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WHO DID CUNTS VOTE FOR??
1st for one nation
Which MP is the most "MUMMY"?
Is it Karen McNamara?
first for one nation
>>79488188
good job 3 threads in a row
first for greens
Nth for labor
Haha I didn't vote for anyone because I want my (You)s from upset faggots.
>>79488120
free borders in australia
#wevegotroom
This cunt and his m8s upper and lower houses
>>79488120
>labor win
>safe schools
>4 years of boats being let in
>refugee quota upped
>that ABC triangle map
Who /drinking/?
>>79488120
>>79488120
>>79488120
>>79488120
>>79488120
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
Don't forget the /pol/ poll
>>79488188
88 get confirms
sif no FUCK OFF WE"RE FULL edition
Can Pauline win on first pref?
>>79488199
>>79488120
Shorten's head looks like he was supposed to be a fucking midget, then he had a growth spurt.
Downy looking fuck.
>We've got reports you have a sign saying no News Ltd. Media allowed. Is that true?
>Yes
>Why
>We dun wan 'em here
>no qts on the ABC24 coverage
I'm watching 9 you fuckers, at least Allison Langdon shows up occasionally
>>79488249
Do increases to refugees have to pass the Senate?
Liberals are just fucking racists.
>>79488235
I was going to do the same till some muslim cunt was hounding me to vote greens.
Says it all really.
>>79488326
That's a man anon
>>79488199
Not MP, but Sarah Hanson-Young
Oh my God I'd hate fuck the shit out of her
>>79488120
online voting when?
NBN when?
online democracy when?
>>79488290
One nation destroying the poll
Annabel Crabb has a huge fucking head.
>>79488199
The bird from Rise Up, the champion fitness model
>>79488354
Annabel Crab is runner up waifu of the year.
Since they had Michael Rowlands, with any luck they'll bring out the ultimate waifu, Virginia Trioli.
>Liberal voters
Which one is redpilled and is for the interests of thr Australian people?
>>79488120
i voted labor and one nation
>>79488286
Who /Australian/?
I'm getting 2.5k tax back, milky bars are on me cunts
>>79488188
>88
Noice m8. Wish I coulda voted One Nation and Based Pauline, they weren't on my ballot.
>>79488354
>Not wanting to fuck Leigh Sales or Anabelle Crabb
>>79488235
No one cares if you don't vote, you're the one copping a fine. Voting when you have no idea what you're voting for is whats infuriating.
>forgot to vote
I didn't realise it was today. That's what I get for being a slob and not leaving my house all day.
>>79488286
>Who /drinking/?
>asking this in an australian thread
Jacks n coke here.
>>79488464
Neither.
>>79488484
Who /overwatch/?
what was the name of the pornstar from the sex party? is she still running for state / federal?
>>79488464
Neither are interested in the Australian people but at least the Lib party will keep Turnbull in line.
>>79488452
G'day reddit
My dream is a senate controlled by one nation and the ldp
fuck muslims shoot ar's
>>79488235
Here's your (You) friend :^)
>>79488120
>chinese
This is why I voted One Nation. Both of the major parties are going to keep up the trend of selling Australia to China, not sure what the Green's stance on that was but fuck them for everything else.
>Liberals
>>79488496
Nah but seriously I'm in Hospital atm, surgery and I can't make it. I'll cop the $20 fine.
>>79488464
Neither. They're both globalist cocksuckers.
>>79488286
Fuck yea mate on the wild turkeys. Hitting the clubs tonight? Long weekend, might pop a molly
>>79488532
rank?
also did anyone hear on the news apparently the votes are SOOOO close!? wowaweewaa!
>>79488507
Still got time m80
>>79488199
Cathy King.
>>79488587
hope everything is alright my dude.
>>79488587
You know that if you've got a legitimate excuse you don't have to pay?
>>79488491
m8 I'd fuck Antony Green before Sales or Crabb
>>79488509
Goon of the washing line
Who /student /?
>>79488507
You're getting fined mate
>>79488488
>>88
>>79488587
You won't get a fine if you were in hospital, just tell them
Anyway, I thought AEC people went around hospitals to get votes?
>>79488613
Level 35,47 ranked cause solo que, up for a few matches later?
>>79488587
what you got?
>>79488527
Why are there no anti establishment nationalist party or leader in Australia? Is if because Sydney and Melbourne dictate the entire government?
>>79488629
4 minutes? Nah. No polling places close enough.
>>79488249
Labor are stopping boats ya dickhead. Boats are a meme issue to distract ya from chinks and curries anyway.
