>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
New Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8
In Robert We Trust
What does "Robert" even mean and what are the numbers for?
red pill me on robert
>>79268080
Check yo keys
>>79268087
>with a new appreciation of the peace, the quiet, and the Sikhs that like to wander about at this hour.
RIGHT?! My neighborhood feels so ...cozy...after listening to Chiraq radio for a few nights.
What all ya Robert listener snacking on right now. im having deep fried mushroom while listen to Robert Robr
I feel like everytime i make a new thread, i gotta fuck off for a sec.
4223 Robert is in trouble?
>>79268181
In Robert We Trust
>>79268080
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>GMC pickup Robert
>>79268080
>>79268221
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER
>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?
>CALL A HEARSE ;_;
>>79268080
>http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
What the fuck is this real?
>>79268181
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC 11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS 12 CALLING FOR HELP
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK 13 LOST PERSON FOUND
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE 14 ALARM
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET 15 AMBULANCE
6 ILLEGAL PARKING 16 FIRE CALL
7 SICK REMOVAL 17 ESCORT
8 INJURED PERSON 18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
9 PERSON DOWN 19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
10 ANIMAL BITE 10-1 OFFICER NEEDS HELP
10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT 10-99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
RADIO -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YANKEE -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
Hoping for some SWAT Robert this weekend. Chiraq going to be LIT.
>>79268199
Just ate some lasagna with coke/cherry juice mix.
(Didn't have cherry coke)
>>79268248
>>79268221
>>79268080
CONTINUED THE THIRD:
>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE
>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER
>DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>Body removal - multiple GSWs
>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT! ...2(TWO) NOGS APPREHENDED!
>Targeted Vandalism...Brother's in the clink, butting heads with rival gang members...maayybe.
>Disturbance. female in front of a restaraunt, harassing customers
>GSW Left Side He;s in sta-STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
>NIGGA HIDING IN THE BUSHES WATCHING THE NEIGHBORS
What a goddamn city.
>>79268253
Look at number 37, Robert.
Jesus Christ...
>Someone is trying to steal her vehicle.
>>79268289
>...maayybe.
kek
>>79268281
think about order a domino right now
>>79268105
Italian "sandwich" from Sonny's Pizza on N winnebago Ave. It's like a calzone though. Pretty comfy in my basement...
Oh shit, noise complaint on my street!
>>79268156
>A FUCKING LEAF
Many threads with explanations of this, later, and you still ask instead of lurking. LURK MOAR YOU FAGGOT!
>>79268199
Black coffee and sleep deprivation along with slight depression, Robert ;___;
Happy upcoming 4th, Chitown: https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
>>79268309
10-4, thanks for the kek robert
>>79268432
You should hear the gunshots
Is there any reason why we're listening to Chicago Police Radio?
>>79268253
You been listening? 2 homicides a day on avg is low considering some of these calls cops are dispatched to.
>>79268080
>chicongo
dont you mean
>ChiKANGo
>>79268376
Last night they got backlogged pretty bad.
Tonight wasn't that bad, still lots of crazy keks, but they didn't seem to get backlogged.
>>79268405
just watch some wierd ass video on youtube, cant sleep now. lucky there is this thread
>>79268462
Getting some static please say again Robert
>>79268462
We do it for the lulz, Robert. For the lulz.
>ANOTHER DOMESTIC
I lost count.
>>79268462
In preparation for 4th of July, gunshots will be fired under the guise of fireworks
>>79268499
sky
kang
zoo
>>79268462
comfy not living around nigs
I'm in Chicago, does anyone have questions for me? about to go to bed
so considering niggers have the no snitching rule and they hate cops, we're probably only hearing 1/2 the shit actually going down in chicago, right?
>>79268358
I snacked earlier.
Drinking bourbon and Coke and have a fat fat lip of Copenhagen going. Probably gonna fuck off soon to Alex Jones podcast and go to bed. Robert excites me too much and I have commitments tomorrow afternoon. But here's my snack.
Also
>Spanish speaking Robert
>>79268489
nigs gon not, Robert.
>>79268599
What area? Logan Square here.
