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Why are Australians so skilled at banter?
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Why are Australians so skilled at banter?
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>>78784960
we weren't joking
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>>78785022
You see, it's incredible.
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>>78784960
Have you seen that border crossing show they have? They're just cunts m8, it's in their blood.
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>>78784960
You can't go outside because you will either die from radiation/dehydration or wildlife that will fuck your shit up for good.
So all they can do for entertainment is drink beer all day and shitpost.
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>>78785173
Pretty much what I was going to say
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>>78784960
Yes, yes, well done England, well done England!
H O W E V E R
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>>78785229
is it really like that?
i've always wondered why americans are so shit at banter, it's all cancer and mom jokes
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>Australians
>Good at rugby

Lookin forward to hanging onto the Bledisloe for another year lads.
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>>78784960
/r/ing that pic with the irl shitposter aussie who took a case to the highest court in australlia when they told him he couldnt sign his signature as a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
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>>78784960
Australians are just Americans turned up to eleven. You become a tough cunt when you're all descendants of criminals and the continent they parked you on is trying to fucking kill you.
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>>78785173
>Coming from an Australian
yeah thats rich mate
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>>78785417
Yeah, kinda, it's not a forgiving country, so when you get out of the comfort of the cities people tend to develop a darker humour. Gotta be able to take the piss out of yourself and the situation around you or you'll go nuts before you get the job done, then this kind of culture finds its way back into the cities.
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>>78785667
Having one's lips so close to one's eyes would be a hindrance.
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>>78785784

Yeah raising cattle and shooting wallabies must be really too much for a lad's head m8
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>>78786192
Well we can't all just commit violent crimes like you Miguel
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>>78786192
favela banter must be deadly, literally
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>>78786192
Brazilians know all about livestock, but where are their women?
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>>78785417
A nation's skill at banter is a reflection of how much shit you're allowed to get away with saying before someone decks ya.
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>>78785022
You're just testy 'cos of that impacted colon
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>>78784960
They've got to be good at something. And it sure as hell isn't rugby.
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>>78786491
> obsession with toilets
> Polish flag
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>>78786432
That's only because your nearest neighbor is 5 miles away, and have to pay tribute to the Emu overlords to reach you. You are cucked with all your censorship and gun laws.
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>>78786432
yea, here we have a tendency of not handling it well
that probably explains all the wars
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>>78786560
Australia is the world's greatest League nation
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>>78785767
austrians are in basement for different reason then wildlife :^)
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>>78785063
Kekked
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>>78786576
> Be American
> Muh 1th Amendment
> Can't ask a store clerk "Hey, I was just in here talking to a black server, and he said that I-" before being called racist
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>>78786491
Thanks for the laugh mate
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>>78786589
We were alright at it up until 60 years ago or so. It wasn't always like this.
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>>78786595
Is that the one where you mongoloids try bounce oval ball and get points for trying?
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>>78785760
You lot are 60% kraut and shit at bantz
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Honestly England, I'm so happy for you that I'm not bothered.

Congratulations on telling the EU to get fucked.

When the EU ceases to exist we can thank bongistan for starting the first step
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>>78786706
you won't go to jail for it though, there's no such thing as being fined for saying stupid shit here
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>>78785760

Kind of ironic coming from the country with the highest rates of incarceration on earth
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>>78786816
Yeah, because I'm sure China reports completely accurate figures
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>>78786576
>That's only because your nearest neighbor is 5 miles away, and have to pay tribute to the Emu overlords to reach you.
America this is banter.

>You are cucked with all your censorship and gun laws.
This ruined it.
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>>78786816
drugs and regan are responsible for that m8
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>>78786742
When we say our school system is fucked, we aren't being funny, it really is bad. We raise children to pass tests to get funding to repeat the process next year.
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>>78786957
Reagan was the greatest President America had since Nixon
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>>78786816
Hey man, I never said that we weren't just a glorified penal colony that also happens to contain silicon valley and lots of fucking corn.
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>>78787018
top kek both were shit, we haven't had a good president since Roosevelt and that was in 1908
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>>78787116
Then why is America powerful?
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>>78787116
Oh c'mon, Ike was alright. Reagan was a puppet and we all know it.
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Wanna hear an American joke?

