FINLAND SUOMI PERKELE Thread.
Please, save me from my own thoughts.
All the way at the other end of Russia, your Mongol brothers are all already drunk.
>>79108937
Autism
>>79108937
wait is it snowing in june? wow what a shithole
>>79109868
No, murica senpai.
>>79108937
Fenno-Bavarian union when?
>>79109984
A what?
>>79110134
Is it true you guys have saunas with Burger King over there?
I kind of want to try it
>>79110378
We have exactly one Burger king in Finland as far as I am aware. It's at central Finland in a city called Jyväskylä.
And about Saunas, it's not a Finnish house if it doesn't have a sauna.
>>79110545
I see, thanks for the answer
One more question, how did you guys get so good at making memes
>>79110744
Anime, karjala and Sauna.
Come visit us soon Brazilian boi.
>>79110977
I wish i could visit, but i'd probably die from the cold since i'm from Rio
Any temperature under 20 Celsius is fucking freezing
>>79111185
Mostly above 20C tho.
>>79110545
This looks comfy as fuck.
>>79111450
Neat, what city are you from? Going during the summer doesn't sound too cold
>>79108937
Are mosquitoes killing you already?
>>79111842
It is, I was born in Jyväskylä.
>>79112095
Jyväskylä. x)
>>79112149
They are, worst is over but there is still few shitquitos left.
>>79112467
Question lad, how does Koskenkorva compare to vodka?
>>79112467
Sweet as heck m8
What's there to do in there? Do you go skiing and stuff?
>>79108937
How would a fit, friendly, well-to-do American do with the femfinns? Would I be looked at as a talkative spectacle or no?
:DDD
>>79112700
I don't, weird as it sounds like, but, I'm not a heavy drinker. I heard Koskenkorva is like a really strong disinfectant and Vodka is like.... Water...
>>79112806
Nothing to do here. Just chill and watch how days past.
>>79112984
Language barrier would be pretty bad, I guess. If you're able to speak Finnish then you would probably fit in. Overall I myself will keep of dreaming of a Russian or an Asian girlfriend.
>>79108937
Hei lightweights,
Nimeni on Donald J. Trump, ja inhoan jokainen teistä. Te kaikki hikinen, jälkeenjäänyt, kuristin taiteilijoita, jotka viettävät joka toinen kampanjan laittaa muodostavat. Olet kaikki paha tässä maassa. Rehellisesti, Onko kukaan teistä koskaan rakennettu pilvenpiirtäjä kanssa sinun nimesi? Tarkoitan, kai se on hauskaa ulkoa saman puheen antama oman käsittelijät ja ruuvaamalla äänestäjäkunnassa, koska oman epävarmuus, mutta kaikki kestää aivan uudelle tasolle. Tämä on vielä pahempaa kuin konservatiivinen Gay Vaahto osapuolet.
Älä vieraalle. Vain löi minua paras laukaus. Olen melko paljon täydellinen. Rakensin hotelleja ja kasinoita maailmalla, ja koko kaupunki Upper West Side-alueella. Mitä työpaikkoja on luotu muuta kuin "robocall smearing ghost-kirjoittajien"? Olen myös saanut oman Boeing 757, ja ovat paukutti kuuma tytär (Hän vain puhalsi minua; Paska oli NIIN käteistä). Olette kaikki risukimppuina jotka pitäisi vain tappaa itseänne. Kiitos kuunteluun.
Picrelated: Se olen minä ja tyttäreni Ivanka
>>79113212
Error in the upload.
I sorta wish I lived in Finland desu
>>79113236
Does.... does anyone speak English at all? Or is Finnish and Swedish the only way to go?
>>79113251
Can you leave?
>>79113236
>>79113367
wtf m8 all Finns under like 30 speak English
>>79113367
Less people speak Swedish here. English and Finnish is the only way to go I guess.
>>79113236
Aren't you people bretty gud at English?
>>79113617
>England
>95+
lol
>>79113236
>Nothing to do here. Just chill and watch how days past.
