Reddit tier thread but lets have at it.
I've been living here for about 3 months for work. Don't want to dox myself too hard so won't get specific.
>>78949152
Where are you from?
>>78949152
what's the worst part about living in Kenya?
What's the one thing you miss most about The West?
>>78949152
>Don't want to dox myself
Are you implying that a large number of niggers there browse 4chan?
>>78949152
What does it smell like?
>>78949152
How many slaves have you raped?
>>78949152
whyd you join the peace corps?
>>78949152
How are the local spear chuckers?
>>78949152
How are you not dead yet?
>>78949152
Funniest story?
>>78949152
Why on earth are you in kenya
>>78949152
>Don't want to dox myself too hard so won't get specific.
You really think we are going to go to Kenya to throw shit at your door?
>>78949152
What did you have for breakfast?
Jambo habari ako
Indian whose family is from Tanzania here. Where in Kenya do you live?
>>78949811
kek
>>78949152
>kenya
>doxed
Lol what are we gonna send pizzas or something
>>78949152
>1 post by this ID
OP was probably eaten by a lion right after pressing send.
>>78949152
Do you plan on responding anytime soon?
How is the food?
I was born in kenya
>>78949152
I have worked in Kenya before. Nice place.
First time ive ever used this...
>1 post by this id
>>78949152
Timestamp or GTFO
Youre the same guy from infinity chan right?
no response...proxy confirmed. i'll have this thread. kenya is actually pretty civilised. nairobi is like any city- there is a horrible slum on the rubbish tip outside it. coastal resorts are fantastic. not as beautiful as tanzania
>>78949152
What surprised you the most about living there?
How easy is it to get jungle mudhut pussy
Will you answer any questions?
>>78950111
nobody actually cares about africongobongo
>>78949299
USA
>>78949480
>what's the worst part about living in Kenya?
Everything is super slow and inefficient, dealing with any kind of administration is a pain. For instance something recent: I paid 30USD for a month internet here, paid for through a website, then had it cancelled midway through the month because they had changed their plan from being unlimited for a month for $30 to being 15 gigabites for $30, two months before, and hadn't gotten around to updating the website. 2nd largest ISP in the country.
>>78949542
Well I don't want any shifty kikes sending this thread to my employer.
>>78949545
Shit and burning trash.
>>78949584
None, yet. I'm pretty sure I could get a loli slave here for just $100.
>>78949594
I didn't.
>>78949628
Whites are treated better here by the nogs than in the US. Also stealing or assaulting a white person is a sure way to get beaten to death or lit on fire by a mob. They see us as a source of gimmedats and view us with reverence, they understand implicitly we're smarter than them. Lots are just simply afraid of us, especially because there isn't a large white population in the city I'm in.
>>78949870
"Choco-Pops" and milk that comes in a bag.
>>78949891
Kisumu.
Lots of pajeets here, they own most of the businesses that are worth patronizing and lots live in mansions.
Also nobody in Kenya says Jambo, idk why.
Pic is for you
>>78949986
nigger
>>78950060
Yes but I'm waiting to make a newer proper thread there until I've better documented my experiences. Just bored and dicking around on shitpostchan.
>>78950272
ive been through stockholm central metro station- not too different to downtown Kigali. just take it easy Bjorn, leave the shitposting to the australians
>>78950111
Honestly south Africans are probably the best suited to living just about anywhere as expats. When i was working in Argentina they knew how to avoid crime unlike the German bosses. So surprised to hear you think Nairobi is alright but not surprised to hear you got along just fine.
>>78950111
Bullshit
That is because you are comparing it to Durban.
>>78949152
why
>>78950174
Wave some $$$ or drugs around. You can put your cock in an AIDS pit fast
>>78949968
>>78950111
Very friendly people in Nairobi as well. I made friends there in a few days.
Probably a USAid / CIA dork
What exactly do you do? No hard details are nessecary, just curious about the general situation
>>78949152
How did you feel about niggers before you moved there?
How do you feel about niggers now?
>>78950840
He imports little wooden giraffes
And collects Intel by paying off bribes to the local ngumbaoomba tribe who has ties to Obama
>>78950111
Nigger detected.
