WE WUZ DISTILLERS
Slaves learned about fried chicken from the Scottish. When will blacks stop appropriating white culture?
WE
Who gives a shit desu
>>79125776
who's trying to divide people, throwing black people against white people, women vs men, young people vs old people, muslims vs human beings...?
>>79125776
>Here is how you make Whiskey
>"Oh cool"
>Jack Daniel spends time perfecting it to a specific taste and quality. Proceeds to build a company
>"At last I made my own successful brand!"
>AYO HOL UP I DUN MADE DAT SHIT
So we should discredit anyone who made their own unique versions of things?
>>79125776
Oh I thought the whites were using the booze to keep niggas down but I guess it was all just other niggas doing their thing. Kind of like how other niggas enslaved them in the first place.
>>79127873
The real issue here is that he made the company and he is the one who was economically adept. He was the one who actually manufactured it right? Of course he could name the company after himself, if the recipe belongs to someone else, who cares? The company was made and belonged to Jack Daniels.
What? Since when did jack daniels "invent whiskey"
>>79128078
I'm not disagree'ing, I'm just thinking how stupid it is. It would be like saying "well Carl's Jr. didn't actually invent burgers or how to cook them, so it should't be called Carl's Jr.".
>>79127873
Wasnt Jack Daniels the guy that killed himself by kicking his safe because he couldnt open it?
kek
>>79128393
Yeah it is just silly.
>>79128397
He already had failing health, he just didn't take care of an infection
>>79127240
WUZ
The New York Times article literally identifies it as a marketing ploy. Liquor companies do big businesses by getting Tyrone to include them in his songs - look at shit like Hennessy or Courvoisier. Once Jamal smacks his lips about how Jack Daniels was black, they're gonna get a big boost.
>>79128683
EVERYTHANG
>>79128855
confirmed
>>79128991
NNNN SHEEYIT
I remember reading a book years ago about the slave plantations and how they operated. As far as I'm aware, it was pretty standard for slaves to be forbidden from making and drinking alcohol. Rarely, they would drink if the slave owner gave them alcohol and permission to drink it. Usually, they were given batches of alcohol that was of poor quality and sometimes even rancid, the unwanted stuff that would have gone bad anyways. I highly doubt the average slave even knew what alcohol was.
How does this information come about?
Did Jack Daniels write about how he ripped of a nig in his journals that have been in a safe this whole time? Just waiting for a time to be revealed when the world become so obsessed with black people?
>>79129248
>How does this information come about?
Probably "getting taught by a slave to make whiskey" is
>Slave dropped shit into a barrel of premade shit
>AWWW SHEEEEIT
>Jack drinks it
>Jack realizes adding shit to it can be a good thing and starts experimenting
>fast forward 150 years
>"Hey people are saying blacks invented it"
>Jack Daniels co. looks at a market to appeal to
>looks for profits "s-sure they helped!"
>>79125776
>JD
>good
>>79129133
No, you see, white man has never been able to make anything in this world. Everything that a white man does is being made on a project from ancient black empire that ruled in Egypt and middle east before the white man refugee wave that destroyed the the country, changed the history and forced all black people to be slaves.
Wiskey was actually an emperor's drink back in the days.
>>79125776
How would any slave know what fermentation is?
>>79129133
Not to mention there was a HUGE language barrier, so complex methods for cooking would have been almost completely out of the question.
>>79129847
WE WUZ ALCHEMISTS N SHIET
>>79129505
You got to distill the fermented grain water though. Blacks are very advanced on their booze manufacturing. It's pretty much the only thing they do in Africa.
>>79126928
Never stop taking the bait
>>79129966
And drugs too
>jenkem
>>79128173
this
>>79129966
But weren't most slaves muslim? How would they know how to make alcohol?
>>79125776
Jack Daniels is shit.
>>79130221
No, Muslims did the most slavery. They were taking slaves for a thousand year period. But you don't see niggas complaining about the Muslims and asking for reparations.
>>79125776
>The slave that taught jack Daniels how to make whiskey...finally acknowledged the truth after 150 years
I don't think Whiskey should be the most important thing we should be worrying about now, ask that slave how he lived for more than 150 years first
>>79129966
Big fucking lie...niggers' only true invention was Jenkem. Negroids couldnt even read, write, nor count....and still today. Plenty of retarded apes attending school with a 2nd grade level edumecashun.
So how long until its revealed that the founding fathers were actually black?
