>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>burglary, rape, assault, robbery, shootings
>cops understaffed
>dispatch chicks laughing at callers
Last night:
>cops fighting with dispatch
>fireworks, explosions
Last weekend:
>30+ shot
This week should be fun as we approach July 4th.
macaroni time for them chiraq savages
It is now 11 in Chicago.
Get /comfy/ and tune in.
>>78998747
>fireworks are illegal in Chicago
>open hydrant with no adult supervision
Goddamn white kids.
>>78999454
that is hooliganism that I will accept in my community.
>male black in a black hat, dragging female
>basketball in the alley
>obstructing traffic
>being loud
total chaos!
>kids throwing rocks at cars
>>79000209
Seriously though can you imagine walking down the street and then a group of "kids" throw rocks at you...?
>>79000351
>almost 11:30
>1500 listeners
Seriously you can gauge the happening based on the listener count.
It will be over 2000 in the next hour.
>>78998747
I have this over my speakers.
I am propped up in my bed listening to this.
Comfy as hell enjoying the fact that I live nowhere near the jungles of chicongo
>blood from a stabbing, victim collapsed
>>79001501
I lived in Chicago in 2008, in the city.
Walking across town during July 4 was crazy. Literally looked like a war zone (smoke, people running, explosions).
Cops mostly did nothing.
how does anyone live in this shithole?
>2 niggers rob white male
>jefferson and adams
>black trying to steal bag from white
Jesus when will the hipsters wake up.
>>79001802
let them get their multicultural experience.
>>79001890
>enriched
how much do you think white cops and firefighters in chicago hate niggers.
My uncle is a firefighter in cleveland, and he rants about sick niggers who are too lazy to move and fall down and shit, don't take care of themselves, so the firefighters have to come get them. Else you get roasted nigger.
>>79001959
dude how much do you think black cops hate blacks in chicago?
probably more than the white cops.
>anonymous disturbance
>with children
>>79002016
I imagine black police officers hatred for other blacks is probably how we feel about white leftists.
>brother was shot in the hand
>>79002163
I could second that.
Now is anything happening in chicago or is this just their average run of the mill night?
This is good stuff
It is like playing wack-a-mole (nigger). Bop one and others pop up in other areas.
>fireworks making the house shake
This is just Chicago being Chicago mate.
It happens every night.
fireworks making the house shake!
HAHAHAHA
>>79001755
At least everyone is armed on the 4th so a kebab attack won't be successful.
shots fired!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is comedy gold!
>>79001794
why are vines a thing, all of them are brainless stupidity
>>79002347
>everyone is armed
Not the white northern hipsters. They go to gun-free-art-galleries.
>>79002503
that is why niggers love them
>>79002347
>Everyone is armed
>In Chicongo
topkek, maybe only the cops and gangs
one good thing about having a job with dispatch is that you know you won't be bored at work.
>>78998747
Lots of people were injured and killed in Chicago during Father's Day weekend.
>Father's Day
Making sense.
best one I ever heard was a call for black people chasing away and trying to scare white people on a street corner and it was that same nasally cynical sounding operator that works 24/7
>niggers hiding in alleys
let's take a short cut!
>>79002311
There is literally nothing wrong with Chicago mate.
I live at 95th/Halsted, walk everywhere and have never been robbed or assaulted. Just stay on the south and west sides and you will be alright.
>>79002918
>Just stay on the south
Troll.
I am so glad I don't live anywhere near niggers
>>79003077
Where do you live?
Above the freezeline?
>>79003268
rural areas don't have niggers unless you're in the south
>crazy black woman at Popeyes drive-up wearing dewrag swinging a book bag at people
>nigger female wearing do-rag swinging bag at people in Popeye's Chicken drive thru.
If that doesn't sum up Chicongo...
>>79003322
>>79003328
lmao'd at that too, glad I am not the only one.
Seems like a fun place, fireworks every 15 minutes
>>79003328
Does that not sum up America?
>>79003268
I live in California - in one of the few remaining WHITE areas. No niggers around here.
Tell me about how they laugh at people
>>79003404
yes. yes it does!
Holy shit plane down! Listen to zone 1!
>>79003431
nightly OP here.
sometimes the callers have ridiculous calls, and the dispatch start laughing at them.
just tune the fuck in bro.
