>renting an apartment on the croatian seaside via airbnb for almost two years now
>renting it mostly to brits, but bunch of scandinavians also come
>finally after two years of renting, first american shows up yesterday
>very chatty and pleasant fellow, seems like everything will go just fine
>today he calls me and says his shower is clogged and i have to come and fix it ASAP
>obviously thing must be fixed so i called a plummer, met him in the city and went to the apartment with him
>enter the bathroom, see a feet of brown water in the shower, small pieces of shit floating in it
>turns out he shat while taking a shower and tried to mush pieces of shit into the drain with his toes
>not only he did that but he's saying it's a perfectly normal thing to do in his culture, i'll even quote him ''there's nothing better than taking a shit while having a shower''
are you americans really so deranged? i'll never host a single one of you again, you barbaric retards.
>>78870815
bruh that's not normal
We do that here in Canada too. Get a life and move on you Croat piece of shit.
>things that never happened
Americans never say "having a shower" we say "taking a shower."
7.3/10 for making me reply, and only being caught because of a small error
>>78870815
Never heard of anyone ever doing this and you should've punched him in his stupid fucking face.
>>78870815
fucking racist asshole you have to respect american culture
When I was at university we had an American girl in halls who I caught shoving food down the sink with her bare hands and repeatedly pressing the ON/OFF switch for the kitchen electrics. I asked what the fuck she was doing and she told me the waste disposal was broke. I told her we didn't have "waste disposal" systems in the UK and she asked me what we did with uneaten food instead.
They are fucking disgusting.
If not a troll.
It's a country of 300 million people, you got one shitty person. Ask for references next time.
>>78871001
This, OP is a faggot.
>implying there's anything wrong with this
>>78870815
That's normal here?!
Wtf?! This is news to me.
Not taking showers anywhere but home now.
>>78870815
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waffle%20stomp
>>78871001
ok sorry for quoting someone and not repeating what he said word by word, english isn't my native language
it did happen though
>having a shower
Nice try faggot nobody says that here
>>78870815
It's truly a disgusting practice but it's our culture. And culture is culture. We must respect our ancestors, by continuing their degenerate practices regardless of what we may think of them.
>>78871447
In Australia there is a trend among some truck drivers of taking a shit in the road house shower blocks while in transit. The operators have to shut them down and clean all the shit because the other truck drivers start to complain.
>>78871856
Our truck drivers murder prostitutes. Do yours do that, too?
wtf I HATE americans now!
>He doesn't shit in the shower
Unlike eastern Europeans, Americans have jobs and shit. We don't have time to shit AND shower, so we do both at once and save time.
For maximum efficiency, take your toothbrush and a bowl of cereal into the shower with you too.
>>78870815
what the FUG
nobody I know does that
>>78871951
That is standard practise everywhere
>>78871358
Why would you take a shower anywhere but home anyway?
Like in all honesty you're probably cleaner not showering than showering in some random dirty shower
>>78872243
If I'm staying at a friend's for an extended visit.
>>78871856
>Australia
>not even surprised
So do abbos drive trucks now or something?
>>78872382
True
To clarify I really meant any non trusted shower (like public showers some hotel showers etc) are to be avoided
>>78871951
They whinge about indians buying the roadhouses and shutting all the shower blocks.To busy whinging to rape and murder.
Only one I can find
http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/coast-truck-driver-loses-prostitute-murder-appeal/331764/
>A Sunshine Coast truck driver jailed for murdering a Sydney prostitute has lost his legal battle to have his conviction overturned.
>Craig Anthony Lennox, 30, was jailed last September after being found guilty in the Queensland Supreme Court of murdering 50-year-old Mayuree Kaewee.
>Ms Kaewee’s decomposing body was found lying in a ditch at the Beerburrum state forest at Elimbah on November 27, 2004, 10 days after her death.
This guy must have been efficient for an Aus TDriver.
>>78872017
Don't lie, you always did. It's in you Europeans' blood.
