Australian blokes
1. Who are you voting for tomorrow?
2. Why?
1. Labor
2. I'm a poor student.
>>79355296
>Non-USA elections
Literally who cares?
>>79355478
You when Australia becomes a world superpower by 2030
I voted for Pauline #1 today
-autist postal vote
>>79355574
Missed why
Nationalist party that doesn't mind firearms
So, yeah
Is it true Liberals wanna cuck me out of medicare?
>>79355539
>austrian superpower
>>79355674
don't believe shortens lies prepbull is alright
>>79355296
Quick cunts how the fuck do i vote and who is the most far right party(s) that could actually get some power
Sent my overseas postal vote a couple weeks back. Registered in Qld electorate of Capricornia its shaping up to be a very close one for us.
Liberal for electorate. ALA in the Senate.
Also good luck Pauline. Be great to see you back in!
>>79355674
yes its true.
anyone who says otherwise is a liberal shill and/or severely misinformed and probably only get their news/information from /pol and mainstream channels like 7 and 9.
>>79355574
>I voted for Pauline #1 today
Good boy.
>>79356762
>ALA in the Senate.
With Pauline on the ballot you put those Zionist merchants ahead of her?
Aus/pol/ disappoints me some times.
One nation
Family First
Australian liberty alliance
Liberal Democrats
Christian Democrats
Shooters & fishers
Motor enthusiasts
Nationals
Liberals
>>79356762
Whoops missed why. Labor winning would be a mess, they wanna push faggot marriage, we will end up with more reffos, their books confirm their policies won't see us in surplus for another decade. Also I can't stomach seeing special needs cupcakes like Penny wong and plibarsek in govt again.
>>79356831
Good goy*
>>79356890
/pol/ is blue pilled as fuck dude. they get cuck'd and duped by zionist puppets all the time.
just look at this bogan chump >>79356892
Why are you lot the biggest pussies tho?
>>79357030
Who you voting for m8?
Labor
Greens
LNP
Couldn't care about the rest
I'm doing it because fuck the LNP, they're stripping down medicare and I don't care about stopping the boats. Labor is the lesser of two shits
>>79357017
>Whoops missed why. Labor winning would be a mess, they wanna push faggot marriage
who the fuck cares? how does it effect you?
>we will end up with more reffos
oh yeah, because liberals dont let niggers and muslims in. please, you ignorant fucking moron.
>their books confirm their policies won't see us in surplus for another decade
[citation needed]
also implying liberals are better. they are OBJECTIVELY the worst at handling the economy.
>Also I can't stomach seeing special needs cupcakes like Penny wong and plibarsek in govt again.
good goy, vote with your feelings.
>>79357097
>leaf
>faggot
Pick both.
>>79356892
mate what vote slip is this electoral or senate?
>>79357126
>labor
>>>>>>>>>>>>/plebbit/
Fuckn gommie scum
>>79357157
Not an argument emu cuck.
>>79357126
pretty much this.
anyone who says liberals will stop the boats is a fucking moron. we get third worlders by plane, what difference does it make.
>>79355377
Enjoy no job when you finish study
>>79357126
>I don't care about stopping the boats
Then you don't care about Australia. You are a traitor and a faggot and you will swing on the day of the rope.
>>79357126
>they're stripping down medicare
oh hello again, haven't thought of anything else to talk about i see
>>79357207
>Fuckn gommie scum
liberal voters are this retarded. did you drop out of school in year 10? lmao
>>79357215
t. uneducated loser
>>79357126
Electronic advertising is banned now
>>79357218
are you retarded? they rapefugees come in by plane. you're a fucking idiot single issue voter. i wish voting wasn't compulsory in this country. it would mean a lot less simpletons voting and fucking everything up.
>>79357248
sup, libturd shill
>>79357273
Nah cunt when I finished uni the libs are on power, I got a job
Anyone who doesn't vote for One Nation is a blue pilled fucking hipster cuck.
For everyone outside of Australia, if you see anyone post that they voted greens/liberal/labor you know they are leftist kikes who love refugees and shitskin muslim immigrants.
>>79357273
>lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>/dumblr/
Top laff, stupid cunts like you voting for entitlements. How much dole per week lad?
Commen wealth reunion soon?
Or are you bunch still throating emu cock?
