Well?
I'd tell him he's about to make Liveleak great again.
>>78832917
Save him, even though he's a complete ass.
>>78832917
Ask for money.
>>78832917
Lend another white man a helping hand. Gotta stick together in dark times.
I would help him up because he's a billionaire.
save him and then kill myself
>>78832917
Offer him to save him in exchange of giving me the VP bid
Ask for money and then pull him up.
T. Chinese
>>78832980
kek
>>78832917
How can he hold his fatass up with such tiny hands? Fake
I'd brake my fucking back saving his life.
His vision must be realized.
>>78832917
> Save him
> Get a nice paying job at the Trump Tower
Noice.
Offer a cigarette.
>>78832917
I am not strong enough to lift a 225lb man
scream like a girl for help.
>>78832917
I'd poo in the loo.
>>78832980
Fucking savage.
Pull him up
Ask him how the fuck he managed to get into that position
Nothing.
Help is for the weak.
>>78832917
is this what it looks like on top of The Wall™?
>>78833111
and you'd get a thanks and maybe a hug
>>78832917
"The wall doesn't need to be THAT high"
>>78832917
>Help Trump
>He offers you money
>Decline and saying you were just being a decent person
>Trump likes you a lot more now due to how sincere yo are and offers you a fuck load of money
>>78832917
Listen, I'd like to help you up really , its a great thing, im gonna help you in a minute, we dont like falling, we like flying or standing or sitting, we love to help, helping is great, we're gonna do good things ok, tomorrow ill talk to my adviosr about falls and well do great things god bless. thank you for winning. and not falling
"I killed Mufasa"
Well?
>>78833441
Ok but there's a chance that I will get more and helping him costs me nothing.
>>78832917
Help him build the wall.
>>78832917
Help him up, joke that he owes me 100 dollars,.
Possibly get it, if not possibly make the God Emperor chuckle a bit.
>>78833545
I want a Job at Mar A Lago then. Not commuting to NY City
>>78832917
Help him up then give him a blowjob for not being a pussy
>>78832917
Help him lay the last brick
>>78833599
ALLAHU ACKBAR.
>>78832917
Save him. He's a fucking billionaire.
>>78833599
This is a trick
>>78833640
except the risk of falling down
>>78833545
>>78833268
>>78833056
Ayn Rand would be ashamed of you. And you clearly don't understand how this great man works. If you leverage your position why would he be generous after the fact? You've proven yourself a beta if you don't try to extract money before helping.
>>78833599
>pic related
>>78833810
>implying I would use my hands instead of my belt which I could easily release if I were in danger of falling
>>78834102
>quick! grab my belt!
>>78833599
mfw
>>78832917
Too scared of heights to get near him. Too weak to pull that flabby body to safety.
You had a good run, mate.
>>78832980
fpbp
>>78832917
>>78832980
>>78833045
>>78833056
>>78833220
what the fuck is this? shills are out in full force today
>>78833599
Throw a coin.
>>78833723
>Save him. He's a fucking billionaire.
Yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but I'm also about 90% confident that anyone who saved his life would walk away from it with at least a six-figure reward, and nine figures is in the realm of possibility.
Also, while I don't think he'd be a good president, I also think he'd be a less horrible president than Hillary.
>>78832917
Help him up.
>>78833599
Help him up.
>>78834362
>Anyone that doesn't conform to my hugbox is a shill
fuck off, dude. Trumps a shit candidate.
>>78834479
hahaha, Yes, expect gratitude. That's something that is certainly forthcoming.
>>78832917
That will be one million dollars a piece of your daughters ass and a pick of rand paul as the vice president mr trump?
>>78834499
>Trumps a shit candidate.
Thank you for voting for Hillary.
A payment of .05USD has been deposited into your paypal account
Keep up the good fight :DDD
Risk my life to save the god emperor, what kind of faggot bitch would i be if i didnt help?
He could throw me off if he thought it would MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>>78832917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbagNS_pBM
>>78834830
Didn't say I was voting Hilary, leaf, just said Trump is shit.
