Wait, what the fuck is this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the latter part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns—leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident.
Australia lost a war against fucking birds when they had machines guns? Jesus christ.
>>79585676
Mark my words the final days of these birds draws near, in heavens name I shall smite these vile creatures down
Mock them if you want, you've never met an Emu let alone fought one. I have, they are ferocious beasts, their beak tears flesh from bone like nothing and their claws cut through flesh and steel like piss through snow. Their feathers are rumored to be bullet proof.
>>79585676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
>AN
>EMPTY
>FUCKING
>ISLAND
Australia is cool though, top tier bants and great bros all around.
>>79585676
Welcome to the internet.
Just remember, we fight the Emu menace so you don't have to.
>>79585858
We killed Canadians in that operation so I don't see the problem.
>>79585839
Emus are fucking pussies. Cassowaries and Ostriches are the real threat.
Shit man, I'd rather fight an Emu than a house cat. Pushover birds.
>>79585786
my sides
>>79585676
This isn't a fucking joke cunt. We will get our revenge on them one day soon. You think we aren't planning their eventual demise? Just you wait you filthy bird loving cunt.
>>79585858
Cry more, roo fucker
>>79585676
I remember my first day on /pol/. Welcome brother. You will leave here so much more bitter.
It was their special forces that really fucked us over. Cassowaries are the sneakiest cunts ever.
>>79586007
I'd prefer to fight a poor Vietnamese farmer desu.
>>79585961
That's a cassowary, not an emu.
>>79585676
Sell them to the chinese, they eat everything that moves
>>79585676
Hell, Americans are about to lose a war to
> le 90lbs antifa teacher
Unless you sign this petition, of course: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca
>>79585786
>>79585839
let's make it clear you are talking about birds who are afraid of children toys?
>>79586165
Yeah, the spec op division of the Emu forces.
>>79586154
>im-fucking-plying you would.
Those spikes are covered in shit by the way.
>>79585858
>Japan (not present)
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