>>78950174
Women will throw themselves at you. They all want to sleep with a white man. I've watched Kenyan music videos and about half of them have to do with chasing after white women/men.
>>78950840
I work with an institution that runs several schools, clinics, and orphanages in the area. Along with other things I don't care to get into.
>>78950669
OP is right, as a white man in africa you get on fine if polite and respectful to niggers....revered as a god in some cases. cheap labour is great.
how much to buy a mansion, a farm and 10 s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ workers?
>>78950401
What's your internet speed?
How would you say life in Kenya is in comparison to other parts of Africa?
How many beheadings or burnings did you attend to?
Is the unga bunga language easier to learn for superior white brains?
Are their niggers as violent and territorial as our niggers?
Any good uncle Tom types you know?
how (((rich))) are you there?
are nogs trying to sell you kids?
did you get robbed yet?
>>78951106
>Women will throw themselves at you
Are any of them good looking enough to go for it or all they all tribal sheboons?
why are you there?
>>78951651
>Are any of them good looking
>black people
>good looking
stop
what is the local food like and do you ever eat it?
what are some local pastimes?
>>78951012
I was redpilled before I moved out here. Lived around lots of nogs before so I know how to deal with them. I just wanted the opportunity to see what life in Africa was like and experience noggery in its natural habitat.
Every stereotype about American blacks is true for Kenyan blacks. For instance, they don't really get how time works, its too abstract of a concept. Kenyans are always late, they'll never ask "what time is it", nothing ever runs on a set schedule. CPT is absolutely a genetic phenomenon.
>>78951183
I know people in a place called Malindi on the coast who rent an 8 bedroom mansion compound with armed security, maids, and cooks for about $800 a month.
In the city it's more expensive, but don't expect to pay more than $1000 a month for a giant house. House help is super cheap, I have a cleaning woman who comes over once a week who I pay $5 to work for 6 hours. Lots of people only may $1-3 a day so if you wanted to start up a plantation you don't need much capital. The downside is you'd be employing Africans who're about as efficient as you'd expect.
If you want to live out here, start a tourism spot or a place that caters to whites/indians/asians.
>>78951446
Not bad desu.
>>78951456
haven't been anywhere else on the continent
>>78951498
Beheading isn't common here except among the Somalis, thankfully I'm far away from them. Burning is somewhat common. Local nogs actually don't steal much because the punishment for theft is death by burning or beating.
>>78951572
Lots of uncle toms, like I said before they actually admire white people out here.
>>78951597
I spent about $400 a month and go out to eat and drink frequently.
>>78951651
The nogs where I am are mostly Niolitic, a different subrace of nogs. You can spot them by the differences in skull shape, they have a protruding forehead and the back doesn't go too far back, more similar to caucasians than Bantu speaking nogs. So they're a step above your typical nog but still nogs.
>>78952018
>what are some local pastimes?
Kinda have to laugh to imagine what those jungle niggers do in their freetime.
Which modern, civilized world amenities/comforts do you miss?
>>78951936
Kenya is right next to ethiopia, which is made up of Khoisan people and admixed with Greek/Egyptian people in ancient times even, so either migration or gene flow could allow for some decent-looking ethiopes.
>>78951456
go to botswana or namibia, they are the best and least corrupt. SA has the most uppity gibsmedats but far, far and away the best infrastructure. kenya, malawi and uganda have friendliest niggers. tanzania is quite tourist- oriented but expensive. mozambique is fairly wild still-avoid if inexperienced with africa. zimbabwe friendly but kinda sad and expensive. angola is just a no go zone- your classic vortex of corruption, blood diamonds, land mines and disease. i dont know about any others (but have heard only bad things about nigeria)
Have you fucked a Kenyan Whore? And if yes, Do you you have AIDS?
Are people friendly? I've always wanted to visit a 3rd world country just to be able to "appreciate what I have in my privileged life" but I'm afraid of being stabbed just because I'm the rich white guy
>inb4 italy is not white huehuehue
>>78952108
tell storys about nogs doing niggerthings
>>78952108
Have you seen Empire of Dust, and if so, do you at all feel like Mr. Yang?
