http://hiddenamericans.com/politics/breaking-trump-campaign-vetting-chris-christie-for-vp/
COME ON POLL RESPOND
>>79310615
He better not be serious. First, no one wants a fatty in the white house. Second, Christie will be the next LBJ if Trump picks him. Trump has to be smarter than that. He needs someone who scares the establishment more than he does.
>>79310615
He seriously can't...
>>79310615
I can't trust a mouth that's kissed the wailing wall.
Fuck, I was hoping Ben "can't arson" Carson.
>>79310615
Please no
>>79310615
>hiddenamericans.com
Okay.
>>79310615
>>79310788
Fake news is fake.
This is a slide thread.
I am now feeling the Johnson
>>79311127
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/30/politics/chris-christie-donald-trump-vp-vetting/
Honestly I would of been happy with almost anyone other then Sarah Palin
>>79310615
Stupid Cunt-Obese Cunt 2016!
What could go wrong?
>>79311171
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/30/politics/chris-christie-donald-trump-vp-vetting/
>>79311219
I am now feeding the christie. burgers. lots of burgers.
>>79310615
Oh great we'll have a president colored like an ooompa ooompa and a Vice President shaped like one...
>>79310615
Everyone knows the VP will be Ivanka
>>79310615
I'm not even a #manlet4randlet but Rand would be the perfect VP.
Amongst other things, he'd fucking rip in the VP debates. Imagine him against Warren.
>>79311264
he's just slightly under average height, is why he looks large, especially next to a bean pole like obama.
>>79310788
Oy Vey I'm shvitzing under my yarmulke it's like anotha shoah!!!!
I heard he is losing weight, anyway. look at these moves.
>>79311171
not the brightest little first time voter, eh?
>>79311508
I love that part where he shakes his moneymaker.
>>79311258
>I would of been
>I would of
>would of
>would of
>would of
>>79311622
you could of said something nice, you know.
>>79311071
This is the best route.
>>79310615
Fetching mcdonalds in marine 1
>>79310941
>no one wants a fatty in the white house
What do you have against Taft?
>>79311727
I wonder how many times he has to flush while dumping to avoid jamming the pipes.
>>79310615
NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
that fat fuck is only going to hinder Donald. Why would he do this?
god I fucking hate fat people
>>79311727
please make the ZOG days are over
Insta-lose.
>>79310941
This. Christie could be Atty Gen or something, Not veep. Veep should be someone with experience in national politics and who can draw Democrats, ie Webb.
>>79311258
Sarah Palin would've been great, she makes leftists furious.
![mafia-cartoon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UIVqS2v.jpg "mafia-cartoon[1].jpg")
>>79310615
WHAT A TRUSTWORTHY DUO!
I highly doubt it will be him.
>>79310941
>Second, Christie will be the next LBJ if Trump picks him
Hardly. everyone except jack despised LBJ, and called him names like Rufus Cornpone behind his back, but of course that sort of thing always works its way back to the target.
Chris would be a fine New Jersey match for Trump's manhattan.
>>79312017
>>79312038
Goys, Shemitah is at its end, rejoice!
>>79311853
Wiping is actually more of an issue. I had to start using baby wipes because you can just jam them in there and twist them around until the poop rubs off.
>>79310615
>Trump is TR
>Christie is Taft
It would work, Christie would probably make Trump lose more points though. He'd rape any of Clinton's VP choices in the VP debates, but he brings more baggage than goods.
>>79312038
>she makes leftists furious.
the problem with sarah is that she actually is kinda dumb.
TRUMP/CHRISTIE 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9cSQJO_HU
KEK WILLS IT
This would secure a loss for trump. No one likes Christie. Everyone here in new york and jersey hates him. He's an idiot and total dick
>>79310615
god I hope not. krispy kreme is the worst possible choice he could make
Cannot be true. Christie just agreed to a major gasoline tax in NJ (forcing us to petition the Senate Democrat to block it.)
As AG, yes. VP would be a major mistake. Sessions is a much, much better pick and frankly the only credible one I've seen on the radar.
the most underwhelming vp pick since jack kemp. Jesus Christ.
>>79312394
>>79312449
I wanted to laugh, But instead I am filled with a sense of melancholy, disgust and hopelessness.
