Ask a white man in Uganda anything
>>79277765
thank you for the flag.
What prompted you to visit Uganda?
>>79277765
What nationality are you?
I have no specific questions to ask, but I'm curious about life there and what you're doing there.
>>79278026
Much prefer it to my home country (UK). A lot cheaper to live here too.
>>79278108
Do niggers give you weird looks because you are white?
>>79278108
Yeah. Brexit is pretty bad. Glad you got out of there alive to somewhere safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwiykIP1lC8
Do you like this song?
>>79278202
Fuck off
>>79277765
Can you hop over to Kenya, snap a pic of a village, and tweet it to Obama with the caption "Come Home Muslim Man"?
>>79278079
British.
>>79278090
Just get used to nothing working as you'd expect (restaurants with half the menu missing when you try to order, minivan taxis deciding to change destination en route) and you'll be fine
i like all countries with chief of states who don't like fags and gay prides
>>79278174
Yes. And they think I'm rich too because of it (which is fucking annoying when they try and overcharge you for stuff). I normally walk around with one of their women too, which makes them pissed.
>>79278235
It was obviously tongue-in-cheek, you dumb bitch.
>>79278349
What is the women situation like?
Does everyone have AIDS?
Are there upmarket cosmopolitan places to go out at night? Any nightlife? Cost of living vs UK?
Any other expats or white people?
Are the native people cliquey or do you bro down with them?
Post photos of cool Ugandan natural landscapes or something fUK why does no one ever do this when they make these threads.
>>79278349
Aren't you scared they will shank you in some dark alley?
>>79278223
Yes. I prefer this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0voVoZTxCg
>>79277765
Is racism towards whites widespread?
Is the beer there drinkable? How cheap is it?
Are young girls beautiful or are they the ugly kind of black? Are they horny?
>>79277765
Do they hate to Eat da Poopoo?
>>79278270
>British
OP is black. Only Niggers and Pakis in the British Isles refer to themselves as "British".
Are you Welsh? Are you Cornish? Are you a Liverpudlian or a Mancunian? A Dubliner or a Glaswegian? Perhaps, a Manx? Whatever you are, you aren't white if you call yourself "British".
Stop role-playing, Idi.
Uganda be kidding me.
>>79278507
kek I read a story about a film industryin some african slum. That's in kampala?
You're the white guy helping him living in this mud hut? Please tell me that's you
>>79278467
Ugandan women are hot, if you look in the right places.
No. Although the AIDS rate is high.
A very small amount. Most of the good places are in Karamoja or Kololo and are full of other white people and hot Ugandan chicks trying to score a white guy.
See above
And I'm totally bro-ing with the locals. Think they respect me more because I don't just hang out in the "white" areas most of the time.
>>79278349
Has a native ever said something racist towards you?
>>79278734
post proof you are actually uganda and are white
How do you secure your money and other belongings?
How do you know who to trust??
>>79278566
The original question was "what NATIONALITY are you?"
Irish. The worst
![pub11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oB2CLpy.jpg "pub11[1].jpg")
Is this you?
>>79278488
Most alleys are dark here - there isn't much street lighting in Kampala.
>>79278533
I haven't encountered much racism. You'll get overcharged a lot and locals will call you muzungu (traveller). You'll sometimes get kids who have never seen a white person before following and waving and saying "hello muzungu" which is kinda cute.
I don't drink so not sure - but really fucking cheap along with the Ugandan waragi (war gin)
And decide for yourself (pic related)
How many niggers/other natioanls have you fucked in Uganda?
ooga booga
>>79277765
U ganda be ok with all those niggers around?
>>79279118
What about gun control in uganda? Do you get a khyber pass AKM for free with residence or is justanother socialistic shithole?
>>79278558
Yup. Western degeneracy isn't common here.
>>79278566
Sorry potato, I'm white from the north-east of England.
>>79278688
I'm not him, but I know the guy (and been down to that slum to film a small role in one of their movies)
>>79279118
What about a crimerate? Is it easy to get robbed in Uganda?
>>79277765
When are you gonna post proof that you aren't a proxyfag?
>>79278890
Just keep them very close to me. I don't come out with much cash and leave cards at home.
Ugandans are mostly decent people. Think of them as the white people of Africa. Niggerness isn't that common.
>>79279177
I've fucked two Ugandans here.
