Let's have a fresh game of Risk
I was the merchant empire last game and fucked everyone up. format is as follows
>Name
>Color
>Location
>>79075569
starting at 5 btw
>>79075569
Land of Kek
Pink
Israel
>>79075806
no pink , ill put you as purple
>>79075569
Nok
Brown
Nigeria
Julius Caesar
Red
Great Britain
>>79075569
Take blue and northwest corner, Principality of Vodka
>>79076130
Iceland?
OP are we using capitals?
>>79076130
Northeast, sorry.
>>79076237
nah ; couldnt be bothered using that mechanic sorry mate
1 more to start
Mongolia
Gold
Finland
>>79075569
>Eastern Imperium
>Blue
>Afghanistan
Independent Republic of Ireland
Ireland
Green
>>79076535
Or teal, if blue isn't available anymore
>>79076535
I took bwue fag
>>79076733
I did just after I posted, sorry
>>79075569
Gujarat
Yellow
Gujarat-peninsula in india north
>>79075569
Dark Olive
Cephalopod Kingdom
Any location that is reasonable
>>79076820
No problem, I should've look which colour are taken in the first place
muffdate 1
nations start out
blue in russia looks huge but just very large provinces
>>79076820
Eastern Imperium will become Land of Kek's greatest ally.
Kek wills it.
>>79076908
>>79076932
Was already posted after i saw you guys. sorry!
>>79076976
Invade province to the south.
>>79076976
>>79076932
Add me in Greece
>>79076976
Serbia
Orange
Milosevic's Fantasyland
>>79076976
Tunisia
Yellow
Forget Gujarat, that was me
>>79077054
can you add me in now?
>>79076976
>Names are lowercase and not even slightly synchronized
OP you fucking cunt WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Expand in Nigeria
>>79077188
Spills west
>>79076976
Mongolia:
>Finish conquering Finland and head to St. Petersburg
>>79077110
Edit: I gtg, forget me altogether.
>>79076976
Fill Afghanistan, spills go into Tajikistan, then Kyrgyzstan and - if there are still leftovers - into Turkmenistan and Uzbekiztan
>>79076976
MOVE INTO ICELAND
>>79076976
My roll for this turn is to fill Greece and spill north
>>79076976
Into France
>>79077327
Dont attack, lets NAP
>>79077423
NAP with me?
GREAT MONGOLIA WILL RULE THE WORLD
>>79077423
NAP ACCEPTED FUCKING GERMANS REEEEEEEEE
>>79077625
Sure, I'm allied with Ireland in the other thread I was hoping he would here too.
>>79077696
Nice
Yellow is pretty much dead on other thread so Teal and Blue can help me finally kill Russians. And I can attack Germany.
>>79077817
The Russians ceded them the land before they were gone. And now the GERMANS ARE ON MY ASS
Waiting on land of Kek
>>79077725
oh hey suomi
Can I still join?
>Portuguese Empire
>Any color
>Portugal
>>79077976
kek wants rest of israel spill eypgt
>>79077976
nope im Grizzly.
Look in my trip it says bear
>>79078056
when did he say that
>>79078123
Just now
>>79077085
>>79077153
OP OP
O
P
O
P
let me know if I'm in
>>79077976
Muffdate 2
>>79078325
Claim France
>>79078325
Continue expanding in the small West African countries
>>79078325
Land of Kek seeks Jordan spill Syria
>>79078325
Fill Greece, spill to Turkey
>>79078325
Move into Sweden
>>79078325
Take the rest of Romania and Bosnia. Spill into Croatia and Bulgaria.
>>79078325
Fill Iberia
+2
>>79078325
Aim for Pakistan, spills fill Uzbekistan
>>79078470
Greece, NAP? Don't think we should have to fight.
>>79078470
that includes that one big island that is south of Greece that is needed for the bonus
>>79078507
Do you want to NAP since we are close to eachother?
>>79078325
Continue invasion of southern land.
>>79077319
NAP with me
>>79078768
You bet.
