no more being Americans' pet dog.
>>79260774
What will be the Lingua Franca?
>>79260904
Arabic
>>79260774
>american's pet dog
But you are muslims' pet goat
oh fuck me.
"Hello Norwayfag we are from the EU Army, we have been told that your country isn't diverse enough. Now open your borders or we will open them for you"
>>79260904
>What will be the Lingua Franca?
Same as right now in European cooperation, English, German and French as the case may be.
Right, like you cucks are going to spend money on an army instead of rapefugees
>>79261007
kek
>>79261504
>we have been told that your country isn't diverse enough. Now open your borders or we will open them for you"
Yes, this will definitely happen.
Shit, people are really stupid.
The EU Army would, for instance, be a lot better capable to deal with Libya and Syria than the current fractured European states.
>>79261521
>every soldier has to speak 3 different languages
noice
>>79260774
>numerous European nations working as one cohesive military organization
kek. Best of luck. Didn't Napoleon try that stupid shit? How'd that go for him?
The EU army will only be used against countries that leave the EU.
It will basically be to secure the fascist mentality of the EU leaders.
>>79260774
>a country who is so poor their soldiers use painted broom sticks during exercises
>creating a EU army
Top kek good one wilhelm
Aside from the UK and Estonia, no one in Europe can even pay their 2% to NATO.
Who the fuck is going to pay for this?
>>79261601
>>every soldier has to speak 3 different languages
>noice
No, every soldier has to speak 2 languages.
Belgium and French troops will speak French with each other. German and Austrian troops will speak German. Spanish and Italian troops will speak English. How is that even controversial?
>>79260774
Yeah, no. The last pan euro army was the SS. How did that work out for you, kraut? Anyway shouldn't you get back to rimming the 'unfuckable lard arse' Merkel about now?
>>79261753
>The EU army will only be used against countries that leave the EU.
Yeah, because that is what the US army is for... my God, people are stupid.
>>79261768
>Aside from the UK and Estonia, no one in Europe can even pay their 2% to NATO.
Germany can pay 2%, but does not want to. There is no need to pay 2% of GDP for the military. That is the whole point of creating an EU military, we could spend less if we pool our resources.
>>79260774
>no more being Americans' pet dog.
Good, we're tired of feeding you, cleaning up your poop, and taking you out for walks. Pay your own damn way and take care of yourselves.
*Will never happen because you can't afford all those social welfare programs AND a military.
>>79261794
I didn't say it was controversial, nor imply it.
>>79261795
>The last pan euro army was the SS. How did that work out for you, kraut?
Objectively speaking, the Waffen-SS was a really good military organization. It was in most areas better than the Wehrmacht.
>>79261768
Not sure but the command structure will be german and french.
Defense contracts will have better overhead costs as everything is uniform.
I feel bad for anyone who isnt german
>>79261868
>we could spend less if we pool our resources
Yeah good luck with that.
>>79260774
You better shape the fuck up Germany. You are getting a little to big for your britches again. Don't make us come give you a spanking for a third time.
>>79261596
>Handled colonialism for hundreds of years
>Suddenly forgot how to handle shitskins on their own.
HoooooooOOOOO boy. Where did all these German EU shills come from?
>>79260774
lol. So are you guys gonna stop relying on us to protect you from now on? Please do or else start paying us tribute.
Rev up that lend-lease, dust off those B-17's and P-47s America, we may be needing you again
>>79260774
t. Jamal Ibn Malik Al-Fariah
>>79261913
And they still got beat by Slavs. It'll probably happen again.
>>79260774
Is it time to go to war with Germany again already?
>>79260774
So now the UK is gone, the euro army is basically French army but serving Brussel instead of Paris
>>79261913
Oh no doubt. Up until the brits and yanks blew them away, walked into Berlin and recivilised your barbarian arses. No one is going to trust a kraut controlled euro faggot army.
>>79260774
You really think this is a good idea? Holy shit god help you dumb fucks.
The only reason they want a european army is so german soldiers won't have to shoot the german people it will just be bulgarians and romanians doing the shooting.
Same reason our cunt minister of defense wants to allow foreigners to serve in our army. Fuck her
>>79261868
>There is no need to pay 2% of GDP for the military
Well I mean, aside from being contractually obligated to do so.
>>79261916
Oh of course Germany would head the army.
Seriously though, what's with Germany trying to take over Europe every few decades?
>>79262096
Yeah but this time we want to be with you guise
>>79261868
Yes, U.S army exists to oppress the people see civil war.
>>79261795
>>79260774
Well WWIII here we come, 4th Reich Is already standing, democracy being stripped from the EU and tyranny in place.
Let's glass this shitshow
>>79260774
As long as the German army stops training terrorists
>>79260774
>giving control of the one thing that helps you maintain national sovereignty to another country
Wew lad.
>>79262096
Declare war to Germany and i'll fight by your side m8
>>79260774
>import rapeugees
>EU takes over control of police and military
>EU hires rapeugees into police and millitary
>EU army is used to crush nationalist rebelions
Obama is not letting illegals into the US military in large numbers, heard it may go as high as 40k. out of a 180k force.