Why don't you worry about your own garbage leaders instead
>>78834911
Good little cuck, you know who your masters are.
>>78834435
topkek
>>78832917
Get clear of the area. Traitors have angered President Trump, making him hulk out and grow giant, then begin pulling over their buildings.
>>78832917
Tell him my wish list as I save his life.
I'd lie down so my body and legs were on the building and only my arms were protruding out
id say "hold onto my arms!" and then when i put littel effort into holding trump id let him slowly slip off and fall all the while shouting "I CANT HOLD HIM, I CANT HOLD HIM" for the benefit of anyone in earshot
after he falls to his squishy death, id be all morose and sad and talk to people about how i feel bad about not being able to save but deep inside id be thinking ...teehee...!
>>78834102
>implying you're not poor2gal to afford one.
>>78834499
This is "LE DRUMPF XDDD" level of memeing, it's retarded dull shit. As expected of shills.
I don't care if someone doesn't like Trump, but at least spare us your unfunny circlejerk.
>>78834362
>>78834830
You guys have a very thin skin.
>>78832917
high five with both hands
>Trump hanging onto a ledge
>Anon randomly visiting a NY rooftop
>pulls it up, its a cardboard Trump
>Donald steps out from behind a column and says you passed the test.
>>78833908
No, he would need to give me money before i lift him up.
>>78834362
I support trump, but i support myself more.
>>78832917
I would help him up.
I'm not a murderer, gee Bill.
>>78832917
>>78835198
ironic
>>78835422
Ask for money
>>78835422
spit on his face
>>78835270
>he makes you give the cardboard trump back
it should be mine, i saved it :(
>>78832917
Give my life for his
>>78832980
Noice.
>>78835422
I would use my hammer for this jew too.
>>78835422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJ9jZ-_fFc
>>78834362
I support Trump but that canuck was fucking hilarious desu
>this thread again
>same responses
Totally not a shill thread
>>78832917
I would extend my hand down to help Mr Trump to climb back up to safety. As I reach down with my open hand he suddenly lets go, his eyes brimming with a confidence that simply confuses me as my heart stops dead in my chest.
As he fast approaches the ground a troop of cherubim burst forth from the heavens and guide Mr Trump safely to the ground.
>mfw
>>78834362
Have a sense of humor. Dangit.
Well, unless you're his wife's son...
>>78835204
>You guys have a very thin skin.
SHILLS EVERYWHERE
THE THREAD IS BEING SLID
>>78835734
Don't worry, most posters are underage fuccbois that can't even vote.
>>78832917
>All that hard work in the gym finally pays off.
Use all of the functional strength I have to lift Donald to safety.
It wouldn't be easy because he is a big guy but I'd kill myself before I dropped him.
>>78833111
Kek blesses your answer
>>78835480
>I have to meme about killing trump for this place not to be a circlejerk
lmao
>>78835204
not really its the thread equivalent of that ugly dude wearing the 'make donald drump again' hat. who else makes threads about that beyond shills
>>78834435
>>78832917
Give me a small loan of $1m
>>78835422
Save him, make sure the whole thing has loads of publicity. I wouldn't ask for money because I wouldn't need to. I would benefit moniterily.
Using fame and fortune I would go on talk shows and discuss Soros as if he were my friend, but in doing so I would be explaining to everyone just how powerful he is, and his cultural campaigns.
I would often say "hmmm, damn, really makes you think"
>>78834573
Man, you don't survive in business by openly failing to reward people who bring major benefits your way.
If you're that much of a dick that you wouldn't offer a hearty reward to someone who saved your life, with no professional obligation or paycheque, you wouldn't have a lot of people willing to do business with you.
>>78835983
for you.
