>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>mfw we're burning through threads faster than brit/pol/
>FIRST FOR SHIT GOING DOWN ALL OVER I CAN'T EVEN
FIRST FOR ROBERT
>>79143070
4th for Robert
Praise Robert
>>79143070
3rd for party van on the way
robert
>man down in lot
10-4!!!
>Robert, stable is not a condition you fucking nigger
R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T
SHERWIN WILLIAMS
PAINT IT RED!
>>79143070
>TAREEKH FIGHTIN WITH A AFGHAN VET
>FIGHTING WITH HER AFGHAN VET COUSIN
sharia robert
>tfw no 700 post limit like /vg/
SHARIA STATES
AFGHAN VETS
ROBERT
TARIQ THE MUSLIM IS BEATING UP AN AFGHAN VET
>Tariq fighting with afghanistan vet
YOU WERENT THERE MAN, YOU WERENT THERE!
first for mfw I live in South suburb away from chimp exhibits
>Sharia's cousin got in a fight with an Afganistan vet
Top Kek.
Are these gonna be a nightly thing now?
I'm really having fun
Explain the robert meme?
Tariq, you don't fuck with the Afghan vet.
OH SHIT!!
Vets confirmed for terrrorizoer.s
You guys realize that prank calling the Chicago police would be completely evil
Diverting police resources could result in deaths
you all are fucking losers listening to police scanners at midnight, not partying with 7.3/10 chicks and getting laid and plummet by chads.
FUCKING LOSERS. HAHAHA
Fun Facts: Black people in the United States are more likely to be victims of violent confrontations with police officers than whites because they commit more violent crimes than whites per capita. Police brutality targeting blacks will not subside until this becomes part of the national conversation.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img908/531/yvISrr.jpg
http://www.atlantapd.org/pdf/uniform-crime-reports/86D7E581-0208-4CA2-8755-2D51DF4AE8DD.pdf
TARIQ FIGHTING WITH AN AFGHAN VET
NIGGA GONNA GET HAJID
>>79143219
I never understood that logo, paint it red with blood?
>>79143256
robtert condition is stable.
>shitskin named Tariq fighting an afghan vet
it's like he never left the sandbox
>>79143252
Yeah. This is super comfy and entertaining. It's like a nightly low-key happening thread.
>>79143252
robert.
this is really fun
robert
>>79143278
(you)
also
>man beating up woman in corner
>walking in circles yelling and screaming
>>79143278
>you all are fucking losers listening to police scanners at midnight
H-heh.. I will have you know that it's 3AM so there!
>>79143276
Nobody's prank calling the PD
>>79143303
>stable is not a condition
>>79143303
stable is not a condition though
>>79143278
Hi Tyrone
>>79143252
>>79143335
We could change cities now and then, too. The music stream has tons of options.
>>79143256
Stable is not a condition
>>79143278
It's the middle of the week you fucking sperg
>>79143278
jew mad robert?
>>79143278
it's like fucken monday night adn shit, normie
>>79143328
kek'd
>>79143278
ITS A FUCKING TUESDAY NIGGA
>>79143276
yep
>>79143289
not shitting the caller was sharia
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS
>it's actually died down compared to three or so hours ago
Whatever happened to "Weez operate in AM, not the PM!"
>>79143278
Pff 9:50 AM, getting best of both worlds here.
You are the loser, sir.
>>79143252
>>79143335
OP be praised for this delicious fountain of lulz.
Why need happenings, when Chicago just...is!
>OPEN FUCKING KEEYYYYYYYY
>>79143303
Robert is in stabel robert
The amount of crime happening is astounding
>spooky static noises watch the keys faggot
WATCH YOUR KEYS
ROBERT
WATCH YOUR KEYS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>watch your keys
SHE SAID IT XDDD
O P E N K E Y
WATCH YOUR KEYS
>>79143371
Dibs on Los Angeles
Dis fun.
>>79143070
I live in Bridgeport, how safe am I
>>79143445
WATCH YO KEYS, ROBERT
>>79143371
Baltimore would be hilarious. Lots of arsons there. San Fran would be boring but hipsters do stupid shit so it might be funny.