Huh
What place in Finland would you reccomend if i want to visit some museums and stuff like that?
>>79108937
Don't go Perkele
>>79113529
>>79113515
.... so Finnish conque- I mean courting is still possible. Nice.
>>79113683
Not sure. There is a pretty good museum in Kuopio but other than that I'm not too sure. There is tourist things in Helsinki.
i'll be a friend to any finn here
[spoiler][email protected][/spoiler]
>>79113337
That brown haired one is smiling at me
>>79113758
What is it, senpai?
>>79113938
did /pol/ disable spoilers?
>>79113775
>>79113529
she speaks Swedish :DDD
>>79113617
wE cant espeak ingles for shit
wew lad
>>79114012
It's settled. I'm going to Finland. She'll be whistling Dixie once I get there.
>>79110545
I've been to 3 different burger kings in helsinki alone, get with the times weeb
I would go to bed but I like you people too much. Rip
>>79114229
Well at least we got the first one >:U
>>79113842
Noted, thanks
If you ever feel like visiting to Brazil i can give you some tips of pretty good places, Finnbro (don't come to Rio though, it's a shithole meme city)
Check out Florianopolis or Balneario Camboriu, there are a bunch of small towns i can tell you about too if you're curious
>>79113529
Mitä vittua sinä vitun sanoa minusta, senkin häviäjä? Otan tiedät olen valmistunut alkuun minun luokan Trump University, ja olen ollut mukana lukuisissa tarjouksia on kuuma NYC kiinteistöt, ja minulla on yli 300 CONFIRMED käsitellään. Olen koulutettu gorilla alittavuutta ja olen alkuun moguli koko Yhdysvalloissa kiinteistönvälitysyhtiöt. Olet minulle mitään, mutta vain toinen häviäjä. Aion outcompete vittuun sinulle energiaa, jollaista ei ole koskaan ollut ennen maan päällä, merkitse vitun sanoja. Luuletko saada pois sanomalla, että paskaa minulle Internetin? Mieti uudelleen, nuken. Tälläkin olen yhteyttä salainen verkosto asianajajien eri puolilla Yhdysvaltoja ja asianajaja on otettu yhteyttä juuri nyt joten parempi valmistautua oikeusjuttu, valehtelija. Tuomioistuin päivämäärä Se tuhoaa säälittävä pikku juttu soitat elämää. Sinä vitun rikki, lapsi. En voi olla missä tahansa ja milloin tahansa, ja voin neuvotella kanssasi yli seitsemänsataa tavoilla, ja se on vain paljain käsin. Paitsi olen laajasti koulutettu taiteen paljon, mutta minulla on pääsy koko arsenaali Trump Organization ja aion käyttää sitä koko laajuudessaan pyyhkiä kurja varat päältä mantereen, te vähän energiaa häviäjä. Jos vain voinut tietää mitä epäpyhää kosto pikku "herjaavia" kommentti oli noin kaataa teille, ehkä olisi ollut vitun kielen. Mutta et voisi, et, ja nyt maksat hintaa, et jumalauta nuken. Aion paskaa Fury ympäri ja te hukkuu sitä. Sinä vitun ihmeissään
Mitä vittua sinä vitun sanoa minusta, senkin häviäjä? Otan tiedät olen valmistunut alkuun minun luokan Trump University, ja olen ollut mukana lukuisissa tarjouksia on kuuma NYC kiinteistöt, ja minulla on yli 300 CONFIRMED käsitellään. Olen koulutettu gorilla alittavuutta ja olen alkuun moguli koko Yhdysvalloissa kiinteistönvälitysyhtiöt. Olet minulle mitään, mutta vain toinen häviäjä.
so white
so pure
>>79108937
Kaksoispiste de de de de de de de de
>>79110545
We have a Burger King in Vaasa/Vasa.
>>79112467
Post another one like this before you go to bed. It makes me remember why I tumbled into the endless black abyss of being a programmer.
>>79114493
Mun pitäs käydä ulkona useammin
>>79114012
I wanna suck on her toes
>>79109788
>>79114307
>jyväskylä holds tight to the one thing it has going on for it
adorable but sad
>>79114629
Gtfo. She's America now.