>>78834663
>says yes
>next day you disappear and are killed
>no one cares because, after all, you're just some spic
>Trump starts a military charity in your name
>>78832917
Help him up
Have a grateful bazzilionare friend to hang out with
>>78835913
I do have a sense of humor that's why I think this thread is really dumb lmao
>>78836117
I'm just replying to this because I'm legitimately interested in what you'll say next
>>78832917
>>78835037
Ohhh, ow, ow, ow. My ego and pride, you really hurt me with your scathing four letter buzzword.
Also
>masters (plural)
>Trump is a single person
I don't expect much from an american but obviously you want to keep america shit so the next generation is even shittier than you, and you look good by comparison.
Go dye your hair.
>>78833599
LONG LIVE THE KING
>>78835422
I always wanted to step on the persons fingers like in the movies.
>>78836298
I'll respond when you actually have something to say m80
>>78833599
At least in this case we can explain why he's hanging off the ledge: there was a shekel
Regardless of whether we help him up, we'll never stop hearing about how six million jooz fell off that building
>>78834362
Nobody likes Trump even though he's much better than Hillary.
It's just his wild charisma, his hair and the endless meme potential.
IN the end he's just another filthy crooked billionaire.
The GOP candidates seem worse very year. I wonder how they'll manage to do worse than Trump in 2020.
>>78832917
Piss on him
>>78832917
HONEST QUESTION:
How would you save somebody in this position? Trump is a big guy, if you give him your hand... you're going against gravity and with all that weight Trump has... you'd go down with him right? You would only offer one hand to attempt to pull him up? Seems unreasonable...
>>78832917
i doubt he'd give you more than $100 or a free meal at his shitty hotel restaurant, so like someone said time to make liveleak great again
>>78836559
Just use your legs, even a woman would be with decent form.
>>78836409
I agree with everything you said m8, I have no illusions about Trump, I think his wall is kinda dumb and he's not going to actually change anything when in office.
these threads are retarded though desu desu famalampai
>>78836559
In times of extreme stress and panic the adrenaline rush you get makes you temporarily superhuman.
You could do it if you really wanted to, but likely, Trump would have to put in some efoort as well.
>>78834479
>and nine figures is in the realm of possibility.
Small loan of a billion dollars confirmed.
>>78833231
My nigga
>>78832917
Tell him my services are for sale in the free market and he only need wire me the necessary funds.
>>78836559
you can't deadlift 225lbs?
Well?
>>78832917
people think hes falling but hes actually laying the last brick down for the border wall.
>>78832917
>>78836559
>>78837482
Not risk my life trying to pull a hefty, 70-year old man up over a perilous ledge as he hangs by his fingers (and provides zero leverage whatsoever). I do not have the necessa- no, -sufficient- mass to feel confident that I won't go over with him. There must exist a ~70% chance of success, and I foresee a 80% chance of failure instead.
>especially because on the tops of tall buildings, it can get exceptionally windy
>windy enough to blow a free-standing human being not grounded to anything off a ledge
>while "holding" Trump
I wouldn't try that with anyone else, either- you'd have to wonder what the hell Trump was doing to end up in that situation. Was he doing something smart, or was he chasing a pigeon that stole his bagel? Especially if it turns out to be one of his own buildings. If it was a random building, I'd at least think about trying and feel bad if I couldn't do anything to save another human being from going splat.
But I don't help stupid people who end up falling off of their own buildings. I'd think they earned that shit.
>>78834435
Underrated
Help him up, and ask him if he'd be willing to help me turn my life around in return by giving me a decent job with room for promotion
>>78837517
>start video recording.
>get her to admit all of her crimes as she loses strength in her fingers.
>help her up.
>Save her life and destroy her career.
>????
>profit.
And that's me being sympathetic.
>>78832917
If I tried to save him I'd might fall. I would call for help though.
>>78836387
You're silly and get offended too easily when people make fun of the candidate you like.
>>78832917
eh Id save him, hes still a human being and has no chance at winning the presidency anyway
>save him
>get a reward
>make American great again
There's literally no reason not to save him.
>>78837517
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>>78837901
You're stupid if you're serious.
You'd be killed asap.
