Hey goyim, I am a jew currently in TLV for vacations, if you have any questions, don't hesitate !
How's the food?
>>79506845
Pretty good desu, especially the pitta shawarma.
Come on goyim
>>79506668
What did you do on the White Night a couple days ago?
>>79506668
I have nothing to ask, have fun dear merchant. I hope it's not too hot.
I'm an American Jew-mongrel and I'd go if it wasn't all Palestinian stabbing and shit.
>>79507938
I landed that night, I arrived at my place at 3AM.
>>79508051
Sure, based Putin.
>>79508176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHqCclFaK8g
is that you ?
>>79506668
Looks awesome! Send us a pic while you explain me how much time Israel will tolerate the palestinian scum.
>>79506668
i unironically want a Jewish gf to dominate me.
how can i get one ?
>>79506668
Are you the same one that did the AMA yesterday?
>>79508473
>pt 2
Shit nvm
>>79506668
>vacation
>tel aviv
good goys, this is what a jew without shekels look like.
>>79508427
Step one : don't be a sandnigger or have alot of £££.
>>79508473
Yes, couldn't continue it desu.
>>79508566
What is this supposed to mean, Ofir ?
>>79508613
Who takes a fucking vacation on Tel Aviv if you live in Israel?
>>79506668
I haven't been to TLV before, just Jerusalem and Galilee area. How's the coast?
>>79508677
Read the OP your dumb-dumb, he didn't say where he's from.
Does anyone break crystal at night over there?
>>79508677
I don't live in Israel, mongrel.
>>79508331
Check this answer.
>Ofir
>Mizrahi
No wonder you are so dumb.
>>79508925
>Coming here from abroad
I'm not mizrahi or ofir
>>79506668
any good roots lad?
>>79508793
Well, TLV's beaches are not very clean, lot of waste in the sea and the Israelis are not very clean and respectful. Plus, in this period of the year, they are too crowded.
>>79508998
>I'm not mizrahi
That's exactly what a shitskin would say.
BUSTED
>>79509133
Yeah, that's one thing that impressed upon me when I visited, garbage thrown everywhere, especially in the Muslim quarter of Jerusalem. Walked the city walls and there were torn down buildings basically turned into garbage dumps.
Plus the entire country feels like a military base with some tourist hotspots and consumer shopping districts thrown in every once in a while. Interesting place.
>>79509492
I don't know well the other cities beside TLV and Jerusalem but in the first one, the streets, in general, aren't very clean and yeah, Israelis consume alot, like Americans.
>>79506668
How is it these days, greatest ally?
A friend of mine had an uncle that lived on a Moshav near Tel Aviv, but they moved back to the UK because the Arabs were getting uppity and apparently it became pretty dangerous.
>>79511051
Eh, nothing really changed.
There are too many niggers and faggots in TLV desu, but that's not new.
>>79506668
Do you often shill interracial relationships like your fellow kosher friends?
>>79511298
Eh, not at all. Tbh, I find it disgusting. White Ashkenazi shouldn't reproduce with mizrahis or shitskins.
>>79506668
Test question. What is the local beer name?
>>79511444
Goldstar ?
Okay lads, I am heading to the Dizingoff center, keep the thread alive and post questions, I will answer them later.
>>79511417
And what about white goyim? Should they be forced to breed between races?
>>79511682
Cetainly not, I am from Belgium desu and we should clean Europe.
>>79511578
Yisrael Chai, my brother! Are you Red Boot?
>>79506668
>>79506668
why Tel Aviv? are you gay? there's nothing but fags and a couple decent beaches in Tel Aviv.
you should be in Eilat, if this is your vacation.
it's not a long bus ride.
>>79508566
Tel Aviv is expensive as fuck
how many times have they tried to steal your shekels already
>>79511918
i would go to haifa if i got the chance
>>79511417
this is an example of ashkenazi and mizrahai spawn
>>79506668
Of all the places in the world that you could go to, you picked the shitty stinky Tel Aviv?
I guess that you are a faggot.
>>79511918
>Eilat
Well meme'd
>>79512119
>Haifa
You mean the open landfill ?
>>79512820
That's what I am saying, it's disgusting.
>>79513113
Who said that I had the choice to go wherever I wanted ? I guess that you are a mizrahi ...
How many Goyim have you tricked today?
>>79513508
No, I'm Russian.
God, I am so full of this shitty country.
how many palestines did you kill today?
>>79513550
Not enough
>>79513579
Why don't you head back to Mother Russia ? You could support based Putin.
>>79513661
None, I just had a little bit of fun with my bulldozer ( every Israeli has one ), flattened a few houses, it was nice.
>>79513823
>Why don't you head back to Mother Russia ? You could support based Putin.
I want to, eventually. But I've lived here most of my life, sadly. There's no place I can call a motherland.
>>79514087
Studying anything ?
