>>79008424
space niggers
The Jews will destroy it
The diversity hire in americas nuclear program presses the wrong button.
The universe is not going to end. ''Everything freezes'' or ''universe collapses on itself and becomes a super massive black hole'' is not the end of the universe.
>>79011121
>the whole universe
the jews doing it is more believable than this post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Revelation
It won't.
>>79008424
>Vacuum metastability event
Don't even joke about shit like that.
>>79011486
This
Who cares? I'm LARPing about angels n shit
>>79011645
What the fuck does it even mean? The whole thing coalesces into a neighboring universe like two bubbles combining? First I've ever heard "Blg Slurp".
It's what that picture looks like.
>>79011645
what does that even mean
man i wish i knew science
t. history major
The combined weight of amerifats is somehow going to create a black hole big enough to eat everything.
>>79011963
>>79012015
A hypothetical vacuum metastability event would be theoretically possible if our universe were part of a metastable (false) vacuum in the first place, an issue that was highly theoretical and far from resolved in 1982.[2] A false vacuum is one that appears stable, and is stable within certain limits and conditions, but is capable of being disrupted and entering a different state which is more stable. If this were the case, a bubble of lower-energy vacuum could come to exist by chance or otherwise in our universe, and catalyze the conversion of our universe to a lower energy state in a volume expanding at nearly the speed of light, destroying all of the observable universe without forewarning.
We find patient zero for the god consciousness simulation program and try to shut him down by blocking his internet access.
Then the world marches silently into darkness and humanity becomes an automated algorithm.
The universe never began, so it can't end.
>>79008424
Big Rip then vaporize to the parent universe
>>79008424
it won't. it will become self-aware and capable of reproduction like all living things
>>79012378
go on
>>79011121
Should be "Hadron Collider Program"
>>79008424
We are all merely figments of Azathoth's imagination. When he awakens from his dream, the Universe will pop out of existence, and Azathoth will be alone once more.
>>79008424
Not with a bang but a whimper
>>79008424
Slowly fading away over the course of aeons.
none of the above
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bounce
>>79012162
>not knowing about science because its importance to history
t. history doctorate
>>79011486
>Current year
>Religion
Consider suicide
>>79014796
Wait. NO?!? Is this real????
>>79008424
The big slurp. It's a metaphor for pathways within super sets of the God number.
>>79016170
Atheism is religion too.
>>79016170
>>79008424
The Sun will eventually blow up. Everything has an expiry date. Enjoy the Sun and light and warmth while you can.
>>79014921
> not knowing that we were kingz
t. history proffessor
>>79016376
Ah yes and people who don't collect stamps are stamp collectors
>>79016484
>>79008424
Definitely the Big Slurp and the catastrophic metastability event... unless the Klingons blow everything up first or the Reapers show up.
>>79008424
I think the big rip is very elegant.
The idea is that the universe may eventually expand faster than the speed of light, so all atoms will separate but will still be drawn to each other, only they will never be able to each any other atom.
>>79008424
Th big crunch
everything in our universe works in a cycle, why wouldn't the big bang??
>>79016697
>>79008424
Heat Death erry time
>higgs findings allude to
>universe is inherently unstable
Oh my who else would have known otherwise that the universe is based on chaos.
>>79016571
Atheists vaccinate yearly against flu and read first page of encyclopeadia in christmas eve (24 december). I know that because my friend is from atheist family.
>>79016709
That is not what happens though, the atoms can't even sustain themselves and all the subatomic particles scatter and all qualities of the universe are lost.
>>79016707
I think the tralfamagorians destroying the universe on accident while testing a new space engine is more likely
>>79017020
And their faith in science is at the point where it is like the rest of the religions.
>>79016846
It doesn't though, a black hole is always a black hole and some comets don't have orbits because most debris just wanders the universe aimlessly.
The EU
>>79008424
>only 100 years of modern science and we already know how the universe will shit the bed.
