http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
>Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.
>Last night, critics claimed the EU was at odds with both science and common sense. Conservative MEP Roger Helmer said: “This is stupidity writ large.
And then they say that UKs move to leave EU was stupid
>>79341332
Sane person: "If you're thirsty, drink some water."
EUSSR: "DEATH TO THE APOSTATE!"
Good goy, you don't need water.
Have beer instead.
This is just simple protectionism.
Most likely some big water bottling companies have lobbied the right people to pass legislation that only makes the "correct" labelling of bottles legal, effectively stopping the smaller competition.
Congrats EU
>>79341332
Christians and right wingers are the ones who are supposed to be anti-science...r..right?
>>79341332
Kek
>I had to read this four or five times before I believed it. It is a perfect example of what Brussels does best. Spend three years, with 20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration.
>>79342200
this
also nice digits
This is actually real... Flippin hell
>>79341332
This is just their way of getting the public prepared to drink white European mens blood instead
>>79343461
I don't even think its funny anymore Straya. Its not even shitposting.
Did you miss the whole news where there is black market for Christian blood in ISIS?
With the amount of Jihad screaming lunies in Europe now i don't really think its a far stretch anymore.
What a fucking ride, what a time to be alive lads.
>>79341332
What the hell are they doing to the water?
>>79343957
They are stealing the 'wetness' for shekels.
This is the abstract of the ruling. I've read papers on physics and mathematics easier to understand than this. Fucking Brussels
>Following an application from Prof. Dr.Moritz Hagenmeyer and Prof. Dr.Andreas Hahn, submitted pursuant to Article 14 of Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006 via the Competent Authority of Germany, the Panel on Dietetic Products, Nutrition and Allergies was asked to deliver an opinion on the scientific substantiation of a health claim related to water and reduced risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance. The scope of the application was proposed to fall under a health claim referring to disease risk reduction. The food, water, which is the subject of the health claim, is sufficiently characterised. The claimed effect is “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance”. The target population is assumed to be the general population. The Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006 defines reduction of disease risk claims as claims which state that the consumption of a food “significantly reduces a risk factor in the development of a human disease”. Thus, for reduction of disease risk claims, the beneficial physiological effect results from the reduction of a risk factor for the development of a human disease. The Panel notes that dehydration was identified as the disease by the applicant. Dehydration is a condition of body water depletion. The Panel notes that the proposed risk factors, “water loss in tissues” or “reduced water content in tissues”, are measures of water depletion and thus are measures of the disease. The Panel considers that the proposed claim does not comply with the requirements for a disease risk reduction claim pursuant to Article 14 of Regulation (EC) No 1924/2006
>>79343957
You have to buy hydro certificates to be considered hydrated. Eats up the 50% of wage the regional government isn't taking away to fund health care, pension and other gibs for Muhammad.
ONLY MY SPECIAL MAGICAL WATER CAN PREVENT DEHYDRATION, GOY. IT CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $10.99/BOTTLE
>>79344446
The more I read it the more confusing it becomes. It's like a fusion of science, bureaucracy and kikery.
>>79344446
It sounds more like it's saying that dehydration is not a disease than water does not prevent dehydration.
Only dead can save us now.
>>79342200
kill yourself
>>79344812
I think they mean that drinking water now does not prevent or make you less susceptible to dehydration in the future.
Which is technically correct.
>>79341332
Uhhhhhhhh
>>79345385
If you drink a lot of water before a hike, you'll be less likely to become thirsty during the hike.
>>79341332
It's kind of true. You need some salt with it or all that will happen is dilution of your electrolytes and hyponatremia.
>>79341332
>drinking the hydro jew
It can't prevent it. It simply solves it.
All that can be documented is that if you are dehydrated and drink water, you are no longer dehydrated.
However, if you remain hydrated and were drinking water at the time, all that can be said is that you are not dehydrated. The cause of the continued hydration could be any number of factors.
>>79341332
EU: But you need electrolytes, its got what plants need.
>>79341332
WARNING:
Do not become addicted to water.
It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
>>79342200
Kek smiles on the truth
>>79341332
oy vey
We can't have them goys drinking non-fluoridated water!
Only tap water will prevent dehydration
>>79345905
They don't have forced medication in the EU yet, they are trying to shill for why you should be mandated to take vaccines at the governments discretion, though.