>>78952223
you would blend in perfectly
>>78950401
>"Choco-Pops" and milk that comes in a bag.
>Canada Confirmed for being a third world country
>>78951106
So you select little boys for European elite to import for sacrifice and sex slaves?
>>78949152
FUCK YOU OP I GOT DOX
Heres his location, make sure you send pizzas to the right house or you're just helping people
>>78952475
t. new german
Slept with a chick from Mombasa Half-Indian, half-black. Pretty hot mix desu. Kenya is not too bad as far as African countries. Poor, but pretty stable minus the Somali terrorists.
>>78952519
Milk comes out of bags though.
>>78951126
Then why do you guys keep getting killed in ZA?
fug any of thyet?
>>78952685
thats just a butthurt expat meme, crime is high but we arent specifically targeted. I would rather drive through Soweto at night than Gary, Indiana
>>78949152
Why would you move to such a shithole?
>>78952936
R
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R
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>>78952645
>make sure you send pizzas to the right house or you're just helping people
>>78952671
Anthropologically that's like 3/4 black. Dravidians were black like melanesian and Abbos are but the lulworthy thing is they accomplished more 6k years ago than Africans have in the 6k years since India got invaded by caucasians
>>78952930
Soweto is kinda a gentrified tourist joint for a township though.
I would take that route over Gary tooZ
Would they consider an olive tan person to be white over there?
Is Germany all that bad economy wise?
>>78953009
topkek
>>78949152
jokes on you, i already have kenya
>>78953005
he is rare, but he posts all the damn time, so its your fault for just now finding him
>>78952018
The local food is mostly of Indian origin. Chapati and ugali are the main staples. Chapati is like a thick greasy tortilla and ugali is basically just flavorless cornmeal. I actually like Chapati though if I eat it with green grams (small green beans).
Pasttimes include sniffing glue, drinking, and football.
>>78952181
I'm in a city so I have most of them available. I miss ranch dressing and tartar sauce because neither are sold here.
>>78952188
Idiot.
The Khoisan are the 60IQ lightskinned niggers in the South who speak with clicking sounds. You're thinking of the Amhara, who're in Northern Ethiopia and speak a Semitic language+are partly Caucasian. There are racially Hamitic people in Kenya but not many, most of the south of Ethiopia is dark nogs too.
>>78952218
>implying a white person has to pay for sex with niggers
>>78952223
Yes but they all want money from you and have no shame in asking.
>>78952444
no
>>78952519
wait until mr Current Year imports more Africans
>>78952639
I've considered buying a harem of lolis, however they'd be black and have AIDS so theres that downside.
>>78952671
>pretty stable
Check the news senpai. We've had riots every week in every major city for months. They've been on hiatus the last 2 weeks but it's far from stable. The government is corrupt and all politics are a front for ethnic conflict.
>>78952865
yes, not proud but it was before I knew any white people, I'm now fucking a British girl
>>78952936
I'd talk shit about your country but I've never even heard of it.
>>78952645
lol'd
>>78953149
They sometimes think Indians are white.
>>78953161
Texit when?
>>78953149
No. You are thinking of Argentina.
>>78949152
Timestamp
>>78953358
dont let a texan lie to you. they are so full of themselves that they believe they are better than everyone else, but i assure you that they are not. they dont have the money or exports to survive on their own.
>>78953358
I wish a nigga would
>>78949152
is it hard to get into third world if you get in there as christian social worker
regards been thinkin about shit like that. also it´d be dope to fuck original african niggers
>>78953543
yeah we can, we give more money to the Gov, than we get back, our economy would be great.
>>78953724
says who? wheres that money coming from?
>>78953276
>sometimes thing indians are white
Wow, Kenyan nogs really are dumb
>>78949152
is there any redeeming factor? are the people nice? they're Christian right
Is it easy being an expat in Africa? What kind of job opportunities are there?
>>78953257
Which country?
Kenyan blacks are pretty based. Botswana too
where can you find lions?
>>78952930
Our blacks are the most entitled piece of shit blacks in africa though, even other africans hate them.
>>78949152
Craziest shit you have seen? Other than burning nogs...