This is a literal takeover of the west, if they are not stopped politically this shit WILL go hot.
>>79260774
Now we can be Germany's petdog! hooray!
Seems better tbqh. Quicker, Hans. Fill me with ur power.
>>79262442
>Obama is letting *****
>>79261964
Stasi(or how the fuck their cover name is) legitimately hire people to post propaganda.
I am guessing the shit grammar is a mix of Stasi trying to imitate 4chan and hiring diverse individuals.
>>79261977
Do you want to rule the earth or not? Cause I had the impression you do. Given this case you better shut up and pay your colonial troopers.
>germany trying to conquer all of europe for the third time in 100 years
>>79262168
This desu, also a reminder that a challenger 2 has survived ~70 RPG impacts and still been ok
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2905817.stm
>"Apaches are not heavily armoured and it takes just one rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) to bring one down. Compare that with one British Challenger near Basra"
>yfw some on this board actually support an EU army
Who needs an army when America can protect us?
>>79262230
True in case of riots foreigners are more likely to shoot citizens
>>79262442
>>79262545
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/25/policy-to-allow-undocumented-immigrants-in-military/16225135/
>92,000 illegals served in the US military since 2001
they are building an army within the US boarder for the race war.
>>79260774
>EU army is coming - thank God
>no more being Americans' pet dog
You do realise its being created to fight Russia over Ukraine.
Also they know European men are bunch of effeminate cucks so they will fill the ranks with their new Muslim migrants (Who already hate Putin for his support of Assad)
>>79262681
Nobody was prior to Brexit from what I recall.
Every Brexit thread I saw had Germans praising the English for standing up.
The only people who would are the filthy Belgians.
It's either bad trolling or a mass of shills that has blown this up.
>>79262681
Stasi and Idiots, it's the norm.
>>79262681
>>79262361
Israel Secret Intelligence Service is a meme to enforce the Iran Iraq Syria pipeline and a greater israel
>>79260774
How much does the Stasi pay you sorry fucks to spam shill threads and slide threads, I mean you don't even have a link private fuckface.
>>79260774
Th army will only be used to defend migrants from Europeans you silly cuck
>>79260774
European army will a funny meme, not much.
Mark my words.
The only pertinent reason to have an army right now (I mean when you are not in need to create constant conflicts to feed your militaro industrial complex, like USA for example) is to preserve existing economic interests in Africa by agressive measures (and not only the "peacekeeping" meme).
Last example are Mali, Sahel and Central Africa french intervention.
Do you really think Merkel and the rest of the Union will deploy troops on the ground to defend the french interests ?
Because they won't, and they are right about it, Germany, Poland baltic countries, Hungary, Romania, etc... should not have to give a fuck about the french foot in Africa and the various land we have across the globe, they are more preoccupied about Russia than some niggers we trade with for their natural ressources.
At the end of the day these things will always be fundamentally dysfunctionnal, because we are big nations with different interests.
>>79260774
Like with all other european cooperation it will manage combine worst aspects all member states. German long term planning leading to mass retirement key weapon systems without replacement on horizon. Italian motivation. French military industial complex hogging all major deals with actual functionality weapons being distant second to its profit generation potential as priority, neat weapons, but more expensive than American ones and might work 10 years after delivery.
>>79260774
>no more being Americans' pet dog.
So said, a BANKER'S mut.
>>79260774
Can't wait for the up coming civil war and kebab removal.
>>79260774
You had the chance to Reich Germany.
You failed and are muslim now, so fight your own wars faggot
>>79260774
You mean Wehrmacht 2.0 is coming. And this time, we'll win.
>>79260774
>establish superstate
>no nation in eu have any army or law of their own now
>eu army recruit arabs and islamists to "protect the eu interests"
>the end of europeans as they will be enslaved and if they do anything they will get genocided by foreigners who dont care about them
Such a great idea might as well kill myself now to save myself from the pain of the future.
>>79263303
Oh weimar republic is speaking.
>>79260774
I see dumb fucking krauts are acting up again, be careful what you wish for because the third time will be the last hanz.
>>79261794
>controversial
No
>retarded and cumbersome
Yes
>>79260774
>EU
>army
>>79263303
No, you won't... stop being delusional
You couldn't win when you were great, you definitely can't win now that the kebab stick is so far up your ass, you're already starting to look like one yourself.
>>79260774
And they only used up about half of their budget on that one photo.
>>79263368
8th coalition now.
>>79263271
Ohh god no put that away!
'The plane that can do everything'
Just throw it in the trash, it's just another example of our Air Force being fashionistas instead of warriors.
>>79263377
>thoroughly infiltrated by ISIS
>>79263368
Based Frenchie, wanna remove the eternal kraut one again for old times sake?
>>79263358
Germany during the Weimer rupublic was still better than now, at least they weren't on the way to going extinct in their own nation.
>>79263303
Modern bundeswehr with massive communications issues as bonus on top of total incompetence Bundeswehr has excelled in since end of cold war.
>>79263493
Pierre pls go.
>>79261504
Your borders are already open...
