PAULINE RETURNS EDITION
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>watch news coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>friendlyjordies streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
>Install extraflags mod to see states, areas others are in
Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>65-60
>>79499479
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lMrFMYKv8
>66-60
And... it's over.
>>79499479
also friendlyjordies is a labor-cock-sucking-faggot
he used to be cool, not anymore
>installGreaseMonkey for Firefox, TamperMonkey for Chrome or ViolentMonkey for Opera.
>then download https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-int-/raw/master/Extra%20Flags%20for%20int.user.js
>then refresh pol
>66-60
libs have got this in the bag
>>79499589
>brony music
>>79499634
We need to win by at least 6 or else oh shit.
There must be liberal dominance.
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
>>79499787
Thank you east coast states for almost fucking the election up
Feels good to be West Australian.
>>79499721
the irony is on purpose, you had to be here for the experience mate
Who do I vote for if I want continued
Tell me /pol/ what is each party's stance on:
>Free health care
>Immigration
>Taxes
This is basically all I care about.
> tfw we can't even vote ourselves out of the EU because we're already independent
>>79499844
The one time everyone loves you is during the election counting. Tomorrow you're back to being a dirt miner.
>>79499680
Noice
>>79499847
so this is the power of half chan...
>>79499906
voting's closed mate
FUCK SHES GONNA LOSE HER SEATS LADS
BASED WA AND QLD HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE
>67-60
>>79499936
fuck off home cunt why are you back here
69...
>>79500013
HEIL SATAN
69-60 the fucking WA madmen
No /pol/ sticky for Australian Election, stay irrelevant Australia
>labor cannot win government
t. Barry Cassidy
Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard.
>>79499936
Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads. 8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.
So who could strike up a better deal with the new independent UK?
Labor or the Libs?
>>79500187
>Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard
It's over dude, Liberals were expected to win and they're going to.
>>79500187
>8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.
reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllyyyyyyy
>>79500187
>Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads.
It wouldn't surprise me. Every time there's an election on, a ton of Labor and Greens faggots suddenly appear out of nowhere to astroturf on this board. I'd bet the ABC and the Labor party are paying for shills.
>>79500026
for the election of course, my fellow ausbros
>>79500187
uh oh
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK NO NFOSFNUOFOGRET
TONE ON
>>79499479
So...did the good guys win?
RIP
Hung parliament. Democracy wins.
>>79500348
Our cuckservatives are going to win.
>>79499736
>we
What electorate are you the Coalition MP for?
>>79500348
at this point not only did they win they fucking mauled the cucks
>>79500348
no, one of the two bad guys won
Friendly reminder that because of Labour's performance it means that they will keep Bill Shorten on.
Kek.
>>79500348
no. WA fucked shit up again.
when will they just become an independent country.
Has Palmer United won yet lads?
Go Johnny Wong!
>>79500348
Cuckservatives. They took our guns but they stopped the boats. They did not stop the planes.
At least the crazies (greens) are not in power.
BASED TONE
Tone talking about his mum hahaha.
>>79500277
Hopefully
Get me those subs you piece of shit.
>>79500279
CP watch list.
>>79500315
One of the commentators said "stay comfy" after I posted that. Feeling watched.
Hey ABC staff!
>>79500419
Not a politician, just feeling a bit invested.
>>79500413
>>79500426
>>79500440
>>79500545
Bummer. Fucking leftists and cucks, man.
BASED MALC
>>79500510
which means us based libs keep winning
>>79500545
Should of let Gina nuke them
what went wrong?
>>79499644
>all i see on Facebook is his sponsored videos about how liberals are going to get rid of Medicare
>Turnbull goes on air to say he will not get rid of Medicare
>>79499479
You can't help but shitpost your own elections:
>Drug Law Reform
>Australian Sex Party
>The Arts Party
>Online Direct Democracy
>Socialist Alliance
>Vol. Euthanasia
>Socialist Equality Party
>Pirate Party
>Antipaedophile Party
>Consumer Rights No Tolls
>Australian Cyclists
>Marijuana (HEMP) Party
>Smokers Rights
I love you cunts.
I WANTED TO HEAR ALL OF BASED TONES ABC REEEEEEEEE
>this Libcuck faggot
Kek.
>>79500561
>CP watch list.
great, and all i did was click a link to a draw thread as a draw fag.
did not know that 8 chan was even more of a degenerate place than this.
So did One Nation get a seat?
