>I'm here for the job interview
>>79002019
DROP THE GUN NOW
>>79002019
You're hired
t. US army
>>79002162
Hmm, a machete saw hybrid. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Sorry you are overqualified...
>>79002019
Excellent, your cousin told me you were an avid jungle adventurer! You even brought your own machete! Good show my good man!
Perfect, I have intel on where the gays are hiding, you can start right away
>>79002398
We're gonna live like kings, we are.
>>79002019
Here's your koran kid, now go to the fifth door on the left back of the mosque, ask for Jaffir. He'll get you started.
>>79002019
OI BIN THAT KNIFE
>Calls him a neckbeard in the filename.
>He doesn't have a neckbeard.
You can't fool me OP. He's no neckbeard, he's just a fatass. Get it right shitlord.
>>79002019
You will be a excellent tree cutter.
You are hired.
>>79003323
kek