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>1700+ listeners
>cops on duty queues, understaffed
>dispatch chicks are hilarious

Tonight:
>fireworks
>robberies
>shots fired
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>POLICE: 7 KILLED, 39 WOUNDED IN CHICAGO WEEKEND SHOOTINGS

http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-7-killed-39-wounded-in-chicago-weekend-shootings/1402102/
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>hispanic on a bike
>shooting a weapon
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>chevy cruz
>tried to run over ex girlfriend and her new bf
>name angel claudia
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>>78884535

>pink line
>robbery
>someone shot
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>>78884535
If liberals actually listened to police scanners they'd accept that niggers are the problem, not white people.
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>>78886211

what is crazy to me is that chicago is not in the national news more often.

it is like this every night.
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shit now the cops are fighting with dispatch
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It sounds like they're incredibly disorganized and can't communicate right
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The first two words I heard when the page loaded:

"shots fired"
next sentence, about a different incident:

"subject in handcuffs"
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My feed isn't loading
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>>78887131

yeah they can't. it is fucking unreal, the city is literally understaffed in cops.

>>78887259

keep listening these people are hilarious.
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>>78887259
Police scanners are always fun to listen to in the middle of the night
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>2200+ listeners now
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Dispatch is arguing with cops again.
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>shot in the arm
>uncooperative victim
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>>78887612

>small explosions now
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EXPLOSIVE DEVICE REPORTED
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>>78886641
Doesn't fit the narrative.

If people actually saw Chiraq in the news as it deserves they would ask why that is when it has been hardcore Demoland for decades.

Then people will begin to see the Democrats for what they are, lying power hungry monsters that will keep entire races of people in economic and social bondage to maintain their heroine-addition to power. We in the 50s turned away from communism when we saw what Stalin had done; someday I hope we will see a person with a democrat platform shirt and spit on them as we walk by.
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Everything is better in Detroit.
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Does it not work for anyone else? Clicking the play button gives me like .5 seconds of sound and then stops.
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>>78884535
niggers
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>>78888031
Eh, it's not Democrats. White people in Chicago aren't gunning each other down.

Portland, Seattle, and Pittsburgh are all major cities that have been in Democratic control for decades and they don't have anywhere near this problem. I know that Pitt hasn't had a Republican mayor since 1930, and yet it is one of the safest cities in the U.S. Why is that?
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>>78888600

yeah but the chicago machine is a special beast.

the democrat angle is just to keep the blue vote from the progressive city dwellers.

chicago is a mafia town
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KEK is in Chiraq.
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>>78888297

you probably have some gay ass extension fucking it up.

open it in a different browser or something
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>>78884535
test
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>>78888600
Oh Blacks are a problem, but they are only really a problem because they are useful tools for Democrats only so long as they are kept in the situation they are born in.

Without the Democrats we could have worked with the blacks to fix them long term; shit like stopping them from breeding with morons, fixing their moral backbone, etc. Sure it will take centuries to have an impact (at least til we can do direct gene manipulation) but we are not even allowed to start to fix that issue because of Democrats.
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>>78889372

I agree. I think it has more to do with cultural integration and lack-thereof.

Blacks were supposed to integrate into western culture. A great number of them have refused to, but live with and from support of our cities.

Our cities are choked with them.
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These niggers have terrible aim. Also expect a chimpout soon because the police killed two young nigs on Sunday.
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>>78889683
IT is literally the exact same thing as the issue with South Africa.

From 1870s-1960s Blacks in the US were improving at almost every single level, and at times even beating whites, there was a time when more Whites were born out of wedlock than Blacks. Then The whole Structure was SMASHED to the ground and raped by LBJ and the Welfare State.

You see the exact same trend in South Africa, Apartheid was easing up, more and more blacks were joining the Middle Class; more and more was advancing themselves and improving their lot in life. then in the early 90s the Western Liberal Scum came screaming in and shattered the system a couple decades before the Black population was ready for it.

