yeah, poo.
>>78964860
Go back to rebbit with your attention whoring bullshit. People like you deserve the label, fucking poo in loo
>>78964860
North or South?
>>78964860
Why don't you have toilets?
Why do your people look like corpses?
Why don't you eat cows when you all look like starving lepers?
Why don't you guys know how to fucking talk to women that don't smell like warm marmite?
Why do you have an anus in your flag?
Why do you shit in holes and streets when tribes in the amazon use moss as toilet paper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dym7owhmlD0
How do Indians deal with Pakis in general?
>>78964860
i know you're a commonwealth country and all, but i hope you guys don't export poo to our country when we arrange trade deals
Do you wipe your ass with your left hand?
>>78964860
Shills out in full force today...
>>78965330
Honestly, yes
>>78965222
There's a hatred for them, and it's pretty obvious. The entire Hindu community hates muslims and the muslim community hates hindus
>>78966044
Are there a lot of violence going on between you two?
>>78965216
We do have toilets in most homes. Rural areas are... rural.
Idk why you think we all look like corpses/lepers
Women in India are dressed very conservatively 99.9% of the time and dating is barely a thing. plus most of us are beta as fuck.
Shitting anywhere is just more convenient than shitting somewhere
>>78964860
would it be worth it to transfer from europe to there permanently?
>>78965069
West
>>78964860
How do you deal with the rampant autism commonly found among the indian community
>>78966267
Why?
Culture shock would make you shit your pants and go back
>>78966194
Nope, pretty peaceful except for a riot in 2006
>>78964860
How are your women in bed?
>>78965258
ha ha nice joke lmao n1
>>78966474
i don't know (duh) but i imagine they're very tame
Padoo why do you poo in the loo?
>>78966342
no?
>>78964860
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
POO IN LOO MOTHERFUCKER
Why do you guys always always smell like shit?
Also why do you alll lipsmack like make sounds with your mouth when you're not eaching food?
Really are a disgusting race
>>78966623
ha ha
>>78966292
State ?
>>78966711
dont generalize
>>78966929
Maharashtra, mumbai
>>78966917
THE LOO IS MOSTLY BLUE AND IT IS TRUE ITS SAFE TO POO BUT WHAT CAN I DO WITH ALL THIS POO WITHOUT MY LOO FOR ME AND YOU
>>78966261
I think you look like dead people mainly cause of the dark circles around your eyes and as you age it only gets worse when the skin looks like leather. Also thank you for answering my blunt questions.
>>78966348
i love the shock besides repeating same actions gets boring and i´m attracted to bollywood gurlz
everyone i know is gonna have perfect lives moving to india or africa would be a bold, adventurous move
>>78967170
le epic may may
>>78964860
>>78967127
How do you northis feel about Hindi being imposed on rest of India.
>>78964860
is beating the bongs in cricket satisfying?
>>78967245
Bollywood girls are a myth, you'll only find hot girls in expensive clubs on saturdays. You might not like it in India because racism is okay here, and if you're white, you'll get looks from everyone all day long, no matter what u doing.
>>78967024
Not him but every indian ive ever met stunk
>>78967181
eh, the skin color is like that I guess. idk, welcome tho
How do you tell apart poo from your own skin color?
>>78967298
Absolutely believe that there should be a national language kind of thing, and hindi is already spread out a lot. South Indians need to be more accepting I think. Not too confident though.
>>78967024
Answer my question. Im talking from countless personal experiences here (live in westmead literally poo in looville). Also are you suggesting that if i did go to idea that it wouldn't smell like shit?
The only reason why you do these amas is because you're sick of everyone calling you poo in loo and trying to repair your image but in reality you are a race of nothing but smelly disgusting souless dishonest monkeys that live in filth. The only reason your country exists is because so many people think you are Microsoft when you call them
>>78967343
Oh my gosh yes, but it's even more fun beating the pakis. like so fun that lots of people burst crackers after we win and shit
>>78967534
i dont know man i'm used to the smell i guess
>>78967642
we don't. it's part of us
Worst "country" on Earth
>>78967771
India*
>>78967824
lmao
>>78964860
What does your typical day look like, Mr.Poo? What do you do?