>>78837893
I'd ask for a comfy normie government job with good pay and early retirement once he gets elected.
>>78832917
Final stump for trump.
>>78835422
He's almost dead already, so best option so offing him won't help, but getting him to fork over a lot of shekels would.
>>78837010
This.
>pull off belt, fasten the buckle
>stand on edge
>emporer trump takes the belt in his left
>deadlift like my country depends on it
>he one arm dynos three feet over my head
>"nice work anon, really great work. The truth is i didn't need your help, this was just a loyalty test. And you passed."
>i become emporer of earth while he conquers the stars
>>78836559
you dont give him your hand, you grab him under his armpits and drag him up so he can add his own strength to the attempt to pull himself up
taking his hand makes no sense since it would only mean him loosing his grip on the precipice and putting ALL his weight on you
>>78832980
Eat shit jew.
1. Take out phone
2. Tell him I am Mexican and Islamic and a Democrat
3. Film his death, all the way down
4. profit....
>>78832917
I'd ask him what the fuck he was doing on top of a skyscraper in the first place
>>78834663
This is the correct answer
>>78832980
>>78832917
XDDDD just like the last 60 times we've had this thread
>this fucking week.
>>78832917
I'd earn myself a fortune.
and save the future president of the united states of america.
>>78832917
Save him. Then find the one who pushed him off and offer his/her head on a platter to the God Emperor.
>>78837224
>nine figures
>a billion dollars
Bong education everyone.
>>78838113
>what is live streaming?
Yes I'm aware of how bloodthirsty the Clintons are.
If I get into a horrible "traffic accident" afterwards then that's how it is.
>>78832917
I just need a small loan of $1,000,000 to help you up
>>78838811
>Someone actually took my low energy bait
Thanks burger-kun.
>>78838285
I might put that out there, but I just don't like the idea that I saved him to get something. I'd want it to be pretty clear that he doesn't owe me anything.
>>78832917
I'd help him up. Ask if everything is ok. Call an ambulance if need be. Then be on my way to vote for him.
>>78832917
Make him Sign a contract where he agrees to make me his legal heir to all his fortune, as well as having his daughter as sex slave.
>If you disagree, there's the pavement buddy.
>>78832917
>for America James?
Back off.I'm fucking afraid of heights.
I would try to help him but let's be real here Donalds a big man are any of you here strong enough to help him in that situation without fear of being pulled with him?
>>78832980
Lmao
I told a spic I would take a bullet for Trump the other day.
I don't understand why he got mad, he's Salvadorian
I'll save him, then watch him go live on TV to tell the world how a filthy shitskin pushed him off the roof, and he survived solely on the basis of his willpower and desire to MAGA, while I was stomping on his hands.
>>78838049
I don't like Trump as much as you think I do
also idk am I really getting offended easily, or is it just that I'm really distasteful of empty insults like photoshopping Trump/Hillary to look dumb and shit on the level of that
or well. now that I look at what I typed I guess I am getting butthurt over nothing. idkkkkkkk anymore, back to shitposting for me I guess
>>78833599
Poo on Jew
>>78833062
>dark times
>dark
>like the skin of mexicans
kek
>>78832917
Even if you are 100% against his policies/ideas and hate him, you would be a fool to let him fall. He's fucking loaded dude. You could ask for anything. Don't want to live in America with a chance of him being president? Oh Mr Trump since I just saved you can you pay for me to move to Iceland? Plus you're standing over a presidential candidate. He falls and everyone is looking at you. Assassination.
In prison.
You could have had your own island.
>>78834362
Jesus. And you lot keep crying about how easy it is to offend libshits and how they keep propping up strawmen in any argument.
>>78832917
give him a small loan of 1 million dollars and see if he can pull himself up
First, I'd hold his arms to stabilise him so I can ask him a quick question.
Then, I'd ask him what his policy is on ex-muslim apostates entering the US, and how he would identify an ex-muslim apostate (who doesn't drink alcohol or eat meat, and therefore not pork or shellfish) trying to enter the US on holiday.