I'm not, because the only people on the ballot in my area are the Liberals, Nationals, Greens and Labor.
Why does Australia have a new PM every week?
>>79357344
>you're a fucking idiot single issue voter
Tell lies about me one more time and I'll smash you m8.
I hate our immigration policies top to bottom. But the boats must be stopped because if they aren't we'll be getting 100,000 of the cunts per year rather than the 10,000 our treasonous government flies in by plane.
>>79357477
Whats your area, let me look it up and see if there are any nationalist parties in your area. I want to see if you're just a lying blue pilled jew cuck
that bug eyed cunt from aussie idol
he looks more like pepe than tone
These are my pending election bets.
Am I going to strike it rich?
Actually Australian politics matter since MSM loves to use any relative 1st world country to further their shitty arguments.
Hope the Liberals win in Australia.
>>79357344
Hmmm. Reckon you must a been dropped on the head mate, you're coming across a bit confused. Need a lie down?
Also ALA deserve support for being single issue anti muslim party. Worth it for sjw butthurt alone. And Hanson's a shoe in in Qld. Has always had strong support in her own state.
>the meme senate ticket
Lib Dems
Xenophon
Justice party
Katter
One Nation
ALA
>>79355296
If there was an actual donkey running against Pauline, I'd vote for it over her.
>>79357790
Why do so many leftie aussie faggots browse /pol/?
Any socialist parties running?
>>79357017
Ignore the "budget surplus" myth: neither one can guarantee anything given our tax take depends a lot on royalties from mining exports.
>>79355296
1. Bob Katter
2. I live in Rural farmland area, he wants to protect it for the future.
>>79357651
this
i cant wait to see a ''hilarious'' john oliver ''rant'' about muh slightly less eco-conscious party getting elected go ''viral''
i imagine americans would like a chance to forget about trump and virtue signal about another country's politics, like brexit
Get your dicks out of your kangaroos and come join the first world bud.
>>79357790
Get out of our country you piece of shit NIGGER
>>79357415
do you vote for them on the senate paper or electoral. never voted before. what exact way should i vote for a white nationalists state?
>>79357030
>goy
No
She's nationalist and she doesn't hate gunz
Voting labor or the backstabbing liberal nationals means you're voting for da Joos
I remember in high school over a decade ago the hippy faggot teachers tried to indoctrinate us against her. I've voted for her ever since.
aight tell me who we want to win, why and who is likely to win
i know what liberals and labour are, and there's a big aussie nationalist demographic.
>>79357213
He/she wasn't arguing, just making a point. We are NOT pussies, unless it bothers you a lot, in which case, we ARE pussies. Thanks for the maple syrup.
>>79357913
>Bob Katter
A good vote m8.
>>79357913
>>79357790
why do left wing people even come to 4chan fuck off you cunt, you make us look so WEAK
>>79357849
It's kinda strange, really.
I think they're just indoctrinated students that think liberal nationals are a good right party
>>79358032
By "big" do you mean 5-8%?
>>79358044
>He/she
>>79357849
they appear suspiciously before elections and disappear back to rebbit the other 99% of the time
you live in a world where there are people pathetic enough to try internet activism on /pol/
No fucking idea.
Who's a good vote? I've been ignoring local politics for years.
>>79358088
Is because
Muh nbn
>>79358124
thats considered big here compared to north america
>>79358304
>>79358088
I'm a Katter/Nationals supporter that lives in a rural area with NBN, LABOR FAGS BTFO
>>79357017
>they wanna push faggot marriage
They both want to push it mate, since the Libs ditched Tone
Also while it may be a point of pride to be the last Anglos left without it, it doesn't matter enough that you need to vote for cucks to avoid it
>>79358044
Thanks for making my point.
I'd clear any bar in Australia out in an hour.
I voted Liberal and One Nation in the senate I didn't feel good about Liberal but I really feel like it is crucial for them to win this election.
ITT: mate, mate, bloke, mate, bloke
admit it none of you even fucking talk like this lmao
>>79358480
>50/20 rather than 100/40
m8 you are an absolute pleb.
>>79356524
Most far right groups are, ALA & Rise Up. Not too sure
>>79358639
>I really feel like it is crucial for them to win this election.
No it makes very little difference in the wider scheme of things.
