>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
T-Mobile getting BTFO
FIRST FOR AWW MAN
FIRST FOR ALLAH
first for robert
>>79145942
ROBERT
aw man
Robert 10-4
Nth for http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
You know what happens to a nigger when it's shot by another nigger?
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT
Robert.
Way to delete your Roberts, Roberts.
>>79145942
AWWWW MANNNNNN
>PRINTS ALL OVER
Stupid niggers
ROBERT?!
>>79146062
robert
damn bitch in a body bag
>>79146053
>They end up in stable condition
>>79146107
kek
Awwww maann
>slide whistle
>>79146127
>can't give you specific time because of backlog
>emergency service can't gaurantee time because massive backlog
lol fucking understaffed cpd
>backlog now
>nobody asked about the slide whistle or demon laugh a while back
Do they just fuck around sometimes and accept that as normal?
>0600 hour
omg thats crazy wait time
>we're going into a backlog right now
Holy shit, it's only Tuesday.
>DISPATCH IS FUCKING BACKLOGGED
>MAY NOT HAVE ASSETS AVAILABLE FOR NEW TASKING UNTIL NEXT FUCKING WATCH
The existential weariness in her voice...
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC 11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS 12 CALLING FOR HELP
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK 13 LOST PERSON FOUND
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE 14 ALARM
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET 15 AMBULANCE
6 ILLEGAL PARKING 16 FIRE CALL
7 SICK REMOVAL 17 ESCORT
8 INJURED PERSON 18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
9 PERSON DOWN 19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
10 ANIMAL BITE 10-1 OFFICER NEEDS HELP
10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT 10-99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YANKEE -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>male waving gun around in jersey
>>79146172
reminds me of every democrat city
>>79146172
>On a weekday
>this much crime
>>79146127
praise kek, stable and dead
Is red a gang colour? Seems to be lots of people wearing it
>homeless people back in the bank
>>79145942
>man waving gun around
NIGGER ALERT WITH GUN
>more homeless in BOMA atm
like cats these bums
THOSE FUCKING HOMELESS PEOPLE AT BANK OF AMERICA
I SWEAR
Is this a good place to harvest fresh moonman jpegs?
Bums are back at Bank of America.
Back in the bank...
>homeless moved back into ATM area
get better security, Bank of America
>HOMELESS FUCKERS ARE BACK INSIDE BANK OF AMERICA
MEGAKEKS
>>79146243
bloods
>>79145942
Based Moon Man, the Ben Garrison of comic book anti-heroes.
>MULTIPLE INCIDENCES OF MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>>79146243
Gangsters disciples or some shit
>>79145942
>6 shots in alley
>bums found shelter again
i'd break into a bank to if it meant not being on these streets
>>79146288
I'm just catching up, how long ago were they there?
>"ive been waiting on you to come back"~~~
>>79146243
crips wear blue and bloods wear red (at least I'm assuming the red ones are bloods because blood is red)
This bitch is sassy
LEAVE ROBERT ALONE
DISPATCH GIRL IS FLIRTING
>>79146365
maybe an hour or so. it was last thread
>>79146374
>tales from the crips
>>79145942
Robert here from old bread answering till 0250 any questions.
Donate http://www.cpdmemorial.org
>>79146365
like 15-20 minutes ago.
boon dispatcher getting impatient
dispatcher is getting annoyed
>kick hobos out of the bank
>they come back 20 minutes later
Girl is schooling this police person.
>>79146437
they want that ATM so har.
WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE ROBERT?
>>79146430
I think this Robert is new desu
>>79146430
>WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, ROBERT
>Stolen weapon from 2 threads ago is finally recovered, having been used to shoot somebody
/pol/ on left, Chicago on right
>>79146266
It's air conditioned in summer and heated in winter. They real smart.
>>79146202
>ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
wat
Damn this dude is scared for his life.
>choose one
>>79146267
Sho'nuff I reckon.
>>79145942
I remember the keks /pol/ had when listening to Orlando Shooting live scanner.
That fucking moment when they had to defend Dunkin Donuts
>Right buttocks
>RIGHT GROIN AND LEFT BUTTOCKS GUNSHOT HOLY FUCK
>niggas getting shot in the dick
>>79146507
>FEMALE VIC SHOT IN THE GROIN AND LEFT BUTTOCK
>gun shot wounds where?
>right groin
>left buttock
omg
I would hate to get shot in the ass
>right testicle explosion
gunshot wound
>gunshot wounds to right groin and left buttocks
someone musta been pissed at this nigger
>victim shot in dick and ass
>SHOT IN THE COCK
New Robert is shook. Boon dispatch is not impressed.