You simply can't stop yourselves from hating us.
>>78871145
> a person shits in the shower
> you got one shitty person
*ba dum tss*
Americans are animals, this is not something new.
Also how the fuck do you get that fat and expect to fit up our small stairwells built in the 15th century? Then give me shit about not being able to fit..
Scum if the fucking earth, and that's the "cultured" ones with passports
t. Son of a hotel owner
>>78872017
Fuck you too fazoli nigger
>>78872408
Aborigines or indigenous natives or first Australians ride wheelie bins... leaf.
>>78870815
No one does that here nigger. Nice b8 thread
>>78872591
>whinge
What is this word? Are you trying to say whine? Why would you put a "g" in there? I know it's not a typo, I've seen you do it before. I swear to God if I ever meet you in real life I'll slit your fucking throat with a teaspoon.
>>78870815
hm....was he fat? white? mexican? was he a Yankee (from the North/New england area)?
because its actually taboo to piss in the shower where i grow up. most people absolutely would not do that.
>>78872597
>>78872775
GRRR!
One thing we learnt in the SAS was that your average Yank will shit anywhere. One time, I watched one shit on a shit that was covered in the shit of 1000 americans.
Why do they do this?
>>78873160
that's actually how they spell it and even how some dialects say it (win-je)
>>78870815
Piss on the toes? Yes.
Shit in the shower? Never
>>78870815
KEK
>>78870815
Never
>>78873160
You don't use whinge in America?
verb (used without object), whinged, whing·ing. British and Australian Informal.
to complain; whine.
Origin: before 1150; dial. (Scots, N England), earlier Scots quhynge, Old English hwinsian (not recorded in ME); cognate with Old High German winsĹŤn (German winseln); derivative of Germanic base of whine
—Related forms
whing·er, noun
Think of an Aussie or a British accent and the whining sound we make when we complain.
Dude pooping in the shower is the best way to insure having a clean butt-hole. I'm sorry you smelly Yuropeans have to walk around with shit still stained on your cheeks but don't vent your ignorance on us.
P.S. get a better drain, idiot.
>>78873483
>>78873277
My apologies. Never knew it was a real word.
>>78870815
You're supposed to position your asshole right over the drain and then push the shit down after
>>78870815
OP this isn't normal AT ALL in America. You got stuck with a retard who has no idea what showering is.
I learned to shit while showering because otherwise I would have been late to school for penis inspection day.
>>78870815
>>78870815
I'm about to go have a shower shit right now, you Croat bastard.
>>78870815
I have never tried to force it down the drain so I think you are making this up.
>>78870815
This story sounds vaguely like pasta.
>not enjoying the freedom of a shit n' shower
Fucking commie piece of shit.
>>78873577
Beta faggot.
Wait lads, this guy say he never shit in the shower?
>this confuses the third worlder
>>78870968
This. There's literally a toilet right next to the tub. Normal Americans don't do this at all
>>78870815
Black folks in the south do that too, or so I've heard. Apparently toilet paper is unacceptable.
>>78870983
really?
how vile.
>>78874182
It's normal in real America, maybe not in your liberal shithole state.
I bet you don't even give your guests corn.
>>78872597
I like you, pretty funny that you shit in the shower
>>78874192
When I went to America there was a bin next to the shitter to put toilet paper in. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>78874182
>you have to go back, amigo
A common method of retaliating against prison officers in Australian prisons was to cover yourself in shit during a riot.
Hence the term "to bronze up"
>>78874480
this
>>78874480
A lot of older buildings don't have the pipes for modern dumps and toilet paper. Problem in Europe too.
>>78874480
>>78874591
That wasn't for toilet paper. That was a simple trash can. I've never seen a bin for toilet paper. Where the hell did you go?
What's wrong with it? Seems more like you trying to cover for having inferior third world plumbing.
>>78870815
I see Croatia browses /r9k/.
