James eats a sandwich
Richard files some papers
And Matt has a conniption fit.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/matt-leblanc-is-planning-to-quit-top-gear-if-co-host-chris-evans/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf29686696
>>78857374
What was the BBC thinking when they hired Chris Evans?
>>78857374
Those top gear specials are great m8. I enjoyed the Africa one
>>78858067
>>BBC
>>thinking
Erm....
>>78858067
They'll probably replace him with something that has 16 genders and is part of 3 species.
>there are plebs not watching superior anime
>>78857374
I seriously hope the BBC goes bankrupt from slaughtering its golden cash cow.
>MFW Britcucks end up still having to pay TV license fees once the BBC folds
>>78859095
FACT typing FACT makes you look like a fucking asshole.
>>78859059
Next show the bike washing scene, that was great.
>>78859095
>SERIOUSLY GUYS, THE SHOW IS DOING GREAT! FACT!
>>78859545
They're pretty even in my book. Both are based.
>>78859349
Because he is
>>78860136
>>78860136
Chris Evans is like 70% legs, he should give some of that to the manlet to his left whose legs seem to be missing a few inches.
>tfw America cucked England again by getting their biggest show
lmao enjoy the new Amazon "not top gear".
>>78858067
>we need a numale cuck self hating white to appeal to all those millennial leftists who don't watch this show anyway!
Old Top gear is a representation of the UK before the EU and multicultural policies.
New top gear is the result of marxist EU import niggers policies.
>>78860136
I just half fixed Top Gear just by looking at faces. This alone will boost rating by 25%.
>>78859059
What anime is this?
>>78859059
>there are "adults" masturbating to cartoons instead of getting laid
>>78859095
Fact: Nobody that I introduced to top gear here in the US has any interest in watching the show without Jeremy, James, and Richard.
>>78862176
Exactly
Those three were the only reason anybody watched the show
>>78860466
>British individuals filming a British show
>broadcast on a US streaming provider
>paid a fortune
>target market primarily brutish
>British humour
>US amazon purchases provide most of the funding
>fucked
You have it backwards m8
>>78862507
He said cucked.
>>78862507
>target market
>british
>>78862380
token nigger present
The funny thing is that the original cast hated each-other as well but they got on with it because they respected each-other. The beta nu-male cuck-cast has no concept of respect so surface tensions are getting in their way. The forced diversity probably isn't helping, either.
>>78864255
I wish it had stuck to cars more than blokes and jokes in the latter years, but those three complimented and contrasted against each other wonderfully, right down to the different sort of character you'd get any given pair or solo presentation.
>>78864386
>>78860172
>>78860392
Was this a glitch in the despair code??
When the fuck is actual new Top Gear starting on Amazon?
BBC cucks shot themselves in the foot for getting rid of the only credible and humurous cast, I love it.
>>78859059
>watching anime
fucking manchildren, when will you ever learn...
>Jeremy and May are remain cucks
Shame
>>78860966
>leaving the cunt with the feminist swastika on her chest
Purge them all
>>78859059
As a rider, this pains me extensively.
>>78860966
Nah, Chris Harris and Sabine are the only candidates worth casting who have knowledge of autos.
Although that symbol on her shirt makes me question her even more than before.
>>78865908
That's the meme you dip.
>>78857374
Evans was a terrible choice for host, he's shouty, has a head designed for radio and a complete and utter lack of charisma.
>>78857374
>he hasn't killed himself on camera yet
:(
>>78862176
Fucking this.
Nobody watched the shows for the car reviews, they watched it to see three ridiculously good mates getting into shenanigans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZVi6gaOrk
>>78860136
wtf is he wearing, the guy has almost priceless collection of Ferraris and he dresses like a fucking retard.
nothing fucking matches, Chris Evans should be executed.
>>78859059
>mfw I once saw a fit, big tittied girl wearing a bikini swim suit riding a motorcycle
That was good for like two weeks of fapping without visual stimuli
>>78860136
>irrelevant cocksucker from Friends
>the nu-male's nu-male
>feminist
>token black
>token 'just paki enough"
>other useless faggot
>and tue stig
Christ almighty
>>78858963
>>78860136
Clarkson predicted this years ago.
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=450
>>78866187
Don't expect most normies to know Chris Harris
>>78868916
Satire that became completely unironic.
>>78860136
I didn't know they had a black guy. I haven't watched any of the new episodes.
>>78870334
>Viewers complained about Clarkson's provocative remarks concerning the country's clothing, trains, food and history
kek
I'm not that familiar with Chris Evans, can someone tell me why he brings his children on TV all the time?
>>78870334
>gaffes
More like basedclarkson.jpg
>>78870334
Shitposting 'round the World with Jeremy Clarkson
>>78870867
he was one of BBC rape-babies but turned out to like it very much so they hired him.
