democracy is collapsing and Australia is having a bratwurst.
Polling station I went to just had a small barbecue going with shitty sausages, shitty bread and nothing else aside from onion and sauces to put on them.
It ruined my day.
Come eat pig and vote!
You may be on to something here, Australia.
>>79590796
>germs
I doubt it would even be edible.
I was on in Melbourne western suburbs.
>Started watching Cops for fun
>found Highway Patrol
>see my old neighbourhood twice an episode
Can Australians make real bacon?
Or are you guys clinically retarded like Britian or Canada with their sorry excuses for bacon?
Barbecues at polling booths just incentivizes the poor to show up.
>>79591190
>incentivizes
Voting is mandatory in Aus.
>>79590489
eat some bratwurst faggot
>>79591088
Don't be haram anon
>>79590345
Jealousy? We have sausages in the UK. Hope you enjoyed your food m8
>>79591088
>implying that wafer thin slices of processed pig fat fried into charcoal strips is bacon
kek
sausage sanga was fucking $4 at my polling station, bloody disgrace.
>>79590345
Based
Also muzzies BTFO
>>79591088
Yes we can make real bacon, none of those pathetic chewy or brittle strips of oil here
>>79590811
>shitlibs losing votes because their policies are retarded
>this means democracy is collapsing
I would argue that it means democracy is working.
>>79590708
What are you doing in toothpaste land, Aussie?
>>79592150
Watching advanced multiculturalism destroy a society in slow motion.
Well, not so slow motion anymore.
>>79592309
Why did you move there?
>>79592495
Got married, decent job, was already dual national.
>>79591450
Get fucked faggot American bacon is the only kind
>>79592710
>bacon
Poor lad, if only you'd tried ham from this part of the world.
>>79590345
what is this exactly about
like you buy a sausage from the party you vote for like a donation ?
>>79590345
>not pre-polling to avoid the plebeian scum
>>79592919
fug :DD i wish i could have this
>>79590708
The Dutch Embassy held a sausage sizzle for voters this year.
>>79590345
People in switzerland get drunk and arm themselves with swords before voting.
Thats a lot cooler tbqh famgaroo
>>79591478
>tfw my polling station had a cake stall, burger stall and sausage sandwich stall
>all were staffed by cute white kids who were raising money for the local school and community groups
>not a shitskin in sight
>>79593128
They should have offered rookworst and hagelslag. That would have brought out Dutch voters.
>>79592919
That looks like the flesh of one of those 2000 year old guys that was found in a peat bog.
>>79590345
I went figuring it was like, vote and get a free one you know to encourage voting and shit, anyways i went there and stood in line and these 3 kids walk down the line with a tray of sausages going anyone want a sausage, one of them was even on cruches, i mean i'm down for free food. "only $2" guess im going hungry then. I don't carry fucking coins on me.
>>79590489
Speak English
>>79592987
No, just community people setup a barbeque usually to raise money for local charities while there are lots of people concentrated in one spot and likely hungry.
Good ole sausage sizzle
You want Trump to win? Make his supporters run sausage sizzles at booths on polling day
>>79593075
It's one of the things I do feel sorry about Americans for.
I don't know what you guys do with your bacon/ham but it's not right.
>>79593392
If peat bog people tasted like that, Ireland's peat bogs would have been dug up several times by now.
In America we have to bring our own sausages and voting-booth-anvils.
>>79593316
Mine too. Did you vote in Hughes?
>>79590818
So a normal sausage sizzle?
I bet you get a soy latte at the faggot coffee shop you poof.
>>79590753
T. Proxied Kiwifag
>>79593707
i havent been in usa my whole life honestly
i lived in bamberg germany for a few years and it was dank as fuck
>>79590818
>below average BBQ selection
>inner city voter confirmed
White suburbs usually have so many sangas they have some left over at the end of the day
I always vote later in the arvo when they stop serving snags.
