REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/pol/ on suicide watch
>>78646809
too late, no backsies
only 17 million more signatures to go
All the european leaders have already said the choice should be respected. Cameron has already resigned. These fedora tipping women's studies cucks/scots don't matter.
>REFERENDUMS ARE ONLY FAIR WHEN THEY WORK IN OUR FAVOR
>YOU DIDN'T WIN WITHIN THESE ARBITRARY BOUNDS I JUST MADE UP AFTER THE FACT
So fucking stupid. Some Brit needs to start a petition to ignore this petition
Ah yes, then if they get that vote, there won't be a 3rd to break the tie because they'll have gotten the result they finally wanted
When are we going to deal with the communist problem once and for all?
>>78646809
Pointless.
>>78646809
There's a petition for the UK to stay out of the EU as well.
Last I checked it has about 17.4 million signatures
>>78647164
Holy fuck my sides
>>78646809
The name of this petition should be "Move the Goalposts for the EU Referendum"
>>78647113
>When are we going to deal with the communist problem once and for all?
Send them to scotland, they will like being in the EU there.
>>78647076
wtf since when did sweden say anything remotely non-cuckish?
times really are changing
>>78647076
This.
Based Sweden being levelheaded once again.
>>78647164
Where? I want to laugh.
>be me
>visiting parents/grandparents
>leave happens
>"people shouldn't be allowed to decide things like this it should be left to the politicians"
>meanwhile they constantly shit on countries like Hungary and Poland for being "fascist"
>>78646809
>democracy is great!
>except for when the majority disagrees with me, we need to vote again but harder
>>78647586
nigga...
>>78647586
Oh Finland, you're so cute :3
>>78647586
>being this retarded
>>78647076
this
>>78647586
Lol put down the hand sanitizer pekka
Changing the rules or results after voting and counting
Power level : Higher than Best Korea
>>78647076
Sweden sees hope in closing their own borders and keeping the turks at bay. Praise Britain in giving hope again to the victims of the cuckolds.
>>78646809
1) you think for having invented the language they could speak english fucking better.
"vote is less than 60% based a turnout less than 75%"
parliament should shoot them down for shit grammar.
2) WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE STARTED A COUNTER PETITION???????????
>>78647893
EU already did that in Ireland.
>>78646809
>b-but the rules weren't designed to make me win indefinitely! Change them!
I hate being a millennial
>>78646809
>32 million people vote
>15 million for remain
>600k want to revote
THAT ISN'T HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS YOU FUCKING TWATS
I AM NOT EVEN IN YOUR SHITTY ISLAND AND THIS HORSESHIT INFURIATES ME
>>78647774
Never. It's still Midsummer, I'm allowed to medicate my hangover.
>>78647076
This
>>78646809
kek'd mate
>>78647076
HOLY SHIT.
CAMERON RESIGNED???
Wow. I went to bed right as Brexit won so I guess I didn't hear about it. It's weird because it feels like he's been PM for forever, kind of like Harper.
90% of it is probably millennials. sorry guys, you blew your chance.
>>78648500
It will not go anywhere. Schultz, Tusk and Junker as well as Cameron have already said the result must be respected and Schultz said the exit must be efficient and speedy.
>>78648406
He's going to resign in October, I believe.
>>78647586
>being this stupid
>>78648619
He already resigned, he is a caretaker PM while the Conservatives choose a new leader.
>75% turnout required
Why? Then everyone who wants to remain can just not vote at all and that means 75% of people must vote to leave.
>>78648681
It is just an arbitrary way to rig it.
>yfw Remain argued that "OUT IS OUT AND THERE'S NO GOING BACK"
>>78648672
>Conservatives
Shit. Is there no way to just shoehorn in Nigel?
>>78648748
No because of how our system works.
>>78646809
Lol. Britain votes itself out of the barrel, and the bongs that still love the derka penis can't get over it.
No actually means no this time. They don't want to be in the shitty club anymore.
>>78648681
if they actually succeed the turn out will just keep going down until they get their way.
>>78648672
>caretaker PM
Ah, got it, that makes sense. Who has the best chance to be the new leader then? Are Boris?
>>78648681
I believe the idea is if it's 60% or higher that qualifies or if it's less than that a minimum of 75% voter turnout needs to occur.