>>79358651
>he doesn't work with bogans or lebs and has to learn the lingo just to stay alive
where do you even live/work?
>>79358512
I don't know about you, dude, but I sure as shit don't want my children growing up in a society where homosexuality and transfaggotry is completely normal. This safe schools shit is legitimately terrifying.
ITT a bunch of bogans act like a Canadian boy wouldn;t clear em out in a night,
>>79355296
1: Labor
2: poor post grad student and the L I b are the embodiment of the worse traits of the boomers.
>>79358782
>I don't know about you, dude, but I sure as shit don't want my children growing up in a society where homosexuality and transfaggotry is completely normal
Then you'd better not vote for Libs you dipshit, I predict that in less than 10 years they will have forced out most of the conservative wing of their party to appeal to Greens and Labor voters
Any of the nationalist parties
LDP
Liberal
infinite spaces here
Labour
Greens
Uni student but fuck me if I'm letting that cockhead Shorten do anything.
>>79358651
have you ever gone outside?
1. Secularists, then probably science party, and then labor.
2. The coalition must not be allowed to follow through with their budget. Not only that but Malcolm Turnbull is two-faced with his willingness to completely abandon positions on a whim e.g. his views on gay rights.
>>79358891
Then you'd BETTER vote for fucking libs I really hope everyone here will look up "Safe Schools".
Labour supporting it, greens supporting it, Libs are the only ones going to gut it..
This is LITERALLY marxist propoganda pushing degeneracy into kids' schools. Legit marxist, the founder of the NGO is a self admitted marxist.
IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING LABOUR PLEASE RECONSIDER AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
http://kidsrights.org.au/
>>79357858
Yea. Labor.
>>79358531
By clear you mean suck all dicks and by bar you mean gay bar right?
If you vote Labor, just remember there are 60,000 people waiting to hop on a boat and travel here from various 3rd world shit holes.
If you vote Greens, I'll personally hunt you down and remove you from this planet.
At least with LNP, they will continue to stop the boats.
>>79357510
They get stuck in their inner tubes after drinking too much Fosters.
Literally voted today in this order:
1. Australian Liberty Alliance
2. Liberal Democrats
3. Rise Up Australia
4. One Nation
5. Shooters and Fishers
6. Veterans Party
>>79358032
We want the right to stay in power of course but it is so centrist its barely qualifies as right wing. Even they wanna see same sex marriage! So imagine the GOP run by jimmy carter, but carter only got the job because he stabbed Reagan in the back after he'd only been in one year. Then the other side is headed by Carter as well, except his point of difference is... Um... What is his point of difference?
Seriously our politics has become mexico or Brazil tier. A new leader every year, who gets knifed and replaced by the one that stabbed them last year.
The only reason our country has done well the last 2 decades is we've sold lots of dirt and tin to China. Yet despite all the money we made we've got nothing to show for it except a tunnel under brisbane, a new hospital in dubbo or god knows where and that's about it. We are still in massive debt. That's what happens when politicians think the Chinese big bucks were never going to dry up.
>>79359064
>Libs are the only ones going to gut it
and you actually believe that they won't tell us they've had a 'change of heart' and want to be nice to trannies etc?
I'm legit wondering how much of a bot you are, if you were able to read at all it's pretty obvious I'm not considering supporting Labor
>>79359268
senate or electoral slip ive never voted before
>>79359268
Is that on the white paper or green paper?
Where can I find the candidates for my electorate?
>>79359627
>>79359656
White
>>79355296
Tasfag here.
I've already voted. I voted Andrew Wilkie here in Denison. He's a good bloke who I've met on a number of occasions. People often say 'why bother voting for an independent, they can't do anything.'
Well yes, they're not part of the executive and can't really affect policy, but an MPs primary job is to represent their electorate. Wilkie does that in spades and then some.
>>79359398
I'm just trying to get people to know what fucking greens and labours doing, i meant the last sentance for literally anyone considering it.
The next fucking generation is going to be cross dressing and being brought up on gay porn with this shit.
>>79359666
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
>>79357126
Can you please go back to /r/australia?
>>79355296
1. Labor.
2. Because they will give me shitloads of money in the form of government contracts.
Suck it LNP retards, I am going to be getting your tax payer money and then also get tax breaks when I get the money and when I spend the money.
I got 3 independents in my electorate
Just early voted anons.. did I do good?