>shot in right groin and left buttock
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>79146185
They dont have the fucking time to be bothering with it. It was funny and kind of breaks up the monotamy and bleakness, and at least they're short and innoculous, still it is kind of a dickish thing to do but, this is 4chan so.
>right groin
>left buttocks
Lets hope victim was not white for God's sake.
>right groin
>left buttocks
>gun shot wounds
Oh fuck.
>>79146546
Its RADIO
homicide
>is this a homicide or a ND?
>right groin
>left buttocks
>gun shot wounds
Hey op can you add http://www.cpdmemorial.org , http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1 and Zone 10 to the links for the next thread ?
H O M I C I D E
010
Shot is ass = pissbag for life
>>79146634
>>79146663
Condition "Good", vic got lucky.
NIGGA DEAD
We should take a field trip to Chicago.
>buy bus
>hire driver with Concealed Carry
>reinforce windows with bulletproof glass
>hook up scanner to bus
>drive around Chicago comfy and safe in tour bus taking pictures like an Asian in Disneyworld.
Fund it.
>>79146711
sure thing, man
Would the world be a better place without niggers?
What is E Tech?
>scene with shellcases and blood
O SHIT
>>79146754
>literal hood safari
>she scared the teens off
She had a gun.
>>79146754
Kickstart dat shit boi
>>79146702
This
>>79146759
Evidence technician. They take pics and collect evidence.
This city is fucked.
Holy Shit
>>79146759
Evidence technician
>>79146754
REDDIT.
>>79146521
>roberto
kek
>>79146758
social spheres will prevail, someone else would take their place.
>>79146778
>>79146791
Can you imagine the rage of liberals if we fund this?
>>79146645
what happened??
>>79146754
its like the purge
>>79146759
Eridium tech
>shots fired on w. ferdinand
TAKE ME OUT
>>79146758
No who am I gonna laugh at when they fuck up?
>>79146778
>>79146754
which one is more dangerous
the african one
or the chicago one?
>>79146754
>armed bus driver
pfft.
Otherwise neat idea!
>>79146521
>mfw these threads
This place celebrates happenings, not cowers at them
>being so scared of kids hijacking your car that you hijack another car to get away
You can't make this shit up.
>>79146823
Let's just claim its a BLM thang
>barton wewuzkings
>>79146833
Mexicans?
LEIBOWITZ???????????
>>79146754
Make the bus driver speed to addresses on scanner, arrive before cops.
>>79146711
You're the SCC guy? I've read your blog before, very spot on and the commentators are very good.
I thiink some other guy or spook on this board hates you though.
MARTIN LITHOLON
>guy by the name of Barton Weedwoodsong
>>79146754
just call it art and you should be good
>>79146840
>Chicago
Unless your a resident you can't carry.
>>79146834
Chicago by far.
>>79146806
>>79146800
Thank ya boys
>>79146754
You'd need bulletproof everything on the bus.
Niggers will shoot at the tires and fuel tank.
>>79146754
LEL, and we can all wear mickey mouse sweaters to look inconspicuous
>>79146861
this is total chaos, orks final form.
shots fired every fucking five minutes.
No exaggeration
>domestic
wewwwwww lad, and the rookie got another fucking crime scene
>>79146887
I hate them more than anything to be honest. I would laugh if someone started a genocide on them though.
>WOMEN DISPATCHERS
Heather wants her stuff back
>>79146896
Negative not me. But I read it time to time. It's good for people that are interested in some of what's going on on the inside.
>>79146803
Welcome to the city of kek.
He holds dominion over it.
>>79146840
Chicongo is a gun-free zone m8
>>79146938
See if there's any surplus MRAPs on the market.
lmao free cab ride
>fare dodger
>>79146993
Kekkago
>>79146943
>sell shitty blue and red t-shirts with "team Crips" and "team bloods" on them
>photo's of authentic "guides" who are just white people in blackface
>market it to Asians
I see serious potential.
>>79146824
Some cheeky britcunt broadcasted some gag sounds over their channel for the kekz.
>7838601
>>79146997
>>79146933
ORITE. NVM. I SUCK COCKS
>VICTIM CALLING IN HIS OWN ASSAULT AGAIN, GREEN JETTA STOLEN PLATES FROM A BEEMER
>>79146997
The parasites... are talking.
Srs question, has this thread discouraged anyone here from visiting or moving to chicago?
