Are you looking forward to the new Civ game?
>>79457042
>Hojo
>Not Oda Nobunaga
>>79457519
>Nobunaga
>not Tokugawa
>>79457042
Teddy got fat...
>Cleopatra
>White
>>79457042
>cleopatra
>not black
B-B-BUT WE... WE WUZ KANGZ!!!
>>79457042
>teddy roosevelt
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>79457042
Wonder which milquetoast German leader they're going to pick instead of the most famous one.
>>79457563
Screw it
>Emperor Meiji
>>79457707
>No andrew Jackson
He would be a god among mortals in that game.
>>79457955
>he unironically wants the shittiest leader germany ever had as a leader in Civ just because he's famous
No thanks, I'll take actually competent ones.
>>79457955
watch it be Holy Roman Empire instead of Germany
>>79458257
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>>79458073
That's only ever happened once. Germany has lurched from incompetent leader to incompetent leader like a drunkard heading from bar to pub to bar again.
>>79457042
hojo? no based nobunaga ?that nigga beat a rival group that came to fuck up his city then lead a war on the capital and won but we get hojo
Shit rehashed game for retards
>>79457042
The last 100 games I played as germany against all Black AI. never gets old.
>>79457042
why do they look sims 3 tier?
>>79458073
>see post
>see flag
makes sense
>>79457656
She was actually Macedon, soo.. neither black nor white, but a nice swarthy Mediterranean tint
>>79457563
fuck you Nobunaga put guns to extremelly good use and died at the hands of Kyoto, the man deserves to be in a game
>>79457042
AYO HOL UP
>>79458363
This.
At least play a paradox game. Civ is so boring and shitty
>>79457955
They'll pick the best one against: Bismarck
>>79458073
>Hitler
>Not worse than Merkel
Merkel is delivering death blows to your country. Wake the fuck up.
>cleopatra
Her special is gonna be fucking other leaders? I thought austria laready had that one
>>79459120
hehehe... like most women in history, she'll fuck whoever has the most to offer
>>79457650
she was greek. the ruling class of egypt was greek after Alexander the great took over.
>>79459190
>fucking women desu
Civ 4 was god-tier. It just went way downhill from there.
>>79458972
>literally who
>>79457955
Likely Bismarck (the best one overall) or Wilhelm II.
>>79459244
I like the trade route system and ideology social policy system in V, decent graphics and multiple expansions as well as extra maps, dcs and mods. But yes the 4th was brilliant.
>>79459367
>Not knowing who Bismarck is
The fuck do they teach in schools these days?
>>79459367
>>79457042
Leaders we need:
t.Alberto
Frederick the Great
Shaka Zulu
Augustus
Trudeau
Ragnarr
Sun Tzu
Kamehameha
Trump
Isabella
>>79459367
> Denmark
> never having heard of Bismarck
Did you skip high school or something?
>>79457042
>not eisenhower
gay
>>79459367
>Denmark education
>>79458888
>doesn't know about Nobunaga's Ambition
>>79457042
Dat triforce doe
>>79457042
Alte Fritz lets go
Jack Is shit. Pic related Is what I prefer.
for Germany, Charles the Great.
>Queen Victoria
I was honestly hoping for a PM this time, preferably Salisbury or Pitt
>>79459671
>not nixon
even gayer
>>79457604
they confused him and Taft.
>>79457042
1st for Ian Smith mod
>>79460337
what about thatcher
or how about a fucking king
I would love a modern Civ
>Angela Merkel has invited everyone from the State of Islam to live and mingle.
>Trudeau does not attack.
>Hillary Clinton accepts small personal gifts to remain peaceful and will also provide valuable technology in exchange
>Your country has adopted the religion of peace. Your buildings will now be blown up at random intervals.
>>79459633
Well we don't learn about WW1 much in school since it wasn't our problem.
That being said, he should know about Otto and Wilhelm at least.
>>79459367
It was a boat.
>>79457650
she was white.
But not that white. That's a bit silly.
Sun tans people.
>>79458781
Ancient Macedonians were pale as fuck senpai, everybody that encountered Alexander's army described them as being almost all blonds and redheads
>>79460388
5 star general and supreme allied commander vs. some poof actor?
PFFFFTHAHA
>>79457042
Civ games need to be RTSs and not this fucking honeycomb TBS BS
>>79457042
Unless they return the combat to being like civ 4, no.