>>78967787
so what is beast a win against pakis or bongs.
>>78964860
What is your opinion on prabhu deva?
>>78967517
> you'll get looks from everyone all day long
>racism is okay
that´s my fetish :^)
>>78967771
Do these amas what? first one here man, also yeah our image is pretty shit all across the internet and yes customer support in India is cheap, what's your point
>>78964860
Why is your country literally dirtier than many African/rainforest tribal villages?
>>78967975
>scandal at the curry house
sounds like a hitman level
How to tell difference between average Indian and disgusting pig?
You can't.
Hahahahaha fuck you Indian.
>>78967975
this is absolute nonsense. we don't care about "poo in loo" as much as 4chan does
Why do you all have long ass LOTR names, Vishwasenjuptrak Mehleeptrobroplikanarr?
>>78968111
Lmao what the fuck
>>78964860
I hate you stupid motherfuckers. I manage a restaurant and you inconsiderate fucking cocksuckers come in packs of twelve 30 minutes before close while my kitchen staff is shutting down and order $200 worth of food, which would be nice for my numbers except you send back half of the shit because it isn't "crispy" enough, giving me a boatload of comps corporate can yell at me about. You are rude pieces of dog vomit and treat my staff like shit. Fuck you. I have never in my life met an Indian considerate of human life other than their own.
>>78968086
Like anyone's normal day man I live in the city it's not shittown 3000 everywhere
Go to sleep man it's 3 AM.
>>78968146
pakis
>>78968344
>we don't care about personal hygiene as much as civilized countries do
Fixed
>>78964860
Why won't you just poo in the loo?
>>78968190
Ama stands for "ask me anything" fucking coon. Also i didn't say you were customer support , i implied that you guys set up scam after scam because you are dishonest smelly assholes.
Do your womens cunts also smell like camel shit?
>>78968203
it's not dirty everywhere, only in the rural areas where people don't care about hygiene as much as they care about earning 2 dollars a day so as to not end up commiting suicide
>>78964860
1: What's your religion
2: Do you actually believe it or is it just tradition
3: do you actually worship cows or whatever
4: why is india so damn filthy
5: Do you think india will ever become a first world country without huge poverty or is it just in your blood
>>78968158
He's very famous in south india, not everywhere else
How long before India owns poo-in-pants white countries?
We already run the US and the UK:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income
:^)
I often provide PA systems for asain weddings. Why are Indians so fucking bossy, especially when they don't know shit.
"Its better to have more bass"
Fuck off Saji, i know what i'm doing.
>>78968158
Good Dancer
>>78968334
shut up butthurt paki fag kashmir is OURS
>>78968407
you could keep the store 2 hours longer open if the indian minorities like coming up at late times
>>78968392
lol that's only the south indians and not a lot of them it's just funny
>>78968663
>why do they worship cows?
Cows are known for their pooing prowess
>>78968730
With the exception of that first grill, literally all of them are obese.
USA confirmed for poo-in-pants
What's your religion
>>78968818
Tell that to the half which we stole from you in 47 :)
>>78968754
He wanted more fish you mutt
>>78968407
We are very very used to crispy and spicy food and it's shocking for us when we go to other countries. Agreed, a lot of us are cunts when in public places. Sorry on their behalf
>>78968392
Because most names mean something. My name means moon. So southies keep adding to their names to form ridiculous names like worlddestroyer kinggodemperor or shit.
>>78967712
>national
Hindi is spoken by only 40% of India according to our census , English is our official language , that's more than enough
>>78968398
>>78968111
That's fake , posted a thousand times. It's a inauguration you can even see the green ribbon waiting to be cut .