>>79078783
Sorry, southern province is Kazakhstan. Ignore my stupidity.
>>79078325
Can i join as germany?
Ay where my niggas at
>>79078783
Sure, you can have Kazakhstan, everything south of it belongs to me
>>79078325
CEDE ENGLISH LAND TO ROMANS THEN TAKE NORWAY
>>79078987
Works for me.
>>79079008
So all provinces on the island including scotland?
i was literally uploading when you said this!
>>79078943
do the format then
>>79079124
Then we have a deal.
>>79079008
hurry up mate or ill just mupdate
>>79078620
>>79078862
Yes, we both thought of it, so it is good, let me know what lands you want, right now I am just taking greece and turkey, we could possibly defend each other if anything becomes a problem, the cephalopods are a honorable race
>>79079204
Yes. All Scottish land included.
>>79079447
I don't plan on leaving mainland Europe. Everything south and east of Greece you can feel free to take.
muffdate 3
an unusual border has happened in norway and players get NAP and alliances underway already!
>>79079694
Fill Iberia
+2
I bet my roll is going to be a 1 or a 2
>>79079778
haha
land of kek wants rest of syria spill saudi arabia
>>79079694
Finish taking over Romania. Spill into Albania then Bulgaria.
>>79079694
Continue invasion of Kazakhstan
>>79079694
Gray
Holy Empire
Poland
>>79079694
Defend, spills into Denmark.
+4
>>79079694
Continue expanding through the small countries, growing the power of Nok
>>79079822
How the fuck you gonna roll without having at least a name and not even counting your bonus
>>79079694
Fill Uzbekistan, then India
Bonus +5
>>79079855
Oh shit. Dubs! Put everything left into Russia.
>>79079956
Oh, yeah, and Bonus +2 after Kazakhstan is taken.
>>79079694
Fill Turkey, also the little island south of Turkey, spill to Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan
Thanks Ireland !
Take france
>>79079694
MOAR SCANDINAVIA
>>79080155
HOLY SHIT DUBS!!!
ATTACK THE GREEN CANCER IN NORWAY
May I join?
Duneworld
Yellow
Horn of Africa
>>79079913
the name is land of kek you imbecile and can be verified by the id
>>79080276
HEY FUCK YOU NORWAY IS ACTUALLY WHITE!
>>79080345
>implying Kek stands with you and not me
>>79080666
you will be punished for your actions you ungratful satan
>>79080666
Satan trips check'd
>>79080345
>>79080719
Would you like to NAP, we are close and I dont want to fight you, there are better ways to spend our time.
>>79080719
With Kek on my side I have no fears
>>79080839
Yes i accept
mupdate 4
A large war errupts in scandinavia (stalemate last round)
Alliances form and insults passed around
Nok rises quickly in the south
>>79080904
Wonderful, may both our nations thrive.
>>79081050
Expand the Nok culture and influence in the +1 countries in Africa
>>79081050
Land of Kek claims rest of saudi arabia, spill Yemen and that other ahithole next to it
>>79081050
GTFO GREEN SCUM OUT OF OUTTER MONGOLIA (norway)
NUKE IRELAND IN THE DICK!!
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
FULL CHARGE
>>79081050
Finish conquering Albania, spill into Bulgaria.
Russia looking pretty stronk.
>>79081050
Kill Mongols.
+6
>>79081050
Finish poland,if able go to czech rep.
>>79081050
Fill India complete, spills into Turkmenistan then Iran
Bonus +6
>>79081050
Fill Turkey, spill to Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan
>>79081209
Hahah, your bonus is +2. Move east and I'll spare you.
>>79081050
Fill the rest of Iberia. Spill into Africa and get me some Argelia.
I think that if I complain about my rolls I'll get good rolls.
>>79081050
Push hard into Scandinavia. Spend everything there.
>>79081050
Finish off nation then head west.
YO KEKLANDS i wont fuck with you if you do the same.
I want ethiopia.
>>79081254
Alliance?
>>79081470
I wont bother you
>>79081274
Official alliance?
