Give me your best /pol
>>78770933
who?
>>78770994
This shitstain
>>78770933
I guess the fact no one can think of anything means your country is irrelevent
>>78770933
Your flag looks african.
>>78771553
Said the Canadian
>>78771612
Finaly something
arent you a temporarily free russian oblast?
>>78770933
What are you exactly?
>>78772185
You guys said that you'll defend us...
>Czechoslovakia 1938
We are safe!
>Poland 1939
>>78772369
Buffer zone
>>78770933
slav-tier, honey liquor sippin, irrelevant, former soviet, baltic dumpster of europe
>>78770933
>Mfw a lot of people here are mad, because they won't be able work in the UK
>>78770933
>>78770933
Literally a very small and slightly more european version of russia.
>>78772092
Hey this is the lithuanian roast thread. You're not supposed to return the roasting. You asked for it.
(Like I don't realize that Canadians are thought to be lower than shit on this board)
>>78770933
Lithuania?
More-like "Lith you AINT-ia"
wat now?
>>78772434
how would you feel if you were gifted to russia by Trump as a sign of friendship?
Why do you have the same flag as Bolivia?
>>78770933
i dont know much about you Tbh
>>78770933
I always find the joke in itself when I have to Google the country flag to figure out who it belongs to.
Good one, Lithuania
Known for their structural masterpieces
>>78770933
Literally who? Where in Africa is this country?
>>78770933
Latvia...Lithuania... Whats the difference?
>>78773081
That's um... Something?
Reply when the build anything rivaling this though.
>>78773235
I like your flag.
>>78770933
Livonia
>>78770933
Kill yourself. Oh wait, you don't need me to tell you that do you?
Good basketball playings
>>78773250
our own - world's tallest free-standing fruit
>>78773421
>fruit
Canacuck, please.
>>78770933
You're like, Lithuanian or something
what happened to the Lithuanian who posted that gif of the guy hitting his face with a pan all the time?
Hopefully he didn't kill himself...
You will never be relevant again
>>78770933
>>78773421
That's good, but can it beat the world most elevated crustacean?
Your flag has green and yellow. And uh....
>>78773541
see this>>78773366
so probably it happened.
What's the difference between Balts and Slavs?
>>78770933
I wasn't sure your country still existed or disappeared during the fall of the communism.
Nobody knows you even exist.
Even fewer care.
I sometimes mistake Columbia's flag on /pol/ for Lithuania's. Fortunately, on a second glance, it's easy to tell which post is interesting and which has a green stripe.
Lithuania is rightful Teutonic orders clay.
>>78773366
Stop committing seppuku, Japan.
>>78771359
Literally, who?
>>78770933
You should be a part of poland (Or russia)
>>78773599
Duberinos confirm. Lithuania on s u i c i d e watch.
That feel when Poles in general like Lithuania because
>we were one country once
and the Lithuania hate Poles because
>we were one country one
Ale Wilno to polskie jest, pamiętaj.
>>78773719
Okay, 4chan seems to think that the original original post I intended to make, without spacing or rewording of the first word, is spam.
What word in that could have been spam?
>>78770933
gay pride
You're responsible for Rose Namajunas and Charles Bronson.
Literally so irrelevant that no one knows what to roast us about.
>>78773791
take a screenshot and post it nig.
>>78770933
I love Lithuania, fascinating history and culture.
>>78770933
my ancestors left lithuania because it was so shit in the 20th century
>>78773544
>poland's bitch
>"relevant"
come on, let's be honest
>>78773559
All I've got is more fruit...
>>78771612
>Flag
The country is shaped like fucking africa
>>78773897
There you go.
>>78773970
Alright I'll level with you. Fruit is pretty good I suppose.
>>78774038
Either the dots are interfering or 4chan is slowly filtering Aussies
>>78773935
Not even that. After the Soviet occupation they've been told by communists that Poland was an evil empire that abused them. Now, in an act of "defiance", they're bringing down the streets' nameplates in Polish language (leaving the Russian though) and devastate Polish cemeteries. Umm... Lithuania stronk!
No one knows what to say because it's only really been a country for the past couple decades. And who knows if Russia will just swallow it up again in the near future. It's like asking about America during its Critical Period.
>>78774038
well theres your awnserino.
>>78774074
Not quite as tall but still impressive nonetheless
>>78774133
Definitely not dots. I tried again.