>>78874542
>Trump married the one to the left
rly mks u think huh
>>78870815
Get off my dick, you're just trying to recreate the magic of
>Hospitality corn.
>>78870815
Only the worst trailer trash retards do that fucking shit. That shit's gross, brah.
You sure he wasn't Indian?
American reporting. NOT NORMAL. I've only pushed shit down my shower drain on particularly interesting evenings or if I've been doing butt stuff.
Was he a baby boomer? They're disgusting like that.
>>78874684
>never seen a bin for toilet paper
http://creativepenny.blogspot.ch/2013/12/thoughts-on-travel-1-bathrooms.html
> For the most part the toilets in Greece are fairly normal and reasonably clean. But because the Greeks have issues with their plumbing, they request that you don't discard toilet paper in the actual toilet, and they provide a bin just for this purpose. This is one of many signs I saw on the backs of toilet doors in Greece.
What is true is that staff at american universities have to inform the internationals from shit tier countries that the shower drains are not for shitting. It happens often enough that they make it a part of their orientation.
>>78870815
My friend once told me that his Japanese flat mates when he was in university did this.. fucked the plumbing for the whole building.. they said it was normal in their country also but they were still told to leave... fucking weird if you ask me
>>78875264
>they legitimately unironically use the greek alphabet for writing things
hahah I always forget this it looks like the fucking wingdings font what the christ why does greece suck so much?
Was he black?
>>78870815
Not an Indian in disguise?
>>78875305
So you need the leftist toilet
>>78870815
This is not normal at all. I have never heard of someone doing this. It's disgusting.
I want to say you're lying but idk.
If you're not lying the guy you're renting too is likely insane and you should kick him out.
>>78870815
Common knowledge that Americans shit everywhere. Your job to clean it up, Nigger.
>>78871072
This and you should have made him pay the plumber.
>>78874140
I wish these were common in the UK, paper just never seems to quiet do the job.
>>78870815
That ain't normal at all. Keep us updated on your American tenant though.
he is a 50 years old white guy from kansas, fat but not obese. pleasant guy except for the incident.
>>78875264
I've heard they do that in Mexico.
>>78870815
WTF, he could get shot in the US For that shit.
>>78875778
those things are just part of a discussion on the healthiest way to take a shit, Japan for example has a lot of squat toilets, that one seems to be an 'either or' shitter.
>>78876042
It's pretty standard. Sitting on the toilet is very bad for your back, especially when you're older. If you're health conscious at all shitting in the shower is the most natural way to go.
>>78873483
How do I pronounce that?
>win-jeh?
>wing
>whin
>whine-jah
Seriously, this word perplexes me. I've never encountered it before.
>>78870815
I just lay a towel rug on the ground toward the toilet walk out really quick and take a shit, takes little effort and no cleanup after
>>78875935
>Not buying a Japanese toilet seat
The japs have been at the forefront of bathroom technology. I'm a weeb and was raised in part by my Japanese aunt; but, I can say without a hint of bias that Japanese toilets are simply the best. You will never have a more pleasant bathroom experience. You will want to sit down just to piss.
>>78872017
Wow, really makes you think.
>>78870815
Pee in shower, ok. Poo in shower? Pajeet-tier.
>>78872597
we are europeans
>>78876412
>Getting a cool stream in your swamp ass followed by air drying when it's 36 degrees with 90% humidity outside.
Feels good man.
>>78876296
Whinge, like binge with a w you fucking idiot
>>78876296
Really? I heard it growing up.
>win-juh
>>78871135
You don't have garbage disposals?
Fuck, do you have washing machines?
I'm legit afraid. What do you do with all the shit left over from dinner if there's no food-eating robot in the sink? Please respond.
T. American
>>78875012
Trump is married to a top-tier foreign supermodel who has lived all over the world and speaks five languages. She is not dumb or petty by any means.
>>78871135
You don't have in-sink-er-ators aka garbage disposals there? That's rather odd,
>>78871407
beat me to it. nice job japan.