>>79081577
Of course. Get rid of Mongol scum in Finland though, it's yours definitely though.
NAP/Alliance list:
>Brits
>Russians
>>79081050
FRANCE THEN ITALY
>>79081690
Let's make it more like a defense agreement. If someone attacks you, I'm with you, but I don't want to be dragged in any aggresion wars. Deal?
>>79082044
Mutual defense, then? Sounds good.
Mupdate 5
Ireland stormed 1 territory in sweden
the Vodka drinkers tried to take provinces in sweden but the mongols counterred and took 2 russian provinces instead
the Nok culture is rising in africa and the keklands is growing strong , Portugal is also having a trip around northern africa
>>79082422
Finish claiming Omen and U.E.A. and spill Iraq
>>79082422
Finish poland, go south
>>79082422
REMOVE MONGOLS
>>79082422
March into Croatia and Slovenia.
Spill into Austria.
>>79081896
Wanna be friends?
>>79082422
Fill Argelia
+7
>>79082422
Fill India, spills into Turmenistan then Iran
>>79082391
>Mutual defense
Exactly what I meant. Nice.
>>79082422
To Senegal and Mauretania
Any spills go to Mali and Niger
>>79082422
take italy
>>79082422
BUTTFUCK THE MONGOLS IN FINLAND AND RUSSIA
>>79082422
Finish off Somalia and Ethiopia.
>>79082422
shit, fuck.
FAGGOTS TRYING TO GANGBANG ME
FULL DEFENCE MODE, CLAIM LAND AFTER THE ATTACKERS LOSE THE FIGHT
DEFENCE-DEFENCE-DEFENCE-DEFENCE-DEFENCE
>>79082634
Hey what's your plan on not dying, considering your surroundings?
>>79082634
Forgot - then spill to Lybia
>>79082699
i give up... jewlius cesar inherites the throne of great mongolia
>>79082704
Also plus one bonus
>>79082699
CYKAAAAAA
>>79082712
I BUTTFUCK THIS BITCH
FINLAND IS MEIN
>>79082699
DUBS GET
>>79082809
The Portuguese never die. I'll be coming for you too.
>>79082919
You're threatening me now after invading my continent?
>>79082422
Take Armenia and Azerbaijan, then spill from Sicily to Libya
>>79082698
Hey I need to use part of Italy to Hop on over to Libya, not an agression, I will cede all land taken back to you
>>79082634
Looking for Allies, Portugal? I may be able to help you from any eastern aggression.
>>79082976
Nigger.
>>79083068
Non-aggression pact? Stay out of Russia, I stay out of non-Russian Caucasus?
>>79082698
>>79083068
Julius?
>>79083108
I always welcome Balkan people.
>>79083251
Yes I agree that border suits us, I will not invade Russia.
>>79083396
Good to hear. Best luck in Africa.
Waiting on julius's answer to Celphalopod's request
>>79083396
By the way. I never threatened your way of life. You can keep Mediterranean Africa right now
>>79082698
Would you like an alliance? It would include not allowing the turkroaches into Lybia.
>>79083395
I'm not really asking, just hop me over to libya, then if he has enough tiles he can take sicily, or i ceed it to him
>>79083526
I can? You "allow" me? Africa wasn't, isn't and will never be yours.
>>79083561
Can't do that without his perm sorry
ill see if he replies next mupdate
>>79083535
>>79083630
You're asking for a beating now you cunt
>>79083514
>>79083645
Not a request, either do my move first so that i have land in Libya to expand, then let him invade, or I will just invade the land
>>79083702
Do you want to ally?
Mupdate 5
Ireland facefucked the mongols and the russians entered from the rear end :)
Nok and Portugal aren't getting along
Julius is rising slowly
>>79083854
Fill Russia
>>79083854
Begin invasion of Estonia, then Latvia, then Lithuania
>>79083854
Fill Iran, Turkmenistan, Sri Lanka and the Maledives, if possible
Bonus now +16
>>79083854
Where did you put my spill tiles then, i should have two spaces in Libya, Invade Sicily, then jump to Libya
>>79083854
Claim rest of U.A.E spill Iraq and then Iran
>>79083984
Fixing bonus, OP, can you talk to me, you skipped 3 tiles of mine last turn which is alot on this map
>>79084004
Ignore Iran, do Eypgt instead
>>79083966
Spills into Germany.