>>79500655
he is and has always been a piece of shit
>69-63
>yfw cucked by labor at the last minute
IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
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Anyone see Alan Jones and James McGrath Fight on 7? They going at it bois.
>>79499479
2 threads now. FFS stop it!!
How do we know Pauline is returning?
CANT WAKE UP
>>79500774
3 threads
>>79500763
what? like physically?
>>79500561
>CP watch list.
Any evidence for this?
4chan should be on the list really
WHERE ARE THOSE MINOR PARTY SEATS REEEEEEEEEE
>>79500798
Polling well in Queensland.
>>79499680
Wait, mine fucked up. Where are the settings?
lads how are the meme parties going
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of baklava and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of artisinal baklava out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Di Natale to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well???? This is so fucked.
>Rise Up not doing good
Maybe next time?
TWO MORE
TWO MORE
Can they make a last minute comeback?
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW whose polling station didn't have a sausage sizzle
WILL MALCOLM LAST A FULL TERM?! I WANT TONY BACK!!!!!!!!
>>79500831
Nah Alan Jones said that the Liberals should be ashamed about the seat losses in Adelaide, and McGrath came back with you're a grub IDC what you think, you're bedwetter.
Pauline on Ch9 just said that One Nation expected to get two senate seats.
will eels beat the shark tonights?
>>79500814
Aaaahhh
>>79500912
I don't know this feel
>>79500900
Who is this cum slum?
>>79500912
That shit is just not democratic.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>79500931
Nah mate
>>79500931
Fuck the Eels, they ruined this season with their cheating.
>>79500931
AhahahahahahHahHHHaha every time semi gets the ball he's booed harder than Roman Reigns at wm32.
>>79500545
1933, but the brits wouldn't let us.
>>79500838
>>79500561
this.
the vibe i got from my one visit to 8 chan was that they are really into satan and thats about it.
hell iv seen more (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) cp alerts here on 4chan than anywhere else
Seriously we need to nuke Melbourne.
>>79500912
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't just vote early and stay comfy inside today
THE LIBERALS ARE GOING TO WIN. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. MEDICARE IS GOING TO SCRAPPED. I'M MEANT TO BECOME A WOMAN NEXT YEAR.
>>79500912
mate they were charging $2.50, they're fucking $2 at bunnings down the road its bloody unaustralian if you tell me
>>79500991
fuck you cunt
Eels are fucking beast mate
>>79500813
where do you go to check individual electorates?
>inb4 hurr durr messy bed
>>79500996
fuck really? im not watching it
i bet his wife lied
poor cunt.
Wyatt Roy BTFO
>>79501035
Kys
>>79499479
>that formatting
good to see you alive bingo anon, hope there's no expensive medical treatment you're after.
>>79500991
get fuckedyou dickhead cunt i will bash you
>>79500981
>after getting the vibe on this sub i am amazed we didnt do better?
jesus how insular can reddit possibly be?
Is Wyatt 'White Boi' Roy gonna pull it together?
pauline @ nine
getting the first taste of salt from /r/australia
>>79501043
Click "interactive map" or "electorates A-Z"
Can't say this ALP blob in Queensland surprised me at all...
>>79501063
i bet you're a tigers supporter
>>79501043
>the greens
for what purpose
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=QLD&sort=az
>11 in doubt
Newfag to voting here. What does this mean?
>>79501035
Where are the settings for extra flags? It won't come up for me.
Who should I support in this election?
>>79501003
Hey nigger we aint got no say on how you run your own affairs. Shit, we're the ones having to beg you to gain entry.
bill 'muh medicare' shorten BTFO once again
>>79501101
it is logan after all mate.
>>79501043
>on /pol/
>voting for the most blue-pilled party in Australia
What are you doing?
>>79501048
It's pretty sad desu, he's a really good player and they're giving him shit for following his dream of beating women and playing union.
one nation aiming for two seats
abc cucks just laugh
>>79500981
>people happily took our brochures
I took their brochures and I put them last.
>>79500876
Gib Gallipoli
will Libs man up and call another election since they can't pass the abcc
>>79501005
>>79500561
>>79500419
Do I need to visit just once or do i have to go there regularly to get on that?
fml that could very well explain why my application got declined
>>79501135
You installed tampermonkey and allowed the scripts first?
sohuld be top right of your browser friendo
>>79501093
One Nation probably did as well as The Greens in reality
Topkek
>>79501077
Come at me I'll fuck'n class ya.