>>79130751
Before Obongo steps down
>>79125776
Jack Daniels
>bourbon
Am I the only one who noticed this?
>>79125776
>a nigger taught JD how to make whiskey
so that must be why it tastes like fucking shite then
>>79125776
Whiskey is Scottish-Irish, Africsns have nothing similar in their culture. It is ridiculous.
>>79130605
Yeah they only really started doing it widespread after the Europeans taught them how. I don't know about this thread but I am sure there is no bias :^)
Sheeeeeeeeit i'm drinking jack daniels right now
Do people unironically enjoy Jack Daniels? I thought it was cheap shit for poorfags
If I need a go-to whiskey that's good for the price I just buy Johnnie Walker Black or Gold label
>>79131580
It's good for a few things, the Honey is really good I hear. I think I've only ever used it for cooking though
>>79125776
There's literally nothing wrong about this, i don't even know why you get mad
>>79125776
must explain why jack daniels is garbage mixer liquor
>>79131580
Most bourbon is meh, only one thats good is Bulleit Bourbon. I just stick to rye
>>79132554
The way people are promoting this is that Jack Daniels didn't make his own brand and just stole it.
>>79132907
Mix it with Stone's Ginger Wine, it's god tier
>>79132971
Jesus Christ what is this pic from? How do people deny that men weren't getting more testosterone back then, all these guys look like our manliest men today kek.
>>79128173
This. The word itself comes from Uisge(?), which is Gaelic.
>>79126928
they also learned "black culture" from the scottish
>>79127873
Niggers couldn't even fucking read then, don't give an iota to their anti white historical revisionism.
>>79133207
i drink my whiskey neat
>>79133318
I saw it on /k/ a few months back all I know it was a squad of Canadian riflemen from WW1.
Also a huge thing with the testosterone is we spend so much of our time inside compared to people even 50yrs ago. When I worked construction I felt the best I ever felt. Its the sunlight man.
>>79125776
WHAT WUZ YOU NOT NIGGER?
>>79131142
Its 3 in the afternoon anon...
Isn't whisky just scotch made in American South?
>>79133318
Their diets, they had to chew a lot harder foods. So their jaw muscles got stronger. And they didn't have estrogen producing foods and products such as Soy and BPAs.
>>79125776
why does he look like a kung fu master
Why do blacks try to steal everyone's history?
>>79134933
Probably because they don't have much civilizations that are as relevant as european cultures are.
Darkies had some civilizations of course but the way the world has formed they are more of foot notes.
>>79133318
>all these guys look like our manliest men today kek.
>all ugly
>>79129966
Our niggers had 40,000 years and they couldn't invent beer or wine, let alone distilled spirits.
Fuck, even today they prefer sniffing petrol or drinking methylated spirits
>>79130808
No.... it horrified me too. More than cultural appropriation, actually.
>>79134933
Because theft is one of the few things they could claim they either pioneered or perfected
such an obvious PR move
pathetic,if i drank that garbage I'd quit
>>79125776
And who taught that slave to make Bourbon?
And who taught that guy?
Etc. Etc.
until the first man invents Bourbon.
And that guy gets all the credit for all bourbon, for all time
Well shit, looks like White men again
Thank the Scots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_whiskey
>>79125776
>the slave who taught jack daniels how to make whiskey
>bourbon giant finally acknowledges the truth after 150 years
>jack daniels is tennesseean
>bourbon
ya'll dun goofed.
>>79136073
Well don't you know that all white people are thieves and blacks have actually done everything?
fuck I hate this world
>>79125776
Steve Vai gave guitar lessons to Kirk Hammett. That doesn't mean he gets credits on Master of Puppets.
>>79136312
lol same, and fuck this country...dude"just cuck my shit up" weed man is the worst.
Whoever taught physics to Einstein should get credit for the theory of relativity desu.
>>79136444
I feel bad I was actually gonna vote for Trudeau
I just want weed to be decriminalized so less tax dollars are spent on people using a plant thats less harmful the liquor or tobacco. Just regulated and tax that shit and roll in shekels
>>79136498
this..
but totally not the guy who taught the guy who taught einstein
It's funny, almost ironic.
Commit a crime
>We dindu nuffin!
World history
>Dere's nuffin we dindu!