>>79262681
Some EU counties are facing humanitarian crisis and possible economic collapse but you know what would be great?
Spend money to stick our dicks in other countries countries and poke the bear.
I want off the EU ride.
>>79263579
They need some strong Austrian leadership
>Pic related
6 million was not enough !!
For the Reich
*crowd cheers for conchita*
>>79263537
The Weimar Republic in fact was, they simply took on more and more debt and agreed to more and more reparations. They agreed to stupid treaties that gave away German clay like there was no tomorrow. That could have killed Germany even faster than what Merkel is planning. Had they lasted any longer, Germany would have been split into pieces.
Merkel is the Second Weimar, though. Anne Will already called this directly to Merkel's face and she had no reply. She doesn't care. She just wants to end Germany.
>>79260774
Endwar soon
>>79260774
What do we need an EU army for ? The only thing I can think of is keeping a civil war from happening. Or try to invade Russia because they aren't progressive enough.
>>79263789
it will be used to oppress whites
mark my words
>>79263789
Planning on rolling tanks in Czechoslovakia to suppress them for not agreeing with you? :^)
>>79263850
Merkel surely does.
How would you even pull off an EU army? Finland has conscription while most other shitheads have professional armies. I sure as hell won't go out to fight EU's wars.
>>79263789
>implying Russia wouldn't smack your shit around again
Trying such a thing would be the end of Europe.
>>79263680
What about big public projects and nice uniforms designed by Hugo Boss ?
>>79261596
Merkel pls go.
>>79263818
Yep, don't think it'll be enough though.
>>79263903
Objectively that bitch should have been hanged years ago.
What are you doing germany? you were so great... so, so great - and now you have become t-this corpse of a nation to which sand maggots are crawling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2KVm3tn8M
>>79262766
this is absolutely false. if you join the US military they give you citizenship (since AT LEAST 2012)
>>79260774
>impying every country will pull it's weight and won't just see this as a way to cut defence budgets
A pan european army would be a complete fuck up because there's no universal language or heretige. The only countries that would've brought any weight to it were the UK and France, and now the UK is out
>>79262766
>>79264077
samefag posting evidence
https://www.army.mil/article/25610/us-government-offers-citizenship-through-military-service/
>>79264134
Don't dis britbro - i'd steal tank traks from Berlin to Moskow and back
Invaluable gypsy army will win the war.
Im reading the comments...I thougth pol was antiglobalist...
>>79263271
>>79260774
> no more being Americans' pet dog.
Finally we can be TOLERANT, not like those Americans.
It's not happening as long as Scandis are in the union. :)
Good, finally all you worthless faggots will pay for your own defense for once.
>>79264374
Aw, look everyone! Sweden still thinks they have influence!
>>79261659
>kek. Best of luck. Didn't Napoleon try that stupid shit? How'd that go for him?
It went well until he invaded Russia
>>79264374
You don't even have an army.
>>79264374
Are you going to make Abba write a protest song or what?
>>79261794
60% of belgium is Dutch speaking !
Fuck that french shit !
>>79263700
Seriously, Bundeswehr was run by ex-wehrmacht guys until early 70's, by guys they trained and picked up until end of cold war. Weapons procurement done as back room deals made with common sense.
Staff officers currently running the show are 4th generation removed from common sense and experience, due to old way makind specs for new weapons, planning production and preparing manufacturing contracts... there is barely any bureaucratic oversight on procurement. In germany it is normal to retire vital weapon systems on previously planned schedule with full knowledge that replacement is more than a decade behind schedule.
>>79260774
>mfw cucked EU nations readily accept the concept of an EU Army
>When the EU was only ever supposed to be an economic union
Clearly more nations should have killed their monarchy for a bit and then reinstated them.
Maybe you'd value national sovereignty a bit more.
Fuck me, am I proud.
I am so fucking proud of this country. The EU is well on its way to becoming the next model nation to look up to, and I'm glad I can be a part of it. I might even enlist in this new army.
>>79264337
Why didn't we listen to Patton?
They knew his wisdom and will-of-force was too strong..
He had to be silenced.
This could have all been prevented.
>>79260774
EU Army (Germany)
EU Navy (Italy)
EU Air Force (France)
>>79263941
>the russian meme
Russia can barely maintains its cold war era material, the budget is weaker than France or UK on the last 10 years, economy is in coma and nobody will loan Putin money to go full Hitler mode.
The army itself did not see a serious conflict since Afghanistan 25 years ago when UK and France had plenty of practice during the last 15 years, thank to you guys.
Now add a rearmed Germany with its strongest economy since the begin of WW1 in the equation and Russia would not do jackshit aside of bullying some baltic and slavs states before getting sent back to motherland.
>>79264033
This is the EU you're talking about.
All i see is austerity, and army diversity quatas.(womyn and muzzies)
And the first enemy of this army with be it's citizens.
>>79264647
>Being so much of a cuck you let your own nation get cucked by the eu.
Then again, not sure what I expected from sweden.
>>79260774
Why is Europe so damned determined to create WWIII? I mean, I'm all for it and it's inevitable at this point, but the Germans seem to have an innate desire to conquer Europe every couple generations. I wonder why.