>>78647072
this.. There were 16 million votes to remain.. So getting 661,769 signatures–on the internet none the less–isn't really that much
>>78648947
do they honestly think anyone that voted remain will bother losing again aside from their sorry asses?
>>78648947
Article 50 lets you leave according to your own domestic constitutional procedures. Which in our case would just be an act of parliament.
>>78648299
Republic of Ireland needs to stay blue m8
>>78647586
Mongol "intellectuals"
>>78647586
go back to fucking sleep snow peasant
>>78646809
Question for britbros.
Isn't there going to be a "second referendum"? I mean, the leave camp won but Cameron's resignation will lead to new elections. Isn't it possible that this will create the possibility of a brexit candidate VS a candidate that wants to say "fuck you" to this referendum and remain? So... like a second referendum?
What are the chances of this?
>>78647586
>>78646809
>Liberal SJW cumshitters want to invalidate this man's vote
>>78649106
I was referring to what the people in the petition were trying to achieve. It's worded weirdly but I believe that is what they meant and not that you need both 75% turnout and 60% or higher of the votes.
>>78646809
Typical of liberals.
When they win, it's decided goyim. you're on the wrong side of history. We had the vote. It's decided now. Get over it.
When they lose, it's we'll never give up the fight. We have come so far, but have farther to go. We shall overcome. We will have as many votes as necessary until we get our way.
>>78649343
Patriot.
>>78646809
>Less than 60% and 75% turnout
How many re-referendums were they hoping for?
WEW
>>78648672
Is the conservative party of the UK left wing?
It's not going to happen bro
>>78649415
>>78649343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs&feature=youtu.be
>>78649417
It's 60% if less than 75% turnout. If you have 10% turnout but it's above 60% then that would work for example.
>>78646809
Let's vote on it. :^)
>>78647164
>>78647076
There you go Sweden, welcome back
>>78649438
they're left of us
tories are basically the cuckservative party.
>>78646809
>leftists in charge of knowing how the law actually works
This is so cute.
>>78649561
Ah my bad, thanks.
>>78647076
SWEDEN NO
>>78646809
> it didn't work in my favor so the rules should be changed until it works in my favor
why didn't they just vote in the original referendum
>>78647586
And they say asians are intelligent...
>>78649784
Stuck at Glastonbury m8
>>78649343
>votes without having to face the consequences
what a hero
>>78647076
> Sweden based
Brexit truly is the greatest happening of our times. This is only the beginning.
>>78649290
Under the British system a change of party leader and PM doesn't mean a change of elections. Cameron can step down but the Conservatives will remain in power until the next election in 2020
>>78649870
His descendants do. He wants what's best for them. Besides, the nation doesn't only belong to the living.
>>78646809
It's not ever going to happen, we had the referendum, leave won the choice needs to be respected otherwise you're undermining democracy.
>>78647076
They're just terribly ass blasted.
>>78648299
Why the fuck was greenland in the EU also why did greexit happen?
>>78650029
He'll be turning in his grave after he learns that he helped Britain into become a third world country like Sweden.
>>78650118
Fuck off faggot.
>>78649870
The eternal kraut is at it again
>>78649343
that feel when based gramps
The EU needs to deport all of our shitskins to the UK before they brexit. Then we can finally nuke them.
>>78649343
RIP old bong, you've succeeded in serving your country again.
>>78646809
Stay mad, remainers
>>78646809
>don't turn up to vote
>complain
Yeah fuck off, I'm 10,000 miles away in a prison colony and I voted, most of /britpol/ are NEET virgin autistic weebs and they voted (pic related), there is no fucking excuse.
>>78650179
>Britain one of only three countries in Europe with nukes
Dumb Magyar
>>78647113
You mean millennial problem.
>>78650102
Greenland joined the EEC along with Denmark, but held a referendum in 1982, and left in 1985.
>>78650179
Hungary you absolute madman
>>78650102
>banner looks like it says "ayy lmao"
>>78650433
Because it does
do you not see the ayylium underneath it
>>78650376
Soon after, Grreenland was swallowed by the waves and/ or dashed on the cliffs of fate or something. Radioactive ants. Right?
