Has this country ever amounted to anything? I'm not being demeaning here I really want to know.
Looking at it small, wealthy protestant nation with homogenous white society had all the qualifications to be influental yet I cannot name you one cultural or scientific achievement from there. So yeah sorry for my ignorance but why is/has Holland been so underperforming.
inb4 migrant discussion I obv mean historically
VOC Hans , we ruled the world.
We controlled the seas
We controlled the markets
We controlled black people's lives as we were the first to trade slaves
We did everything you couldn't Hans
Go back to suck Ahmed's cock
>>78675171
This.
Also, give back bikes.
>>78675008
kek
>>78675008
Please return our bicycles.
>>78675171
That's my point dingus
What came out of it? What the hell did you guys do with all that prosperity? You weren't a huge military power, no extraordinary landmarks, no nation of thinkers or cultural achievements.
Da fuck you been doing throughout history?
>>78675008
We had the biggest trade empire in the world for a while.
We also defeated the english numerous times.
Pretty good accomplishments for such a small nation.
We also discovered Australia and build the basis on which new york came to be.
Oh and south africa
>>78675008
Oh, and for a cultural achievement, I kindly present to you "apartheid"
>>78675330
>no cultural achievements
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Golden_Age_painting
>>78675008
We actually had colonies while you stayed on the continent like a cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SnkWCNBLQ
>>78675171
see black people, it wasn't white people that are responsible for slavery. just the god damn dutch
>>78675008
this >>78675171
plus the fact that we are the worlds leader in stopping peoples houses from flooding. 5th most competing economy of the world. Leader in people with engineer degrees.
>The Netherlands performs well in many measures of well-being relative to most other countries in the Better Life Index. The Netherlands ranks top in work-life balance and above the average in jobs and earnings, housing, education and skills, subjective well-being, environmental quality, personal safety, and health status.
Also, we don't have 1 million "Syrians" who will breed out our natives in 40 years.
>>78675504
You're goddamn right.
>>78675314
Germans possessed Tanzania, Papau New Guinea, Cameroon and Namibia matey.
>>78675585
can we bomb you so we don't have to say sorry to black people?
>>78675504
and we still have Zwarte Piet.
>>78675409
Nice
To all the tards mindlessly repeating colonialism colonialism the whole time I get it. But what came out of that empire?
>>78675330
>You weren't a huge military power
During the 17th century we had a larger fleet than the rest of Europe combined, including Britain.
>no extraordinary landmarks
We created the entire land from water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxBANie_LdM
>no nation of thinkers
We have comparatively more nobel prizes per capita than Germany. Pic is world map based on scientific research papers produced.
How about the first microscope? The CD ? The first international law. Thousands of developments in bio science, waterworks, ship design, physics and much more.
>>78675008
>Germany already trying to bring based toothpaste down so they don't quit the EU aswell
First NExit, then DExit lads
>>78675008
Ooooorrrr ... you could spend 10 minutes on google and read up on history a bit. Do your own fucking homework, Hans.
>>78675350
Yeah, you Dutch had a pretty comfy empire.
We invented modern banking and stock trading
We shaped modern capitalism
>>78675764
I'm Dutch BTW
Ignore the flag
>>78675008
>1000 year Reich
>>78675008
They were good at buizness and had a good anvy
>>78675696
>We created the entire land from water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxBANie_LdM
That's pretty cool
>We have comparatively more nobel prizes per capita than Germany
What are the big names? The go-tos for Dutch achievements? Van Gogh of course but who else? Again I want to learn not insult
>>78675330
>You weren't a huge military power
Biggest fleet, owned the seas for year, Blew the fuck out of England multiple times
>no extraordinary landmarks
nigger we created an island (wiki: "The Flevopolder in the Netherlands is 970 km2 and is the largest island formed by reclaimed land in the world.")
>no nation of thinkers or cultural achievements.
Erasmus, van Gogh are just a few.
>Da fuck you been doing throughout history?
A lot, what did you do?
Also the Dutch empire heavily influenced Russia and modernized Japan
nexit when tbqhfamalam
>>78675936
for years** ofcourse
>>78675745
Yeah I get it yours was bigger.
But remember you were on an island while we had angry germans next to us, rebelling belgians and habsburgs that hated us.
>>78675764
>We invented modern banking and stock trading
>We shaped modern capitalism
True I guess. Amsterdam is the most beautiful city I've ever been too. What you doing in Czechia?
>>78675504
No it's their own fault. African tribes back then constantly conquered each other and then sold the opposing tribes. They basically deported all of their strong nigger men capable of building societies for jackshit.
>it's another ''my country is bigger than your country'' episode
bully a country your own size, faggot. we're better than you per capita. higher average IQ, lower crime rates, and above you on the human development index.