The lines are too long earlier in the day ;_;
>>79594316
I went at 2 this year and it was still fucking long as.
Voted at my local masonic lodge. Shit was weird.
>>79594220
Still confused as to why almost every type of sausage comes in a can or glass jar in Germany.
When I was living there I missed my vacuum packed rookworst (fresh ones in the supermarket too, I don't understand why fresh sausage is so rare in Germany).
>>79593707
America has the best BBQ you dumb eurocuck. Off yourself before Muhammad does
>>79590986
Face coverings aren't allowed when showing ID to get your ballot, either. Snags, no burqas and girls from the beach voting in bikinis. Australia truly is the blessed land.
>>79594577
Was in America, I contest this.
Australia has better BBQ and Germany has better ham.
Sorry man, covering everything in BBQ/hot sauce doesn't make something better.
>>79594577
Not a chance. Lived in the US for a time, best thing you guys do is melt cheese on paddies but wouldn't know quality meet or marinade if it was thrown in your face
>>79594679
Where did you go for BBQ? You do know it varies state to state and just by thinking it's all BBQ sauce or hot sauce I know you're retarded
>>79594790
>meet
Another retarded Abo
>>79594569
when i lived in germany it was the mid 90s and i was a young tene like 13 when they used deutsche mark still and we lived above a butchers so we were able to get fresh cuts
>>79591088
travelled the world for 2 years and the only place I found decent bacon was the uk. even new zealand had shit pig.
American bacon was ok but was very processed. when I returned to wales I ate bacon every day for 2 weeks. It was glorious.
>>79594836
Was in California, Texas and Florida.
Some things vary state by state but it doesn't change what I saw which was hot sauce/BBQ sauce on almost everything and sub par meat.
Have you been to Australia for a BBQ? Or is this reactionary protectionism?
>Sausage sandwiches and banter as you queue up to vote
God I love the Ozmen. Doing it right
>>79595026
Oh wow. So no place known for BBQ.
>inb4 MUH Texas BBQ
dumb nigger
>>79594890
I wasn't anywhere near a butcher when I lived there, just REWE, Penny etc. Was really disappointed with what's available in German supermarkets vs Dutch ones.
Would be nice to go to a proper butcher more often though.
>>79594941
american bacon has way too much salt imo
>>79595126
So, have you left the US or is this reactionary protectionism?
>>79595230
i cant rememebr the name of the castle but it is basically a torture device museum
that was probaly the most based thing i went to in germany
>>79595336
Yes I have
>>79595542
Not sure which that is.
I do know there's a torture museum in Amsterdam, though I'm not sure if it's a museum or just torture because it's in the Randstad.
>>79595565
Did you go to Australia then?
>>79591417
Yeah but it always rains on your sausages and your bouncy castles blow away
>>79595668
it is rothenberg castle mideval crime museum
>>79595709
yes. You IDIOT
>>79591417
>British sausages
Sausage contents: 50% "meat", of which 30% is pork fat with a bit of jowl, and 20% mechanically recovered chicken meat, 17% water, 30% rusk and soya, soya concentrate, hyrolysed protein, modified flour, dried onion, sugar, dextrose, phosphates, preservative E221 sodium sulphite, flavour enhancer, spices, garlic flavouring, antioxidant E300 (ascorbic acid), colouring E128 (red 2G). Casings: made from collagen from cow hide.
>>79595854
what? you're trying to tell me you believe every sausage in the uk has exact same meat content and ingredients as the one you just posted ? behave yourself
>>79595026
Floridian here. Unless you're talking Cuban (which is very different), our BBQ sucks ass. If you want good barbecue you'll have to go somewhere in the Midwest.
>>79595765
Wouldn't mind having a look. Would have to go through NRW to get there.
>>79595826
>being this defensive
Sounds like you're telling fibs m8
>>79595977
Sounds like you're ABBQIDF
>>79595948
Standards are quite low in the UK for sausages to be truthful, family.