> An American walks into a library
> 16 dead

See, the joke was the library part
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>>78787177
attitude of the population, muh american dream work attitude, anti-socialist and unreasonable amounts of money spent on military
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>>78787177
I maintain that it was the dotcom boom, and before that it was our manufacturing and before that it was war.
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>>78786589
the word cunt makes the average yank go ballistic.

And your president can't even take questions from the press. He has a press secretary do it.

Britain and our governments are televised all day and all our elected officials are always put under the trial by fire routine.

For a country of bants to happen, you need a government of banter to happen on a floor. Congress isn't very good at that from what I've seen. Obama needs to be put under a trial by fire from the publics questioning.

There, I just gave you the skeleton key for a country of bantz.
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>>78787269
Well see, our library infrastructure ALSO gives the poor access to the internet, so its not really that weird.
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>>78787018
Nixon was the greatest Leader of America since George III
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>>78787273
>unreasonable amounts of money spent on military

Poorfag countries BTFO
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>>78784960

>44-40

Fuck I wish we got to play England instead of Walels
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>>78787177
It's amazing what you can achieve with many many retarded people
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>>78787494
t. Tony Blair
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Australia is the envy of the world. We just don't give a fuck about anything, regardless of nationality, race, religion, or anything. We don't take ourselves as seriously as you do, and it pisses you all off.
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>>78787376
it's a general rule that congress should conduct themselves as adults, we'll never be good at banter :(
but at least we're not canada where they do have parliament but shit banter
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>>78787376
Your right. Just look at where the SJW's came from. We're a nation of "everyone wins" and "i" fucking messages.
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>>78787648
Don't be a shit, you can be an adult and be clever at the same time.
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>>78785760
got to remember, cunt is a term you use for friends, you don't call persons you dislike a cunt, unless you add to it, ie. your a fucking low down shit eating cunt.
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>>78787376
I was in new Orleans on contiki a while back and there was this hot bartender that heard we say cunt a lot. She loved hearing me say it and asked me to call her cunt. So I did while teaching her the different types of cunts to distinguish good from bad. The other Aussies and her were in tears but some Canadian faggot tried to be a white knight and fight me about it after over hearing. What a gay cunt.
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>>78787774
nigga have you seen our congress, if anyone talks out of turn the speaker of the house flaunts his hammer like a toy
meanwhile in england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhpXhxP-WU
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>>78787648
pretty good point there. Canada's parliament is shit tier bantz.

Comes with the culture I guess. So really, you need a mix of culture and government built on 'taking the piss' and dishing it out and being expected to take it, not dodge it.

You dodge a question here, you get crucified by the media and the public.

>>78787883
it's all fun and games until the real cunt steps in and acts like a fuckin' cunt.
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>>78787883
What a soft cunt.
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>>78788007
>You dodge a question here, you get crucified by the media and the public.
is that why tony abbot hot the boot?
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>>78787915
Jesus christ, I don't watch much television and I would watch every fucking season of this show. I'm glad the brits split off because It would be a crying shame if they were all bred out by fucking muzzies.
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>>78785173
>radiation
we don't have very large radioactive areas any more
the spiders absorbed most of it
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>>78785499
intrested too
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>>78788150
If you mean by the time he got asked a question and stood there in complete silence; yes, that may have something to do with it.

He got a bit of a rep of being a dickhead, but honestly the man gave us border security we havent had in a while.

I mean fuck our current election is total lose/lose scenario, I wouldve preferred Abbott currently.
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>>78788381
Do you people never stop?
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>>78788007
>>78788106
>What a soft cunt.
Yeah he really was, made out with the bartender in front of him later too.
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>>78788381
Maybe I'm out of the loop on Oz but...

Why exactly did you have large areas of radiation?
Additional question, was this radiation perhaps responsible for radioactive bants?
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>>78788537
noice one m8.

Ill be going on a contiki tour in the US in 2 weeks actually, so Ill be in new orleans pretty soon.
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>>78788513
i checked it out, is labor communism?
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>>78785470

Just you wait bud. We'll have some true blue bleeding heart Aussies coming straight from fiji and tonga to kick your arse in footy
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>>78788619
England paid us half their money to nuke our desert in the 50s
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>>78785173
As opposed to Austrian women who spend all day in the basement, drinking your semen and crying
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>>78788513
Welcome to the club. I want to believe in Trump but his ego is just as bad as Obama's.