>>79143445
Not when you've lived here for 25 years robert
>>79143297
SWP = Socialist Workers Party
Cover the earth = World communism
Paint it red = Violent class struggle & revolution
>>79143390
Tell that to the city of chicago
>>79143371
It makes me want to listen to ATL (my local), we have tons of niggers and crackheads so it could be entertaining
not as many shootings though
Did i heard pokemon??? or im far too drunk?
>swear i vaguely heard pokemon
>>79143303
>tfw stable is not a condition
>>79143474
Should be "fine" as long as you stay inside and no one comes casing your house and thinks you're not around.
>>79143364
Was his name really Tyrone?
I wasn't in the previous thread.
>male hispanic all black pulled up hood shots fired
>ROBERT
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>WIFEBEATER
>pokemon in chiraq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo
>>79143500
It's a good thing I'm a Glidden man then hmph!
>>79143408
Prank calling the police is wrong, especially if you're in a foreign country
You could get people killed, this is not a joke
>>79143552
>>79143554
thank fuck im not the only one who heard that
>>79143580
His name was Robert, but his condition is stable.
>EVERYBODY
ACTUALLY USE THESE MEMES!
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS OF OFFICER ROBERT
TALK ABOUT STABLE NOT BEING A CONDITION
WHEN A BITCH TELLS YOU TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, TELL HER TO CHECK HER KEYS
>can you go wake up the homeless people
>Homeless people
>OUT OUT OUT!
>WAKE UP HOMELESS PEOPLE IN ATM LOBBY
>thaaaaank you
>HOMELESS PEOPLE SPAWNCAMPING BANK OF AMERICA
>THAAANK YOU~<3
>>79143426
CHECK YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE, GOY
Hahahaha Bank of America sleeping homeless again
Bank of America
>GET UM OUT
WAKE UP THE BUMS AND GET EM OUT OF THE LOBBY
THAAAAANK YOU
ROBERT... the bank of america needs you.
save its money.
homeless in the bank of america lol
>>79143499
I think in one night in chicongo has the same amount of crime as a month in toronto, it's none-stop there Robert
>shutting down the homeless
>>79143070
I hope this thread is around by the 4th, cause on Memorial Day Weekend, 75 people died or something like that
>homeless people in bank of america
>AGAIN
>thannnnnk youuuuuuu
Time to go relocate the homeless.
"Wake up" is a code word for "shoot in the back"
BANK O MERICUH
http://shortwaveamerica.blogspot.com/2013/04/chicago-police-department.html?m=1
We now know this armed robbery incident and radio exchange took place overnight between 10PM and 7:30AM because of the 25th district "robert" designator
>tfw gf gets kidnapped by niggers in a blck van
>tfw you go to the ATM to get ransom money and there's three bums sleeping under it
>>79143630
What about booty calling the semen demon dispatchers?
>male hispanics shooting
ey hol up ese'
>>79143663
Mr. Moesby's lobby?
MALE HEEEEESPANIC SHOOTING
>female stole his keys and is now trespassing in his apartment
>>79143702
>God I wish they would just squat in one of the abandoned houses, people use that bank of america.
>Female stole his keys and is trespassing in his apartment
FUCKING KEYS
>>79143649
>WHEN A BITCH TELLS YOU TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, TELL HER TO CHECK HER KEYS
jej
>AFGHAN VET CALL DISCONNETED
>SHARIAH RAHKEEM OR SOME SHIT
>MORE SHOOTING IN COLORTON
>COLOR TOWN
FUCKING CHICAGO MAN
This is some comfy happening. Is it like this every night?
>>79143791
He didn't watch his keys
We should do nypd or lapd tomorrow night. More sjw/freakshow protester disturbances on the dispatch than in chicago
>Roberto - we have a transexual ciswhite female shouting obscenities in the middle of times square and swinging a dildo.
>>79143831
yes robert
>>79143831
Probably in the warm months, they don't like the cold though.
>>79143831
>This is EVERY NIGHT in Chicago.
>>79143853
My vote to NYPD.
>>79143831
yep, and it's going to get worse by the weekend
>all this dead air
>>79143833
The keys are invisi-robert
>>79143831
365, senpai.
