ITT: Swede stories
>be Swedish
>hear a little girl screaming outside
>check out the window
>*laugh*
>good ol' Ahmad Abu Walid culturally enriching the neighbor's 3 years old daughter as usual
>"You guys honestly need to stop with this Islamophobia."
>>79254021
They are facing the wrong direction.
Also it is not prayer time yet.
>>79254689
Shut up 9/11
>>79254021
Seriously, whoever thought them to pray like that should be beheaded. They are disrespecting the Salaat.
>>79254812
9/11 was done by Jews and Iran.
>>79254689
Is your god just really sensitive about his feelings?
>>79254689
LOOKS LIKE IM A CRUZMISSILE NOW!!!
>>79254021
SWEDEN!!!!!
>>79255311
Everyone other than sunni's eh achmed?
>>79254021
MFW
>I live in a rich white area
>no niggers or sandmonkeys to be seen
>pretty much no crimes
>great area for childfamilies
>few niggers and sandmonkeys in my school
>the only nigger in my class is being bullied
>he's a 5.5 ,3 inch hard nigger who gets bullied by everyone
>I'm never going to visit the nigger part of sweden
>>79258151
It's time to wake up now Sven, Subhan'Allah
>>79258151
Das racis you need more Taliban and ISIS
>>79258151
every part will become the nigger part eventually
>>79258151
how do you know the size of his dick?
>>79261838
>how do you know the size of his dick?
He knows the depth of his mouth
>>79254689
>>79255311
It was your money, buddy.
>>79255311
>salaat
Vegan arabs, jesus christ...
>>79255311
I'd believe it. They found old Laden in Pakistan and I've always wondered how he got so far away from Saudi Arabia.
>>79262242
>Vegan arabs
The most unstable life form on this planet.
>>79258151
It's people in your neighborhoods that keep voting for more immigrants to come in because you don't have to live with them.
>>79255311
ISIS plz go.
>>79258151
Are you perhaps one of my cousins who moved away from the immgirants when too many of them moved to where they used to live and then continue to vote for moderaterna or socialdemokraterna?
>>79262573
I live in a rich white neighborhood and vote for increased immigration. There are two reasons. More immigration means lower labor costs. I have a degree and own part of my dad's business so they'll never take my job anyway and I can make tons of money on decreased labor costs. The second reason is that I know they will never place the immigrants here because the housing costs would be too high.
>>79255311
It's Always Sunni in Riyadh
>>79264008
This guy definitely needs to be beheaded
It's not an immigration problem, it's a segregation problem.
>>79261838
>>79262038
played in the same soccer team
>>79262573
>>79263453
no I vote for SD what do you think I am a nigger lover
>listening to radio on sverigesradio.se
>for 30 minutes playing clips and talking about how brave the men from pakistan are for coming to sweden and they just want a safe place to live
>>79264008
kys
>>79264590
Thank you for your input. I think it's more likely that you're the one who will be beheaded though, as there's no mosque in my vicinity and I don't shop at ikea.
>>79264590
People like him are called "useful idiots". They're more dangerous than jihadists.
>>79264765
>>79262038
>>79261838
And with seen his tiny black dick in the shower I assumed it was just as small erect
>>79264802
Nigger I'm an immigrant, they never go for their own
>>79264818
That's why he needs to be beheaded
>>79258151
If you don't start advocating against these fuckers, eventually, the nigger part of Sweden is going to come visit you.
>>79262543
Do they cut a beetroots throat and watch as their juices are drained through the wound?
>>79258151
which area?
>>79264774
>>79254689
FUCK ALLAH
>>79255311
Implying that any sincere Muslim would be on 4chan. You're a hypocrite, the biggest sinner of all. Fuck your monkey prophet, piss be upon him.
>>79254021
>a fucking leaf
>>79265019
Oh I'm at my friendly ameriburger
>>79265110
Shit posting Australian wants to know where I live nice try you abo filth
>>79258151
>no niggers or sandmonkeys to be seen
Implying they won't come to YOU. They've already gotten past your national borders. Taking over the country now will be a cinch for them. Good job, you fucking sell out.