>>78968334
Compare it with your photo porki
Kek
>>78968489
Oh fuck when did it become 3am
>>78968516
what the fuck is this shit
>>78964860
Why does curry makes me butthole itchy?
>>78968625
Mate i know what an AMA IS but this is my first one and you implied it wasn't, calm down. We don't set up scam after scam whatchu talking about? also no
Murricans, me or them? Be honest pls
>>78968663
It's not just cows, we worship monkeys too, one of our gods was a monkey and we have a special prayer called Hanuman Chalisa dedicated to him. Cows are given thestatus of mothers, etc. It's all for a show though. The cows roam in the streets and eat plastic and die, but the moment you attempt to harm one, there'll be a riot.
Hey little Pajeet
Manjula too
Got a WEIRD thing to show ya
It's called pooing in the loo
Tell your brother, your sister, your cousin Sanjay
You can even wash your asshole with a fancy new bidet
You just make yourself some brown, then you flush it down
Instead of having designated streets all over town
Do your poo
Do your poo
Do your poo quick Pajeet
Come on baby tell me where to poo
IN LOO
>>78968663
1. Jainism
2. Mostly tradition desu
3. Hindus have a "god" that had an avatar of a cow, so no we don't worship cows in general but all hindus respect cows
4. Nobody cares enough about other people to care about hygiene and dirt and all that
5. It will become a first world country but the rural areas will stay as shit as they are right now because they are self sustaining and don't contribute much
>>78964860
Have you ever eaten/Would you eat beef?
>>78968730
what the fuck. i've never seen an indian person shit his pants that just doesn't happen ever
>>78968754
Weddings are really really important for indians, and it's a matter of pride, so they want everything to be perfect
What are your thoughts on Bengalis and Bangladesh. My parents look down on whites, pakis, indians, arabs, chinks, africans, jews and pretty much everyone except Germans and Japs.
>>78969617
Aren't they like 3 days long?
>>78969479
Around 30% population is vegetarian. I am too. I just don't like eating animals.
>>78968984
You admit you stole it. The hatred between our countries is irrational dude, both of us aren;t very different, except pak has more muslims
When you saw a toilet for the first time, did you wonder where the cars came from?
>>78969241
>indian
>we dont set up scam after scam
> WE DONT SET UP SCAM AFTER SCAM
Im starting to think your country is just brainwashed to think what we interpret as a scam you intepret as "honest work" then wonder why the world hates you so much for said work. Enough even to compel internet indians like yourself to come on an anonymous image board and conduct amas just to tell people you dont smell, are hygenic and dont scam.
India, please.
>>78969160
SPICIE MEATBALLE
>>78969479
I'm vegetarian (not vegan)
>>78969628
They're cool people. I understand whyy your parents look down on us even though it's probably irrational
>>78969689
Yep, plus shit loads of prep and stuff
>>78969839
Have you even read anything I posted you complete idiot???? I said we smell and we're unhygienic and i don't know what scam you're talking about but spams occur in every country ever so calm down idk what your problem with India as a whole is
>>78970120
Nice, that's what I thought. Idk senpai you guys get shit on here on /pol/ but at least the ones that immigrate here seem to be decent people. They either seem to be super intelligent (doctors, engineers) or frugal as fuck (quik e Mart owners). Ever think about emigrating?
>>78969823
hoho
>>78969617
Yeah but its not even weddings. I set up for an Indian christian rock band in their church - the main singer was trying to tell me how to mix while on stage - where he can't hear shit.
Also, why the fuck do all Indians over 40 years old snort and juggle snot in their throats? Its fucking revolting. That sound of snorting phelgm around. Fucking horrible.
>>78970299
Not really, I'm comfortable in this country. Might do it for further studies after a few years though. Not very keen
>>78970372 lol idk man he might just be an asshole. also holy shit yes its so disgusting
>>78970459
Happy to hear. Too lazy to see if you already answered this but:
1) age
2) state
3) profession/major
>>78970284
Go back to r.eddit
>>78964860
Really makes you stink.