>>79143853
start a general! I'd check it out.
Chicago is too crazy to leave though. I'm here forever.
>>79143831
Comfy
>>79143853
new york's surprisingly pretty calm nowadays. LA would be more entertaining
Lethal lunch??
Will Clarissa survive the night? Cuck man must be on his way after they called him back.
Weekend's gonna be insane
22 ROBERT GETS TO EAT
thank u~~
>>79143755
You're not allowed to prank call the police anon
Just for some laughs for people listening on 4chan
It's not worth it
>>79143901
was thinking how long its goint to be.
you say we could reach the weekend in this condition?
>>79143957
Clarissa cucks it all
>>79143831
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/27/allen-west/allen-west-more-black-black-murders-six-months-86-/
Allen West: More black-on-black murders in six months than by 'KKK' in 86 years
/psg/ - Police Scanner General
Let's get comfy.
>>79143999
KEK WILLS IT!
>>79143966
OP had it right...the 4th is gonna be huge.
Has anyone ever watched the NBC show "Chicago P.D.?" cause IT'S NOTHING LIKE THIS! IT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD SHOW IF IT WAS LIKE THIS
graveyard shift lunch. depression with a side of ennui
>>79143966
isn't independence day weekend always deadly in chicago? it's the fireworks going off; cops can't discern gun shots from fireworks
>>79144013
I'm not talking about prank calling the police robert
>>79144034
4th of july
something like 75 people died over the course of a week last year
HAHAHAHA THAT NOISE!
>dat slide whistle!!!
THAT FUCKING SLIDE WHISTLE
ALRIGHT WHAT WAS THAT
first for
>wea woo noise
Yourelistening is playing some eerie ambient music
lol wtf was that?
>that fucking noise
DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
what was that sound effect?
im going to play random sounds over the air
LMFAO THAT RADIO SHITPOSTING KAZOO ROBERT
slide whistle?
>SOUND EFFECTS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT...
is this some cartoon code???
slide whistle robert
KEK
DAT SLIDE WHISTLE
ROBERT AVIN A LAFF
Someone playing Pac man
Anyone else hear that fucking slide whistle?
>>79144177
SPICS
My sister has been doing what you guy do for the past 2 years. she always has the scanners open and can decode all the messages for me now. She lives on the southwest side, so mostly spics and few blacks
L M A O
lack of sleep must be getting to me, but think i just heard the sound of chicago going down the drain
FUCKING KEKS!!
What the fuck was that noise? Did bugs bunny just fall off a cliff on the radio?
>>79143796
>>79143808
Don't be a cheese, check your keys
>>79143884
>Probably in the warm months, they don't like the cold though.
kek
>>79143901
As election time gets closer I expect more madness Robert
>>79144066
>>79143831
Seems so, stay comfy Robert
The slidewhistle is police code for the racewar being on.
some comedic relief to break up the murder and mayhem
>hear that noise
>immediately imagine anons furiously typing about it
>>79144152
That's the point, m8, gives that /cyber/ A S T H E T I C
>that laugh
>>79144074
They filmed an episode of that on my street. My sister was also an extra in one of the episodes. The show is shitty though
>The victims don't want to report
Snitches get stitches, and the perps walk free.
>Dat cackle
Tell me that's an official noise.
>that laugh
Holy shit.
>>79144205
This, what the fuck was that?
DEMON LAUGH TOO.
hehehehehe
>HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ACTUALLY HACKED IT
>that laugh
>that laugh
what is going on that was so terrifying
>hagh hah ha
HEHEHEHEHEEEEE
40 keks
http://sandrarose.com/2016/03/chicago-police-officer-says-typical-f-ing-n-s/
>>79144209
Is that that the sound a fallen spic makes?
>THAT LAUGH
>>79144217
kek
>>79144142
Sounded like flute
The cackle killed me
HEHEHEHEHEH
>>79143853
>>79143896
I'm in NYC proper, no way it would be this bananas, maybe 25yrs ago. Last time I saw a break in and rape reported they literally came full military style ready to kill in 2 1/2 minutes.