>>79488507
>First polls close in 02:50
Quick!
>>79488638
wow gay
>>79488533
Angela White
>>79488633
>>79488673
Appendix burst yesterday, I'm still fucked atm after the surgery.
>>79488452
Too lazy to change it to Green or Labor or Labour or whatever.
But it's you, faggot.
>>79488286
> beers
> NZ citizen (don't vote)
> hope faggots don't get in but cant complain because I cant vote
> voting
If you're keen to stop the kike NWO grab a gun.
>>79488704
would take chinks and poos WAY before taking muzzie ragheads cunt, it's like you don't even care about this country
>>79488704
This
They had out 457 visas like candy
>>79488188
>88
Noice
I did 14 votes under the line, just for the meme magic.
Pls give us One Nation
This greedy bitch voted greens and took two snags.
Leigh Sales makes me want to get into the nearest bathtub with a toaster
>>79488704
>Libs stop boats, Labor only stop some boats while letting in chinks to buy up all our land
>Not defending your rightful clay
Piss weak
>>79488856
>letting a woman boss you around
Pathetic.
>>79488799
>grab a gun
Quality banter lad.
>>79488802
Good goy.
>>79488871
She's awful.
>>79488888
polls are closed cunts
Hold on to your butts
>>79488636
Is "I was sitting on the couch all day marathoning Silicon Valley and didn't know today's date" a legitimate excuse?
WOWWEEEE A BIG COUNTDOWN HOW TENSE
>>79488856
To feed her many niglets
>Tfw voted the Liberal Democrats thinking they were an actual left-leaning party.
Oh well, i did put the socialists second.
Fug, polls just closed
>Greens candidate for my election is some fat bitch who studied Gender Studies
Memes are real
>>79488507
Get ready to get fined for not contributing to anything useful
>>79488894
>le ebin merchant meme
reddit go
>>79488188
>>79488488
>dub 88 confirms the Pauline
Polls closed nigga, strap in
>>79488679
>>79488679
They are found in the minor parties, and are usually the sort of unlikable douchebag you expect to be posting on /pol/.
If we ever ended up with a charismatic nationalist candidate anywhere, both sides of politics would collectively shit themselves.
What party do abos usually vote?
>>79488709
I also want to stick it to Sabra
>>79488856
One is for Jamal Mohammad whos waiting in the car
>>79488963
>wanting chinks and curries
Reddit, your Reddit is showing
>>79488945
It's not memes, Greens are the literal scum of the planet.
>>79488974
When do we get results?
>>79488672
sure man, climbing back up to 50 again feelsgood, hopefully they fix the koth bug soon
whats your tag?
>>79488986
They don't.
Would you Annabel Crabb? I probably would tbphwy
>>79488964
>coded merchant
>>79488986
They don't
>>79488986
They dont.
The 1/4s i know vote labor/green
>>79488986
abos aren't allowed to vote.
>>79488986
The Gibs Party.
>>79488986
Most can't even read m8
>>79488986
They don't.
fuck lads, i turned autistic when voting
>go to put votes into the two boxes
>qt girl sitting there making sure people do it properly
>she smiles at me as i approach
>stutter and say "i-i'd vote f-for you"
>she just looked away
Labor and Greens.
Libshits are gonna get BTFO tonight. Oh boy its gonna be sweet reading all the libcuck tears on this board and cripplechan /aus/
>Scott Morrison
Ugh, well this is going to be a either amazing or insufferable.
>>79488891
>>79488856
She didn't even seize the means of production.
Pathetic.
>>79488856
Gee comrade! How come the commissar lets eat 2 sausage sangas?
>>79488945
kek my local green candidate is some 50 -60 yr old lady with DIED RED HAIR
>>79489018
DarkLILPLAYA#11591
Give me half an hour, just cooking up dinner
>>79488802
Good goy.
>>79488856
>not vegetarian
>voting greens
Nice meme faggot
SCOTTY AND PENNO HAVIN A GIGGLE ON 24
>>79489068
>Ugh
>>Tumblr
>tfw your mum is a greenie
Anyone else know this feel?
>>79489062
No, it's pretty clear liberal will win reps, it's how tied down the senate will be that's the crucial point of this election
>>79489055
It's okay. Keep at it. You're on your way to becoming a PUA.
>>79489023
ofc tbqh f a m
1 for Greens checking in.
Wong? kill me now
>>79489062
I think the opposite. I think greens are going to get btfo when they lose all the "protest" votes to genuine independents and micro parties.
My facebook will be FULL of leftwing liberal tears. Its going to be glorious.