>>79264552
Don't get me wrong, I am well aware of the incompetence and lack of actual expertise of the German military.
It's sad to think what they've become from what they once were...
Nevertheless, i wish things would just stay the way they are right now... At least that would be in Romania's interest
I'm a bit torn in between the progressive left and russian rule as they're both cancerous and i can't figure out which one is MORE cancerous than the other.
Hopefully i'll never actually have to find out and we'll just remove kebab like in the good days.
I'm not saying that the German military has NO good men, I'm sure that as every country - they have a strong core of fighters who actually know what they're doing and do it from their heart but that won't be enough.
>>79264726
1 word:
Nukes.
>>79264583
mission creep
It's why I have an inherent distrust of all proposed governmental organizations or regulations. It always starts well and fine but over time becomes increasingly monolithic and oppressive.
>>79263680
Not like the countries who leeched until now are gonna stop anyway or are gonna contribute to it, you're free to go anytime my friend ;)
>>79260774
Strentgth throu unety.
We need a eu navy with carriers. Destroyers and all that shit. Defend ouer borders.
>>79260774
If you trust the Italians, Spanish and (Lel) the French to fight your battles for you I've got some bad news for you kid.
>>79264530
Is the other 40% Arabic?
>>79264815
The answer is simple. Bring back fascism.
>>79261868
>There is no need to pay 2% of GDP for the military. That is the whole point of creating an EU military, we could spend less if we pool our resources.
..You don't see how this works at all, do you?
You pay 2% to NATO to pool your resources already, dumdum. The reason NATO requires 2% is because of the massive amount of land it's trying to defend.
Do YOU think you can defend all of Europe, never mind the entire EU Sphere, on 'just' 2% of your GDP? Don't make me laugh. Shine my shoes, Kraut.
>>79264530
We all know that you can speak it.
You just don't want too.
>>79264726
Grow up and look past NATO propaganda.
If you actually think Europe stands a chance against Russia - take a look at the internal divisions inside of Europe.
Who will fight for Germany?..
Sweeden?
That's not even counting in nukes.
>>79264891
Yea apart from the fact Germans can't defend anything. You're not even protecting your womenfolk and children. Mark my words; if EU forces Britons to accept free movement and if the EU army becomes a thing, Europe will die.
>>79264907
With eu army no need for nato.
>>79264427
They have bit bigger problemswhen it comes to defense. If an European country has fucked up it's defense policy worse than Krauts it must be Sweden.
They dropped national defense on list of things military is supposed to do. In mis 90's they had 15 brigade army with 100 battalions of support arms like logistics, engineers and artillery. Now they can field two mechanized battalions and 14 companies of support arms. Their AF has enough personnel to operate only half of their fighters.
>>79260774
>no more being Americans' pet dog.
Europe is Mine
- Germany
Asia is Mine
- China
>>79264726
Germany is not in as strong of a position as you think. Half of the EU is hanging off of them like dead weight, unable to pay their own bills to the EU.
Asking Germany to become the Financial and Military superpower in the region is like waiting to see which straw will break the camel's back. It's going to happen if it keeps up, and no one knows exactly which one it will be.
>>79265020
This nigger is serious!
>>79264829
It's not mission creep, it's the mission goal.
Only it was done slowly so we wouldn't notice.
But UK felt the heat.
EU ARMY VS RUSSIAN ARMY WHEN?
Hopefully we Americans can sit back sell weapons and call it a day.
I bet they are gonna end up fighting over Ukraine and Russia over stepping it's boundaries or something. Merkel planned to have fighting age men from Muslim countries come and take spots in the upcoming EU army. That's why they let them get away with all this stupid shit so when the time comes they will serve their purpose. Fucking EU was the 4th Reich this entire time.
>>79265020
Well there's one good reason you'll need NATO: To come defend Europe when the EU Army is made mostly of countries who can't buy their own tanks or guns.
>>79265004
Let's be honest here. This is only going to end in WWIII. US, UK, Australia - basically the Anglosphere - and probably Russia against the European Empire. Why? Reasons, I guess. German obsession with conquering Europe, German embarrassment from getting BTFO by the Brexit, etc.
>>79261007
SECOND POST BEST POST
>>79260774
wont save you m8
what you gonna do with it anyway? invade russia? kek
>>79264692
>Giving Italy any type of military
Itd be fuckin easier to let them join the enemy army, let them fuck around and waste valuable resources then just take them prisoner
>>79265142
Or indeed those European countries that are known for losing wars. Germany, France, Italy, Austria, Greece, Denmark, Sweden, Poland - they all got rekt throughly throughout history.
>>79261007
>>79265134
russia has enough nukes to destroy every city in europe
An EU army could've been cool with us in it, would've been cool having an army with so much power and butthurt Russia but obviously it will just be used to oppress whites and keep EU countries in line
>>79265297
Russia doesn't want to nuke what it desires to rule.
>>79264692
>EU Navy (Italy)
Too busy rescuing refugees to fight.
