In Australia when we vote we get a fucking snag in bread. What does your cucked country give you for voting? An Obama sticker? kek
GET ON OUR LEVEL POOFS
>tfw not registered
>tfw living here for 22 years
>tfwmi am 22
I want a sizzle
NO FUCKING SIZZLE AT CARLTON PUBLIC, JUST SOME FUCKING GOOKS SELLING GOOKS SWEETS
>>79466548
I didn't get no fucking sausage.
What the fuck.
All I got was a bunch of fucking dirty Greenies standing out front mocking anyone white.
I prepolled two weeks ago
>tfw no snag
>you have to be literally bribed with food to go out and vote
i-i dont c-care.....
Are you still full?
>>79466868
Why doesn't America try it?
Also you get fined if you don't vote, that's the incentive
The sausage is just a treat
>>79466548
MY PLACE HAD BACON AND EGG ROLLS TOO CUNT
>>79466548
>What does your cucked country give you for voting?
The freedom to own this.
>>79466868
>bribed to go out and vote
>implying this is even a bad thing
>implying high voter turnout isn't a high ideal
>>79466917
Fined for not voting?
That's almost scary in a way. Imagine the hordes of people who pick a random name or one they know little about just so they don't have to cough up a chunk of change to the government.
>>79466548
So cute to feed all the 20 people that live in Australia.
>>79466708
your fault for not registering f.a.m
>>79466795
>>79466843
its because you live in melbourne
>>79466868
>>79466874
jel es cee
>>79466877
if you're white we're not
>>79466918
you probably live in some rich area
>>79466795
No fuckin snags on fuckin bread!? That's a bloody outrage, that is!
>>79467109
>American
>white
Maybe next time
Knowing our govt, it would never look as good as op pic. God bless aussrailya
>>79467019
/thread
Kek. I got 50$ to vote for this certain candidate and I took it and vote my own choice
>>79467079
Yes, It is quite amazing that Lib-Nats (Conservative) still actually gets into power despite the fact that we can't rely on certain demographics like old people turning out more than young people
>>79467109
Inner West Sydney.
Same shit I guess.
>>79467109
No in fucking NSW
>>79467127
It's fucking un-Australian
>>79466548
phwoah! forgot about me snag!
I wonder if they do the sausage sizzle in polling booths in Lakemba and Auburn or other high percentage muzzie areas.
>>79466868
>Bribed
Actually we get fined if we don't go out in vote. The total revenue from those fines could cover a sausage sizzle for every district for every weekend of the year.
NEITHER LEADER KNOWS HOW TO EAT THEIR FREEDOM SAUSAGE
BOTH ARE UNAUSTRALIAN LIZARD PEOPLE
VOTE FOR DAVID LEYONHJELM
>>79467019
but your country is electing people that are trying to take away that mate
>>79467029
you just end up with a bunch of retards voting for the pirate party or the sex party
>>79467497
I'm actually having a halal certified kebab for lunch from a local muslim takeout
>>79467411
go back and hand your token in to collect your snag m80
>>79466843
those dirty Greenies weren't actually Greenies my good friend.
>>79467536
Wow, who the fuck eat a sandwitch from the middle ?
This kinda imply two things :
1) he never ate a sandwitch in his life, being born rich is kinda expected, but
2) He never even fucking saw someone eat a sandwhich. Incredible.
Hung over..I can't wait to get my sausage sizzle once I muster the energy to leave the house.
>>79466548
>$4.00
>>79467345
lol none in hurstville either. fucking gooks shitting up my neighbourhood
>>79468227
fucking seriously sick of these cunts, they think it's fucking beijing here.
>>79467994
i dont think he's even that rich. he came up as a trade union organiser so he should bloody well know what he's doing.
what is it with politicians looking like retards when eating?
>snag
I'll pass. Doesn't sound very appetizing. What is it? Giant spider meat?
>a snag
>>79468455
they should learn from John Kasich
>>79467019
>tacticool
nice meme rifle
>>79466548
What the fuck is a snag in bread? Speak english.
>>79468469
>>79468571
its like a better hotdog, could be giant spider meat for all i know but it takes great
>>79468469
>>79468571
It's slang for sausage.
>>79466548
The sausage is a symbol for politicians shoving their dicks (""""policies"""") down the throat of every Australian.
Do not consume the phallic gibsmedat.
>>79468576
not only does kasich look relatively normal, you can tell he's enjoying it.
I'd vote him for health minister anyday
>>79468622
it's a sausage sanga.
>>79466548
>a fucking snag in bread
That's a funny thing to call a hot dog.