>>78954076
saint pierre, the country you were replying to. he posts all the time
>>78950401
>>>78949584
>None, yet. I'm pretty sure I could get a loli slave here for just $100.
One that doesn't look like a underfed trashcan?
Have you seen the military at all? I know the Rwandan and South African militaries are the only ones with any organization and are actually worth anything.
>>78953784
trading, like other states do, the GDP of Texas alone is $1.414 trillion
>>78954259
They think they are special because their country is "rich". I guess they don't realize it was not the black people who made it that way.
How many times have you gotten diarrhea?
Disgusting and degenerate thread.
>>78950401
>They see us as a source of gimmedats and view us with reverence, they understand implicitly we're smarter than them. Lots are just simply afraid of us, especially because there isn't a large white population in the city I'm in.
So what, they basically see you as walking low level deities?
>>78953276
>I've considered buying a harem of lolis
Kill yourself.
>>78953543
>or exports
Are you retarded?
Texas exports were valued at $250 billion last year
>>78951106
>is a wagecuck
>works for george soros
>in sub-human kenya
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>78954492
You would know bankruptcy-kun
>>78953276
>I've considered buying a harem of lolis, however they'd be black and have AIDS so theres that downside.
Are there any health clinics where you could test a woman for AIDS? You could gather a harem of healthy niggresses and use them to bleach Kenya a little.
OP, I think you should adopt/purchase a little brown girl, make her dress as a French maid, and raise her to be a perfect waifu
>>78954667
>brown
>>78952936
Je ne savais même pas que vous aviez un drapeau, c'est quoi cette trahison?
>>78949152
lol fucking pussyhole.
what a huge response from channers
he probably got assfucked entire life.
never happened to me becasue im not a supid nigger.
>>78953276
>They sometimes think Indians are white.
Literally the most disgusting thing I have read all week, you ruined your own thread with this abortion of a sentence.
>>78954451
Not once actually, dunno why, stomach of steel.
I also drink a lot so that probably helps kill whatever bacteria is insid e of me.
>>78954548
Yeah. Small children will run out from the slums and try to touch me or hold my hand.
>>78954593
I'll do it when you get Kosovo back.
[spoiler]never[/spoiler]
>>78954628
The government provides free HIV testing. If I was actually comitted to this I could do it but I'm really not interested in that lifestyle.
>>78955106
>expecting intelligent observations from nogs
senpai....
>>78954906
keep suppressing the memories sven
Man how did you menaged to fuck foreigners so easily? I cant even menage to have sex in my country
>>78953784
Says the economy you brain dead nigger.
Texas has more fortune 1000 than any other state, and is 2nd for fortune 500s with only 1 less than New York.
Move this degenerate thread to /b / mods.
>>78955289
>be white
and that's it
Also there's a decent female:male ratio here among the expats. Half are hippie sluts half are qt3.14 wife material Christcucks
>>78955367
>be Greek
>die
>>78955367
>>78954492
Look at this one bankrupt debt dodger that keeps on crying.
Look at him and laugh.
>>78955367
>>78954492
PAY DENBTS
>>78949152
How much would it cost to get a random nig that pissed you off for whatever reason murdered?
$20?
10 cents?
Half a cookie?
There is a place for pedos, it's called /b / . Now kys.
>>78955367
Hi i have a few questions.
1.) What is there to do? Pubs? Clubs? Movie theatres? Anything modern there?
2.) What is the most niggest thing you've witnessed a purebred african nog do in kenya?
3.) Do the poor communities really look as bad as our commercials make them out to be?
4.)Do they have fast food restaurants?
5.)Besides an internet, do you get any good american TV? Or is it just harambe click bullshit?
6.) Have you heard of Comedian "Sam Hyde" and if so, are you a fan?
>>78955807
PAY
>>78955205
what do you work senpai ?
recruit me pls
Do you support the islamic state?
OP,
Britain reporting in.
We have recently Brexited from Eurocucks, and naturally, thoughts turn to Empire.
Please can you raise a Union Jack, and appoint yourself Governer.
We will contact you in due course, with further instructions.
Teapot is in the post.