At least he might bring the race war. Hillary will probably get Ragnarok started.
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>>78788667
Not necessarily, more in-line with spending than saving and hippy shit like eco-protection and privatising healthcare.

Legislation wise, they're like democrats. Real softcocks who want a nanny-state and sympathetic to minorities & refugees.
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>>78788715
Silly fuckers could have just used Japan for free.
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>>78788667

yeah m8, they use to be actual lefties (muh no non-whites allowed, muh real working class unions) but then they turned into sjw faggots around the 70s
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>>78788715
damn 7 nukes in 2 years, must've been a pretty paycheck
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>>78788868
Freedom banter?

What is this madness?
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>>78788799
To me it's an easy choice mate, do you want a globalist crook who lies & is beholden to outsider interests like banks & corporations?

Or a delusional egomaniac with honest intentions for his country & protecting your borders.

I'd choose the latter. Obama has self-interest ego based on virtue. Trump's has ego on how great he is in his mind.
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>>78788949
> It recommended another cleanup, which was completed in 2000 at a cost of $108 million. Debate continued over the safety of the site and the long-term health effects on the traditional Aboriginal owners of the land and former personnel. In 1994, the Australian Government paid compensation amounting to $13.5 million to the local Maralinga Tjarutja people.

> Australia literally accepted a hundred million dollaredoos to let the poms nuke the abos, and then paid the tribes one eigth
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>>78788868
we used northern NM, great hindsight knowing nothing good would come from that god forsaken state
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>>78787617
>hi
>my names tony
>fake smile
>scripted hand gesture
And the crowd went fucking wiiiiiiild...
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>>78784960
>lose a game
>we hate you now

are aussies really that autistic?
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>>78789079

>the abos, and then paid the tribes one eigth

The correct collective noun is a herd
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>>78785132
Sauce?
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>>78789289

>mfw this attempt at """banter""" will only get you one (you)
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>>78789289
oh sweden just leave i don't want to see you get hurt
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>>78784960
hahahahahahaha
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>>78789044
There's definitely no way I'm voting for Clinton. I liked Bill but the android that wears his skin isn't enough to get me to vote for his dyke wife.

It's also really entertaining how opposed to Trump, yet still ignorant most people I know are. When I ask them how immigration reform that will aid our economy is racist, they usually clam up and point out he doesn't want them sending money to their families.

Well no shit, it doesn't stimulate our economy.

How's the PC plague outside of Melbourne? I somehow imagine Australians as telling everyone who censors them to get fucked.
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>>78789289
Do all swedes purposely miss jokes and end up sounding autistic or is that just you? Would you say that you are a cross-section of the typical Swedish male?
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>>78788381
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Some Aussie once said in the meme magic thread that their ancestors were sent to Australia because rest of the world cannot stand their shitposting. This is a good theory IMHO.
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>>78789456
>>78789552

Great fucking job pablo
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That's because we're the best at everything, cunt. :^)
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>>78789427
banter? so retarded it is then

you idiot lost a game and cry? where is the banter?

>mwahaa they took mah candy!!!

how can't you see that you look like wanker even mention it?

lost a game? go quietly in the corner and cry if you like, but do not bring any more attention that you fucking SUCK at this game and now cry like retarded intitled feminist who "should have won this"

pathetic bunch of cunts
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>>78789705
Yall suck dick at mass shootings.
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>>78784960
>aussies unashamedly crying on a magazine cover
>boo hoo we lose every sport we hate our betters so much
>le bantz
Banter is for r/int faggots. Go back there.
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>>78789525
>How's the PC plague outside of Melbourne? I somehow imagine Australians as telling everyone who censors them to get fucked.

Sydney I hear is a bit doused in it, but everywhere else seems fine, even rural Victoria, country people just hate that shit.

The only reason Melbourne is so fucked because its one of the most multi-cultural cities in the world and the middle class has harvested a sense of entitlement & universities are going the way of the Americas, as in, cucked leftist projection in the form of high school grade levels of education at a premium price in a bubble of how the world works in their mind.

Melbourne is irreversible in its state. I'd be fine if it were nuked from orbit to save ourselves in the long term.
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>>78789805
I think this may be some next level Swedish irony.

Their bants have transcended our understanding.
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>>78789657
Beaners cannot afford the internet.
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>>78784960
>Why are Australians so skilled at banter?

Because they're all ex-cockneys...with sunstroke.
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>>78789904
I recommend you organize and IRL shitpost and troll them til they leave the country.

