Get in here, Ausfags! It's time to d-d-d-bingo!
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00
You can also watch on Facebook if you're utterly desperate to do so.
Tonight's panel:
>Mathias Cormann - Minister for Finance
>Tanya Plibersek - Deputy Opposition Leader
>Chris Richardson - Economist
>Marcia Langton - Professor of Indigenous Studies
>Alan Jones - Influential Radio Broadcaster
You can tweet along using the hashtag #qanda and add @qanda if you want to place a question. I think #factcheck is now gone due to lack of funding.
The bingo board has been changed slightly. Identity Politics Bullshit overlapped too much with Muh Diversity and Tumblr Buzzwords, so now it's B-B-But the Economy!!. I Am Womyn Hear Me Roar is a rare one outside of feminist-centric episodes (and is usually followed by All Men's Fault anyway), so we'll be testing a We Gotta Think About the Future square for anytime people talk about the future or try to use the fear of uncertainty to get their point across.
Is anyone actually looking forward to election day? Are you legit voting, troll voting for whatever wacky party is in your region, or drawing a donkey on the paper and walking away?
First for based Julia Gillard the Beautiful
>>78913933
first :^)
>>78913979
get fucked
nth for anyone but libs
>>78913933
Here's hoping DJ Jonesy delivers.
>>78914024
this kind of antisemitism is deplorable
>>78914024
Quick post before the show Tanya?
>>78913933
ALA and greens fighting anon checking for maximum /comfy/
Hey cunts how are your penises today?
could animal justice party get a seat in the senate?
>>78914185
Is that you foreskin bro?
>>78914185
passed penis inspection at school today 2bh. feels good lads
>>78914248
Is that like Black Lives Matter or something?
>>78914266
Yeah m8
>>78914284
i dunno but the bookies pay out $51 for winning if they win a seat
>>78914338
Why do you do it?
Why do you wreck so many threads with your perversion?
I forgot - but can anyone volunteer to be ticker-offer tonight? My net's been a bit wonky tonight.
Would appreciate it!
What channel is QandA on?
All I can see is 4 Corners?
>>78914248
pls respond
>>78914783
This is the third time I have seen you asking this same question today.
How are we all tonight?
Thread themes for when QandA starts going to shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>78914854
sauce
shit looks comfy
got ~3 wks off before uni starts again
>>78914831
its the first time I've asked it today, I saw another aus poster the other day asking it and I looked into it and seemed legit but not sure if they have an actual chance
>>78913933
Which candidate will improve the unemployment situation?
>>78914722
ABC, it starts a little bit late this week
>>78914854
Bit chilly, desu pham.
Thinking about putting a/c onto heat but then I worry about the power bill.
>We advise you that this matter has been investigated and the staff member has been interviewed.
>And further that we are not at liberty to discuss the outcome to the staff member as this is now a confidential HR issue.
>And apologies that we are unable to provide a more in-depth response.
Kicking out the Asians and non whites when?
>>78914963
greens
>>78914942
>its the first time I've asked it today
No you literally did the "pls respond" follow up in a thread earlier today too.
You have asked the same question in two different threads just tonight.
>>78915023
fuck that cunt is annoying.
>>78915064
Hopefully soon mate.
>>78914963
Depends on what job you want.
Labour will help with it if you're a trady or not university educated person.
Otherwise you're fucked.
>>78914929
Mayoiga, it was pretty disappointing overall, but it had its moments.
>>78915023
Me too mate, tfw rent includes utilities. my heaters been on all afternoon.
>>78915081
Why you don't like m80?
>>78915064
neva.
hopefully we go full chinese soon
>>78915140
t. Zhang
>>78915064
Fobs are bro-tier
>>78915131
>Mayoiga, it was pretty disappointing overall, but it had its moments.
Yeah, needed a few more episodes I reckon. Last few felt way too rushed and contrived.
>>78914854
breddy good. Got my shitposting pincers ready.
>>78914929
same desu
>>78914185
actually got a bit of an ingrown hair or sometime at the base, not sure if I'm up for digging it out with a needle like when it happens on my chin or neck.
>>78915154
more
>>78915098
>tfw small country town NSW
It's overrun by Chinks poo in loos's, Other south east Asis cunts, Somalian's and noodleshops. And I can remember it being 100% white.
I don't want to be Canada
>Professor of Indigenous Studies
this episode is going to be horrible isnt it
>>78915176
u actually got it mate.
most ppl on /pol/ guess wang for obvs reasons
>>78915106
>Labour will help with it if you're a trady
You're a fucking retard, the CFMEU - who fuck over tradies- fund Labor.
Just look at the protests against grocon, they use violence against workers they're supposed to represent
>>78913933
is this bingo qt or did she die?
>>78915232
Post pics please.