>>78969823
>Be Portuguese
>be in NATO
>Loose war with India
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Portuguese_India
>>78969009
>toilet inauguration
is that better?
>>78970595
17 lol, maharashtra, and I just cleared 12th grade with 89%, starting my B.Tech. in a couple weeks
>>78970628
What
>>78970829
Lmao nice one
>>78969772
Tell that to other Indians.
>>78970903
>17 lol
Nigga why you say this
>>78970895
Honestly, yes. It's a great thing that toilets are being built in rural places and so the government is trying to make it a big deal
>>78970903
>17
well fuck
>>78971040
sheesh
>>78971092
you?
>>78970895
Political stunts are pathetic in India , they inaugurate everything to take credit for the next election.
>>78971259
19
pro tip : don't say you're underage or you'll get b&
>>78970557
Is it genuinely a big thing in India? I figured it might just be me being a bit racist but almost Indian male i've ever met does it. My 20 year old housemate in uni did it too.
>>78971065
You are right.
But you have to understand the humor behind such an event to the rest of us.
It's like setting a shrine to a wood burning stove.
Don't take it so personal, most NEETs are just mad you guys get the only phone jobs they qualified for.
>>78971320
How do you cats look at the British? Still pissed? Or is it whatever since they brought so much to you
>>78970903
You screwed up kid , enjoy the ban
>>78971389
yeah just clearing the good old phlegm
>>78971415
Hahah yeah I do understand, it's pretty funny to a lot of Indians as well lol
>>78970284
Im glad i got you to admit it :^)
Also your delusions of not thinking you scam people make the world laugh. Maybe there's poo in your brain .
>>78971444
Lots of people are still hating on them but lots of people realise they brought a lot to India and so they're like ok. Lots of people lost a lot of stuff because of them too though
>>78971650
what the fuck is wrong with you what fucking scam are you talking about
>>78964860
is it true that Indians get annoyed at Americans for saying "thank you" very often? Something about the caste system right?
>>78971444
That was 70+ years ago man , no one cares anymore .
But we do still acknowledge the genocide & the complete industrial collapse British imposed on us . We literally went from the biggest exporting kingdom in Asia to a consumer economy that couldn't manufacture its own textiles anymore .
have you ever poo'd in the street
>>78971819
Noo lol what
>>78964860
How can I (whiteboi) convince my Punjabi girlfriend's parents I'm great bf material?
Hardmode: they don't yet know i exist
>>78971928
Not that I remember
>>78971819
Never heard anything like that before .
>>78971989
Jfc are you still trying to meet up with them?
You asked me the same thing a couple of weeks ago on another thread
Or maybe you're someone different and I have you both mixed up?
I recall the person who asked me that had a UK flag as well
>>78971926
>That was 70+ years ago man , no one cares anymore .
You have no fucking idea how bad white guilt is in the west.
>>78971989
Lmaooo it's gonna be so so hard you're probably gonna have to elope. It'll probably really hurt the parents that she's dating a whiteboi
>>78966474
>>78966581
met an indian girl in india ...
you could be surprised
>>78971989
Step1 : get rich
Step2 : get a master's degree for no fucking reason
>>78967712
isnt it the reason why english still is a national language ?
>>78972400
>Step2 : get a master's degree for no fucking reason
kek
>>78972184
lol everyone is over it except themselves
>>78972432
There's no national language in India, the two official languages are Hindi and English though
>>78972178
Nah I'm not the same, never posted about this at all. Just we're quite serious about our relationship and so meet the parents will be inevitable. Just curious about how it will go.
>>78966292
Hey man, are you that 'Comfy in Rajasthan' guy?