>snag in bread
You emus and your silly words
>>79468469
Snag stands for: Sausages, nice and grouse.
Going to a party tonight with the theme being politically incorrect. What should I go as?
>>79466548
>we get processed bread and sausage!!
Enjoy your poison.
>>79468678
piss off you kebab munching faggot. Sick of these un australian poofter cunts.
>>79468729
Hot dogs use round buns and have a special type of sausage
Sausage on bread is a regular sausage on a slice of bred (diagonally)
It is standard Australian fund raiser and/or car park food
>>79468422
between the corrupt councils pandering to their developers, and then bit by bit replacing the traditional shops with gook markets. fucking infuriating,
>>79468878
don't forget the onions
>>79468801
what do you get in Russia for voting Putin? Better question, what do you get for not voting Putin?
>>79468833
Trump, you're friends wont realize you're doing it unironically
>>79467029
No. Fuck off we have too many retards. The more dumbasses stay at home instead of voting the better
>>79469038
Wanna rage?
>>79469235
i think if you had mandatory voting all the retards would vote democrat
> tfw when you vote early in the morning and they haven't got the barbie cranked up yet
Out of curiosity, how much did your cost?
Do they have halal vegan mushroom free range rainforest approved fair trade tofu burgers in the Seat of Melbourne?
Coleslaw?
>>79469136
>miniature flag of Russia
>GULAG
>>79469744
free because I got a token from the election people when I got my name ticked off
>>79469925
that is haram
Thats actually really nice OP. Its the least they could do after disarming the populous
>>79466548
I paid 3.50 for my sausage sandwich
did I get jewed
>>79469744
$2.5 for mine.
I wonder how much school funding comes from sausage sizzles on election day.
>>79467536
Bill Shorten, determined to prove he is a man of the people decides to get a sausage on a roll. "This will be great" he thinks to himself. He grabs hold, lifts it to his mouth and faintly hears his advisers cry out "Bill, no!, wait..." before he takes a big bite out of it, side on.
"Perfect", he thinks to himself. "Man of the people indeed".
>>79470125
Yes, you were completely taken $2.60 maximum.
>>79468917
They want to make Hurstville a city
>>79469744
$3 for mine this morning. $2 for a solo.
>>79470239
Reminder that the Libs give more federal funding to private schools than Public universities.
>>79470305
fucking hell lad i wanna post this on fb to stir people ahhahahaha
Who the fuck calls sausages "snags"
Fucking weird ass anglos
>tfw superior american neutral accent
>Tfw early voted because I was busy today
>tfw no Democracy snag.
Fuck my life lads.
>>79470636
It's called a sausage sanger
>>79470355
Have you noticed the 'No Spitting' signs they erected in Hurstville?
Fucking mainlander heartless gook insect scum
>>79470613
Go ahead.
I wrote it along with the article this morning. Some of my labor voting friends didnt find it funny
>>79470636
who the fuck calls hotdogs chili dogs?
>>79466548
wtf is snag some kind of giant aussie animal?
>>79470636
Sausages made of Noses, Assholes, Guts and Stuff.
SNAGS.
They either need to fix the size of the polling booths ofr the size of the senate sheet. That thing is like twice the size of the booth.
>not posting voting
There are literally no disadvantages.
>>79466548
FUCK OFF MATE - AS I STATED IN THE LAST THREAD AT MIDDAY ALL THE SNAGS AT MY POLLING STATION WERE GONE.
YEAH, I AM MAD. MAD AS HELL.
I hope everyone here voted for all the right wing shitlord parties in the Senate today
>>79466548
I'm not so poor that i need handouts you stupid faggot.
>>79470869
The lack of a sausage sanga.
>>79470723
everyone, that is everyone that has chili on their hotdog
baka
>>79467079
> a chunk of change
>$20
>>79470901
>tfw none of them are represented in my district
>>79470694
They spit in the fucking kitchen sinks, like a hock a big one.
fucking trash race of people, they are soulless little gooks and they all look the same with the same fucking haircut
Just got back lads, voted for One Nation and Rise Up in the senate. Savor that democratic feel and thank god you live in the best country on Earth.
I tried to vote but had to abort, 20 minute wait and no scent of snags in the air, only communists with their beards and pamphlets. I'll try later, it's just round the corner.
>>79470923
I can make my own anytime I want without risk of ingesting some exotic gook parasite.
>>79466548
THIS JUST IN: RECENT STUDIES FOUND THAT ANOREXIC AUSTRALIANS ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY LATEST VOTING POLICY
>>79466548
fuckin oath, got premium snag sanga this time around too.
Manned the barbie for my kids school this morning lads comfy morning cooking bacon and eggs and shit talking with geriatrics
>>79470901
Absolutely.