>>79260774
we will kill
>>79264816
If they nuke us, we nuke them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_submarine_Terrible_(S619)
And you nuke them too by the way, and China probably nuke them too.
Nobody want a country that makes war with nukes.
>>79265297
Europe can build and manufacture Nukes. We are talking about white people here you do realize. Germans are obsessed with trying to destroy Europe and Russians just love fighting there will be another conflict. And again Americans will be across the ocean laughing with the anglosphere about everything that will go down.
>>79264953
>If you actually think Europe stands a chance against Russia - take a look at the internal divisions inside of Europe.
I just can't see myself pick up arms against another Orthodox nation.
And I'm a I'm a fedora, mind you.
Actual orthodox men would sooner turn those guns towards the west rather than east.
>be EUcuck
>be 2020
>Putin manspreads thus triggering Merkel
>that's it she a strong independent woman who don't need no man
>get drafted
>TFW fighting the great war
>TFW a vodka kills your army buddies
>TFW winning
>TFW going back home, while apologizing for my privilege to all of the lbgtquala+ community
How I love the EU
>>79265147
I'm thinking that if they force the free movement then what will happen is a surge in right wing politics in Britain and I mean hard right. Not cuckservative right either.
The EU army won't work simply because of the various language barriers and cultural differences. If they are to eradicate these things as threats they will trample all cultural differences within the Union. Which will serve the far right again.
Either way EU is doomed.
>>79265297
Even a limited nuclear war between India and Pakistan would destroy the world.
>>79265134
EU has no interest in fighting Russia, all that Nato bullshit on the border is forced by americans, hopefully with this the Nato army will disappear so you can stop doing missions for your own benefits and claiming they've been decided by everyone.
>>79260774
Because being Germany's dog would be better?
>>79265478
Oh, yeah, the EU is toast either way. I have little faith in democracy. Let's not forget the complete failing of diplomacy in the summer of 1914 that led to the Great War.
>>79265447
Surely that happened in the 20th century :^)
>>79261868
The only reason NATO works is because the states spends such a disproportionate amount to help defend Europe, you fucking spastic. Without contributions from them and us, there is precisely 0% chance of an EU army being practical. Germany will personally end up footing the bill, because you're a fucking idiot if you think the French won't find a way to worm out of it. Can Germany afford a huge increase in defence spending? No it cannot.
Why are most Germans such humorless automaton control freaks.
>>79265478
The EU will get their shit sorted out somehow. You however made the good choice of getting the fuck out before shit got hot. It's gonna be a repeat of WW2 your gonna be the last standing European nation and Americans + Cucknadians, Aussies, and New Zealanders coming to help. Russia and EU will have a bloody war causing 15-20% of the white population to die and well WW3 will reshape Europe yet again.
>>79265325
>>79265071
>>79260774
Why do you keep making these threads?
Nobody wants an EU army as long as Tanti Merkel and her cuck brigades are in charge of determining defense policy.
They'd sooner use that force to put down renitent member states than to respond to actual military aggression.
Plus if there's one thing the migration drama taught us, it's that when shit hits the fan, common EU policy goes out the window and everyone's to fend for himself.
>>79264893
You can say the same from the brits, you know the guys who flee back on their island at the first sight of the enemy and let their allies by ten of thousands die to cover their asses.
"Strategic retreat my ass".
I mean, germans are a bit retarded when it comes to pick the good fight but at least they are reliable, unlike the anglos.
>>79265644
Yep. All of this.
From where I stand it's inevitable. Our only question is whether to join voluntarily at the outbreak of war or wait to be drafted. My grandfather joined the Navy in 1942 of his own accord and said he was treated better than conscripts.
>>79265413
Your Sub is named Terrible?
>>79265453
>go to war with Russia
>see friends and squad mates rekt by vodka
>get PTSD
>go to therapy when you arrive back home
>you're sharing your therapy sessions with blue-haired whales who got PTSD from tumblr and twitter
>there are EUROPEANS who don't realize that 'ever closer union' and federalization are all 10000% America's plans for Europe
nearly every long-term ambition by the crusty elites of Europe are American ideas. It is America that wants this most of all, so I don't know where the fuck people are getting this 'we don't have to be their tools anymore!'. This would be the final step of your sissification. The SRS, if you will, of international relations.
>>79265774
You mean Jew, right?
>>79264815
The problems they have are massive. Like any other military they have normal distribution of good soldiers and shitbags. They have BS bureaucracy in places they shouldn't have and almost complete lack of it where bureaucracy would be actually justified, like setting up oversight on major procurement programs.
About decade ago they transferred bunch of heavy lift helicopters from army to luftwaffe... flight and support crews went with equipment from service to other. They have support for personnel that have to move to another base, when moving happens within same branch... in case of going from army to AF it doesn't apply. Whole lot of senior NCOs simply quit and found better jobs in civilian market.
>>79265555
>EU has no interest in fighting Russia, all that Nato bullshit on the border is forced by americans, hopefully with this the Nato army will disappear so you can stop doing missions for your own benefits and claiming they've been decided by everyone.