Thanks.
oh, and God Save The Queen.
Pedos have to choose between full castration or execution. Bunch of little dick pedos all of you. This thread must go 404.
>>78956129
this.
good luck, Red Coat.
>>78956151
Did somebody steal your loli harem, spartacus?
>>78955504
aren't kenyas fucking bulls on roids? why do they want a fucking lanky weak and pale american
>>78955848
>1.) What is there to do? Pubs? Clubs? Movie theatres? Anything modern there?
1 movie theatre in town that plays 2 movies at a time. There are clubs I sometimes go out to, they get crazy. Bars are here but I don't really mess with them because they're generally cheaper thus full of nogs and you're likely to get drugged. There's a really nice bar on the lake that a lot of whites go to.
>2.) What is the most niggest thing you've witnessed a purebred african nog do in kenya?
desu not much which is why I've been avoiding this, I haven't seen any major chimpouts yet. Passed by fights on the street or in clubs but nothing especially notable.
>3.) Do the poor communities really look as bad as our commercials make them out to be?
Mud huts and tin shacks, so yeah.
>4.)Do they have fast food restaurants?
no, but an upscale restaurant costs between $5-10.
>5.)Besides an internet, do you get any good american TV? Or is it just harambe click bullshit?
I dont even watch TV in the states so didn't get it here. I've watched some African shows and they're hilariously bad.
>6.) Have you heard of Comedian "Sam Hyde" and if so, are you a fan?
sam pls go
>>78955989
A Macedonian guy owns the local casino here, cool guy, talk to him.
>>78956013
Only if they keep killing faggots.
>>78956129
I had an old Kenyan tell me it was better when the British were here, since there wasn't so much corruption.
How much sex do you get? Do they only like obvious whites? or do they consider like light skinned euro featured middle eastern and Hispanics white too?
>>78956151
So which do you choose, pederast?
>>78956332
Of course a German would post this.
I know a few Germans here, they're all women who married local niggers.
>>78956353
>A Macedonian guy owns the local casino here
I'm intrigued.
Which city is he from ?
and btw how much do you get paid for whatever it is you do there ?
>>78956353
You like being a degenerate pedo? You know street justice is way more effective. Don't try any shit there. Just saying.
>>78956602
I don't know what city. He moved to South Africa like 30 years ago and got involved in the Casino business there, his kids go to school in Macedonia and he goes back every year.
I don't get paid much but it goes a long way out here.
>>78956520
whats a pederass?
>>78956540
ugh...germans....why would you marry down so low? especially when its female picking the male....you have so many choices and you go to some 3rd world hellhole to find a man?
Will the East African Federation be happening any time soon?
>>78949152
Do you own any weapons for self protection, or is it somewhat safe there?
Also what are the stereotypes Kenyans have of other African tribes/countries.
>>78957083
This. Can you buy a crate of Soviet AKs for $50?
>>78956786
Do you go to the casino ?
Do niggers go ?What are the starting bets 0.01 USD ?
>>78949152
WHITIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78956797
to be clear....its not even a racial thing for me....if just boggles my mind to be a women from the first world basically a queen, and marry some uneducated peasant....there had to be good men in your home country.
To take race out of it, it would be like a beautiful Canadian girl moving to some shit whole like Bosnia and finding a man
>>78956520
Execution.
>>78956797
those germans are probably fat hambeasts living on welfare and looking for a better life/new life
>>78957229
thats pretty rare my familias
>>78957226
nice flag, reminds me of an ice-pop
>>78957274
For every pedo amerifat
OP, honestly.
You need to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>78957226
$2 is the lowest bet for any game. Nigs go but theres a lot of Indians and chinese, not so many whites.
>>78957229
RARE
>>78957310
Not even.
You're the one fantasizing about strong kenyan men and using "pale" as a pejorative, cuckboi. Your country is fucked.
>>78957235
>.if just boggles my mind to be a women from the first world basically a queen
She doesn't want to wageslave her whole live, pop out a few kids, retire on 70, go on 2-3 vacations and die.
She wants something different.
Little did she know her husband will probably rape her, rob her and behead her eventually
>>78957543
Pedophilia is punishable by law.