Kek. Personally I'm more inclined towards heat death, unless it's connected to a source not bound by entropy somehow. But how can you apply the "laws" of thermodynamics to the whole universe?
Also, If you're just going through an existential crisis, remember that you will spend one-third of your life sleeping and most of your internal functions are autonomous. We just have the extra benefit/curse of consciousness.
don't get riled up about hings like this because in the grander scheme of things, we don't matter, and that's okay tbη.
>>79008424
Niggers
>>79017204
You are incorrect.
The subatomic particles don't scatter, they all still gravitate towards one another. A better way to put it is they are diluted with additional volume. The problem is that the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light. Saying they scatter incorrectly assumes some force is pushing them away from each other, and that is not the case at all.
It is a fundamental point.
Also wtf does 'subatomic particles can't sustain themselves' even mean? You basically just said 'magic'.
>>79008424
>>79016170
t. communism pro
>>79008424
in Heavenly light
Heat death and then after a sufficiently long time a new universe just happens.
>>79017544
>they all still gravitate towards one another
Gravity is the weakest force it will be the first completely overcome by a big rip expansion scenario.
>incorrectly assumes some force is pushing them away from each other,
Are you no longer talking about the Big Rip scenario?
>subatomic particles can't sustain themselves
That isn't what I wrote.
I wrote the atoms can't sustain themselves since there will be a point in the big rip scenario when the force of the expansion will exceed the nuclear forces binding all the subatomic particles together.
After all sentience dies; there is no proof that the universe ever existed
>>79018127
with "gravitate" he meant they are attracted to each other, its a valid use of the word, it does not necessarily imply gravity
https://youtu.be/OZDh4WlBq-A
The big crunch and big freeze have been debunked for years though.
>>79012015
It means there is a possibility that our little corner of the universe exists in a bubble of false vacuum. As in, it's not the vacuumest that vacuum can be. So all the physical laws of the universe that we have come to know and love suddenly change, ending everything as we know it.
For example, perhaps in the potential true vacuum any one of the fundamental forces may be weaker or stronger, and thus every element in the periodic table is suddenly impossible and the entire universe as we know it ceases to exist in its current form. Shit goes funky.
>>79018272
They would not be any attracted to each other at some point either in a big rip scenario either with gravitate as a literal or metaphorical interpretation since eventually the force of expansion would dominate over all attraction from all the other forces combined.
>>79017310
>because most debris just wanders the universe aimlessly.
Sounds like my brother.
>>79018752
anon's brother BTFO he may never recover
>>79018752
Gene Debris from New Jersey?
>>79018127
The weakest fundamental force, known, that interacts with physical matter is the aptly named weak nuclear force. Gravity is much stronger.
>I wrote the atoms can't sustain themselves since there will be a point in the big rip scenario when the force of the expansion will exceed the nuclear forces binding all the subatomic particles together.
You don't grasp that the expansion isn't a 'force'. The atoms are not 'forced' apart. They are more 'diluted'. The expansion isn't a force in the way you are thinking of it. Expansion doesn't actually 'move' or 'exert force' on anything.
>>79017589
Why is the sperm green?
>>79019382
its not sperm, its the blend of yellow and blue paint
>>79014796
Sauce, for the love of God!!!
I mean for research!
>>79019359
You're a retard. In order of descending strength:
>Strong nuclear
>Electromagnetic
>Weak nuclear
>Gravitational
The gravitational force is like thirty orders of magnitude weaker than the weak nuclear.
>>79014796
what the fuck is this
>>79008424
The creator deletes the simulation and turns off the computer
>>79008424
HEAT DEATH
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>>79019359
Gravity is weakest by far.
http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/FundamentalForces.html
If gravity were stronger, several quarks and bosons would not even be able to stay in the atomic nucleus.
You don't understand big rip scenario expansion at all and your original post >>79016709 completely demonstrated that the expansion was a movement in nature.
What about the Big Gulp?