>>79457042
If they add Ronald Reagan for USA, and he new civ of Texas with Sam Houston and Mirabeau Lamar
>>79459367
>Denmark was a mistake
T. Otto Van Bismarck
>>79458281
Looks fine to me, except Roosevelt being taft for some reason, and Hojo for Japan
>>79458394
>play out an entire game as russia against an assortment of colored folk
>get to the modern era
>only 4 uranium on the entire map
infuriating
>>79457042
>tfw they put in putin for russia
>tfw his "bonus" is everyone starts off agressive to you
>>79460465
that seems op as hell
>>79462358
>+1 food and production in the late game
>op
what? by the time i research radar i'm ready to end the game
>>79460388
Where does this Nixon being the greatest leader of the nation meme come from?
US gets teddy so im satisfied
>>79460540
Thatcher was a joke
>>79463469
Nixon is just cool
Can we make a petition for them to put in Nixon?
>>79462716
You get +1 food and production from the start not at radio
>>79457604
That's called bear mode
>>79457707
Teddy was objectively the best President
>>79462716
You get paratroopers at radio m8, not food and production. That's pretty good desu.
>>79458543
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed by that
>>79457955
Bismarck is always a good choice. They could go with one of the Holy Roman emperors
> Frederick the Great
> Ivan the Terrible
> Not Montezuma again
> Joan of Arc
Oh god PLEASE
I want my Queenfu in the game pls
>>79458073
No, it looks like a android/iphone game, literally all they needed to do was make Civ V with more depth.
>>79457042
When is Canada going to make it into one of these games?
>>79461578
voltaire was a reddit-tier thinker
>>79459367
retard
>>79468728
Kek
>>79460337
>Pitt the elder
>not Lord Palmerston
weew lad
>>79457042
They should make the Brits OP and the nigs really shit to mimic real lives' civilisations.
>>79459633
Bismarck and pre-1914 European history other than France and Britain isn't taught in Canada, in his defense. He should still know who he is if he's on /pol/ though
>>79472826
There is no British faction anon, just the English.
>>79457042
>those graphics
>>79457042
is pixar doing this civ game?
>>79457955
Probably Bismarck. Or Frederick Barbarossa if they go further back
>>79458073
You're right, why would they have Merkel? That'd just be stupid.
>>79458947
saved
>>79460465
>Breadbasket of Africa
Yeah, just fuck Egypt why not?
>>79459367
ever wondered why your country is so small?
Bismarck is why.
>>79474129
Rhodesia/Zimbabwe has more fertile land than Egypt and exported far more until Mugabe's regime ruined it.
>>79465384
>landgrabber
>good
>>79473665
Fo real. Looks like a huge step down. How are they gonna make sfm porn now?
>>79473047
Dude they teach us this in Brazil why the fuck not in Canada?
>>79474730
We touch on Ancient Greece, very briefly on Rome, do a full unit on India, and then it's all First Nations history and then Canadian history, then do the world wars and touch briefly on the Cold War and Russian revolution. In fairness we touch on the HRE and English Civil War and Napoleon but again it's very brief, the focus is on First Nations and Canadian history.
>>79457707
>>79458038
Teddy's pretty based desu
>>79460783
>Bismark
>WWI
>>79474730
History teaching is shit here. Some people fantasise about being their country's dictator. Me, I fantasise about becoming education minister so I can fix this shit.
>>79474350
Heres a hint: it's not because it's naturally fertile land, just that Africans suck at farming and strip the land
>>79475117
Strangely enough we focused on the fucking Morocco Crisis longer than the HRE. We didn't do the Second Reich or Italy at all, I had to teach the teacher how the peninsula was unified and why Mussolini's March on Rome was set uo the same as the March in Rome in the 1800s, as well as what the Brothers War/German unification
>people complain about leaders not appearing in newest game
>even if they appeared in the last game
inb4 Civ 5 was shit
>>79468248
they should have had the British Empire rather than just England
>>79475443
If they do just England then they can justify charging money for a Celtic/Irish/Scottish DLC
>>79475443
We could have Mackenzie King as leader
And then we could have Quebec with Maurice Duplessis or Henri Bourassa
>>79457042
>Teddy Roosevelt
FUCKING SOLD
>>79475532
>Anyone but General Curie
Step up
>>79475635
He never held political power though
>>79457955
It'd be a financial disaster to have hitler, sadly.