>>79083950
JULIUS, VLADIMIR, McFINNEGAN! RISE!
>>79083854
Finish taking Hungary then move into Slovakia and Austria. Fight the poles if they take any of these territories.
>>79083854
Sudan and spill into South Sudan
No h8 Nok
Into Germany
>>79084078
you do realize that julius rolled before you so he got the land, im not going to teleport you to libya out of nowhere . ask him for sicily for a bit im not the one doing the diplomacy here
>>79084133
Dubs! Spill into Czech Republic.
>>79083854
Go south and get Czech Rep. And Slovakia,then go north to Lithuania
>>79083854
Fill exactly 2 territories in Chad and attack Portugal in Algeria and Morocco, knocking out their bonus
>>79083854
Fill Tunisia and Lybia
Fuck, I had my bonuses wrong
>>79084175
tell OP to let me use your land to get to Lybia, hes being a dingus about it and doesn't understand basic logical reasoning
>>79084175
Let's be allies.
Don't allow the turkroaches into Lybia, please
>>79084199
>>79084199
I said then to just invade his one tile, I wanted it for one turn then was going to let him have it, I said I wasn't asking him, I was just using it, so if he owned it, then I owned it, how is that hard to understand
>>79084286
Spills go to attacking them in Tunis
>>79084286
>>79084549
Rat
>>79084147
Want allegiance? Will help you get the south of Africa and give it all to you.
>>79084463
Also then can you give me those 3 tiles this turn, cuz thats like a whole big part of my last turn skipped
>>79083984
To this move, just invade without asking, he's not replying, and take Lybia
>>79084723
allies it is
>>79084723
Yes Portuguese I will accept
>>79084861
You're going to need help against the Roman
>>79085226
>>79083766
I wanted to seek you as an ally. Would this be acceptable to you?
>>79085136
>>79085217
My bros
>>79085423
Absolutely
7. Total chaos errupts in Africa with everyone vying for land. Portugal loses most of its moroccan and algerian land while the celaphalosomething lands in Tunis and Libya
Germany is being filled up with many nations
>>79085579
Invade Poland. No mercy.
>>79085579
Take the rest of Russia, including Crimea. If anything left, invade Ukraine.
>>79085579
Take Morocco completely and defend.
Spills go to attacking Duneworld in Sudan and South Sudan
>>79085579
Take those two little islands below India and head into Chad.
>>79085579
I want the rest of Eygpt and spill to that place east of me
following this concede all my land to my German friend in the Eastern Imperium
>>79085579
Fill Iran, can I gift my spill to my friend Vodka?
>>79085740
Also I'm +9
>>79085682
>+18 bonus
G_G
>>79085579
Defend
>>79085789
>Quitceding
OP don't allow this
>>79085740
Bitch, you better not fuck with my homie.
>>79085740
>>79085803
Use my spill defending against Duneworld first please
>>79085579
I have no clue how attacking and defending works but attack in Morocco
Duneworld, lets forge this alliance with your attack on Nok in the south.
>>79085579
Attack Polish, cede Kaliningrad land to Russians.
>>79085803
Defend with it. I have enough to take all of Russia and a little Ukraine, if unopposed.
>>79085905
CANCEL THAT ISLAND THING.
>>79085905
Fuck, I mean, defend in Morocco.
>>79085740
>>79085856
What the fuck, mate? Help me.
>>79085579
Any vacant positions??
>>79085977
>>79085897
I do, but I guess there should be still something left.
>>79086003
ayy lmao
>>79086055
you can take over purple!
how convenient!