>>78676053
Don't forget the Spaniards... THE FUCKING SPANIARDS REEEEEEEEEE
>>78676066
Enjoying a white country
Is it normal for Germans to go here as I've met quite a lot
Up until the 1600s the Dutch had one of the biggest trade empires in the world. Until the collapse of imperialism they owned several colonies, and even traded modern NYC with the English for ownership of the spice nations
>>78675745
There is a difference between your Empire and the Dutch Trading Empire.
One is to make lotsa money, the other to conquer as much land and people as possible (even costing you money at times).
the Dutch shouldn't have joined the euro, they would be rich af if they didnt.
>>78675504
They just transported them
They did no do the enslaving
>>78675330
> Da fuck you been doing throughout history?
we got fucked over by our neighbours m8. I imagine if we'd had some better natural borders, more terrain and religious unity the Netherlands (& Flanders) would have been in an even better position now
>>78675967
True. I guess they influenced most of modern Europe heavily.
>>78675936
>A lot, what did you do?
See I want to know that lot. I didn't mean to insult the dutch it just that never anybody mentions something important done by dutch so I ask. Sorry for antagonizing in my OP
>>78676217
We had no choice
Our prime minister before the Euro linked the Guilder to the Mark
>>78676182
I meant them with the habsburgs
Nederbros just ignore that uneducated Krautsalat, you have one of the most interesting European history, considering the size of your country.
Please don't leave the EU
t. definetly not Merkel
Has this country ever amounted to anything? I'm not being demeaning here I really want to know.
Looking at it big, wealthy unitedt nation with homogenous white society had all the qualifications to be influental yet I cannot name you one cultural or scientific achievement from there. So yeah sorry for my ignorance but why is/has Reich been so underperforming.
inb4 migrant discussion I obv mean historically
>>78676217
d-delete this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7MWiwctME
>>78676347
>nazi germany
>no scientific achievements
pick one.
>>78676217
Another uneducated anglo talking shit about EU whilst knowing nothing about it. Google 'What is EU' like all of your other countrymen had to do AFTER VOTING faggot.
>>78675728
why are danes always based? i've never danes acting like faggots.
>>78676332
my bad
>>78676110
No it's not. I intended it to be a learning about Holland thread I just fucked up the wording
>>78676191
Yeah I guess. Been there often my friends there told me many Germans come. Less since EURO though
>>78676409
lold
>>78676277
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries
Literally one google search m8
>>78676347
Unethical research which taught us a lot
>>78675008
>White society
Our nigger infection is worse than yours, we already lost 3 provinces to kebab and niggers.
>>78675745
Fuck you for stealing south africa from us. Hope the uk gets so isolated that you all starve.
>>78675008
>yet I cannot name you one cultural or scientific achievement from there.
>mfw they don't know
Also the first to find Australia. Thought the natives of Tasmania were giants and left. I'd like to think that, given their track record, if the Dutch colonised Australia our natives would have been rid of long ago.
>>78676500
Goddamn does it feel good to be dutch
>inb4 CuckCourse
>inb4 John "dick in my cheerios" Green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIhMJGWiM8
>>78676665
>go to Australia and New Zealand
>it only has angry natives and no natural riches to speak off
>leave to Indonesia
dutch always were scheming jews and few know it
>>78675504
They're not slaves, they're our friends.
>>78675707
Sssht. Don't tell them. Especially not about Hugo de Groot.. They might realise we're actually the orignal Crypto-Jew.
>>78675008
When it comes to dykes and levees the Netherlands are great.
>>78675330
We had the largest fleet in Europe and one of the largest armies in Europe during the War of the Spanish Succession. William 3 ruined the Netherlands in favour of the UK
>>78675745
>They actually went to Africa and UNIRONICALLY colonised it
>They ACTUALLY colonised the streetshitters
>They ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY taught them the English language, and took them up into the Commonwealth of nations
It's like you intentionally destroyed your own nation and identity.. Like the French. Why would you EVER teach the savages your culture and language? Didn't you realise what would happen?
>>78675171
> check history about EU
> Netherlands is a founding member
Why.jpg
>>78676969
We had a "union" of trade going on already and thought that joining a larger one would be just like adding more members
Boy were we wrong
First functional submarine
Wifi
Bluetooth
Donuts
4 wheel drive
the eye test
the fire hose
stocks
1st transnational corporation
we're nr. 2 agri exporter in the world (17 million people though
We're basically everything you want to be but we don't go around destroying Europe every 75 years Hans.
Also MUH BIKE
>>78677077
WE INVENTED WIFI REEEEEEE
>>78676969
Also
>Indonesia
I've heard your history about the Dutch is full of lies
So tell me
What are you thought about colonial times?