Or just make wildlife trebuchets and hurl all the dangerous shit surrounding the city into it.
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>>78789807

M8 why don't you mass shoot yourself.
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>>78789805

Please remember to begin your sentences with a capital and end them with a full stop.
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>>78788381
>spiderman will be australian not american
>armageddon scenario number 09
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>>78790138
I think that Wildlife Trebuchets would make a quality band name. Also; What animal would you LEAST want flung into your city center?
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>>78790154
This is what I'm talking about. I know the concept of mass murder is strange to you, but I'm telling you.

It's. The. Best.
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>>78789421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Back_to_Where_You_Came_From
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>>78790138
The offset will come in the form of a Trump presidency. Brexit was the first step, and especially if they play out their hands successfully; into a pro-nationalist swing to the public debate with an emphasis on traditional values.

Trump speeds up that process tenfold with the smashing of political correctness. Everything America does, more so than the UK, washes up on our shores socially.
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>>78788537
man that's fucking danger zone. i got stomped by a kangaroo when i was about that size.
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Australian Masculinism is the GOAT tier banter philosophy. I've only experienced better amongst long serving members of the UK armed forces.
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We can't help it ladz, we had the greatest parliament bantz of all time with Paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ivp-A413A
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>>78786816
Niggers and spics, my good shit cunt.
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>>78789289
>>78789805
why the swiss so butt hurt lately? what's going on buddy? sand people banging your mum?
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>>78790355
Anything from north queensland
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>>78790355
It has to be something pretty hardy to withstand the impact. I'm sure Aus has plenty of carapace armored mutant insects that suck.

If they'd survive any poisonous snake would be pretty bad. A rain cloud of rattlesnakes would be a pretty terrible time.
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>>78784960
>tfw not born Aussie and go cat hunting with the lads
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>>78790505
hahahahahahah

I want to believe. Imagining a child being attacked by a kangaroo tickles me. We don't have them so they're pretty much meme animals to us.
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>>78785063
Kek
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>>78785499
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3388103/Melbourne-man-s-battle-government-penis-signature-officially-recognised.html
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>>78789079
Fucking kek

Top tier banter
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>>78786940
If China had the rate USA does, we'd SEE the prisons from satellite! You can't hide millions of people.
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>>78790649
Jesus motherfucking christ.

No wonder you're good at banter, if I walked outside and saw that I'd scream like a bitch.

Yall probably just yell "ay cunt offa my porch cheeky shits"
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>>78788619
Nope - same as you, we had nuclear bomb tests in deserts. Just ours was inhabited "Move along, you blackfellas, move along - the Queen wants to let off a few big firecrackers".
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>>78788628
Unreal times ahead for you mate, have a blast. But New Orleans was the most dangerous too, got a knife pulled on me by a couple darkies.
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>>78790897
I dunno, mate, the Nazis were hella good at it.
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>>78790788
They can be big mean muscley cunts, it's real.
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>>78791183
Oh shit, what happened?

Ive gotten fair few warnings about NO, just told to stay outta the alleys and off Bourbon & Frenchman street.
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>>78790961
>ay cunt offa my porch cheeky shits

Nah, after a while you just embrace it. Grab a beer, a chair and tell your mates to come around. Up north is a bit wild so you just roll with whatever nature throws at you, pic related; cyclone parties when Yasi hit Cairns and Ingham
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>>78790788
i'm 100% for real. my dad beat it with a big old school unbrella.
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>>78791705
I like storm watching/chasing so I can dig that.

Most Americans are prairie dogs who scurry into their holes at first shine of danger.
Also in northern areas where we get lots of snow we don't have as much crazy wildlife.

Dangers include; bears, wolves, coyotes, bobcats and maybe cougars.

I've seen my share, but the bear we just roared and postured at until it left, and I shot the bobcat. Everything else just lurked and left.