ANNEX IT. Look what you made me do.
ANNEX ALL OF IT.
:DDD
>>79108937
Why are people standing so far from each other while waiting the bus... God's sake the autism is really strong.
>>79114903
>>79114614
>>79114903
Well just don't visit us if it triggers you that bad.
>>79114986
THIS
oh fugg
>>79115022
I don't mind. It just kind of shocks me.
>>79109788
I finally fucking get this post after so long holy shit
>>79108937
Back in the day, people used to say that the reason why these Scandinavia countries let in African immigrants is because they're bored, and that these immigrants would add excitement, variety etc
Was that true, you think? I know it's a different story these days and all
I really like the Finnish definition of personal space.
>>79114903
foreigners really don't appreciate the concept of personal space and quietness. If you can't sit silently with a friend of yours for a long period of time without feeling awkward he's not a real friend at all
>>79108937
>>79114254
Hi anon :3
>>79115169
Brother, they spend the vast majority in cold ass temperatures, drink heavily, and used to worship fairies and household elves. I wouldn't doubt it
posting in an ebin thread
>>79115159
>Burger education
>>79115359
Ebin :D
>>79113251
This language is fucking gibberish.
>>79115243
Are you an autist by any chance?
>>79115337
Ah? You think so? I think I appreciate personal space and quietness while also appreciating the warmth of others and a conversation.
How long is a long period of time for you?
By the way, you guys kind of always feel awkward and uncomfortable around others, don't you? Kek
>>79115612
That's barely even finnish.
>>79115612
>Google Translator
>Finnish
JUST
why people in iceland dont like to be close to each otther? is it a culture meme?
>>79114854
Get ready 2 throw hands lil nigga, she about to get syruped
>>79108937
Imagine how hard it would be for a mudslime to pull off a stabbing spree in Finland.
>>79115690
>How long is a long period of time for you?
a decently long bus ride maybe?
I don't really feel uncomfortable around others, if anything there's this silent understanding of both wanting to mind their own business, if you're somewhere with a stranger. Not hostile, more like two men from the same country, both approving and respecting one another with their own troubles they wrestle with. Never have had this deep bond with anyone who's not a finn
>>79115716
>>79115743
sanot minun suomalainen on paskaa. mutta kiitos amerikkalainen suunnittelu, voin automaattisesti puhua äidinkielesi tounge ,ja siirry roskakoriin puhua sinulle liian, tyhmä idiootti. Aion myös jatkaa vittu söpö suomalainen vaimoja ,et inhottava aisankannattaja. American poikkeusasema voitosta!
>>79113675
Suomi on paras :-----DDDDDD
are Finnish people really as lighthearted and silly as they seem
>>79116055
>suicide rates off the charts
>lighthearted
Don't think so. They kind of seem to be bitter and cold IRL rather than le ebin trole memes that they are on the internet.
>>79115864
Kek'd heartily
But seriously I'll free your ass if you touch her, Chang.
>>79116196
What have we ever done to you?
![LItrLZg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pg7HpOt.png "LItrLZg[1].png")
Ebin :DDDD
>>79116196
>>79116316
See? They're cold hearted.
Jokes aside, it's just, like, my opinion, you know?
>>79116196
>>79116355
Kek
>>79108937
despite having a population of only 5 million
Finland is the 9th most frequent country that posts on /pol/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/countries/
>>79116723
SUOMI FINLAND MAINITTU PERKELE
>>79116723
We come here to imageboards becouse we are socially awkward irl
>>79108937
Imagine all the cold-related illnesses you get from living in Finland (Or has your DNA been able to fight the long winters?).
>>79116967
Do you eat rotten fish like in the stories? The only other people I know who do that are hmong.
>>79117047
Amerilard education in action, everyone!
>>79116967
This
>>79117149
Nice VPN you have there Jonne.
>>79117047
>Or has your DNA been able to fight the long winters?
This is literally the entire point of whiteness
OP is kill.