If he didn't have a foolproof method to do this, I'd just hold him there until he came up with one. Then I'd pull him up when he did. If he didn't want to come up with one, I'd just walk away.
>>78834435
>>78836550
Who is that??
Hand him another brick and compliment him on building such a high wall as he promised, with his bare hands.
What a President!
>>78833599
I would help him because it's entirely possible someone else will die if he lands on someone.
Unless this is newyork or toronto or something where its not majority white and it's likely he lands on a foreigner then by all means Fall.
>>78834435
>>78839685
my mum
>>78833599
>>78834435
>>78836226
lel m8 good 1
>>78836559
I lift for trump
>>78839602
Trump already changed his mind and said all Muslims can come to the U.S.
>>78832917
Help him up, kneel and pledge my life to his. I'd be his most trusted companion, always with him and in the end I would either give my life for his or stand beside the mightiest man in the world as his shield.
Trump Vult!
>>78832917
Its a bit high and he might pull me over so I'd probably just walk away and tell someone he was there.
>>78832917
nuffin
>>78832980
put me in the /r/4chan screencap pls
>>78832917
Bet him a million dollars he can't do a pullup and get it in writing. Kick his face as he signs the contract
>>78832917
Oh I love these facebook posts.
>>78832917
>pic related
>>78832917
Killing Donald Trump would impact Clinton's legitimacy in such a way that nobody would ever accept her as president. If you think Obama had it bad, Clinton would get it even worse if she ran unopposed. As much as i hate Hillary, I think this country would fall apart if she were viewed anymore negatively than she is now, in the absence of Trump.
>>78832980
Funny.
Honestly I'd let him up and in return, hope he tells me his true plans once he gets in. I want to MAGA, but i'd like to talk to the guy considering he owed me one.
>>78834435
I would jump off the building.
>>78840681
>save someones life
>he owes me one
jew
>>78835422
>>78835422
ask him to reveal his secrets or i kill him, and then when he does, kill him anyway
>>78832917
>save him and say
"Please make America great again."
>>78836153
This guy gets it.
>>78840801
Steal Karen from them.
>>78832917
pee on em
The answer is obviously save him. As a atheist, I know that morality is inbuilt by evolution, and I find it hard to work against it.
>>78832917
>>78832917
I'd tell him to pull himself up and stop being such a pussy.
>>78840796
He doesn't "owe me one", but in that moment i can imagine hed be pretty eager to thank me and talk to me. I'm really curious about the man. I'd want to know hoe he really feels about abortion, if hes actually a race realist, if he thinks maybe the israelis as well as the saudis had something to do with it. Trump is 1000x better then the rest but hes still an enigma on some things. After saving him, i'd like to talk to him indepth if possible. No jewy at all, just curious.
>>78841593
by "it" i mean 9/11
Is this even a question? If you save him expect a shit-ton of thank you money, a free room for life at any Trump hotel, free Trump steaks (and complimentary Trump bottled water) and pretty much being set for life.
Id fucking help him up and shine his shoes, Im poor af I need money.
>>78841235
>DEBATE ME, FAGGOT
>>78833599
throw a penny off the building and watch him kill himself
>>78833908
>Ayn Rand would be ashamed
I don't care what welfare queens think
Lift our god emperor to safety.
>>78843217
and on top of that, a fucking jewess
>>78834362
Its just banter get over it
>>78832917
as for a shit load of money
>>78832917
Save him.
He'll be grateful and he's rich so you could get a lot of money.
>>78834435
>>78832980
>>78832917
Help him up, obviously.
Even if you hated Trump odds are the reward would be worth it.
>>78833599
I dinci nuffin
>>78832917
I would help him up and ask for a job on his security detail because they obviously are not doing something right.
>>78844448
Wise words.
>>78833599
I see nothing.
>>78832917
Wondering how he climbed up the whole building
I'd help him because I'm not a murderous antidemocratic libshit nu-male.