>>79489148
My mum voted for Animal Justice Party, just as bad I guess
>>79489098
Yep
Time to rev up that notepad and list her crimes against Mother Australia
She'll be purged if she doesn't stop
>>79489174
Nice mate.
>>79489174
Not mine.
Is there a party for 5"8 midgets?
Asking for a friend
>>79489174
>image.jpg
>greens voter
>>79489174
>native title lawyer with blue hair
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP
>>79489062
>>79489160
>>79489200
Yeah no, independents are about to take a shit on libcucks.
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>>79489023
She's milf defined tb.h
How'd your family vote?
mum - Liberal whose 2nd is One Nation
dad - Liberal 2nd is One Nation
Me - One Nation
Brother - No idea, he's pretty quiet about it so probably greens/labor
>Jobs and Growth
>Penny "Its rug I munch like my chinese lunch" Wong
>>79488188
dubs says kek puts her in the senate
>>79489174
What is this meme? Are Greens likely to fuck shit up?
>>79489174
THIS IS THE R/AUSTRALIA STAY OUT EDITION
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REDDIT IS DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT
>>79489148
Nope. Two staunch Liberal parents. Feels okay man.
>>79489174
I can't even vote and people are ironically voting for the Greens.
Absolutely disgusting.
All I can hope for is that the Greens lose Melbourne because I want salty tears.
>>79489277
All Labor.
Meme candidates in the Senate to keep them in line. The only correct way to vote.
>>79489148
Nope. My mum loves ALA and One Nation. She is one of those anti-islam bogan mums, and she's based as fuck.
>>79489251
retarded in at least 3 different ways
>>79488199
kate ellis?
>>79489316
Literally communists. That persons most likely from Melbourne.
>>79488986
abos can't count to 1
>>79489330
Fuck off we're full
>>79488485
>offer to buy all you cunts milky bars
>not a single (you)
fuck all youse cunts
>>79489316
Greens are commies
>>79489316
Greens are the Angela Merkel of our country.
>>79489174
He's got this off Instagram or Facebook and saved / reuploaded on his iPhone
Here's your (you) anyway
>>79489277
Dad - Greens
Mum - Labor or Greens
Sister - Greens or Socialist Alliance (no kidding)
Brother - not in country, not sure about his political views
Me - right wing meme parties
Wew
Reps:
1)Xenophon
2)LDP
3)Labor
4)Liberal
5)Family First
6)Greens
Senate:
4 NXT
6 Labor
2 Shooters&Fishers
How many parties are actually against Islam and immigration?
The only ones off the top of my head were One Nation and Liberty or whatever.
>>79489148
Mines just a really biased labour voter.
>tfw your dad was an original One Nation supporter after losing faith in the Libs
>>79489369
>implying you'll actually send them
It's an empty offer.
https://youtu.be/imJYae78KE4
>>79489408
Pretty much it mate.
Libs predicted to lose 8 seats minimum
>>79489389
No that would be Labor
>>79489148
Mine voted Libs for the first time in her life, used to be a Labor shill.
>>79489358
>>79489388
Well, at least that seems to be the same everywhere.
labor and greens
>>79488286
Kilkenny and fuckin Martini's m8
>>79489021
>>79489038
>>79489045
>>79489046
>>79489047
>>79489048
>>79489054
Alright, thanks. At least they're not harmful, just useless
>>79489174
>online democracy
>8
well fuck you too
can you still bet on the senate?
They are full blown SJWs at this point.
Not a rational mind among them.
>>79489390
Nope. Took it this morning.
Photo looks distorted after I removed exif metadata with an online client.
>>79489322
> Mum and dad are libs, always assumed labor.
> Always kept quiet when i was a kid to not influence my opinions (based).
> Tell them i prefer the Libs over Labor.
> Won't shut the fuck up about politics with me now.
I just want to go back where we never talked about it, i agree with them, but i don't fucking care at the end of the day and don't want to have a 2 hour discussion about why Labor are cunts.
Still atleast they're not fucking greenies lmao.
>>79489277
Mum - Animal JUSTice Party
Dad - Liberal
Brother - One Nation
Me - Family First and other right wing meme parties
HOLY SHIT
THERE WAS A GREEN VOTE LEFT IN THE BOX
THEY CLOSED UP THE BOX RIGHT ON NATIONAL TV
HOLY SHIT
>>79489356
>swn represent you in parliament
>>79489287
Please gib source.
>>79489442
Well shit. Are we going to be the next Germany?