>>78972899
I think he's someone different re
This guy's from Maharashtra
Haven't seen the Rajasthanfag for a while now
The gujju also hasn't posted for quite some time
>>78972870
Except the worst and try not to be a dumbass, just be as prim and proper as you possibly can when you do meet
>>78973072
expect***
>>78972870
>Nah I'm not the same, never posted about this at all. Just we're quite serious about our relationship and so meet the parents will be inevitable. Just curious about how it will go.
How well educated are you?
Even though it doesn't matter, Indian parents always put an emphasis on how many degrees you fucking have
Also you gotta have a high paying job or at least have to be stable, economically speaking
Are her parents also diaspora or do they live in India?
>>78972184
Kinda, but we don't see white people very often. So its not entirely the same as USA , you guys have 14% blacks , whose forefathers Caucasians used as slaves .that's a big difference .
We have our own version of guilt to the dalits , who were treated like dirt in the past . They weren't slaves but they were considered "untouchable" mainly because they cleaned the poop, toilets etc, therefore were more prone to illness .
Can you guys stop calling my fucking house trying to sell me car insurance or pretending to be from microsoft customer service? Don't get me wrong, I love picking up the phone and hearing reactions to PAJEET MY SON or when I ask for directions to the nearest desginated shitting street, but it does wear on the nerves after the 11th time in a day.
>>78973440
Yeah let me just tell everyone to stop calling dumbass here what the fuck are you saying man
>>78973440
Just download true caller and block spam calls by default.
>>78973851
these guys have caller id by default and they still pick the phone up
>>78966261
>Shitting anywhere is just more convenient than shitting somewhere
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
do you indians know of artesia, california? supposedly, it is the biggest indian community outside of india. you can correct me if i'm wrong because it doesn't seem that big.
anyways, they are doing construction on a street called pioneer, where all the indian shops and restaurants are. after the construction, both lanes will be one-lane only to put sort of a bazaar in the middle.
they might say bazaar, but it is their designated shitting street. every time i drive by, i see at least two shotting out in the american public. it is the hilarious
>>78974348
wow i really doubt you've actually seen indians shitting on the street in america
>>78972432
Nearly every state in India has its own language , the state's were created based on the language they spoke . There are 29 states in India .
A average indian known about 4 languaged , Hindi is spoken by 40% , English is spoken by 12% of the population , since there isn't a majority we use the neutral language English as official language just as hindi
>>78966261
>Shitting anywhere is just more convenient than shitting somewhere
>>78974525
you're not in america, kunal. they are making it their designated shitting area
>>78974669
lol yeah man
Goodnight and thanks, this was fun
>>78969100
Probably yours
>>78973678
So do it then. Call up your uncle and say "Uncle Rajeet, tell all my cousins to pls stop calling Anon in America. Vishnu be wit u"
>>78965216
At least they can get the flag the right way up, bog wog.
>>78964860
Why do you guys walk with your hands behind your back?
>>78970903
reported
get in here
get in
>>78975493
>>78973245
Diaspora. And I'm in med school so I feel I'll be alright there.
>>78973072 ofc, that was defo part of the plan. Cheers lad
>>78964860
POO WHERE INDIA?
>>78964860
App poo in the loo hain?
Half Pakistani here
Kashmir belongs to us reeeeee
>>78971384
hey man how'v you been? how's you'r grandma doing?
>>78971989
>How can I (whiteboi) convince
unless you'r ultra-rich you can't...and be warned regardless of religion, honor kill is still a thing in Punjab
>>78964860
When are you moving to England?
>>78964860
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
I generally have scrambled eggs on toast, some yogurt.Loads of tea and an apple.
Also please post pics of where you live.
Pic is near my home. It's the flag of my county.
>>78964860
Why do Sikhs and Hindus abort female babies at high rates? I thought they were bro-tier.
>>78979767
Half Indian here, fuck off
>>78982275
my favorite pornstar is half indian desu
>>78964860
Your people are disgusting and need to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>78967127
Do you support Shiv Sena?