>>78676969
Because the Original 6 were pretty fucking swell... Note we did not start a union with 28 Member States... That came later.
>tfw GREECE wasn't even a part of the original treaties
>tfw the BRITS actually begged to join years after the inception of the Union
We should have never expanded beyond the original 6. As a matter of fact, we probably shouldn't have included Italy to begin with...
>>78675929
Michiel de Ruyter, Erasmus, Rembrandt, Vermeer.
Some Dutch-Americans include Martin van Buren, Theodore Roosevelt, and Thomas Edison.
>>78675848
The most cucked nation on earth
aber, aber..,wir sind weltmeister
cucks
>>78675008
Have you ever been to an art museum?
>>78677176
From what I understand is that they're taught we opressed them (not entirely untrue), and Soekarno saved them (not entirely true). The Malaku and Papua are conveniently not mentioned in Indonesian accounts of that period...
It doesn't matter though. We already took all we needed from them
>pic related
HHHHNNNGGGG
>>78677207
>Forgetting Baruch de Spinoza
OY VEY
>>78675728
Gercucks BTFO
>>78677361
who?
>>78677207
>Rembrandt
Oh yeah forgot about him.
Don't care about emigrants here though just the nation
>>78675936
No to mention the invention of the microscope, discovery of bacteria.
You're all welcome.
t. Delft
>>78676520
3 province capitols.
Utrecht isn't fucked mate, only the city.
Capcha: pick all bicycles
>>78677434
Widely considered the greatest philosopher of our country. Also a Jew, though he was exiled by the Jewish community of Amsterdam for his radical views they deemed unacceptable... He was basically an atheist avant la lettre. Half of Amsterdam is named after him...
>>78677300
Fries and samuraisauce is fucking great. Amsterdam is comfy but there's too many seedy arabs downtown. The Dutch people I met were pretty cool. I like your country/10
T O T A L . F O O T B A L L
(also dyke plugging master race)
>>78677633
Samuraisauce? Never heard anyone call it that.
>>78677633
>samuraisauce
That's Belgian.
>Amsterdam is comfy but there's too many seedy arabs downtown.
Amsterdam has been a seedy city historically.. You do realise that that is the appeal, right? Go to Haarlem or Delft if you want Amsterdam's quaintness without the sex and drugs (or less of it anyway).. Leiden is nice too, but is a bit less sophisticated as a city. People have been coming from Amsterdam for the prostitutes and freedoms for literal centuries... If that's not what you're looking for, you're in the wrong place.
>>78675008
the GERM-MAN
>>78675504
the Portugese and Brits transported way more slaves though. we were only responsible for a couple percent
>>78677434
Jewish-Dutch-Portuguese philosopher responsible for today's super-valorization of the body and emotion and undermining the importance of rational thought
>>78675504
>We were the first to trade slaves
>First to trade slaves
>Trade slaves
>Trade
Africans sell each other all the time, still do and they did then
>>78677862
Yes. Many say he layed down the foundation for our free and godless society.
I kind of like him for that, people from more traditional countries tend to disagree.
>>78676206
We had the East India Company, infinitely more significant and was it's own army.
>>78676241
Exactly this. If you can't sue Google for piracy just because you can use it to find torrents, don't blame us for slavery. We were simply providing a service.
>>78678110
And we had the Vereenigde Oost-Indische Compagnie, the West-Indische Compagnie, and the Noordse Compagnie, and those three though chartered, also had access to their own armies..
>>78675008
They've achieved quite a lot for their size and population, still don't have a world cup though.
>>78677817
I was just there to smoke weed and bang whores, though I did enjoy meandering for a few days. Nice little vacation.
>>78677763
I'm probably confusing it, I was in Belgium before I saw Amsterdam.
>>78676917
>Didn't you realise what would happen?
well no because we were the first to do it
>>78675171
fpbp
Eendracht maakt macht!
>>78676409
>It's a non-country is mad because no more gibs :( post
The only people that Googled "what is EU" were the retards that voted remain to see if the result actually was a good thing or not. Or are you backing it up by the people making unprovable claims that they voted leave and now regret that decision? Otherwise known as remain shills trying to plant doubt.
>>78678557
>tfw Glorious Revolution
Good times
>>78676405
Determining the flame temperature of Dresden is a great achievment indeed.
>>78678557
that is an awesome flag tbqh senpai
>>78675008
>Has this country ever amounted to anything?
Pulling 548 sq mi of fresh clay out of the fucking sea?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flevoland
>After a flood in 1916, it was decided that the Zuiderzee, an inland sea within the Netherlands, would be enclosed and reclaimed: the Zuiderzee Works started.