Even typing this out fills me with such disgust, if anyone in my family came out as a leftist I would have them treated for major mental damage.
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i could not fucking imagine being a police officer on the fourth of july in chicago. between the gunshots and fireworks, da town is probably poppin
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>>78890461

I wish race was not a left/right issue.

I am extremely left but a race realist, it doesn't make sense to me to ignore the bell curve and cultural differences.

Chicago is illustration of the lefts failure to address racial difference.
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>y'all gud
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>>78890713
The left cannot fix the Problem though. The Concept of Racial Equality is a core platform of the Left, If you remove that the entire leftist ideology falls apart.

We would need about 500 years of every country being lead by actual conservative race realists to fix all the issues that either the left has caused or are left-overs from evolution that we never got around to dealing with before Leftist of all their stripes showed up.
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SHOTS FIRED

3470 lake shore drive
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Fuck. What would happen if every lineral listened to this scanner every single night for a month? Would they finally come around?
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>taco bell robbery in progress
lol

THIS HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT CALLS ABOUT MEXICANS AND BLACKS
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>>78885083
Pedal-by shooting
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>>78887972
>>78887996
What the fuck were these explosions? I actually heard them. This isn't the first time they've happened. There were 3-4 in a 10 minute span. People have been lighting off fireworks and all, but at this hour? Shit is fucked up.
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>>78894314
This is just background noise, it is one of the reason why you never hear about this shit, it literally is no longer news that Spics and Blacks are homicidal idiots.
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>>78888906
>t. NSA
What did they mean by this?
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>last name is "shorty"
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>>78894930
Hell yeah, I got her number I bet she's single now.
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Repo guy just got shot by a Mexican in a bulls jersey
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>>78895405
All this talk makes me want to go to Taco Bell...
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>>78895438
Imagine if Taco Bell incorporated Trumpism as a slogan.
"Taco Bell - You have to go back"
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>Sandniggers loitering

DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?
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did i just hear that there was an attempt hijack of a cargo plane?
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Four fires...beautiful. Assault in progress? You bet.
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You guys really need to deal with the nigger problem
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2300+ listeners now.

Almost 3 am in Chiraq.

Shit still happening.

It is basically fucking monday morning.
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I turned my state's scanner on, and they speak like once every 10 minutes to check in to ensure the fucking radio system is up due to the dead air

chicago is literally no brakes crime. fuck chicago and other cities that are black
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>Portapotty on fire
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>>78897912

small town scanners are the best.

>sssssssssssss
>sssssssssssss
>sssssssssssss
>beewoo.
>sssssssssssss
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>>78897909
Literally just another day in chiraq.

t. 25 year native
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Which will have the better shooting records?
Chicago on 4th of July weekend or Omar in a gay night club?
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>>78898064

I lived in your lincoln square in 2008, returned for a conference last year.

was really struck by how many fucking cops you have out now, standing in small groups, doing fucking nothing.
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>>78897909
That and a lot of this shit is in 'safe' parts of Chiraq.
>belmont ave
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>>78898108
They can't do anything because then a phone gets shoved in their face recording them
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>>78889372

Nailed it.
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>cars on fire and shit

Chicago is like that though, it can change from hipster starbucks land to literally the third world in 2 blocks.
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>>78898077
Easily 4th in Chicago, absolutely guaranteed.
Shooting count should be at about 200 or so, probably 75 will die at the low estimate. This is the bare minimum, it can only possibly be higher than this.

>>78898108
It's the only way to make sure shit doesn't go down at whatever particular spot they're at. And wherever they chill is a central point for their patrol zone relative to where things are bound to happen in it.
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>>78891374
A couple months of unhindered right wing death squads would take care of it.
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Burning mattresses to get the metal for scrap? Fucking golden.
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>>78898175
Belmont is p south so much that even as east as cumberland (which you should never go west of for any circumstance ever) it's still not part of the actually safe parts. Maywood is literally a couple blocks down from it so, yeah.
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>burning mattresses for the metal
#Justpoorfagthings
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>>78884535
Is this always streaming? Shit why haven't i ever listened to this before?
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Fucking hell, I can barely understand them to the constant white noise.
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>>78898387
How far north should I go for the safe part of Chicago? Irving Park?