>>79268599
best pizza place
>>79268257
Email this to the CPD. They'll probably hang that shit over dispatches water cooler.
>>79268599
Are you a black tranny? Why are there so many here all of a sudden?
>>79268637
lol hipster faggot. I'm in Albany Park
>>79268606
You'll hear plenty of
>Victims not pressing charges, over.
>10, 4 Robert.
>>79268199
had bacon pasta and kimchi.... was delish
>>79268647
Lou Malnatis or Pequods
>>79268606
Most likely, was thinking the same, imagine all the fights, muggings and gun shots not reported. Robert, I ain't seen shit, Robert.
>>79268385
I get it now. Robert.
>>79268671
Portage park/dunning niggers
>>79268611
About to get me some lip candy, but my local BP has shit selection so I'm kind of putting it off. Nothing exciting about grizzly mint, I'm jealous.
>>79268701
The original Lou Malnati's location, right?
>>79268712
>The tip of the nog iceberg
SSSSHIIIEEET.
Im interest in listening to podcast from a richer neingborhood. to see if there like weird shit that rich white ppl do at this time
>>79268352
I can't order anything in Cause I live in the middle of the desert where you only have to worry about crackheads stealing your trailers/rv's.
>>79268530
what'd you watch?
>>79268199
I heated up left over fried chicken with honey and hot sauce. Was delicious.
>>79268722
you're eerily close to me
>>79268756
of course, though some of the chains make a decent pie
>>79268671
You don't know me, Robert. It's cheap and close to the blue line.
>someone is trying to break in the door
>Burglary in progress
>moar assaults
>>79268806
That's what I figured.
Strange running into you here of all places, Robert.
>>79268713
>.
Close, but not quite, Robert.
>>79268779
I'm in NYC and my neighborhood is dead silent for the 2 local police precincts. I was hoping to hear something like the town rapist was spotted trying to follow a woman into her apartment building lobby.
Dispatch is late for lunch.
>>79268289
chicongo is a shithole.
But at least it is not Detroit (aka De Toilet)
>>79268793
some shit about people with hallucination and mental disorder. and what they hear or see. creep me out
>>79268661
Did it, I'll let you know if anything happens, Robert.
>>79268701
I worked at Lou'so when I first moved here. Pizza is good. Management is fucking awful.
Shit is designed for tourists anyway.
>>79268606
this so much.
Until tomorrow night, I'm out, Robert.
>>79268940
10-4, nighty night, Robert
>>79268940
10-4 Robert
>>79268904
Oh god, what'd you say?
>>79268940
Teeen four, Robert
Dispatcher being a straight bitch right now.
>>79268940
10-4 Robert
>>79268940
make sure to eat something before sleep Robert. Dont govto sleep hungry
Shots fired again! THE FUN NEVER SLEEPS, ROBERT
>multiple shots
>>79268221
>>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
CHUDs?
>>79268738
Pretty much everywhere in Texas has any Copenhagen ever. Hit 7/11 last night to get a big gulp of vitamin water/sparkling water after working 5 hours on my garden. Refreshing and delicious. Had the scanner playing in my truck the whole time.
>Robert doesn't come out for criminal damage of property unless it's state property or extenuating circumstances
>shots fired
>>79268984
Maybe she's mad at us.
>[sigh] those are fireworks [sigh]
How the fuck would the dispatcher know?
>>79269034
Dispatcher was being bitchy about that, too.
>>79269018
Morlocks confirmed.
>>79268972
made another one
>>79269026
Where is rest of rifle, /k/omrade?
Dispatcher is literally I can't even right now
>>79269068
she was phone
>>79269074
You know these bitch are hungry for lunch break right?
>>79269125
>>79269074
She's late for lunch!
>>79269108
send the alt one too
>>79269108
:3
Awesome.
>I...I hope they don't think we're too weird or anything.
does anyone else fondle their funs while listening to the scanner? pic related
>>79269146
>>79269154
Fair enough. I get pissy when I'm hungry, too.
chicago is literally a warzone 24/7
Ah she's mad at kek for delaying her lunch.
>>79269136
Ancient meme, get me dog.