Also the moderation team on /pol/ is cancer so I highly doubt they are doing anything to put a stop to Australians.
I'd say either suicide or dubs are the problem.
>>78774269
Shit son. I can appreciate the skill involved. Size isn't everything (ohgoditishelpmeandmy5inchcockohmygodkillme)
suicide watch
Testing more terms.
>>78774172
The hate didn't originate from the USSR. It's mostly coming from the Interwar period, when you occupied Vilnius.
>>78774366
du bs confirm
Can i still go to work in UK. I need € for rope.
Shouldn't /pol addore us:
>conservative
>hate muslims/niggers
>>78774172
>leaving the Russian though
No we are not. This was supposed to be a roast thread not slander thread.
>>78770933
I enjoyed your faction in the Medieval II:TW expansion pack
>>78774405
Alright yeah the phrase "d u b s c o n f i r m" has been fucking banned.
>>78770933
Klaipedo more like MEME-L
>>78774339
>>78774466
Complains about not being able to write about dubs
>gets dubs
Fuck off
>>78774423
>hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNX1256eVw8
>>78774390
>implying Wilno isn't Polish in the first place
>>78770933
low IQ white people who are slightly taller than your average European.
>>78770933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU
hm
Lithuanian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Lithuanian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Is Lithuania a place in Game of Thrones?
>>78774559
Dancig bitte
>>78770933
pasiruose jus priimti atgal visus treninginius, kai juos is anglu isspirs? o ar jie planuoja i vokietija varyt?
>>78774464
Lithuania was the pagan master race
Basketball is a lame sport.
>>78774858
Būsiu labai nustebęs jei jie sugrįš į Lietuvą.
>>78774858
Nieko, Kaune dahuje vietos
>>78774948
you could defeat the cucktholics
>>78774948
>Temple of dievas
>>78774961
You take that back
>>78770933
You appear to be a member of the EU. That should be enough, really. After that, I do not think any further roasting is necessary.
>>78775033
in the name of Giltine and Perkunas
Lithuanian 7-course meal:
One of these and a six-pack
Countries between Estonia and Pooland are irrelevant, might as well have stayed in Russia so Russia would't have that retarded plot of land without a land connection to their home.
>>78774786
I think its that place north of the wall
Latvia's better
>>78771553
A FUCKING LEAF
>>78775150
game?
>>78775321
yes
Is Lithuania planning to win the Eurovision anytime soon?
>>78775249
Don't you fucking dare, that potato addicted nazy is the lamer brother in the family
>>78770933
Less than Estonia, more than Lativia, where are you?
>>78774275
It's about dubs, write d.u.b.s or smth.
A Lithuanian, an Estonian and a Latvian walk into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face, chaps?"
The Lithuanian says my country was exploited by the USSR.
The Estonian says that the USSR didn't build enough infrastructure and hospitals.
The Latvian says that the USSR ruined its economy and tourism.
The bartender ponders for a moment then says "well, the USSR is no more. Why don't you take charge of your country and rebuild it?"
All of them look at each other, then look at the bartender, and say "Because we're waiting on Putin to send us money."
>>78775338
Am I being recursed?
>>78774464
>>78775340
Medieval II: Total War - Kingdoms
>tfw pagans are the best shock troops
>>78775381
oi, what's the matter, did he touch a nerve with that one?
>>78775427
> "Because we're waiting on Putin to send us money."
This is factually incorrect.
Germoney is sending money.
>>78775510
No being born Lithuanian is cursed enough. Also your flag could've had a leaf on it but you guys can't seem to do anything right.
>>78775575
Just basic baltic pride(not gay doe)
> leaf better than burger
did you get drafted OP?
>>78775620
But we kinda have leaf, a lot of leafs:
SUN - yellow
LEAF - green
BLOOD - red
B T F O
T
F
O
>>78771359
Looks like little Africa without madagascar
>>78775729
Shooo shooo Slovenia shitposters are not welcome.
>>78770933
Please don't commit suicide anon. I visited your country a bit and it has beautiful landscapes and nice food. Don't perpetuate the suicide statistics please.
>>78775723
>BLOOD - red
maybe you mean queefs?
>>78775729
Slovakia go back home
>>78773366
What is it with Eastern Europe, the Baltics in particular, and suicide?