>they actually discussed this shit
>>79346138
Remember the UN un-Nazi'd the world forever..
>>79345905
They atually put Fluoride on your tap water?
>>79345775
>It can't prevent it. It simply solves it.
If I drink a glass of water now, am I more likely, or less likely to become dehydrated in five minutes?
>>79346551
Some areas in the UK do
>>79346662
EU is being massively autistic, the prime function of big government.
>>79346723
For what? To keep your teeth clean? Fluoride is dangerous for consumption thats why we spit it out after brushing
remember, only Brawndo™ can truly prevent dehydration. It's got electrolytes, they're what plants crave!
>>79346887
Different concentrations; but I'm not totally disagreeing with you, would like more research on it and less hush.
>18 Nov 2011
It's just a ban on false advertising.
But your typical /pol/ sheeple will just bark at anything EU related without a second thought.
>>79341332
Did you forget that facts are racist?
>>79341332
BAN ASSAULT WATER
THERE IS NO REASON YOU NEED A WATER BOTTLE LARGER THAN 1 LITER.
>>79341332
>Last night
i.e. 17 Nov. 2011
This was a non-story then, and it's a non-story now. Unfortunately, it's just this kind of made up bollocks that has driven my fellow countrymen to commit ritual sudoku.
Fucking good job Torygraph.
>>79346968
Water does prevent dehydration tho. I know Poland's education system is a bit of a joke, but come on.
>>79346965
I would like them to keep medication out of my food supply. Even if it's low, it is apparently high enough to have an desired effect, that means it is also high enough to have unwanted side effects, especially if you can't control the individual dosage.
>>79345775
It can prevent it. If you drink more water ahead of something physically strenuous you can last longer until you become dehydrated.
>>79347082
This is what they unironically do at airports. It's 500ml - but not in one assault bottle, only 5x100ml in a ziplock back :^)
>>79346951
Underrated
For the first time, I give props to the UK for leaving the EU.
EU confirmed retarded.
>>79346551
in the US too. Its benefits for dental health apparently outweigh small negative effects
>>79347084
Kys my man
in other news eating food doesn't solve hunger
>>79347107
at least read the article:
>“The EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct.
“This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”
EU prevented water producers from Jewing you by trying to tell you their magical bottled water does miracles.
>>79344812
>“water loss in tissues” or “reduced water content in tissues”, are measures of water depletion and thus are measures of the disease.
but they use that terminology themselves to describe dehydration
>>79347608
Nobody is stupid enough to think water is anything but a basic necessity. Are they?
>>79341332
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
The public is just as stupid is the problem.
>>79347767
never underestimate human stupidity
I guess the EU is banning this because they want to protect people with an IQ of 60
>>79346968
dont try reasoning with them, most a children that dont understand how labeling laws work
>>79347510
Ah, the ever ready wit of the Brexiteer. It's so refreshing. I can almost taste the new British renaissance*.
*Terms and conditions apply. Use of the term British does not necessarily include Scotland, NI or Gibraltar.
>>79347487
Yeah goy our government has our best interests at heart
>>79347794
>7.7% or Europeans can't into water
>>79347608
Here's is what the claim actually was, as presented in the EU's ruling.
>The claimed effect is “regular consumption of significant amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration and of concomitant decrease of performance”.
Wow! I'm so glad the EU "protected" me from being jewed by such blatantly false claims. How could I ever recover from such a thorough jewing?!
Thank you, EU!
>>79347794
The fact that there is still a percentage that agrees on EU bothers me
>>79347767
Yes, there are enough dumb people out there everywhere.
Europeans like nanny-state approach by regulating everything whereas in US company would be sued by some dumbass that believed what the label claimed.
Different means to the same end.
>>79347894
>everything anybody does that is not directly connected to me is a nefarious plot
>>79347875
>trying this hard on 4chan
This isn't Twitter.
>>79347854
But they're not claiming that water cures cancer, or doubles the length of your cock. They're saying that their product can help if you're dehydrated. This shouldn't be a debate, much less a ruling.
>>79347794
>the jury is still out on water
I love Europe
>>79348099
>This isn't Twitter
No shit? Well, with razor sharp minds like yours, I'm sure Brexit is in good hands.