>>78675330
Nigga u wut? We burned the English ships with our navy, BTFO out of Spain,
>>78678886
>we
>canada
>>78678110
The EIC did lose from the VOC in the war over the spice markets, the VOC was far more important during the 17th century than your trading company. The EIC had some lowpoints when the VOC flourished
>>78677300
objectively wise, the "(not entirely untrue)" are... true. Many of your people cucking towards us because some of you fucked the islanders too much.
Even after we have declared independence, Netherlands still butthurt and made the first 10 years of Suekarno's presidency filled with struggle to secure Indonesia. Diplomacy wise
>>78676807
funny that our resources are now worth shitloads and Indonesia just has shitty coffee and angry natives
>>78678931
lots of dutch in canada
>>78678110
there was also a dutch east india company, and the dutch version was originally the more successful of the two. the dutch can be credited with laying down the basic principles of the modern empire that britain and france followed.
>>78678942
>ven after we have declared independence, Netherlands still butthurt and made the first 10 years of Suekarno's presidency filled with struggle to secure Indonesia. Diplomacy wise
Yeah. Because colonialism=bad was the reason we were forced by the Americans to leave Indonesia... But the new Indonesian state IMMEDIATELY proceeded to opress the Malaku Islands and the Papua people much worse than the Dutch ever did, so we tried to secure independence from Indonesia for them. But we failed, because Americans don't understand geography... And then we had to deal with RMS seperatists for fucking decades, to the point of them highjacking trains and taking schoolchildren hostage.
>>78677300
objectively wise the "not entirely untrue" are right. many of your people cucked towards us because many of you somewhat have "oh let's force this inlaander to work to death. There is nothing wrong, right ?" thought
also
> satay with french fries
Wat.png
>>78675330
>What came out of it? What the hell did you guys do with all that prosperity?
Rest of Europe got jealous so they teamed up (mainly UK + France) and tried to destroy us several times.
Even though we could still beat them, in the end the cost of defending ourselves against was simply too high.
>>78675008
>Germans
>saying any other country never amounted to nothing
you've been blown out 3 times in the last 100 years. WW1, WW2 and now brexit.
>>78678004
I personally consider myself a liberal, but Spinoza's writings were highly toxic to the development of modern society. It's unfortunate that he is considered to have so much value in a great country like yours
>>78679003
We didn't really expect the japs to stab us in the back with Indonesia but what can you expect when the eternal Anglo pushed them
>>78679157
>the dutch can be credited with laying down the basic principles of the modern empire that britain and france followed.
Except we were smarter, in hindsight.. We started trading posts and used the local power stuctures/tribes whatever to get them to bring their riches to us.. We'd bribe/pay the chief, and the chief would exploit his subordinates for us. We didn't bother teaching them our language or habits, especially not in the beginning (we did end up actually colonising Indonesia, but that happened over a long period of time)...
The French and Brits quite notably tried to turn the areas they colonised into French or Britsh soil, rather than provinces/dependencies only used to exploit for wealth. That's why you now see so many Francophone Africans in Paris, and why Calais is awash with English-speaking former Brit-colonials wanting to get to the motherland...
>>78678942
>Even after we have declared independence, Netherlands still butthurt and made the first 10 years of Suekarno's presidency filled with struggle to secure Indonesia.
Well, Indonesia did invade the Moluccas and Netherlands New-Guinea, areas that were definitely not on-board with the (Javan) Nationalists who managed to get the UN on their side.
>>78679230
>it's all America's fault we were good boys we dindu nuffin
>>78679234
We weren't very nice, but Soekarno wasn't either.. Especially when it comes to the minorities that didn't consider themselves to be Indonesian.
> satay with french fries
Best way of eating them. Also french fries with satay sauce, HHHNNGGGG
>>78679451
>Spinoza's writings were highly toxic to the development of modern society
>It's unfortunate that he is considered to have so much value in a great country like yours
Yes. Very unfortunately the Netherlands turned out the way it did... If only we were more like Brazil....
>>78675008
The fuck is that shit??? French Hungary?
>>78679234
>satay with french fries
Saté is great with Flemish fries though. Especially with spices.
Keep in mind that there are Dutch brands of Saté Sauce that taste very different from the Indonesian varieties.
>>78679607
Yes. You forced us to give up Nederlands Indië under the guise of decolonisation (bleeding heart Yanks, every single time..), and didn't bat an eye when the new 'sovereign' Indonesian government started to opress the minority islands in the region in unprecedented ways.
>requesting proofs
You mean they don't teach you about your fuckups in school? Typical.
So, let's look at Netherlands vs Germany today:
Netherlands:
- World leader in computer chip advancements (ASML)
- World leader in agricultural technology.
- Non-cucked because we simply don't give a fuck what others think of us.
Germany:
- Ficki ficki
>>78679607
Not America, more like Russia and Japan to be fair.