>>79003404
Hey congrats on your brexit, btw.
>>79003555
I am. Tell me stupid calls
>>79003597
Thanks. It's not actually happened yet though. Cameron isn't invokling the article to leave so we have to wait until October I think before based Boris does the job.
Hopefully we'll invoke the article on the same day as the Trumpire begins.
>>79003036
>t. Never been to Chicago
I have lived in Chicago and am being deadly serious. Avoid Clark, Sheridan and Broadway at all costs. Pretty much anything north of Diversey is a nogo zone.
I grew up at 18th/Karlov and lived for 8 years at 62nd/Honore after that. The south side is fine. Come down here if you ever come to Chicago.
I can imagine the crime scene investigators never get a moments rest
>>79003728
>I have lived in Chicago
* my whole life.
>>79003728
Do you live in opposite land? Or are you a nigger?
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2016/06/19-arrests-as-tight-security-smaller.html
>>79003885
Yeah I don't know about that dude.
If you live on the south side and think it is safe I am betting you live in the 'burbs.
Chicago feed doesn't work for me. My local feed works fine. Is it because there are 1800+ listeners? Wat do?
>>78998747
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alright OP im in
>Henry Zebra 2-4-4-2
>be black
>grow up on the southside
>not be a nigger
>got the fuck out the southside
>move to Harlem
>now i can live in a culturally black neighborhood and surround myself with blacks without fear of getting shot every day
>feelsgoodman.jpg
inb4 nigger
>10 people on the street arguing
I think we all know how this will end
>>79004085
Reload it a few times, or open it in an private tab.
Uber driver getting nigger knifed.
I live in the Chicago area ama
>>79004215
I am the first to line up to love culturally aware intelligent american blacks.
How is Harlem lately? I have not visited for a decade or more.
>>79004338
>area
No one fucking cares about Wisconsin.
>>79004338
Whats a "Henry Zebra, Suspects in Blood" Mean?
>>79004338
are you still alive?
if so, how?
>>79003959
I'm white.
Taking a late night stroll at 63rd/Champlain right now & watching the train go by. Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>79004400
She said numbers after Henry Zebra right? It's phonetic alphabet I believe.
>>79004400
they found shell casings and blood, no suspects at all yet.
another drive-by and nigs don't want to point the finger
>>79004378
I live just outside the city actually less than a mile from the apeout
>>79004539
>Shell caseings in blood
Chicago is literally RL GTA
>>79004459
I don't visit nigger territory
>>79004338
Do you live on the southside? If not, how do you feel not living in the real Chicago? #sox
>>79004638
In chicago nigger territory visits you
in the background on scanner
>AYY I'LL FUCK DAT ASS MAYNE
mfw
>>79004655
I live in oak park just west of the city
>middle eastern man
>living in a beat up car in the alley
>>79004777
trips woah
Suburb Chicago fag here ama
>midnight in Chiraq
>~1900 listeners
>>79004859
what do you do for a living?
why aren't you a cop?
>>79004665
It's true all of the niggers try to go to the better schools in my town but they just flunk out/get expelled
>>79004842
>>79004887
Midnight?
It's barely 11 here.
>>79004887
It's 11:12PM in Chiraq.
>>79005002
Apologies, I am westcoastfag.
>>79004917
I'm a neet working on studying a bit more before going to college
Also you're an hour ahead it's only 11:12 here
mobile here anyone know where I can DL the pro version of the broadcastify app?
>>79002163
True on that one.
I hate white race traitors exponentially more than I do shitskins.
>barely past 11 (lolololol)
>1900+ listeners
this is better than I thought.
>>79005155
on droid I use Radio Scanner Pro, it was like $4 and it alerts me when more than X listeners are online.
no idea about the broadcastify app.
>>79003728
Yeah I'm in Evanston right now and you're not able to even leave your apartment without getting robbed after dark. Wish I was down south, it sounds like they actually eat dinner outside and shit... fuck this gay place
>gang members
>gun
>10-4
>>79005447
Shit bait
>Lots of gang members on the second floor, there's a gun inside
Oh boy, here we go...