>>79134933
Because they dont have any of their own. Even the richest guy ever (cant remember his name. From Timbuktu if I remember correctly) made all his money from selling black slaves. From what I remember, he personally was as rich as the Roman Empire at its height. Yet he produced nothing and did nothing with his gold but spend it on Ancient Crack
>>79132971
You are clearly a faggot. No wonder Canada is a joke country
>>79128173
just like how george washington carver invented smashing peanuts into a paste
>>79125776
>Some nigger knew how to make whiskey, but was too lazy to go through with actually making it, bottling it, selling it, and turning it into a national brand.
ftfy
Also Jack isn't even that great.
>>79132971
Bulleit is trash.
>>79137337
Literally "I just read about bourbon on a blog" tier.
>>79137337
Bourbon just has that odd fucking taste to it and makes me more sick then rye does.
Also the rye I get is $20 and I can't get a decent bourbon for that price. I am not gonna pay $30+ for a bottle of liqour that I will drink in 2 days
tl:dr eat a dick yankee doodle
>>79125776
bullshit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9333815/Original-recipe-for-Jack-Daniels-found-in-Welsh-book-of-herbal-remedies.html
>>79136073
Came to post this. The mountainous nigger juice shouldn't even be allowed to be called bourbon.
>>79125776
Alcohol is degenerate anyway
>>79125776
WE WUZ MAKIN GIN N WHISKEY N SHIT
>>79128823
And they'll lose part of their redneck customer base in the process.
I'll make sure to oppose drinking it from hereon out.
>>79125776
What was jack daniels 12 when slavery was ended and wasn't it ended when very few people even had slaves?
i thought africans didnt know how to ferment anything except shit? im almost positive there was no such thing as distilled fermented shit, at least, my soul hopes there wasnt.
Jack Daniels was Welsh, he stole the recipe from his sister, and you're all idiots
I'm out of here, fuck all of you
just like that amelia bassano girl that wrote sheakspeare's plays
really makes you think...
>>79126928
Thought it was the irish?
>>79139014
True. Jack Daniel was born in 1849. The claim seems to be that he learned to make whiskey from a slave who belong to someone else before he was ten years old.
Then just two decades later, he founded a distillery.
So obviously, an 8 year old Jack Daniel stole the slave's recipe which clearly wasn't the recipe used by the man who owned and operated the still Daniel was working on and then he waited almost twenty years for the heat to die down and founded a distillery using the recipe.
>>79139756
And of course, we have clear records of all of this. Even though Jack Daniel's year of birth is unknown and in conflict with his mother's known date of death. His company is established to have lied about the year the distillery was founded (records show 1875, not 1866).
>alcohol
how do you fags stand this rancid shitwater you call a "drink"
>inb4 i just drink for the buzz meme
>>79139297
RARE RARE RARE
>>79140600
NEW NEW NEW
>>79140257
You do know you have to 18+ to be on this site right?
First drink I had was some scotch when I was 12, I didnt like it. Then I had these things called friends. And we started to try more alcohol. It grows on you.
Try having some Irish cream or put some whiskey into your coffee, Its a simple yet beautiful thing.
>>79140666
>whiskey into your coffee
ah, saturday coffee
>>79140666
>poison yourself
>make yourself stupid
>Black people invented one of the shittiest and most bitch-tier whiskies on Earth
Unlike most We wuz kangz shit... I can actually believe this.
>>79125776
Why do you believe that even a shred of this is the truth?
>Jews
>Media
>>79140945
Rather enjoy my life then walk around a holier then thou prick and still end up in a fucking box
>>79140257
You must be like 14. Alcohol is a social experience and now there is so many different types of alcohol it's almost impossible to not like some for of it.
Scotch/Whisky is the bomb dig though.
>>79137461
Normally that's called a recipe, when a negro does it, it's an "invention"
>>79129847
They know about fermenting shit so they could sniff it. Yes, literal shit.
>Jenkem
And if the whole WEWUZKANGS is to be believed, they probably know about beer-brewing too.
>Egyptians knew how to brew beer
But we all know they're not Egyptian. They most certainly don't have the know-how to actually make whiskey.
>>79141151
>rather be a dumbass than a programmer who's smart enough to make enough $$ to travel the world
This is assuming we're under 25 still.
My brain could be making altered connections do to loss of braincells before it is fully formed.
>>79141755
I have dyslexia math gets so fucking scrambled in my brain. I know I will die working a blue collar job and I am okay with that.
>>79141932
That's because of alcohol
>>79141755
What are you some kind of retard that can't make a nice home and plot of land for yourself, you need to wander the earth in perpetual confusion looking for new strangers to become dependent on?
>>79142184
Nope got tested actually when I was in grade 2 they said I had pretty bad dyslexia.
