>>Artisan bread
>>Artisan bagels
>>Artisan cheese
>>Microbreweries
>>Lofts
>>Exposed brick walls
>>Planking
>>Food photography
>>Greek Yogurt
>>Septum piercings
>>Micro-apartments
>>Goji Berries
>>Japanese/Chinese character tatoos
>>Skinny jeans
>>Dyed hair
>>Vaping
>>Warby Parker
>>Social media
>>Backyard hydroponics
>>Kale
>>"Organic" food
>>Veganism
>>Yoga
>>Paleo diet
>>Fat acceptance
>>Selfie sticks
>>"Apps"
>>Full-Stack Development
>>Vlogs
>>Blogs
>>Bjork
>>Indie games
>>Indie movies
>>Indie bands
>>BPA free
>>Coconut oil
>>Seasoned cast iron skillet
>>Quinoa
>>IKEA
Anyone else tired of white people's pretentious hipster bullshit?
As opposed to what? Fat hillbillies and guns?
More tired of niggers and their same old shit that's been the same since the 80's.
>>79297488
Holy shit talk about autism
Yeah let's just drown our food in spices and claim to be good at cooking.
>>79297488
Japanese and Coy tattoos are race appropriation. Fucking hipster assholes.
>>79297488
>bread and bagels
Better bread is good.
>artisan cheese
cheese making is an absolute art, and us Americans are well behind our French pals but we're getting better. This is good.
>microbreweries
Good beer is good.
>food photogs
Food porn is good.
>Greek yogurt
Tasty
>Vaping
Autism personified
>Kale
It's a fucking superfood breh.
>Organic food
I don't like eating bug spray.
>Yoga
Will literally change your life for the better, try it.
>Coconut oil
Very high smoking point which makes it amazing for frying at high heats. Also a great skin and nail moisturizer and great to put in your hair for 30 mins or so.
>Seasoned cast ironed skillet
I don't think you know what seasoned means. And this isn't new, we've been using these since the 1800s family.
>Quinoa
Good shit and good for you. Very versatile.
>>79297488
Goji berries and micro brews are actually dank tbqhfam
>Stop liking what I don't like
Fuck off; only faggots are more bothered by hipsters than niggers, spics and etc. Don't like craft beer and indie music? Ignore it. Besides, some hipster bitches are hot.
>>79297488
I would add:
Artisan coffee
Almond milk
Low-fat milk
Acai berries
Deconstructed food
Camping
>>79297488
What's your problem with lofts? I keep my library up there.
>>79298062
shitlib detected.
>>79298012
>Organic food
>I don't like eating bug spray.
You dont know what organic means
enjoy your e.coli
>>79297488
i hate white people for political correctness and all the other insincere degeneracy.
>>79297488
>mfw i bet you dont even know what a seasoned skillet is
>>79298300
Organic speaks to the way the crops were raised, and any use of insecticides means labeling the crop as organic is against the law. There are strict FDA regulations on what can be labeled organic in America.
>>79298222
You caught me
>>79298300
We wash our food over here, not shit on it..
>>79297488
>>Backyard hydroponics
What's bad about it? Keep ducking on that corporate cock, shill
>>79298435
no
its just fertiliser
without spraying every crop would die
i fucking have a farm you dumb fuck
>>79298510
what is chipotle
I think it's funny how white hipsters unwillingly create some the whitest spaces imaginable. They long for the past days of white america and don't even realize it. Go to a farmers market and see how many non-whites there are. They are practically non-existent
A seasoned cast iron skillet is a skillet with fat cooked into the surface. If you tried to cook with a non-seasoned skillet everything you cooked would just stick to the pan and you'd end up with a mess.
When you get a new cast iron you typically rub it down with oil and bake it off for an hour or so to season it, but cast irons get better and better the more you use since you keep seasoning it over time.
>wah why don't people have a shitty life like me
You have to go back
>>79298435
>and any use of insecticides means labeling the crop as organic is against the law.
No, you use organic insecticides and pesticides you idiot.