>looking at a guy shot in the wrist
>shot in the wrist or somethin
>black male threatening
>>79005662
If I was a chicago cop my secret code name would be 1488
>black intoxicated male is yelling at no one
Dude I just came back from a walk on Lakeshore Drive. There were a bunch of people just sitting and enjoying the lake at dusk, bunch of kids walking home from playing in the sand. Hope none of them get hurt
>elderly intoxicated male is screaming at no one at the end of the street
>someone just attacked the caller
This dude is worth a follow
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
>>79005447
Come home white man.
>>79005775
Nothing happens on LSD... even niggers aren't that stupid
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>79005968
I think there was a guy hanging from a tree a couple months back though
>>78998747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
NATO, confiscating a weapon from a nig on parole, got a crowd building up, around 10 monkeys.
INB4 "good shoot"
>>79006048
lol @ thread theme
>>79006055
>confiscating a gun from a parolee nig
oh lad
>>79004482
Lies and fantasy. A squad will be looking for you just in case.
>>79004859
Die leech.
>>79006237
>open key open key
>someone yelling in the station
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS.
>>79004482
>63rd/Champlain
I used to live in an apartment on 61st and never dared to go below 63rd at night. Have you ever been to that one Aldi's? My parents were helping me move and we passed by there once. There were a bunch of ghetto thugs just loitering outside and my mom was pretty frightened
Can't wait for the system to go digital and encrypted.
>>78998747
Why is my feed so far behind you guys? I only just now heard about the old man screaming at no one.
>>78998747
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>putting a meme arrow in front of a link for any reason whatsoever
>>79003373
You're also a nigger wearing a durag and throwing your bag at people?
why have i never visited Chicongo to start my nog slaying career?
from the sound of it, these cops would thank me
>>79006416
shut your whore mouth
>>79006477
Try reloading it.
Do you have similar shit in Aus? Do the cops broadcast their scanners?
>>79006477
You're on the other side of the planet, m8. The internet is made of tubes, and it takes time for the little carts hauling the packets to get over there.
>They also have to turn them upside down so you see the correctly
ALso: MORE SHOTS FIRED!
>>79006523
>get the fuck out of my thread
>I will put carrots whereever I want
>including in your asshole
>>79006595
yeah, through the same site as well.
not as active as this though
>B and E by women
cool
>>79006477
You are halfway around the world :P Takes time to get to you!
>>79006559
Mother M is working her magic now. By November the new system starts testing.
>11:30
>2000 listeners
>>79006551
realistically if you wanted to murder blacks in the hood it would probably be the easiest to get away with.
I mean not easier compared to being a semi driver that murders people across country.
>17 year old daughter walked out of the house
oh dear
>>79006738
For just nine extra dollars? sign me the fuck up!
>spanish speaking caller
>robbed at gunpoint by three blacks
robbed at gunpoint
>gun free zone
HOW DID THIS OCCUR???
>>79006792
explain what you are talking about.
>>79006738
im not even 900k away from him, and im right up to you guys
>3 black mails mugging two white girls walking throug the city, spanish speaking caller
>overdose female white
>white female ODing at a chicken joint
>>79006595
Yeah we have the same open police scanners here but with a lack of guns and nigs/spics they're not very interesting.
>>79006873
no she was a spanish speaking caller.
>zona de la no pistolas
>>79006888
Are you retarded? Read what I wrote again. And again.
>>79006792
d..d..d...does that mean no more listening to monkey shines?
>>79006873
blame Indiana
and Wisconsin
>>79006922
At a Church's™ Chicken.
Coalburner.
>>79006196
>wah! I don't beREEve you!
Come down here. Its not even that bad, Obama lived over here.
>>79006403
That one on Cottage Grove?
>>79006946
>oi, kitty stuck in tree
>>78998747
So glad I left that city
Looks like a nigger party was going on
i live in chicago and i don't know where the "safe north side" may-may came from. I got my car stolen when it was parked outside a jamba juice in lincoln park
after that i moved to englewood. things are a lot easier down here. I also don't need the car anymore and just take the green line downtown (i'm white btw)
>>79006957
something about digital encryption.
on what? the police scanner?
source.
>>79006958
Yes. If it was just digital it could be decoded. The fire department is that way. The police system will be digital and encrypted. They hate the nigs listening like all of you are.
>>79007085
>waiting for the inevitable crips driveby
OH NO, MELANIE
GET OUT OF THERE
>>79007088
>green line
Garfield Park Conservatory is dope.