>>79019496
What the fuck, you're supposed to go straight in and straight out, not stir it like a stew.
>thebig
In to the trash it goes
>>79020065
Why is Norway the expert on man on man buttfucking? Swedish on vacation?
>>79014778
>that which is not dead that can eternally lie, for with strange eons pass even death may die.
praise be to the old one, from him we are and forever we shall be, his whim is our existence, his dream is our world, and for when he wakes all cease to be back to the nothingness as it was once was.
>>79020460
Applies to all penetration, nothing to do with butts.
>>79018408
this sounds like some warhammer 40k warp shit.
>>79016995
i wonder...
>>79020065
ya but when you go all the way in your hips and dick area touch the asscheeks, thus green paint.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecophagy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo
>>79017449
>implying that our conscience cannot be uploaded to a machine
>implying that we won't be able to continue this torture for the rest of days.
Only a dumbassss thinks it aint the big crunch/new big bang
>>79016846
That is because of thermodynamics and that would imply that the universe is expanding each time it "bangs" going forward this would be fine however it as would mean that the universe was smaller beforehand and at some point existed at 0 XYZ or in other words you only put the beginning further back.
the universe is steady state and will never end
>>79021740
Do you also believe in tired light?
Jews
>>79016932
this and only this
>>79012320
What?
>>79008424
Slurp.
>>79014796
I need sauce bro
>>79008424
with a big suck and a even bigger cumshot
>>79008424
everything becomes an enormous black hole.
>>79016697
>LIVE IN FEAR'O DA BIG SLURP
>>79008424
A long time in the future far beyond humanity.
>>79017837
Underrated
>>79014796
Is she... is she drinking the horse butter?
>>79016697
>>79016867
>>79016170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OumNAWWSoI
>>79008424
>dark energy
>higgs
>gravity
listen to this jewish bullshit
>>79021355
our cells are being replaced constantly, we get a new brain every year. How can we digitize it when the variables aren't constant?
>>79017204
>subatomic particles
holy shit you retards will believe anything
>>79008424
>vacuum metastability event
This technically wouldn't be the end of the universe. It would just be the rebirth of the universe. It may already have happened outside if the observable universe in which case it wouldnt affect us.
It would also be observable. Given the rate of expansion of space, if it happened far enough away, somewhere in the sky would be completely dark; that darkness would get closer.
We'd still only get a couple of years notice at best.
someone is going to chew 6 gum
It won't because we wont allow it
The heat death is the most possible desu.
It's also the most terrifying.
>>79008424
I thought they already proved it as the big rip because the universe is actually still accelerating, so it couldn't crunch?
>>79008424
i think it'll mostly all be dead and frozen up, right before a big crunch/slurp.
>>79008424
Your universe will come to an end from diabetes.
Tbh the big freeze nakes the nost sense and has the most logic and science behind it.
t. amateur phycisit
>>79025860
Juden, I'm SS.
>>79022108
Think of a boiling pot of water and the bubbles that are rising up from it.
Now think of our universe being one of those bubbles and expanding.
From our POV, everything seems stable.
But that bubble is not stable and only exist for a brief moment in time.
It can all just disappear as quickly as the big bang happened.
>>79027840
They don't know where the acceleration is coming from or if it is relying of some kind of fuel that may exhaust at some point.
>>79014796
I'm 12 what is this?
>>79014796
hot
>>79020974
Some chicks dig it when you stir the pot, that doesn't mean you always have to lick tbe spoon.
>>79008424
First 2 (stars die out) then 3 (gravity halts expansion, everything slowly drifts back into a black hole containing the entirety of the universes mass ultimately triggering another big bang at one point)
Who knows how often it already happened?
>>79023345
Google says it's good for you.
And voting Big Crunch. Don't see how as the expansion is accelerating, but I like the idea of a cyclical universe.
>>79016697
>le
so reddit has picked up that habit again, eh?
Does this mean you'll stop doing the ((((()))))) shit soon?
