Napoleon wants to create a unified European project of peace and prosperity which could be the world power forever. ... but no Brits, have to oppose Napoleon and ally with the dictatorship in Russia and the dictatorship in Prussia and Austria to subdue the free people of France.
First World War - France and Russia declare war on Germany, Germany starts a preemptive war strategy, nearly overwhelms France... but no, Brits send an expeditionary army to help the fucking French and then convince big brother America to help in 1917 and 1918 to achieve a stalemate... only to set up the second world war with the Treaty of Versailles.
Second world war, Germany tries to unify Europe against the communist nemesis in the East. Could nearly win against Soviets... but no, Brits have to ask American big brother again for supplies and start bombing Germany.
Germany rebuilds and then tries to unify Europe again to make it strong, but Brits banter all the time and finally try to fuck Germany again by exiting the EU telling everyone "we are stronk empire, not European".
WTF? Don't Brits know who won the 2014 soccer championship, who is export world champion, who controls Greece, Italy, Spain and Eastern Europe, ... who do Brits think Putin calls or Obama calls if there is a world problem? Yes, Merkel first... Cameron second.
CRASHING THIS UNION
>>79184125
Bla bla bla, who are we really fucking it up for though? Really? Us? Nope, not us, not us at all.
>>79184125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
fuck Napoleon
God Speed Oldest Ally
however, brits are still traitorous cunts and Napoleon spreading the Civil Vode as a really good thing
>>79184125
m8 EU is a union of debtniggers, and shortly you will be one too. Soros will lend you money to prop up Deutsche Bank (which he is shorting) and then lend more money to pay for living wage for your new brown friends, all 3 million of them next year.
In January we go article-50, then 2 years argument, then we are gone. Enjoy ruling over Eurabia. I hope you choke on your stollen cake.
feel free to stop causing world wars at any time m8
[angry Germborg noises]
Fuck off Kevin-Günther, dont you have to suck Ahmeds dick?
>>79184125
Cuckmany rebuilds and then tries to unify Europe again to make it cucked and degenerate under the economical rule of themselves, but Brits banter all the time and finally try to fuck Cuckmany again by exiting the EU telling everyone "We don't want to be a part of this crashing plane".
ftfy
You caused both world wars disgusting kraut
>>79184125
You killed Rome
Fuck off Kraut before we find a final solution to the Aryan Question
>Soccer
Get fucked Hans.
>>79184125
>How many times more will Brits fuck Europe?
As often as necessary.
>>79184125
t. asshurt jerry
>>79184125
>mfw Eurocucks talking about freedom and liberty
>>79184125
Don't you have a bull to prep Cuckmany?
>>79184125
tl;dr - Germans butthurt because Britain is better at war.
A ship sails towards the tsunami.
Captain Merkel assures the crew they will be fine.
Britain, the plucky cabin boy says 'Fuck that' and jumps aboard a lifeboat. The crew, egged on by the evil captain try to stop him.
He escapes, and rows away, from the doomed vessel.
He has a hearty chuckle as he watches the ship breaks apart.
EU Ship 'The Cuckvessel' sinks like a stone; whilst cabin boy Nigel sails towards a shiny, beautiful vessel, USS America.
Nigel manages to give a nice 2 finger salute to Captain Merkel as she is eaten by the kraken.
>>79184125
Why are Germans so fucking salty about our "insignificant little island" walking away from them?
>>79184125
See, the problem here is the EU is run by gloablists who want to abolish nation states and mongrellize the europeans into one mud-blood race.
>>79187402
The proble isn t uk walking away
The problem is uk NOT walking away YET.
>>79187242
Glorious.
>>79184125
before its sunset
>>79184125
I have never been so proud to live in a Anglo country, yet so ashamed to be ethnically German
God you fucks are brainwashed.
We are the anti-hero of Europe.
>>79184125
Hopefully many more times to come. Can't wait until we get to firebomb German cities again.
>>79187242
>>79184125
As many as necessary, Adolph.
>>79184125
Whenever europe could be united into one power to threaten the world, we wake up and say fuck that gotta keep the balance
>>79184125
Well Germany control too much of Europe and dominate it. German politicians should fuck off from other countries politics and should allow to do whatever they want, if not what they agreed by voting.
Brits took their toys home, so they could play with them alone on their island. They done what they want, I don't agree with it, but you have to live with it.
You German fucks should fuck off other countries and stop dictating their politics or they all will abandon you. You are the problem no 1 and it is harder to fix without Britain
>>79184125
>convince big brother America to help in 1917 and 1918 to achieve a stalemate
>america fought germany to a stalemate
>krauts actually believe this
are you fucking kidding me
germany has been fucking up europe for 1600 years now!
>>79188155
>God you fucks are brainwashed
>coming from an american flag
You're not wrong though
>>79184125
Holy shit that Bermuda ball! I just noticed.
>>79184125
>germany
oh come on
>>79189503
Don't worry pedro
Were going to fix our country soon enough.
>>79189431
>>america fought germany to a stalemate
>>krauts actually believe this
It's in the history books, m8.
>>79187242
>>79184125
Germany was my second guess for OP after America.
>>79184125
Why would the most powerful country in Europe need to reach any compromise with its lessers?
>>79189650
The only thing I want is the illegals to be deported to the bottom of the sea.
>>79184921
If you think that your picture is any representation of the actualy history, then you are truly beyond hope. Especially sind the picture only represents like 1% of the relevant information to judge the situation.
One important part would be >mobilization means war
back then. And especially since there are numerous kinds of warfare.
WW1 started because everyone fucked up, yet imperial germany and serbia were the only ones that didn´t want war.
And if anyone on here still thinks that Nazi Germany were the ones deliberatley working towards an offensive war, has his knowledge from youtube/kikepedia.
>>79184125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
TANNED GERMANS