Good night everyone.
Reminder that summer has ended and we'll have nothing but rain and then autumn and greyness begins.
>>79116967
>>79117169
:DDD
>>79117272
>tfw you'll never be a Jonne posting on ylilauta
>ywn mowdown ruskies by the literal thousands
>ywn kill 100+ reds no scope from far distances
>ywn have personal space
>ywn fight the Hwan empire
>>79117090
No we dont its swedish thing but story says that swedes sold rotten fish to fins and they were suprised that they want more so they tried it themself and liked it.
>>79117377
>reds
>>79116967
Sweden kinda has you beat though
population of only 9 million and are the 6th most frequent country that posts here
finn accent is best swedish accent. it can be as cute as the moomins or as terrifying as drunk pekka coming after you with the big knife. it's very versatile
>>79117377
>>79117534
i want this with my whole soul
I like Finnish things
>>79115991
You (keep) say(ing) my finn is shit. but thank you american desing. of butter automatically talks mothertongues (yours) tongue, and move into a trashbin talks you too much, stupid idiot. Will also continue pussy cute finnish wives, (you) not nasty fenceholder. American special status of victory!
plz keep em coming :D
>>79108937
>>79117660
>That's because Swedes can't go out because they have some (((problems))) with friendly muslims.
>>79117862
Fucking Mongolians
Don't you have a wall to go tear down somewhere?
>>79117994
Don't you have a bull to prep?
>>79113291
I've never been there though so I cannot really speak with conviction but I'm 99% sure based on what I've gleaned from others experience is that socializing for scandis is super different from american socializing
I think it'd be a huge culture shock
>>79117907
Build it.
>>79117994
why are finns autistic naturally
>>79118302
no u
>>79118369
Asian white mix does that
>>79117994
>>79118318
>>79118369
it's a big country with very small population and our ancestors wanted to use the space
as a result you didn't see your neighbours often and didn't really socialize. We live tightly in south now but the genes are still there
S P R Ö L Ö L Ö
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>>79117703
Why would a big Pekka attack you?
>>79117770
That's a nice rifle. Many use those for hunting
>>79113953
n-no shes smiling at me
>>79118555
digits confirm
probably tradition from very early history
>>79118291
It is. Source: I have been to America
>>79115159
w-what is there to get?
i just thought it was a hilarious story about a finnish autist taking an ass splitting shit
>>79109788
>>79118869
Alcohol helps a lot with talking.
Even the most silent Finn can talk after he/she gets something to drink.
>>79109788
this shit literally made me tear up from laughing
I just want to chill with the Finnish singing egg man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
>>79119168
This
>>79118291
>mfw I was at the airport arriving to USA and a black guy who checks passports greeted me with a casual "hey what's up" and I had no idea what the fuck to answer
it was that moment that I knew the negro needed to be annihilated
>>79119327
youre lucky he didnt shake your hand and try to nigger hug you
that shit has happened to me before and it really makes you think
>>79113583
Kek
>>79119388
nigger hugs are super awkward.
>tfw think it's time for the knuckle knock but he's going in for the nigger hug
>>79119327
Sounds scary as hell
>>79119388
>Really makes you think Ebin XDD meme
Please, this meme triggers me so bad.
>>79119327
almost same story here
>get on Ventrilo with some muricans to play TF2
>Yo man, how are you doing?
>wtf do i answer him? whole story of my life or just Hi him back?
>i was frozen for like 5 mins
>my crappy english didn't help there either
>>79113617
Britain
95%
A FUCKING
P O O
O
O
>>79119889
Just say, "hey what's up." like it's a statement and and answer instead of a question.
>>79115134
Not every country is a sweaty cesspool like you lad
>>79119679
i guess it really made you think :^)
>>79119327
had an extremely obese and short shaniqua at an us airport check my passport and she started hitting on me. she even winked. needless to say it was heatening.
>>79114433
Every time I see a white woman that fucking white I want to jam my asian cock into their wombs and explode in pure orgasmic ecstasy. I don't care about other Asian girls I want to wound as many white wombs as I can with my asian cock and sperm.