>>79501124
Up the sharks cunt
>>79500981
70% of ABC journalists vote GREENS. That's right, 70 fucking percent. I don't even want to know what's going on at SBS.
>>79501136
Liberals to form government
LDP, One Nation, Shooters & Fishers in the Senate.
I like how the two shittest AFL teams are playing tonight because no one would want to watch them over the election
BY THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST
>>79501134
They're still counting the votes.
>>79501090
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
he's my MP, and he sped up our area getting connected to the NBN
he's done right by me personally, but he's a snake to Tones
May kek bless this final push for the Bull
OH SHIT WADDUP
72
72
72
>>79501204
no you wont dickhead
>>79501221
nobody watches that poofta sport anyway
>>79501206
oh even worse
I'm so sorry, enjoy being beaten tonight bud
>>79501223
>4 percent swing
>takes 62% of the vote
>>79501153
he stole the sign you pleb
>>79501223
>owns his seat with 62%
he can eat a 4% swing mate
>>79501198
Thanks. Here's hoping it worked.
Will Malcolm Turnbull make it through a full term?
>72
PREP THE BULL
>>79501093
It's amazing how redditors really think they're a good representation of the population.
72:64
H-here we go!
>>79501136
Liberal are our non-liberal party. Labor are our equivalent of the democrats.
Yeah, I know.
>>79501193
If you're not a regular, if you're not posting, if you haven't uploaded data, you're fine. LEA give a little leeway to curious kids checking if there's actually CP there.
GO XENO!
RIP MEDICARE
RIP NEETBUX
WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND GOTTA GET REAL JOBS NOW!
FUK
FUK
FUK
>>79501191
its 72 to 64, cut your losses and accept your loss labor cuckold, medicare isn't going anywhere
>>79501263
Have a look at the score super star
>>79501306
Tones coming back mate
Why is Xenophon so based lads?
>>79501259
this. fucken poofs
>>79500863
Restart the chan tab
Hung parliament?
PAULINE HANSON PLEASE HELP ME GET AN APPRENTICESHIP IM SICK OF BEING NEET!!
>>79501327
Go to uni owait that's going to be expensive asf too; tough shit tafe kid should've gone earlier.
>Libs gonna win
Should I kill myself or just wait until I get sick & cant afford treatment
I didn't vote.
What's the fine? $20?
Does votes coutn has to be 100% in order for the final results to be concluded?
At the moment is 51% and Labor is winning.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseStateFirstPrefsByParty-20499-NAT.htm
>>79501134
not enough votes counted,
FIRST BREXIT
NOW
AUSTRALIAN MEDXIT
2% in but ON can win a senate seat in NSW wtf
>>79501359
centrism
obviously the real way to go
>>79501301
Works nicely
Post reddit butthurt faggots
Where's that guy from moldova
It's depressing as hell that Turnbull will pawn of the NBN back to Telstra as soon as he can. Internet infrastructure is literally back at square 1 in this country
>>79501327
im joining the navy next year, libs win is good for me
>>79501402
yes
>literally naming your party after yourself
pretty based
I've been right wing my entire life but it looks like the left are about to take over, fuckit, time to become a gibsmedat like every other cunt. Why the hell shouldn't I get free shit like every other entitled cunt.
>>79501337
9 has it pegged at lab in the front for what it's worth
>>79501256
>>79501397
>Still believing the medicare meme
You're a fucking idiot m8.
>>79501397
kys
Whatchya'll watchin?
>>79501415
>buying into labor propaganda
fuck off
>>79501402
$80
>>79501430
oh shit i might do that too
>>79501397
Just kill yourself, you useless piece of shit
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
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Channel 7 predicting HUNG PARLIAMENT:
75 to Liberals
70 to ALP
5 falling to minor parties.
>>79501421
Cheers. Suburb isn't there so the city will do.
>>79501430
If you can read Frog.
>>79501418
that's 2% in the house of reps
the senate is a different ballot system
>>79501397
I'm on autismbux and I can afford fucking insurance (mental health is better private)
Fucking minimum wage is more than autismbux
Flip burgers you lazy faggot
>>79501430
Why? Because they will send you off to an American fueled war?
>>79501397
get aids and infect as many libs as you can, give them a taste of their own medicine
>there is no medicine they can buy.
>>79501465
nice ill root ya
>>79501446
so does 7
>>79501470
WEW
E
W
>>79501470
Typical greens voter
>>79501446
WA is historically lib, lib win confirmed.