>>78876412
how do you rinse your asshole? then you cant clean it with paper, doesn't make any sense
>>78876770
you throw thinks in the trash, and the trash men take it away once a week.
a yank friend of mine was surprised we don't all have dishwashers either.
>>78871001
/thread
kill yourself OP
>>78876876
A wand comes out of the back of the seat that makes it pretty much impossible to crap on and sprays a stream of water at your crack. Give it a few seconds, than use the air (or paper, if it doesn't have it) to dry off.
nothing wrong with a little waffle stomping
>>78872408
Truckers are not people, they are savages of all nationalities.
>>78876991
>impossible to crap on.
how so? cos I have bowel problems man, I fire like a shotgun.
>>78876929
Ahhhh, it's a sewage/drainage issue lots of infrastructure in the UK is of varying sizes and pulverized items would pose an issue.
Whereas sewage in the US was designed with pulverized sediment in mind.
Weird, had it not been for some insane Kansan apparently shitting in a Croats shower I'd have never wondered about it.
>>78877105
Not all of them.
>>78877108
I said pretty much, the newer ones have a cleaning mode you can use first, and I clean mine at home once a week. And it only comes out when you press the button for it when you're done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8KyBlGWI2k
>>78876676
Wait, you just shove your empty food down the sink? That's fucking nasty, how does it not clog up?
Uneaten food goes in the green organic waste bin for composting.
>>78876991
Sounds over engineered, why not just use baby wipes?
>>78877357
There's a sort of grinder that's built in the drain that smashes soft items like bread and uneaten food that then gets washed down the drain as water is sent down.
Search for garbage disposals
>>78876676
i feel like this is a real post and americans dont understand the concept of putting kitchen trash in a sealing trash can
>>78877357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syCccA7ktl4
>>78877510
Less waste, and once you get used to not digging at your ass to clean it, it's pretty hard to go back.
>>78877510
waste, in my case, I wind up needing a lot of paper and wipes, cleaning yourself with water and then doing a cursory wipe with a smaller amount of paper would just be a lot better.
>>78871001
/thread
OP confirmed homosexual
We call them Waffle Stompers
>>78877513
Yeah but what of stuff like bones?
Shoving any amount of solid items down the water pipe will eventually lead to a blockage, no matter how much you shred it up.
Usually, it's rite of passage from father to son. Teaching your boy how to shower shit.
>>78877596
>>78877606
>waste
like all those overengineered parts you have to manufacture?
>digging at your ass
you have to wipe your ass still, water alone isn't going to clean your asshole
That's fucking gross and uncommon
>>78877793
Parts that you use for 5-10 years before they need to be replaced, as opposed to how many wipes/rolls of toilet paper?
>>78877704
That's why it's not common in the UK, most US sewage, kitchen and bath merge and then go to a sewer main in the street meaning the actual pipe from the house is rather large. In the UK apparently toilet sewage and lurched drainage are separate runs
>>78876676
>>78876770
They can't have them because they can use the sharp components as a weapon.
>>78877524
Fascinating, but what would make someone even do that in the first place?
>We have our kitchen sink, let's shove our food down the hole
How many clogs and pipe modifications did it take before it was even a feasible concept?
I mean what next, shoving your shitty toilet paper down the bathroom sink?
>>78870815
Yeah no, "having a shower." Don't think so OP. You got some crazy ass motherfucker right there.
>>78877894
Fascinating. You learn more about our differences on /pol/ than on /int/.
>>78877335
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8KyBlGWI2k
I've never felt so enlightened to want to take a shit
>>78877901
Don't be a bozo, bin that disposal.
>>78877957
Well, the waste builds up there when you're washing, right? See,s like a logical idea.
I have a sink net and dispose of that with burnable garbage here though. Garbage is incinerated and used to heat a swimming pool. in winter. If I had a lawn, I'd probably compost.
>>78872747
You should see them inside the historic buildings in New England. Ramps and elevators have been installed in some now.