This ride won't end, we are cursed to ride it until it flies off the rails. This is our curse.
YOU FEEL IT TOO?
THE FUTURE WAS OURS DAMN IT.
MAKE THEM GIVE IT BACK.
I was looking forward to Christie being an attack dog for Trump, not his vp.
His vp has to be able to attract independents and centrist retards. I don't even know what centrism means any more because Trump is the most centrist motherfucker I've ever seen to come out from the Left or Right.
>>79311258
Palin isn't that bad although she's not a good VP for Trump at all. She basically has the same problem that Trump has, the media lies about her all the time so she everyone thinks she's stupid for shit that she never actually said.
She's definitely much more of a brain than Hillary does. Hillary just comes off as competent because of the way the media reports about her even though Hillary has done nothing but fail for the entirety of her career.
>>79311394
He only looks about 2 or 3 inches shorter than King Nigger which would make Chris about 5'9 - 5'11. I see a Yuge height difference when Obama stands next to Putin.
>>79312316
Yea, she's so dumb cause she thinks there's only 2 genders, us enlightened progressives know there are as many genders as you want there to be.
>>79312741
Dude, she could see RUSSIA... fucking RUSSIA.
Obviously she is qualified.
>>79312708
>I was looking forward to Christie being an attack dog
>>79312708
>Palin isn't that bad although she's not a good VP for Trump at all. She basically has the same problem that Trump has, the media lies about her all the time so she everyone thinks she's stupid for shit that she never actually said.
im confused--are you suggesting the media gave her brain damage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E
>>79313128
you can see Russian land from American land. The Diomede islands are divided between the US and Russia. She made the comment about "Being able to look out over the water and see Russia" as a method to emphasize the Physical Proximity of our country to theirs. SNL changed the narrative by saying she claimed to be able to see Russia from her home.
>>79314923
Yes... but I think you are forgetting one thing.
SHE CAN SEE RUSSIA.
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE OREOS.
Christie would only make them look even more pathetic to "moderates" and "independents". Now they'd have the "orange guy and the fat guy" to throw at us.
>>79311840
That was before television, and modern media. It won't fly anymore.
>>79312101
I meant they will assassinate Trump if the VP scares them less.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79310615
the problem is christy is no longer popular in nj
I wonder what was the exact number of chubby-cheeked sloppy blowjobs Trump required of him for this.
>One of Christie's main plans is to re-illegalize marijuana federally
>>79316106
You mean he'll make it.....DOUBLE-ILLEGAL?!?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Weren't we wanting him to pick Newt?
>>79316047
At least a dozen, though Trump made Krispy buy his own chocolate syrup to help the process along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYkyjhgbzaY
>>79310615
that sucks, its the worse possible pick
>>79310615
>/pol/ unironically wanting Chris Christie in any position other than hanging upside down from the winch of a japanese fishing boat with harpoons sticking out of him.
The guy is antigun, pro surveillance, gives no shits about the rights of american citizens and sold his state down the river for twinkies.
What the hell is wrong with all of you?
>>79310615
>Trump lets it leak that he's vetting the fat man
>Hillary campaign starts attacking Christie
>Trump announces Jeff Sessions as his VP pick
>Hillary campaign wasted their time going after the wrong guy, and look incompetent (as usual)
that's how 4d chess is played
here i got a few extras
>>79310615
kek, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse they go for the morbidly obese crook
>>79316290
Yes, he'll introduce a new Schedule 0 specifically for pot that includes mandatory 20-year sentences without the possibility of parole for the first instance of possession.
Pray to Kek guys, we need to change this! Kek will make Farage his vp
>>79316340
I still want Pitchfork Pat.
>>79316766
>>79316877
oh fuck, you wouldn't believe how many times this keeps happening to me. If I'm in a thread, it will have sevens at the bottom or I'll get them. All boards.
>>79316811
>peyote and mushrooms are more harmful than fucking ambien and vicodin
Bootlicking sheep will unironically agree with this
>>79316106
Good
Fucking degenerate
>>79317131
He is speaking to you, spread his word brother
>>79310615
That fat fuck? Nice.
>>79317270
You're on an anime imageboard and probably play video games and you're calling someone else degenerate
How are the NEETbux this week, General Autismus?