>>79596092
next time you come to uk buy you're sausage from a butcher in a local market. much better than any store bought shit. I always go for cracked black pepper 1s. so good
>>79595973
Have a suggestion? Might try next time I go.
Cuban was alright but for obvious reasons I'm not calling that "American".
>>79596062
Take your finger out of your nose next time you type.
>>79596164
Always try to make butcher a first stop. Though going to a store is a better indication of the 'standard' most of the time.
>>79595977
its pretty dank if youre into that shit i have a polaroid photo of myself inside an iron maiden and the gallows there
>>79590345
Mine had just run out of onions but was still breddy gud.
>>79596189
Literally any state other than the ones you went to have better BBQ you dumb shit toothpaste cunt
>>79596288
stores hit or miss , but they're all mass produced so it's always gonna have loads of additives in. If you do have to buy from a store go to tesco and check out the tesco finest range.
Love a good sausage
>>79596302
More into history in general really.
Would probably enjoy the castle more than what's inside.
>>79590345
i usually don't buy anything when i vote, it's cheaper to eat at home, bought a pop though when i voted for trump
>>79590345
I has a snag with onion and tomato sauce. They also had freshly cooked cinnamon doughnuts so I got a few of those.
>>79596431
>be American
>work minimum wage
>have to forgo most cheap foodstuffs because they're too expensive
>happy because you splurged on a can of soda
Classic
>>79596378
They can be hard to find.
Would recommend similar for you if you come to NL, go for "Gelderse rookworst".
If you have to buy from a store, get Unox.
>>79596359
>my bbq is better than yours and anything you say against me is wrong lalalalala
Yeah, what I saw was shit and beaten by Australia on a bad day.
Prepare your panties for an epic unbunching
>>79596545
i don't give a shit, if i'm typical for an american I just hope it means trump will get the majority vote in november
>>79596597
It's like going to Canada and expecting good Mexican food you stupid shit
>>79596646
I just hope you celebrate with a sip of coke. Don't overdue it tho senpai
>>79596649
So it's like talking to you and expecting to hear something worth hearing.
I understand now m8
>>79590345
Explain the tomato sauce. You mean ketchup? Or as Mexicans say, salsa de tomate
>>79596731
no, ketchup has more sugar than the aussie version
>>79596771
Only the good ones. Most are high fructose corn syrup and I can tell goddamn it. I can tell.
Sounds good tho, bud.
>>79596722
Nice dubs bitch
>>79596697
fuck you, if trump wins i'm going to ihop to celebrate afterwards and i'm gong to get all the free refills i want!
>>79596189
Kansas City is the BBQ capital and definitely makes some good meat. But I don't know if I'd say it's worth the trip to the middle of nowhere.
Memphis is also known for quality BBQ, but the style and quality is all over the place. I've had really good stuff and really bland stuff from there.
Some people like North Carolina BBQ, but it's clearly a strong, simple style originally made to mask bad meat even though they use better cuts now. Not really my cup of tea.
Texas has a LOT of BBQ, but I've never much cared for it. Like you said, low-quality meat (probably because they shovel down so much).
>>79590489
snag sounds like something you would find in a dumpsters.
>>79596996
So an Australian baby
>>79591088
Say that again when you guys start cooking all the bacon.
>tfw you go to get your democracy snag before doing your part for the country and you see the CWA cake stall
So fucking mint, bros. Also, Cadbury has a lamington chocolate block out, get on it
>>79596731
Tomato sauce is a nectar from the gods
>>79597105
Aaaaaaaagh I really fucking want this
post more
>>79596872
Been getting a lot more into smoked meats and cheese since I moved back here, outstanding choices, plus the ability to do it yourself.
They started regulating or banning it for private citizens in Melbourne years ago which was fucking stupid.
Some of the best things I had in Aus though were South American things. Uruguayan butchers with massively long chains of smoked sausage etc.
But apparently Victoria's gone to shit now so I don't know what places to recommend anymore.
