>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>check yo keys
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Robert
Fucking love Nigs @ Nite!
You guys missed a lot already
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>gang mobs of ten people fighting in apertment
I feel bad that you guys missed it:(
who /chicago/ here?
Thread Theme:
https://youtu.be/YWyHZNBz6FE
https://youtu.be/ZRo48zg2iyU
Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>>79237189
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLhANQxX0s
>>79237189
/oaklawn/ checking in.
>>79236754
why dont we ever do this more often?
>>79237442
Haha! Yes!
So how many people are going to get shot in the ass tonight?
Hell yeah!
>>79237573
I'm hoping we're gonna do it every night at least through the 4th. Last night was great.
HERE WE GO
>>79237603
All I'm wondering is it going to show up again?
>very suspicious
>>79236754
Sheeeit, never noticed the shooting scoreboard. You guys have thought of everything to keep us most comfy, my hat off to you.
>>79237712
Cop or detective in disguise?
>males fighting in the street no weapons
Summary of last night?
>>79237790
?
Someone called in a vehicle parked in a lot but only at night with no front plates, the cop responded in a whisper, "very suspicious..."
>30 males fighting in the street no weapons
I hope this is a shadow of what the forth will be
Thank you rooftop Koreans
>>79237957
I was joking about the fact he sounded like some noire detective (at least to me when he said it)
I listen to this afternoon because last night was so much fun and they didn't use the word Robert once
NIGS
AT
NITE
its been a while
>>79237671
What became of PCP grandma crack addict and the guy camping out in the laundromat? I passed out at like 2am local time
shots fired
SHOTS FIRED, WASHINGTON
>>79237189
>slim jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLVQ_XzlKAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDh0FcJ1atA
>>79237905
General nigs nigging, fireworks, shots fired, shots fired at a car that then crashed, Lady Rosa is batshit insane, kid shot, I'm sure I missed a bunch
Shots fired.
2 Male blacks.
Surprised.
>>79238175
Driver female, wearing a helmet, unknown race.
Shots fired, time to take a drink lads
>>79237905
>ROBERT
>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON
>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~<3
>Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns...
>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...
>...Recovered, two shots fired
>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN
>Homeless woman hollering in a porta loo scaring the cops
>tfw flirting with dispatch on city-wide
Last summary from last night's bread.
>>79238046
ah, lol.
It sounded to me like he was just fucking around
>2 male blacks, one with dreads
Time to get comfy again, I've been looking forward to this all day after last night.
>>79237905
> guy walking around in a Camo suit
>pregnant woman punched in stomach
>guy shot himself in ass
>guy in a stolen u haul
>guy in panties scaring children
>homeless woman sleeping in toilet
>homeless under bridge fighting
>homeless people swamping an atm
And much much more
>>79237711
Man, we really really need to brainstorm and get down to the bottom of this. Why are these savages using UHAUL trucks.
Out of state license plates usually, hard to track and figure out which state.
Can steal a lot of shit and throw it in the back.
Can take hostages, throw them in the back.
Can round up the boys, a whole squad and throw them in the back.
Has some ramming power and intimidates people when you drive up on them.
Rented, so if used in moving drugs/weight who cares if it gets seized by the po po.
What else guys, why is this a somewhat favored vehicle?
Some vague assumptions below:
They trying to get out of the hood but jealous brothers see the big moving van and open fire or attack and they never make it out crashing into fences and trees?
They think they're incognito, no one would suspect a god damn UHAUL truck?
>>79238079
Robert or maybe as some suspect full name Roberto, sleeps during the day, it is known. But you can bet your sweet ass he's up by midnight every day causing a crime spree.
>>79238136
So did I :(
>>79238225
what the actual fuck i heard tht too
>>79238254
>>79238283
Damn Chicago, you crazy.
>>79238254
>>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
Nothing like laughing at 4:30am and your roommate goes to take a piss and asks what's so funny.
>>79238345
Motorcycle rider, probably.
>>79238345
Was she on a bike or in a car? If it was a bike it makes sense but a car?
>>79238345
>>79238316
Was that the one where the kid called in and said she smokes leaf all day?
>>79238184
>https://youtu.be/Hu8PtiN0Ce8
>https://youtu.be/BZ24lidlXOs
(skrr skrr)
>>79238514
I think actual crack rocks were mentioned and she was coked up or something.
>>79238514
>help my roommates high and attacked me their high
>what are they high on?
>THEY BEEN SMOCKING DAT LEAF
>>79236754
Reporting in for Roberts.
>333 south ????
Shit even Chicago itself is getting trips
What became of the guy with the machine gun!?!?