>>79348181
Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.
He said: “The EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration and that is correct.
“This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled water which is not a reasonable claim.”
>>79344446
Dr.Moritz (((Hagenmeyer))) and Prof. Dr.Andreas (((Hahn)))
>>79348122
yes but their reasoning is that the general public (who are stupid unlike the master race EU globalists) will think this means that bottled water in particular is special and that they should buy it
and I bet they would be correct in the case of extremely stupid people
>>79345722
This.
Only smartest post in the thread.
Over-consumption of water can kill you through severe swelling and brain malfunction.
At average, it gives annoying headaches, weakness, confusion and dizziness.
Over-consumption is actually quite common in groups of people.
Especially people that exercise.
You'd think all those fucking electrolyte sports drinks would be popular with them, but it seems they are just as retarded as the people that drink electrolyte drinks and DON'T work out. (which is making many people chronically ill)
mainlanders are autistic
>>79341332
And they wonder why we voted leave
>>79341332
>producer of water
God?
>>79344812
this. Supposedly their intention was to prevent bottlers from making health claims on any "protective" property of water. Still stupid though
>>79348377
Jesus, what the fuck happened to buyer beware? And why not publicly state that all water (besides salt water) can stop dehydration if they're going this far?
>>79348122
As long as the label claims benefits not confirmed by scientific research it's false advertising and it's likely to be be:
-banned by regulation in EU with fine paid to governments
-sued the shit out of in US with compensation paid to lawyers
>>79346551
Do they actually disinfect pinoy water?
>>79348664
please drink 1 gallon of distilled water so we dont have to face your existence anymore.
>>79341332
what alternative did they propose?
>>79348692
>As long as the label claims benefits not confirmed by scientific research
Holy shit! I found the guy who replied "the jury is still out on water" in this poll. >>79347794
>>79348875
>implying you would feel well after drinking a gallon of tap water
As long as you eat food you can't get electrolyte imbalance from drinking distilled water, in usual amounts.
>>79348875
t. Merkel
>>79349128
A. Education
>they literally have to have a meeting to confirm water is wet
>this shit isn't onion
>mfw i can't wake up
>>79349205
It's a blanket term, I'm sure your globalist overlords could be more specific than I care to be for a stranger who I'll never meet.
>>79345385
>>79345775
>Americans don't know how to water
I'm still not awake from this dream
>>79347854
Well hello there armies of rapefugees with an IQ of below 60
except thats fuckin true
god damn, did any of you fucks pay attention in school
>>79341332
>>79348036
Brb, filing a multimillion dollar claim against water companies
I gotta ask, what is up with the tap water in Florida? I went there last year and had some fountain water, later my stomach was in alot of pain.
>>79341332
>Companies add some meme buzzwords to fucking water bottles with health benefits like "prevents dehydration"
>Retards too stupid to realize that this means nothing
>Retards now only buying the """""health benefit""""" water
It's consumer protection for very stupid people.
Nothing to see here.
>>79345889
>>79345889
>>79345889
>>79350641
So you really think that "Hydration prevents dehydration" is a statement so fallacious that it deserves a multinational law preventing it from being said?
The meaning behind the statement is true. You can prevent the effects of dehydration (temporarily) by hydrating.
>>79350461
They put in a shitton of chlorine, also some places seem to have a lot of sulfur in there
>>79350881
It deserves it, if it's blatant fearmongering or false advertising that benefits people who lie or make up shit to their customers.
It doesn't matter how small the benefit is or how small the lie.
>>79341332
this is now a water drinking thread
>>79341332
Good goy, drink the corn jew.
>>79341332
>2011
>>79351253
Gotta cool the processors down.
>>79341332
"Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet." - EU commission on whether or not plants need water in order to grow.
>>79351068
>"water prevents dehydration" is fearmongering
>drinking water
>unironically
Apocalypse yourself my bloke
>>79344812
they are saying that no disease is curable or even treatable unless its been approved by themselves.
its a way to control who can and cannot make claims to health. on one hand, this is essential, otherwise you have GE putting rice powder in plastic pills and saying they cure cancer and diabetes.
on the other hand, there is a virulent strain of skeptic that believes disease is inherently incurable and untreatable, only manageable by professionals.