>>79279216
It's just the popo and security guards that have guns really. You see them carrying AKs and automatic shotguns all the time.
>>79279347
I'm not, I've got nothing to prove to you, abbo.
>>79279497
>It's just the popo and security guards that have guns really
But could that be because the average nigger is too poor to get a gun? Could you buy one if you wanted?
>>79277765
What do you do for work and why Uganda over all the other African countries?
Is it true that the blacks can go from being cheery and bro tier to absolutely vicious at the drop of a hat?
nice troll OP, I've been to uganda and it's a shit hole just like all the others.
Everyone has aids and they rape eachother all day long, the only saving grace is that they are christians
>>79277765
What is your job, and why did you decide on Uganda over other African countries?
>>79279347
I would be actually interested in seeing how a proxy server is being "maintained" in Uganda.
>>79279497
What do Ugandan people think about the old Rhodesia and how Zimbabwe substituted it?
Or are they just too much illiterate to know it?
>>79278637
underrated comment
>>79279644
Probably. Police are corrupt as hell so I could likely get a black market one easy.
>>79279686
I'm a freelance digital media specialist. Came here last year and really liked it, so I thought I'd try and stay.
>>79279869
>This Question
What do Spanish people think about former Yugoslavia and how it broke apart?
Or are they just too much illiterate to know it?
>>79279869
I don't actually know. Uganda used to be part of the British Empire too and I've met Ugandans who think it was better when we ran it and some who think it was better when Idi Amin was in charge. Most people seem to agree that Museveni (President for 30 years so far) has fucked a load of stuff up and holding Uganda back.
>>79277765
Did you get aids and then move there to be less of a minority, or did you move there and then get aids?
>>79278637
what uganda do about it?
>>79280070
Neither. The girl I'm currently fucking is clean.
>>79280151
pics of girl?
Do you know Kung Fu OP?
Why did you move there? Or were your roots in Uganda?
>>79279985
The balcanization of eastern Europe was a mistake and something that happened with the desintegration of the austro-hungarian empire after ww1.
Today, in eastern Europe, you can throw a rock in any random direction and it would land in a different country everytime. But, still seems like they had legitimate reasons since Tito was holding the country in place with just seer force, so after his death the outcry "for kebab removal" was unavoidable, but only the start of a degeneration that started a 100 years back.
So?
>>79280302
>>79280517
Why Uganda?
>>79280151
>the girl i'm currently fucking is clean
Like...how do you KNOW? Did you make her get tested or did she bring her test result papers over for you to examine on the first date?
>>79280151
Ok, be a stickler. Did you get HIV and move there or did you get HIV after you arrived? Fucking grammar nazi.
>>79280053
>President for 30 years
How? Force? Propaganda? Or lack of democracy? Disinterest? Or a mix of all?
Also, in infraestructure level, is that really fucked up in anything outside the city? Are there universities or any educational program?
>>79280624
Great weather (normally about 26C/27C every day)
Fresh fruit and veg
Hot women
Cheap to live
Cheap weed
Lots of cool wildlife
>>79280821
What's the cost of living like and the internet speed like ?
>>79280821
Most people dont move to a foreign country for hot women and veggies unless they're disgusting by first world standards. You pretty much look like the coal burning version of the degenerates who move to the Philippines to live with thier mean was mail order wife.
>>79280809
Mix. He ended the civil war here so people kinda like him for that but he's just held on. There was a general election a few months ago that another guy (Besigye) probably won, but Museveni controls the electoral commission. Besigye is currently awaiting trial for treason for swearing himself in as President before Museveni did it.
Kampala as a city is really fucked up structure-wise (google pics of it). They have Makerere Uni here which I believe is the 3rd-best in all of Africa.
>>79279118
muzungu means whiteman not traveller
>>79280941
I can get some delicious street food for about 30p-50p or eat in a restaurant for about £1.20-£1.80.
Internet speed is fucking garbage. I've only just gotten around to watching the last four episodes of GoT.
>>79281102
Doesn't matter if you're black/asian whatever. If you've come from outside you still get called muzungu.
>>79281020
>American
>calling other people disgusting
>>79281193
What are the other whites and asians like over there?
>>79281109
>Internet speed is fucking garbage. I've only just gotten around to watching the last four episodes of GoT.
So not dial-up bad.