>>79086052
HOLY SHIT IM ATTACKING CHAD
>>79086171
No redirecting faggot
>>79085579
Take Egypt, Spill goes to Israel
>>79086091
What country is your flag from, btw?)
I want all of germany
sorry ireland ill make it up to you soon
take all of germany please
>>79086171
True friend. If I survive this, I will help you in anything you want.
>>79086234
Bulgaria
What are you, uneducated?
>>79086171
THE FUCK MAN WHY
>inb4 stealth rare
>>79086227
>This post exists.
>>79086151
Alright defend from any invaders then. Dont know the bonus
>>79086319
DUDE THANKS
I FINALLY HAVE UR FLAG
>>79086299
Czech that flag, nigger.
>>79086299
They make great AK's in your country, my friend has one and I am buying one after I pay for my CC license
>>79086299
Fun fact: You have no way of knowing things unless you learn them.
Thanks anyway
>>79086230
spill from that to Syria
>>79076549
Im taking UK. Greece and Italy to own the Mediterranean.
MUPDATE 8
TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
these bonuses make the battle calculations fucking ridiculous
>>79087099
Take Belarus, I guess. Cede German land to Roman Britons.
>>79087099
Defend from the Portuguese and destroy Duneworld
>>79087099
seeing as how you didnt concede my land i want to invade israel back and spill Turkey
>>79087099
Defend, if attacked,
Everything else invades the land of kek throgh Oman and the UAE
>>79087099
Retake lost land and push into Africa
+7
>>79087099
Take Ukraine and that country to the north of it. Any remainder goes to defense if I need it/
>>79087255
we have already replaced you
fuck off cunt
>>79087099
Defend my lands
cephalopod please assist.
take germany, spills into netherlands / belgium
>>79087099
Fill Syria, Spill to Iraq and Saudi Arabia
>>79087099
This is Milosevic. I'm in the car on mobile.
Finish Poland. 18 bonus. Home soon so I can repost if needed
>>79087466
DUBS!
Take back my lost land and push into chad
>>79087371
Lets make our treaty a complete alliance, shall we?
>>79087685
Agreed. I declare war upon the Land of Kek.
>>79087099
Can I take Gold?
If so:
The Netherlands
Gold
The Netherlands
Declare war on everyone and invade Germany.
INDEPENDENCE HERE WE COME!
>>79087099
ATTACK NOK IN FUCKING MOROCCO
>>79087466
>>79087648
We will be victorious.
>>79087792
You're a real brother!
>>79087792
Also, rename me "Empire of Vodka" or "Vodkese Empire"
>>79087939
Since I don't need to defend, give my spill to Portugal against Nok, pls.
E'ryone, we need to focus on Nok.
9. Total chaos again
Dunelanders get pushed back to the horn
Land of Kek absorbed by imperium
Holy Empire gets skullfucked
Portugal lays open for the taking as Nok's bonuses are enough to wipe out most of iberia
>>79088162
What the fuck have I done
And you can't give rolls lol
>>79088321
Fuck you nigger
>>79088291
Defend, if attacked
Invade Somalia through Maledives and expand as far as possible into nok clay
>>79088291
In my final effort I attack Nok.
>>79088291
Defend from Portugal
Destroy Duneworld
Attack the Eastern Empire in India and Saudi Arabia
All in consecutive order
>>79088291
Invade Czech and Austria, try to take as much bonuses as possible from orange.
>>79088291
Full update-
As it stands, I'm allied with Ireland and Jewlius, as well as EE. I have nonagression with Cephalopods.
As of Ukraine Annexation, I have a 17 bonus.
Milosevic, alliance?
Put everything into defense for now, and everything I don't need into supporting EE. I may change defense to attack later.
>>79088291
Attack Nok
EVERYONE GIVE ME SOME ROLLS AND SPILLS. IF YOU DO I'LL RESPOND WITH LOYALTY UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME AND WILL HELP YOU IN ANYTHING YOU NEED.
>>79088689
You can't give rolls jackass
Your bonus is 5 stop being a jew
>>79088661
CEDE ALL LAND TO VODKA
