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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
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this is the real nigger thread
>4 Niggers (again)
>One Nigger with a Yankees hat
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Robert
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I find it interesting that the police car computer's notification sound happens to be the same sound that Boeing uses for low sink rate and or stalls. Cool.
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>people in backyard getting too loud (again)
>male passenger wont wake up
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Checking in. Robert.
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Interesting Robert
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>Ms.Johnson hears someone coming in through her back window
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10............4
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watch yo keys!!
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>>79482703

You should set up a tab with the next thread topic already waiting for captcha, senpai.


>WHATCHA KEYS
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Watch yo fucking keys
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>we got someone with an open key
>Low energy. watch yo keys. Low energy.
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Okie Dokie
Robert
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>Battery in progress.
>You can "beat him up"(?)
>Okie dokie.
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Sassy is officially my dispatcher waifu.
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Neighbors in basement blasting music tellling them to turn it down.
>Wife's spic(?) son threatened to kill her(?) earlier.
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>Gangbangers wreaking havoc throwing rocks at windows.
>Person with a gun in front of bar. 2 guys have guns. Loud arguing. Caller intoxicated. They gonna nig him.
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>Report: "Neighbors being very loud. Can't sleep"
Kek.
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>Another burglary.
>Units be careful. Male Hispanic with a gun. Chevy.
>Robert needs assistance. Needs more cars.
>People in the street refusing to leave.
>Shots fired. Fireworks!
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As a cop, I can't stand these faggots who call the police saying they can't sleep. I work at nights and sleep during days, who am I going to call when the construction crews are making too much noise? When a bird starts cawing.

Some people make me want to get cancer.

I never respond to noise complaints. It's obvious that the idiot who called is a nuisance pussy who can't knock on the neighbor's door to tell them to stop fucking so loud or turn down their video game.
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>Group of 4-5 people fighting in front of bar(?)
>Fighting in front of Mr.Brown
>Mother cut her hand trying to stab someone
>Battery in progress
>Slow it down.
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>>79484320
Bro, we're over here.

>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906

Save this bread for later.
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>Shots fired.
>Loud music. Party.
>Male Nig 22. Blue Shirt. Blue Jeans.
>Shots fired. Fireworks.
>Looooud music complaint.
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>"I give you what they give me. Loud Music per the Anonymous caller" (!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHQsvlCLk
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NIGGAS GOTTA EAT LUNCH TIME
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>>79484539

REEEEEEEEEE THREAD SPLITTING FAGGOTS GET OUT
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Autist alert.
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Anyone else watching 'you ddon't mess with the zohan' on comedy central?
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i was a gud gurl
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>>79486686
no. kys
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Some faggots fragmented the breads.
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>>79486776
What did I miss?
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>>79486818
It was Niggers.
I hate fucking Niggers.
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Let the other one sit, it will be the next thread.
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>>79486776
Thats not nice
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>>79486838
Autist at highcastle
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>>79486818
It was the tripfag wanting to get those fresh (You)s
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>>79486818
There's three threads now.
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>>79486883
The bingo guy went nuts in one of them too.
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>>79486929
There are two, the other one is old
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>pile of beef
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>>79486968
i dident know split was takeing place.

rip /csg/
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>>79486838
Autist at restaurant was freaking out.
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>>79487072
Splitting threads just means we're popular like the cool kids
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Is this the current, dominant thread???
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Thanks for pulling an Obama and dividing us even more. I'm going to sleep. Thanks OBAMA
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>>79487140
it is, the other one will be the one we hop to.
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>>79487140
Yes save the other one for when it fills up.
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>>79487140
Only because of my Countries independence.
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>>79487140
>you will never sex them up with your penis
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>>79487159
10-4 robert have a nice night

>Boyfriend pulled a gun
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>>79487140
for now...then we go to the USA one
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more shitty OC if anyone wants to use
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well im off, see ya folks
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>>79487137
thats the way she goes boys.
>10-4

I JUST WANT ROBERTCHAN TO DO BINGO WITH ME.
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>>79486890
You mean White Castle? High Castle is a PKD book.
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>>79487184
>>79487187
>>79487188
>>79487204
>>79487225


THANKS!!!
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>>79487236
10-4 robert, gnight
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>dragging a women in the street
Storm drain nigger is back at it again
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>dragging a woman in the street
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>nuck
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>>79487462
That better not be our Kek, something tells me he'd do this.
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>>79487462
Storm drain nigger is immortal, Robert.
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>kids room

red alert
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>>79487627
Right? That's some dark shit, man.
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Apparently a gasplant blew up in Detroit, just started listening. I'll let you know if anything is actually happening.
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>>79487204
>>79487345
>polygamy
DEGENERATE
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>>79487716 >it's happening
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Blood everywhere
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>>79487716
Those fucking oil plants are always blowing up. Must be a dangerous place to work.
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>none of you commenting on the fact that apparently someone's calling in with fake unit numbers asking for free food
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Why are they nigging out this time?
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>>79487716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM


/csg/ done. SPLIT + FIRE. WELL DONE 4chan GIVE THIS A GO tomorrow night.