I think ill pass on ever even coming to visit, seems like a hell hole
>>79146823
It's to bring awareness to BLM, market the damn shit as awareness. Did you not learn anything from the Marketing Jew?
>the beating from yesterday calls the cops when he sees the faggots again
damn, might as well watch the Wire
why do these cops even care?
they should all go on strike for an hour and watch the city turn to rubble
>im not sure if its positive but HES POSITIVE thats the number
>city with one of the most stringent firearm laws in America
>city with some of the highest firearm violence in America
>>79146754
>>79146834
>>79146933
I remember visiting Chicago and we took a wrong turn (pre-GPS days)....
Fucking wooden boarded windows, groups of nigs huddled around trash cans on fire off the side of blocks and blocks of run down buildings, all in the middle of the day
Ignored stop signs and gtfo of there
>>79147079
Not at all, it just warned me that at least i need 2 guns with 5 magazines each.
copy that
>>79147105
We legally can't. Unfortunately.
>>79147053
I wish i could here that hehe
>>79147079
i'll only go if im fucking strapped.
>>79147029
/pol/ - Kekkagolypse General
>>79147079
Chicago is all right as long as you stick to the North, northwest sides and downtown
>>79146967
I've heard this before that a lot of Latino/Hispanic people hate Mexicans because they give them a bad name.
>>79147079
Fuck no. Literally more murders in Chicago last week alone than in San Diego all of last fucking year.
It just started raining where I live. Middle of the night. Maximum comfy.
>spic criminals hang out at the scene of the crime now and then.
Stupid beaners
goodnight fellow /robert/s, gotta wake up in 3.5hrs to get new plates at DMV. Wish me fast speeds and many shots fired
Scratches on car? Is it the chupacabra????
>>79147113
niggers ruin everthing and jews trick the niggers to place blame on everyone but themselves
green jetta spotted! shooters spotted, weapon in the car!
>>79147113
Its like 30 miles to Indiana where you can buy anything. You really think those gun laws will stop nogs?
>>79147162
>>79147029
CHIRAQ anon. It's called Chiraq.
>>79147105
They already got accused of doing that because the chicago murder rate spiked after their local BLM riots
Sucks being a cop in a black town with a democrat jew mayor
>>79147113
Oy vey! Delete this
>>79147198
goodnight
robert
i gotta head out for a smoke, here's OP pasta for someone to take over for a bit if i dont make it back for next thread
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
>>79146967
Hey, who do you think you are all of a sudden? That was you 30yrs ago.
>MFW Puerto Rican forgets how much people hated them in NYC back in the day.
>>79147198
Ill take your shift robert, good night.
>>79147198
good riddance
>>79146938
Get an old armoured car and add a few windows.
>>79147176
GLORIOUS
>>79147079
Been saving money to move there for months, just discovered these threads last night. At this point I can say I'm /comfy/ where I live.
>>79147198
Robert
>IN-PROGRESS
>>79147198
Good night
Robert
>>79147176
wish i was you ::(
but im in the fucking heat wave of LA asphalt city
>>79147038
Spray paint DEA or something on the bus, they'll scatter like roaches though.
>>79147083
>>79146823
>>79146791
>>79146778
>>79146754
I want to go on a hood safari!
ROBBERY IN PROCESS
>>79147253
Thanks for the add on op did a great job. My fellow Roberts commend you.
>>79147253
I'll keep an eye on it, Robert. Enjoy yer fag, m8
>>79147079
America has always had no-go areas, where it's basically just understood you do not travel if you have white skin
This is almost an unconscious thing, it's the water we swim in.
I remember when I first learned that people were freaking out about Islamic no-go areas in European cities. I was just like....well yeah, of course?
>>79147222
this is true. i live in indiana and our gun laws are one of the most relaxed in the country. i'd like to keep it that way, although indianapolis had it's worst homicide rate in history last year, on par with chicago's. they're calling for more gun control here now
>>79147222
I hear this from everyone but I can't shake the feeling that it's a meme. Like, a bunch of hoodrat nigs are gonna drive to some hick gun-shop and said rayciss-ass-cracka-ass-cracka is really gonna sell them a bunch of handguns with some files for the serial numbers?
Robbery in progress
https://www.redfin.com/IL/Chicago/1929-S-Racine-Ave-60608/home/14085614
>2,457 sq ft
>$47,000
Wow, crime must be really bad.
Got the truck
>>79146053
an angel gets its wings?