>>78679855
>- Non-cucked because we simply don't give a fuck what others think of us.
Kind of stretching it m8... We were Sweden tier not even that long ago. It's just that realities caught up with us in a pretty violent manner.
>>78675008
OP I like your Dutch butt women, but your still a prideful moron - Holland WAS great and all, come to think of it, I do not know why any modern would have pride in something you did not do - thanks for new Amsterdam now go fuck your self you fucking pedo
>>78675008
Cheese, Tulips, wooden shoes and slave trade.
>>78679957
>Mad that we sold your ancestors to some plantation owner in the South
>Still
>In 2016
Lmao m8 it's like you don't even know what the current year is..
>>78676969
The EU grew out from the BeNeLux.
This always makes me laugh.
>>78679790
>>78680207
m8 if this was some controvesial point about a current event I might find you some, but this quite literally happened in the aftermath of World War II. I shouldn't have to prove to you that America has a shit-tier track record when it comes to decolonisation and having a shitty foreign policy. Shoo.
>>78679947
We have plenty immigrants, sure, but we never went out of our way to please them like Germans do.
>>78680352
not a single mention of the United States on pic related
fuck outta here with your Soviet propaganda
>>78680207
You really just have to read some history books.
Nothing he said is controversial.
>>78675008
Fuck you you cuck.
Per capita we gave you the most SS/ Wehrmacht/ Arbeitseinsatz men of the whole of 40-45 Europe.
We even have a town named after this period of time: Sassenheim. SA, SS en Heim.
Go google that town.
Fucking Germans nowadays.
>>78680046
I am white lol - my great greats sold slaves too. I am stating a fact that you are a tiny country - a shame you did not end up controlling North America or New York. You don't have any real power lol
>>78680571
If it's manifestly true then you shuold be able to provide some evidence, but thankfully none exists because America didn't force the Netherlands to give up your spice niggers
>>78680505
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_New_Guinea_dispute#Resolution
>>78679790
Well... US government afraid that Soekarno will be leaning towards the Warsaw Pact (we already did during the Trikora)
>>78680720
wow a resolution of a conflict that happened two years after Indonesia declared independence on their own without American intervention
retard
>>78680505
>wiki
wew. Ok. Just because you demonstrated that you are infact an actual imbecile, I'll find you some.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_National_Revolution
>Once again, international opinion of the Dutch military campaigns was one of outrage, significantly in both the United Nations and the United States. In January 1949, the United Nations Security Council passed a resolution demanding the reinstatement of the Republican government.[10] United States aid specifically earmarked for Dutch Indonesia was immediately cancelled and pressure mounted within the US Congress for all United States aid to be cut off. This included Marshall Plan funds vital for Dutch post-World War II rebuilding that had so far totalled $US 1 billion.[54] The Netherlands Government had spent an amount equivalent to almost half of this funding their campaigns in Indonesia. That United States aid could be used to fund "a senile and ineffectual imperialism" encouraged many key voices in the United States – including those amongst the US Republican Party – and from within American churches and NGOs to speak out in support of Indonesian independence.[55]
You made us give up the Dutch indies, because even back then you were bleeding heart libtards.
>>78680883
Literally all we did was cut-off your gibs me dats. You weren't forced to do anything; that would directly imply the use of force.
>>78680666
>This is not considered to be seething with rage in America
lel. Whatever lets you sleep at night..
>>78680775
The US government has historically consisted of retards, unfortunately.
Also, what do they teach you about the Malaku and the Papua in Indonesia?
>>78680666
We don't need 'real power' because we are filthy fucking rich and totally surrounded by allies, and shipping lanes
>>78680853
>a conflict that happened two years after Indonesia declared independence
The resolution of that conflict is but one of many in which the Americans meddled to appease the Indonesian Nationalists to make sure they didn't fall in the Soviet sphere of influence.
>retard
No u
Dutch people are slowly waking up. We've had the ukraine referendum and the protest in Geldermalsen etc. Pretty based desu.
>>78680964
>You weren't forced to do anything; that would directly imply the use of force.
>Americans in charge of geopolitics
Ok.
>>78675008
the microscope
>>78680704
see>>78680720
And again: this is well established history.
It's like asking me to provide proof that Columbus has sailed to America.
>>78681044
Linkse ratten in Geldermalsen gem. raad gecucked door het Volk
>>78681044
>non binding referendum which was ignored
>literal racist white trash revolution
Lol
>>78680883
Your nation stinks. Your women have some real nice asses though - they are not big nog asses, but they have thus nice upness to them, like a peach. I fucked a lot of Dutch ethnic women in Michigan - it was fucking great! Especially those Ann Arbor liberals during the art fair. I really like Dutch women's ski slope nose oh boy let me tell you. But you. Your groundless pride actually makes me want to Puke.