Why shouldn't I go west of Cumberland? Isn't it all suburbs and forest preserves out there?
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>>78898254

>They can't do anything because then a phone gets shoved in their face recording them

That is everywhere now. I saw two niggers beating the shit out of each other. Nobody gives a shit. One of the niggers turns his attention to some nigger bitch, yelling and chasing her down. Nobody cares. Troopers show up and cuff the dude up. Suddenly 20 niggers emerge from the shadows, hooting and hollering while holding their Obamaphones high above their heads.
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House destroying fireworks confirmed
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>>78898522
There's a black guy on twitter who listens to it all the time and tweet about it, talks shit about the people doing stupid shit, has bantz with the dispatchers and some officers. It's pretty kek.
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>>78898522

Yeah it is on 24/7.

If you live in a reasonably sized town or county you probably can listen to your local shit too.
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>>78898553
>How far north should I go for the safe part of Chicago

Canada.
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Fuckin Robert gets all the action
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>>78898553
Just because they're "suburbs" or "forest preserve" doesn't mean shit doesn't go on there.
Most of the suburbs are shades of chicago in shittiness. The only nice ones are out Northwest and the further northwest you go the nicer they are, the inverse is also true. The more south/east a suburb is, the shittier it is.

As for irving park, if you mean the rode and not the neighborhood (no it is not safe in the slightest), it's only safe if you're from around here, otherwise natives will eat you alive because they know you're not from here.
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>>78898740
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>>78898614
Is that what that fucking shit was? I swear to fucking god these faggots piss me off with their blowing fireworks off all the goddamn time when it isn't even the 4th yet FUCK OFF
OUT OUT OUT
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>78898929
It's only going to get worse
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>>78897995
This isn't that rare, it is how the dindu tribes stay warm at night.
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>male hispanic passed out sleeping in front of the bar
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>>78898740
Off to the Yukon.
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>>78898615
What's the Twitter?
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>>78899074
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
I actually only happened upon it a couple days ago.
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>>78899226
>https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
Thanks famalam
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It would make sense though for kek to live in chiraq since it's the city of chaos.
Or maybe it's only the city of chaos because kek has taken up residence there?

This really made me think.
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lmao i bet they know theres like 2k people listening
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>>78898802
I figured that Chicago's bullshit made it to the suburbs (its even made it up to WI), just didn't know it was particularly bad west of Cumberland.

Friends who have moved down to Chicago always tell me "its fine-all the crime is on the south side, austin and k-town etc". Fucking kek. This shit is all over the city.
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>>78899497

kek is everywhere mate.
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>>78899596

every night.

you can get an app that alerts you when more than X listeners are online at any time. really handy for doomtards and /pol/iticians
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>>78899667
Well the west of part only applies south of like, irving park rd, north of that don't go east, and don't go east of it south of there of course.
It's all just one big powderkek
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>>78899289
Damn this pic is romantic
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>Kevin Barksdale
>Barksdale

Sheeeeeeeet
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Take a drink for every "suspect: Black male"
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>>78899667
When the knocked down Cabrini Green they scattered the niggers to the 7 winds.

All the niggers from the projects got kicked out and had to start fighting street niggers over neighborhoods.
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>>78900133

this is the route to an early grave m80
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>>78900133
guaranteed alcohol poisoning
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As someone who actively listens to CPD scanners, it should be known the the main channel that everyone listens to cycles through different districts, which is why it sounds disorganized. Look up CPD district 7 on your scanners, that's where all the niggers act up.
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>>78894586

Black kids have rolling firework fights there. Not even joking. They'll run through the middle of the streets in the middle of the night chasing eachother and launching fireworks at eachother. There are some videos on youtube. They'll dart across traffic not even looking launching these fucking things. They've been doing it for at least a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXnjPXvFecI
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>>78899841
Gotcha.