>>78775895
soviet occupation. not even once.
>>78773926
After 4 years working and studying in UK I supported brexit. Well done, bongs.
>>78775834
The sad part is that you can still visit my country, while visiting yours' (again) is scary.
>>78775895
>poor
>russia nearby
>alcochol
>cold winter
>>78773235
Suicide rates
>>78775199
It looks vaguely like golabki.
This guy looks weird
>>78772548
what a turnout. 5 or 6 people in total
>>78776077
Kek proximity to Russia results in suicidal tendencies.
>>78773284
Why the hell would you like such a depressing set of colors?
>>78776394
Latvia's flag is better
>>78770933
Latvia's better
>>78776422
It's confusing. Like pretending to be another country.
I heard Lithuanian doctors make shit money... is it true?
>>78775895
>alcoholism
>everyone lives in a soviet built gray cement boxes
>most relatives/friends emigrated west to have better lives
>shit music
i got a green card and got the fuck out of dodge, every time i fly back to visit relatives it's a strain on my soul, it's a good thing that lith makes some good beer to suppress the depression while staying there
>>78776534
Nope that's Indian doctors
>>78776534
ye, that's free healthcare for ya
>>78776673
Nice
>>78774540
haha they are just a bunch of millennial cucks
the hate on muslims / nignogs is way bigger in other generation litfags
in their defense they were probably just afraid of him that's why they were acting nice
>>78776534
My family member is a doctor. Worked for over 20 years in his field. I earn more without a degree and by making shitty mobile apps and games than him.
>>78774540
Capitals need to be destroyed.
>>78775427
The answer should of been "because the oligarchs never left"
Who would win, Latvia or Lithuania?
>>78774539
I am the chosen one now, boland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN-UisAbmfY
>>78775815
>>78775892
Why don't you come up with a flag that doesn't look like Russian tricolor after someone dehydrated pissed on it
>>78777079
Probs lithuania, more people plus latvia has no friends, atlest lithuania can magicly get along poland
flag looks like flag of african country desu,
>>78776965
Damn Lithuania is backwards m8. Also Didn't Lithuania have mandatory sign up for military a year ago?
>>78777079
Lithuania, they reinstituted the draft a couple years ago bc of Russia boogeyman
>>78777079
Latvia wins at becoming a better country every year.
We win at killing ourselves.
In a full scale bydlo war with car keys and windshield wipers (our next gen weapons) i'd say we would win, because we are proficient with said weapons.
>>78777203
You literaly got the russian flag just aded a fucking double cross.
>original af
Why is your music weird?
>>78777352
says the poland with a blue triangle
>>78777367
>>78777367
Yes, we had mandatory service after finishing school. It got reimplemented again not long ago. People are being drafted every year that are between 18-26, and are not studying full time. But now even more people are leaving the country. Why fight for oligarchs that are having delusions of russian attacks and then doing everything to provoke them into actually attacking.
>>78777588
he said roast my country -_-
>>78776353
Now that you mention it, 5 of those 10 countries here >>78773366 have a land or sea border with Russia, one more was a member of the Warsaw Pact and another is a former member of an officially neutral, but still communist country.
>>78777588
I like Lesotho's flag better
>>78777614
You are wrong about leaving.
Or... you are right about leaving but forgot that a lot of people are returning. Actually returning people tops leaving.
>>78777484
Which type of music in particular? Folk?
Because muh depression is the simple answer
>>78777806
lithuanians can't take banter, very insecure and suicidal depressive
>>78778023
it sucks that people that come back are probably unemployable, couldn't find a job, and now are back on unemployment benefits in Lith.
I will admit the Lithuanian national anthem sounds pretty nice
>>78778304
According to stats returning people create their own business here, of course not everybody, but there is a trend. Nobody gives unemployment benefits here so easily.
>>78778023
> returning
Maybe after Brexit. Even then they will just jump to Norway, Sweden or Germany. Link me a source on this, since I have a hard time believing this.
>tfw we're not the country that will kick start the collapse of EU.
It isn't fair bros, why are we so irrelevant. We destroyed SSSR but UK stole our chance to cuck EU as well!
you should also stay in union with poles. idk why would u split and make irrelevant nation worth of nothing
>>78778681
Friend we wont be relevant for a long...long time. If ever again. Unless we get our clay back.