>>79269189
Oh, classy as fuck my man. I LOVE wood grips.
>>79269196
Isn't it grand? Thank God for Chiraq, I say.
>You's welcome good night
>>79269210
10-4
>1911 S Jefferson
Holy shit I bet it's that Eagle. Fucking libs.
WHY IS ROBERT SO QUIET
IS ROBERT OKAY???
>driving Uber in Chicongo
aww shit nigga, just don't
>>79269196
wait until vancouver begin to be fill up with Chink and Vietcong. Then your china town will just be as worst
>Uber driver dealing with chimping nig
fucking lmao
>Uber driver has black male freaking the fuck out in her car
>>79269185
Okee
>>79269186
>Pls notice us senpai
>Uber driver
>picking up niggers
pick one and only one
>>79269210
I'm still waiting on a wew robert doge
>>79269269
Fuucking KEK!
So out of place.
>Being an Uber driver in Chiraq
NOT EVEN ONCE!
>>79269308
yup vancouver is also filled with druggies, known for dude weed lmao city
>>79269185
If they ask why the shape is a black guy with an Afro say "that's how I imagined officer Robert" then call them racist.
I wonder how many of the 1,981 listeners on Broadcastify right now are /pol/acks having a laff.
>>79269315
>>79269329
>>79269347
women are fucking retarded
>>79269116
Sweet! I didn't see it. I was too Moe over the email.
Saved to the folder!
>>79269323
It would be so cool if some of the night shift guys posed with it or some shit :DDDD
>>79269189
Always. It's the perfect A E S T H E T I C for firearms lovemaking and maintenance.
>>79269389
I still cant believe we heard darude sandstorm.
>>79269185
I just realized it should probably be
>stable is not a condition
But it was my mistake in the first place so, I'm gonna go check my keys now, Robert.
>>79269116
what's with the "old people?" shouldn't it be "homeless people?"
>>79269464
Me neither. I am glad I was there anon.
>>79269407
!!!!
>MFW
>>79269467
10-4
>>79269367
You never know how these Asian can end up every where, i'm living in Oklahoma and cant understand how even a chinatown was able to be setup
>>79269472
No, last few nights, old people have been fuuucked up.
>>79269472
Homeless people are on the other one.
HONEY
>Driving backwards on a one way
Bitch, how drunk are you?
>>79269118
Saw you there the other night in /k/ Robert.
It's being shipped. My complete AR is a shitty DurrPMS whoracle in a gun room at family's ranch. Only guns I keep with me are my Nova and SD9. Kimber 1911 stays in the safe with my passport and truck title/home deed.
Don't want to hijack thread, Godspeed Roberts, I'll see you tomorrow. Making chicken fajitas instead of rigatoni and grapes, so this Roberto is checking out.
BAE GOT SHOT
So why does Chicago have a garage fetish?
>>79269467
Don't forget Lady rosa is batshit crazy. It can be like a review at the bottom in quotes.
>KICKED THE GUY
>>79269618
All good, Robert
Have a nice night!
>>79269621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqGP5f_Kiw
>>79269622
Soundtrack by Darude.
>>79269535
What happened? I don't remember anything and I don't see anything about old people in the summary posts.
>>79269118
>Satoshi Urushihara
>Sig pistol
>Razer whatever it is
Almost a 10/10 post.
>>79269705
Aww FUCK yeah!
I've always loved my neighbourhood, but with these threads and this view I've never been more /comfy/
>>79269724
Last night bipolar schizo granny got fucked up on crack and PCP and broke the TV.
Talk about phrases you never expect to use.
794-Robert was guarding the prisoner.
>>79269810
It's right side up for me, though. Extra comfy
This robert is 10-42, goodnight roberts.
>>79269848
10-4, Robert, sleep well
>>79269743
Respect, Robert
Much appreciated.
It's a Black Widow Ultimate, Classic Edition.
I love Razer's mech keyboards, but the normal green does not fit with the aesthetic of my PC.
>>79269705
Fuck, I hope they bled out.