Which is weird, because the previous games had Stalin and Mao no problemo
>>79458888
Nice quads
>>79475793
>(((weird)))
>>79475793
(((Some people))) are very sensitive to these sorts of things
>>79457955
>praying for Merkel
>>79458971
This tbpqhwyfam
>>79461117
>almost all blonds and redheads
Wut? I call bullshit on this.
I'd like Roosevelt more if the Spanish-American Was hadn't been under completely horseshit pretenses and he hadn't spoiled the 1912 election and let that kike puppet Wilson win.
>>79463670
They made him too chubby though...
:^( Shame...
>>79457955
Frederick the Great
>>79476046
das rite, we wuz macedons n sheit, da wite man just lyin to u bcuz he got no culture
>>79476329
Dude I have brown hair and Blue eyes. This is not a matter of if they were white or not.
The Macedons were indeed white. However, his description indicated features that do not coincide to the archeological evidence (i.e. vases, artifacts, etc).
>>79458016
Fuck that
> General MacArthur
>>79476063
(((William Randolph Hearst))) is to blame
>No Israel and benyamin netanyahu
Shit game.
>>79457042
Whose ready to fuck shit up as Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt?
>>79475117
Where the hell do you live? We learnt some Greek, Romanian and Egyptian history but then it's just pure british empire stuff and how we were the best and saved Europe in two world wars
>>79457042
They finally realized that Washington was an inept military leader and a career politician himself.
>put hitler in game
>creates a huge controversy without really doing anything wrong
>people freak out about it
>sell a million copies to all the retards who want to complain
>roll in the money
>it all blows over in a few months
It's literally free money, I have no idea why it's taking them so long.
>>79479428
>Put Hitler in game
>some Mediterranean boat carving wikipedia page called /pol/ starts making videos of Hitler fucking up jews and other minorities
>goes viral
>can't use the Civilisation brand name for another 10 years
>>79457519
>>79457563
>not Toyotomi Hideyoshi
>>79457042
>hojo
what the fuck, he's irrelevent, give us Nobunaga or Ieyasu for fucks sakes
Doesn't matter who they pick, those designs are simply ugly.
>>79460846
D-don't mention that thing, again
>>79459367
>danish """""education"""""
literally the man who made Germany
>>79457042
>Hojo
but why?
>>79475325
>implying whitey didn't steal all the fertile soil when he left
its like you cant even bix nood
>>79457042
Everything coming after Civ 4 is crap.
>>79459598
>>79459598
Putin should be on that list
>>79458073
Is there something in Germany's water or something...? This is depressing.
>>79459529
>say sorry for colonization
>say sorry for winning against the French
>say sorry for deporting the Acadians
>say sorry for war
>say sorry the holocaust
>say sorry for winning
>say sorry for being awesome
>>79473047
We learnt about Rome, Greece and Francia? Does that count?
>>79478452
>Romanian
>>79475793
>((()))
>>79459598
>not Comrade Sanders the Jewish
>>79460714
Even better
>killing trudeau makes you lose the game
>>79459367
Remember 1864?
Who will lead France, then ?
>>79460714
Every turn, Trudeau sends you a diplomatic message to inform you about what the current year is.
>>79481003
This. If they didn't want to go with Tokugawa again, and didn't want to reuse Oda from Civ V, they should have gone with Hideyoshi. Dude was a fucking monkey man with a mean streak, would have made for an awesome military civ.
>>79489177
If you kill Trudeau, he wins!
>>79457042
>Ugly cartoon tier females
>>79459367
Idiot. Sandneger
Yes. I love Civ. I don't even mind the art style, I think its nice
>Playing this garbo instead of Amplitutde 4x games
>>79490415
are you fapping to them or fighting them
>>79457563
Tokugawa fags leave
>>79458915
WUZ
>>79457042
Is that a proper crown Victoria is wearing? I thought the English monarch crowns were different, more fancy.
>>79459367
This is why Denmark shouldn't exist anymore
General Piłsudski when?
>>79489518
Napoleon like always
>>79489518
Petan
>>79457042
What Facebook game is this?
>>79460929
You imbecile. The nobility has never considered tanned skin to be a positive.
It's only in the past ~60 years that people have found tanned skin to be aesthetically appealing.
Anyone in Cleopatra's position at the time would have done her utmost to stay away from the sun and keep her skin as fair as possible.
Is Isalbel the most redpilled leader of civ?
>Remove merchant
>Remove kebab
>Ended usury
>Burnt degenerate
>>79481003
>Not Hideo Kojima
>>79457042
I don't like the new graphic style at all.