Dutch are turbo jews. One of the first european nations to get corrupted by shekel obsession.
Whatever genetics cause a european country to switch to protestantism, also causes them to be anti traditionalist, pro expansionist, pro multikult, pro getting cucked
>>78681028
but the original point of contention is that we forced you to give up Indonesia, when this is not the case. Indonesia declared independence without our prodding
>>78681045
>if America doesn't give me billions of dollars a year for a war that I caused I'm going to sit down and do nothing
alright your choice lad.
>>78681134
New Guinea dispute occurred after independence
>>78681084
so we actually granted you a dick?
>>78675008
>I'm not being demeaning here I really want to know.
>So yeah sorry for my ignorance but why is/has Holland been so underperforming.
Why are krauts such passive aggressive fags?
>>78681234
>hyper Jews
>pro getting cucked
As long as the person getting cucked is you
>>78675008
How about I have the buttery smooth voice of Carl Sagan explain it to you Hans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvY8dQQI13Q
>>78681290
Belgique bringing the bants
>>78681246
>New Guinea dispute occurred after independence
Which is exactly why America is to blame for the fuckup, not us.
>>78681212
You seem to misunderstand, white trash can be molded, used and lead.
The muds are harder to control.
>>78681012
Wtf is a lol you effeminate poser "like whatever"
I love insulting in a completely calm manner - it gives me a rush like burning ants with a magnifying glass.
I am just better than you - bottom line
>>78675409
Plus, Escher. And Theo Jansen is pretty good also.
>>78681290
Aaayyy famasempai
>>78681464
but what you don't understand is that America didn't cause the situation; we merely resolved it, as is our job as your vassal lord post 1945.
>>78675171
Dutch """"empire""""
Most of it was stolen from the Portuguese while we were being cucked by Spain.
>stole our trade routes and secrets
>stole our ships
>stole our colonies
>broke the monopoly we had on spices trade
Thankfully based brits were just waking up and slapped their shit in multiple wars, their eastern trade started to decline when we cucked them with Brazilian goods.
Never forget
>>78681497
Are you Vegan Gains?
>>78681227
>Your nation stinks.
Like freshly cut grass, rain and hemp, ya.
>Your women have some real nice asses though
Ya.
>- they are not big nog asses,
Some are though. Everybody loves a big ass.
>but they have thus nice upness to them, like a peach.
Peaches are fuzzy. I don't like fuzzy butts.
>I fucked a lot of Dutch ethnic women in Michigan - it was fucking great! Especially those Ann Arbor liberals during the art fair.
You mean 'American ethnic' women to be honest m8...
>I really like Dutch women's ski slope nose oh boy let me tell you. But you. Your groundless pride actually makes me want to Puke.
Go ahead. Puke. Throw it all out Yankee doodle dandy... You might even reach a healthy BMI if you apply yourself.
>>78681611
And look at you now.
Some victory there
>>78681611
To be fair, we were also extremely cucked by Spain. And you did take Pernambuco/Dutch Brazil from us.
>>78681709
>Go ahead. Puke. Throw it all out Yankee doodle dandy... You might even reach a healthy BMI if you apply yourself.
Zeer goed/10
>>78681574
You caused it by denying the referendum that was promised when we passed you the hot potato.
America fucked up, sorry but you are just too dumb and ignorant to solve international conflicts.
>>78681497
>in a completely calm manner
>>78681227
>Your nation stinks.
>Your groundless pride actually makes me want to Puke.
>>78679957
>thanks for new Amsterdam now go fuck your self you fucking pedo
>mfw American calmness
>>78681021
>we
No you fucking monkey, using the the word we means nothing - you, as in you, are not rich - now put your fucking money where your mouth is, and post a pic of your pay stub.
>>78681227
>Dutch women's ski slope nose
What?
>>78681741
kek
>>78675008
They burned a fleet while it was in port and had some colonies. More successful than Germany desu.
>>78681884
>No you fucking monkey,
>American calling anyone a monkey
>>78681234
We spend World War 2 selling jews out to the Germans while you spent the last century enacting their foreign policy all over the world.
>60% white
>black president
>same amount of jews as Israel
>calls other nations cucks
>>78681611
You should not have tried to oppress us then.
>>78681884
>post ur pay stub n00b 1v1 me
I love how you absolutely seethe with insecurity in every post.
>>78675008
Did great trading, even were the only ones (!) allowed to trade with Japan for a while. We're the best in music, we still are great at trading and for such a small country we are pretty damn rich (#11 in the world).
>>78681876
>denying the referendum that was promised
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Act_of_Free_Choice
The Indonesians were prevented from falling into the Soviet sphere, which was our only goal in the matter. The lives of shitskins don't matter so we really didn't do anything wrong.