>>79269848
10-4, check your keys before you clock out Robert
>>79269848
night night Johnny
>>79268198
>Sikhs are bros meme
Kill yourself
It should be "Hindus are waifus"
>>79269705
Damn! That motherfucker was not going to be a victim that night!
>>79270005
You can almost count the shots.
>>79269960
P
O
O
>>79269960
Yeah but how to get hindu waifu if you're not hindu?
>>79269810
ftfy
All right Roberts, this Robert is out.
The ride never ends Chiraq, see you tonight.
>>79270066
T
H
E
>implying that hitting your mom with a frying pan to the face is the best way to earn GBP
>>79270066
L
O
O
>>79269960
Calm your tits, Robert
The thesis I was agreeing with was, "our neighborhoods feel comfy when juxtaposed with Chiraq"
Diaperheads are fine.
Currypoos are fine.
We're all fine.
>>79270115
10-4 robert
>>79270115
10,4 Robert, checking you out of the net. Have a nice night!
>>79270071
Ty Robert
i'll be busy about half an hour
who is going to use an ATM at 5:38am in Chicago? Especially with a nigger parked there waiting with the engine running.
>baseball capped (turned to the side of course) Hispanic gang related activity
>Sketchy nigs outside bank ATM
BANK ROBBING
>>79270194
Roberts are going to lunch. The thread is nice and chill ATM. Take your time!
>>79270115
10-4 Robert
>>79270205
Me after getting out of the strip club to buy booze
>>79270205
4:40AM, hypes are waking up, kek rises them like baking rises the bread.
Listening to this kind of makes me wonder if there's a scanner for the Johannesburg PD.
Night Robert, Robert.
>>79270357
Have a nice night, Robert
Burglary in progress!
New house.
>>79270414
I bet they're going after the copper wiring. kek.
>>79270414
Probably going for copper piping and the like because it's newly constructed.
Battery in progress!
(A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC???? XDXDXD)
>>79270473
(and piping) my first thought
>>79270414
it was niggers wasnt it
bring out the pans
>>79270473
>>79270492
>>79270509
>>79270532
>Coppermind
>ANOTHER FUCKING GARAGE INVASION
Damn some niggers breaking in
>nogs with a crowbar breaking into a garage
Aight Roberts I'm gonna put on American Truck Simulator and stream the radio. I'll be here in spirit at least.
I'll let y'all know if they email me back asap.
Have a nice night, Robert.
Crowbars still confirmed number one criminal tool of all time
you canNOT rely on the police to get there in time
these scanner threads should drive that point home
>>79270609
10-4 Robert
>garage
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Well as the morning light begin to rise, the dindu begin go go back to their cave. Leaving Robert exhausted after a night of battle. Well i also have to go now, hopefully we can do one in Calif or Detroit podcast someday. Until then In God We Trust Robert
WTF is it with Chiraq and garages?
>>79270609
Have a /comfy/ trip, Robert
>LET US KNOW IF SENPAI SEES US!!!
The chase is on.
>>79270643
You should have been here yesterday. Before lunch, (at 4) dispatch was already backlogged, estimated until 6am for some calls.
Stupid niggers you can't play baseball with crowbars
ROBERT ON FOOT CHASING THE NIGGERS
GODSPEED
CATCH THESE CROWBAR WIELDING MOTHERFUCKERS!
ROBERT SECURED ONE NIGGER OUT OF TWO
>NOG IN CUSTODY
>ONE TO GO
>>79270717
I was.
>>79270752
>>79270717
Shit was fucking wild.
Also how many U-Hauls have to be crashed into buildings before we start banning assualt crowbars?
>>79268176
>>79268198
>>79268221
>>79268248
>>79268405
>>79268270
mfw I live in Chicago during the best happening of our time. Chicago will make it out strong.
>>79268253
Yes.
>>79268499
Top kek.
>>79268548
This will be the happening in Chicago. I can't wait to see what happens. I will be nice and cozy in my apartment.
Ask someone who lives, works, and goes to school here anything. Gentrification and race tensions here are getting pretty fucked, was walking down Halsted the other day and a lot of middle-class stores and restaurants were closing down in the Pilsen area. Black and Hispanic neighborhoods are literally getting closed in on.