We need a dominate nationalist group. I feel like all of our votes are getting split between ala and one nation and other similar parties, and there will never be a real chance of posing a threat to the labour/liberal duopoly like greens do.
>>79357606
Very exact stakes. I chucked a $20 on Windsor winning New England and chucked the $2-something I had and couldn't withdraw on Labor winning.
>>79359169
Straya my son it seems you lads are pure pussy.
Just call me daddy you fucking cuckolds.
>>79355296
1. ALA
2. Rise Up
3. Katter
4. One Nation
5. FISH&SHOOT
...
99 Liberal
100 Labour
well fuck me
>>79359965
You did the best you could m8. ACT is boring and pointless as fuck though.
>>79360105
This, good choice m8!
I urge everyone to put the Liberals, Labor and Greens last in that order as they put you last.
>>79359965
Where the hell are the One Nation candidates?
>ACT
oh
You have my sympathies
Voting greens
As much as I hate their stance on refugees and equality I want environment preservation to be the top. Senate ill be voting One nation.
Im in bowman a heavy blue electorate.
might switch 2 and 3 around
reasons:
>mah boats
>mah muslims
>>79360023
>$20 on Windsor winning New England and $2-something on Labor
I reckon you are going to be disappointed on both counts m8.
I would love to see Bananaby lose though.
>>79359965
Damn. Why is your white one so small? Mine was like 3 feet long. Legit
b
Sure is r/Australia in here today.
>>79360302
Well said.
Alright, now back to lefty pol.
See you in 3 years.
I know One Nation supporters who would never vote for Pauline Hanson coz she is thick as pigshit. Not a good advert for the right.
I wuz gonna vote for the Sex Party coz a sex party sounds fuckin' sick, mate. Then I saw the three fugly birds on their website... Jesus, faces like a dropped pie.
Also, their so-called "sex party" sounds shit as fuck and would be full of feminists and queers.
Talk about false advertising! Cunts.
>>79360155
Tammy is man.
>>79360302
Greens are fucking watermelons, if they get an offer from Labor to offer courses on gay sex in primary schools or more abbo land stuff they'll jump at the chance and screw the national parks
So there is no KAP running in my electorate, but One Nation is
My vote is going there now.
>>79355296
1. Some indies, then labor.
2. Because fuck fiber to the node.
Anybody that is ok with fttn is a liberal stooge.
>>79360334
I put the money on Windsor when he first announced and his odds were a bit better. As for the Labor bet, I don't really think they'd win but it was pocket change I couldn't withdraw from my account.
>>79360475
Nah, that's just what abbos look like, I'm afraid
>>79355377
fag
>>79360302
So you'd live in Detroit if they used they used 100% wind/solar energy?
>>79359851
This guy gets it.
Messing with the heads of 12 year old kids making them feel like special snowflakes and getting them to 'imagine yourself in 5 years time and another boy asks you out on a date. what would you do to make yourself ready for the date. Have a shower, brush your hair, put on nice clothes, youll definately want to brush your teeth, because you might want to try kissing this boy. Now think where would you go? Would you be worried people might be violent to you?
Why are you even asking me this teacher I'm only 12 and not even a faggot.
Seriously this kind of messing around is almost pedo priest tier disgusting. When I was 12 I was turned on by anything, a fucken lamp post would've got me off. If I had a teacher trying this shit on in the class and presenting it in such a nice hand holdy society approved way even I probably would've been up for it.
>>79360286
Mmm ya wanted to vote for based Pauline.. Pretty devo I couldn't.
>>79355478
not even Australians. US elections get more attention here
Independent
Liberal
Drugs
Sex
Labor
Greens
Socialist parties (plural)
Animal party
Wills electorate here.
Remember, Timpano (independent) is a crypto-libertarian and wants to solve unemployment. Liberals do too, but don't have much of a chance to win.
Meanwhile, Labor WANT unemployment, they're crypto globalists. Ratnam the Rat (Greens candidate) actually believes her obligation is to migrants without citizenship before all the unemployed citizens, mostly young people.
If you would rather see people earning their own way than being dependent on handouts, its Timpano then Liberal.
>>79360570
Good man.
>>79360658
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>79355296
Sex Party.
