>France and Spain instantly refuse Scotland's EU bid
Scotfags, how does it feel that you're such an irrelevent, poverty-ridden fuckhole that the European Union considers Serbia to be a more viable candidate for membership than you?
>>79182550
Why do Scottish look like they have Down Syndrome? Why can't they look like Mel Gibson?
>>79182729
Three words: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
>>79182825
No if it was FAS they would look like eskimos.
Based Catalonia.
Why did they refuse, though? I understand Spain because of the whole catalonia thing but why France?
>>79182729
>Scotland's greatest hero is an Australian racist
>>79183169
Scotland and France used to be BFFs while the English were at war with France, then when Britain united France got butthurt and their soreness of arse never healed.
>>79182729
She doesn't have downs she's trans you insensitive shitmonger
I feel a little guilty for laughing at them
>>79182550
(sigh)
Scottish Nationalism is cancer, dear Anglican brother and comrade in arms.
The northerners deserve no place within the future National Socialist utopia of Britannia. Their landmass serves as nothing more than a hotbed, cesspool breeding ground for poverty, broken-public service, hollow nationalism and self-hating traitors whom seek to destroy the glorious Anglo-Saxon union, and the historic, cultural and imperial foundations of our heritage.
Their so called "sovereign nation" is a biological parasite. Cut it from the body, and the parasite will die.
>>79182550
Kek they saw the scot NEET total and said non and nein.
>>79183169
Because Scotland doesn't have an economy.
Scotland is a black hole of debt, obesity and crime. It is full of uneducated retards despite fighting tooth and nail to keep higher education free.
Their only two exports are Whisky and Salt harvested from the tears of Remain voters.
Daily reminder that the Scottish are the dindu's of the UK.
> Whine about independence and empowerment but are completely reliant on handouts
> Overblown sense of history and culture despite achieving fuck all
> Won't let go of some historical wrong that happened to them literally centuries ago
> Huge problems with alcohol and drug addiction
>>79183775
So ScotNat literally occurs in the north?
Imagine being so irrelevant that your only achievement was the time you stopped fighting one another over barren land long enough to win a Pyrrhic victory over the English (who later end up ruling you any way).
This is only Spain
Fuck off /pol/, stop fucking lying ffs
>>79182550
This is really embarrassing for Scotland.
Sorry lads.
>>79183325
>>79182729
>>79182550
This fucking cunt has such a punchable face. Holy shit.
I hate her so much.
>>79182550
>this picture is all over /pol/
Hahahhaa
well, guess that independence is quite a way off after all, eh Scotty?
>>79182550
is that ricky gervais in drag?
Daily reminder that Yorkshire alone has a bigger economy and more viable prospects as an independent nation than Scotland.
You can't into your own country, porridge wogs. Get over it.
>>79182550
Their trapped anyway they won't be able to secede in time before we leave.
>>79182550
m8 I fucking hate the SNP. I'm loving Krankie getting btfo.
Just because there's lots of cucks, doesn't mean we're ALL cucks.
Why is the EU so racist? Why discriminate against the Scots? Is it because they are notorious tightwads?
>>79184058
Well, they have that north sea oil. But the EU countries probably have off shore drilling on the slate for bannination.
>>79186917
Not all stereotypes are true, or maybe the SNP are just really good at spending.
>>79183775
>(sigh)
>the glorious Anglo-Saxon union
>picture of cute dwaggy ^^
don't you have a forum to be roleplaying on pal
Good, fuck those cucks.
>>79185593
>>79184058
>>79186492
Why do you always repeat these lies eternal Anglo?
The economy of Scotland is the 43rd largest in the world with a nominal gross domestic product (GDP) of $233.332 billion per annum. As of 2016, Scotland is the second-largest economy in the United Kingdom, and the twelfth-largest economy in the 28-member European Union.
>>79186492
>Birmingham alone has a higher GDP than the entirety of Scotland
What the fuck?
How?
>>79183325
WATCH OUT JEWS
I'd have some sympathy for Scotland if they didn't just vote to remain part of the UK. The UK decides what Scotland does. There should be no more votes for a generation.
>>79186867
this
voted leave
>>79182550
>Serbia in the EU
Literally time to GTFO of EU for everyone.
Brits did it just in time.