Robert
niggers just constantly causing trouble,it's amazing
Just FYI to the OP, the Zone-6 feed at http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262 is deleted. Alternate feed for 6, 7, and 8 here:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
>>79238596
That was the bipolar schizo granny who broke the TV.
She was on PCP too.
>>79238786
Oh okay, right.
>six shots in the air it's nothing
>six shots in air
>its nothing
Kek
ex girlfriend refusing to let him leave
>>79238926
Beta cuck detected
too quiet nigs are up to something
TEN male blacks fighting, form a perimeter toss them swords pay per view
>ten male BLACKS in the middle of the street fighting
Earlier that night
>30 men fighting in the street
Is this a fucking riot or something? Or just a normal night
near north side here
>>79239067
M-m-maybe it's just a quiet night. R-right?
>>79239246
it's normal
t ghetto dweller
>>79238345
Full-face helmet blocks identity and it won't attract attention.
>>79237189
>>79238184
Thank God for prisons.
betacuck in front of the cleaners ex girlfriend will not let him leave
jesus christ, do any of you guys wanna visit chicago some night and just ride around on sportbikes fast af and just look for crazy shit to observe?
>>79237189
/Blue Island/ stopping thru
>wants to leave but girlfriend won't let him
ayy lmao
been waiting an hour for this thread to come up
R O B E R T
MAN Down!
>>79239246
This is early morning for niggers.
Just pretend they live in China. Jigaboo Central Time is different than human time.
>>79239265
Come visit me at my Jewel
Intoxicated man in wheelchair scratching up her car.
>>79239363
it's extremely dangerous
my gf went there on a trip and nearly got abducted trying to go from her hotel to an eatery
literally did not get 50 feet before a nigger pulled a makeshift knife and tried to force her into an abandoned building where, to her horror, there were more niggers waiting in the darkness
>>79239363
>/pol/ rents sports bikes and drives around late at night
>blacks get mad at us staring at them
BREAKING NEWS!: massive race riot in Chicago hundreds injured
>>79239447
>Jigaboo Central Time
kek
>>79239528
That's a literal nightmare for me. My gf is tiny as fuck so my greatest fear is her getting taken advantage of by some big asshole, worse if it's a nigger.
Glad everything came out alright.
>>79239546
wear full gear no1 can tell who you are, and dont suck at riding and learn to get away when you hear shots
doubt theyd shoot random bikes riding by if you stuck to main roads
>>79239528
how hard were you when she recounted all this?
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
I almost threw my matress off my balcony too once. I don't blame him.
South Richmond. Black male trying to break into a home with a gun.
WEW LAD
>>79239689
So basically be a nigger except not suck at riding a bike
What's the single worst area in chicongo and what scanner is it on? And do you think maybe we could do a thread dedicated to that area?
>>79239689
>full gear
I assume you mean a white sheet and pointy hat?
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
my god...
>>79239814
Tell us a story maple leaf
Muslim with a bomb
>>79239879
http://heyjackass.com/ gives location by location basis
austin or englewood
>>79237442
Oh my lord.
MIDDLE EASTERN MALE ASKED USE BATHROOM LEFT BACKPACK BEHIND LEFT IMMEDIATELY! SNACKBAR MOMENT???
>middle eastern male left his backpack somewhere
AWW SHIT NIGGA
I might have to stay home friday night for this.
>>79239912
no, SS uniform
>>79239920
kek
>man wanted to use bathroom
>asked to leave backpack
>refuses to and leaves immediately
>backpack
>refused to take it of
>could be Arab
Someone call the Cai and fbi
More blacks fighting . Big Suprise
four male blacks fighting in front of a house now.
>>79240047
oh, you can't take your backpack into bathrooms?
who /cosy/ here?
>>79239951
>>79240047
Aloha snackbar tonight?
>>79240178
Not yet, but I'm getting ready. Night is still young.
>>79238297
Uhaul trucks can be used for a number of different reasons.
Personally ive seen nigs park them in front of their houses when they are worried they are being targeted. Having such a large vehicle parked in front of your house makes it that much harder for the Opps to scortch you.
They are easily rented with fake Id's. Which makes them perfect for conducting any road crimes. I.E cruising the air port area late a night for unsuspecting tourists. Follow them to an isolated area, block the lane, dindus jump out, liberate the weaponless cucks vehicle and valubal belongings, leave weaponless cuck on the side of the road, usually pistol whipped as murdering whites gets your black ass investigated and make off into the night with your band of merry men.
>>79240134
Oh shit I wrote it wrong basically
A MIDDLE EASTERN LEFT AN UNA TENDED BAG
>CLAPPING
guy in ally no shirt dark jeans high on drugs clapping for over an hour
>>79236754
GENTLEMEN!
How is the greater Chicago area doing this evening?