>>78974525
Because even going as far a pissing in a bush will get you on the sex offender list in america let alone pulling down your pants.
Indians could not get away with their shit (pun intended) here unless it is very late at night.
ARE YOU GOOD AT MATH/IT?
WHICH SECT OF HINDUISM YOU BELONG TO, IF ANY?
WHY YOU NEVER SHILL FOR YOUR RELIGION ON /his/ AND /x/ AND IS ALWAYS WHITE AMERICAN CONVERTS WITH MUH HARE KRISHNA?
>>78985287
>my favorite pornstar
Which is...???
>>78964860
D
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S
I
G
N
A
T
E
D
>>78980556
she's fine lad
>>78975875
If they're diaspora it should be relatively easier
>>78985889
janice griffith
>>78986128
Can you show me a pick of your toilet?
>>78964860
Hello, Pajeet. I believe I have a virus on my computer. How fix? Do you poo in loo or in street? If so, which street and why?
Are you from Abu Dhabi or Karnataka? Bibi Baba? Abu Dhabi.
>>78986005
>>78986205
>Can you show me a pick of your toilet?
Sure
Are there any good bollywood action films that DON'T have song and dance?
I tried to watch Mission Kashmir but after it started turning into the Sound of Music I couldn't continue.
>>78986863
Kek a picture of your toilet or shitting street i meant.
Now go back to selling fake anti virus software made by a microsoft partner.
>>78974998
India confirmed for handling the bantz.
Thanks.
>>78986159
>janice griffith
Fucking Dropped
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/porn-star-claims-industry-steeped-6130950
>>78986863
That post gave me a designated giggle.
Nice one.
>>78986869
Watch "A Wednesday"
>>78987023
>Now go back to selling fake anti virus software made by a microsoft partner.
You just made very powerful call centers your enemy. Enjoy turning your devices on and off on your own, faggot.
>>78987344
yeah I know she's insane and a feminist, but I don't care she makes me cum.
>>78987453
thanks m8
>>78986159
>>78987344
Wait what?
Jannice Griffith is half-indian?
>>78982012
India has a male heirarchy, and only men can inherit land and work certain jobs. Also muslim rule fucked them up with forced cultural shifts so women are not given the same abilty as men to own property or shit like that, and the Brits couldn't fix it if they tried.
>>78987751
Half Caribbean Indian/ Half American, they left India like 200 yrs ago.
>>78987611
>Liking Insane Feminist Pornstar
FUCKING WHY ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXV-f87up3w&ab_channel=TheStickyman88
is this your dad?
>>78982012
IIRC its largely isolated to rural areas desu
>>78988191
Oh you mean like the ones living in Trinidad and shit?
>>78988466
Some people have a fetish for crazy women, apparently they're good in bed or something
>>78988478
Yah probly Trinni or Guyanese...a Trinni Indian guy sometimes posts in India threads here.
>>78988466
Like I said. She is hot and that's all I care about. I could care less about a person's personal views as long as it doesn't interfere with their work. If they make a good product (in this case porn videos) then I have no qualms.
>>78964860
Explain in few words what is Kali Yuga and how Hinduist scholars see western degeneracy like abortion, gay marriage and so on.
do you ever get tired of curry?
>>78989549
>Implying these Indians know anything about their own religious traditions.
See the 12th book of Srimad Bhagvata for these answers:
>Men and women will live together merely because of superficial attraction, and success in business will depend on deceit. Womanliness and manliness will be judged according to one’s expertise in sex
>Losing their wives and properties to such avaricious and merciless rulers, who will behave no better than ordinary thieves, the citizens will flee to the mountains and forests.
>The citizens governed by these low-class kings will imitate the character, behavior and speech of their rulers. Harassed by their leaders and by each other, they will all suffer ruination.
http://www.vedabase.com/en/sb/12