>>79312038
Yes, they laugh with unbridled fury whenever she opens her mouth.
>>79310615
If he chooses Christie, he's finished.
>>79315255
>That was before television, and modern media. It won't fly anymore.
Taft was fucking ridiculed to shit by the press for being fat, he was obese in a time when hardly anybody anywhere was. If anything it's more acceptable today than less.
>>79310615
Chris Christie will make Trump lose the election if he's the VP choice.
Literally everyone outside of NJ, and probably most in NJ think he's a gross retard
>>79316606
This. Sadly anon your words fall on deaf dandruff encrusted ears, as the majority of /pol/ users are too retarded to understand.
>>79310615
>>79311053
this
>>79310615
It's a fake.
The VP will be Ted Cruz. Screencap this post.
>weds Trump's working class coalition with trad conservatives
>huge wow effect to drive attention to the convention
>kills the Conservative elements of #NeverTrump
>convention goes off without a hitch
>Mobilizes conservatives and grassroots
>Get those big Cruz donors
>grassroots organizations will lend staff and expertise to quickly set up Trump ground game
>>79310615
>GEE, I WONDER IF TRUMP IS FALSE OPPOSITION
>>79317879
Not to mention that choosing Christie gives him no strategical advantage in terms of regional politics. Why choose a widely reviled senator from a state that already has predilections for voting blue. As I've heard it before Trump needs to target the rust belt states and their working class constituents.
>>79318004
>Trump mysteriously falls from Trump Tower
>El Rato takes the throne
Ya, nah, if it's Rato I'll fuckin kill him the day after inauguration to protect the Emperor
>>79310615
>Not anouncing it in the mechanical stairs in the Trump tower
Kind of dissapointed
>>79310615
>two old fat ugly white guys
Lol he need to pick a woman or a handsome black man
>gun grabbing fat piece of shit governor of one of the worst states in the union
FUCK
FUCK
WHY
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>79311727
>could of
>>79310615
you niggers better be right about this, i just threw 20 bucks on my sportsbetting account cuz chris christie is paying 10-1 on it.
YOU BEST BE RIGHT OP YOU FAGGOT
>>79319075
what a cuck, go die in a favela, monkey
>>79316645
plz be wrong, i want my 200 bucks, im pretty poor these days cuz no roommate...
Shit, here in New Jersey we voted for the guy and we still hate him. Christie as VP pick would be stupid.
>>79310941
This.
Chrissy would be the end of his campaign.
Might as well pack it in.
>>79310615
If he's serious then I'm dropping him.
If he picks Christie he's only doing it to save his floundering casino in Atlantic City.
And now its starting to make sense.....
Oh no.....
This guy is only looking out for his businesses, and not about MAGA....
Holy shit ......
>>79320581
are you a cruz missile now?
Gimme a break, VP position was only ever supposed to be for a last resort in case the president gets whacked or dies, choosing someone nobody likes ensures he might live longer.
Christie isnt the best choice, but he's better than most.
>>79320581
>If he's serious then I'm dropping him.
This.
>>79310615
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT SLIMY FAT FUCK MUST NEVER BE VP OR PRESIDENT.
He does not respect the US constitution, nor the right to bear arms.
That fat fucking piece of shit needs to go kill himself.
>>79312741
She's a based conservative, but not in a leadership way. She's a dull person who has no understanding of science (this isn't just leftist propaganda).
Also she's a religious fanatic. She appeals to the dumb type of Republican who has no clue about the underlying philosophy.
>>79320730
Chris Christie is from the toilet bowel of the entire world, New Jersey.
Having New Jersey white trash like him as VP will only make this country look like a laughing stock. On top of Christie's mental incompetence.
He represents everything that's wrong with America. Lazy, buffoonish, slow, gluttonous, on top of being vindictive.
Fuck this presidential election man.
>>79321576
okay, how often do you hear from obamas VP? does anyone remember anything Bush's VP said, ever?
whether its a good call or not is beside the point, its kinda irrelevant. I wanted one of his sons to be picked personally.
>>79310615
please god no
not like this
>>79321915
Regardless, just the whole idea of Christie cheapens the whole presidency and that's not just me, theres a whole lot of people that would feel the same way. Trump will look like a king of goons instead of an emperor god king