And I'd rather work outside with my hands and build things.
>>79142597
because your parents drank alcohol at some point in their lives
>>79142463
What's wrong with wanting to see the World God made for us?
I can pay my way and live without leeching
>>79141151
>and still end up in a fucking box
what does that even mean? you could apply that to anything you mongoloid:
>why brush my teeth? i'll still die
>why eat food? i'll still die
>why have sex? i'll still die
>>79142676
>to see the World God made for us?
So you admit your lifestyle is just a selfish ploy to satisfy the sense of entitlement you get just from existing and you wouldn't take responsibility for your own life even if you though you could?
>>79142676
I'm sure people in your family have drank alcohol you silly nigger, I've been a part in building 3 bridges and I am only 20. What have you done?
>>79142776
True its not the best argument I have made but whats the point in living if you can't enjoy your time on earth a little, as long as you don't hurt others why not?
Some nigger invented the Lincoln County Process? I don't think so, Scooter.
>>79143231
Keep telling yourself that nobody got hurt to strengthen the value of the money you rely on so you don't ever have to get dirty or hurt farming your own food and trying to sanitize your own water.
>>79143573
O-okay
>>79143810
That is the problem, right there, you think that shit is okay because you don't even understand the situation let alone the problems of the situation let alone the consequences of the problems of the situation, so you might as well be diving into the shallow end of the kiddie pool without even looking.
>>79135387
Why would hunter gatherers on a fly ridden shit hole island the size of America need to invent anything?
Seriously, the climate and terrain is so shit, its a miracle they survived for that long without technology
>>79143224
I have enough money to support myself.
That's taking responsibility for my life.
Maybe I'll help some folks along the way...you don't know me
>>79143231
Implying a noble family such as ours would dare touch the liquid Jew, what a laugh!
Why do you think I'm so vehemently against alcohol? My father would kill me if our family IQ dropped even a percentage.
I have fixed many employees computer's at companies like Chipotle, made some cool inventions, programs, video games, comics(with Christian propaganda) and currently I'm working on a Grape-picking robot that will remove Mexicans once and for all.
>>79144094
No I just really do not understand what the fuck you are getting at.
Are you hounding me saying that being a part of the system puts me at fault for shit that is rather out of my control or something?
>>79144315
Sounds like your family is a bunch of slack jawed faggots, but good for you man. Whatever makes you happy.
>>79144621
>>79125776
Wild Turkey is btter tbqh
>>79144315
>That's taking responsibility for my life.
No that is entrusting responsibility of your life to the people who print the money you have so much faith in that you practically see it as an extension of your life.
>>79125776
>whisky
get that shit outta here
slivovitch, travarica and vodka all day
>>79127724
>(((WHO)))
>>79144930
>have water filter
>fishing rod
>flint
I can just buy a survival knife in new areas and head to the woods if I need to, I know how to survive in the wilderness, I've backpacked my state before.
Lol, you think having land is the end all solution when really it's just taking up more space that should be there for everyone to enjoy.
>>79144315
Oh no a mexican removing robot
>>79140600
macedonia bretty commun to be quite frank my brethren.
>>79145030
what no gin?
>tfw I drink Jim beam and I don't give a fuck
>>79145229
>toilet cleaning robot
>nigger killing robot
>fruit picking robot
>gardening robot
You can be replaced by robots, I highly doubt you could shift gears and become Diego Riveras(shit tier artist btw) or musicians/coders/ animators to save yourselves from being cucked out of work by a machine.
It will be a new renaissance age where only the intelligent survive, unless you're a White athlete.
>>79126928
>Constantly whining about freedom
>Take loads of money from the government
>Overblown sense of historical pride despite minor contributions to world history
>Violent
>Only involved in left wing politics for personal gain and don't give a fuck about issues that impact anyone else
Yeah. I'd say they took a lot of Scottish culture.
>>79145397
I dislike robits, I just hope I'm dead before Skynet goes live
>>79145212
>everyone enjoys the same things and the group is always more important than the individual, I know this because I am incredibly independent due to all my money
>>79145675
Well of course you do, you're Canadian.
If robots replace minorities, there won't be any brown cock left to suck.
>>79145769
I'm saying you having a bunch of land is potential space for a grove or some other life producing agent, just a boring house with lots of materials.
Not to say I won't settle down, but I think everyone having land is detrimental to the world.
So no, not everyone enjoys the same things, this is why we are having a disagreement...I am independent due to my knowledge. Money is just a tool.