>>79341332
its shit like this that leads to spoons being considered dangerous
>>79341332
So what does prevent Dehydration? Do we know anything that can do it? Is the EU about to experience an unstoppable dehydration epidemic that will empty the whole continent?
>>79351820
I'd say it's more like intentionally playing with the lack of knowledge and adding a statement that seems like this Water is better than other waters, while having zero added benefits. It plays with their fears of something so elementary like water being not good enough for you.
It turn, if that shit works, it practically forces all other water companies to adopt the same practice of essentially lying to their customers.
That's the problem here. Making shit up shouldn't be rewarded.
>>79351875
kek
>>79341332
oh you europoors are so silly
>>79352503
anyone dumb enough to not realize that water stops them from being dehydrated, and purchases their water based on that fact deserves to lose money
>>79341332
They can just put "Water relieves dehydration"
>>79352836
This is fundamentally not how european countries work. Our customer protection extends to those that do stupid shit out of lack of knowledge. The EU has ruled many many times in favor of customers for shit that tried to come here from the US that was blatantly designed to abuse customer rights.
Yea this one is a little silly, but then again, when you buy a burger here, there is actually meat inside, thanks to EU intervention, so I'm taking some silly ruling over chlorine chicken (google it, it's disgusting) any day.
>>79345975
>>79346951
The sum of these post is equal to one shitpost.
Actually if you only drink distilled water you are going to die of thirst buddy.
>>79341332
>3 year investigation
>21 scientist
To conclude that hydration doesn't prevent dehydration
I'll be sure glad when Jesus Christ sets this all straight during his millennial reign.
>>79341332
Britain needs to skip the two years.
>>79346951
So Idiocracy confirmed for documentary?
>>79356108
Maybe they're selling seawater
>>79352836
Continental Europeans are regulation fetishists, they take the stance that something unregulated is inherently wrong, they'd rather spend 5 years drafting legislation that applies only to the absolutely retarded rather than just let things be
>>79345385
This.
>>79345563
This prevents the effects of dehydration, it doesn't help preventing the causes.
Compare for instance with the amputation of a limb. This prevents the development of disease in that limb, thus it can be said that amputation of hands prevents development of, let's say, fungal infections on the hands.
So since drinking water doesn't changes your body in a way to prevent dehydration, water doesn't help preventing dehydration.
Absolutely retarded, but also absolutely correct.
>>79352251
Genesplicing with camels.
FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>>79357877
Since "dehydration" refers to the state of having very little water in one's body, frequently drinking water should prevent one from entering such a state.
>>79341332
>bans the label that water rehydrates
>isotonic drinks like Brawndo monopolize on rehydration market
>water is used solely for toilets
>Eurocucks start to water their crops with Brawndo because that's what plants crave
>>79341332
In the US you can't say it either without getting anally raped by the fda. Only regulated drugs can prevent or cure medical conditions.
>>79341332
>Europe honestly beleives that water does not prevent dehydration
>and they still believe that they are better the America
Honestly """""white""""" people, you're something else.
>>79341332
>if you drink the water, it wins
r8 my desktop background
>>79341826
Beer is cheaper desu.
>>79341826
Yesss and diet soda is good for you goyim
Drink up that sweet aspartame and don't worry about the brain cancer
Wudd'ya need a brain for anyway? Let us Jews think for you
>>79361119
>Deus Ex
10/10 anon
>>79361119
>taskbar in the side
cancer
>>79361490
siderbar masterrace coming through
>>79361490
>>79361965
Just bought a 21:9 monitor
Might start doing this
>>79343791
don't worry, i doubt they'd do anything other than spill your filthy mick blood.
>>79361119
>>79361965
>>79361490
> win 10
no one points out the spyware
may as well tell every one what your doing
If I am currently performing an activity that is causing my tissues to lose water (I.e. dehydration) and also currently drinking water, so that my stomach can pass water reserves to my tissues (I.e hydration), what am I doing exactly?
Am I preventing dehydration from occurring which would otherwise occur if I am not drinking water during an activity (I.e rehydration).
Water can prevent dehydration. It doesn't always prevent it. For instance you might be using it to wash your hands or drinking it when your tissues are already fully hydrated (because EU knows your quantities of hydration units).
Next think you know they are going to day you can't say something is delicious because some people don't have tongues or other people will never choose to eat it because if a tree
falls in a forest, etc.. etc..