>>78832980
Fuck you but i laffed
>>78832917
>>78832917
jump myself
"Hang in there, Mr. President. You've got a wall to build"
*reaches down and pulls him up*
>>78848642
outta my way stark shits
>>78832980
Fpbp no exceptions
>>78832917
I would pass Trump the last brick for the wall he is building in that picture. He got the height right imo.
>>78833599
Obviously this is a trap, the jew has surrounded the area with hidden cameras that will expose you for an anti semite if you don't help him, however if you do help him you are potentially contributing to the downfall of western civilization.
Either option presents a negative outcome for western civilization so the obvious solution is to climb down and join him for solidarity, he has been hanging from the ledge for longer and his grip will surely be weaker than yours unless you are a fat fuck. Joining him on the ledge also brings with it the benefit of potentially redpilling members of the public when the footage from the cameras are broadcasted in the news, you would be asked why it is you chose to do something so stupid and your response should be that you did it as an act of solidarity after the holocaust and after white nationalism figuratively left jews hanging onto the side of a skyscraper for dear life.
You should act like as much a strawman leftist as you can, this would cause viewers to associate political correctness with dead jews and therefore the holocaust and therefore Nazism.
Many leftists may even imitate your act of solidarity.
>>78832980
>>78834362
>implying this thread isn't a full setup for shills
>>78832917
Be honest, are you a fucking faggot, OP?
>>78832980
top kek
>>78832917
Stand back and watch as he is obviously putting the final touches on his wall.
>>78834435
lek
>>78840801
tell it that i will migrate to it.
>>78832917
I'm not voting for him and don't particularly like him but I would immediately help him up.
This thread is silly.
>>78832980
kek'd
>>78832917
I would help him up, mention that I voted for him, and then tell him I am looking for a job.
>>78832980
>all those "1 post by this ID" replies
>>78836559
>Trump is a big guy
For you, also why isn't your belt made of weaved paracord to safely tie to a rail and his waist while waiting for help to arrive?
>>78833599
THIS >>78834435
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.
>>78832917
I would make america great again
Step on his fingers and hope we default to the one sensible candidate running. Bye bye drumpf!
>>78832980
desu, this is like the 3rd time I'vw seen this. If anyone else searched this same phrase on 4plebs I'm sure it'll come up at least 10 times, if not more.
>>78849127
have some niggers migrate onto it
>>78832917
If those tiny hands could take it, I'd pull him up.
1 POST BY THIS ID
Save the wealthy and powerful man?
I think so.
>>78832917
>help Trump
>get monies
*viciously grab both of his hands*
*lean in close to his face*
"I killed Mufasa!"
*throws him to his death*
>one time Trump's car broke down and a random passerby gave him a ride home
>in return he paid off their mortgage
Imagine what he would give you for saving his life.
>>78854790
a jewess wife :^)
>>78832917
>1 post by this ID
>over 230 replies
Reported
MODS MODS MODS CLEAN THIS BOARD UP
>>78850170
Best response..
>>78832917
Be amazed at how strong TRUMP is.
Literally climbed a skyscraper with his bare hands.
i am disappoint
>>78854974
>thinking 4chan mods give a shit about this site
Remember anon, they do it for free
>>78833599
>what happens if you drop a penny from the empire state bulding.jpg
>>78834362
>he actually supports Trump
>>78850170
criminally underrated
>>78832980
>a fucking leaf
>>78833441
>a thanks and maybe a hug
for some people that would be more than enough
Throw sand in his eyes.
>>78832917
Like any normal, well adjusted, moralistic human being, I would reach out my hand, while securing myself safely to the roof, and save a man.
It does not matter who the man is.
Let him drop and watch him pull an Alex Mercer cuz The God Emperor won't show off his powers unless his life is threatened
>>78833469
Underated
>>78834362
>muh shills
You dumb faggot Trump is a shit candidate. This isn't your fucking hugbox you inbred piece of shit.