>>79115991
Winner
>>79120040
This.
But i think i would freeze if i would face the same situation.
I don't know if this is a Finnish thing but i expect that i am in control of the things that are happening around me.
For example if i walk to Siwa(XD) i expect that i will only say two word on the way there and back and those are hey and bye to the cashier.
>>79120680
sorry bro but that's not interracial for you
>>79120845
rip Siwa
>>79120845
It's a white people thing. But once you get used to it, it's not hard to exchange quick pleasantries with other people. They'll know right away by the way you said it that you were trying to be nice but that you're operating in a different dimension.
>>79121038
>"Siwat muuttuvat K-kaupoiksi."
You are just trolling me right?
You are Finn! Explain yourself!
>>79119889
>>79119327
you remind me of some finnish dude i play world of warcraft with
>group is mostly danes, some swede, a finn and me
>random banter and dumb jokes throughout the raid, lots of laughs and fun
>1 week later, same group
>everybody in a shit mood due to delays and lag, nobody speaks a word, discord is pretty much silent the entire time
>at some point, mention that its super quiet today
>finn says "yes, much better, last week everybody was talking all the time, was really annoying!"
>back to silence for the rest of the night
the finn autism is real
i still like you guys regardless of your awkwardness
>>79121230
nope I seriously just save random Finn-related images from here and sometimes ylilauta, without having any idea what the ones in Finnish say, and randomly repost them
this is one of the best ones, but
>feels
>>79121777
does ylilauta have /int/ or are you browsing an imageboard when you don't understand a word of its language
>>79108937
how come moonsorrow dropped the best metal album of the year all years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcuusxiIWrc
>>79122217
It does but it's shit. I just click on random things. I don't go there much. Most of these I've found on here.
I remember a thread with a Finn that supposidly got banned from Japan while he was there after pulling a knife when they kept touching his hair. I thought it was a meme but I see it's a real cultural thing.
>>79121777
Trips will it.
I actually don't know what i thought.
I saw a connection with "rip Siwa" and the "K" on the spurdos shirt.
I thought that you somehow knew about the fact that there will be no such thing as Siwa in the near future they will fuse together with the K-kauppa(K-market, Kesko, Kesko Oyj).
>>79122524
True, that is why I posted it. I don't remember why I know this.
>>79115991
>American poikkeusasema voitosta
>>79112467
Jyväskylä a shit.
A SHIIIT
But at least it ain't Rovaniemi.
>>79122498
>strangers randomly come touching your hair
Two nukes wasn't enough
>>79113617
Pretty much most can speak/understand English, but a huge number can't even hold a conversation in Finnish.
>>79122498
i wish i could find a screencap of that it was really funny
>>79122750
How?
Are you sure that you are American?
Did you just drink too much, Pekka?
>>79122524
>burger knows what is Kesko
HMM
>>79113953
you cheeky fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeiw_BdCIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPlhGeFCgi8
golden es
>>79122750
>>79123172
>I have a Master's degree in internet trolling.
So suspicious.
>>79118826
Yeah I have a few of them. Finns build the best rifles. Thank you based Finland.
>>79116355
lost at tupac
>>79123563
>M-91
>not glorious M-28/30
>not even M-39
YOU DISGUST ME.
do americans feel safe in their everyday life? I didn't feel very safe when I was visiting the country, but it might've been just the fear of unknown
in finland I can pretty much get blackout drunk, take 10 wrong turns middle of a night and nothing will happen to me
>>79123557
fug nig sorry
too fucking tired but cant sleep because el train leaving at el nine been awake whole night
fug
>>79123782
I feel fine, even when I did things like that.
>>79123782
i think so but not to walk around drunk
i live in rural texas and it would be unsafe to walk around drunk at night because of shit like wild boars
in the cities you have cops to worry about and niggers/spics trying to rob you
>>79123840
Why are you sorry, lol.
I meant the burger.
>Master troll in disguise.