>>78900155
They should have kept the towers up and sealed off the entryways. Let them fucking rot in there.
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>>78900620
They literally play in traffic, unfortunately none of them ever get run over.
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what's the best chicago district to listen to?

Im on Chicago Scanner's site right now

any other cities compete? Biltimore? Atlanta?
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>>78900620
Why am I not surprised.
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>>78899226
https://mobile.twitter.com/CWBChicago/status/747194892678402048/photo/1
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>>78900508
Zone 7 or District 7?
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>>78900779
You should look at district's 7 and 15, occasionally 25, shootings daily.
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>>78900856
District 7, not sure what zone but it should be shared with district 8 I believe
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>>78900872
>>78900935

but why?
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>>78900935
Okay, it is. Thanks.
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>>78884635
How come we never hear about this shit?
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>>78901148
Cuz it pretty much happens all the time, living in Chicago you pretty much turn on the news and shootings are constantly reported.
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>>78901254
>turning on the news while living in chicago
It's like you want to lose whatever faith in humanity you had left.
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Male black with a gun at 0249 hrs woot
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>>78901390
Domestic abuse at 6620 S Hermitage. Look at that fucking house.
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>>78901343
Everyone that lives here is tired of hearing about it and the cops have lost moral cuz blm.
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>>78901434
>6620 SOUTH
Dear god...
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>>78901434
That's a house? It looks like an oversized shed.
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>>78901434
This one?
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>>78901756
That's the one
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>>78900620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBt6y11CK4
Nogwarts
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>>78901756
Jesus fuck, I thought that was part of the house beside it
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>>78901773
When it comes to shitty neighborhoods, I haven't gone past many but you usually see boarded up houses like the one on the left, Detroit 2.0
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>>78901808
Lmao I've seen that shit so many times, never gets old.
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>>78901808
That seems really dangerous but it also looks extremely fun.
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>>78901773
thats not the one. that on the next street over. thats the back of a house.
the one you are looking for is the yellow one on the left with the board for a door and the silhouette of a man in the window. creepy shit.
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>>78901877
I've seen similar things in my relatively peaceful neighborhood. What major reasons do people in Chicago have to board up for? Is there a lot of property damage from gang activity or something?
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>>78884535
>>78884535
>>78884535
First comment on the article
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>>78902231
It really depend on what you wear and what kind of firework you use.
T. Someone who used to be a retard with money during his teenage years
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>>78901808
>nogwarts
kek
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>>78902319
A)Most properties are vacant so boarding up houses is the cities poor attempt at curbing gang activity in these vacant houses.
B)Some houses are boarded up simply because they are not inhabitable for any reason (E.g. asbestos or fires)
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>>78902382
>(((THEY DINDU NUFFIN, GOYIM)))
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>>78902382
>Leroy Goldberg
Kek
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>>78902382
I genuinely cannot tell if these are real or trolls anymore.
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GOD DAMN NIGGERS AND THERE LOUD MUSIC ON THE CORNER
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lookin in the window of a boarded up house in chicago 662(2 or 4) S Hermitage
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>if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
what did he mean by this?
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and... dodge.
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Just got back to our hotel from Halsted and Belmont...this was absolutely insane. How is the news not picking up on this? It was obvious mob action. I was in Berlin at the time everything went down. We get to the street and huge crowds being pushed out of the train areas by the cops. They're ordered bars to close and absolutely everyone in the public to leave. This causes immediate violence, I see a woman punched in the face by a guy, a guy throwing a vodka bottle through a shop window, a fist through an SUV's Windows, bottles thrown over our heads as we're trying to run from this shit. I know /pol doesn't care about lgbtq people and that's fine I don't care what your perspective is that's your prerogative but this was absolutely insane. I saw a gay couple getting beat up and a cop watching and not acting quickly enough to take action when he was just standing there for at least 2 minutes. This was insanity. Any questions about all this dumb shit tonight just as I guess.
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>>78902488
Interesting. Is it legal to board up in a habitable home which has received damage (and is otherwise safely habitable)? I don't see why it shouldn't be. I've seen it in a few houses in my neighborhood. I always assumed it was for cost reasons. I don't think we have a big drug or gang situation around here.

