>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
First for Robert
LAST THREAD FOR ME SOMEONE TAKE OVER
>calling in Graffiti
>GRAFFITI
drugs and guns in the females apartment
>>79380813
i cant, i've got shit to do.
in fact, im off now.
>if people dont pay me rent, i'll shoot them
fuuuuuuuuuck
Fuq this shit is retarded actually
>>79380813
10 - 4 Robert
>DRUGS AND GUNS IN FEMALE APARTMENT
>"if they don't pay up she's gonna shoot them
>yeeus
reccing dark ambient for listening to
Who is Robert? Or is that like some 1 Adam 12 shit?
>>79380866
>>79380744
>>79380844
nice dubs
>>79380986
https://soundcloud.com/dubs-market
First for police dog
>ARF ARF MOTHERFUCKER - t. Anon
>>79380986
You find that on FaceFaceBook?
>dude with gunshot wound to the right arm
>>79381022
checked
kek at the cop who plays runescape
>>79381015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZ8xI9YykY
>>79380949
Looked it up. "Arrest Made".
Is 4chan breaking again?
Man with all this shit going on in Chicago, they should look the other way when it comes to marijuana.
You guys think these sick fucks smoke bath salts?
>FINGERPRINTS ON THE WINDOW
*sigh*
>N I G E L
>>79380744
it was a mistake to try and finnish a second sheet. if any one needs the fresh red or blue one hit me up. feed me (you)
>did we just hear Robert call in a body....
> this is awesome.
WHO IS THIS QT3.14 officer. will send hallmark card.
>>79381250
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
>>79381250
>>79381277
>black male not on free square
I got so comfy tonight, ate ice cream, a bunch of comfort foods, now my tummy hurts.
>>79380744
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
So did something big happen in Chicago or is it just becoming the 2nd Detroit?
Good night, sweet prince.
>>79381363
ah i was gaming the red shirt and blood together so I'm begging for the blood drive by . praise kek.
Absolute madman
>>79381112
come fuck with me, i'm in w329 in edgeville
>taking garbage out of baskets and leaving it in the streets
in other words, he's making his bed
>nigger rolling around in garbage making a big mess
Garbage day!
>throwing trash about
These niggas chimping out
>black male throwing garbage into the street
">black
>black
>black
>black
>black
making a big mess"
>shirtless black male taking trash out of trash cans and "making a big mess", last seen headed westbound
>>79381449
exceptional chimpouts over July 4th weekend
>vandalism
>kids being dicks
O boy some one steal a car and i win.
>>79381567
>Such a bad movie.
>that ominous "motherfucker"
>you motherfuckers
did i just hear that?
you mutha fuckaaas.
You motherfuckeeeeer...
Motherfucker
>>79381687
and now, silence...
Did a cop just say " You motherfuckers?" are these guys drunk?
MOTHERFUCKER
>MOTHERFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKER
>MOTHERFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKER
>MOTHERFUCKER
>>79381277
Postan old bingo
>motherfuckers
listening to LAPD dispatch; less "exciting" but more enjoyable just because I know the places discussed.
>>79381690
what did he mean by this
>he was in the stolen red truck with a mic?
>>79381558
Sorry I dont have an account
parents were control freaks back in the day and so I missed out on the glory years
>you motherfuuuuckers
I'm scared now is Robert ok?
>>79381758
GET OUT REDDIT FAG
marijuana mentioned
>>79381790
old school is back again, not that new runescape cancer that exists now
http://oldschool.runescape.com/ it's the glory days, but back in full force with a lot of players unlike that HD shit they have called RS3 now.
but same here, I couldn't get on to play much as a younger individual... now it is a good time killer
And there's the fucking pinball sound again.
>>79381909
You know he's keying the radio just as he knows he's getting a locked ball
>you looking for that case number?
Yeh
>oh we don't have that
The whitenoise makes it pretty hard to understand
>>79381877
>he plays OSRS
enjoy reddit and no quests.
and fuckloads of bots
>229 SOUTH MAINE
>3 PEOPLE OUT FIGHTING
>911 Robert
What did she mean by this?
>>79381909
>>http://www.broadcastify
>>79381996
>>79382002
Heres another Chicago scanner if you dont like this one
http://www.chicagoscanner.com/
>>79382006
i love trolling the reddit fags in the game when they mention it in clan chats, but i don't mind the bots, keeps material prices low and gp prices low too so when i buy some gp, i don't financially crippled like a few years ago
we have been getting new quests and new content, not very bad content either
intoxicated white male
Well gents, I must go to sleep, been up all night with you glorious bastards, but its now 5:30AM
>intoxicated white male with bandana throwing bottles at cars
>>79382087
>new quests
you mean the one that had literally no lore in it because you guys aren't allowed to contradict RS3 lore?