>>79501430
Can I join if I have diabetes I'm healthy now and it's controlled by diet but I got it from eating shit as a kid.
>>79501427
>I need more than 1mb/s for literally no reason
ok
>>79501402
$50, though you can just claim you voted and they won't even fine you, they have so many voting errors they don't even bother following up or anything.
>>79501474
Brb necking myself
>>79501477
ah fuckign not again
might as well make the independents emperors
>>79500863
you install greasemonkey
then you click on the install link that automatically puts the js file into greasemonkey/tampermonkey
then you refresh 4chan, approve access, then an options dialog comes up.
FOllow the webm on the site dude
the extra 4chanflags site. mods have it on spam filter list..
>greens win 1 (ONE) seat
>>79501430
im joining Army in december
libs win is good for me too.
>people actually believe turn-goldman sacs-bull won't literally pull the plug on medicare and neetbux
see you in about a years time when the medxit remorse kicks in
at least there will be a lot less australian shitposters online, we'll all be working
>>79501408
AEC only count confirmed seats, they're about 30 minutes behind. We've already gone through the Vic/Tas/NSW distress and have reached the WA elation. WA votes are being voted, surging the Lib/Nat vote.
>>79501477
You realise Greens may very well back liberals? They had talks, labor denounced them.
>>79501101
I live in there, I want to die
TAXI
>>79501504
>Flip burgers you lazy faggot
no u :^)
>>79501540
no lad
>>79501509
>navy
>going to war
>>79501446
9 has been so far behind from the start
>>79501314
Who are the 5 "Others" currently?
>>79501569
Got it working. Cheers for the info mate.
>>79501583
best greens result yet :^)
>>79501470
What a handsome and fine young man, probably has a massive cock and great shitposting abilities
wew lad
>>79501584
nice brother what as?
>>79501601
I've got the real autism
What about you?
71-65 well hung parliament here we cum
>>79501593
I've lived in both Rankin and Moreton, fucking bogans everywhere man
>>79501543
You are a fucking idiot if you think that Aussie internet speeds are fine as they are.
>>79501470
God damn
>>79501593
Logan is such a shithole.
get the fuck out, son
TIM TAMS
>>79501610
1 katter, 1 xenaphon, fuck knows what else.
>>79501550
>>79501402
>>79501464
$20 for first offense
$50 for subsequent offense
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where muh nigs at
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79501583
thats good for reps
>make yourself another cup of tea
> crack open a packet of tim tams
OPEN ANOTHER FUCKIN BEER
>>79501477
This is literally the best result, I love drama famalam
>>79501637
Rifleman because im a fucking idiot who likes running and lifting
>>79501647
72-65 now.
>>79501610
1 for Xenophon team.
Possibly 2 for one nation (we think)
Dunno the other 2, the others are hard to figure out, ABC isn't too clear.
>>79501677
Katter got one?
Okay, that leaves one unclear.
Is that guy from the qanda thread that said he'd been offered a job with Hansen if she won here?
>>79501430
We all just have to join the military and Australia will have the mpst powerful military in the world
How come everyone here is now suddenly wanting Labor to win?
>>79501638
Same. I have a full time job tho :^)
>>79501540
If it's Type 1 then is a No. Type 2, then you have 1 year to show that is controlled with medical report and referral.
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
Who /comfy/?
Who on suicide watch?
And who donkey here?
>>79501739
proper NBN senpai, libs have made a shocker of it
>>79501739
Leddit*
There's your answer
>>79501739
>Suddenly
kek old faggot wasted $20 a fortnight from his pension on Windsor's campaign
>>79501739
No one does
Who here /drunk/?
>>79501427
This is what pisses me off the most, ducking Telstra is gonna be squeezing the country's balls for another 4 years while we suffer with bullshit internet speeds
>>79501671
>Make yourself another cuppa and crack open another packet of Tim Tams
Don't mind if I do
>>79501739
NBN
>>79501723
haha nice, yeah i had rifleman as 1st pref bosun's mate as 2nd pref, got accepted for both but chose to go navy instead
>>79501739
turnbull under the direction of goldman sachs is privatising our medicare and taking away neetbux and the drugs for /pol/s delicious rightwing traps
>>79501753
Then why are you afraid of being unable to afford medical treatment?
Palmer's United Party
198 Votes NATION WIDE
Palmer on suicide watch eating Tim Tams until he OD's
>>79501772
>>79501739
leftists are always very outspoken even despite being a minority.
Dont think its everyone. It isnt. They just post more.