I actually like their policies
>>79355539
>taking that long
Mate we'll be a super power well within the dacade
>>79355296
>Who are you voting for tomorrow?
"WHOM are you voting for" not "Who are you voting for?" you lazy disgusting scum.
>>79360785
You should see the ones they rejected for the photo for being too ugly.
Americans bitch and moan about their nigger problem, meanwhile we are dealing with a population of ape like sub-niggers.
>>79356524
Fuck sake cunt. I hope you have registered to vote - most public schools have their students enroll to vote in year 12.
Get your ass to your local primary/high school, church or townhall tomorrow and cast your fucking vote.
Put your favoured parties first (ie. 1,2,3,4,5) and go through as many of them as you like before (for you as a rightie) putting Liberal, Labor and Greens.
This will ensure the rightwing policies you agree with get higher representation in parliament while overall handing power to the Liberals.
Though they are a disgrace to true conseravties anyway.
>>79357339
>
The Libs have a snapchat filter.
>>79360798
t. lebbit melbourne cuck refugee poz'd anarcho feminist
1. Greens
2. I'm in a safe Labor seat and want to help turn this area into a swinging electorate. Sadly, the Greens are the biggest threat to the ALP rather than the Liberals. However, I will preference Liberals over Labor.
I want to make up for this by voting for the most conservative party possible in the Senate. Anyone recommend a good choice in Victoria?
>>79355539
The only way Australia will become a world superpower is when its new majority Chinese population votes to rejoin the motherland and it's annexed by China.
>>79361069
So does labor, it is fucking degenerate.
>>79360999
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3587914/Mainydjama-Magnolia-Maymuru-Indigenous-model-make-finals-Miss-World-Australia.html
>The 19-year-old was seen by Mr Tsangaris taking money out of an ATM in Darwin in 2014, and offered her a job on the spot to be model
>>79358850
Will you be allowed a night off from prepping?
>>79361117
Try the "Actually research the fucking parties and find one you agree with instead of asking /pol/ like a fucking teenage girl with no personal opinions" party, they are pretty solid.
>>79360598
>voting only based on wanting $50bn socialised internet
>shiggydiggy
>>79361165
Musta been centrelink day
>>79361338
> Thinking public infrastructure = socialist
I guess you let your parents pay your internet bills
>>79361165
>tfw abo women don't even have good bodies, shaped like barrels with retarded hips and joints
Literally nothing salvageable
>>79360957
>"WHOM are you voting for" not "Who are you voting for?" you lazy disgusting scum.
"For whom are you voting?" is better, no?
>>79360669
That would be the greens ideal future Australia...
>>79361320
I don't want my vote to be wasted.
better to give my top preferences to a far right party that has a bit of support and i'll only know that by fucking asking, you jerk off.
>>79357017
Fag marriage is such a non issue and effects such a small ammount of the population. As far as a useful distraction from the issues that actually matter, it is perfect to keep getting 'debated' back and forth forever.
Issues that actually matter:
1)Ensuring sovreignity of our parliament
2)Foreign ownership of Australian farms/mines etc
3)Importation of third world workers to keep wages down and unemployment up
4)The fracturous, community destroying, welfare state destroying effect of importing all these third worlders
Do you lads like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff8TSvj4HI
>>79361117
Voting greens to take votes away from Labor is not a strategy anon.
Right wing meme parties > independents > liberals > left wing meme parties > labor > greens
shooters and fishers
lib dems
one nation
family first
KAP
christian democrats
probably ALA too but they will be way down on the list
greens and socialist alliance dead last
>>79355296
1. LDP
2. Firearms
>>79361624
>wasted
You are in Australia fucktard. Assuming you vote properly, your vote is literally unwasteable. Jesus sweet fucking Christ go look up preferences.
Babbies first election here.
LNP in my electorate
P A U L I N E in the Senate
>>79355296
to be honest i might just pay the fine
couldn't be fucked going anywhere on the weekend
>>79361465
>thinking your ability to download high res hentai at light speed is the most important issue in this election.
Labor and LDP. I just don't know who to vote for first.
>>79360527
Probably. As far as im concerned greens have the best and the worst policy but there is no ideal middle ground with any major party.
I work for national parks and abbos are a complete coin flip. Some just get pissed and want/get the free ride becuase of their heritage but some actually make great rangers that know the land and work hard.