>>79145397
Art and music will be one of the first easiest things to be completely replaced by robots, its why the record companies are so afraid of mp3s and its far easier to generate music with algorithms than to make a robot that can tend your field.
>>79145966
Bullshit, art and music come from the soul, anything produced by a robot is not art.
>>79145927
You don't understand what it means to own land, no one limits you to building a house, putting life giving agents in your ground is a vital part of being independent and a grove with relatively clean water (also you missed space for lots of animals) is a big part of my argument of why you need your own land to make your own food.
>>79145811
More non whites in the U.S then here negro
>>79146047
Video games are already replacing human composers with algorithms for the large part.
People would much rather have a piece of art in their house they can customize, so a program that can generate detailed work with little input in milliseconds at almost no cost will be preferred over finding some pretentious faggot and overpaying his manager to coordinate a custom piece that is 10x as expensive.
>>79146253
And I will do that someday, hell, I'll even rent out a property so I can leave all my stuff there and go travel.
That's what happens when you are smart, you get to own land, dipshits shouldn't own land because they'll trash it. Dipshits should just live OFF the land and procure their own food, however, law prohibits that, because, people like us want to buy that land.
See what I'm saying?
We need to find a balance.
>>79125776
I am not sure if this is actually true or not, but I have always hated Jack Daniels. This would explain why.
>>79125776
The way that sentence was written made me think the slave was actually a royal French giant.
>>79146404
The video game is made by a human's imagination, dumbass.
>>79146338
That's why I'm using technology to stop it.
You dislike it because you wish to feel superior to us.
>>79146047
>come from the soul
Come from the what? Where is that?
>>79146493
From within.
>>79146539
Sorry about your schizophrenia :(
>>79132971
Not enough black people.
Ask Activision how it should be done.
>>79146633
http://www.zmescience.com/science/science-explains-our-soul/
There are machines that detect it
>>79146405
There is no way you will be able to do the early stages of building your own plot when you are much older and have not acquired any necessary or relevant skills over your lifetime.
Ideally once you have an established functioning plot of land you should teach a bunch of dipshits to do some of the minor labor intensive tasks you acquired as skills while building your plot in exchange for food and the prospect of them building a functioning plot you may someday trade with, so there are less dipshits wandering the land taking your food because they can't manage their own affairs.
>>79146487
I don't wish to feel superior over Americans I think all whites should work together in harmony, you insulted my nation so I did the same
>>79146686
That shit pissed me off at First but there was a group called the Harlem Hellfighters that were all blacks and Puerto rican, and fitting into these times of including niggers in everything they went with one of them as their main character.
>>79146826
I won't teach them to do anything but maintain the house and pay rent until I get back.
I already know how to grow food, I'm growing a bunch of fruit and vegetables right now.
I have a freezer full of Elk.
>>79146845
You insulted my machinery so I attempted to decipher your reasoning.
You'll be fine.
It's just a deterrent for brown people.
>>79146487
He now has no need to hire musicians as does any dipshit who wants to make a movie, so the musician job is not nearly as secure as you implied and some video game developers use robotic level designs and textures, so they also don't need to hire engineers or artists because they can code their own city creator or landscape artist, so a video game or movie that used to take hundreds of people can only take one and now that its so trivial why would anybody play your game or watch your movie when they can make their own designed to their standards with just a few simple question and tests.
>>79147050
is your uncle also Batman?
>>79147050
Then you will come back to a ruined house to realize a bunch of dumbasses stole from you because they don't know any other way.
>>79125776
We waz drunks an' sheeit.
>>79147070
The most popular video games often DO hire musicians.
I don't give two shits about movies, so what you're saying may be true there.
Musicians make bank nowadays, plenty of people listen to music in all sorts of situations.
>>79147166
>ruined house
that's what insurance is for
>steal from me
Implying they'll crack the code to my hidden safe.
also
>that's what the police are for
>>79147098
I just like learning because I am White and can make the world my bitch.
Every problem has a solution.
>>79132971
You have absolutely pleb taste and rye is shit.
Eagle Rare is where it's at.
>>79147050
Sorry for insulting your robots, I don't so much hate robots in general. Just ones that can learn and develop personalities and stuff like that. I grow into more of a technophobe more everyday
>>79147333
That's cool man
Not sure why you're so angry and bent on making people your bitch tho
>>79147384
Complete AI is impossible.
Consciousness originates from the world.
>>79147422
I'm not angry one bit, you misinterpret me.