>>79182550
fucking hell mate! trigger warning on that pic?!
jesus
>>79189363
A million of us did, Scots are getting the blame because Englishmen can't even bear to look at what they have allowed London has become let alone blame it for this.
>>79187454
>Venezuela, a country that literally had to ration toilet paper because they couldn't import enough has a larger economy than Scotland
LMAO
>>79187454
The 2nd largest economy in the UK is London.
>>79189684
Yes Anglo because those two countries are in completely the same situation.....
>>79189789
This is what comes up when you Google 'Scottish economy '
you're welcome
>>79182729
Scottish are fine, it's just the sturgeon
Why do these fags vote to stay in UK and then complain they are stuck with them?
>>79191534
Because the SNP are retarded.
They think that they got voted in on the independence ticket whilst in reality most Scottish people voted for them because they're poor as fuck and Labour has become the London party.
>>79187454
Very impressive. I'll be glad to welcome you guys in the EU with open arms :^)
>>79184058
Don't forget
>Average Scottish IQ is 5 points lower than the UK average
>They are 5 whole points lower than the average which they contribute to
>>79182550
Paid shill, how does it feel to know that your attempts to sow discord between the Scots and the English to influence opinion towards Scotland remaining in the EU amount to nothing?
>>79187454
Oil price is $48pb, your extraction cost is $80pb, you require $150pb to meet EU financial rules for entry, not including the huge subsidy you already get from UK. Incase you hadnt noticed, EU is not taking on so many debtnigger countries now after Greece.
Scots, leave the Isle of Pakistan and come home!
Come home, white man
>>79186492
>porridge wogs.
I've literally got a headache from laughing, top Kek m8.
Guys why are the EU so adamant on free movement with trade deals? We all know it's the jews ultimate NWO plan to merge entire continents together, but what is their 'reason' ?
Why are we unable to trade without giving permanent living rights to entire countrys?
I feel like we're lost either way, the jew have accepted that Britain will be leaving, but they'll make sure we're apart of their nwo either way.
>People think Sturgeon didn't plan on exactly this happening
She's trying to exhaust all the alternatives so that independence is the only way for Scotland to stay in the EU
"Look guise, I tried super duper hard to stay in the EU but they won't deal with us unless we're independent. Guess we should have another referendum, huh?!"
This has been her ploy all along
>>79193452
>subsidy you already get from UK
Eh, Scotland is the second largest economic area in the UK in terms of contributions to the UK Exchequer, behind London.
Scotland literally pays for all of you English pakis and chavs.
>>79194788
You receive huge subsidys of 1500 pounds per person from England, the fuck are you talking about?
>>79187119
British oil, so not their's
>>79182550
they're refusing a Scottish bid only because they're in the UK (and because of Catalonia and Basque). if they were to leave the UK things would be different
>>79195206
>>79195261
Take London out of the English contributions column, and what do you have?
Scotland and London are basically subsidising the rest of you fucking doss cunts.
>>79193535
We would appreciate it if you took these leeches from us and paid their way in life along with all the shitskins Mein Fuhrer is bringing in in the millions
>>79195796
>mfw i live in london and pay 14k tax a year
London is a city, the capital city of England. You're talking like its some fucking colinized clay.
Scotland is a country, that despises England, the ones paying the bill.
>>79187455
Scotland may have a large amount of land, but a small amount of people. 5 miles out of a city and there is nothing but countryside.
>>79196507
We have a deal :^)
>>79196635
>Scotland is a country, that despises England, the ones paying the bill
Wow, so they are basically Greeks.
>mfw scottish
>sitting in a pub
>everyone eating shortbread and drinking whisky
>a couple of wee bams approach me
>one of them is playing bagpipes
>they ask me about the referendum result
>well, they scream at me
>because bagpipes
>tell them it was a uk vote
>scotland's opinion doesn't matter
>it was the uk's decision overall
>the eyes narrow
>the bagpipes stop
>everyone stares at me
>"Whit de ya mean, sco'land doesnae ma'er?" one of them asks
>"Whit aboot the sco'ish people?"
>"Whit aboot us?"