Otherwise, you'd have been downloading those episodes since before the time they came out, heh.
>>79281311
>>American
>>calling other people disgusting
Wait, what? You can't call someone disgusting if you're American?
>>79277765
Why are in Uganda and whats it like
>>79281546
Read the thread
big whoop. some self hating white is living in a shit hole 3rd world country. none of us give a fuck and honestly i hope you get kidnapped, taken to sudan and tortured on camera. that way you'll be helping our cause.
Back in the late nineties, my local football team signed a player from Uganda, Charles Livingstone Mbabazi.
We are shit tier but this guy was their captain at one stage and really stood out. I'll never forget the images of him meeting the Ugandan sports teams that were in Ireland for the special Olympics..you would swear they met God!
Ever since he signed for us, I've always wanted to visit Uganda and bring my old jersey with his name on the back.
>>79281486
>Wait, what? You can't call someone disgusting if you're American?
it's moderately hypocritical unless you're talking about aids ridden faggots or Indians or something of that nature
>>79281982
>it's moderately hypocritical unless you're talking about aids ridden faggots or Indians or something of that nature
We were talking about OP and his nigress, does that count?
And I don't see the hypocrisy. I mean, I can understand if Ugandaman here was just trying to be witty, but he kind of failed.
>>79277765
Are you redpilled? Do you like african niggers more than other niggers?
>>79282169
>I can understand if Ugandaman here was just trying to be witty, but he kind of failed.
makes sense to me, you're probably just too stupid to get it. If I had a nickle for every time an American responded to a post he clearly didn't understand, whether due to illiteracy, self-centeredness, or outright lack of reasoning ability (i really have no idea which it is), I'd have at least a few months of free rent.
post pic from outside your window.
What's the weather like there? Must be pretty hard for a white man
can you get ebola where you are?
>>79277765
Uganda be kidding me right????
Streetviewed Kampala
I got cancer
what a poor sight, Kampala is truly a shithole
poor motherfuckers. Also, why no trees? niggers hate greenery I guess
>>79282777
>>79277765
Did Idi Amin do anything wrong?
>>79282962
vid related
https://youtu.be/7actrUqwkyQ?t=1m47s
>>79282628
I would rather be dead than live in that shit hole with all those niggers around.
>>79282411
>makes sense to me, you're probably just too stupid to get it. If I had a nickle for every time an American responded to a post he clearly didn't understand, whether due to illiteracy, self-centeredness, or outright lack of reasoning ability (i really have no idea which it is), I'd have at least a few months of free rent.
Answer me this.
Mugabi wanted to kill all whites, he kicked them all out. How are you safe in this nation, what security measures do you have to protect yourself?
>>79282628
How do you know he lives in that neighborhood? Maybe he lives in richer less shitty parts, every city has its ghettos.
>>79282962
He fucked around with us
>>79282411
>makes sense to me, you're probably just too stupid to get it. If I had a nickle for every time an American responded to a post he clearly didn't understand, whether due to illiteracy, self-centeredness, or outright lack of reasoning ability (i really have no idea which it is), I'd have at least a few months of free rent.
So what you're saying is that you spend all your free time on /pol/.
>>79283980
I said a few months of rent, not my own apartment building.
>>79283679
that s the joke.
that s the richest part of the city with actual building and not cowfeces huts :^)
>>79277765
Why did you forget your banana?
>>79266994
>>79277765
How does it feel to have a cuck'd leaf calling you a cuck for turning your back on mighty Britain?
>>79277765
Are you a doctor?
Are you enjoying the fresh mangoes and jackfruit?
>>79278235
hangry?
Post pic of your hand in front of a window, OP.
We still don't have any proof that you're white and/or not using a proxy
>>79277765
How many do you own?
>>79277765
You get any brown pussy? How is AIDS situation?
>>79277765
How easy are the blakc wimen to get
>>79286461
I'm assuming pretty easy because white men are incredibly desirable. Been there done that.
>>79286819
Yeah, they'd cut their hands off to get with a white man.
>>79277765
Do you have AIDS?
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>>79277765
Will you go back to white girls now?
>>79279985
Actually they fucked up really big trying to mix czech and serbians and their historics conflicts, it was predictable at all
>>79279497
>I've fucked two Ugandans here.
Haha, this nigga coming back with AIDS