>>79363801
>implying windows 7 and 8 aren't the same
EU is right, dehydration is a medical condition, you can't sell products to treat medical conditions
>>79364103
>implying i use anything windorks or crapple
not using Linux go kill your self
>>79348122
I>>79348377
Well in germanistan you don't get free table water at a restaurant. You must pay for it, and it costs the same as mineral water, soda, or beer.
It is literally a bottle of tap water.
>>79364384
*tips fedora*
>>79347242
Fluride displaces iodine in your body which can be really fucking bad. They don't even use the natual fluride from minerals and shit, they use the excess from making fertilizer.
>>79348446
this will and has been ignored by the rest of the thread who continue to go "LOL WUT THE FUCK ITS WATER ITS HYPDRATION"
>>79348973
Drink mudslime semen instead.
>>79341332
It's in everyone's best interest for their own protection.
Studies have shown that 100% of people who drink water inevitably die as a direct result.
>>79364503
should have known you were australian
>>79348446
You know how much fucking water you have to drink for that to happen? You have to be nearly starving already for that to happen. In which case you have much bigger problems than dehydration.
>>79347854
but people with an iq of 60 don't understand that they need water. They usually buy soda.
>>79344446
So basically, you can say that water can eliminate dehydration, but cannot act as a vaccine against dehydration -- it removes but does not confer immunity (i.e. "prevent") dehydration.
WEW LAD THE PUBLIC WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT ON THEIR OWN
>>79365697
>Studies have shown that 100% of people who drink water inevitably die as a direct result.
wtf i hate water now
>>79341332
Crashing the EU, with no survivors!
>>79369046
People with an IQ of 50 can't figure out the main ingredient in soda.
>>79341332
Are you guys trying to win #1 in stupidity?
This is a loss of basic common sense!?
HYDRATE
HYDRA meaning WATER.
WTF
Only Brawndo is the thirst mutilator!
Water is for toilets
>>79347794
Probably just some antifa fags butthurt over brexit.
They have a weird pseudo patriotic appreciation of the EU
>>79370760
How long until they are watering plants with gatorade?
>>79370804
Yet they oppose trade deals.
The left here went berserk over the TPPA deal but will defend the EU till death.
Confused sheep raised on leftist propaganda
>>79342200
https://islamqa.info/en/102609
big water companies as in muslims
>>79370937
They already use a nutrient mix, they don't use straight water to water plants.
>>79371069
But plants need electrolytes.
It's what they crave.
>>79371069
I can talk to plants and they told me they like water "out da toilet"
Makes sense that mainland Western Europe would want to ban water with how much shitskin semen they consume.
>>79348446
You'd have to drink gallons of water in a short time for it to kill you. Sports drinks are unpopular with people who exercise because they often contain sugar or worse forms of sweetener.
>>79348446
How the fuck did man survive the millennia and evolve into what he is today without sports drinks?
Keep in mind that humans have only had electricity since the early 1900's
>>79355676
don't you dare try to pollute my bodily fluids
>>79346662
try several liters and several hours, respectively.
the more you drink, the more you piss, and the clearer your piss is. apparently endurance athletes often suffer from water intoxication because they think they can/have to "hoard" water in order to not dehydrate while exercising.
so obviously your body demands a relatively steady flow of water, neither too much nor too little.
i dont know if this is a big enough problem to warrant regulation or if this regulation will do anything to solve it though. in general, being slightly dehydrated is way more common and can cause overeating, making it partially responsible for obesity
How long until we start watering plants with mountain dew?
>>79371716
Jesus did it.
It's a fucking stupid law that implies people are retarded. But the label itself is just as retarded. Fuck this gay earth.
>>79341332
>>79347487
>Its benefits for dental health apparently
amerifats believe this
>>79372518
Why don't you go chew some food for your zika baby and let the adults have a discussion, hon?
>>79341332
>this level of strawman
For fucks sake the EU said it became dehydration is a non existent problem in developed countries. Drinking bottled water will not reduce your chances of a non existent problem. They aren't saying water doesn't solve dehydration.
>>79341332
Sounds like the lard-asses you guys have for health ministers are kicking things in to high gear. What's next, soda is actually healthy, and you should drink eight cans a day?