I am making resources into my bitch, I set forth my integrity and utilize knowledge to obtain what I want.
>>79147579
I mean consciousness originates from the Soul.
Which is similar to the world.
We are all connected in some way...
More so racially.
What's your go to bourbon /pol/?
>>79147333
You know you can just drill out the lock on a safe yeah?
>>79147231
>The most popular video games often DO hire musicians.
Most popular video games don't come from any soul, they are decided upon by company that wants to maximize profits and as soon as they think they can make better profit with music AI, they will switch.
>Musicians make bank nowadays
There are like 5 musicians who make bank every couple of years, most money from music goes to lawyers and unions and isn't something you can depend on for a long term career.
> music in all sorts of situations
That is why it will be preferable to use automated tunes, you can put it in any situation without having to worry about paying royalties and copyrights to the lawyers of the artist.
>>79125776
Jack Daniels looks like fucking Charles Manson
>>79147631
Also you are the most self absorbed faggot I have ever seen? why do you think people on a burmese Bilu Dancing Forum care?
>>79147647
Good stuff right there.
Eagle Rare is pretty good for the price, so I drink that quite a bit.
>>79125776
Ya fucken tool!
>>79147631
Also Name one of those fucking comics or game, Cause you should full of shit.
>>79125776
We have transcripts of their conversations?
Perhaps this is not true.
>>79147652
The safe's hidden.
And has hidden cameras watched by family members who drop by every now and then.
>>79147671
That's because only normies buy them and they are inflated far past what they are meant for(like minecraft)
Zelda and Smash Bros. made the perfect amount of money.
>automated tunes
I've never heard one in my life.
Music will become more reliable.
People who produce more money and resources will have more time to go to operas and concerts to enjoy it.
We just have to fix what's wrong with society and return to a more classical way of life.
Like when composers and artists were paid for by the church.
>>79147579
At this point in time it may be, robot engineering has come pretty far in the last 25 years who knows how far it will be in another 25 if life as we know it doesn't implode.
>>79147735
No I'm not, I'm presenting these ideas in hopes that you will join me in such a wondrous lifestyle if you are capable.
>>79147859
I don't see it as being a possibility, it'd be like a dog or monkey talking.
We'll see, but I doubt it would ever become fully conscious or self aware.
>>79147579
What about AI made out of computers that with integrated brains cells like those biobots?
>drinking bourbon
>civilized
Daily scotch is Laphroig, it's about $25 for quarter cask so good for poor salarymen.
>>79128078
at flaaaaaaaaaamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing moooooeees
>>79147901
A wondrous lifestyle that insures you will die with the doubt that you lived your life to the fullest mon amie, don't forget the vegetarian who lost his teeth
Also again list me one of them video games and one of those comics, I got folks in the industry I wanna see how full of shit you are.
>>79147979
Never seen one of those, I doubt things like that and brain mapping are feasible.
Maybe you could put a brain in a machine, but I've never heard of that, or a clone from a test tube.
Probably because it isn't possible.
>>79148121
You've never heard of a wetware AI?
>>79145489
Underrated
>>79148111
I already did.
Super Smash Bros.
The Legend of Zelda
Nearly all Nintendo games made bank and had great musicians, they just wasted their money which could have been put to good use.
Even Dark Souls
>>79147848
You probably wouldn't know if you had heard it because there is no possible way to distinguish music made by a soul from music made by a robot.
Go have some fun and make a song then
https://www.jukedeck.com/
http://computoser.com/
There are dozens of other tools to quickly make some, haven't you ever even hit the random button on a digital synth?
>>79133445
Actually true
>>79148153
It's just a theory, but it's not such a bad idea to copy God's design.
I just don't think you'll get the result you are hoping for.
We'll see I guess though.
>>79147962
Hopefully for the sake of mankind that day never comes
>>79148121
The are already things that have happened, though, I remember hearing about hybrots 5 years ago.
>>79148354
>hybrots
they don't have a human-like consciousness though.
>>79148263
Sounds pretty constant.
I get no feeling from it.
It's not uplifting at all, just noise.
Even things made with a synth sound good from a human, it has a sort of "building" essence to it.
>79148195
Never mentioned anything about nintnedo music, and you didn't give a name of any comics or video games you worked on? Un less you're one of three NOA Staff that worked on Super Smash Bros. or a voice actor
>>79148580
Lol, like I'd give you my personal information, Jew.
We're talking about video games that included musicians in the making of it.