>>78915154
I think I fingered her in nightclub recently.
>>78915072
i said that in response to when I asked the other day, not today m8. I dont see why you're so upset and nit picky about a question being asked
>>78915131
>Me too mate, tfw rent includes utilities. my heaters been on all afternoon.
fuggggg i would run that bitch all the way through winter and then crank the a/c to 18c in the winter.
>>78915154
noice
>>78915304
where's this meme from?
One of these things is not like the others
>Begins 9:35
>Hasn't begun
End it now familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
While we wait.
>>78915330
4chan
>>78915338
Just noticed it too, what the fuck is going on
>>78915330
it's not a meme, it's just that blokes outnumber birds 50/1 in australia
>>78915269
"she" is just catfishing us all anyway.
Bingo qt is a male.
>>78915330
Someone on /v/ claimed they fingered hex in a nightclub a few years ago
Plibersek represents the new Labor party which is almost entirely consisted of MPs who are just run of the mill lefties with no clue but were invited to run by their mates in government.
Plibersek is going to oust Bill Shorten who is the final boss of the union shill-faction in the party after he loses this election and then the Labor party will forever be the wacky left and we can enjoy a long line of increasingly right-wing governance.
You can hate the liberals but they stick to their principles (economically, at least), Labor hasn't had any principles for the last 20 years and they exist as the not-Liberal party.
Just die already, I want a new opposition.
>>78915232
You should be careful. I had something like that and it turned out to be an MRSA infection. Had to go in for day surgery.
Just make sure you keep it clean and keep an eye on if it gets bigger or not.
Who is from /sp/ here?
>>78915366
We need Gary. Checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUNMBw6p73k
OI NSW CUNTS
which senator candidates are you voting for?
>>78915442
she looks like trailer trash here
>>78915338
WEWLAD
is it happening?
>>78915068
bringing in rapefugees is not going to improve employment
>>78915269
Nope it's me.
>>78915251
Same feel m8. My town used to be 100% white (excluding abbos), but now that I've started using the train and leaving my suburb more I've realised there are more and more chinks living here. Uni is even worse, and there are niggers and sandniggers there as well. Fucking depressing.
>>78915479
ALA
One Nation
Family First
Christian Democrats
Lambie
>>78915519
proof
Is QandA running late or is it just my internet being fucked up?
>>78915443
isn't she married to a former heroin trafficker/dealer/user?
haha holy shit anyone watching media watch? alan jones is a psycho. might be a good episode tonight lads.
>>78915479
LDP
All other minor parties
Libs
Labor
Greens
in that order
Fuck I hate this cunt on Media Watch.
>>78915551
If it is serviced by a train it is not a "town". You need to get further out.
get out media watch reeeeeeee
i wanna get mad from watching q and a not this shit
alan jones is not lying.
if muslims want to come, then they need to integrate in a big way.
nothing against muslims, but at least us chinese don't fuck shit up other than buy up ur houses cos we got money.
t. zhang
>>78915580
nah it is running late lad
>>78915567
>Lambie
>>78915499
Thats why every guy in Australia has fingered her in a nightclub.
>>78915596
I know right... Smug John Oliver tier cunt
Fuck the ABC
>>78915366
>electronic bin
late-stage capitalism at work
>>78915580
Q&A fucking up senpai
>>78915629
>not voting for based Lambie
Retard
>>78915584
Yes. And he is a senior public servant now.
>Still no Q&A where they bring up anime
>>78915577
Closest you'll get.
>>78915676
she's just a bogan with liberal views who spazz's out occasionally and pol thinks she's LOL BASED LAMBSHANKS XD
fuck me blokes why is it on so late tonight??? what's the delay????
>>78915610
Come on m8, a town near where I live has a population of 2,000 and even it has a train going through it.
>these LadBible headline narrations
>>78915620
>Muslims
>Integrate
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
I find this Media Watch segment incredibly racist.
Any of you cunts know how to play backgammon?
>>78915731
She's better than most candidates
>>78915723
MEDIA WATCH: Hahahaha look at all this silly news from commerical media, hahaha don't believe these right-wing lies, hahaha *le smug face*, Muslims R great ppl lolz, the ABC is all you should ever watch dum goy
>>78913933
Has it even started yet?
>>78915749
Four Corners was a long special episode
>>78915749
Just found out - special broadcast time or something.
>>78915722
Just wait til a discussion on autism and degeneracy
>>78915781
>gross old bag of kangaroo leather pretending to care about normie memes
ABC programming at its finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFlEIQbmr5o&feature=youtu.be
Might as well post good waiting music.
WHY IS THAT ABBO ON OUR PANEL
>>78916001
here we go
>>78915806
What on?