>>78950401
>None, yet. I'm pretty sure I could get a loli slave here for just $100.
Greentext the info m8
You may have missed my question
You say they almost see whites as gods for gimmedats...so what do they consider white?
For example would a light skinned Hispanic or middle eastern man get the same attention? or would they be ignored? also how are Asians treated?
>>78957543
Do Kenyans have any sort of nationalism or patriotism for their country? Should it be split into ethnic states?
>>78957229
Proxy
>>78957461
Has your boylover dumped you, when you got too old, or what?
>>78953596
>is it hard to get into third world if you get in there as christian social worker
Are you asking if it's hard to go off the grid in Africa?
Insecure white pedos have fantasies about being worshipped and mix with the same people they claim they hate and are subordinate to them.
There's your average white supremacist.
Jesus you're such scum.
>>78958144
I don't know because most whites I see are of northern european descent. They can tell arabs are different, so probably milky beaners too.
Not a lot of Asians where I am, so idk, but they think chinky eyes are a result of the nuclear bombs on Japan.
>>78958512
Here's your response. It took you 9 posts but you earned it. Not sure if trolling or genuinely autistic.
>>78956540
Literally not even surprised in the least.. it's always the swedecucks and German cucks
>>78958512
Kill yourself nigger GTFO of my country subhuman
>>78957716
So is faggotry but thats not stopping you is it
>>78958006
That's not how you do it.
How common is Aids, malaria, nastiness in general in the area? and does it keeps you guys away from the locals? or do you mingle with them as if it doesn't exist?
>>78958512
>>78958756
>I work with an institution that runs several schools, clinics, and orphanages in the area. Along with other things I don't care to get into.
Of course you do. Where else would a pedo work? You deserve to be hanged.
>>78958857
Fuck you white pedo wannabe. Go suck some German dick slave.
>>78958756
Did that Nigerian prince die or something? Its been a while since he has emailed me.
Have you read the Hot Zone? What is your emergency evacuation plans in case any crazy shit starts coming down fast? Not necessarily Ebola or SuperAids, but riots or anything bad.
>>78959291
Shut the fuck up you greasy bottom feeder, go smoke some sisa
>>78958006
I've known parents to prostitute out their daughters to pay for things like funeral expenses, so I can't imagine it's that hard to ask any random nog. Maybe do it under the pretext of marriage, they'd love to hand their child off to a white man.
I don't actually touch kids though so idk the specifics.
>>78959176
About half the population has AIDS. There's no barrier to association other than the natural differences between whites and kenyans. During independent social time the whites tend to hang out with eachother, even the biggest of the cucks.
>>78959291
Being broke is stressful.
But that's no reason to be such a gigantic cumslurping faggot.
>>78959433
How do the locals handle the aids thing? Are the locals as careful? or do they just get it on like aids wasn't rampant?
Actually I've changed my mind. This thread should go on.
You all claim you are so virtuous but given the opportunity you show your true colors. Nothing more but inbreds, pedos and neckbeards with grandiose fantasies. Keep going master race.
>>78959881
The popular belief here is that AIDS is cured by raping a virgin.
>>78959433
There is stuff on the online about it, Uganda I think, nig teachers 'claim' kids as their teachers pet literally. The give them gifts extra help with schooling in return for more access lol
Parents are pretty ok with it too.
All done by nogs to nogs so zero to do with evil rassist whites
>>78960020
are the "rich" areas as bad? Like if you went to the capital or some gated community
>>78960020
Could you answer my question, please?
>>78957083
>>78960020
Is it?
>>78960358
Yes, but the pharma lobby keeps it a secret to sell more meds.
>>78960358
It works..ive done it....many times, one side effect thou...you might go to prison
>>78960259
They're gorgeous actually, some serious mansions out here, and the rich neighborhood borders the largest slum, pretty interesting contrast.
All the big houses have high walls, guards, electric fences, etc.
>>78960304
Only a machete and I live in a cheaper compound so my gate guard doesn't have a gun. Kenya has pretty strict gun control.
I'm not scared though, because I live on a church owned compound and Kenyans are terrified of demons and evil spirits, so won't fuck with it.