>>78874260
They fuck dogs. I'm with National Geographic here documenting their degeneracy.
>>78870983
Ew wtf is the matter with you? What's your ethnic background?
>>78877957
It was a 50's postwar "modern convenience" for the "modern American home" because food trash could potentially stink up the house (even tho everyone smoked indoors then) it was a homemaker sell by Sears Roebuck.
Marketing, making people think they need something they don't.
>>78870815
What?... I thought everyone did this?
>>78872747
You're going to talk shit when your country is 44% overweight.
>>78877357
UMM EXCUSE ME FAG THE GREEN BINS ARE FOR LANDFILL CONTENT I.E. NON RECYCLABLES
COMPOST GOES IN THE BROWN BIN
>>78875056
haha oh yeah that was very funny. Stupid kraut.
>>78870815
You made me laugh out loud. For real I almost fell off my chair.
>>78873226
I had a similar experience. When I was in the JTF2, I was mortified to discover American DEVGRU operators coating their bullets in human shit before loading them into their magazine. Pretty barbaric stuff
>>78870815
>''there's nothing better than taking a shit while having a shower''
I have heard of this but I'm not sure what part of the country this is normal in. It was a big joke in the army but appealingly it happened there occasionally too.
Good thing you didn't have Mexicans. They won't flush toilet paper and if there is no trash can they will pile the soiled papers in the corner. They don't believe our plumbing can handle toilet paper.
>>78878434
No dear, organic waste goes in the green bin for composting, paper and carboard goes in the blue bin, plastic, glass and metal goes in the brown bin and everything else goes in the black bin.
Savage colonials.
>>78878587
Same thing in Mexico, non standardized sewage runs out of the buildings.
>>78870815
Yes, i poopy-doopy every time i shower-ower.
>>78878587
Also the Mexican sewage, once flushed makes it's way north and tries to cross the border illegally...
>>78878558
>rican DEVGRU operators
We'll shit in a MRE box in a tank.
>>78877793
>water alone isnt going to clean your ass
But it will. I didnt have any paper once and put the shower hose near my ass to clean it. Literally just hold it there for 30secs to a minute and it's much cleaner than when using toilet paper only. Take a small amount of paper after and check if everything is fine back there and youre set.
>>78876991
remote control toilet
hmm
never happened
but either way,how bad is your plumbing that it can't handle some mushed shit?
>>78879013
That's poor translation, it's a wall-mounted panel.
The way we recycle here you end up having a larger carbon tax ..I personally only do things that make my life better/easier so i have one bin where everything goes besides fruit/coffee things that i want compost.
never fall for the recycle to save the earth meanwhile we pollute the earth and increase population meme
>>78870815
>saying it's a perfectly normal thing to do in his culture
>>78878587
>They don't believe our plumbing can handle toilet paper.
In some poor areas, it can't.
Also, if you're in the military, you learn quick to make one square fukken last, or to flush like fifteen times. There are definitely toilets in the world that cannot handle so much as 1 ply toilet paper. Toilets on ships and planes are shit, and toilets in government buildings are even worse.
>>78878588
thats it m8 where taking this 1 outside
compost in the brown bin
recyclables in the in-both-languages-and-also-a-symbol labeled blue bins
trash in the green or black bin
or else
>>78879202
Are you threatening me?
>>78870815
I always do that. I shit and then push it down the drain with my feet. Its actually pleasurable
>>78870815
THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED
>>78877894
>lurched drainage
wut?
>>78878339
I'd be scared of it eating my hand, think I saw it happen in a film sometime
>>78878434
green is for paper and cardboard, you silly leaf
compost(and waste food) goes in teh brown bin though
>>78878587
some bitch(I'll let you guess the race) once shat in the breakroom at my old work
>>78878588
blue is cans etc, green is papaer, brownis compost
>>78878823
not surprising, kekked
>>78879075
>wall-mounted panel toilet
hmmm
>>78879363
>>78874182
All normal anericans do it
>>78870968
Fuck off your not normal
>>78874260
Irish are vile
>>78878031
Sure your totally not baiting
>>78871145
People who dont do it are shitty
>>78878314
Im indian but why does it matter?