You fucking tards would probably enjoy this as much as me.
I'd still kick most of your asses tho you flimsy bitches.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eOGZXWaTFo
> 1. Who are you voting for?
LDP
> 2. Why?
I want freedom.
>>79361903
> Not understanding how a modern business works and it's dependency on the internet
Fuck son you really do let your parents pay for your internet. Stop being a leech and go get a job.
>>79359818
Good job mate, Wikie is pretty based and got a ton of concessions for your part of the country last time there was a hung parliament.
>>79355296
Is that a dude or a chick?
>>79361934
LDP mate, the majors don't deserve a first preference after their behaviour these past few years.
>>79361934
GENERAL RULE OF PREFERENCING:
Always put the major parties as lower preferences because if the Minor Party you like don't get a senator/seat then it goes to the major party and there's no harm no foul.
>>79355296
Voted yesterday.
Had to place a strat vote for the upper house with Labor to block the Greens.
Senate - Lib Dems, Rise Up, One Nation, Shooters and Pirate Party.
>>79362146
Did you just get off your moms tit or is that family tradition?
>>79362112
Yes
>>79362112
Don't pretend you can't tell you cheeky cunt.
>>79362059
Cheers mate. I saw the Secretary of Young Labor in a nightclub down here the other night. I brought up to him that when Shorten vistied Hobart it was really subdued and without fanfare, so Labor must have accepted that Wilkie is here to stay. The Secretary said Labor believes Wilkie has at least two more terms left in him.
>>79357913
I met Bob in Mt Isa while I was leaving the pub, he was pissed as fuck. Got a photo with him while I'm wearing his hat, top bloke.
>>79362146
>after their behaviour these past few years.
Past few decades you mean m8.
>>79361753
> probably ALA too but they will be way down on the list
Good.
> Australian Liberty Alliance considers Israel to be the only liberal democracy in the Middle East today. We find Israel is not deserving of the criticism from those with limited understanding of historical and sociopolitical developments in the Levant.
> We acknowledge Israel’s right to exist in peace and within secure borders, including the traditional homelands of the Jewish people in Judea and Samaria, with Jerusalem as its undivided capital.
>>79359965
Good job on the Senate paper, bad luck putting Libs first on the House of Reps. Unless you legitimately give no fuck about a bullet train, in which case 10/10 for effective vote in what you believe in.
I would have gone Train, Liberal, Labor, Greens instead to give Train more funding for next election.
You're all a bunch of fucking pussies.
I'd beat your fathers down then you ya fucking sour cunts.
>House of Representatives:
Family First
Liberal
Independent
Labor
Xenophon
AJP
Greens
>Senate:
Family First
CDP
ALA
SFF
One Nation
LDP
Liberal
>>79360267
underrated. I'll be doing this too.
>>79362373
why're you calling people pussies lol
tell me about yourself
>>79357849
Because this country was built by hardworking "leftie" faggots. This country has objectively run better under Labor than any other other party. I forget that facts don't matter when they don't align with /pol/s worldview
>>79357930
I fucking hope ALA, Rise Up and One Nation sweep the senate. Maybe Lib Dems and Shooters, just to see that rat faced cunt lose his shit.
1. Liberal Democrats
2. Freedom
>>79362052
Businesses can already get super fast internet if they want it. I don't want my tax dollars going towards building fibre lines all the way out to the wullabubgadungafunfa tribe in woopwoop middle of fucking nowhere.
Adsl2+ here, I've never found 25mbit/s to be too slow
>Australian Liberty Alliance
>Actively opposes liberty
Top meme
Sounds a bit like Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer, but I'm cool with that
>>79362213
>I saw the Secretary of Young Labor in a nightclub
Did you finger him m8?
>>79358782
>That whole post
Fuck me that reads like some pink haired pixie cut obese tumblrwhale wrote that.
>Legitimately terrifying
Fuckin lol
>>79355296
Can we agree to pool all our votes into one right wing party? Minor parties have trouble winning seats, let alone having an actual impact on politics. Which party though???
>>79362491
I have Adsl2+ but get 60kbs.
>>79355296
Labour or Greens
NEETbux
>>79362491
>being happy with mediocrity
You seem to be ignorant of the ongoing costs of maintaining an aging copper network.