Thanks.
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>>78902894
They aren't called spooks for no reason...
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>>78902981

Wat
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>>78903007
we wuz keks n sheiiit
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>>78903002
Well houses in better neighborhoods are boarded up for renovations or they are unsafe, but in ghettos the only reason is nobody owns a house and niggers and their gangs use them as trap hpuses, stash areas, etc...
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>>78884535

Dumpsta on Fya
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>>78903127
The whole thing was the most ridiculous shit show I've ever seen...the mob was 99% black too.
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>>78902981
>hotel
Welcome to Chicago the city of kek, you just experienced a normal day here.
Would you like to stay forever?
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>>78884535
>A LITERAL DUMPSTER FIRE
>MY SIDES

Chicago is such a hellhole they have literal "dum-sta FI-Ahs" going on. What a time to be alive
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>>78903371
I think the most ironic part about the city is all the liberal fucks thinking they're gonna change everything by being "tolerant" and "diverse", but in actuality they just get robbed and raped
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>>78903618
kek loves irony, didn't you know?
:^)
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>>78903257
>but in ghettos the only reason is nobody owns a house

So most people are renting, or do you mean just plain homeless? I'd assume a mixture of both.

>niggers and their gangs use them as trap hpuses, stash areas, etc.

So wouldn't boarding up homes make it obvious that they're connected to crime?
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>>78902981
>How is the news not picking up on this?
Well... >>78903356
>the mob was 99% black too
Aaaand theres your answer.

>>78903431
To be fair thats not just Chicago, they're a problem in Milwaukee too. Sometimes they'll wheel the dumpster up against a boarded up building before they light it to try and burn it down.
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>>78903749
Not always, cops can't just check every boarded up house, remember the savages shoot each other in the streets 24/7 (and occasionally the innocents going about their lives cuz niggers can't shoot for shit)
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>>78903749
>cops can't just check every boarded up house
Why don't they just do extensive surveillance and profiling of the people going in and out of said buildings? You would think that considering the degree of crime, citizens of Chicago would have little to say against such acts, privacy/freedom concerns aside.

I'd imagine if they found someone going in and out of a building, and then said person is found to have committed a crime, they will have more cause to actually invade the building.
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>>78904189
Well I'm not sure how cops operate, but I'm guessing that would take a long ass time to lock up people and search vacant houses.
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How can anyone even understand anything?

All I hear is "shhhhhhhh beainatwnnyfohour kkkshhhht, krrrk twennfohourowwa".

Fuck, I have a good listening comprehention for the english language but this quality is just fucking ass.
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>>78884535
what is so hilarious about dispatch chicks?
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>>78904338
Yeah, that's a good point. Thanks again for your input.

Any interesting stories to share while we're both still here?
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>>78904492
i'm in the same boat. the noise is comfy tho
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>>78904492
Stop posting anime you cuck, there are boards for it.
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>tfw no dispatcher gf
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>tfw my grandpa was born and raised in Chicago during the Depression and wartime
>tfw he was a dirt poor son of dirt poor Polish immigrants
>instead of doing shit like this he overcame adversity and got jobs before eventually being conscripted

This makes the fact that his son, my father, married a Jew even more painful.
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869 WEST ON BRENDA SHOTS FIRED

MALE BLACK ON TRAIN RED HAT NO SHIRT, BLACK SHOES HARASSING CUSTOMERS HOLY FUCK NIGGERS

1934 ROBERT

HOLSTON AND CLARKE DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE

it doesnt end.
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>oh....okay
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>>78904856
oy vey
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>>78904856
Are you a self-hating Jew or do you use your Jewish powers to acquire sheckels?
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>>78884535
I didnt even hear the orlando scanners going off this much during the aloha gaybar shooting
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>>78904987
Oy vey indeed.