>>78878342
This
>>78878588
Stfu savage brit
>>78879326
giv me 1 min 2 hacc this dart b4 i nock u thef fuck out bud
>>78879469
What sort of third world county do you live in?
>>78879469
>some bitch(I'll let you guess the race) once shat in the breakroom at my old work
Wait like on the table?
>>78879598
It's treason then.
>>78879594
>All normal anericans do it
>Im indian but why does it matter?
>>78870815
Croats are deranged and retarded
>>78879594
>>78870815
Nothing wrong with this.
You have shit shower europoor.
>>78879738
That wasnt to you dickhead
>>78879781
poo in the loo you disgusting savage
>>78870815
>shit that never happened: the post
>>78879610
mancunia
>>78879641
yep, so the story goes
it wsa dismissed as a "medical emergency" and she kept her job
>>78870815
Just confirming OP's story, I'm his boyfriend and I remember the events really clearly because we were having a hot felching session when the americano interrupted us.
>>78879753
Im CANADIAN not Indian. I said Indian is my ethnic background dumbass
>>78879777
This
>>78879885
Your disgusting you pansey afraid to poop in the shower
>>78870815
Was he a southern? Fucking scots-irish bastards.
>>78879938
Utter bollocks, I'm in Manchester.
>>78880003
No, you're a paki.
>>78879920
If it didn't happen how did the drain get clogged then dumb dumb?
>>78880076
well, yer doin it wrong, faggot
give us a shout, I'll see if I can here you
>>78870815
>"theres nothing better than taking a shit while having a shower"
oh gad where'd my sides go?
>>78870815
#notallamericans
Why the h8, bro?
>>78880076
couldn't here you
also, I'm a little outside manchester to the north
>>78880213
What shithole part of Manchester do you reside in? I bet it's Oldham or Wigan.
>>78880370
near prestwich
>>78873226
oi m8
>>78870815
KEEKEKEKEKEKEK, this is fucking bait, my sides are done for. Thanks anon
>>78880578
I didn't realise dirty north Mancs were so backwards with their bins.
>>78880887
Stfu ur dirty
>>78870815
>stomping a shit down the shower with your foot
god
i haven't heard that phrase in such a long time
>>78870815
This is not a normal thing to do in our culture. This person was obviously retarded. Don't let this sour your outlook on all Americans, most of us are normal people who do not shit in showers.
I'm embarrassed I even have to write that sentence.
>>78870815
airbnb renting is for whores
>>78880921
Leaf this conversation.
>>78877193
Depending on area, British plumbing can be quite dodgy. My cousins have a device connected to their toilet that is a garbage disposal type chopper.
>>78881169
All North Americans do it. You are obviously retarded like anyone who doesnt do it. It is 100% North American culture you are not normal
Stomp it down the drain? Wtf, just toss it into the toilet like any normal fellow
>>78881816
Normal people dont use the toliet they are cold
>>78870815
Literally never heard of someone doing that who would be deemed "normal" over here. Sounds like you ran across a deranged fuckhead.
>>78870815
This is 100% bullshit
Guy was lying to try and make himself not look as disgusting
>>78870815
That's because our plumbing system is superior to yours. Will try it tomorrow and I bet you 10$ nothing will happen to my pipe.
>about that ten dollars, im not sure if it will have any value after the market opens thanks to retarded Brits lol
>>78882887
You are defranged fuckhead anyone who doesnt do that is not normal
>>78882991
You are 100% troll and know it because you do it.
>>78882992
I've taken massive poops in my shower and nothing happens. Im sure pipes are even better in america
>>78870815
Probably german american. Even generations of freedom can't rid them of their shit fetish.