Yes you are correct spaghetti friend, but it seems to the U.S.A an EU army is a detriment. Our foreign policy is founded on the basis of military exploitation. Russians may want Ukraine back and EU might eventually after a period of time want to suck in Ukraine for its one European ruling government. This is very shaky ground.
>>79260774
It does look all reich.
USA, UK AND RUSSIA
Vs
EU ARMY
WAR WHEN?
Cant wait to slaughter some more totalitarian germans.
>>79261596
Oh shut up, thats not what its for, thats not why this whole crisis was constructed. Please shut the fuck up you shill.
>>79260774
You wish, no way all members change their constitutions to facilitate it
>Implying America wont rape all of Europe combined, as usual
hahahaha fags
>>79265986
Portugal, wrong answer! Vote again!
Ireland, wrong answer! Vote again!
>>79266010
We won't we will sit back relax manufacture weapons. Watch as the EU and Russians tear each other apart and then when the U.K ask for help we will go help.
>>79261868
>Yeah, because that is what the US army is for... my God, people are stupid.
Yeah--if a US state tries to leave the union, that is exactly what the US army is for. Retard.
>>79265453
Kek, but to be honest that is more USA soon with Hillary than EU.
>>79260774
who is going to pay, let alone fight?
EU is made up of castrated little shits with no loyalty to the federation
a unified europe is just not going to happen. USA is barely unified. our original 13 states BARELY unified in the beginning of our country, and then we had a civil war. the only reason we're together now is because the powers of the individual states have been so reduced as to do everything but eliminate borders between entirely.
unified europe is just not going to happen.
>>79261504
>what is the EEA
nice kid
>>79265726
Yes.
And you know we the best part ?
We sold some of them to you.
>>79260774
kek, get ready for an army of shitskins telling you you're all racist for being white people.
>We're always at war with Eastasia
>War is peace
>Freedom is slavery
>Ignorance is strength
>>79265877
The Euro-Atlantic link is pretty much based on idea that US does heavy lifting on defense, Europeans are little more than cheerleaders on your overseas operations and remain dependent on US and support it with economic and diplomatic policy. Remain good little puppets.
>>79264583
>was only ever supposed to be an economic union
It's good you voted leave because it's very clear that you are wrong.
>>79265877
I guess it would be unconvenient on the long run for Europe if Russia keeps on going, but I don't think expansionism is enough to justify invading a country in the current day, not to trigger a war against basically the whole world.
Notice all the US flags getting assblasted over this.
>>79266218
dont get too heated up, amerifriend. Both NATO and EU were created to keep europe on american short leash. Americans (or rather their kosher overlords) dont give a shit about europe. Its just a weight on the global scales of power, that can be sacrificed any time to take down Russia. Europe has great manufacturing base and when it suffers, america wins, as european place on the global market can be taken over by americans. If eu army ever gets created, its only purpose will be to take down any separatist cells and be frontline cannon fodder for american ambitions
>>79261659
The Coalition were the ones fighting AGAINST Napoleon. And they lost.
Five. Fucking. Times.
>>79262361
Wow. I didn't know that Germany even had an army.
>>79266283
Different subs mate, thanks though!
We'll strengthen the hull and use them to secretly capsize boat people.
>>79266303
Yeah which is why we see so many parallels in this time period with the advent of WW2.
>U.k isolates itself.
>France in collaboration (surrender) with Germany.
>Russia feeling threatened of EU army like with the German Nazi Army.
>Merkel getting rid of German nationalism for EU nationalism multi cultural bullshit.
>Russian annexation of Crimea.
>Ukraine will be the Poland of WW3.
>EU will want to include Ukraine into the European Union.
>Massive army moves next door to Russia.
>All hell breaks loose.
>>79266470
im not heated up because no way in hell anybody in europe would fight for an EU army other than Germany
Oh god, it's that time again, isn't it?
OK, we'll stay neutral, again, and wait for the German refugees after the Russians rape half your population again.
If I may request something from the inevitably victorious Allies (and maybe France), I'd like to ask you to not unify the Germans again, shit just doesn't work out in the long term.
>tfw EU marches on Moscow and history repeats itself
>>79262433
>>79260774
Oh yeah, I sure can't wait until the EU army is sent to exterminate any political dissidence or anyone daring to suggest basic human rights such as freedom of speech or freedom to bear arms.
>>79261879
You have way way way more social programs.
>>79266502
When Napoleon forced a nation into a subservient alliance he made them contribute men to his army.
A very large portion of the army he took into Russia was German.
>>79263377
>>79260774
>EU
>existing in 2017
EU soldiers run into battle bravely waving their flag!
Kek how the fuck are you supposed to understand orders in French when you're Polish, or orders in German when you're Spanish.
What a clusterfuck
>>79266429
Do you honestly think any of us give a shit about Europe outside of /pol/ memes? We only seek to benefit from Europe becoming completely autonomous from a military standpoint. You aren't colonies so we can't tax you. We aren't a member of the EU, so we don't benefit from the same trade agreements (Canada imports more from us than all of Europe combined), yet we spend tens of billions annually maintaining troops and bases over there. Eurocucks view us as some sort of empire, but the average American doesn't view us in this way at all since none of our international shenanigans provides us with any benefit. If anything, we are far poorer as a nation for it. We have nothing to lose and everything to gain by leaving you to your own devices. The Middle East is a different story because of oil memes.