>>78649417
In other words, if those impossible conditions are not achieved we default to the status quo. So they may as well just ask Parliament to throw out the decision.
We're approaching levels of asshurt that should not be possible.
>>78650433
It does say "ayy lmao" you cuck
Theres even an alien below it
>>78650102
They left mostly to control Fishing in their waters, which is more or less their entire economy
>>78646809
Don't worry based brit, these online petitions are fucking useless.
>>78646809
>imposing rules for the vote after the vote is concluded
some people have clearly been sleeping during government class
>>78649870
Remember, /pol/, we're starting to see the real Germoney, as seen here. Just keep that in mind while you fetishise Adolf Hitler.
>>78649870
Haha I know right, dumb old people shouldn't be allowed to vote because they'll be dead soon anyway, only 18-24 year olds like me should vote because obviously we know better than everyone else!
>>78646809
You will never escape
>>78646809
We think we've won but really Brexit is a pawn that they just gave away
>>78647110
Several have, but they are so far being ignored "Operation : Move the goalposts" Is on the site within an hour but the petition to block that happening needs to be reviewed before it can be allowed on, and still isn't up yet.
>>78650555
Americans always so gullible
>>78647076
Sven...!
>>78647586
Vittu sä oot tyhmä.
>>78647076
Nice too see a none cucked swede
Some stupid bitch posted this on Facebook yesterday
>>78646809
>sore losers
I am not surprised in the least, hopefully they aren't paid any attention.
I voted to leave and I think I made the wrong choice though
If the UK splits up over this I don't know what the fuck to do
>>78650994
The parliament will be forced to debate it when the petition is that big, but it will go along the lines off:
>"People have just voted for this and leave won"
>Debate ends
So no need to worry about a second ref. Wont happen.
>>78651042
Become part of the new Britzantine Empire and get rid of the lefty progressive fucks that want nothing but to ruin your nation so they can feel good about saying "At least I'm not racist!"
>>78646809
Ok, sure, implement it as a rule if need be. Just don't apply it retroactively.
>>78651042
It won't. Your countrymen are still in the fresh butthurt stage.
>>78647586
8/8
>>78651042
>If the UK splits up over this I don't know what the fuck to do
Sign up for the Army and make them faggots toe the line.
>>78651140
That's what I would assume, but merchants have their ways of throwing a wrench in the gears.
>>78646809
It's ok, we can still do this.
I just donated my car payment to the remain campaign; match me!
>>78646809
How many of them are multis?
>>78647325
BREXIT has changed the face of Europe
>>78649343
Millennials are detached from reality. Glad this man's voice was heard and his side won.
>>78647586
m8
>>78651042
england and wales will just have to rebuild the empire from the very beginning
>>78649343
a true patriot
>>78646809
Fixed
>>78647586
I really want to believe this is next level shit posting, but it's fucking Finland so it has to be taken literally
Lads, im a polak living in england for 16 years now, am i supposed to be packing my bags right now?
>>78648140
It was probably made by a German, half the or Titian is probably german
>>78651785
No, it's just remainers going around screaming about how all non-Brits will be lynched in the streets or forcibly deported. It's not going to happen and is a product of their delusions.
>>78651703
it is real :D
>>78646809
How many of those signatures were made by people over the age of 18, people actually living in the UK, and people not suffering from a severe case of butthurt?
>>78646809
Yeah nah cunt
>>78651785
No. Nothing is going to happen to you. You're fine. Don't believe the lies that liberals are spreading. Britain is not going to turn into Nazi Germany just because we left the EU.
>>78652083
>opposition leader actually being civil and not using this opportunity to keep himself in office
PRAISE KEK
>>78652234
he'd kind of look like a cunt if he stayed as prime minister after saying he'd resign.
>>78647586
only cute girls are allowed to pretend to be autistic or retarded pekka
>>78646809
>we need to change the rules
>after the fact
>because we were too lazy to vote the first time
>>78647586
>snowniggers
>>78647076
The cuckspell is wearing off. All they had to do was slay the EU dragon.
>>78652797
That's sexism.
>"This is a once in a lifetime thing. There will be no turning back"
>"I DON'T LIKE THE RESULTS GIBS ME ANOTHER REFERENDUM!!1"
Fuck off cunts.