>Over 2k listeners
So comfy
>>79007104
CARMA list. Google it. Join it. Learn.
>threats at the gas station, male isn't getting what he wants
here we go
>>79007041
>mate, we got reports of some abo cunt hitting his missus, reckon you could have a gander?
>yeah righto mate, I'll have a wander over and see what's scarn
>Melanie
Being held against her will by
>Valdona (?!)
Oh lawdy.
Ah...anothrr night in Chiraq
>>79003973
I would spray the fuck out of that person
>going to shoot everyone if he doesn't get what he wants.
This shit is fucking crazy.
You're a first world country America.
how the fuck is this mass niggery allowed to happen?
Declare a state of emergency, put a lock down and a curfew in the fucking hood.
Holy fuck.
>>79007181
crap. I enjoy this. I guess this is my guilty pleasure listening in to niggers going to nigg
>>79007275
>>79007041
Kek! I'd listen to that.
>>79007248
gracias mi amigo.
>>79006888
police dispatch will go digital & encrypted, rather than analogue and "over the air", no more scanner broadcast mirrors via the internet, nice trips
>>79007316
go and fix chiraq, cuban man
remove nigger
>>79004332
Don't people usually pay uber drivers with credit cards? I doubt they even have cash on them.
Schenectady says there's active shooters, but the feed isn't coming through.
>>78998747
Seen these before
Open it just out of curiousity
First thing I hear:
>shots fired
Stay classy niggers
>>79007356
nah man, just have another Katrina
>>79007356
the main reason I post this thread every night is because this happens every night and gets 0 news coverage.
>>79001501
That picture is glorious.
We're gonna do this on 4th of july right? It will be fucking chaos.
>>78998747
haha what the fuck, cops fighting with dispatch, fireworks and explosions, is it the 70's again?
busnfihgt
I'll share this gem with you, /pol/.
youarelistening dot to/chicago
Plays police scanners (in this case, exact stream we're listening to right now) with ambient music. Gives it a good feel.
HeyJackAss.com
>>79007471
Yes. it is one of my favorites!
>male black with dredlocks selling drugs on a lot
>>79007504
It will build to a climax on the 4th. Every night this next week will be progressively wilder.
>>79006792
Like that won't be hacked faster than Hillary's emails...
I want to know who this qt is. Can someone look her up? On mobile so I can't. God I want to fuck her as she moans 10-4. I want her to talk dirty to me over a cb. "White female ready to be filled up with a white male's seed"
Anyone else feel this way?
>>79007507
Haha even the coppers are sassy dindu wimminz
>>79006873
>robbed at gunpoint
what did they mean by this?
>Basketball court
Never change nigs
>>79007356
Honestly, nobody wants to acknowledge that this is happening within the black community. The media and the left are trying to shift the blame on white people, while black people in cities like chicago are killing eachother every night. It's sad, we will never fix the problem because we aren't allowed to acknowledge it. Someone on my facebook today said that black on black crime is a myth.
>>79007546
fucking marvelous.
>>79007617
$100 says dispatch is nego, dipshit
>>79007617
yes. she does have that qt voice
>Large group of """"""""kids"""""""" gathered at the basketball court, park is closed
>>79007574
I've got no plans. I do my drinking and BBQing at home. I'll be here sharing the mirth in absolute comfyness, with you fuckers.
>large group of kids gathering in a park
>park is closed
>>79007581
a hobbyist isnt going to decrypt anything. If they could there would be a tsunami of jizz.
>LASHAWNDA LOVEJOY
>>79007727
There are several different dispatch.
>stern white girl
>loud as fuck black bitch
>snarky latino
>>79007727
no. she is clearly enunciating. Thus that rules out negro
>>79007617
10-4
>>79007088
>Englewood
Best damn neighborhood in town and the Green Line and X9 are right on time.
>>79007617
Eileen is her name, and crazy is her game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPxXyKp962Q
>>79007868
How is the flyover?
>>79007925
this is just reason #25,234 I never take public transportation.
>I am going to stack disturbances on you
>stack disturbances
>stack
STACK.
They are working through queues.
VROOM
is a NASCAR event going on while that guy was talking?
lol those motorcycles sounded like they were going pretty fast.
Someone have a glossary so I can work out what the fuck these guys are saying?
