> No Mudslimes
> Almost no Crime
> Almost 100% White
> No American Military Bases
> Not in the EU
> Delicious food
So what's the catch?
And why isn't Iceland praised as hell on this board?
i buy my sleeved computer cables from a dude in iceland it's breddy gud
Oh fuck, wanted to ask, do people know currently 10% of the Icelandic population is in France for the football?
Wanted to hear stories from frogs if they saw any amazingly qt Icelandic snatch.
>>78770227
whats broadband speed like over there and how hard is it to migrate?
The catch appears to be that they live on a blisteringly cold iceberg in the middle of nowhere.
>>78770227
Praised?
>>78770227
>And why isn't Iceland praised as hell on this board?
Because it absolutely has to stay out of the news as much as possible because they tore up their debt. If it's off everyone's radar no one is going to praise shit.
>>78770265
These products are scam.
Have fun being ripped off
>>78770774
not rly freind what do you mean
sleeving my own cables is a lot of work
>>78770642
If that what it takes. Niggers seem to multiple in droves wherever it's hot.
>Admire a Culture because it's homogenous
>Hey I got an idea, let's immigrate to said Culture and turn it heterogenous!
Yes, excellent idea, no I stay here in Sweden and let the Icelanders be. I suggest you do the same.
>>78770227
I visited Iceland last month. Saying the food is tasty is incredibly false. Plus the landscape is boring as fuck. Made me want to kill myself while driving go the swimming pool in the middle of nowhere.
>>78770227
>Delicious food
Nothing delicious about 100% fishes
>>78770922
All Europeans are the same, same culture same race. It's still homogeneous.
>>78771257
Stop fishing in a sewer and your complaints might be fewer.
It's fucking freezing.
Pretty sure Icelanders were/are begging for cultural enrichment from rapefugees. Thousands and thousands of them. Like every other Scandicuck.
It's just that Bjorkland is far too small to be relevant, so /pol/ gives no fucks.
>>78770227
Sex-negative feminism. Porn and strip clubs are illegal.
>>78770227
It's part of NATO.
>>78770227
I N B R E E D I N G
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/
>>78770841
Why do you sleeve them?
>>78770227
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/00-icelanders-25-years-or-younger-believe-god-created-world-new-poll-reveals
>0.0% of Icelanders 25 years or younger believe God created the world, new poll reveals
>Remarkably the poll failed to find young Icelanders who accept the creation story of the Bible. 93.9% of Icelanders younger than 25 believed the world was created in the big bang, 6.1% either had no opinion or thought it had come into existence through some other means and 0.0% believed it had been created by God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>78774713
That's pretty cool.
>>78774984
Activate the subtitles and see if it's still "cool".
>>78772266
so what you dirty fuck
>>78770227
I imagine the catch is that it's fucking cold.
Iceland is (or was) fun in the summer-- 24 hours of daylight at this time of year.
However, they getting more and more tourists now, so many they want to cut tourism. they don't have a mudslime problem on the order of....Sweden but it was becoming more and more noticeable.
Also, they are absolute cucks, literally begging for more immigrants. Women are either 10s or 2s. Very casual attitudes about sex, if you are young and even decent looking you can get laid there.
>>78774713
don't these iceniggers believe in wood elves instead of god? or is that in norway?
>>78770227
It also has the most stylish flag of the scandies.
>>78770373
> if they saw any amazingly qt Icelandic snatch.
not in france but i've been living there for 3 months, you can bang chicks way out of your league very easily.
>>78770227
>delicious food
not really...
>>78770373
I have
>>78771315
No you dumb fuck.
> Delicious food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbYqznD0R5M
>>78770227
There's 4 people in iceland
>>78770642
That's a good thing. Niggers hate the cold.
>>78770227
A-at least they are not the bottom.
>>78775311
Don´t you talk bad about the great wood elves! They ar the ones that protect us against the evil mountain trolls.
>>78770227
Iceland is bretty good, and they won against Austria in the euros. Will be cheering them on tomorrow against Britain, should be interesting but unlikely they pull off another miracle. Would love to visit there one day
>>78775042
>>78774713
The fuck.... I though liberalism wasn't a thing there.
>>78770227
>Rotten shark
>Delicious food
>>78770227
how can iceland be doing so well in euros with no negro players?
>>78775095
Pay for your own fucking defense phillipines
>>78775042
Who, who , who, who wants to get fingered in the ass?
Who? I do, Who? me too, dude
get your lover a strap-on
or find a person with a real one
open up your hole and slide in slow
people kinda say I´m a creep
but who knew anal sex could be so deep?
Even if I´m straight?
Will I get AIDS?
isn´t this a male chauvenistic domination kind of thing?
How can you have an arousing hole
and never want it poked poked poked?