>>79258151
where do you live swedebro? desperate to move when i finish my degree
>tfw live in malmö
>>79255311
Also fuck you, words cannot describe how much i hate you and your ilk
>>79265267
>thinks i'm australian
>>79264008
oh look, a national traitor
>Be bilingual Spaniard
>Playing on server in based in Chicago on TF2
>dude in chat starts typing in spanish, asking if anyone speaks spanish, he doesn't know english that well
>Talk over mic and confirm with him, and tell him there is a spy near the base.
>Find out he is Mexican and I help him by going Maul Pybro
>Round ended, we get fucked, I just joke saying "Welp, I blame the gypsies for that one."
>Suddenly Swedish Mod bursts out at me "HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR!? ISN'T ANYONE ELSE HERE SWEDISH? ANYONE ELSE NOT COMPLETELY OUTRAGED BY THIS!?
>Dead silence from server while he rants, and I tell him it was just a joke
>He calls up the admin into the server and tells him the situation. Admin tells him to calm the fuck down, and tell me just not to be outright racist, getting that I was making a joke.
>Later in match Mexibro finally gets his mic and gets into chat. Causally conversing with him in chat, telling him when other people have eyes on a spies location etc.
>Swed mod then chirps in on our conversation in Spanish saying "Oheheh, si si, tacos and burritos. Bueno Tour-til-ahs"
>Mexibro gets angry asking why he was saying that
>Tell him Mexibro is taking offense to him belittling him speaking his language and that he is being very hypocritical what he was saying earlier
>Retorts back "No, because Spanish is a european language, and Spanish people are white. So its not racist to make fun of white people and white things."
>He asks the server again if anyone is Swedish and if they agree with him not getting replies
>Ask him if thats what Muhammad tells him to say while he fucks his wife and sister.
>[INCOHERENT SWEDISH INTENSIFIES]
>you have been banned from the server
>reason: BEING A RACIST AMERICAN PIG
>mfw i'm not even American.
At least I friended mexibro, and he plays a pretty offensive Engie on Blu.
>>79264008
Solid bait/10 but you do raise a good point.
>>79265480
You abo arent smart enough to use proxys anf vpns 10.000 years on the autralian continent and you invented a bent stick, good job
>>79265304
I'll say not in Stockholm or any of those nigger hotspots
>>79254689
SHUT UP SAUDI ARABIA WE WILL DEMOCRACY YOU
>>79265730
Do it Amerifat you have my backing
>>79265699
Shut the fuck up Sven, I won't even start with whats wrong with your country, JFC even India laughs at you. Also, learn to spell an use proper grammar before you call other people retarded.
>>79264936
What if he's a grower?
>>79265934
Shieet the GREAT EMU WAR should have erased your blod line long ago you bent stick thrower
>>79265551
So basically, you broke the rules, tried to argue your way out of it, and got BTFO. Sounds like the average day for a spanitard.
>wake up
>don't go to work
>collect EU welfare
>sleep to the afternoon
>neglect hygiene
>eat dinner at 11PM
>claim to not be arab
>lose against germany
>go to bed at 2AM
>rinse and repeat
>>79266078
well the nigger has so many flaws he's dumb, bowlegged and talks in ghetto tongue so no one will see if his dick grows but himself
>>79265699
dra åt helvete, din inavlade kuksugare
>>79264936
Flaccid size has no correlation with erect size fyi. I'm 20 cm hard, but can be 3 cm soft.
>>79264008
>they will never place the immigrants here
>because the housing costs would be too high.
Oh you poor naive idiot
>>79266454
Damn and i thought my dick was little soft
>>79254021
>be on omegle
>stranger turns out to be swedish
>ended up talking about politics
>tells me bernie sanders is considered right-wing in sweden
>>79266182
>>79266182
Stay mad Sven, you Swedish trolls always show up in these kinda of threads. Its funny, you have literally sold out your race, culture, and heritage unwillingly, the entire would thinking you're a bunch of spineless jokes, and all you can do is shitpost on a Japanese imageboard, while everyone mocks you, and your country goes to absolute shit. I know you're a troll so you'll probly just reply with another Australian meme, but I dont care, I know you won't be able to resist reading this, and maybe you'll realise even for a second, how much of a cuck you actully are.