All we are now are dogs that bark at whatever Brussels tells us to bark. Well, our politicians are.
>>78770933
idk nothing about your country really but you have beautiful womyn
>>78778443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw58PChgqFc
Yahh depressing as shit and we still applaud that.
>>78778585
http://ktu.edu/lt/socialiniu-humanitariniu-mokslu-ir-menu-fakultetas/naujiena/imigracija-ir-pabegeliai-sociologo-komentaras
>>78775427
Estonia is doing quite good.
>>78778769
>All we are now are dogs that bark at whatever Brussels tells us to bark.
This is a reason why suicide is still prevailing...
Why so negative thinking???
>>78778934
What happened to your flag poorland?
>>78770933
i met one of you at work, i asked what type of europeon she was, slav, anglo, Scandinavian, dutch or Baltic.
she said "fucked if i know, we have been conquered by nearly every one, but we have nice trees."
shit bread desu
>>78776534
A Public hospital surgeon makes 800-900eu a month. I guess they mostly live on bribes
>>78778769
>clay back
You'd be wiser to up your sub-replacement fertility rates instead of focusing on foreign clay
>>78777811
>be russia
>want clay
>turn into shithole
>make neighbors depressed because of how much of a shithole you are
>neighbors turn pessimistic and later fatalistic
>neighbors begin suiciding
>send russian tourists to neighbors
>russian tourists begin replacing neighbors
>liberate russian tourists
>acquire clay
>rinse and repeat
Genius
>>78770933
Romania you got your flag on back to front
>>78779361
Shouldnt you be wiping czech asses or something?
>>78779003
I'm not thinking negatively i'm stating the facts. Look at what our politicians say everyday and how they act. I think there wasn't a day when we weren't being "attacked" by Russia. Rather than trying our best to atleast have neutral talks with our neighbours, we are constantly being forced, or more like herded, to hate each other. Be it Russia, Poland or whatever.
Can't say i'm negative about this country that much. I love it. Could always drop it and move to the US and had the chances to do so, but I want to stay here and watch the country improve. I know how things work to some degree and how the string pulling happens, because I have a big family that go across all the spectrums of society. From politicians, businessmen, to people who failed.
Also, thanks for the source to the KTU study.
>>78779308
> A Public hospital surgeon makes 800-900eu a month. I guess they mostly live on bribes
this is exactly what happens. If you need a surgery, you better make fucking sure you pay the right people, especially the anesthesiologist who puts you under.
>>78775044
>Temple of dievas
it was literally name of a god you uneducated cunt
>>78770933
I FUCKING HATE YOU WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BIG AND THEN YOU DO A PERSONAL UNION WITH POLAND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>78779739
It was the only way to survive considering we were being attacked on all possible fronts.
>>78779537
Nah, I don't imagine being anywhere else than in my beloved beautiful little gem of a country, you are mistaking me with your inferiority complex
>>78770933
Lithuanian """"""food""""""
At least now I know what bleached autism colon tastes like
>>78770933
>>78776620
mane, how long did it take to get green card?
>>78780319
food in uk ain't much better
>>78780319
10/10 would throw up again.
>>78780343
10-15 minutes, however long it took to fill out the application
>>78780328
> took 185+ posts to get to this image
Based Russia.
>>78780319
Ahh Vedarai. Fun fact, it was introduced into Lithuania by jews who used German recipes.
>>78780343
actually, if you have an account on linkomanija (which i know you do, because everyone in Lithuania has one), there's a good thread about the green card lottery in the forums if you wanna read some anecdotal advice about the process
>>78780844
That's not Russia that's Saaremaa island in Estonia you dumbfuck
>>78781198
> the joke
>>78780319
Every fucking time makes me sick...
>>78781302
You could have used Kalinigrad to show how Russia is your dick but no you decided to make an incorrect joke.
>>78780844
>mfw that piece of russia is more relevant than the baltics will ever be
>>78770933
You call that a country?
wew lad
>>78770933
I don't know anything about Lithuania,but i have a Lithuanian friend and hes quite based sooo.....idk
You are the unknown country of the Baltic
>>78782578
I thought britbongs hate us, cause we take all their jobs
>>78775427
t. Kremlin shill
>>78770933
I keep mistaking you for Ethiopia but I forget that they're actually relevant compared to you
Honestly though what the FUCK IS your country?