There's literally nothing pretentious about enjoying experimental art, or eating organic.
The fact that such a large portion of the population considers a faction of hobbies and lifestyles exclusive to one group of people astounds me!
>>79297488
What could be the cause of all those scabs?
>>79298540
It's natural fertilizer, no growth additives, and no insecticides when it comes to organic vegetables. My dad is literally an organic farmer.
>>79298610
That's what hipsterism is. A de facto form of segregation.
>>79298012
>I don't think you know what seasoned means. And this isn't new, we've been using these since the 1800s family.
>>79298396
>>mfw i bet you dont even know what a seasoned skillet is
The fact that you're talking about seasoned cast iron skillets with this air of elitist white arrogance that only white people can have, proves that they are hipster bullshit.
>>79298540
Then how did people grow farms for thousands of years? They obviously used organic methods. Why not use an organic spray?
>>79298746
I would also add that is not done 'unwillingly'.
>>79298737
Your dad is lying to you
You cant grow food without insecticides
>>79298830
Because thousands of years ago 95% of people spent 8hr in the field, picking bugs off
>>79298652
that's not insecticides as we would know them tho. Using hot pepper powder sprays or soap/oil, or something similar can ward off bugs. Just as egg shells can keep snakes away.
But actual chemical bug sprays cannot be used.
>>79298610
Or maybe they just like good food
No one, and I mean no one, is putting up signs saying that minorities can't go to the farmer's market.
>>79297488
>IKEA
wot, that shit is amazing. trash can everything else tho.
>>79297488
Why is greek yogurt hipster?
>>79298908
But that's fucking bullshit. Some bugs show up in organic produce, but that's a sign of good things. Sounds like you're too lazy to deal with bugs
>>79297607
I've noticed that too.
Blacks either never change or change very slowly.
Knowing this one of many reasons why I don't trust blacks controlling civilization or the future. Progress will halt if blacks get their way.
>>79298928
They don't have to. It's de facto economic segregation. Same as gentrification.
I don't have a problem with it, but let's call it what it is.
>>79298772
I seasoned griddles in the Navy in order to cook eggs for the assholes every morning. Our ignorance probably is our greatest weakness.
>>79297488
>those fingernails
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_coloration#Warning
microbreweries and kale are pretty redpilled I think
Wow OP, what an original thing to get all mad about!
There totally haven't been 100,000 "comedians" tackling this very subject for the past 30 years. Really fresh rant and insight. Thanks a lot buddy.
>>79298701
it becomes pretentious when I have to hear people like you drone on for hours about a performance where one guy sticks his dick up another guys bum
>>79299029
Wow you literally have no idea what you are talking about
http://www.ecfr.gov/cgi-bin/text-idx?c=ecfr&SID=06b088e611c5f18a4d02ca9945a1c3dd&rgn=div8&view=text&node=7:3.1.1.9.32.7.354.2&idno=7
https://www.ams.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media/Allowed-Prohibited%20Substances.pdf
Organic is a bullshit scam for hipsters
They actually use some metals that are carcinogenic but "natural"
>>79299079
Then it's a class issue not a race issue. You'll see rich minorities in those stores too. Asians are obsessed with food as well. You'll see plenty of middle class asians but no poor white people. So stop pretending like it's about race.
>>79297488
This, all of it, and I'm white.
>>79298852
He is one of the leaders of an organization of farmers markets in Texas, but those market's vendors are typically small farms. They ward off pests in a very natural way, but I cannot speak for the super large organic farms that are sending stuff to grocery stores.
>>79297488
we have advertising rammed into our consciousness since birth
naturally everyone is now their own product with gimmicks and other signals to label themselves, highlight their features, and mask their flaws
its totally transparent and none of you faggots are fooling anybody with your hipster identity bullshit but most people dont give a shit they just roll with it until the next wave of fads
>>79298160
I hate all the shit on your and op's list but what's wrong with camping?
>>79299079
If its de facto then you can't prove its there
That's when it becomes speculation.