>>79145942
kek, someone just got shot in front of the police station. isn't chicongo where obongo is from? he sure knows how to take care of his people first and serve the jews second
My first time in one of these threads. So /comfy/, especially the like with the ambient music.
>>79147165
No. Downtown is a fucking tourist trap. If you go anywhere near half a mile in any direction from the loop, there will be literal hell just off any of the major roads. The near north and the entire lakefront are also quite perilous on their own but especially if you're some fucking retarded out of towner faggot. Natives will always know your ass aint from around here. And if you've been here for any amount of time they can tell how long.
>Bboy?
Roberty happening
>>79147346
Houston has em. So does compton in cali
>>79147344
Just write "Hood Safaris inc" on the side so you get shot at and your customers get the full experience.
>>79147315
>live in vegas
>typically get weather from LA almost all the time but delayed by an hour
>rained today and cooled the city
>cousin telling me LA is burning
>Should add these
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79147376
>https://www.redfin.com/IL/Chicago/1929-S-Racine-Ave-60608/home/14085614
daaaamn, those property vals...
>>79147226
CHIRAGNAROK
>>79147407
not as comfy as buzzer threads, but still comfy enough.
BITCH WACHU MEAN DO I HAVE A PLATE IF I HAD IT IDVE SAID IT SHIIEEET
>>79147274
>netherlands just woke up and he's cranky
>>79147407
What ambient music are you playing to this?
K fellow Roberts. I'm off to get some paperwork done later!
Huh.. that's strange... It appears the current heir to the Habsburg dynasty is named Archduke Ferdinand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Zvonimir_von_Habsburg
>>79147410
Oh I know, but I was talking in terms of safety, but if you ever decide to visit, have a guide handy.
Should we listen to the Detroit scanner next time?
>>79146266
holy shit that looks /comfy/
why the fuck aren't i making my life more comfy? it's kind of comfy but i need to shut all the windows and put a christmas tree up and get some hot cocoa
Darkies in hoodies with hammers looking in store windows?
>>79147454
still gotta fix the robert to radio right?
>>79147346
http://www.lahoodlifetours.com
>>79147522
If they work properly maybe
>>79147369
>Tyrone knows Jamal in Indianapolis
>Tyrone drives to Indy and gets the hook up from Jamal
Wow so hard.
>>79147473
comfy like the rest of you
just don't like attention whore trip faggots
>>79147474
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
posted a few threads ago
>>79147454
Good for a sub-OP post. The OP is a healthy length as it is now.
Why not call the national guard or feds from nearby stations?
are people too afraid to even go?
>>79147474
It was one of the links in the OP post. It's basically just a SoundCloud playlist plus the scanner stream.
Here:
>>79147617
>>79147569
Yeah but thats a mix of Hollywood tours and Rap areas. I'm talking about literally rolling around to shooting scenes and shit.
>>79147522
detroit isn't that bad anymore. there's crime but it's boring compared to chicago. la scanner would be entertaining
>>79147617
This is the recommended listening mode, to be honest.
>>79147447
I miss rain :(
Niggas ain't watchin' their keys
smdh
>>79147601
I didn't know you had niggers in indiana desu senpai
>>79147633
That would be the smartest thing to do but Democrats exist
>>79146415
why donate? chicago pd needs to go on strike til the god emperor makes one of our once great cities great again
>homeless couple under bridge fighting
noice
trolls arguing under a bridge
Homeless couple who live underneath the bridge are arguing.
>homeless couple living under the bridge are arguing
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>homeless couple that live under the bridge are arguing
>homeless couple under the bridge
Reminds me of when I was a kid and some hobo's under the bridge (it was an old wooden bridge) by my dad's work started the thing on fire. Literally burnt the fucking bridge down. Good times.
>>79147430
Blackamoor Hood Safaris, rile them up. Have a flamboyant uncle tom type driving.
>>79147706
>that's not enough cans of beans for another nights stay in my tent!
>>79147519
Either a paid bodyguard or a close friend who is a native that you can trust. A "guide" isn't enough, there will be nothing but people who will "guide" you to getting robbed/raped/killed. Naivete = Death in the land of kek. He punishes ignorance.
>>79147693
This looks bad, even worse with july 4th so close.
like in the siege days huh?
>>79147670
Holy shit, I remember those.
>tfw they haven't mentioned the backlog in an hour. :(
I hope they get through it ok.
>>79146997
is that true? holy shit
>silence
>>79147754
>Call in a 'domestic'
>they're homeless
>>79147777
kek'd & check'd.