>>79357097
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>>79361999
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>>79362373
While we appreciate your effort, your application for professional shitposter has been declined.
We suggest trolling south american threads and/or baiting the indian's on matters of hygiene to build on your skills.
t.Bruce
>>79362449
Na you don't understand cunt. /pol/ is all about the memes, and when it comes to Australia "memes" means being dumb shits and shooting yourself in the foot. If I gave this mob a 'meme hammer' they would all happily give themselves brain damage with it for the lolz.
>>79359965
>Animal justice party?
Is that jews wanting reparations for the emu war?
>>79362590
He bought me a drink so I was inclined to.
>>79359064
>that one guy who can't spell the name of one of the two major parties is shitting on Safe Schools
Hmm
>>79362677
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>79362681
They're the cunts that walk in front of shotguns during duck hunting season, because gunz r scurry
>>79360999
>>79362677
Sorry mate for the blasting, how bout a stubbie at mine in the arvo with some sheilas
Okay, this is how I'm voting in the senate. Anyone want to make this go viral?
>>79360098
Look, he burnt you hard, at least TRY to die with diginity, you fucking retard.
Sorry aussiebro, it's hard to keep the tard's off the board. GL with your vote, btw.
>>79362630
Meant vdsl, got autocorrected.
>>79362668
>there won't be just as much maintenance required on your 50bn socialism network
>>79362830
Why did you Aussies let them take your guns?
What will you do when the chinks rise up?
>>79362491
Good thing your a useless shit who dosn't pay for anything then.
If you had money, you would just waste it on an electric car because you don't need to go faster than 40.
Liberal Democrats
Cory Bernadi
Family First
One Nation
-power gap-
liberals
green
labor
BEC has taken i=over Aussies on suicide watch,
>>79362872
he's doing it because someone said something mean to him? that's hilarious
>>79362897
It was a different time back then.
At the moment, we're making good progress at keeping what we have and getting back what we lost, but if they do try and take them again then the general agreement is that we aren't giving them anything.
>>79362897
>What will you do when the chinks rise up?
Probably go in their convenience store and get meself a carton of winnies
Liberal
Would love to vote for one nation but they aren't in my area
Anyone saying that Libs are nearly close to as bad on immigration as labor are retarded or trying to gain votes for their own purpose.
The greens, who have significant control over labor have said they want immigration more than tripled to 50k rapefugees a year.
Vote whoever you want, but please don't fuck up, Put labor and greens last!
>>79363006
What is legal to have? Can you have an AK - 47? Or a handgun at least?
>>79362897
take my complimentary wife desu
only gfs since highschool have been japanese and one korean
>>79362491
I live in a town of about 150 people and we all have Fiber optic.
Thank you for your tax dollars
>>79362902
Not an argument. Stay mad tho Laborfag. The adults are staying in charge for the next 3 years.
Friendly reminder to everyone in this thread that you don't have to put the Liberals, Labor, or Greens in your Senate vote. You can leave them out and not give them a potential vote if you like.
Labor for me
>Live in Townsville
>Highest unemployment in country
>Turnbull comes to give speeches on how he will unfuck our city
>Visit gets interrupted by orlando
>Finally gets around to us
>"oh uh yes we will give you that new stadium JT wants"
>Leaves
Also Ewen Jones is a cunt.
>>79362621
No.
You are fucked in the house of representatives as they will always go to one of the major parties but it is fucking critical that you vote the minor parties you want in the senate IN THE ORDER YOU WANT THEM.
When your first preferance is eliminated if they don't get a full quota your vote will be transferred to your next favoured candidate etc until one of them is elected.
Like another astute anon put it earlier in the thread
1) Katter
2)One Nation
3) Shooters and Fishers
...
98)Least bad major party
99)bad major party
100) worst major party.
>>79362298
>>79359965
Why do people like the Lib Dems?
hemp party
dude weed lmao
>>79363093
We can't have semi-auto rifles, semi-auto shotguns or pump-action shotguns.
Handguns are fine, and other manual-action rifles/shotguns are fine.
We also have a different definition of "handguns" to you lot, so what you'd call SBRs we call handguns.
Pic related is my collection, and I just got my handgat license in the mail today.
>>79355674
It's the most desperate attempt at a baseless conjecture scare campaign I've ever seen
>>79363255
Because all they can think about are 'muh gunz'.