>>78682134
Fairly sure that chart also counts Jewish refugees from Germany though.
Not so difficult killing people who already live in separate camps.
>>78682275
>The Indonesians were prevented from falling into the Soviet sphere, which was our only goal in the matter.
Glad you admit that it was your fault.
>>78682134
holy fuck 91,5%.
still, it wasn't that hard since we only had a couple thousand and almost entirely housed in Amsterdam.
>>78681709
Why do you keep saying m8? Send that Limey shit back to that fucking inbred island. And of course I'll puke, you are very disgusting, because you have too much IMAGINED pride--but rest assured I am athletic and most models actually come from USA which is the best empire
>>78682371
what was """our""" fault?
>>78682275
>which was our only goal in the matter.
Exactly.
And if millions of people had to die then so be it.
Just don't understand why you were trying to deny it all before?
>>78682372
>almost entirely housed in Amsterdam.
Yeah. And the city's civil servants gave the Germans a handy map with their locations on it... Without ever being asked to.
>a couple thousands
Over 100.000 never returned iirc...
>>78682404
>but rest assured I am athletic
>Amerifat
>>78682571
fuck i cant stand that whores face.
when i think of the biggest slut i can imagine i see her face
>>78682404
>mfw this is what Yanks are actually and unironically like when they're insecure
>>78682450
Rekking Indonesia.
>>78681883
There words shit head- you can not judge someone's emotional state from text you naive chump. My heart rate is around 40-50 rn cause I am laying in bed. So- yes- that is calm by definition. Thanks for the cute memes, now make me some wooden shoes
>>78680183
>>78682404
How fucking old are you, you have the grammar and internet tough guy attitude of a 9 year old.
>>78682477
Because America didn't start the crisis or get involved until the Soviet Union did. You lost Indonesia before any Americans took interest in the whole affair. You can't always blame other whites for your own loss, especially as Americans were the ones who were literally rebuilding your country for free.
>>78682660
>preventing them from going to war is rekking them
i must be missing something here, or Dutch propaganda must be very good
>>78682134
based collaborators
>>78675008
Fuck off germoney.
The Netherlands are eternally based and should get the respect of every burger.
The Netherlands was the first foreign country to salute the American Flag on November 16, 1776.
Robinson sailed Andrew Doria down the Delaware River on 17 October 1776, for a voyage to the West Indies to obtain a cargo of munitions and military supplies at the Dutch island of Sint Eustatius. When the brig reached the island on 16 November, she fired a 13-gun salute and received a reply from Fort Oranje—the first salute to an American flag on board an American warship in a foreign port.
Verdict: Eternally based for this simple gesture when our country was so young.
Love you Dutchbros.
>>78682015
You a monkey who evades the real point of my post by green texting peripherals. Now open your mouth and eat my shit.
>>78682714
You must be one of the most autistic people I've had the pleasure of conversing with on these boards... I'm literally wondering now if you'd be more autistic if you're serious, or actually more autistic if you're just pretending.
>>78682805
It's the best. We're the only country which still gets away with blackfacing
>>78680183
>Decomissioned the ship because it drew too much water
>Auctioned it off
>>78680610
Dat laatste is gelogen maatke.
>>78682805
>i must be missing something here,
Probably.
>Dutch propaganda must be very good
The very best
>>78681611
>cucked by spain
what was the biggest and most profitable country in south america?
if we didn't have the nig mentality of only wanting to make profit portuguese would be the most spoken language in the world
>>78682805
>because America didn't start
>America forced Japan to westernise faster than with us
>they became an empire
>they caused trouble in Indonesia
It was your fault from the very beginning
>tfw no gf
>>78682996
Brigade M is gospel, neger.
>>78682881
>Now open your mouth and eat my shit.
I don't like calling things degenerate, but your scat fetish is one of those things that disgusts me.
>>78682813
>>78682660
Is that an intelligent criticism? No. Just a meme bot.
>>78682813
This, also can my underaged countrymen stop replying to trolls.
>>78682660
Is that an intelligent criticism? No. Just a meme bot.
>>78682774
You forgot to put a question mark.
Tulips and Eddie Van Halen.
>>78683075
by this reductio ad absurdum logic we can place all the blame on the Eternal Anglo for creating America in the first place, and then perhaps on the Romans or on Germanic tribes for creating Britain
>>78683015
That's great
Also stop with your stupid colony dick measuring when everybody who had colonies got cucked of it. This is about nation and culture
>>78682813
>just did whichever would trouble the eternal Anglo the most
>they remembered it
>>78683256
>by this reductio ad absurdum logic we can place all the blame on the Eternal Anglo for creating America in the first place
You're finally catching on... Jesus Christ they told me Americans were slow, but I never realised it was this bad.