>>79266686
google translate
>>79265630
>Can Germany afford a huge increase in defence spending? No it cannot.
The Great Mufti of Germanistan prefers to spend the taxpayer's money on free apartments and catering service for shitskin refugees. And I don't even want to talk about all that Hartz IV for alcoholics, asocials, drug addicts and lazy Turks and Slavs.
>>79265147
World War III to be immediately followed by Cold War II.
The role of the Two Germanys to be played by the Two Europes.
>>79266348
This isn't military expansion it's going to be economic. Russia as we know at the moment is poor. EU is very wealthy as a collective whole. It's gonna happen a war especially with Russia over something fucking stupid.
>>79264583
>only ever supposed to be an economic union
>economic union
Given France and the UK are Europe's only nuclear powers, if France quits, how irrelevant will this EU army be on a scale of 1 to 6000?
>>79266638
Nah, but many wish we did. Obama care turned out to mean you HAVE to buy health insurance. I fucking laughed.
>>79266868
like a solid 4.
>>79266829
>germany owns EU
a really old meme, how new are you?
the EU is centered around germany because germany is the primary target of the genocidal nation destroying EU
>>79266706
why is there 40 000 american soldiers in germany then? Protip, its not to protect europe from outside threats.
Subduing europe weakens Russia. Also making money is not only about taxation. You can get money by flooding european market with american products and also holding EU in american grasp means the whole EU will stick to the petrodollar, which is the main cause of american wealth. Should the petrodollar go down, america would be fucked
>>79260774
>>79266868
Germany gets strategy weapon as EU and a seat of P5 legally.
No nations in EU can say "No(Germany)" anymore because now is Eu(Europe) already.
>>79264583
It was never only an economic union, thats just what the UK repeated to its self over and over and over. hell the uk did its best to try and reduce the project to an economic one and failed.
You never agreed with the EU ideals or goal, De Gaulle blocked your entry repeatedly for that very reason.
The only ones that an EU army is gonna fight against, are the people of EU's member states.
Germany will go nazi again.
>>79266541
Part Two:
>American + Commonwealth enter and help protect England.
>America, U.K, and Russia unite to fight Germany aka European Union once again.
>Allies win again.
>Cold War 2.0 between Chinese and Americans.
>Build space station on Mars.
>America and Commonwealth deal with influx of European migrants. Cuz war torn Europe.
>Nig nogs still noggin. Islam left alone and keeps doing sand people stuff.
>U.S.A becomes 3rd largest GDP.
>>79260774
Why are you so bent on establishing (E)USSR all over again?
We neither want to have the same politicians as you, we don't want to have the same army as you. We only want to trade - that is all.
>>79266900
We actually do have a shitload of social programs; we're basically a welfare state at this point. We have food stamps, welfare payments for lazy fuckers that don't want to work (which exponentially increases based on the number of children you have), medicare, social security, food banks everywhere that give out free food for shits and giggles, nearly free housing (section 8 and low income housing that is income based), etc etc etc. I'm too drunk to remember everything. If you're homeless in the USA, it's because you are literally too stupid to Google how to obtain X government benefit. That's why so many of them are retarded and/or mentally ill.
>>79266975
I was never referencing myself.
No shit it's all about Germany.
>>79266429
I'm noticing the europeans who don't want there to be an army whose purpose is murdering european nationalists
>>79266429
I'm not ass blasted I support a European Union army. I want to see Russians fight the Germans again.
>>79267039
>You can get money by flooding european market with american products
We don't, you fucking moron. We don't export shit to Europe. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_trading_partners_of_the_United_States
All of those disgusting "American food" sections in your local grocery store are European manufactured. They just claim to be American from an advertising standpoint.
>>79261964
>Where did all these German EU shills come from?
Krautchan, pr0gramm, leddit, 9cuck.
All those popular cuck sites for german cucks.
>>79267150
If you say "I do not like EU"
You will be arrested by "Eu Police" in future.
>>79267409
exactly
>>79267272
I wouldn't be surprised if by this time those disgusting Eurocrats would bring the tanks to the streets if there was any serious talk of any more exiters.
Gay ass flag for a Gay ass union of countries
>>79266513
Those signs look impressively isolationist, but we all know that Australian ports only have autism-level security so that shit doesn't wreck your wildlife like the last couple times.
>>79266541
>Yeah which is why we see so many parallels in this time period with the advent of WW2.
There are paralels, but your interpretation of history is off by miles.
>U.k isolates itself.
UK did not go isolationist, they just reverted to their pre-WW1 policy of having no standing army as maritime policy. They were ones that appeases nazis as they knew that they were not ready for war.
>France in collaboration (surrender) with Germany.
French were the ones that fought hard in 1940. Their situation just became unsustainable, due to obsolete doctrine and Brits being weaker than they were supposed to be.