>>79123060
>>79123172
>>79123557
I am the 62%
I think I might be a finnboo. I even like finnish bicycles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AYdMLKUNSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8A0cJ8a5Mg
Finland more like Funland xxxddd
>>79123778
Nigger what did I post up here
>>79117770
>>79124164
>FREE whopper
god bless America
>>79124164
Fuck your coupons.
T. Burger King employee
>>79123782
In most places in america you can't be drunk in public, my city is an exception.
>>79124164
Ok, thanks for confirming.
You didn't need the Burger King(tm) menu tho.
Are you living the burger meme?
>>79123782
The hysterical media portrays the US to be a very dangerous place. In reality, it's very, very safe. Violent crime is rare. Even petty crime in big cities is probably lower than in a lot of European capitals.
>>79124370
seemed like a fitting choice of proofs
>>79124529
if it makes you feel better, you can see I haven't used any of them
>>79124645
How else could I have proved I'm in USA?
>>79124370
>"With the purchase of the whopper sandwich."
The Jews almost got you there.
>>79124529
stay mad faggot
![days-without-jewish-tricks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DnSCjXF.jpg "days-without-jewish-tricks[1].jpg")
>>79124897
it was too good to be true after all
>>79124207
I live in helsinki and bike along the coastal area almost every day when it's sunny. I usually stop at tori (the same with the meeting's) to buy some muikku fish in garlic sauce
5/5 summerdays
>>79124776
>"How else could I have proved I'm in USA?"
You are so chill, you could move to Finland.
You know the memes as well. Keep posting senpai.
I will go get some sleep. The clock is half past six in the morning, here in Finland.
>>79125595
Fuking 4chan!!! Changing F A M to senpai!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does all people in spurdoland like anime?
>>79125595
when night is only a couple hours, does it really matter? :DDD
>>79125846
![nimetön[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xq6ZpaG.png "nimetön[1].png")
>>79125846
only hopeanuoli
>>79111450
too fucking cold senpai
>>79113251
please dont speak penguin desu
>>79109788
can someone explain?
>>79125848
How do you know so much about Finland.
I thought American think that Finland is just full of polar bears or something, lol.
>>79111842
>commie blocks
Toothpaste, I.... I hate to break it to you, but there is absolutely no way to make commie blocks look good
>>79126602
saw a headline about night being too short for ramadan mudfags so they have to cheat and use Saudi's clock or some shit
>not taking this as a sign to GTFO
>>79124159
>wild boars
C-can you hunt and eat these boars? They have delicious meat.
>>79126901
Yeah its clearly a sign that islam doesnt belong here
>>79126594
he told the cleaning lady to "look" because he wanted to show the toilet was broken but he didn't know how to communicate it in swedish
instead he passed as a huge autist that just wanted to show his huge turds be flushed down the toilet to someone else because the toilet worked right
so the toilet subverted his expectations (and of people reading the story) and put him in an embarassing situation, this is where the story derives its humor from
>>79108937
OP is a retarded anime weeb, jesus christ man.
Get yourself together.
>>79127171
>Islam == BTFO
Even the night is their enemy in Finland.
>>79127332
PEPE NATION
>>79127418
VAPE NAYSHYALL
>>79113617
>>79113515
I talked to a finn once about his native tongue; strangely he said he preferred english more as a language, because despite its complexities, its a heck of a lot more simple than finnish, and more people speak it.
Is Finland fucked when it comes to migrants? What is the deal over there in general?
>>79128136
30000 came here last year we have like 1% muslims here. In town where i live there is none. Most of them live in Helsinki.
>>79128317
You guys gonna be ok?
>>79126613
I like comfyblocks the way they are desu.
>>79128443
For now yes but its only matter of time when new wave of then comes
>>79128691
Fexit when?
>>79128691
Is there some sort of counter movement or are your politicians traitors?
>>79128905
Probably never we are so small country that we depend on eu.
>>79128956
Finland is pretty cucked
>>79129708
Godspeed man. I'm swimming in shitskins where I live :(.
>>79130023
GTA detected
Move into the burbs, it's still white