COUNTING HAS BEGUN
CRACK A BEVVIE
GLASS A LEB
>>79489389
No, that would be your Liberals
>imagine a world where your major center-right party consists of leftist cucks
>>79489493
4chan automatically strips exif you dumb shit
>>79489358
Sydney.
>>79488199
Pic related.
>>79489537
Nah, thankfully God blessed us with a natural border (the ocean) so we don't have to build our own. Just gotta keep an eye on Indonesia.
>>79489555
Trips don't lie.
What's for dinner lads?
I wrote in Hitler to the house of reps vote m8s (fuck voting for liberal, Labor, greens or fucking animal justice party)
Anyone else do this?
>>79489575
Second worse city after Melbourne. Kill yourself faggot.
>>79489537
Nah, much more like Canada. They're not coming in fast enough to be like Germany. It will be slow, secretive but destructive, and instead of becoming sandniggerfied, we'll become mainly chinkified.
STICKY WHEN
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wait, are they BOTH jewish?
>>79489023
would definitely smash while she bakes a cake. shes our version of nigella
HERE WE GO
26/m/vic
Never enrolled to vote, there is genuinely no point, especially given the fact that I live in one of the safest seats in the country.
FWIW I would have voted for the libs (lesser of two evils) in the HOR and for NXT in the senate.
>>79489614
Wot
No-one cares about your stupid kangaroo election. Janitors should delete this thread.
>>79489499
CONFIRMED FRAUD
>>79489616
I drew a merchant holding a bag of money with a star of david above it.
>>79489434
mate its still rude to not at least give me a (you)
>>79489055
well done lad
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>>79488188
>88
Nice, I voted 1 One nation
>>79488986
They don't
>>79489614
Gonna go get an AB later.
>>79489555
Is it because any legitimate right wing opinions instantly = nazi in your country?
I've been studying the economic fuckfest that is the 'lean state' and how fucking cucked your middle and lower classes have become in terms of slashed funding for public everything, yet still gets told to roll out the welcome wagon for fuckin slimes.
MODS ROLLING STICKY NOW PLEASE
MODS ROLLING STICKY NOW PLEASE
MODS ROLLING STICKY NOW PLEASE
MODS ROLLING STICKY NOW PLEASE
>>79489614
Soup m8, I had a big late lunch
>>79488248
Me too anon. Me too.
>>79489614
>>79489614
what
>>79489587
Yeah but Muslims everywhere and every party wants them here. GG
>>79489656
We can hold the Olympics without bankrupting ourselves and having fucking body parts flying around. Fuck off, thread's full.
>>79489656
>third world country talking trash
>>79489277
Mum: ALA
Dad: Libs
Brother: LDP
Sister: One Nation
Me: ALA
Gf: Libs
>>79489614
I'm not even mad about the banana and tomato sauce cause I'm too busy looking at that piece of shit steak which has been overcooked to fuck and gone cold.
>>79488986
Flora and Fauna can't vote mate.
>>79489678
Good work lad
>>79489614
>literally who cares brexit gets a sticky
>aussie election doesn't
>>79489449
lmao
its fucking brilliant ey
>>79489614
>>79489499
I noticed that. I live in Petrie and I can tell you that people here aren't too bright.
STICKY OR WE GLASS YA
>>79489616
No. I had an LDP rep and some ODD (online direct democracy?) rep to vote for.
>>79489614
Tbh
>>79489533
I don't know, her name is Yulia.
GREENS SENATE MAJORITY WHEN BOIIIS
>>79489532
She married a dwarf
>tfw the brexit result gives you faith that a surprise might happen and the libs get fucked out of parliment
>>79489789
No one cares about Australia.
>>79489779
>>79489614
>>79489697
povo bogan cunts. what the fuck is that? that's not a meal.
>>79489789
Now, why would /pol/ care about a country made up of mostly Kangaroos and spiders?
>>79489725
Absolutely degenerate
>>79489251
Glad your vote wont count
>>79489733
They're still around 2% of the population so we can still manage them and/or reduce the numbers hopefully. Hence why we're voting as many right wing parties into the senate.
>>79489614
Just polished off a Fisherman's Basket from a new Fush and Chups joint down the road.
I rate it 3 stars.
>>79489764
great family man
>>79489618
>voting for a party thats going to make my degree 100k
No thanks m8. If the cost of ensuring my degree remains sustainable and tethered to HECS is that we have an increase in refugees, then I'm willing to bear that cost.
>>79488483
Retard.
>>79489499
>the winning party wins by a single vote
>>79489857
Fuck off nigger.
>>79488935
Autism
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