>>78649438
Basically european rightwing fascists are what normal people would call a commie
>Foreigners with proxies
>Butthurt Remaniacs
>Tweens
>Bots
>STILL NOT EVEN HALF OF THE MARGIN OF LEAVE VICTORY
ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahah
>>78652234
he wasn't
farage said if the vote was 52-48 with Remain winning he wanted a 2nd vote
ironically it is 52-48 with leave winning so Cameron fucked himself out of trying to screw over the decision
So did Brexit actually pass? Is the UK going to join the United States now?
>>78646809
So basically even though the vote to LEAVE won because the EU is corrupt and they didn't get the result they wanted they're gonna try again until they get the result they want and make the rules up as they go along.
If a vote wins by even 1% IT'S STILL WINNING
>>78646809
> over 6 times more signatures than needed
Well, that's it for Brexit.
>>78646809
>Parliament considers all petitions that get more than 100,000 signatures for a debate
>"considers"
Petitions mean jack shit to governments.
>>78647164
>There's a petition for the UK to stay out of the EU as well.
Last I checked it has about 17.4 million signatures
Fucking better be one
>>78653866
>Petitions mean jack shit to governments.
Time for revolution I think everywhere.
>>78649546
>>78647076
SVERIGE NEJ
>>78653862
Brexit won by 1,269,501 votes. Their petition doesn't even have half of that (and most of them will just be from butthurt Scotch twats).
It's also just an internet petition for god's sake. Those things are rife for abuse.
that's half of the margin of votes between remain and leave. in fact, i wont even give them that. i'm sure half of those signatures are americans or underage. so 1/4 of the margin.
try harder losers
>>78654212
What are the chances it's mostly twitter and tumblr users from America?
>>78654171
No we must ruin the Jews plans of globalism
>>78654212
You think Brexit would survive another referendum after all that's happened yesterday? Because there's gonna be another one.
>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
>855,896 signatures.
>Gets at least an additional 300 every refresh.
>>78647598
>people shouldn't be allowed to decide things like this it should be left to the politicians
100% right
they should shit on poland for this though
>>78646809
holy fuck are these people delusional? It's done fuck off stop crying because things don't go out your way
>>78654411
Don't forget the underaged, the bots, the people clearing their cache and signing over and over, the people who already voted for Remain, etc.
This petition is beyond meaningless. Even if those 600k signatures were real (they aren't, I would be surprised if even half are), it's still a tiny number against 17.4 million votes.
>>78647586
In my penis. Wanna see?
>>78647076
>>78647164
>>78649784
They didn't want to get a little rain on them
>>78654619
You think that British people like being ordered around and controlled by the cucks? Because that's why we voted Leave in the first place.
Stage another referendum and it will be an even bigger victory. Subverting democracy never ends well for the cheaters.
Totalnigger on suicide watch [spoiler]again[/spoiler]
>Bongs not creating another petition to prevent this petition from being valid
DO IT FAGGOTS
>>78649909
E X T R E M E L Y R A R E
>>78646809
>The remain tears
Delicious.
Sure they know this won't change shit?
>>78647164
Some dipshit shared OP's petition on facebook, responding with this.
>>78654913
> Stage another referendum and it will be an even bigger victory.
Many people seem to regret that they fired Cameron with this or that the economy went to shit. 48-52 is a very close result, m8.
>>78654992
Parliament will shoot it down. Its a retarded precedent.
>>78655568
Now work on your right for personal protection. Keep the ball rolling.
>>78655147
Yeah, and if we redo the referendum and the result is 51% Remain, surely they would be true to their word and hold yet another referendum until the rules are met :^)
And if it's 80% Leave with 100% turnout, I'm sure they'd accept the result and not just come up with some new set of rules that benefits them :^)
Leave won by 1.2 million votes. That's not very close at all.
>>78650118
Stop huffing petrol you fucking boong, the old man voted to leave the EU not stay in it.
>>78655648
You are asking too much of us!
>>78646809
>hurr less than 60%, otherwise not valid
this is retarded.
>>78646809
Millions of young people didn't even register to vote yet all of a sudden they care about the result
>>78655728
Are you retarded? Less than 4% is very close. That's a country split in the middle.