The south kind of sucks, but it's still miles away from Straya levels.
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>>78791755
kekekek. "Aus man brutalizes roo with parasol"
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>>78791354
Lol well it's a funny story since I lived, give you a run down.
>on Burbon st with mate and a couple ppl from contiki group
>all really pissed
>mate is ultra pissed
>not really busy part of street kind of open
>three niggers walking down street towards us
>niggers are tatooed, drunk/high and shirtless
>mate thinks it will be hilarious to nipple cripple lead nig
>doesn't warn us
>sprints up to him, gets both nips and bolts away past us
>chimpout.jpeg
>cunt pulls knife on me
>starts screaming at us about being gay and he's going to fuck us up
>this blokes pupils where huge
>me and the others from contiki start to try and calm him down "don't worry about that cunt he's had too much" ect
>thankfully walks away after yelling a bit more

Could have been way worse but now it's a funny story how I nearly got stabbed over a nipple cripple.
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>>78792888
holy fuck your mate is insane. a drugged nigger is the craziest nigger.

im getting told that heaps also btw, stay away from niggers.

>also check'd
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Bumping with Aussie bantz
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>>78792888
We call them purple nurples or titty twisters, but fuck is nipple cripple better.

Honestly I'm surprised you all made it out fine. I bet if your mate stuck around he's be sporting extra holes.

NOLA nigs are like most major tribes of American negro, Destroit, Chimpcongo and Broakland included.

Unpredictable, no thought for others, and possessing a deep inferiority complex that leads to violence. Stand up for yourself but don't rile them up. They could stab you and have protesters free them from jail a week later.
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>>78793105
Yeah NO was really the only place I had trouble with them, maybe a bit Philly but didn't stay there long enough. Otherwise mate have fun with the accent, fuck birds love it.
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Hate is such a strong word.
I'm sure you guys will make up in a few days.
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>>78793306
Fuck that's savage as fuck.

Must be the abbo genes.
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>>78789289
>>78789805
The sad part is that this is probably not a shitpost
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>44 - 40

What fucking sport is this?
Does any one else play it except Australia and UK?
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>>78793363
>We call them purple nurples or titty twisters, but fuck is nipple cripple better.

Use it well.

>Honestly I'm surprised you all made it out fine. I bet if your mate stuck around he's be sporting extra holes.

Oh fuck yeah I'm glad he ran, had better chance of talking him down with my mate fucking off. It's funnier because he was full NEET before and just got wild on the piss. It's dangerous letting him off the leash in public somtimes, dingo in daycare.

>NOLA nigs are like most major tribes of American negro, Destroit, Chimpcongo and Broakland included.
>Unpredictable, no thought for others, and possessing a deep inferiority complex that leads to violence. Stand up for yourself but don't rile them up. They could stab you and have protesters free them from jail a week later.

Yeah that's fucked but, lucky abbos are mostly too lazy to fuck around with you and usually keep to their own. Also as below.
>>78794075
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Romanians are better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6sQ_uQZa1E&ab_channel=problematic
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>>78790355

Sudanese. Last time they were in there they ruined everything they touched.
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>>78793105
You may have the bants, but we have the nig exp.............................................................................;_;
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>>78794831
Best sport in the world mate, all around the world.
https://youtu.be/RdTh8O9xYO0
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>>78795363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ViFZxj2lU

College football wants a word with you
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>>78790788

They don't feel pain. There's roos on a few of the golf courses near me and on more than one occasion I've hit one with a golf ball. They just look at you and go about their day like nothing happened.
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>aussies good at banter
They think they are but reality they get mad.

Look at the last few England games, both teams dishing out the banter but the aussies kept losing their cool.
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>>78795928
Yeah not bad but fair play mate, you got all that armour on and you do 30 secs of play then have a break.
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>>78796532
you need armor when 300 Pound niggers run 40 meters in 4 seconds.
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>>78796532
I've played both, and football hits are harder cause of all the shock on the pads, but rugby is more gruesome, if that makes sense.
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>>78795272
Is this what /r9k/ is like?
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>>78796762
Nah I do agree with you, cunts die because they line eachother up from 50m away and hit heads at top speed. I just think Rugby union is a better spectator sport and more fun to play. I have played both too.
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>>78784960
Humour makes life more bearable, especially in a feminist ruled country like Australia.
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>>78797550
It's more fun to play for sure, plus it's weird but there are rugby sluts that also play, but will fuck you later at the bar haha
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>>78795928
>all niggers
>nigger music

nice sport mate
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>>78797881
Fuck yeah haha, the challenge is finding one that doesn't look like a man and is straight.
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>>78789904
> moved from country victoria to inner city adelaide
> having drinks with new co-workers
> one co-worker is a fag, the other a feminazi
> brother comes to meet me there
> as soon as he sees me he yells 'dude I just saw two filthy fags out the front'
> feminazi goes apeshit, faggot leaves

We weren't built for the city.
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>>78795994
We've got tags for roos and they will take multiple body shots with a .308 and get away. Only when my cuck of a dad is shooting.
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>>78799069
this country simply isnt built for them, we're too big and too empty in most regions to sustain an intergrated country full of not giving a fuck.

