we are occupying /pol/ now
I came
I saw
I thought
>>79369456
Cool. Now start protecting people and stop fucking with our constitution.
>>79369456
wtf I hate republicans now.
This is now an Bert thread.
>>79369456
Corporations are people, they both get regulated and protected.
>>79369456
THAT'S IT!!!
I AM A #CRUZMISSLE NOW!!!!
>>79369456
ayo hol up
>takes guns
so u be sayin
>arrests for hate crime
what u tryna say is
>repeals first ammendment
dat we sum kinda
>enforces mandatory safe spaces
sum kinda party
>opens borders
dat the democrats sum kinda party
>repeals second ammendment
sum kinda party dat
>fines 500,000 for incorrect pronouns
party dat
>makes defending yourself illegal
sum kinda party dat be
>welcomes refugees
PROTECTING PEOPLE N SHEEEEITTT?
>>79369456
>Fines people for not making birthday cakes
>Wants to take everyone's guns away
>Openly calling for the abolition of Free Speech
>DNC is entirely owned by corporations
Sweep your own doorstep before you come crawling to ours, faggots.
Since this is a shill thread I'm gonna derail. tell me what I should say to this girl.
>>79371755
Holy fuck she looks like a trainwreck
>>79371955
What she's not bad. I'm 27 m8 can't be that picky when going for younger girls.
>>79371955
She knows the truth about Ted Cruz and probably has to live somewhere new every day, that kind of stress would make you like a trainwreck too.
>>79371755
She's obviously a smoker. And that red lipstick screams "two sticks in my bun".
>>79372202
Better there must just be a bad pic. Just send her a wall of text of the word meme over and over again it'll work trust
>>79369456
> Government should protect people.
> Unleashes a third world horde and takes away our guns.
> Any resistance is "hate" and results in loss of job.
> Government should regulate corporations.
> Moves our industrial base to China, crushes our economy.
> Lowers the quality of our goods, and pollutes the entire planet.
Yes, yes, the Jewpublicans have it backwards!
Make sure you blame them. That's J E W P U B L I C A N S.
Now vote for Clinton, you slimy weasels!
>>79372414
Lol. That sounds silly are you trying to play me friend. I was gonna say "You know the truth about Ted Cruz, tell me what you know about Donald Trump" to see if she's a liberal or not.
>>79372528
Tinder is to smash last thing you need is a political hangup.
>do you think Ted told anyine where the bodies are buried
Could work
meme meme meme meme
>>79372770
Man I feel like using the meme spam but I'm going with the bodies line. Thanks friendo.
>>79373416
They're both good imo. Meme spam works better the more attractive you are though godspeed friend