>Russia feeling threatened of EU army like with the German Nazi Army.
Russians also cooperated with nazis early on as Brits and French weren't willing to cooperate with commies.
>Merkel getting rid of German nationalism for EU nationalism multi cultural bullshit.
That is exact opposite of late thirties.
>Russian annexation of Crimea.
That was in many ways act of desperation and it's all about setting limits to growing western sphere of influence. Frozen conflict keeps NATO and EU away.
>Ukraine will be the Poland of WW3.
Ukraine is not important enough. Nukes make direct confortation between big players impossile
>EU will want to include Ukraine into the European Union.
EUs hands are tied because Crimea and donbass frozen conflicts. Those keep Ukraine out of both Russian and Western spheres of influence, unless there will be political solution.
>Massive army moves next door to Russia.
Not going to happen. NUKES.
>All hell breaks loose.
Previous applies here as well.
>>79267682
Soon mate, soon.
>>79261868
>Germany can pay 2%, but does not want to. There is no need to pay 2% of GDP for the military
Except that's what we agreed on and you're not upholding your end of the bargain, so we have to spend more to compensate for you, and the rest of Europe.
Fuck you guys, at least SK and Japan spend more when we ask them to. We should just leave you to Russia.
>>79260774
Aren't European liberals hundred times worse than America's liberals?
How will an EU army be able to form when the male population is filled with leftists and shit like antifascists?
I doubt you guys will be able to implement a draft considering how cucked Europeans are today.
>>79260904
>>79261521
Should be Spanish instead of English. Dubs told me.
>>79260774
What do you think the EU army is being formed for? Kek. It's so much easier to speak to one government rather than 28
>>79267895
french
foreign
legion
>>79260774
Hell yeah mate, get fucked Amerilards. We've been preparing this shit for over 70 years, now it's payback time.
>>79260774
Don't fuck this up, Germany. I really like Octoberfest.
>>79267895
Rule number one of visiting /pol/ is not believing everything you see here.
Basing your perception of the world on funny pics, trolls and ironic posts will have dire real life consequences.
>>79267895
I guess we are going to have to give them a safe space before going to war, each "soldier" gets a sponsored social worker with them 24/7 carrying a security blanket, because suddenly words hurt more than bullets.
>>79267895
>Aren't European liberals hundred times worse than America's liberals?
If with "european" you mean "german" then yes.
>>79260774
Soo, Partisan training camp when?
>>79262096
Can I join you guys as an internal resistance force?
>>79267828
>d-deterrence will save us!
Kek
>>79266706
US military presence gives you leverage and control of EU diplomatic policies.
Obviously it does not worth it as much now that it was during the Cold War when communism was a threat but it remains an advantage, a recent example is the TAFTA negociations.
We maybe are not your colonies but you have an extraordinary number of assets in Europe that need to be protected.
You probably don't know it but USA are the first investors in France, you have 85 billions here, and it is just France.
Fiscal evasion/optimization by big companies (best example is Apple whose all cash they made in Europe moves in Ireland instead of coming back to the US) corrupts the impression given by trade balance but the old continent remains one of the main market for US companies.
To summarize: your elites has an interest to keep Europe in a vassal position, I don't say you do as the average Joe but the 25 last years prove that the grip on EU remains strategic to keep the n°1 place in all sectors.
>>79267828
>Trump is elected
>Actually makes good on his promises to stop pretending to be an empire (citizens do not fucking benefit from this--we only suffer from it since hundreds of billions of dollars are spent on this facade)
>Completely withdrawals from Europe/NATO and take our nukes with him
>Dismantles all of our bases in Europe
>Europe is left with millions of faggy nu-males and a few nukes we LOANED to the UK (their trident program is completely dependent on us)
>Russia rolls over you all
You guys better start shilling for Hill.
>>79268039
good luck mate. you're gonna need it
>>79268085
Sup Estonia. You doing good? How's the weather over there? Also what happened to the gif?
>>79266513
I wish the EU would adopt this for the Mediterranean migrants
>>79260774
Good. Tired of financing your socialism through our world police actions.
I hope we pull out of NATO.
>>79262555
Stasi was east german m8, you think the remnant of it is still alive?
Not like they just "forgot" how to do all that shit...
>>79268039
I'm fairly sure nobody in the EU would agree it's wise to attack us, not that you would win anyway.
I don't think you fully understand what we will do to win wars. If somehow we actually basically lose, we'll just unleash our entire payload of nukes at once, which currently sits at around 10,000. If we go, we're taking everything down with us.
>>79268089
I feel like modern soldiers experience PTSD at higher rates than males from the past.
Gone are the days, when British Redcoats calmly marched in a straight line with bullets and cannon balls flying everywhere with no one even fainting or panicking.
There are also many war biographies that described how horrible killing someone with a Bayonet was yet killing enemy soldiers with Bayonet was quite a mainstream war tactic at the time yet it is strange how these soldiers of the past didn't experience a severe mental trauma as today's soldiers.
It just makes me wonder what is the difference between soldiers of the past compared to soldiers of today.
>>79260904
Nukes.