>>79457042
>Cleopatra is white
lies. She was an African queen
>>79457042
No WE guy?
It's shit.
>>79459367
>Danish education
>>79457042
They better add Pim for The Netherlands
>>79457042
>same thread title
>same thread text
Nice marketing thread
>>79497143
forgot one post by this ID
/pol/ is dead
>>79457955
Frederick the Great
>>79489518
Richelieu
>>79457042
Looks like total ass. They weren't even trying when they were making this.
>>79493213
>Classical aesthetics are the same as medieval ones
>I claim to be an expert on anything
They were a fucking mediterranean civilisation you utter retard, in case you haven't noticed people tend to be naturally tanned in the region.
The painting you're showing to us as evidence meant to prove that your theory regarding what was perceived as beautiful in ancient times is right tells us absolutely nothing, as the piece of art in question was created in the 19th century - different era, different customs, different beauty standards.
>>79497657
looks like tf2 tier minamialistic textures
the only thing is it doesn't fucking work for a game like this
>>79457656
We should push BLM to push for having a black cleopatra.
"Cleopatra was black, don't rewrite history, WE WERE KK..."
>>79493213
>>79498075
>They were a fucking mediterranean civilisation you utter retard, in case you haven't noticed people tend to be naturally tanned in the region.
Tanning nowadays is associated with having time to go to the beach, it's a luxury to be tanned.
Back in the old times when people were mostly farmers or fishermen they stenp most their workday outside so they got tanned while working. Tanning back then was assossiated with the poor workers, people with no means to protect themselves from the burning sun.
Rich people had slaves to hold umbrellas over them, a rich array of clothes to cover themselves, and they could spend most of their day inside or under the shadow.
In India the lower casts are still the blackest while the upper casts are the lighter.
>>79457042
>Cleopatra is white
HOL UP
>>79457042
Why is Teddy so fucking fat
I mean sure he was a big dude but what the fuck, that's ridiculous
Also I wonder if they're going to portray Victoria's personality accurately
>>79481214
The Hojo aren't irrelevant. They essentially took over and ruled the Shogunat until 1333 as governors after the first Shogun died.
>>79497060
RIP Pim
>>79457955
can you mod Hitler into Civ?
>>79475793
>>79457955
are there any games that do feature Hitler?
Should I expect Isabel la Católica as the Spanish ruler?
>>79457519
>>79481003
>>79496022
>>79457563
>not takumi fujiwara
>>79457563
>not Toyota Kawasaki
They really need to make a better AI. It's bullshit when raising diffuculty level only gives you arbitrary penalties and arbitrary bonuses for dumb opponents.
Unless they make it interesting to play against a higher level ai, I'm not buying it.
>>79503468
I think it is now, in Civ5
>>79503468
She has been the ruler of all civs. So it is a given
>>79457042
>Cleopatra
>Not a nigger
>B-b-b-but we wuz kangs.
>Dats Racist!!!!
>>79497657
Looks like fucking Farmville
>>79497060
What could have been.
>>79497657
2006, we meet again.
>>79476046
There were some, never read most. Reas Arrian, he has the best account and decribes the army in all of its phases. Conquest and Empire go into some detail as well.
There was is example that stands out I have read time again. Alexander had a general named Cloitus as well as an admiral named Cloitus. To destinguish the two he called one the blonde and one the brunette, in reference to their hair color.
Most of his auxiliary from Thrace would probably be red head, though. It was a major characteristic of Thracians.
>>79467241
>>79459416
didn't they already have Bismarck?
>>79460459
>>79504624
Sometimes they repeat leaders
>>79503459
hearts of iron series
>>79497657
If u look at civ 5 screenshots they look ugly as well but in game they r fine. Not a fan of the leader scene backgrounds though
>>79457604
Not fat, barrel chested.
>>79498075
>painting [...] as evidence
No, that painting was just bait, and only came to my mind because of the association between Alexandria and Cleopatra
Also, see >>79501115
>>79503412
Their is a Hitler mod for civ 5 on steam workshop
>still no Serbian civ
>still not buying it
I must stand by my principles
>>79501914
>Victoria
>most powerful woman in history
>Catherine the Great or Maria Theresia were less powerful
>>79457042
Fireaxes said the A.I. will be have like their historical counterpart.
Does this mean Cleopatra will fuck the first one to conquer her country?
>>79505563
Yes.