>we wuz slaves
t. 40%, 80proof irish
>>79125776
WE INVENTED ALCOHOL N SHIT, BRUH
>>79128393
my grandpa started carls jr so this offends me
>>79128823
This.
>>79148663
that was another anon you mong.
And top kek you are so full of shit it hurts, and someone interested in robotics who hasn't even heard the concept of Wetware AI nor do you seem to know what it is, is fucking laughable.
Also in the future robots will compose structurally perfect music to envoke any emotion you want it to, at least learn why the fuck music has "Soul" before you spout off.
>>79125776
Who the hell cares? Jack Daniels is overpriced crap anyway.
>>79148838
I'm not interested in AI
I don't agree that "structurally perfect music" is what making music is all about.
You said "them video games"
So I assumed you were talking about video games with composers and not just trying to data mine, because I'm good-natured like that.
>>79148539
>they don't have a human-like consciousness though.
They only have a few dozen neurons at this point versus billions in a human, why couldn't they have human like consciousness at a human-like scale if running a human-like decision algorithm on top of a human-like biology?
Oh the guy who says he will never be uplifted by robot songs isn't uplifted by a song he listens to for just a couple of minutes or so knowing it was composed by a robot, that is a gigantic surprise to everyone involved.
Does every single piece of music an artist creates uplift everyone?
>>79149080
Well, you can't always rely on science to produce the results you want.
We'll see if they can have a human like consciousness just from having more neurons, but I doubt it. What's wrong with having my own opinion on the subject?
God forbid we have different music tastes anon.
Some music does and others don't
>>79125776
I believe it
>>79149052
>Data mine
>Oh no someone is calling me out for obvious bullshit
Yeah buddy, and my dad works at nintendo
>>79149485
>give me the name of your comic and video game you patented to make a profit on, Goy!
We won't raid it and let the world know of your presence on /pol/
There's a reason why the Malaysian comic artist remained anonymous.
>>79149200
> just from having more neurons
Its not just the volume of neuron but all the structures and organization as well which is why I said the thing about the decision making algorithm and biology.
>What's wrong with having my own opinion on the subject?
Its completely out of ignorance, you know nothing about the subject, but are making specific definitive claims that can easily be refuted or explained away by your obvious ignorant bias.
>God forbid we have different music tastes anon.
I have no idea which composer or what options you chose and you didn't even bother taking time for customizing any options to find something appealing to you specifically (you know the entire point of using an AI composer) because your decision was made before you even tested the programs.
The point is you can not tell if the music was the result of a soulful composition or a dynamic algorithmic one.
Maybe curated jazz tunes are more your style?
https://soundcloud.com/deepjazz-ai/sets
>>79149787
You're the one claiming that consciousness originates just from the way the brain is structured.
You are ignorant.
Music made by humans is my style.
>>79145489
Brexit may have tanked the pound but the lion stirring again means bants are record high these days.
>>79149910
Where do you think consciousness originates?
Explain why consciousness gets altered so significantly by brain damage if the brain isn't the source of consciousness?
I would bet you actually don't like most music made by humans as disagreeable and ignorant as you are and you also still have no way to tell the difference.
>>79145489
10/10
>>79150136
The consciousness originates from the pineal gland, don't know why or how, but it does, it's also been argued that the absence of light increase of electricity have said to alter that specific point into doing things physically impossible, such as seeing into other worlds, which is why it is known as the Third Eye.
I listened to all those jazz tunes and maybe it was just the tempo but it sounded terrible, no long pauses or imagination, just noise.
I don't like all music by humans but I like it a lot better than this crap.
>implying it wasn't reverend Elijah Craig who invented kentucky bourbon
>>79150303
>pineal gland
That is a brain structure made of a mass of neurons, dipshit, you are just disregarding the contributions of 99% of the rest of the brain.
Yea jazz is so well known for its numerous long pauses.
Again, you can't even tell the difference between human and robot composers, you only drew the conclusion you did because you already knew the composer was an algorithm.
>>79125776
I believe the best way to approach this is to promote the idea that blacks were Nazi's.
Zig hail n shit.
>>79147647
Damn god choice. This is my everyday bourbon.
>>79150604
I didn't disregard any of contributions of the rest of the brain. I just said the consciousness originates from there.
There was no possible way for me to make that distinction at this point, but either way it sounded terrible and if I ever come across those babby jams again I'll know by the way my lip curls in disgust and my ears start to bleed.