City people who are against them shouldn't fear the feminazis at all, they should be mocked into submission.

We're a very nationalistic country to a degree, and the moment we lose that pride to the point of shame like Britain almost has, we're done.

Like when people try to shame us for celebrating Australia day.
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because we're not fucking faggots like you cunt
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>>78786403
Fucking the livestock mate
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>>78786398
The ones with good bantz die young
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>>78786706
We also can't go to jail for "hate speech."
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>mfw Australian banter is all from abos and immigrants, white Australians can't shitpost their way out of a paper bag
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>>78800667
I don't know about that, but we know they couldn't banter their way out of the penal colony.
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>>78789904
>Melbourne is irreversible in its state
It isnt even that bad here.
The way /pol/ talks about it makes it seem like a fukken 3rd world wasteland.
Hell its not even that liberal socially, i have finished uni several years ago and work in a female dominated industry, and i know maybe 1-2 people who wouldn't agree with me if i went off on a polack tirade.
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>>78801212
I didn't mean to imply it was 3rd world, silicon valley, college campus levels of liberalism.

I dont even think on its core principals liberalism is a bad thing. It's just so far left and tainted these days, what I do see is that Melbourne has potential to be a hotbed for it, if all things go horribly wrong in the political climate in the future, and also socially.

I'm just right of centre, and to think there are a number of people in Melbourne that would call me a racist, misogynist pig out there at any organized group size is indicative of where things could go. But no, I dont think its as bad as /pol/ makes it out to be.

However, Ive seen a fair few of what the traditional feminist/leftist hipster stereotype is around town on more than 1 occasion.
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>>78801651
Whats the core of "liberal" (modern) principles to you?!
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>>78802372
No need to get outraged burger, I'm not implying one is better than the other.

In its intentions, its like libertarianism, liberty and equality. By nature I do not think we are equal, but I believe in the individual's rights, to be skeptical of power of any kind, even religious. In free markets and limited government.

Fiscally I would be quite conservative, and depending on the subject I'd be conservative on some values.
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>>78787839
Fosters presents "How to Speak Australian."
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>>78802791
The exclamation was phone typo. My bad.

"Liberalism" doesn't have intentions, its believers do, and I think you're conflating it with classic liberalism. They'd scoff at it but marxist progressives is what they are. They change their names now and then to seem more now and hip.
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>>78803202
Yeah, I was talking in a classic liberalism sense. Because there's no fucking way I can identiy with the modern liberal tactics and ideals, it's way too extreme for me.

The new left has completely killed classic liberalism, barely anyone in the media is part of that now.

I like being right in the centre. Both sides have to be held accountable, these days I just find myself agreeing with the right more and more, whether thats because the right has changed or the left has gone insane or both is what Im wondering.

My guess is both.
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>>78795272
that is amazing
I'm assuming this was on r9k
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>>78803507
Well dont fret, they didn't kill it, they never were it to begin with, and it never was that alive anyhow... Closest thing was the US before the 20th century's big changes leading into the 30's (yes even before wwii)
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>>78803754
>Closest thing was the US before the 20th century's big changes leading into the 30's (yes even before wwii)

This is where I'd like to see society head towards again, ofcourse can't be the same. But I think more common sense needs to be the norm.

Extremism of any ideology has been the flavor of month for many people these days.
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>>78789805
>>78789855

>not getting that we're just having a giggle
>being able to lose and still have a cheeky shitstirring grin on your face

These are just a few things New zealanders will never understand.
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>>78801651
It's already starting and it makes me sick

http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/sydney-labourer-zane-alchin-switches-to-guilty-plea-over-tinder-shaming-case-20160620-gpn2on.html
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>>78795272
Anna C sounds amazing.
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>>78800667
Abos dont have internet and immigrants don't speak English.

t. An Optus Worker
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>>78785470

>watching Maorihump
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>>78789855
Yeah you're not intended to take it seriously.

Quick PSA here, please just imagine a big shit eating grin whenever you read our headlines
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