MAYBE some parts of the bronx or redhook in brooklyn are still straight up savage, but I doubt it.
>laughter
WTF IS GOING ON ROBERT
>gruff cackling that cuts out
We spooky now
>>79144241
if I get one (YOU) i'll play YMCA over the air
>>79144013
how about calling about wife son that just ran away and shit like that. its subtle and kek
Almost as good as when someone played The Roof Is On Fire over the comms during Ferguson.
>>79144181
>>79144191
>>79144205
Fucking seriously
Also, holy shit, did someone just come on to chuckle?
Someone must be jumping on to fuck with them
>>79144317
you wont do it
>>79144317
(you)
>>79144317
(You)
Deliver.
>>79144317
>Britbong.
Try it fuccboi.
Thay have to know they have an audience of 2300 online not including people on there personal scanners
>>79144317
DO IT
what the fuck is even going on
>>79144317
you won't
>>79144317
(YOU)
>>79144317
Here's the (You) do it please
>they decided to call again thinking that they'd get other officers
>locked herself in the bathroom
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>79144317
Won't happen
>I bet you voted remain too.
>Beaten woman locked herself in the bathroom
Bueller?
>Locked herself in the bathroom
OH LAWDY!
bathroom
>>79144444
GET
>locked yourself in a bathroom
kekekekek
>>79144444
>>79144444
Checked... now DO IT:
>>79144444
He has to do it for fucking quins
>>79144317
(oh, you)
if i hear ymca im out
>>79144403
Why do they have this online anyways? I have a friend in chicago and says it's miles better than here
>>79144444
Oh my god KEK wills it
>>79144444
QUINTS COMMANDS IT
>>79144317
(YOU), now do it
>Robert following them
>>79144444
weeeeeee checked
>>79144317
gotta do it
DETECTIVE UPSHAW
>woman locked in the bathroom at 2am
>man with a gun
Guy in obese kermit frog green outfit walking down 2 way street blocking traffic and yelling he's Lord Kek and to know he's cumming.
>pulled gun on him in bar
You know this is because people from Chicago just drives 30 mins to another state with no gun regulations and comes back in town with weaposs of war right?
How do we ever fix this problem? Theres Probally over 1 million guns on the southside streets
>>79144521
>>79144403
I mean the broadcastify is just some guy streaming from his scanner innit?
>>79144581
remove niggers
reporting in for fresh roberts
>anon fucks with the scanner
>the department changes their broadcasting range
>no more scanner stream
guys
>>79144581
>Wants to stop this shitshow
Fuck that. This is great!
>>79144616
oh shit
>>79144581
>How do we ever fix this problem?
ban niggers
>>79144505
>>79144510
>>79144511
>>79144515
shit unexpected get
Here's my comfy feed song for the occasion
https://soundcloud.com/derrida/in-a-silent-way
>>79144444
Here is your (You) you diseased whore
>inb4 evil cackle breaks up dead air
Why does murrica have their police scanners online?
>>79144581
Allow Tareeqh and Sharia to continue removing themselves
>>79144521
>>79144595
Well shit I thought this put up by cpd ahaha
how do these nigs reproduce so fast?
>How do we ever fix this problem?
>>79144722
because we can afford them
>>79144666
Satan wills it
>>79144616
that would be a massive overhaul. if anything they would change their squelch frequency or repeater rotation.
>>79144722
I think by law they have to.
>>79144722
yea, all the world could listen and be prepared, but remember they are dealing with negroes, so no worries there.
>hanging outside a bar in chicago
>see white cuck give a black bum a cig
>bum walks away and starts harassing people half a block away
>police officer walks by white cuck en route to wild ape
>tells white cuck "Don't feed the animals"
>>79144722
Because our cops aren't paid in cocaine and urine.
T. First world nation
sounds like we got a potential burg?
>>79144722
>>79144742
Give them more guns
>>79144722
This. Weird. Australians have been digital and encrypted for years to stop criminals knowing when they had a response onto them.
>Burglar
>Someone tried to break into a garage
he a good boy he just tryin' to practice automotive repair
>>79144722
you can buy scanners and monitor police/fire/emt etc... it's legal