Labor and green posters everywhere so I had no choice but to be a contrarian faggot.
I never vote because it only costs me $20 and the way I see it is that it takes a bit over an hour to vote, I earn more than that in an hour of work and I value my time much more highly than my money.
Plus there's no way I can stop the Greens from winning my seat again so why even bother? Fucken lefties everywhere in Smellbourne.
>>79470636
>american
>neutral accent
>literally speaking through your nose
>>79471418
Good on you
>>79471519
What is the Senate?
>mfw the only thing I get from voting is a barely functioning government which adds billions to the ever increasing national debt
I wish they'd stop handing those out every election day actually.
Just voted for One Nation at number 1. Did I do good /pol/
>>79467536
Fucking rich people
>>79470636
It's because our snags are made from meat not a mix of ground up horse penis and chinese people
What are you drinking tonight boys?
>>79468227
>>79468422
>>79468917
>>79470355
>tfw train stops at Hurstville during peak hour
>you will never a nice hot snag
>>79471834
do you have the one of him for eurocup 2012 where he was saying injusticia but the caption was "jews did this"?
>>79467079
So much so that whoever gets placed into the top spot on the ballot (the ballot order is a random draw) get's higher than expected votes because of how many people donkey vote, ie filling the ballot out in order of 1 to whatever in the order they appear.
>>79472135
Got a couple of a longnecks of New and a bottle of scotch.
>>79471834
do you have the one of him from the 2012 eurocup where he was saying injusticia but the caption read "jews did this"?
>>79472135
Slab of Tooheys Old
>>79471858
You did alright.
I put LDP 1, because they want to abolish coercive psychiatry and I want the federal government out of my life.
But I put One Nation 2nd in the Senate because fuck the moose-limbs.
/aus/pol/ Senate Strawpoll
Who did you/will you vote for?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
Vote
>>79466548
Mine had just run out of onions but it was still breddy gud.
>>79466548
MUH GENDERS
>>79468833
Ku Klux just needs bed sheets
Black face is also easy, bonus points if you bring KFC and watermelon
>>79467994
He didn't want it to look like he was sucking a dick.
i know who i'm voting for
>>79472135
Homebrew Cooper's Pale Ale clone.
>>79472204
I got u senpai
Idek cunt
>>79472639
>>79472694
>>79472473
>problem hair
>problem glasses
>into the trash it goes
voted under the line for the senate and got to 45 lmao. Didn't touch Labor or Greens
>>79472183
>>79472396
>no katter
Its almost as if you don't want to make australia great again
>>79473364
I voted family first but don't know why i'm not even christian
>>79468833
Go as /pol/ or blackface in a prison outfit
>>79468469
>Cunt'S never had a snag
>cunt thinks he knoes freedom
>>79468833
Dress sandnigger and bring bomb also extra points for Vicki ficki
>>79470920
most places charge. I got mine for 2 dollarydoos
>>79472135
Tooheys old m8
>>79470727
Snag sanga = sausage in bread
Get with the lingo cobba
>>79472767
danke
>tfw you went to vote too early to get a snag
Oh well, it's worth it since I don't have to wait in line while some 80 year old fuck who's voted every fucking year still doesn't know the procedure.
>>79472135
> what are you drinking tonight boys?
Bill Shorten and Sarah Hanson Youngs tears. And a mix of Pauline Hanson and Jacqui Lambies fanny juices as they will be cumming buckets tonight
Note: for American posters. Fanny means something different down under.
>>79475040
to be fair, the procedure has now changed for the senate.
>>79472135
Captain morgan spiced black rum with vanilla coke.
Gonbegood
>>79468814
Wtf is grouse? Is it like gross?
>>79475163
Changed from 1-50 to 1-12
Fucking wew lad indeed
Also when the fuck did the ballot become full of so many fuckin commies
>>79466548
Are they shitty beef or chicken sausages or based pork sausage?
>>79468833
Obama with a hijab on
>>79466548
ARE YOU CHALLENGING AMERICA TO A FUCKING COOK OFF? IS THAT IT? LETS DO THIS MOTHER FUCKER!
I voted at the Swinburne uni in Hawthorn. Just an outdoor kiosk
>>79475199
it means good
>>79466548
I got my democracy sausage today. Other countries are you even trying?
>tfw had to pay $2.50 for a below average sausage
>>79468833
/pol/-tan
>What does your cucked country give you for voting?
A society capable of controlling its fauna, like every other human society ever, because that's normally a baseline requirement for civilization to exist.