>>79590345
Just a standard snag in bread with onion, mustard and dead horse.
>>79597105
Safeway/Woolworths still have the $7 1kg value pack?
>>79597160
I see you are craving the forbidden sweets?
>>79591088
britain sells bacon? that's not very tolerant to the quintessentially british immigrants
>>79596597
thanks I've noted that. coming there in august for a long weekend. on way to France atm
I've noticed no other countries have brown sauce like we have in the uk. its all bbq sauce. get a nice brown sauce with some smoky bacon in fresh cut bread with salted butter and you're laughing.
>>79597275
No I'm just broke mate and bacon is expensive here
>>79597302
>I've noticed no other countries have brown sauce like we have in the uk
Yeah we don't import Muslims
>>79591478
>Sausage sandwich
What? A snag in bread isn't a sanga.
>>79590345
they did not have a sizzle at my nearest voting booths.
>>79597302
Nice. Try to stay away from Rotterdam, Amsterdam and Den Haag. Smaller cities but a better experience of NL.
Yeah, brown sauce seems to be unique to the Commonwealth. Haven't seen it since leaving Aus/UK.
I usually make some jus in the day/days before, save it up as ice blocks after reducing etc. and reheat on the day or use it to baste while cooking.
In the spirit of bacon, when you're here drop by any supermarket and grab "Rauwe Ham" or "Bauernschinken". If you want a good salami; "Boerenmetworst".
You'll be glad you did.
>>79597420
Cheer up m8
>>79592580
Stay safe. Be strong. The fire rises brother.
>>79590626
>lebos
>abbos
>chinks
>SJWs
>how good we have it
>>79597613
The decay can be fun to watch.
Know a lot of lefties here that were full "Communism is the future" types. Over the last few years they've moved to the other side of the spectrum.
It rises slowly but surely.
>>79590345
That sausage better have been halal.
>>79590345
I didn't even vote. I am not even enrolled. Never been fined either.
>>79598073
You're actually a piece of shit
>>79598073
>he posts on a cantonese political board
>he says this shit
You're the epitome of a faggot
>>79590345
>tfw living in a micro Muslim county where this wouldn't be allowed
>>79598177
>>79598357
kill yourselves
>>79598495
make me
>>79597420
Move out of lebkemba m8
>having a pig in a blanket on voting day is strange in other countries
>>79590345
Fuck mate in NZ we do the sausage sizzle for fucking EVERYTHING!!!
birthday? sausage sizzle
christmas? sausage sizzle
going away? sausage sizzle
coming back? sausage sizzle
having some beers? sausage sizzle
queens visiting NZ? sausage sizzle
getting married? sausage sizzle
having a funeral? sausage sizzle
going out to a restaurant? sausage sizzle
your wifes cheating on you? sausage sizzle
getting invaded by north korea? sausage sizzle
your sister got violently beaten and raped by her fiance? sausage sizzle
>>79599038
Leave some room for the party pies.
>>79599038
>your sister got violently beaten and raped by her fiance? sausage sizzle
That's strictly a Māori thing tho.
>>79599038
Birthdays are mini sausage rolls and fairy bread time
pic rel is the best sausage on the market
>>79599185
they are a very traditional people
>>79599038
budget australia brings the bantz
>>79591088
You know we have normal bacon here too right? "Canadian bacon" is just round hams slices.
>>79599233
no, THIS is the best sausage on the market
*unzips dick*
Who decides which cunts get to make profits at the polling booths though?
They wanted $3 for a fucking snag that has been cooking for $9 minutes, a slice of bread and a squirt of sauce. And another fucking $3 for a fucking can of coke.
Is there some sort of fucking sausage sizzle cartel I'm not aware of or something?
>>79601140
Anything over a gold coin isn't worth it
Down Queen st there's a group who hands out free sossies to all the drunkards, unfortunately they use brown bread though
>>79597420
F