>>79007704
the aggressor was aiming a gun at the victims in order to rob them
WIT HIS PANT DOWN IN THE ALLY WAY
>man laying down the alley with his pants down
oh joy!
>>79008050
Wait until they go into a plan. Calls get dumped if they're not serious enough. It'll happen on the 4th in most districts.
OOOHH YEEEAAHH
>Pants down
Well...rape?
Who is there?!?
>>79008164
http://everything2.com/title/Police+Codes
>>79007925
Holy shit, that was hilarious, thanks, anon.
>wife who lives in the basement
>kids knocking on all the doors
>>79008217
>Who is there
I wasn't the only one to hear that right?
>>79008164
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
I can't imagine what it must be like living in a zombie movie 24/7
But I can listen in to what is going on in Chicongo or Cokeland
>>79008221
Chicago uses plain language dispatching for the most part. 10-4 is a two man car. 10-99 is one man.
some fat fuck fallen can't get up, me sides
>>79008251
KEK best one so far
Also Timberland boots, wonder what type that is....
http://carmachicago.com
To all the smart scannerfags in this thread schooling me: thanks, I am amateurfag.
>Try to apply for my FFL in Chicago
>Alderman tells me I cannot obtain an FFL in the city
>Live right near Boystown
>There is a huge market in paranoid gays post Orlando
>I cannot capitalize on it by selling cheap imported handguns, or handguns in general
I fucking hate my city.
>>79007830
Becky Latisha and maria are busy.
>>79007935
Breddy gud. Got sick of waiting for the freight trains when I would take Metra. I usually take the Green Line when going to the loop tho.
>>79008412
>actually almost midnight now
>2100+ listeners
so far tonight:
>shootings
>drunks
>nudity
>open key open key open key
>snarky dispatch
>motorcycle races
chicago-core when?
>check facebook during comfy chicongo listening
>greeted with this
FREE SPEECH
>couple fighting on the platform
>powers been cut
gg
>>79008288
probably more like the zombie movies where they have a settlement but zombies pop up inside from time to time
>>79008488
You know what to do.
Start buying Glocks, sell them on armslist private party when you "get tired" of them.
NIB of course.
>Car shot up
Drive by confirmed
>>78998747
North shore here. The south side makes up a majority of the calls. The mayor is a douche to the police and doesn't let them do their jobs because he's afraid of a "he was a good boi" episode.
>>78998747
chicagofag here - you ever catch the chicago fm club nightwatch on ham radio? some scanners get it
>>79008555
Don't forget the 17 y/o girl being held hostage by her """""boyfriend"""""
>>79008488
>>Alderman tells me I cannot obtain an FFL in the city
Then how do the gun stores operate? Go over his head.
>>79008555
>open key
what's that mean?
>>79008529
Still haven't been on it. I need to ride all the Metra lines again. So much fun except for the heritage corridor.
>>79008169
so blacks being blacks
>>79008587
>female threatening to push the male off the platform
>>79008648
I'd end up in nigger raping cook county jail in a month, senpai.
>>79008670
OH SHIT, WAS IT TUPAC?
>>79008587
LOL fecesbook really is so out of control now.
>Moved from my comfy chair to couch because I don't want to miss a thing going on in chicongo tonight and I was getting too comfy!
>>79008698
a cop had their radio stuck on "transmit"
>>79008690
They don't. There is no legal gun shop I know of within city limits; I personally get my guns online shipped to an FFL in Valparaiso, Indiana.
>>79008676
CFMC is elitist shit. Why did they move meetings to 16?
>>79008698
open key = transmitting constantly, IIRC
>>79008804
find a friendly range and offer explicitly queer friendly gun lessons in small groups.
you could make $200 a head, easy.
>>79008784
>>79008830
unbeknownst to the officer because a piece of equipment is likely pressing the PTT (push-to-talk) button on the side of the radio, it happens a lot
>>79008488
Move. In a previous thread a man claiming to be from a Chicago suburb said that every underwear drawer hid a 9mm pistol. This is both illegal and useless for actual walking around, to say nothing of practice, but it gives you a modicum of protection against B&E men.
Austin here. I don't get where this "safe north side" maymeme comes from. I got robbed in the Gold Coast the other day waiting for some deep dish.