>>78682534
oh shit, never knew that we actually gave them a map. I did know that when the few that did returned they were actually forced to repay the missed taxes for the time they were gone.
We were a pretty antisemitic country lmao
>>78683299
>when everybody who had colonies got cucked of it
That's not the issue here. The issue is is that it's all the US's fault. As usual.
>>78675008
Nope they're french clay.
>>78682813
Wasn't James Madison from the dutch indies also?
>>78683116
It's not about the scat, it's about degrading you, stupid :) man you fucking retards are boring rehased memes - I think I'll troll the French now in another thread haha see you all later
>>78681246
>for a war that I caused
What a mongoloid
You can't expect the same amount of science discovery and art production from a small country than from a bigger country like Germany, France or UK.
I don't know much about Netherlands but I imagine they are pretty decent people ... ?
I haven't heard anything bad about them.
>>78683402
I'd rather be Spanish tbqh familia
>>78683327
but that doesn't make any sense.
>>78683399
Literally no evidence
>>78683444
Not an argument.
come on lads this Columbophobia is really rustling my jimmies
>>78683455
>You can't expect the same amount of science discovery and art production from a small country than from a bigger country like Germany, France or UK.
But we did anyway.. Because that's how we roll.
>I haven't heard anything bad about them.
>mfw
>>78682805
>as Americans were the ones who were literally rebuilding your country for free.
You were the ones, along with the British, that caused most damage in the first place. And of course it wasn't "for free", you do it for the same reason you did it in the rest of Europe and how you try to do it now in the middle-east, so we would become good goy vassal states under your dominion.
>>78683015
>The very best
damn right nigga
>>78682897
What? How is this supposed to affect me? Cool pic though, stupid poster.
>>78683455
We're such hard merchants we killed all of the merchant religion
>>78681290
based vlaanderen
>>78682805
>rebuilding your country for free
>>78683680
>damn right nigga
Reminds me of pic related...
Tulips
Wooden shoes
Butt seks
>>78680183
>In 1667, flagging English national morale was further depressed by the Raid on the Medway in which a Dutch fleet invaded the Thames and Medway rivers and on 12 June captured the uncommissioned Royal Charles,[1] removing her with great skill to Hellevoetsluis in the United Provinces. The Dutch did not take her into naval service because it was considered that she drew too much water for general use on the Dutch coast. She was auctioned for scrap in 1673.
Her metal stern piece, showing the English coat of arms with a lion and unicorn, along with her white ensign, is now on display in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.
BTFO
>>78683904
>Tulips
Turks
>Wooden shoes
Scandi's
>Butt seks
Greeks
>>78681611
tfw North Brazil hates Portugual and praises the Dutch saviours, still the only place that can withhold the rain season because of superior dutch infrastructure
>>78683680
>>78683800
>so we would become good goy vassal states under your dominion.
We had to unite all European people in a common front to defend against the constant threat of judeo-bolshevism. Your other options were being dominated by the British and then being dominated by the Soviets after they defeated the British in another total, destructive war.
Our rulership is completely benevolent. I don't understand all this hate
>Dutch bait thread
>Thread full of Dutch flags responding
>>78683964
>other countries can't even handle an ungodly amount of water
>>78684084
>implying bait is not free
>implying we turn down anything free
Achmed pls.
>>78675008
They send us thousands of flowers every year.
Their women are nice.
>>78679451
>>78679649
Brazil BTFO
>>78676182
Ghastly shit indeed.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Spaanse_Furie_Antwerpen.jpg
>>78675171
>we did everything before the rest of you
Veniziafag is not amused
>>78684084
>Dutch bait thread
>turned into a Dutch Pride thread in 1 post
We took over this thread like we took over the East
the Netherlands is doomed, its about 70% white these days..
The whole "trading culture" went to far when all the capitalists took in thousands of immigrants who multiplied like crazy
>>78682571
>>78682660
>>78683116
>>78683428
Alright Dutch fags I couldn't find a French thread so I have to target you instead.
Here is the REAL RED PILL that every Dutcher in this thread should swallow-- the French are better in every way - their Brie cheese is the shit and I can say with a straight face that I prefer French cuisine to Dutch.
Some dumb Dutcher said that they are rich -- lol no France is richer and so is Germany. You had a pretty cool stock market in the 17th century -- that may be my only concession. Other than that France and USA are superior.
>>78684081
>We had to unite all European people in a common front to defend against the constant threat of judeo-bolshevism
That was actually what Germany was doing, you just removed that option leaving Europe with the choice to either side with "judeo-bolshevism" or with an even more jewish Anglo-American neo-liberalism. And Western liberalism probably did more damage in the long term to western-European countries because of the cultural and demographic issues you caused then communism did to Eastern Europe
>>78682813