>>79344446
Sounds like corporations are just looking for an excuse to charge more money on water.
> drink water, it cures dehydration disease
and /pol/ thinks banning such claims is bad.
>>79344446
>>79369368
Advertising slogans implicitly refer to the product and is treated by such as regulatory agencies. For example, a brand cannot bottle tap water and paste a label on it saying "Mineral water has shown to be full of minerals necessary to a healthy body." That would be false advertising. So water here refers to the product, bottled water. And it does not significantly reduce risk of dehydration in the public because the risk of dehydration is already practically zero.
>>79341332
Falls advertisment.
Not all wather can preven dehydration
>>79372060
Pls not that movie
>>79373953
Also if you are actually experience some of the worse symptoms of the earlier stages of dehydration, it might not be sufficient to drink water and you may have problems trying.
>>79341332
literally what
Mark my words, within a year it will be full blown 1984 from the EU.
Fucking hell there are more important things to ban than a FUCKING CLAIM ABOUT THE ABILITIES OF WATER.
>>79341332
Why bother?
Who was being hurt by companies labeling their water bottles as "able to prevent dehydration?"
>>79361119
>Starbound
Ayyy, how is it, got better? Haven't tried it in a while. 6 months or so.
>>79375544
i also wanna know this
>>79343791
I remember that...here's a pic of them collecting Christian blood for them to market.
this was back in 2011
>>79376608
was this proven correct?
>>79344446
>Dehydration is a condition of body water depletion
But somehow drinking water wont fix it? Really the EU is it's own bizarro universe.
>>79346951
>ctrl+f
>brawndo
top kek m8
>>79376608
> Find this really hot
Should I kill myself, pol?
>>79378000
yhea.
>>79378000
do it.
>>79341771
>switzerland is not excluded from Pepe
pls.
>/pol/ full of moron dumbshits
>gobbling up semen sucking off the TELEGRAPH
>from 5 years ago
>what else is new
Enjoy your 'Eating our burgers fights hunger', 'Sleeping in our beds helps sleepiness* and 'This raincoat stops rain' ads. You dumb fucking idiot retards.
>>79351390
I like how they can't have her with the full bottle, doubt she could hold it
>>79342004
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>79342200
>Most likely some big water bottling companies have lobbied the right people to pass legislation that only makes the "correct" labelling of bottles legal, effectively stopping the smaller competition.
That makes some sense.
>>79379250
>This EUphile asshurt
Go home to cry to mommie Merkal and then kill yourself man-baby.
>>79379895
way to make a point dumbass, kys
>>79344446
>A company applied for a label that says that drinking water has disease risk reduction.
>The company cant use science to back those claims
>The panel does not grant them the label that they obviously cant back up
The EU did the right thing.
They never said it does not prevent dehydration.
>reading comprehension down does it work
>>79377898
No usually you need a saline solution IV and some other injections, there are two types of dehydration, one from water loss one from mineral salt loss, and drinking more water could actually make it worse if you are suffering from isotonic dehydration, you may cause more harm by drinking regular water because you aren't replenishing the minerals.
>>79373739
>And it does not significantly reduce risk of dehydration in the public because the risk of dehydration is already practically zero.
What if you're a construction worker slaving outdoors in the sun? Better drink some water every once in a while then.
BUT DON'T ADVERTISE IT AS SUCH!
Keep it a secret. Sip that water on the down low and if anyone asks just tell them you like the taste. We're all pretending drinking water isn't good to prevent dehydration as a massive EU-wide prank to see if anyone really falls for it.
So how much water do I need to drink to become immune to dehydration?
>>79381544
Like maybe 5 or 6 my dude
>>79377585
Reports of the Christian blood being marketed in Saudi Arabia is all I got around to hearing about...
>>79349281
You made me lose my shit but then I realized and my hysterical laughter turned into screams of terror.
>>79348342
Why do Americans think that every German last name is Jewish?
>>79382520
Fuq
>>79344446
This is general law prose.
The EU turned it down because food regulations have to prove they combat diseases. The academics can't prove dehydration is a disease - it is a state. The EU therefore decided the claim does not comply with the requirements of a disease risk reduction message.
I imagine you can say 'this water prevents dehydration', but not 'this water cures the disease of dehydration'.