>>79468833
a white fucking male who doesn't feel any guilt about slavery
>>79469744
Mine was $2, with the money going to the school. So not too bad.
>>79472135
Carlton Draught cos im a tasteless pleb
Fuck off cunt, there wasn't a snagshed when I voted, just some old cunt who told me to vote labor.
That should would never fly under Hanson, she knows snags and booze bring people together
>>79475199
Grouse bonza mate
>>79470901
No One Nation for muh Senate so had to go with Nick Xenomorph Team as number one.
For the house I went with:
1. One Nation
2. ALA
3. LDP
POWER GAP
98. Liberals
99. Labor
100. Greens
>>79466548
Why do Australians enjoy putting large amounts of meat in their votes as a reward for voting?
>>79467497
Kebab booths
>>79476331
>No shooters and fishers
>>79472135
Jamesons.
>his voting booth doesn't even have a knife surrender bin
Lmao fucking cucks
>>79466708
Can't you absent vote?
Just got back from voting. In the senate I did
1 ALA
2 One Nation
3 Rise Up
4 Sustainable Australia
5 Australian Christians
6 Fred Niles Christian Democratic Party
How'd I do?
>>79476474
They were 4th. My electorate is pretty shitty.
>tfw no based katter party to vote for
>>79466548
>jealous of aus
I think ill go hunting tomorrow after buying a moderately gory video game on steam with my internet connection that goes over 1mb/s, and then refrain from voting and not get fined.
>>79476714
>ALA
You got Jew'd m8.
>>79476714
>rise up
>fred nile
you flunked the voting challenge mate, both of those are retarded if entertaining to watch
>>79476869
>be american
>get shot
Enjoy Madame President comrade.
>>79476877
they support Israel over Palestine which is good
>>79476885
both are based parties senpai
>>79475973
What?
>>79472135
jim bean drank half last night now ima finish her
>>79466548
>only done in the morning when the lines are full
>getting up early on a saturday to stand in line with the other cucks
fuck that
>>79466548
Today starts a 3 day weekend just for being American, plebs
In my seaside town, there's free burgers, dogs, and you're allowed to light off fireworks on the beach
>>79470355
Glad I moved the fuck out of hurstville.
>>79472135
Jim
>>79476059
I could smell that snags, couldn't find it so I missed out..would've been good hangover food.
Going for the next best thing bogan chips and gravy.
>>79477936
Have a great Independence weekend Ameribro.
>>79477936
Enjoy it before the bean niggers destroy everything.
>>79466548
We get free tamales
>>79477272
>they support Israel over Palestine which is good
Why should an Aussie care about foreign subhumans and their far-away feuds?
>>79478101
Thanks buddy
What should we pick up tomorrow?
https://www.fireworks.com/pages/popular-effects-phantom/
>>79477936
>allowed
Oh say can you sing!!
http://melbourne.backpage.com/Domination/election-day-special-50-discount-on-corporal-punishment-sessions-for-liberal-voters/17132165
>half price BDSM for Aussie voters
Are you even trying, other democracies?
>>79478624
Chrysanthemum and Panoramic.
>>79467079
Our local house of representative ballot was fucking shit so me and the misses just wrote Donald Trump on the paper.
>>79478788
Most places, especially up north are cucked in the fireworks department m8
Back in PA, the only think you can get are pleb tier shit like sparklers, poppers, and these gay ass snakes
>>79478826
Fucking degenerate Melbourne.
>>79472135
Penfolds Grange, because I'm not a NEET like you ratbags.
>>79466548
They could be gifted an Australian but that's like being handed a turd that constantly spews more shit, so they don't bother and just vote without needing a fucking handout to convince them you weak sperm extract mongoloid.
>>79478484
because like 90% of faggots here they vote for who /pol/ tells them too
I can put my sausage in Australian buns
>>79479522
>>79468678
Democracy sausage has nothing to do with that you dumb fuck.
>>79479482
>they vote for who /pol/ tells them too
That's weird, because other than the slight annoyance that is this thread, nobody here gives a fuck about Australian politics nor your need to get bribed with food just to vote.
>>79479522
>>79479120
bit of a poofta mate?
>>79479120
Fucking poof. You better at least be playing goon of fortune.
>>79466548
You pay taxes for that? lol
>>79480432
No. It varies but most of them are put on by either charities or the school itself and the money goes to them.
>>79480653
ah that's cool
Told my friend to put swatikasom his ballot for $20.
And he actually did it
>absolute madman
>>79466548
No, because in Los Angeles we have Mexicans cooking the same shit on every street corner.
And our sausages aren't full of kangaroo meat.
>>79480893
Here's his senate paper
>>79480893
>he didn't put a 1 down for katter
Your mates a poof.