Cause it iiiiis so nice to get it up the ass
get it up the ass
Cause it iiiiis so nice to get it up the ass
get it up the ass
I like myself a pinky winky in the stinky
I´m a feminist and I´m kinky
Is it true? Is there poo?
not often, but but but
shit happens
whenever it happens to me I´m like whatever
don´t you worry
it makes me feel dirty
but if you use this song to pressure
there won´t be any pleasure
men who get it up the ass know that anal sex is
a cure for masculinity complexes
nothing turns me more on
than a guy who´s ready for my strap-on
you think you´re free of homo phobia
A.K.A. feminine phobia
enjoy my finger up your but and welcome to utopia
I know it´s hard to understand mom and dad
but try it yourselves before you get mad
Cause it iiiiis so nice to get it up the ass
get it up the ass
Cause it iiiiis so nice to get it up the ass
get it up the ass
Anal pleasure yeah, anal pleasure yeah, anal pleasure and sexual health...
>>78775750
>>78770373
england gonna get btfo by iceland.
just saiyan.
>>78775970
what in the actual fuck?
>>78770227
Can't see why even one of your listed Points should matter.
How about all of you Rassist worldwide will settle down in Island then?
gogogo
>>78775885
They are and feminism is a big thing there like in most nordic countries.
Although I read that there were people who were not pleased with the building of a mosque in rejkvjkjjkijijk.
>>78776252
Excuse you its actually rējkajvikkj
Isn't Iceland even more feminist than Sweden? It won't be long until they're flooded with mudslimes.
>>78776156
Since when is there WiFi in the migrant camps?
>>78775970
To think I share a border with you people baka desu senpai
>>78774713
no wonder the icelanders are so tall it's so their women can't reach their assholes
>>78776053
Got wrong one, don't give a fuck about footie but for the Firms. Would be funny to see the Icelanders try to fight a proper Brit firm (which we don't have anymore).
Maybe the Russians are still hanging around looking for a lark.
>>78770227
Almost the same reason no one wants to live in Canada or Alaska... Or Russia. Too far north/poor/cucked with a few regional issues as well.
>>78775970
That video is worst cringe I've ever seen. Also, anyone else noticed it seems Icelandic girls are getting uglier? A good number have had kids with poles, ruining the only genes in Europe that were pure Celt/Scandy for over 1,000 years.
They are more cuckmind than swedes, more white guilt than germans.
>>78770227
>So what's the catch?
They wish they were Sweden YES but 10 times worse. Lot's of Icelander's also move to other Nordic countries for free education and never returns causing brain drain.
>>78770227
The catch is you could be conquered by fucking Nigeria you irrelevant shits.
>>78770227
>> No Mudslimes
they got 70 per EU rules
>>78775517
>can bang chicks way out of your league very easily
True. Normally, blonde not my thing, prefer dark-haired French girls (FRENCH, not algerian) but I make exception for Icelandic girls. Some of them just plain goddesses and love to fuck.
>>78776652
>more cuckmind than swedes
But it's OK bc they have something like 25 Jews on entire island.
So long as you tribe isn't there to organize them and promote racemixing in the media, in doesn't go anywhere.
Thank god for the Atlantic ocean....
>>78775750
Yo what the fuck lol
Greenland's better
>>78770227
>So what's the catch?
Night-Day relation is fucked up, during winter you have like 4-5 h of sun but during the summer it's nearly 24 h of sun
This destroys your normal biorhythms
>>78776775
some algerian chicks are hot somethimes
I would move to Iceland, but net isn't so fast and digits aren't easy to get.
>>78777595
Nabila?
>>78777220
>Iceland is so indebted they can't afford SAD lights and blackout curtains
Bruh
>>78770227
I want to visit one day. Amazing nature, I don't mind the cold and the women are something else.
>>78770227
>And why isn't Iceland praised as hell on this board?
Because it's completely irrelevant, you could praise Liechtenstein for being white and rich but most people can't even spell its name
>>78777957
for instance
>>78774057
Because he wants too? I know the free market is still foreign to your people, but this is the way things should be done.
>>78781936
>"free" market
![2Tanja[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CCCQ5IO.jpg "2Tanja[1].jpg")
this is now an iceland pride thread
>iceland woman
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UkPbPZU.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>78782317
>they made this crazy shit and nobody else is based enough to make something like it after 12 years
>>78770227
In fact they're even more naive than the rest of Europe and they're just waiting to let the hordes in.
On tv the other day I saw a transmission from celebrating soccer fans in Reykjavik, boom right among the others, jumping up and down two niggers.
![500px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wNI07NH.png "500px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg[1].png")
>>78782317
Their flag is pretty cool
i just want to run through fields without worrying about stepping on a snake
are there snakes in iceland?
>>78770227
They are based.
Inordinate amount of great composers from a volcano peak tipping above sea level. Jon Leifs rules.
>>78782649
nahh bruh, the develept version of iceland is much bedder
>>78770227
the people are too tall, I don't like it.
>>78784519
>implying mexico best Scandinavian country ever.
sup fellow kiwi, inb4 fucking aussies
>>78770227
isn't 33% of their pop. immigrants?
Also they have more muslims per capita than my country, so def the globe of crystal u think it is
>>78775946
You're confusing kickball with basketball, ole cobber.
![22229456774_0d32e7cd2c_z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NM4sPd0.jpg "22229456774_0d32e7cd2c_z[1].jpg")
>Icelandic women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs
>>78770642
>blisteringly cold iceberg
It's actually pretty temperate there