An empire under the sun and all that
>>79457042
Choices seem ok so far. Can't say I'm a big fan of their more cartoony approach to the visual style, but I suppose I'll be able to deal with it as long as the gameplay itself is entertaining.
Jewish civ
UA
>get a cut from every trade deal made
>once you meet American civ it becomes yours to command
UU
>buldozer
>can build settlements in other peoples territory
>destroys improvements twice as fast
>>79505734
>Does this mean Cleopatra will fuck the first one to conquer her country?
ITT: people who never played Civ and don't understand how the leader system works.
It's not necessarily the "best" leader, it's the one who has a personality that makes the game the most interesting when interacting with the AI
if every single leader was a great military commander the game would be way more simplistic
Release the genghis
>>79505914
Her empire was larger, yes, but the UK was and is a democracy with not that much power in the hands of the monarch, whereas Catherine the Great or Maria Theresia held almost absolute power.
Dont you guys find it funny that the Jews were never represented in Civ games?
I mean they have a shitload of history and influence during the ages but they never got a playable civ.
>>79506184
Civ's entire AI system is total fucking ass. You have Ghandi warmongering and dropping nuclear bombs, countries you've allied for hundreds of years with turn on you with the drop of a hat and so on. Do you think they give the AI the actual personalities of the leaders they represent or something? It's just code.
>>79503459
Persona 2 I guess.
>hojo
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>79457042
nope
>>79506473
Ghandi being a piece of shit is the best part of civ, it's more of a running joke at this point.
>>79506473
>You have Ghandi warmongering and dropping nuclear bombs
That's a bug from the first game that they deliberately kept as an easter egg
>>79457042
>playing a civ game ever when it just gets more and more dumbed down with each iteration
Just play alpha Centauri. It's still leagues ahead of the civ series in every way
>>79506460
Because they are like gypsies. Literally,they are just the minority in other civs,and most of the Israel history,seems to be biblical memes
>>79505541
sry for being from an uncivilised area
>>79457519
>Not Hideo Kojima
>>79505734
Something like that, yes. Her ai is apparently set to get all buddy buddy with some nearby militaristic civs and then jave them be her protection so she can avoid having to build up her own military.
>>79507565
Thank you.
>>79503459
>>79506529
man, Persona 2 was really prophetic
>elder gods, Hitler with Spear of Destiny and meme magic
>>79493213
them fucking man feet god damn greek no wonder you was faggots
>>79457519
This kills the Oda.
>>79509151
Are you a manlet? Is that why you're intimidated by stronk wymins?
>>79460846
>>79459008
ben carson must have some german blood
>>79493213
dafuq is that on the upper left corner ?
>ayy lmao
>>79458619
>>79488015
>>79468176
>>79459008
>Hitlerboos so mad they can't deal with the fact that Hitler was an utterly incompetent leader whose only talent was making speeches
Never gets old.
>>79509296
i don't like men feet my Swiss rolled friend
>>79503772
>Not Nissan Skyline
>>79457042
Thank you Firaxis for not fucking up this game. It looks like it's going to be the best Civilization so far.
But I fear we will need a /pol/ anti-we-wuz-kangz-mod for the next one
>>79509976
>being this brainwashed
hopefully it will get old someday
>>79511032
What exactly did Hitler achieve? He started a war on two fronts, lost it, got Germany razed to the ground and subjugated to USA and USSR.
>>79474350
Egypt is the traditional breadbasket of the Mediterranean.
>people unironically want Hitler in the game
Can someone explain this meme for me?
He turned Germany into shit and vassal state for less than 20 years
>But he tried his best until the end
No one cares
Mao and Stalin are in the game because they succeed, no one cares about losers
>>79504984
God, fucking this.
I hope the backgrounds are just a placeholder, they look like shit.
>>79506271
He was so bad in 5 they need to make him take more land when he captures cities or something
>>79493245
Yes.
>>79511418
>What exactly did Hitler achieve?
Won in Poland, Denmark, Norway, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Yugoslavia, Greece with minimal loses
>>79510410
>not driftu kingu
>grip driving
I bet you're not even a space boy.
>>79458073
>I'll take actually competent ones.
So there will be a blank space for Germany?
>>79457042
>tfw even the Beyond Earth squad looked more human-like than the Civ6 bullshit
>>79513630
>He beat cuck countries, but not the heavy hitters
>>79514127
Well then Soviets, UK and USA are the biggest cucks cause they all needed to team up to beat a cuck country beating up other cuck countries
>>79489518
The one and only.