Was also watching Trump rally outside that was fucking insane.
Crowbar nigger number two is not going to get away Roberts
>>79270779
>tfw
Right? Dispatch sounded so tired...
>>79268156
This epitomizes the way I feel right now.
It's the last two hours of my 10 hour a day, 8 day stretch as a cop down south.
Worn the fuck out.
>>79268253
>be American
>etc etc.
>>79268548
Fireworks are banned in Chicago.
>>79270847
So are guns.
>>79270801
Looks like Gentrification just doesn't work, guess the social justice warriors were wrong huh.
>>79270801
when did you become redpilled?
>>79270876
I just meant there won't really be a "guise" of fireworks, though I did forget about official city fireworks. I wonder how many displays there will be
>>79270876
Not since 2012. Not that it made a difference, mind you.
>ROBERT
>SLOOOW
>IT
>DOOOWN
>>79270878
SJWs are against gentrification aren't they?
2 Units on Michigan Av responding to two black nigger assaulting each other wearing hoodies (of course)
>>79270984
Not back when it was being pushed and ten tried.
And obama has been forcing laws through to force it nationally, so.
WATCH YOUR KEYS, ROBERT
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS
>WATCH YOUR KEYS
>>79270847
>>79270969
Can you map it out where exactly where the fireworks will be fired upon?
Holy shit. I use that Aldi. Used to live at 2800 block of N Albany. Or did they say South?
>stolen bike found
>>79271122
>Obama is for forcing poor people out of their neighborhoods so good middle-class citizens can move in and improve the neighborhood
Wat?
CLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
WE FUCKING DID IT ROBERTS
I wish I could stay awake to continue listening to this. I feel I am going to miss some real nigger shenannagans and I will be disapointed. Oh well.
Goodnight Robert!
>>79271296
He's also for upping Section 8 handouts so pavement apes can move into civilized neighborhoods and shit up the place.
Did I just hear Chicago point to point is clear?
>>79271347
10-4 Robert
>>79271347
10-4 see you tomorrow Robert
>>79270888
When I started browsing /pol/ around 2012, back when it was good and people had intelligent conversations about economic systems and the philosophy of freedom.
My parents are also pretty red-pilled. My mom used to watch Alex Jones a lot and my dad red-pilled the shit out of me and my brother growing up.
This thread is utterly surreal.
God bless you yanks.
Fucking niggers, man. The cops already come to the house earlier in the evening because of a drunken domestic disturbance and let the guy go with a warning instead of hauling his ass to jail. So what does he do? Starts more shit and they have to come back out again. Guarantee he takes a ride this time.
>>79271426
To you as well, you free and independent Nigel.
>>79271385
>boxing up nigs, moving them further out of the civilized areas
If it didn't cost taxpayer's money this all sounds good to me. Looks like I'm a #Cruzmissile
>Lincolnwood
Here we go, Roberts.
With a runtime of 7:30:00 I too must depart. I bequeath the happening posts to the thread, so that you all may continue to document the keks:
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79271580
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER
>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?
>CALL A HEARSE ;_;
>>79271597
>>79271580
CONTINUED THE THIRD:
>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE
>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER
>DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>Body removal - multiple GSWs
>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT! ...2(TWO) NOGS APPREHENDED!
>Targeted Vandalism...Brother's in the clink, butting heads with rival gang members...maayybe.
>Disturbance. female in front of a restaraunt, harassing customers
>GSW Left Side He;s in sta-STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
>NIGGA HIDING IN THE BUSHES WATCHING THE NEIGHBORS
>THE STOLEN BIKE WAS RECOVERED, CHILLING ON ITS KICKSTAND
What a goddamn city.
>>79271151
Suburbs are allowed to have town-wide fireworks displays.Any text that's in gray represents a suburb/town.
Within city limits, there will also be people illegally doing street-fireworks that they picked up from some shack in Indiana.
On top of that, there will be criminals using the noise from the fireworks as a guise for gunshots for who knows what.
>red shirt
every time
>>79271492
You misunderstand. He wants to ship nigs INTO civilized areas.
CALIFORNIA!, THAT'S ME ROBERTS!