Just meming desu.
OSRS is fine, I play both.
>>79382119
10-4, Robert, at 0529
Northbound stalker
>>79382119
good night fellow robert, i am leaving work in an hour and a half and can't wait... all this stuff we wear is cumbersome but worth it to protect the people worth protecting like you and everyone in this thread
Good night Robert. I must Robert. See you Roberts tomorrow, I'm sure shit will really start getting crazy seeing as it's Friday night, Robert.
>>79382159
lmao you keked me
what is your rsn? Skydiving here
>>79382170
get out of here stalker
that static
>2spooky
Check yo keys Roberts!
>>79382227
Chimpout soon stalker.
that long sassy black woman nails hitting the keys rapidly
>tfw a redpilled, strong black woman with high levels of literacy in computers is also law enforcement related
Good evening again. It's nice to be back (3rd evening in a row)
>10-4
>>79382264
All this talk of lunch is making me hungry
>WE GOT FRIES
>>79382186
Have you checked your keys tonight?
More time is spent planning for lunch than eating it.
Lunch inbound 10-4
Shoot someone and then have lunch
TIME FOR LUNCH!
>>79382306
i had an open mic for 13 seconds earlier
i was actually streaming chiraq's scanner so dispatch was confused quite a bit
>>79382372
Don't get caught near a bridge.
>>79382372
>i was actually streaming chiraq's scanner so dispatch was confused quite a bit
Oh so you mean locals don't give birth in used car lots or have firefights in cemeteries?
anything still happening
?
>>79382588
we have niggers birthing bastards in recycling bins but other than that, its all the same more or less just less niggerings
>>79382607
Lunch
Whatever happened to the Ausfag going to spend a week on the streets of Chigaco? Are you here ausfag?
Amberlamp in route
>>79382710
Probably got kidnapped and is now a rape slave or something.
38 Robert- Cincinasty Ohio checkin' in.. what's the body count for tonight?
>falling in. 10-4 Roberts stay safe. Meme this material up for kek.
>>79381185
>>79382815
He sounded like a tough poofter, said he had been in gangs and shit.
IDK how kangaroo gangs are compared to nigger gangs here.
Someone got strangled
>>79381563
kek
>>79382710
Why would anyone do that? Chiraq isn't just a meme. It's a fucking shithole.
>>79382874
One big guy and a few others
>>79382888
checked
someones about to be shot, something interesting is going to happen hopefully
>>79382933
I don't know but this fucker was insane. He posted his plane tickets online and said he was bringing a sleeping bag and pretty much nothing else.
I think he's supposed to be there either today or tomorrow.
>>79382684
Do you rejoice when assigned to speed traps? Also what are "lunch" shifts like during the graveyard?
The graveyard cops here usually go to Whataburger for 24/7 solid food or a Burrito joint that probably hasn't closed since it opened in 1996 but the Egg Bacon Cheese and Steak Fajita burrito doesn't understand the word no.
>>79382986
Think it said his flight was on the 3rd.
>>79383054
>LITERALLY coming to Chiraq in time for freedomday
Is it daylight yet in Chicongo?
>>79383137
floridafag here.
6 am.
So no.
>>79383130
I think that was his intent
>>79383006
we have a local spot that happens to be the best place for tacos in the area and they serve us after hours and let us sit in the restaurant for overnights while its slow or if we are eating. good food, and food is free too - we just tip nicely
i hate speed traps, i'd rather roll and observe infractions because i've stopped a lot of felons that way instead of some poor slob trying to rush to work so he didn't get fired, and i usually give stern warnings to people speeding to work because i used to be that way too prior to this job, hell, i still speed to work to get here on time
if we aren't meeting at the taco joint then it's definitely a Dunkin Donuts for some coffee and a place to sit instead of an uncomfortable squad car cramped with electronics
>cops end some of their statements with "SQUAD!"
truly even the cops in chicago are black.
buy my water you faggots
>black male threatening a white male with a box cutter
>selling green and white "water"
do they know that two thousand people listen to them each night?
>>79383493
And that's just this streaming service, there are others.
Not to be a faggot but wouldn't the Detroit PD be more interesting? Or is Chicago more dangerous?
>>79383767
Detroit has apparently calmed down recently.
