My name is Daniel Musokotwane.
My biggest dream is moving to the UK. Getting good life good money nice woman drink beer. All the good things in life that I don´t have here in Zambia. Country no good
How can I make this happen my friends ? you must help me or I be forever sad.
>>79536463
Buy boat.
Put boat in water.
Take boat to Italy.
Invade Italy.
Say: "Me refugee, me want go UK"
Done.
>>79536463
rap(e) your way to freedom
>>79536463
>Zambian kike is still being a faggot
sage
>>79536463
just show them your bbc at the border
you will be able to walk right in
>>79536463
fuck you
>>79536572
you have boat for me ?
>>79536463
>or I be forever sad.
What is wrong with being forever sad? I am forever sad and it is alright.
>>79536572
Don't work anymore
>>79536683
Me have no boat for you, buy one cheap or make one easy.
>>79536463
He's white. My parents live their as farmers after getting expelled from Zimbabwe. Don't let his flag fool you.
>>79536463
Come to Canada. I will share my wife with you and we go to the bar to drink.
>>79536883
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>79536883
you also have job for me ? no farm work
>>79536463
fuck off we're full
>>79536935
It's called compassion, Jimmy.
>>79536883
Eternal Foliage strikes again.
>>79536883
True Canadian poster.
>>79536972
Yes. Tend to the garden with my wife and tend to my house.
>>79536463
Welcome friend. We welcome hardworking people who want to be part of our country. I can not help you directly but me and my friends are involved in groups fighting for your rights. Please don't let the small minority of ethnic English racist put you off. You shall be in my prayers.
>>79537272
I'm sure he'll spend plenty of time in your wife's bushes.
I would rather shack up an african man and his tribe (provided they arent muslamic) than a single filthy paki who would probably behead me after a few days to prove how peaceful his religion is.
>>79537272
good good I like Canada. I make sexy with your wife many times. In garden
In zambia woman no good. All have aids
>>79536463
Stay in your shithole country and make it better.
>>79536463
Too bad you're not syrian
>>79537406
Thank you Daniel. My wife used to have a femimine penis. She is a woman. Be nice.
>>79537560
can I have your children also ? I am really nice. We Zambian good people. One with nature
>>79536463
Come to America, get shot. Good times
>>79537850
They are my wife's children. You will have to ask her, friend.
>>79536463
No because you need to pay me reparations for the farm you burned.
>>79537486
How does he do that?
>>79536463
Train to be a nurse
>>79536463
UK is full of filthy old racists, come to Germany instead!
>>79536463
Build your country so that it has those things
>>79536683
Easy there Sambo, wait till you're in the UK before you start with the "Gibs me dat"
>>79537353
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>79539310
Too dark for Deutslamic State
Sorry we voted leave.
>>79536463
>All the good things in life that I don´t have here in Zambia. Country no good
Why don't you just work hard to make your country a better place like every other great country. It's like you just want everything handed to you with out doing any of the hard work.
Oh wait.......
>>79536463
fix your own country