>>78870334
The Mexico one wasn't even Clarkson. That was Hammond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhsMGDuU8tA
>a muslim, a ginger, and a jew walk into a bar
>they meet quota and immediately become top gear presenters
>"Shalom"! I told you this combination would work. We are goi..."
suddenly
>HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>SO HOWA COM WHITEY GET A CAR N I DONT?
"t-trayvon I thought you were in priso.."
*evolves from primate*
>HOL UP HOL UP SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN ME
*breaks spicy chicken wing bone and sucks out the marrow*
>SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN....DAMMMN THESE LIL NIGGAS ARE HAWT
"Trayvon I'm sure we can fit you in the show, they don't call it the BBC for nothing"
>SO WHAT YOU IS..
suddenly, again
>CAR SLAMS THROUGH WALL
>CRASHES INTO BAR
>4 causalities, one was a girl celebrating her 21st birthday
>Aren't you boys, forgetting something? :)
>points to chest with a female symbol on it
>nods seeking acknowledgment that she is a woman
and then
"Ok, that's great, I guess if we ask the taxpayer for mor.."
>For some reason the guy that plays Joey from friends walks in
>HOW U DOIN ;) ;) ;) Xd
>>78868820
>the nu-male's nu-male
everytime
For some reason all Americans on this site are convinced Chris Evans is gay
>>78874495
Dear god I think I prolapsed
>>78873122
God that's fukin hilarious
>>78868916
He didn't predict it. He made fun of it as it was happening.
HIGNFY routinely takes the piss out of itself for having minority quotas.
The only reason he wasn't a black woman all along was because he was exceptionally good at his job.
>>78865217
autumn apparantly, they're still filming.
there's some pictures you can look up.
>>78870334
>"murder prostitutes"
>(((murder prostitutes)))
what did they mean by this?
>>78861814
>implying we could get laid even if we tried
>>78858067
>we need someone that has such a big ego he thinks the country will love him for than they loved the trio.
>>78858067
No idea. They should fire him. Right now Matt is practically carrying the heavy burden of the show on his weak little shoulders
>>78862176
This. Top gear with those 3 was my favorite show to watch.
>>78870334
literally none of these are actual gaffes and shouldn't even be controversial. God you brits are fucked.
>>78861814
> getting laid
>trusting women enough to stick your penis in them
i can tolerate matt. the germoney cunt is ok...i guess.. stig is the stig so fine there. but the rest are shit. evans is the worst of them all. cant wait for him to commit suicide and write FACT IM DEAD FACT. evans is nothing more than an unfunny self absorbed dipshit. so in other words a faggot with way to much money and it went to his head. also hes a ginger so that's enough reason to have him killed.
>>78860136
I haven't watched the new series, and do not intend to, but the only good host out of those is Sabine. She's got a sense of humor and can drive.
Chris Evans is a tool (Evident even from the one segment they did with him a few years back) and the others I've never heard of. Aside from Matt LeBlanc.
>>78873122
Literally
>Shitposting: the TV Show
Utter brilliance. I don't think the BBC ever fully understood exactly what brand of special rare gem they had under their roof until it was gone.
>>78876445
He never got in any real trouble for any of them.
He ended up punching his presenter in the face after calling him a "lazy Irish cunt" and that's why he can't do top gear any more
>>78876774
Is the chic the one that they had do some driving in the past? Like the van on the Nuremberg ring.
>>78877135
Yeah, she's barely in it, which is probably bad because she's alright compared to the other four or five or however many there are now.
>>78857374
Isn't the reason all the other people were fired because one of them slapped a Jew
>>78877406
Sucks she doesn't get much airtime.
I haven't seen the new one yet. I can't stand the US version, Australian version pretty much sucks too.
But I always liked her when she was on in the past.
>>78877499
Jeremy got fired, James and Richard quit.
>>78877499
Only Clarkson was fired for punching a mick, the other two left out of solidarity.
They were punished with a massive paycheck from amazon almost immediately.
>>78877703
It's shit, it really is DIVERSITYGEAR
still watchable, but a tragic shadow of its past
>>78862176
This, there's a reason Top Gear US and the other national versions suck ass.
>>78857374
I'm glad the show is failing miserably.
Chris Evans is a pompous dickhead.
>>78877853
>still watchable
No. Stop that. Stop that right fucking now.
>>78877796
That show out yet? I wanna see it.
>>78878072
this fall m8
Forgot new Top Gear is out today, that's how much it sucks.
>>78873122
>"Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican."
>>78859095
FACT: Pick -any- episode of top gear with Clarkson in it, it has better ratings.
>>78873122
fucking hamster bantz
>>78873122
I fookin dieed m8
>>78861440
Someone pls answer this
>>78870334
>driving through Argentina with a number plate referencing the Falkland war
What?