I'll begin compiling my TONIGHT: list momentarily!
fuck last night was good.
Is it too early for chimpenings or is it popping off already?
>>79239447
This. The one time the dmv (government licensing office for cars) is not unusably crowded is white morning.
>no shirt on drugs clapping for over an hour
atta boy
Clapping for over an hour?
>>79239940
This site is glorious:
>18.5% homicide clearance rate
>102 shot in the ass year-to-date
>28 shot in the dick year-to-date
>"high on drugs, no shirt black jeans clapping for over an hour."
kek
>>79240290
>FOR OVER AN HOUR
>>79239977
These peoples are scared shitless of the super natural and superstitious. You go out like an undead zombie or even dracula looking, they'll run screaming for their lives. I could imagine the keks if it came over the scanner, there's a dead person sprinting after them with ripped up clothing.
>>79240270
no you leave the backpack so the attendant gets key to bathroom back
>>79237189
Zion here. It's worse than you think.
>>79240290
>possibly high on drugs
>clapping for over an hour
Please clap holy shit
South Bishop cops asking for two more cars. I think shit is getting serious.
>clapping for over an hour
MY SIDES
>>79237189
Boystown reporting in.
Good evening, Robert.
>Clapping for over an hour
>>79240410
this is probably true, ive been friends with a few ghetto blacks a while back, they were all kinda scared of these types of things it was really really funny
>That stream with the ambient music
>>79240047
>>79240193
If Kek wills it, but remember kids, if you see something, SAY SOMETHING!
>>79240444
> she locked herself out of the building
>her sister and brother are inside
Why don't they just let her in?
>>79240538
Robert
Can you believe that Chicago used to be aryan and beautiful?
>garbage can on fire
rip homeless can't even stay warm
Do you reckon with all the nigger crime in Chicago the vast majority of cops hate niggers now? Even the black cops?
>>79238254
>spawncamping atms
>getting pretty hairy down here
GETTING PRETTY HAIRY DOWN HERE
>>79240305
It's off to a great start:
>30 black males fighting in the streets
>Jigaboo Central Time
>girlfriend won't let me out
>mudslime with a backpack
>please clap
>>79236754
>greentexting fucking links
>>79236754
These threads are the velvet lounge of /pol/, very classy. Particularly when there is a chimp out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
>>79240413
man there's no way any sane person would ask for a mudslime's backpack
>>79240748
do you think he was the only black jeb bush voter?
>>79240340
Detroitfag here, I see a guy every early morning as I drive home for work, dancing, for hours without music, in front of the entrance to some sort of services for the poor building.
>a vehicle on fire due to an auto accident
What do you think? Black road rage or Mexican drag race
>>79240635
>Micks, Dagos and Shylocks
>Aryan
>>79240821
U-Haul.
>>79238005
THANK YOU ROOFTOP KOREANS!
>>79240251
Oh hell yea, you're right. I knew mexicans who used vans to rob people in large parking lots, no one even noticed a damn thing or saw it go down, perfect cover for crime.
Basement neet!
>>79237189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opK67XdRmks
DRUNK MUM AND DAD
Chimpout threads are Bretty good
Who /FireRises/ in Fergason here?
>mother and father intoxicated yelling at 17 year old daughter
>homeless crack head outside of subway
>subway
Well that's a little bit of a disconect
>>79240410
Look up on YouTube "don't scare a black kid." Some kids wanted to make a candid camera style prank video with their black friend. They get him in front of a random garbage can. A "zombie" emerged from the closed garbage can and pow, the black kid reflexively knocks Baron Samedi the fuck out.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79240779
it's gonna go down on july 4th, someone better record the whole 24hrs for those of us that may be doing things.
>>79240803
*Do you think he was the only Jeb voter?
FTFY
>neighbors are playing loud music
Have you seen dat boi?
Is that the first shots fired of the night???
>>79241023
heroin m8. said he was nodding out
>5'5 150
>running club
>>79240785
Have to ask for something oe the fucker will move in, here in detroit its a phone a wallet something. Bathroom is outside usually,
>>79241000
checked
>shes part of a running club
>gone missing completely out of character her friend is very concerned
It offical boys first murder/kidnap/rape of the night
Damn the music is so fitting, it almost follows the mood of the calls
>>79238457
She was on bike inside a car anon, get it right.
>>79240873
kek
WATCH YO KEYS
WATCH YOUR KEYS
>>79241097
Oh I thought he said knocked out
KEYS, anyone know why they're saying "check your keys" or "watch your keys"
>>79241111
"this is the first time she's done this before"
MMM HMMM
3333
QUADS
ANOTHA ONE
>>79241213
Robert, Bobert
>>79241234
Telling people somebody has their transmit button held down.