>>78905099
I balance my self-hatred with my Jewish powers.
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The hell is 31 Robert
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>>78905511
33 ROBERT
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>>78887354
i love those comfy pepes

and love rainy mood

and cinemagraphs are also comfy as fuck on big news nights on pol or with vaporwave
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>>78905511
Every cop in the US is legally required to change his name to Robert. They use the # to specify which Robert it is.
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Where my Chicago niggas at? Irving Park checking in
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>>78905511
probably code for robbery. the hard T makes it clearer on the radio
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>>78905665
What's it like living in Chicago? Do you fear for your life every time you outside?
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Armed Gangbangers playing loud music with Drugs!!
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>>78905531
He's a 33rd degree Robert. Highest Robert there is.
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>yfw the Roberts in Chicago are taking over
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Under Trump there should be a Radio Refit.
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>>78905613
>cinemagraphs

Just watch Earthcam
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>>78905707
Nah the north side is fine and is a real quality city if you stay up here exclusively. Once you get out West and down South is where things go to shit. Outside of watching some nigs wild out I've never been robbed or mugged. Plus the Mexicans don't bother anyone around here and are pretty cool
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Shots Fired
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Copfag here
"493, quickmart 19, caller is stating a custom walked in with a picture of a dead body wrapped in a sheet"
Some time later
Kick sheet, just a comforter in an odd position
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Chicago fag here. I live on the south side and have to lock down my bungalow every night. Just applied for mY FOID. Card
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Man Threatening a Sleeping Man.
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>>78905872
Well I'll be damned.

I still kind of like giphy though. It's like before tumblr became cancer from fat kikes from livejournal.

https://giphy.com/search/cinemagraph-city
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>>78905613
They're pretty nice.
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>>78905970
Where from? Please share more.
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>>78905665
Wtf? where are all the niggers standing outside that liquor store? It's daytime.
Oh right, it's too far north for that.
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>>78906102
Is that pepe a van-dweller? Pretty comfy.
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someone jumping infront of a car and causing an accident.

>what the hell chicago.
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>>78906401
Should I go with Van-Dwelling or go straight for the RV.
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why would anyone want to live in chicago?
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Cars on fire ...


>>78906401
>>78906465
My concern is that the RV won't fit through Mcdonalds drive-through.
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>>78884535
nigga stole my bike
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>>78906403
You should come visit.
You australians love highly hostile environments and general insanity.
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>>78906401
I have some train and rainy street pepes too.
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>>78906598
its Tempting but I don't really want to have to Govern Chicago.
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SHOTS FIRED

>tfw chicago every hour
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>>78906465
>>78906574

Get the van, drive through the drive-through until you can't fit in the van and then get the RV.
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Drunk man hit a street light pole. They don't know if he's still standing or not.
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>>78906851
Wise Words.
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>>78906705
Don't worry, I already rule bantertown.
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They use the fireworks as sound cover so if you hear them at night keep your guard up. Local tip.
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these officers are so sassy
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>>78907060
We're coming upon the 4th of July, ya welp.

What happens on the 4th? The negro invasion?
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>>78900155
Why did this make me kek so hard?
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You guys don't get the half of it. Every night/morning on the news they present us with a negro male and a white female or two(ABC/CBS/ABC & FOX all magically have that same demographic set as front people) who proceed to tell us about the latest evil police or a white male did somewhere across the country in which they will spend 5-10 minutes on. They may then briefly mention the 3 dozen shootings from the previous day or two committed by blacks and hispanics, but no race will be mentioned, and pictures or descriptions will never be supplied of the suspects.