>>79299256
> I have to hear people like you drone on for hours about a performance where one guy sticks his dick up another guys bum
I didn't say anything about that, nice idea, I'll admit.
You call it pretentious because you're scared of outside ideas.
>>79299331
What is shifting goalposts
We are talking about organic
Not produce that comes from someones garden thats not certified even. Because they cant afford it for a small op
>>79299359
because when people go camping they dont actually go camping
they buy a thousand dollars worth of survival gear and "rough it" for about six hours bitching the whole way
>>79299293
It is about race. People aren't willing to pay top dollar to participate in a culture that ultimately won't benefit them.
Any diversity you see is the same dynamic as the diversity at an elite university. It exists, but it's a rarefied elite.
>>79297488
What the fuck is wrong with greek yogurth?
>>79299167
>>Fashioning Cast-Iron Pans for Today’s Cooks
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/29/dining/cast-iron-skillet-finex-field-company.html?_r=0
>And cast-iron collecting has taken off. Buyers seek rare skillets like the Erie Spider, the Griswold Slant and the Wapak Chickenfoot; an elusive Sidney No. 8 is listed on eBay for $1,500.
>>$1,500 for a fucking pan.
Yeah. White hipster bullshit.
>>Pixel art
That too!
>>79299539
>It is about race. People aren't willing to pay top dollar to participate in a culture that ultimately won't benefit them.
What does that even mean? How would it not benefit them? It's all part of the culture of posting shit you eat on the internet and talking to your friends about it at work and on social media. That's a race neutral phenomenon. How would a non-white person benefit less from that than a white person? How is the culture exclusively white?
>>79299273
I already know this. However, organic farming is much less toxic for the environment and people, compared to conventional farming. Organic farmers are just way more caring of the planet that I've talked to than conventional farmers. Still use some toxic things, but not as much and shady as regular growing practices.
>>79299398
I am pretty indifferent to indie culture and I don't value ideas because they are outside or inside the mainstream, people that do are pretentious.
> implying full stack isn't more efficient and cheaper than a front end + back end dev
>>79299921
You sure do like to use the word pretentious.
Maybe you should act a bit more humble and describe it properly, such as "its over my head"
no
sage
>>79298160
Tall bikes
Bernie sanders
The young turks
Macklemore haircut
Tattoos
Wayfarers
Mom jeans
"I love my library" bumper stickers
Elon musk obsession
Social justice
Urban Development
>>79300086
>reading comprehension
Do you want to try that again champ?
>>79297607
80's ? more like 80BC
>>79297488
Eh I can appreciate it. Gentrification is an amazing asset for purifying neighborhoods
>>79299421
you said you can't grow food without pesticides. except I do it in my yard
checkmate
>>79297488
>Full-Stack Development
>bad
you almost got me there shill friend
>>79300272
Where I live we have a neighborhood that's half hipsters and half niggers. Literal hell
>>79297488
>>Artisan bread
>>Artisan bagels
>>Artisan cheese
>>Microbreweries
>>Greek Yogurt
>>Quinoa
>>Goji Berries
>>Kale
All delicious and or healthy
>>Lofts
>>Exposed brick walls
>>Micro-apartments
Aesthetic
>>Planking
>>Food photography
>>Skinny jeans
>>Dyed hair
>>Vaping
>>Warby Parker
>>Septum piercings
>>Japanese/Chinese character tatoos
>>"Organic" food
>>Veganism
>>Paleo diet
>>Fat acceptance
>>Selfie sticks
Stupid
>>Yoga
>>"Apps"
>>Full-Stack Development
>>Vlogs
>>Coconut oil
>>Seasoned cast iron skillet
What?
>>Social media
>>Blogs
>>Bjork
>>Indie games
>>Indie movies
>>Indie bands
Cool
>>BPA free
Non-toxic
>>IKEA
>>Backyard hydroponics
Lego for adults
>>79298540
>USDA determines what can be labelled organic in america
>pollack thinks because he owns a farm in poland he knows US law
polish "intellectuals"
>>79297488
I guess you could move to Africa? Embrace black culture, you can enjoy it for the whole 24 hours you're alive before they sacrifice you to a rain god.