>Traveling in murrica
>guns and all stereotypes confirmed
but
>be at hostel in Miami
>7 guys that know each other (from Denver) and me in same room
>a wild shit appears in the tub
>wait for them to come back
>"Which one of you bitches took a shit in the tub, you degenerate faggots fuck you" etc
>I'm lankier than all of their fat asses, but they bitch out and no one admits it
>they go quietly to bed as you feel the tension of the room
>stay up all night trying to figure out if I should stab some of them
POO IN LOO MR. USA
>>78876770
Have you never left the US?
>>78879594
>>78879594
>Im indian but why does it matter?
top kek senpai
>>78883603
Stfu u have shit fetish
>>78879594
This has to be bait, it's so subtle.
Anybody remember back in the day on /b/ people would try to meme newfags into shower shitting?
>dude if you stomp it with your toes it goes right down
>everybody should try it at least once
>washes right down trust me
>>78883833
>hostel
>murka
>>78879594
DESIGNATED
What kind of shitty plumbing do you have out there that a turd can clog your pipes?
>>78870815
>tried to mush pieces of shit into the drain with his toes
this is why i come to this board.
>>78874182
>>78870968
(((Americans))) denying the noble practice of showershitting. Tsk tsk. Don't listen to them OP. Also, you need a septic tank for your shower drain. It's a sign of civilization
>>78870815
Europeans don't shit in showers?
You guys have never lived have you?
>>78871135
It's called a garbage disposal, and all Americans who can afford them get them. They're really nice for the bits of food that usually get caught in the sink drain, instead of having to dump them in the trash you just run the disposal.
>>78874294
Kek. Underrated.
>>78871001
/thread
>>78877883
She has bigger balls than any jap.
>>78887728
>She has balls
American's believe this.
>>78870815
>turns out he shat while taking a shower and tried to mush pieces of shit into the drain with his toes
Tbhfam sometime you just have to waffle stomp a turn through the grate
>>78870815
I always like these threads because you can tell how infected the board is with normie scum
>>78887843
Turd*
>>78872747
>shitaly
lel okay faggot. stay mad you aren't American, wario.
>>78887796
What the fuck are those giant walnuts between her legs then?
>>78870815
This is fucking hilarious.
If true I've possibly browsed your Airbnb listing. Pls don't cut us all out. This is unheard of. There's even a Seinfeld episode about how peeing in the shower is unacceptable.
>>78871135
Never understood why euros get so fucking uppity about garbage disposals. They're useful.
>>78878587
>Mexican friend of my gf moves to USA. Normal decent looking well educated religious guy
>visit his apartment
>shitpaper in the trash can
>"bro we don't do this here"
>gf is laughing at him. Doesn't do this at her moms house in Mexico and is shocked that he does
>>78888462
Fat rolls that are decaying due to lack of blood circulation.
>>78877510
because my ass is hairier than my head, and then I have to pick out little nodules of shit from my ass hairs when I wipe. normally I make sure to eat so much fiber that I practically shit out rocks so there is little to no residue, but I presume a bidet or a cool weeb toilet seat would be better.
>>78877883
>>78888625
And she has a diet coke, for fuck's sake. She could have been pretty.
>>78888832
2 of them. Check her hand and basket.
>>78879363
>>78880123
kek, another brown down
>>78874140
and thats why we are the maser race
>>78883833
>florida
>>78870815
haha what the fuck. was he extremely obese? that's the only reason I can think of, since they can't wipe their ass I'm guessing they shit in the bathtub and use the shower to clean their ass
>>78877883
>Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick
>>78890765
>>78871135
uh... we have these grinder things that are meant to grind up the bits and pieces that float down the drain..
She must've been retarded...
Thats not even how they're supposed to be used... Its incase shit floats down the drain, not to grind up random shit.
fucking troglodyte...
>>78870815
I'm pretty sure i've heard this story somewhere before... /r/fph i think...
>>78871001
I get showers
>>78870815
That's not normal in any country, except maybe India. That guy was just a pig. I'm sorry that had to be your first experience with us.