>Shieet the GREAT EMU WAR should have erased your blod line long ago you bent stick thrower
I read that entire thing in a Swedish accent, 40 keks.
>>79266503
Lidingö receives less than a quarter of the national average in refugees, and these refugees are unlikely to stay after their stay at the asylum center since they can't afford to stay and it's cheaper for the municipality to pay for housing elsewhere for them. Hence, the rate of foreign born in Lidingö is about 1:1000, while it is about 30% in Malmö and 20% in Stockholm. But please, tell me more about how I'm a poor naive idiot :)
>>79266214
Oh Sweden, why do you even argue when you have a bull to prep?
>>79262513
>I've always wondered how he got so far away from Saudi Arabia.
It's not fucking rocket science. He probably took a car. But he could've even ridden a fucking camel like Marco Polo and still made it there and back a dozen times over.
>>79267027
A lot can be done like restricting immigrantion and better how the goverment distrubutes the tax, like stop focusing on immigration and start focusing on a defense then leave the EU, start becoming more independeant. Start to get rid of the swedish media elite, and paint the real picture, that will help those who aren't informed (swedes) about the situation.
Get rid of the ideological preferense shown and demostrated by the school system and highlight the poor result that come mainly from immigrants.
Those are a few thing but shitposting are way more fun, you abo filth go thorw a bent stick now.
>>79267700
>A lot can be done like restricting immigrantion and better how the goverment distrubutes the tax, like stop focusing on immigration
You're already 5 years behind us m80.
>You abo filth go thorw a bent stick now.
Wait a minute, hate speech is illegal in your country right? I'm pretty bored atm I might look into that just for a laugh.
>>79255311
They're disrespecting the salad?
>>79255311
Posting on a computer is haraam, bro. Pray to Allah for forgiveness and consult your imam.
>>79266214
delusional swedish cuck
>>79265551
>someone defends gypsies
Fucking Sweden
>>79255311
I love salat! Let's kill the one who disrespect salat!
>>79265212
>arab word for god
literal retard. do you also say fuck jehovah?
>>79264008
>I live in a rich white neighborhood and vote for increased immigration.
Go fuck yourself you sellout cuck, go prep your mothers black bull and get a straw as well so you can suck his cum out her vag when he's finished.
>>79254689
>Saudi Arabia
I'd say that's pretty fucking rare
Into the flag folder you go
>>79258151
>I'm never going to visit the nigger part of Sweden
Yes but when is the nigger part of Sweden coming to visit you?
>>79258151
>>few niggers and sandmonkeys in my school
That's already too much.
>>79270867
>>>few niggers and sandmonkeys in my school
>That's already too much.
In Sweden that's probly the very best they can hope for. I mean the evidence is there, this dude was so fucking happy he made a greentext about it lol.
>>79264008
>voting for increased immigration
>that implies you could vote against it
>error 404
Nice bait tho
>>79270196
kartofel saalat
>>79255311
When the oil runs out, I hope KSA goes through an immense amount of suffering due to lack of wealth.
>>79254689
Why would Allah pick a city in a random shithole in the middle of the desert?
>>79255311
>>79270196
ahem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY2BwScCz1k
>>79274027
They already are, oil isn't worth shit anymore.
>>79254689
Your flag is so nice, perfect design, your women arent bad either.
>>79264761
This is pretty delusional.
What do you expect when you import people around 10% of your population? You really think no segregation will occur?
>>79276574
>--import people amounting* around 10%--
>>79276745
>--amounting to*--
Jesus Christ, I'm out of focus right now
>>79254021
>post pic of dutch school
>with swedish flag
it would be so much more powerful if you used the real flag. you had one job cucknada...