>>79298385
>i hate white people for political correctness and all the other insincere degeneracy.
White people? You mean Jews, and they are not White. Elitist, liberal Whites used as tools by the Jew to bring out what you're hating.
I refer to PC as "politically brainwashed" because that is exactly what it is. When your speech is controlled because you have to overthink what you want to say but can't, these pieces of shit have won as they now control your thoughts, which is what the want. Control your thoughts and your actions are also controlled.
Being PC means you have been successfully brainwashed. Flip the switch and call PC for what it really is - brainwashing.
>>79300357
I work with a few startups and I can honestly say that the terms they come up with are pretty fucking stupid.
>growth hacker
>customer delight specialist
>sales evangelist
>social media curator
>programmer-in-residence
This shit makes me want to go on a machete murder spree.
>>79297488
Exactly brother, if they don't wear cargo shorts, carry a firearm, and drive a pickup truck I don't want nothin to do with em. Fucking retards.
>>79298012
Coconut oil is a medium smoke point oil you stupid fucking piece of shit.
>>79300527
Blogs and social media only enable attention whores though
>>79300527
Use seriously are clueless about coconut oil? I'd be embarrassed if I were you
>>79297488
Hey, man. Full-stack web development is a respectable job. Also, Greek yogurt is a good source of protein. Fuck all that other stuff though. My dad would fight you over the seasoned skillet thing, though. He worked in food preparation like 35 years ago and thinks he's a chef in spite of the fact that he never cooks.
>>79297488
I agree with you on a lot of these but
>>microbreweries make great fucking beers anon
>>Greek yogurt is an amazing source of lean protein
>>79299009
It's probably because American yoghurt looks, feels and tastes like a pot of emulsion. Real Greek yoghurt triggers them, hence the hipsters love it.
>>79300542
US law dictates law in other countries to a large extent
nice try
>>79297607
honeslty, music, fashion, fads, politics. Blacks have been doing the same shit day in and day out. There is no black counter culture. Old black people talk the same way, listen to the same music, and dress the same as black teenagers.
>>79299256
name one time all the people who are pretentious did that to you. Ill wait
>>79297488
I'm a white person and I agree with pretty much all of what you said. If you are a black man who criticizes his own race as harshly you have my respect to be quite honest.
The ultimate redpill regarding race is that each race can dig itself out of whatever rut that it's in or lose everything without any other race getting involved.. Black people are doing terribly in africa simply because they do not value concepts like building monolithic civilizations and extracting resources from their lands. They never thought to hold those values so they have evolved without them. It puts them at a disadvantage now, but that disadvantage could be negated if they truly worked on strengthening their race by their own initiative. If they could simply address their problems and work to rectify them they would overcome them, but for some reason most people in our times like to live life believing that there is no such thing as a flaw in a person or a race. Everyone is perfect and equal. This outlook is actually incredibly dangerous as races all over the world will degenerate when their romantic experiments with equality end up turning us all back into beasts, devolving us all because we simply ignore the challenges nature throws at our respective races. What we call culture is no less than the evolutionary paths we are taking, if we have a culture that celebrates virtues that enhance our ability to compete then that is the area in which we will proceed to evolve in.
The Jews are extraordinarily successful and manipulative economists because that has been a part of their culture for upwards of 2000 years. They have got progressively better in this area of competition between humans so in a sense you could say they have evolved in this area, not purely through natural selection but also unnatural. It has become a part of their nature to become manipulative international economists, you see? Monkey see; monkey do.
>>79302863
acquaintance of a classmate did after seeing some Cassavetes films
>>79303137
>one person
>>79299256
>claims people
thought so
>>79303229
you said name one time, faggot
>>79297488
Artisan food is a good thing, you nigger. Why shouldn't I be able to pay more to get a better product?
Next, are you going to call farmer's markets hipster because the food there isn't mass produced?