Biggest fucking charade in the history of propaganda. Literally criminal.
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>>78907262
As previously stated: >>78898296
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"Im a strong Independant womanz I don't need to pay your taxi fare"

>*walks in house*
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>>78906640
posting some more comfy
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>>78907457
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>>78907492
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>loses car keys so calls the police because lost car keys asks boyfriend if they shot someone.
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>>78905511

"Robert is the police phonetic code letter for R, short for "Received.""
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>>78906586
do you have the star trek one where they beam them up on the transporter?
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>>78884535
holy shit robert must get a lot of pussy
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"now it's a pool party"
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>>78906640
anyone know the name of the person who makes these?
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>>78907412
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>>78907824
I don't know. But have been collecting them. They're all very good.
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Sounds like a cab driver's getting uppity.
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>>78908118
Brainwashing for bluepilled normies, as the mainstream media news has always been.
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>female broke her ankle while trying to climb cemetery fence
How fat can one female be
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greatest happenings of tonight?

>>78904614
what game is this?
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>>78908163
Can't blame him, being forced to take someone home by order of a cop always ends up in the nigger not paying.
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BROKEN LEG
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>>78908434

Days Gone
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>>78908417
Give her a break, it's 5 in the morning. It's hard to climb a cemetery fence at 5 in the morning.

I'm on the east coast and it's 6 here and I won't bother to try making coffee because I know I'll shoot my eye out.
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>>78904614
Just the ones in cpd are hilarious, because it's cpd.
When you have to do the job and put up with all the insanity, you're either gonna learn to bantz or you're gonna lose it.
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>>78908708
update said she was wasted, I guess that explains it

but seriously fence-vaulting is like hood survival 101
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anyone have a link to all of the police scanner codes?
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>>78908906
Cemetary fences here are all built to at least like an 8ft height, which I think is a codified thing to deter people from trying to hop them. Girl was no doubt at least 2hunna and not muscular, fall from that height onto ankle/foot at wrong angle = break.
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reminder that chicago pd has a black site.

homan square
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>>78906574
... and there's no driver at the wheel
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>>78905639
kek'd
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>>78909296

http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html

The numbers they are saying before "Robert" are their beat numbers
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did i just hear "where the blood is on the sidewalk"
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>>78909934
Affirmative.

Just after the report of the man who's been on his porch singin' and hollerin' and it's been going on all week.

Why hasn't he been shot? He must have a golden voice.
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>>78909934
You don't have designated bleeding sidewalks where you're from?
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>>78910081
He's most likely white. He bleeds into bags.
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>>78910230
>bleeding into bags
Sounds awfully canadian.
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>>78910372
Everything sounds Canadian when you spend 3 hours listening to Chicago police who sound like they're chomping watermelon transmitting to dispatch.
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>>78910505
kek, that's because everything sounds incredibly polite compared to that
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Any links to British police radio?
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>>78912140
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/601

Just a quick search as a courtesy.
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Blackman disguised in Black clothes, fucking genius
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Chicagofag here. ItsIt's not that bad just stay from the south. West isnt even that bad til you go south of Roosevelt

PROTIP: typing "chicagoscanner" in twitter is also fun
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Sheboon in an alley hallucinating and screaming at the top of her lungs at 6 in the morning.

I don't know where they find the energy, frankly.
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A man is just pissing out of a window?
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>>78899667
Don't listen to what that pussy is telling you. North of Belmont and west of Cumberland is ok. South of that you start getting into nigger towns. West and north are O'Hare and whites.
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>>78907570
Robert cars are the midnight watch.
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>>78907412
ABC very rarely posts their mugshots, but they usually just say "People have been shot" and then go about their business. They dance around the facts as much as possible.
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>>78901148
It doesnt follow the liberal narrative. Notice how the media is pushing story about the Texas mom who killed her two daughters and was a outspoken supporter of the 2nd amendment?

Niggers killing each other? nah keep that shit on the down low, otherwise we may have to talk about how one race is inherently violent.

News is just propaganda to push whatever the ruling class wants.
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>>78902593
>Leroy Goldberg
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>>78920011
>LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY
>GOLDBEEEEEÈEEERG
"At least I have shekels."
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