>>78874495
I can't imagine the producers meeting going any other way.
>>78880871
They almost got killed because of that shit, it was intense.
>>78867229
God, that's my favorite episode
>>78861440
>>78880676
Bakuon, literally K-On! with motorcycles. I read the manga for a while and got bored.
>>78867229
>>78881069
Which season and episode was that one?
>>78881067
I guess I never saw that episode, what did his plate say?
>>78880871
The plate number was FKL 1982
>>78881293
>>78881335
H982 FLK get fucked hue
>>78880871
Clarkson's vehicle during that road trip had the letters FLK in the license plate.
They claimed that the plates were given to them by the Argentinian government themselves so it wasn't their fault. Still started a no-joke real motherfucking riot though.
>>78859059
I'm a massive weeb and I love Top Gear, though I haven't even bothered since Clarkson and co left.
Once word got out the Argentinians tried to ambush them at night out on some road outside a village. They chucked rocks and anything they could get their white palms on, ended up smashing some windows out of the crews vehicles and I think some lads got battered a bit awell.
>>78857374
wtf is wrong with the tall guy's face? does he have a disease? or is that face typical of a briton tribe?
>>78874770
>numale
>gay
That would require an ounce of masculinity, which they don't have.
Numales are trysexuals who attempt to pity their way into the pants of women via male feminism and """jokes""" about how white men suck.
>>78870334
Man and I thought Australian leaders were pussies.
>>78859059
fucking disgusting secondaries
the manga is superior
>>78859272
BBC can't go bankrupt its gubbmint
Seriously Brit you need to destroy the BBC in order to fully uncuck yourselves, you are paying for a propaganda bureau of self-loathing.
>>78858067
The BBC only care about the FACTs.
>>78881466
An argy on /int/ said he lives near where it happened and it was a few shitposters that whipped up the entire region in a frenzy by saying British invaders are there to mock the LAS MALDIVES war dead.
>>78881807
That man fucked your mother anon.
>>78858067
They thought they were getting Captain America
>>78865908
Are they filming the show in the UK still? If so they have a good reason to want to back Remain. Now traveling between countries will be harder while filming the show.
>>78866411
He's just unpleasant to look at
FACT: Top Gear UK will be cancelled after this latest season.
FACT: The Grand Tour will be popularly known as Top Gear UK because those 3 made it Top Gear
FACT: BBC loses billions and everyone laughs at their misfortune.
>Matt threatening to quit if Evans isn't fired
lmao
BBC's tolerant and accepting replacement cast couldn't even last a few episodes without going at each other's throats.
This month has been the best blunder in BBC history, between Top Gear bombing, and Brexit fucking them in the ass.
>>78858067
we know the ratings are going to be down a lot, if we get a really annoying arrogant unfunny ginger cuck faggot, then when it all goes to shit we can just blame him
also, he does give good head
>>78859059
ever noticed how 2d has shame? modern 3d has no shame
>>78864255
>the original cast hated each-othe
source?
I think they got on eachothers nerves, but that's part of banter, it's not funny if it's not slightly true and fairly annoying, and you get to give it back
>>78875446
fop gayer is filming its second series, kek, they've got some hutzpa
>>78870334
none of those seem even slightly controversial anymore, 4chan has broke me
>>78870334
>Viewers complained about Clarkson's provocative remarks concerning the country's clothing, trains, food and history
>India
Kek, but thats what makes them the dream team!
>>78891608
>and Brexit fucking them in the ass.
>>78874770
wut? everyone but you is mate
>>78876702
I don't even care enough to hate them
I will never see even one episode
>>78877703
before she started being a wymyn, and was just a good driver
>>78879137
just imagine waking up and you are cuck evens
>>78895381
They gay'd up their cars and drove through the southern states one episode. They bashed america and shitty american cars harder than any other country.
>>78895562
He made billie Piper squirt by fucking her bum. He is a lot of things but he isn't a bender.
>>78860136
What did they mean by this?
>>78857374
>First the Brexit, now the LeBounce.
The U.K. is falling apart.
>>78881424
>>78881335
Denmark being on point here, Get fucked hue.
i feel like i should probably do the usual post i make when someone mentions that stuff.
>>78895970
>fucking her bum. He is a lot of things but he isn't a bender
>fucking her bum
> isn't a bender
probly a homo pedo, he certainly didn't get ahead at the bbc by talent
>>78872016
>BBC rape babies
wut?
>>78878504
Hopefully they keep the dacia sandero meme going
>>78881067
IIRC they said that the southern half of the trip was rather pleasant and everyone was nice, but then they got up north and people started trying to kill them.
>>78860136
>Black
>Woman
>French canadian
>white ginger
>Jihad
>Jew