>>79297488
>Kale
>Bjork
>Quinoa
>Planking
>>79297488
>Full-Stack Development
What's wrong with full stack?
>>79297488
I had no idea hipsters had contributed so many good things. On balance I'm about 70% pro.
Thanks OP.
>>79297488
What's bad about paleo?
>>79299029
You're a total retard.
>t. got paid to pull pic-related out of barley crops
modern chemicals and fertilizers allowed everyone to move to the city, if you want to feed everyone "organic" then we need to move back.
>>79297488
Anyone else tired of OPs and their pretentious faggotry?
>>79300832
This
Also:
>"We are looking for JavaScript NINJA"
>"Looking for a ROCKSTAR developer"
Makes me sick
>>79299712
I didn't realize cooking with the same set of cast iron pans my great grandmother used is 'hipster bullshit'. I figured it's something to use because it works well and they make for tough pans, sorry if retards have latched onto something that's existed for hundreds of years.
>>79303672
>planking
Do people still do this?
>>79297488
Sauce on 'groid tits please
>>79297488
Is this pic supposed to be a Safe As Milk reference or not?
>>79302863
>>79303137
>>79303229
>>79303413
wew burger, that didnt go as planned did it?
>>79300899
You can eat kale and yogurt and own guns and trucks. I do.
I think exposed brick looks nice.
>>79299522
A lot of people here still go camping. I wouldn't put it explicitly a hipster thing.
t. Live in the south
It's still funny though to watch the Southerner 'Chads' take the hipster cunts away from the white knight beta orbiters
>>79304082
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/farm-pesticides-linked-to-skin-cancer/
>>79297488
Anyone else tired of niggers pretentious bullshit
>murder
>gibsmedat
>single mother families
>rap
>rape
>chimping out
>theft
>armed muggings
>glorifying prison
>killing cops
>fake jewelry
>failure to speak english properly
>stupid fake hair
>all the abortions
>stupid names
>smelling like shit (use speedstick and wipe your ass goddamn)
>being ungrateful even though america fought for your freedom in a war
Just fuck off please.
>>79297488
It's a few very good things in that list if not all. Just sayin'.
>>79297607
It all comes back to the black Phallus huh Anon.
You should leave instead of bitching.
>>79299293
This. I'm black and love a good Co-op.
>>79297488
There's literally nothing wrong with any of that as long as you're not a huge hipster faggot about it.
>>79300270
>80 BC
try 8000 BC
>>Artisan bread
>>Artisan bagels
>>Artisan cheese
overpriced but it's just food
>>Microbreweries
delicious
>>Lofts
i want one
>>Exposed brick walls
look amazing
>>Food photography
pretty retarded ill admit. no one cares about your breakfast
>>Septum piercings
degenerate. looks terrible & unprofessional
>>Micro-apartments
race to the bottom, although i understand the necessity in these times. with stagnant wages and increasing population we're moving fast towards a 3rd world hellhole packed in sardines like Bangladesh. i have no hope for the future in this regard. nothing will change, even with trump. only way you could is to have zero (0) non white immigration and stronger unions; let the population naturally decrease a bit (we can't have infinite growth forever, gotta happen sometime) as the boomers die and you'll see a more sane housing market. again, not gonna happen though
>>Indie games
super meat boy is pretty fun. but ya, most are trash
>>79297607
Yet white kids listen to black music way more than the other way around.
>>79299712
I cast iron pans from the 1850s dog, they work great, hold heat amazing and give a great searing and crust to meat when pan frying, get with the times, it's 2016 ffs, go old school and use a pan for a man, heavy enough to kill with and lasts longer than your short existance on this planet
As much as I dislike most of this list next time nigs say "whites don't have a culture"
This. And more.
>space travel
>country/classical/opera/whatever Adele is
>philosophy
>too many inventions to list
>ass to mouth
We've got a lot to proud of
Get rekt nigs
>>79297488
You forgot
>Anything made of soy
hat's the deal with nu-males and soy?