>>78915707
wonder if they're be damage control when he relapses and is caught at changi prison with a suitcase filled with smack
>>78916001
Well they are the original owners of this country after all :^)
Also diversidy :DDDD
starting m8s
>>78915722
We already had that you newfaggot.
>>78915988
I'm shopping for pens.
What BRITISH fountain pen should I buy to mark the brexit on article 50 day
>>78916060
Interviews with Bill and Mal, it was reasonably interesting I suppose
>Majority male
SEXIST
>Alan Jones.
>That suit.
My Centrelink got cut off today, and now I get to watch Q&A
Rage all across the board!
off to a good start tonight
if dub carpet snake
speak up, cheng
Le quiet Chinesey boy
kek audio on qanda is fucked again
First case of an asian fucking up electronics
HAHA NO AUDIO FOR THE CONCAVE-FACE-ASIAN
>>78916145
Why'd it get cut mate
Good white boi, go into debt more. go for china
how long will it take for them to link the brexit with trump and racism?
Carpet Snake moment, kek wills it
>>78916145
Why cut off pham? they found out you were circumcised?
Speak english you chink cunt
>>78916145
>My Centrelink got cut off today
Good ya free-loading cunt, get a job
>>78916252
abo will do it
Speak English you Belgian cunt
>>78914248
Possibly (and hopefully), yes. They have a seat in the Victorian upper house.
ECONOMIC HEADWINDS STARBOARD SIDE CAPTAIN
>>78916225
Because my uni fucked up a bunch of shit so I'm a semester "short" so Centrelink think I should have finished by now.
Why do we have a terminator as a finance minister?
Jobs and Growth plug, 5 minutes in. TICK
>>78916252
Pleberskank mentions Trump, pauses and smirks at the audience, bursts of laughter
How much of the uncertainty relating to Brexit is related to people saying that there's lots of uncertainty because of Brexit?
>>78916257
With this 5, tony whips out his cock in 9
so whats with the austrian minister
everyone has been shitting on him for a long time now, is he any good?
>>78916331
Fair enough, best get a job then pham
No homo but this guys voice is definitely fuckable
N-no homo
>>78916359
its just smoke no fire. we are fine. we have more pressing issues to deal with
>>78916331
Fucking sucks mate, you got a job? I'm going to finish uni soon and be jobless and lose my centrelink and my parents mentally ill and is kicking me out.
Any chance of someone bringing this up tonight for major keks?
https://kangaroocourtofaustralia.com/2016/06/25/alan-jones-is-under-investigation-by-nsw-police-for-statutory-rape-of-boys-in-the-1980s/
>"Why isn't Australia a Communist collective?"
I actually like Tanya.
TO
TO
TO
UM
TO
>>78916449
Die
>>78916372
I don't get the hate. He's just a white bread pollie who gets hated for being in bed with the far-right.
>>78916252
Don't forget the media can explain everything fully except a nation caring about having autonomy, that is wrongthink so it is really scary and uncertain.
who /slanteyed/ here?
>>78916385
>>78916404
But I still have a semester left, my final semester, that's why it's fucking bullshit.
They were also nice enough to send me an email today at 4:35pm central time so I couldn't actually call and get it sorted out. Even better the date on the attached letter was the 22nd.
You know, I'd be okay with QANDA if they just disabled the fucking Twitter feed.
That's where most of my rage is directed.
Also, fuck Plibersek and her gayballs politicking on this question. FUCK HER TO DEATH.
>>78916404
yeah get a job like i am i don't need handouts
>>78916412
every time my dad hears about alan jones he reminds me of this shit, every fucking time rofl
i honestly doubt someone will bring it up though
Constant fucking shilling of their own sides
Fuck this shit
>>78916449
me too for some reason
ONE OF THE REASONS IS IMMIGRATION YOU FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT
>>78916475
GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT
REEEEEE
>muh wealth inequality
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
HERE WE GO LADDIES
>>78916475
>>78916475
been here for a while buddy
>>78916514
That's the entire point of politics.
>>78916449
Can she just get to the point?
>>78916514
What do you expect a week before an election?
>>78916514
obviously it's politics m8
>>78916488
m8 you could have rang them at 11.30am and still not got through before knock off
That Twitter
NZ BTFO
>>78916561
Cunt I'm here to sook. That's the entire point of this thread
>tfw sex and the city isn't on so watching this.
nice to see alan jones waiting to unleash his fury
its a $2bn difference why wont the msm just say its only $2 who gives a shit
>businesses are cutting jobs and aren't hiring people full time
>better tax the shit out of them and increase penalty rates
well said, Plibersek.
>Alan Jones' old man suit
Wait a minute
>>78914929
Same breh, been sleeping in til 11 every morning.