>>79480925
>hail
>not heil
You had one fucking job mate.
>>79480893
Retarded. Not even funny in a dumb mate the absolute madman way.
Are you kidding? This is what it looks like at Costco, everyday, just so people can buy a hotdog for $1.50.
>>79480018
Is it considered normal to be raped by emus inyour country? are they like our mehmets?
>>79480988
Fuck mate it's not me. My friend is a dipshit tradie
>>79466548
4/10
>when your country is so shit that you resort to 3rd world gimmicks.
food to vote? seriously, this sounds like something a third world would do for their yearly/monthly rations.
>>79466548
C-could I have a snag in bread, m-mate?
>>79468422
sounds awful
you know kasich's digestive system is totally impacted throughout with putrified meat to the point he smells like a rotten corpse. He probably sweats rendered fat droplets and you can hear him wheezing as he stands still
>>79481108
Only tourists get raped by wildlife.
>>79481182
See >>79480653
>>79467521
>there would be enough money to have sausage sizzles every weekend
Not if the government organised it
I got a fucking burger bun for my sausage.
The sausage was pretty good but fuck those shitty buns they were handing out.
>>79472367
Pleb beer.
>>79476003
I go everywhere as that.
>>79467497
Bankstown reporting. There was a sizzle but they were like $3 or 4 a pop and I wasn't hungry
>>79466548
I-I get an "I Voted!" sticker...
Most Australians care more for sausages than politics.
>>79466548
a sense of civic duty fulfilled, and a demand for £329 from my fucking old house leccy company
never registering again
>>79472313
it should be randomized
>want to watch the news coverage of the election with the senpai
>but also want to see /pol/'s reaction to stuff
>tfw no tablet or phone to browse pol on
>>79481804
>the smell of cooking onions and barbecue snags didn't make him hungry
Are you a total faggot m8 or just genderqueer?
We get a bomb. Haha, poor plebs.
What in the god damn fuck is a snag
>>79470752
Did you vote for the mystery party? There was literally one on their with no name.
I'm not saying its ayys but its ayys
>>79466548
Sausages for voting? That's not halal. Expect that to come to an end soon pal.
>>79481988
Check out my bicentenary digits pham
>>79482031
a sausage you fool.
>>79482079
halal 100% beef sausages can be introduced. the tradition will survive under the caliphate m8.
>>79466548
Brilliant! Scare away all the Muslim and Jewish voters by giving every voter a mandatory sausage.
>>79482079
exactly! it's not very fucking tolerant if your meat hasn't been barbarically sacrificed to satan, and is considered unclean by medevil desert savages
>>79471029
Fucking hate the commies so fucking rude when you don't take their trash pamphlet
>>79482038
Shit there was? Still I would have been too scared of the hidden Jew to vote it.
>>79467079
Yeah, I had to put the sex party for number 6 on the senate slip because I ran out of ideas
>>79466548
>it's an australian redditor pandering to americans thread
you should literally kill yourself
you are cancer
>>79481980
Got a 3DS or Wii U?
>>79473724
Immigration. Did a sidewithpoll and they were closer to my thoughts on immigrant
>no refugees out out out
>>79482512
All the christian parties are cucked on matters of race and immigration.
You got fooled if some Artificial Intelligence Jew told you different.
>>79472135
GOAT
>>79466548
fake and gay. They don't have sausages in their mouths, but they've got them up their assholes.
>>79472135
Glen Grant. Playing the election drinking game
>>79472473
The fuck, always the greens with the problem glasses, rancid teeth and faggot hair, fire up the fucking ovens
>>79482637
ADELAIDE
D
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A
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>>79466548
I get harassed bec@use I have changed my address in between the last 2 cycles and my vote just gets thrown away. I vote Republican and I am in Kansas
>>79475198
>Captain morgan spiced black rum
oh OOOHOOO SAYLOORRRR, aren't we menly men here on our boat with no womens
literaly the gayest drink ever made, ya fucking poofter
>>79482275
Sex Party want 50% of Parliament to be women, you fucked up
>>79476385
We love the sausage
>>79466548
I got cookies during the 2008 election over here.
There was a paperclip in it. I voted for Hillary out of spite for my fucking country.
I wish I were actually free, not told that I am.
>>79466795
What do you expect living in Carlton? Gook central and they all get to vote aswell.....
>australia is more american than us
>>79466548
>we get a fucking snag in bread.
Did he stroke out while writing this?
>>79467019
>>What does your cucked country give you for voting?
>>79486575
>never heard of snag in bread before
>>79467019
It should be illegal to do something like that to an innocent rifle.
