You wake up in Japan as PM.
How do you change Japan?
you can choose your policy from below three stance
1.multiculturalism
2.liberalism
3.feminism
Make nuclear weapons so the norks can't have us cucked.
more nipplefuck hentais
>>78914147
Revert to the Edo period.
>>78914147
They all lead to each other, but you probably already know that.
>>78914147
I wouldn't. I'd go back to sleep.
>>78914147
Join the EU.
>>78914147
why pose hypothetical when I already PM?
1. multiculturalism: remove fat, brown people by boat. boat accident sinking.
2. liberalism: also remove on a boat. also sinking.
3. feminism: mandatory sucking dicks, only mine sucking
>>78914147
lower the age of consent even further
>>78914147
>deportation of all gaijin
>banter china and korea over comfort women
>execution of all liberals and those who demonstrate shamefur dispray
>state funded tentacle porn
>replace women with sexbots
>>78914147
None of the above.
Though I do get rid of Abe-nomics and actually make opening buisnesses less of a fucking hassle, get rid of negative interest rates and slash taxes. Then work on putting pressure on Black-kigyou business culture by actually doing reasonable reforms to the ridiculous public schooling system.
That and deport every american english "teacher" and end the JET program.
>>78914833
>age of consent so low you are actually fucking her mother
>Re-ignite cultural hatred of Chinese.
>Rally all of Asia against China
>Re-take mainland and turn all of Asian into Vietkochinapan.
>Assassinate Putin and silently begin the conquest of Russia.
>Issue ultimatum to the rest of the world; bow down to the People's Republic or burn in nuclear fire.
>Use moon-base laser cannon to wipe out all the (((world leaders)))
>>78914899
Are they all weeb pedos?
>>78914147
I think the best way to fix Japan is to make sure people work less. The less time they spend at work the more time they'd spend with friends or their partners which would potentially increase the general well being of people and increase the birth rate
>>78914810
Based Jap
4. catgirl research
See, I should be the PM of Japan.
>>78914752
That way all european weeaboos will move to japan
>>78915031
They're the worst sort of "Culteral Experts" who think they know everything about Japan's "sugoi" culture and then wont shut the fuck up about how old people on the train look at them funny when they wear naruto head-bands or people "pretend to not understand them" when they try to speak their shit N4 Japanese with a horrible accent.
Then they bitch about how hard their do nothing job is.
>>78914147
I would immediately implore every family to have a least two children and provide massive tax benefits for those that do. I would impose penalties on companies that overwork their employees and shrink the welfare state a bit.
Culturally, I'd ban anime and manga and send all the men to receive alpha re-education. Then I would cooperate with the US to expand the territory and fight the gooks by abolishing the dumb pacifist undertones in the society.
>>78914147
I'll come up with a fresh new branch of liberalism that denounces and fights illiberal movements like Islam and political correctness.
>>78914810
He's got my vote.
>>78914147
>You wake up in Japan as PM.
>How do you change Japan?
>you can choose your policy from below three stance
>1.destroy Japan
>2.destroy Japan
>3.destroy Japan
Why do you keep making this thread?
>>78914810
>only mine sucking
You should have worded that better, lolimaster.
>>78915297
Projecting much?
>>78915298
>ban all anime and manga
Holy shit you would have massive rebellion and put a lot of people out of jobs.As a weeb I also personally ask you don't, but otherwise good plan man makes sense
>>78914810
kek
>>78914147
Thread reported
>>78915645
No?
I'm not an English teacher.
>>78915298
>Banning all anime
>Including our goddess Lain
I'm not even a weeb, but you're a fucking heretic m8.
>>78914810
I think we have a winner.
>>78914147
>allow deflation to occur, let zombie economy finally crash for 2 years and recover
>incentivize child birth with huge rebates
>drum up survival instinct by fearmongering chink and gook threat, boosting birth rate and making alphas again
>double down on xenophobia
>>78914147
2. Liberalism...
Feminism is cancer
Multiculturalism is AIDS
>>78915851
You sound like every salty JET or ALT who's been in Japan too long but can't go back home because this is all they can do.
>>78914147
Build nukes to fuck China in the arse.
>Uncensor porn
>Have sex with Hitomi Tanaka
bomb pearl harbor
>>78916039
Nah I've just been subjected to them thanks to my line of work.
>>78914147
As a mathematician, I'd say:
Choose multiculturalism.
Look at the set of cultures C={Japanese Culture}.
A multicultural society is a society "of different cultures or cultural elements".
C only contains 1 element, so every single culture in C is different from each other.
=>C is multicultural
I can therefore fulfill the policy without changing anything.
>>78916826
Oh yeah? Are you a JTE?
>>78914147
Ban overtime
No pension unless you have kids who are gainfully employed
Construct fake godzilla to prank tourists
>>78914147
Nuke australia. Lynch/enslave anyone disregarding me or beliving in the 3 concpets above.
>>78916517
THIS
Got my vote famistan uncensored japs when
>>78916995
Nope, free-lance marketing consultant. Unfortunately there plenty of clients who want to start businesses in Japan and "My son is an English teacher so he knows all about Japan, we won't need a translator!"
>>78914147
>1.multiculturalism
People wanting to immigrate will have to go through a baneposting riddled test to enter
>2.liberalism
Will be prosecuted like treason
>3.feminism
Will be prosecuted like treason
>>78914147
Sepukku. I could not live with the shame.
>>78914147
GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED
CATGIRLS
>>78914147
Restore the Imperial throne and fundamental cultural values.
One nation, under Amaterasu.