>We got another one?
What is going on?!
>>79241234
Somebody has an open mic.
>>79241234
They leave the key on the microphone on, so it just keeps transmitting background noise over everyone else. Very annoying.
also,
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79238715
>>79238740
>>79240623
Robert is on the loose, here we go.
8600 SOUTH COMMERCIAL
SHOTS FIRED I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED
>>79241234
It means the microphone was locked on and they were transmitting continually.
Yes I love these threads!
Nig on the run!
ROBBERY AND ATTEMPTED MURDER WITH BASEBALL BAT, IT'S ON!
>>79241111
checky check>>79241000
>>79240777
>>79238005
>Based Asian head attire
>black in a red hat black hoodie gun and stolen purse running through the park
Holy shit your classic purse snatcher
All these crimes that will never get solved.....
Holy shit in 30 seconds there was battery, shots fired, robbery, domestic death threat, and more battery.
I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
Check yo keys!
Someone with a gun by Walmart ohboy.jpg
LOL THAT MUSIC WITH OPEN KEY LOL
HEARD "FUCKING"
AHAHAHAHAH is it moonman!?
>>79238297
You nailed it. It's a big ass truck you can use all day for 20 bucks then drop off no questions asked.
>>79241313
>>79241319
>>79241320
>>79241380
Don't they know to just stop pressing the button?
>OPEN RADIO
>>79241470
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>79241389
Its not even friday yet anon
>tfw the 4th of Julyteenth on /pol/
>>79240748
Nice updated! Post will be up momentarily.
8 shots!
>rap music on police scanner
Was that music on just know? Holy shit
>>79236754
someone needs to make a bingo board out of a chicago map, and then we can spend Friday listening to the scanner and marking down crimes untill we win
>>79236754
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>WATCH YOUR KEYS
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>30 males fighting in the street no weapons
>SHOTS FIRED Driver female, wearing a helmet, unknown race.
>SHOTS FIRED...Two black males
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>six shots in the air it's nothing
>MISSING 50 y/o female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club... :(
>COMMERCIAL ALARM
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Domestic Battery
>WATCH THOSE KEYS ROBERT. WE GOT AN OPEN KEY IN ZONE 3.
What a goddamn city.
>>79241534
You can easily jam it up against a car seat or something.
KEKS, its the white dispatcher chick with the Fargo accent.
>>79241534
Older radios, might stick, like how a keyboard key gets stuck.
>>79241602
Brilliant!
Check them keys!
>Check your partner's keys
Oh my! :3
There were some nigs shooting a film in a park earlier today
Ahahaha Anna couldn't keep up!
"She couldn't keep up!" 5-5, one fiddy
>Couldn't keep up
>>79241560
I can hardly wait anon!
>>79241721
Rap music video no doubt
>>79238283
>>79238254
You forgot the discussion on ghetto safaris.
>>79241838
Drive-by shooting when?
>>79241911
just happened lol
hid the gun in the garden - anonymous
>White male
wow that's a first
Headless bodies are mysteriously laying down in West Englewood.
>>79241911
well someone just shot a moving car. does that count?
>robert
SHIFT CHANGE BOYS
Probably only garden in the area
>>79241976
how long are shifts?
>>79240635
still is just on the north side only. lots of jews tho
>>79241613
And its only a Wednesday
Being a cop in Chicago must be an exhilarating experience.
>Good morning/Good evening, everybody.
This applies to all of you too, Robert.
>>79241976
Good after the shift change it stops being early night and becomes night proper
>>79242029
most police departments run 3 shifts, each one being 8 hours
>>79242029
3 8 hour shifts
Graveyard shift is about to begin!
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>79242128
thx, was thinking a 12 hours shift would suck. 8 hr is probably bad enuff
CPD should sell advertising..
>>79242250
Check yo keys Robert
>>79242173
Are you ready?
>I'M FUCKING READY.
Place your bets on when dispatch goes into backlog!
>are you in your car?
>yeah I'm just getting in now
>we need to check out this burgulary alarm
Jesus cops really are heroes
>>79242274
This shit is addicting
>>79242273
Where is the lunch break hour though?
>>79242273
My dad used to be a cop - 8 hours on night shift is exhausting
>The fucking Munchausen residence?!
>>79242390
cops usually grab a quick lunch at pizza shops, chinese joints, a deli, etc...
>>79242390
seems like from 3am to 4am.
Quite new to these threads. Who is Robert?
This should be a daily /pol/ ritual from now on, tuning into Chicango and listening in to all the dindu mischievous activity.
>>79242486
Roger, Robert
>>79242496
It already is where the fuck have you been?
>>79242486
this