10-4 Roberts im out. BINGO IS CLOSED.
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>>79487823
July 4th = fireworks to cover the sound of gun shots
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>>79487716
My Niggerzbop awakened Kek's hand.
Thank You, Kek!
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>>79487823
They need a reason to chimp out?
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>>79487716
oh shit
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>>79487958
Please be dune coons.
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>>79487958
Oh, shit. Switching to the Detroit scanner.
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>>79487844
Some kids seem to have trouble staying comfy and things take their course. See you tomorrow night, Robert.
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>>79488068
They aren't talking too much about the explosion. They had a call about a woman throwing firebombs at her boyfriend's house. Said it about fifteen minutes ago.
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Damn nothing much happening tonight except the stick of dynamite being thrown out the PT Cruiser.
Think I'm gonna head off to bed after this foot chase that's happening right now. Gnight roberts.
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>>79487716
>French
huh?
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>>79488187
don't forget the 'tismo flipping g out in front of white castle
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>>79487958
Anon posted this on another thread.

>>79488228
I don't know, got it from another thread.
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>>79488304
And the gang fight where the dindu got mauled to death by a dog.
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Pupper time?
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>real fire over here, we just need a ladder to get over the wall
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http://blerp2.dyndns.org:8901/

anyone know what frequencies would have fire dispatch/activity in detroit?

Also, Dearborn fire and police dispatch has some actual tactical discussion going on.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/16622/web
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Honestly, could anyone even tell the difference between pre and post exploded Detroit?
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Only 2 thousand shootings? It feels like there should be more, and by should I mean need.
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>>79488773
After would have slightly more scorch marks.
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FRESH OC
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>>79488773
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>>79489735
bane?
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38 Robert checkin' in... Cincinnasty Ohio nikka here.. what's the body count tonite?
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>>79489826
For you.
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>>79489947
we're suppose to keep score?
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>>79489947

3-6 I'm pretty sure

at least 2 and someone got killed by a dog lol
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>>79490036
Yea, some guy let his pitbull loose on a guy, dog deaded him.
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>>79487958
>tabs
that meme is getting old, son :(
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>>79487231
Thanks!
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>>79482703
Nice OC
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>>79490407
>tripcodes

That meme is getting old, son.
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>>79490977
Your mom is getting old, son.
Seriously, you should probably call her if she's still around.
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wow the savages must be on break, so slow
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SHOOT UP DA BLOCK
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>>79491380
>when random dudes are rolling around the block in a white Nissan holding a gun out the window, but this is as boring as it gets.

G'night, Robert.
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female black prostitute stole his wallet /sigh
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>>79491602
no uhauls, no one shooting themselves or getting shot in ass.

OOOH! Gang disturbance, several male members!
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>>79491318
Nah. She burned that bridge too many times despite my many attempts to repair it.
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>>79491929
Wasn't being sarcastic. Just observing that a dead, boring night is still that fucked.
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This is one of the best new shit in 4chan atm.

Holy shit chicongo
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Quieting down for the night
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I have arrived for the negro shenanigans.
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>>79492264
Except for the woman who just took a knife to the neck.

>>79492293
You're late, it's already calmed down for the remainder of the night.
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>>79482703
Not going to lie, I'd fuck Coal Black.
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>>79492346

Nonsense. It's the middle of the night. That's prime chimpout time.
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>>79492346
The natives burned themselves out rather early tonight. Fuckin' Friday...
High hopes for Monday though
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>>79492403
You should have been here 3-4 hours ago, we had all sorts of crazy shit goin on.
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More happenings on Mozart. If only he could witness all this...
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Cherokee Inverted
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>>79492403
>>79492500

seems like the chimps kind of blew their load early tonight, considering it was the 1st of the month and all
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>>79493049
Eh, tomorrow and the 4th should be better.
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Maybe they're plotting now, done partying, yea, and they still high and didn't get laid and extra extra aggressive.
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dumb fuck contaminated the crime scene
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>>79493049
>>79492500

never can expect what a crazy will do next..... we might come across something surprising any moment
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>>79492403
>>79493049
There's no denying that it's quiet though... too quiet... what if they're up to something?

On another note, I tried listening to the stream from my city (San Diego) and the most exciting thing I got was a runaway teen, possibly suicidal. The rest is just illegal parking and one drunk fat old white guy who passed out in his front lawn.
>long radio silence
>no shots fired
>no sassy black dispatch
>I've been holding off on posting this for 10 minutes and nothing else has happened but an auto accident.
/chiraq/ is the place to be
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MALE STABBED SON
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>>79493405

Exactly. Though, for sure, it will only get more active as the weekend goes on.
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>>79492403
my bet is sunday-monday night will be prime chimpout

they gonna eat some dollar store BBQ and then when reality comes back around the chimpout commences
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>gray pitbull running around

o shit
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>>79493545

yeah I listen to the RCS feed sometimes. I've punched in addresses I hear and it's all Esco and Oside

I did hear some beaner go on a 3-victim rape spree over in Esco one time, which he started by taking a rock to a girl's head in a fast food bathroom (can't remember which chain)
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NOT THE PIZZA
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Am I listening to the wrong scanner? I haven't heard anything about a pitbull or a pizza. I'm on Zone 6 Dists 7 and 8
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>>79494195
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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>>79493985
It can happen anywhere. But shit like that makes the front page of the UT here. There I don't think it'd even be mentioned.