I'll remember that shrill noise as if it were a catchy tune
>doodadididuhduh
>dadoodadididuhduh
I just like rum.
Buy memes cheap
http://mmmrkt.wordpress.com/
State laws apply..
>>79150781
You just agreed with me too, though, you basically said consciousness doesn't originate from the brain, it originates from part of the brain.
Or are you saying it actually has nothing to do with the biology, electricity, or the structure of the brain, but only the chemicals and hormones synthesized in the glands are conscious?
>>79150999
Sure it originates from there, but we don't know how or why.
It's nice that we know about such a gland so it can be utilized to harness spiritual energy.
It explains why monks meditate in caves, because the gland produces more melatonin
>>79125776
>dark universe
>>79144863
Weebs can't get anywhere in life, don't lie
>>79125776
Wait what? this nigger is still alive to tell the story?
WE WUZ IMORTALZ N SHEEEIT
>Literally "I just read about bourbon on a blog" tier.
>>79128397
true 'merican
>>79151110
Ok, so numerous fish and frogs have a pineal gland, you must think they have human level consciousness and want to listen to their jazz since all you need is a pineal gland to be conscious and make art, but why don't pinealocytes produce consciousness since they perform similar functions in non vertebrates?
>>79151173
A weeb made that anime and got rich.
>>79135514
Underrated kek
>>79134933
>blacks stealing
why are you surprised?
>>79151377
I'm not God, that is something you'll have to ask him.
Animals aren't creative.
Animals can't use qi gong.
>>79151377
>implying frogs and fish don't have huge underwater hidden cities
>jarjar.jpg
>>79145489
good show
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Z1R6vK.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>79151478
Animals create constantly, numerous technologies are based on observations of nature and animals rather than an original thoughts.
>>79151642
Animals can't create technology
>>79151700
All members of the Great Ape family use tools even birds can and ants have more sophisticated architecture than people in many cases and can do everything from farming livestock and vegetation to sailing the ocean with a ship made of each other.
Jack Daniels is rubbish anyway. It's cloying, overly sweet, syrupy and enjoyed by young people and those who refuse to change brands their entire life. Who cares?
>>79151700
>Animals can't create technology
Just look at the abbos, best they ever came up with is a curved stick, and a funny sounds hollow straighty stick
>>79151865
>>79151925
That's not really creating technology.
It's utilizing nature.
Man has put himself above nature with machines.
>>79140666
Make sure you use a cheap blended whisky for coffee. Something like Bell's or Famous Grouse. Putting a single malt into coffee or mixing it with anything by water should be punishable by flogging.
>inb4 I do what I want
You can buy a ming vase and use it as a target for plinking too, but I'm still going to call you a cunt for it.
>>79151700
I guess since you accept your pineal gland theory doesn't make sense if you admit they have a pineal gland, but not human level consciousness I don't even know what the point is anymore.
>>79152047
Machines are all still just manipulations of nature and dependent on natural forces.
Why do you think its the pineal gland if they have a pineal gland yet they aren't humans level conscious then?
Some of you niggers need to relax and read some Chesterton.
>>79152098
Again.
Didn't say the pineal gland is responsible for human consciousness.
I just said it originate from there.
I guess since admitting your intentionally misinterpreting what I'm saying to try and make a moot point, I don't even know what the point is anymore.
>>79147647
gobble gobble
>>79131580
Nikka
>>79152214
>Why do you think its the pineal gland if they have a pineal gland yet they aren't humans level conscious then?
It's been proven by science that the consciousness has to do with the pineal gland, but they don't know why.
I've said this three, no four times now.
Animals are incapable of creating machines.
Clearly there is something about humans.
>>79152047
Planes aerodynamical design is utilizing the nature aswell.
>>79152345
>It's been proven by science that the consciousness has to do with the pineal gland
How was that done, short cutting them out of a group people, and watching the result?
>>79139237
Holy crap. So Welsh women are all tyrone-trannies? Jesus, it all makes sense now. No, don't provide a citation, sir. Your few words have done enough without the possibility of veracity to add weight to my burden.
>>79130830
Jack Daniels does suck but there are some tasty bourbons out there.
You gotta admit it Britbro.
>>79152549
I'm not google, it's there for you if you want to learn.
>>79152499
Animals still can't put themselves above nature by making machines.
Apes can't fly, they can simply bang a rock on a nut for food
Ants can't swim, they can simply built tunnels.
Because that is what they were made to do.
>only alcohol I drink is rum because I love sweets
Forgive me /pol/.