Though a friend's upper class apartment complex was robbed about 2 months ago, the whole place. They ran chloroform through the ventilation system and knocked out the guards and anyone in there, then looted the place.
>>78960538
medicine is so unbelievably cheap here, especially compared to the US. Like 1/100th of the cost.
>>78960734
>>78960734
have you tried getting your hands on any exotic firearms?
>>78960734
Is it really that easy to fuck Kenyan qts?
>>78960734
Back to the Aids thing...how to the rich deal with it? Like does half the gov have it? Am just imagining the presidents son getting aids from "high end" escorts and there being a scandal or something
>>78960734
>They ran chloroform through the ventilation system and knocked out the guards and anyone in there, then looted the place
Its odd how intelligent niggers can be when up to devilish things
It really makes you think
>>78958756
How are the roads? Are only atv type vehicles able to get around, or is it possible to own a nice toad car?
Thanks for the rare flag OP.
>>78960734
Are there drugs there? Like weed or coke or heroin. If so, how much and easy are they to get. ANd what are the prisons like?
>>78960734
>Though a friend's upper class apartment complex was robbed about 2 months ago, the whole place. They ran chloroform through the ventilation system and knocked out the guards and anyone in there, then looted the place.
That sounds more like something a governmental connected force would do, not random africans.
>>78960734
my enjoyable thing you've done in kenya?
Again, have you read The Hot Zone, and do you have any emergency evac plans in case shit starts to hit the fan african style?
Master Race
>>78960020
They think the same thing here. Horrific incidents of baby rape. Baby = virgin. Fucking stupid coons.
Are the people good and the government shit, or the people shit and the government good? Both?
How risky is it to be there?
Terrorism? (Boko Haram and all those idiots are near there, but I only know this from the news)
Diseases? (There are vaccinations for most things, but anyway)
Crime? (I don't think the society there is that stable and the police won't be that well organized too. And the natives there may think they can get relatively much from a white person)
>>78961099
Whatever traffic laws exist aren't enforced, and drinking and driving is legal. Nobody stops for pedestrians either, it's a libertarian paradise.
I mostly take motorbikes or 3-wheeled taxis called TukTuks everywhere. The roads are in awful condition and a lot of them are dirt.
>>78961085
I don't know that much but I'd assume so, it's everywhere.
>>78961217
Apparantly there is coke and heroin but I haven't seen it. I've smoked some of the weed here and it's schwag, but cheap. Alcohol, glue, and an oral tobacco that is cut with some crazy shit that makes you feel drunk called Kubar are popular.
>>78961225
Yeah pretty high tech, but one of the guards could've been in on it. Another friend had that problem, a guard let his buddies rob her.
I'm getting kind of tired guys, it's 11:30 here, if I disappear its because I passed out.
>>78960734
>They ran chloroform through the ventilation system and knocked out the guards and anyone in there, then looted the place.
They really must like GTA V in kenya.
Also i don't know if that has been answered but what do you do for a living there?
Have you seen a white women there? Was she a typical coal burner on a "vacation" without her husband or something?
Did some drug dealer offered you some drugs or guns snice in their book you're white and full of cash? (desu i'd buy a full retard rusty AK just so i could shoot it in some remote place and then dump it into the river.)
>>78958512
>this greek antifa retard is still here
Just get out already, we don't want you here.
>>78961850
How easy is it to get prescription meds like xanax and painpills?
>>78961850
Good. Also please die.
>>78961850
Will you hire me as your guard? I can kill nogs that bother you and then blame it on the poor. Also answer my questions plox.
>>78961997
>>78961075
http://kenya.craigslist.org/search/w4m
Begging for the BWC
>>78949986
>Black people in New Zealand
Fat chance
>>78949152
Am I late to the thread?
>Actual Kenyan living in Kenya
>MFW this thread
going through the thread now, thought it would be interesting to get some counterpoint views on whatever you guys are on about. OP create a new thread if this one 404s, I've got time on my hands
>mfw I have no face
>>78952936
What's life like in St. P?
>>78952108
How DO you deal with nogs?