>>79494195
We're all on citywide dispatch.
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>>79493728
Was it the one that mauled the dindu earlier tonight?
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>>79494243
>>79494361

Thanks bros
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>>79494455
was it gray? i missed that
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Morning guys

First cuppa of the day.
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meme magic is real
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>CONDITION STABLE

its like this fucker doesn't know
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>>79494654
why is a robocop action figure a meme
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Blood and shell casings
>Blood and shell casings?
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Was that guy playing some Windows pinball?
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>>79494361

yeah I'm an Encinitas-fag but California is just nuts in general

I was out at the bars in my town a few months ago and my friend saw a hobo get shanked outside when he was having a cig. But it was some generic white surfer dude that did it. Those guys are nuts, tons of heroin and other shit in that community and people don't realize how intense surfing is in general.
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That officer sounds stoned
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>>79494736
its not robocop

its robert cop
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>>79494811
you'd probably have to be on some serious shit to face trying to enforce the law in Chicago TBF.
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>>79494792
Lol, Encinitas can be really sketch at 2am. Anyway, I'm going to bed, too tired to go on. Btw, your name isn't Nick, is it?
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>>79494856
sry im tired. i see haha.
wtf

>>79494923
I got that, they are so casually used to a person trying to kill themselves etc
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>>79495085
I bet when they get calls bout suicidal people they must just be thinking 'just do it faggot' cos' it is easier to deal with a body than a person.

Sad.
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02619, 02619
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>>79494986

let's pretend it is ;)

but nah only been here 3 years
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>>79495189
most of them probably regret the job after several years
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>>79495293
Knew it was a long shot.
Goodnight, Robert.
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>>79495344
true mate - no amount of money could make me do that job!
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>>79495189
>it is easier to deal with a body than a person

your mom found that out

the hard way
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>>79495445
She talked too much, she had it coming.
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What's a zero four twenty? 0420
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Who the fuck is Robert?
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>>79496096

the dankest /pol/ meme in a while

we are all Robert, yet none of us are
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>>79496086
wtf is that pic jesus
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>>79496096
We're all Robert, even you my Russian friend.
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We got a body
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>they have a body
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Who's Robert .. jesus
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Did she just say we have a body?
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>>79496770
Yes
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>>79496770
Just a body? No signs of distress or holes in it or?
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Is that 3 confirmed dead for the night?
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>>79497156
Nah way more, there was the murdering pitbull and a few others few hours ago.
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>He had a butter knife?

>overdose?

>am I too tired to hear wtf is going.... theres 24 roberts
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WHO IS ROBERT JESUS CHRIST
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Alright, 10-4, Roberts.

This Robert is hitting the hay. Goodnight.
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>>>79496086
>wtf is that pic jesus

It's the image that made me lose complete faith in humanity.

I have it printed out and taped to my bathroom mirror.
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fighting village rapist? may have gun!
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Havent been here in a while

Did traveling brave strayan report back yet?
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>1.9k still tuned in

god damn, chimpouts are one hell of a drug

>>79498574

newfag to this thread here, aware me
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>kidnapping

get comfy lads
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kidnapping
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KIDNAPPING
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>kidnapping

OH BABY
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>>79498574
Nah, he never did, but don't worry, god protects the fat and stupid, he should be ok.
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>>79498977
>>79498983

10-4

also 10-33 (emergency clear radio traffic) when someone was following an amberlamps right before
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GANG DISTURBANCE ON ALBANY

20 MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS

wait for it

wait for it

wait

>It's a 45 minute deference.

liberal policies are one hell of a drug

now check these fucking digits
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>SLOW DOWN
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>>79498812
>aware me

Some batshit crazy australian is going to live on the streets of chicago for a week. He's either getting there today or tomorrow. He's essentially just bringing a sleeping bag and that's it.

He posted his plane tickets online as evidence that he's gonna do it.
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>>79500386 south side? Does he have a death wish, he won't last the night.
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>>79500386
>>79500541

the absolute madman
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>>79500541
>>79500730
he claimed to have been in gangs in Australia so apparently he has some kind of street knowledge.

He said he'll post in the thread if he can find internet access. Just keep listening to the stream and hopefully we don't have to hear about some 20-something australian male calling someone a cunt and getting shot in the ass.
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>9/11

what did she mean by this?
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Gun to head cocks it and asks what you all about, to a female no less.
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>>79503257

is that a rap lyric
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keks, no no you goin jail
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guy with a gun
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