>>79363181
Look, I know he is going to do well, but I wouldn't say Xenophon is going to be in charge. Your exaggerating.
>>79362910
Not bad, fellow SA bro. Fwiw, you don't have to include Labor and/or Greens in your Senate vote.
I'm embarassed how highly many of you would be voting liberals.
It's like you blindly fell for the "jobs and growth" meme with no actual policies outlining the creation of either.
They have done absolutely fucking nothing this whole term, Malcolm Turnbull hasn't achieved anything since coming to power.
Like this cunt >>79363086, you fucktards are going to completely fuck everything just because of a single fucking issue without looking at the bigger picture.
>>79362895
>somehow global standard internet is socialism
You know Australia only has internet because of underwater FIBRE OPTIC cables right?
>>79363168
Thats what I don't understand, I live in a suburb of 26,000 and still have copper for atleast another year.
>>79362895
>Ideology before technological reality
GPON would save on
1)Air conditioning costs
2)electricity costs
3)repair costs
4)material costs (copper is more expensive than fiber optic now)
>>79363255
Because Leyonhjelm is a pussy who couldn't take a joke if it was on the broad side of a camper van.
>>79359258
What the fuck is a fosters?
>Today I learned Australians are forced to vote
Tell me bogans, which one of your parties is the most nationalistic, conservative, /pol/ approved party? I'm not familiar with your upside down politics.
>>79363394
It's a bit weird. Maybe it was to entice people out of cities into other areas??
>>79363255
Low taxes, freedum, all that good stuff.
Was going to put rise up first but there was also a qt handing out LDP brochures at my polling place.
>>79363255
Freedom.
>Gun rights
>Gay marriage
>Drug law reform
>Lower taxes
>Less government intervention
>Ending the nanny state
I could go on.
You'd probably understand if you lived in a country that issues $319 fines for riding a bicycle without a helmet, or in a country which taxes liquor at $1 per standard drink.
>>79363255
I disagree with him, Leaf, but he maximised his own personal representation in the senate by voting like that.
>>79363349
Na fuck ya cunt. This election we all vote like the fucking retards that we are and laugh as things get worse and worse.
Seriously, seems only kids who don't have to work or pay for anything come to Australian /pol/ threads.
>>79363255
Because they're Australia's only Libertarian style party with a Ron Paul style mascot based Leyonhjelm.
He told the Greens to go and get fucked on numerous occasions.
>>79363487
They're hundreds of parties.
One Nation is probably the most nationalistic. Although I'd fucking cringe if they became the majority government.
>>79355674
No, Shorten has gone for scare campaigns this election.
>>79363487
Probably pauline hanson's one nation party but the media has spent the last 20 years labelling her a bigot racist and she even spent a stint in jail for it
>>79363255
they're libertarians.
>>79363487
Most based are One Nation and Rise Up. LDP, Fred Nile group and sustainable Australia are alright. Rest are mostly shit house. Greens = kill with fire.
>>79355296
>voting
LMAO
>>79363492
shoring up support in marginal seats, and once the initial backbone fibre work was done, the regional areas are easiest/fastest to connect
>>79363487
Australia First is /pol/ incarnate and openly anti-Israel
>>79363694
ikr only losers vote lol XD
>>79363694
If you don't vote, you can't complain about who governs the country then.
Good goy, just pay your fine to the government so they can go on more holidays at your expense
>>79363168
>>79363394
>>79363492
In the 2010 election when Windsor, Wilkie and the other chap held the balance of power on who forms government they made a deal with Labor that they would give Labor minority government in exchange for the NBN being rolled out
1) In their areas first
2) In the country first to repair their terrible internet
Sadly for us suburbanites Prepbull halted the rollout of the NBN as soon as the Libs were elected to do another round of business cases, technology studies and decided that we didn't deserve optic fibre and copper would be just fine for us.
>>79363086
>Being a single issue voter
The current Liberal government have been the worst economic managers in the last 70 years. Why do people keep thinking Libs are good with money? Guessing you'll be fine with a privatized medicare?
>>79363336
>xenophon
Never seen him do anything except whinge about pokies.
>>79363766
why should we even be anti israel
not even shilling for them but what possible involvement could australia even manage to have with a middle eastern country
>>79363694
>this guy feels no patriotic duty to vote