>tell them that they're part of the uk
>they're british
>they're vote counted just the same as everyone elses
>the nostrils flair
>the bagpipes start to the tune of Bronni's Blue Brozzi
>the leader starts screaming at me
>calling me a unionist cunt
>spitting shortbread and whisky in my face
>I almost pass out from the fumes
>the other patrons join in throwing shortbread and whisky glasses at me
>cuts my face up bad
>pipe bands march in through each door
>flags are waving
>singing the flower of scotland
>and I just sit there
>covered in whisky, shortbread, and blood
>as the madness continues
>a woman offers me a tartan bandage for my face
>I claw my way out of the pub
>put on my glengarry
>mount my horse
>go home
>try to understand what went wrong
>sturgeon on the news talking about "the people of scotland"
>cry myself to sleep
>>79187119
It's not Scottish oil, it's British oil that was explored and extracted with British money and shipped to refineries across the East coast of Britain.
>>79189888
They would be if Scotland was independent.
>>79197775
lmao the English really excel at stealing from other countries and looting their ressources
>>79186917
>Scots
>Tightwads
They're literally giving away money they don't have. The Labour and SNP Holyrood governments have spent like they've been told they're dying of cancer and hate their children.
>>79197935
We've been the same country since 1707, Germany and shared the same crown since 1601.
Unlike Germany which was literally just Prussia taking over the rest of Germany at gunpoint before leading it into defeat twice.
>>79198165
>Unlike Germany which was literally just Prussia taking over the res
I'm Bavarian. Please delete this.
>>79184058
The national film of Scotland is about a bunch of heroin addicts
>>79198299
No.
>>79197648
Being covered in whisky and blood is an average night out in Scotland.
FUCK THE EU
LET THE UK BURN
REUNITE THE IRISH AND SCOTTISH HOUSES AGAINST THE BLOATED GLOBAL ESTATE
WE'LL SETTLE OLD FEUDS AFTER WE'VE ESTABLISHED SECURE REIGN OVER OUR OWN TERRITORIES
>>79197935
That's rather rich coming from a fucking kraut.
>>79199847
When have we ever plundered other countries? :^)
>>79197935
>yfw England has more oil than what's under the North sea
Google Gatwick oil extraction.
We don't need Scotland, in fact if we really wanted to? We could increase extraction and start fracking and really plunge the price of oil down.
>mfw we've bailed out the Scottish oil industry instead of acting like petulant children like the Scottish are currently acting like
You Germans really are the biggest scum lickers going aren't you?
Enjoy your ficki ficki.
>>79200549
>Enjoy your ficki ficki.
Enjoy yours :^)
Anyone got that image about giving Nicola a bag of chips and stirring last night's haggis?
>>79182550
I'd love to see this scenario play out:
>Scotland votes for independence
>UK's bid to leave the EU is refused/new government decides not to go through with article 50
>Scotland can't get into the EU
>Scotland is out of the UK
>They finally have their freedom to rot alone and miserable.
>>79200680
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3664412/Halal-butchers-destroyed-thugs-throw-petrol-bomb-it.html
It was fun, but yours is only just starting!
>>79200845
You mean this one? It's my favorite :^)
>>79200845
>>79200941
>but yours is only just starting!
Look, everyone needs a hobby :^)
>>79182550
She looks like that religious lady from Alpha Centauri.
>>79200947
And yet he's alive and has succeeded.
When are you going to kill Merkel for literally betraying you all?
>>79200527
>What are German mercenaries.
>What are European pagans.
>What was the great migration.
>What are German Jews.
>What was the second world war.
>What was the thirty years war (and pretty much any other war where a German nation plundered another).
Just because you niggers couldn't swim well enough to get on boats and pirate other ships doesn't mean that you didn't do your fair share of looting.
>>79182550
Majority of Serbs don't wanna go near the EU m8, fuck that shit..
>>79200527
Franco-Prussian War, German Imperial Colonies, The Third Reich...
>>79201090
>When are you going to kill Merke
Murder is not only illegal, it's morally reprehensible.
> for literally betraying you all?
lmao alarmist much
>>79201173
That doesn't mean that the EU isn't going to annex you after overthrowing the elected government after a 'revolution'.
>>79201257
Oh I see what you are now Abdullah bin Currywurst.
>>79201237
>Franco-Prussian War
What has been plundered in that war?
>German Imperial Colonies
German colonies were insignificant, which is why German never was a colonial power.
>>79201237
>The Third Reich
What has been plundered here? A couple of Jews lost their gold teeth, but that's about it.
>>79201400
>>79201390
I'm uncut and I have all my teeth. What about you? :^)
>>79201353
Lol, that shit already happened Nigel, Lukashenko is the grey eminence of democracy compared to Serbia right now....