Meanwhile, the prediction for this weekend is near 80 murdered IIRC
>>79383767
Detroit Police are never on duty and or likely committing crimes as well, plus their city is shit and no one cares. Chicago is where Obongo is from and is a gun free zone so it's kek time when liberals get shot dead.
> 2 MALE HISPANICS
>>79383767
Chirac is Obama old home:)
>>79383829
>gun crime on the rise in Chicago
wtf I hate republicans now
DA DAWG IZ ON DA LOOOOOOOZE
>>79384282
when will the real fun start
>>79383235
>i hate speed traps, i'd rather roll and observe infractions because i've stopped a lot of felons that way instead of some poor slob trying to rush to work so he didn't get fired, and i usually give stern warnings to people speeding to work because i used to be that way too prior to this job, hell, i still speed to work to get here on time
I'm glad y'all still consider the average commuter.
State Troopers stopped me once in Texas for doing 95 in a 85, they asked me why I was speeding and I just said "speed limit said 85, I just hit the throttle, I didn't think my truck could do 85 since the governor is set somewhere around there"
Trooper laughed and ran my plates and DL, asked me if I really wanted to go that fast, I said yes but again I didn't think it'd do that with mud tires
Had a black lab pupper in my passenger seat growling at a guy he didn't know
Trooper asks "is he aggressive?"
I said "no he just hates you because he's black"
We laughed
He gave me a warning
We went on our way
Again, bless you night shift guys, y'all do the real saving. Seems like daytime LEO is more or less babbysitting /r9k/ and making sure the pool's closed.
>kids having a pool party a 5 AM
>loud kids having a pool party at 5 in the morning
Time to magdump
BROWNFORENTRY
Can't make this shit up.
>>79384376
a nice Trooper story for once, that's always pleasant to hear lol, florida state troopers will write anybody up, even cops in marked cars... ruthless bunch. most of them are dayshift idiots or dayshift rejects on nights which is even worse.
but you are right, the dayshift are just puppets being strung along by command in hopes that they get a command position. night guys are just trying to stay alive and cover each other. thanks for your blessing, stay safe and hope you don't encounter a dangerous immigrant or an AIDS infected pool.
Let's all say a prayer to Robert to protect the brave Strayan on his Chiraq odyssey.
>>79384376
>Trooper asks "is he aggressive?"
>I said "no he just hates you because he's black"
My boyhood dog was the same way and I never knew why. He ALWAYS barked at black people for some reason.
Is this new police techno
i dont like modern music
oh shit what was that
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERTS
>>79384756
good luck brave strayan
I hope he shows up in the thread later
>>79384646
>night guys are just trying to stay alive
>hear current open key
You guys can't catch a break.
Godspeed Robert.
Pls no officer down.
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79385035
Chicago abbos will get him
>>79385157
I hope not but if he's planning on going into the shit and interacting with the gangbangers...well, I hope he knows how to handle himself.
>>79385260
Judging by the vids about bogans fighting I think he might make it.
>>79385260
Dumb motherfucker plans on getting a damn sleeping bag and camping in the ghetto.
He gonna die.
>>79385367
Why have I only just now learned about these crazy fucks? This is great.
I'm going to binge watch these videos. It's like Jerry Springer/COPS mixed but in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45JP45Z4lyQ
>>79385418
Yeah, that's a recipe for disaster. He should at least get a hotel room.
>>79385461
I know its great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
>>79385531
iirc he got one as a backup/basecamp
>>79385596
Niggers are the same the world round. :(
>>79385531
>>79385613
He did get a hotel room as a basecamp but I don't think he intends to use it.
He literally just wants to survive on the street.
>>79384218
>implying republicans are murdering niggers
>>79385830
It wouldn't be sad if they would just grow up and stop playing victim all the time.
>>79385973
>>79385613
I can't emphasize how foolish I think it is to sleep on the streets in Chiraq. That is asking to get rolled or worse. He really should use his hotel room.
This motherfucker is nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOXQ-xpi6tk
>The annual tradition of listening to chiraq chimpouts on july 4
god bless /pol/
>>79386220
Give me your scooter bra!
Who is Robert? Is he the dispatcher?
>>79386345
robert
>>79386256
Can't wait. I bet the whole weekend will be Crazy.
It's quieted down recently, it must be morning by now, the rats have returned to the sewer.
>>79387494
Its like 6am there so maybe. Wait for tonight its Friday!!!
>>79387676
friday night, july 4th weekend