>>78916526
you can tell she hopes labor loses this election so that she can become labor leader when shorten gets the shaft
(((Media)))
Is that Alan Jones talking right now? redpilled asf
Alan Jones BTFO of the kike bankers and the media
Alan talking sense
>>78916606
Yeah no kidding. I'm going to call at 7:30am on the dot so I'm first in line...hopefully.
I never watch q&a because it's pointless and unedifying, but I've long wondered who the worst panel possible would consist of.
My guess:
Lib politician
Lab politician
Token Ab
Old reactionary media personality
Ah who am I kidding. I already have the answer:
Tony Jones
Tony Jones
Tony Jones
Tony Jones
"Actually wasn't talking about relevant points relating to the question".
> Bonus points if you can get a tweet up about how we are going to get an FTA with the UK
> Bonus points if you can get a tweet up about how we are going to get an FTA with the UK
> Bonus points if you can get a tweet up about how we are going to get an FTA with the UK
> Bonus points if you can get a tweet up about how we are going to get an FTA with the UK
Based jonezee dropping the red pills
>>78916491
You should know that getting a job in this country is almost fucking impossible. Need 15 references and 400 years experience and have to fill out 30000 word selection criteria for minimum wage entry level job that won't even pay for shared living with 6 other people in sydney.
BASED Alan Jones
Allan sets the record straight who'd have known
BASED ALLAN
>>78916412
Old classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj3jrpQzCe0
>>78916642
Cutting taxes and decreasing penalty rates doesn't make it any better, look to the USA for proof. Pathetically-low minimum wage and lowest effective corporate taxes in the OECD and they don't have any more full time employees than we do.
alan jones is a fucking turd LMAO
jones dropping red pills
FUCKING JONES ON FIRE YES
>>78916746
"Thats xenophobic"
>>78916780
statist retard
>That woman who was triggered
JESUS CHRIST BASED JONSIE
HIGH ENERGY
IT WAS JUST A VOTE, BRO!
Go go go Alan!
Somebody shut this goy down.
>>78916755
Well nobody said it was going to be easy. Keep at it friend like i am and one day it will hopefully happen
>>78916697
also so the housing boom doesn't go belly-up on their watch.
Fug thats a ugly bitch
>>78916790
Alan Jones is based AF
MYYYYY LANNDDDDD
>DUR MUH LAND!
ABO sjw
Here we go laddies
>>78916780
then why make it more difficult for small businesses to hire people then?
>>78916861
She's old, it's okay to be ugly when you're old.
>internet too slow to keep up with the stream
>randomly cuts out so I can't refresh
Oh well, it's been fun.
>>78916729
with Tom Ballard hosting
>>78916860
>boom
>bubble
FTFY
>>78916899
YA DUMB DOGGG
>>78916727
Not a chance, better going in person and waiting with all the fags with southern cross tattoos
>>78916899
OI FUCK OFF WHITE CUNT STOP FUKEN MAKIN FUN OF MY CLAN
YOKO ONO in a hat
>>78916819
Sure thing, m80
>>78916916
use the radio or tv cunt
Did she just bring up china while looking at that guy
racist!
>>78916916
get a cheapo tv poorfag
Is it just me or does she have absolutely no idea what she's talking about?
SHUT UP YOU BOONG
this bird is talking in circles
>>78916911
They don't, not really. Small business is already exempt from unfair dismissal laws, there is literally no risk for them to hire someone (versus medium/large). They just are greedy, no other accurate word for it.
>>78916911
because it fucks over the swinging voters
ausfags dont forget you fuck with them they fuck back
just got into the stream and that growling voice
>>78916943
yea, that what I meant. I've been typing retarded all day for some reason.
>>78917005
she's a professor of indigenous studies lmao
>>78916973
shit eating statist shitcunt
>>78917005
Not having any idea what they are talking about is all aborigines ever do on qanda
>>78916842
I've applied for easily over 200 jobs over the past 6 months and I've heard nothing back. I'm now considering joining the army just so I can not be homeless and starving.
>>78917032
Photoshop someone's head between those hands. Preferably Tanya Plebersex.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this fucking spiel again
>>78917034
Exempt? hahahaha you clueless communist cunt! they aren't exempt!
>>78916780
Who is this desu?
>>78916916
just go to maccas and steal their wifi ya cheap cunt
Holy shit was that the big bald alien guy from MiB that gets killed by the Cockroach?
Mathias Corman
Australian Arnie
>>78916729
-clementine ford
-black rimmed smug generic greens politician
-token old white conservative that is smart but not articulate
-'aboriginal' that actually is white
with some LGBT 'celebrity' moderating
STOP THE GROWTH
>>78916916
>tfw you've had 100Mbs fibre to the premises internet for 8 years that was provided by free market economics, not government subsidy
I was going to post a webm reaction but I didn't in deference to your shitty internet connection
>>78917088
Julia Gillard's neck
>>78916916
>I don't own a TV with access to a public channel