>>79200932
LMFAO that would be sick.
Imagine Sturgeon just sitting there as the pro-Unionist counties of Scotland start calling for their own referendums to leave Scotland to rejoin the UK.
>>79201502
That's not looting, that's, at best, annexing. Try again :^)
>>79187454
As an Englishman, I support your independence. Millions of us do down here, out of respect for what you've had to endure under the Westminster yoke.
Soon we'll disolve this septic Union and renegotiate a relationship as equals.
Godspeed Scotland.
>>79201523
I'm uncut and I have all my teeth and all my clay.
>>79201033
That fucking bitch
>>79201657
I support Scottish independence in principle, but the meme factor of watching Sturgeon trying to wrangle a deal for Scotland whilst the EU laugh at her for being irrelevant is great.
>>79201726
>all my clay.
Except India. And Canada. And New Zealand. And America.
But hey, at least you still have the Falklands. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice :^)
lmao
>>79200947
Is that a demonstration of how Nige crashed your faggy union?
>>79201913
Be careful.
>>79201901
I don't get it tho.
Why would the EU consider Scotland not suited to join, but they had no problem taking in Greece, Poland and Romania?
>>79201600
>Germany never looted.
>You looted entire provinces.
>No, that's called something different in German.
The German, everyone!
>>79202015
Because Scotland would be worse than all of those.
>>79202036
Come one! We can still be friends :^)
>>79202085
There is literally no way Scotland could be worse than Poland or Romania.
>>79202101
Fuck off, thanks for the clay fucking subhuman german.
>>79202147
See: >>79187167
>>79202346
That's because you keep looting and plundering their resources.
mfw after attacking the EU for years, the eternal Anglo will now attack Scotland and blame us for the problems of their paki infested hell hole.
mfw the eternal anglo spits in the face of a million Scots who voted leave.
>>79202476
No, it's because the SNP keep giving out free education and prescriptions and spending on vanity projects like assigning every child a civic minder and reforming all police forces into a single Scottish police force.
>>79202748
I'm sorry, but it's a Scot who's literally going around the world demanding that the UK let Scotland stay in the EU and threatening to leave if she doesn't get her way.
>>79201523
Britain has better teeth than Germany does, by the way.
>>79202266
An Anglo-French German clubbing is overdue, don't you think, Pierre?
>>79202785
That's called investing. You need to invest (sometimes this means accruing debt) before you turn a profit.
>>79202859
The eternal anglo will often blame a million people for the actions of a politician whom they disagree with because they share the same nationality.
>>79182550
>implying we want in the EU
>>79182550
>tfw we will never accept Scotland as an EU member because of Catalonia
>tfw we will never recognised Kosovo as a state because of Catalonia
>>79203171
If you don't like it, vote her out.
Thank you based frogs and holiday reps, truly an Englishman's greatest ally.
Right after Portugal.
...And America.
Also Australia, Canada and New Zealand.
>>79201033
top kek
>>79197648
Damnit this had me in tears laughin
>>79182550
What do you expect when they can't even spell whiskey properly
>>79197648
fucking kekd hard
>>79203651
I should hold you personally responsible for the actions of Cameron and Corbyn in that case.
We don't control sturgeon with a fucking remote control from a bunker under a heather bush m8.
In the meantime I'll look forward to more eternal anglo shitposts about how Scotland leeches from them as long as we are in the Union.
>>79184058
Are we talking about Scotland or NI?
>>79195796
"If oil revenues are included in GDP figures, Scotland is shown to generate more per head of population than the UK as a whole."
Sauce: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26326117
>>79183376
Haha she could be. I bet trans don't get hassled in UK because you can't even tell them apart from their horrible woman.
>>79196635
>50% of London are non-white thus non UK
Remove London or 50% of it and you paint a very different picture my English friend.
We're not so different, you and I.
>>79205044
Unfortunately those oil companies are all accessed, maintained and refined by English companies.
>>79185360
Francois Hollande or whatever he's called disagrees
>>79201913
>talking shit about the Falklands
You mean those little islands with a fuck ton of oil?
Why do you think Argentina want them so badly?
>>79195796
>>79194788
THIS IS WHAT PORRIDGE WOGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!!
>>79201257
In denial, kraut?