>>78962231
>As the cold in Nairobi intensifies I'm looking for a partner to share this cold nights. Someone who is a beast in the shits but a gentle man in the streets. She knows how to take care of his lady. Knows how to take instruction well in order to please.
>beast in the shits
>shits
I think she wants the big Indian cock, not your puny white dick.
>>78962823
I was about to pass out but I'll stick around for a few more minutes since you showed up.
Where you at senpai?
>>78962823
Poetic Justice.
>>78962231
This is a gold mine
>>78962823
We were saying how blacks have no sense of time.
Are you late you ask? Hmm.
>>78963111
More cringe. Hi pedo.
http://kenya.craigslist.org/w4m/5654027109.html
http://kenya.craigslist.org/w4m/5645772060.html
Why do they like asians?
>>78962823
What is your stance on the whole Aids thing? Do you guys just ignore it? or do you screen everyone women you even consider touching?
>>78963374
kek
>>78963111
>yfw even Kenyans have the decency not to shit on the street
>>78958487
yeah coz i mean like why the fuck not i´m genuinely interested and dont really give a shit about money so africa would be nice
NIGGERS PLS GO
>>78962823
>>78949152
Do any of you watch anime? Does anybody knows about it in that moe-forsaken place? Will you get burned to death if they catch you watching it/being sexually attracted to it?
>>78963404
Those are prostitutes. They like them because they have money
>>78963404
You don't know how asian men and black girls are dating in huge numbers?
Google.
>>78963189
Opinion on Namibia?
>>78963111
Do they ask you about your smell?
Do you got Lions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoyBgTAZrFw
>>78963733
Women love the smell. Hairless paleniggers won't know.
>>78955205
>thinks intelligence of race is determined more by ethnicity itself than education and living
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, an astrophysicist that was involved in Pluto's downgrade to a dwarf planet. Barack is a shitty president, but he can somewhat manage running the richest and most divided country in the world. James West, responsible for high-quality microphones. Lloyd Ray invented the dust pan. Otis Boykin made the fucking pacemaker. Lewis Latimer didn't invent the lightbulb, but he made it actually useful with carbon filament. Your clothes are clean thanks to George T. Sampson. You like your lawn clean, right? I'm guessing you did while you were in the west. Thank John Burr for inventing the lawn mower. If a black man invents potato chips, that tells you something. George T. Sampson. And don't call me a liberal cuck, I'm neither of those.
>>78961850
>it's a libertarian paradise.
KYS
>>78964131
Dude. I stopped reading at Tyson. It triggers me as a dropped out scientist.
>>78963484
>>78961850
>>78963404
OP is that you?
>>78964053
>Implying that I'm hairless.
Remind me to call up the poo in loo chick I know.
>>78949152
What do you do is it fun are they hiring?
I want to go to Africa.
>>78964131
>Neil DeGrasse Tyson
only half black
>Barack
only half black
shit list, didn't read any further
>>78964131
You would know the original lightbulb had a carbon filament made by charring wool if you studied real history and not Kangz 101.
>>78963189
I'm in Nairobi, burgerbro, and while I don't agree with a lot of the things you say, I have to admit you're a lot more clear-headed than some of these fucking stay-at-home racists I see on here.
Good on you for stepping out into the real world and seeing for yourself- you've got more balls than they'll ever be able to fit into their collective mouths.
>>78964053
Women love the smell, of unwashed hindu, ok.
>>78964131
Just because intelligence is largely hereditary doesn't mean there aren't outliers. When it comes to racial inequality, it's a question of distribution and averages.
You may not be a liberal cuck, but you are not scientifically minded.
This thread is so depressing if what OP says is true. Especially that CG.
>>78953543
texas has the 8th largest economy
>>78964633
Ex-Muslim.
assalamu alaikum brother.
>>78963374
got me there, lavatory-dodger
>>78949152
Hey, look, a colonialfaggot pushing colonization by bitching about problems caused by the creation of that population sink known as Nairobi(and its sibling cities).
>>78964374
>No guys
Definitely not OP
>>78955848
hi sam I am a fan
>>78964539
CORD or Jubilee?
I read The Star daily, do you agree with my choice in news provider or should I swap to the Daily Nation?