>>78653609
yes and yes
Airstrip One is now a wholly-owned subsidiary
>>78651513
Fixed fixed.
>>78655924
I think you're retarded m8. That's 4 points, not 4%.
Besides, the rules were clear from the start. If they wanted this change, they should have made their voices clear from the start.
Funny how this has only become a life-or-death, era-defining issue when they lost, not when they were leading in the polls right up until the vote, isn't it? :^)
>>78656122
>That's 4 points, not 4%.
You better not be an adult who's this retarded.
>>78655147
The economy isn't going to shit. The FTSE has rallied and the pound's at the same level it was in Feburary.
Meanwhile the Eurozone economies ARE going to shit right now. Italy's lost something like 12.8%.
>>78647164
>>78647586
FAMOUS FINNESH AUTISM STRIKES AGAIN
>>78655994
>nearly this many people (excluding bots and spammers) don't grasp the basic principle of democracy
In some ways I'm glad because it shows liberals for the immature children that they are, but fucking hell.
>>78653573
Based Farage called his bluff.
>>78646809
yeah but that is as well for the new ENTER for EU with 75% of the voters
>>78653573
>farage said if the vote was 52-48 with Remain winning he wanted a 2nd vote
Wrong. He said that Euroscepticism was so powerful that it was inevitable that this would continue to be an important national issue of debate. He never called for a second vote.
>>78647586
It's okay anon, we all had embarrassing moments.
>>78656369
> The economy isn't going to shit.
Good luck convincing the people who saw what happened to their investments and pensions.
>>78651350
Your welcome
>>78647586
hahahahahahahahaha
Reminder that when the EEC was folded into the newly-formed EU in 1993, not only was there no referendum, but after the MPs who objected lost their seats Parliament created a new rule that MPs could only be elected from a list of "approved" candidates.
>Brexit happens
>Millions of people regret voting leave because they didn't understand what it meant
We really do need a 2nd EU Referendum for something this important. Please sign the petition: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
>>78656697
Yeah this is normal reaction after not knowing what law (EU or British) work on your "papers" and so view idiots change there share the fastes way they could and i buy the share now we will see in one year who was right ...
>>78647586
Here.
>>78651785
It's gonna be like that film Children of Men except people won't be sterile. Expect to be arrested with your easto friends and being put in a immigrant camp
Need help to get a new petition started.
Safe spaces for remain voters. Need 5 signatures to get the ball rolling.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/137382/sponsors/LkyKkz7quEhAqMvc8omu
>>78657140
I now think that Brexit won't even happen. They'll just hold another referendum. So also buying.
>>78656955
How can you not know what you are voting its not like the referendum was held 1 day after its was decided to hold one
>>78646809
While every single petition that went over 100,000 got discussed; how many went through?
0. Zero. None. Not a single one.
They have to discuss. Not agree.
Also the 'turnout requirement' is hilarious when it's only marginally above what happened; and this had the highest turnout in like; 40 years.
is that thing even legit? im pretty sure you can vote as many times as you want
>>78647164
what a lad
Ok. No.
>>78657350
>sooth
triggered
>>78648681
No that would trigger another recession, and so on and so forth until the country is as poor as greece
>>78646809
A debate that will consist of "fuck you, we aren't doing it again" and moving on with Brexit.
>>78654928
People still listen to him?
I remember him saying the US was a shithole compared to UK when US customs stopped him entering and denied his visa years ago.
>>78657578
What does Cameron have to lose now? He'll take one for the team.
>>78656697
>>78657803
Nope. We ain't east europe.
>>78647076
wow, never in my life thought id ever say this but,
based swede is right.
>>78657818
>isn't Armageddon
For many people it is because the banking sector has been wiped out overnight.
>>78646809
Even Cameron said there wouldn't be a second referendum
Unless that only counts if Remain won
>>78658146
Not true
>>78657903
You are worse than east europe, Muhammad.
>>78658146
that surely isnt hyperbole at all, is it
>>78647586
:DDD
>>78653563
kek
>>78647164
>>78647072
Don't outsiders get to sign your petition shit too
>>78647164
Jesus fucking christ, where oh where did I put my sides this time
>>78647586
>>78657350>>78657489
>>78647076
It is not faster to say to the people who want to be in the "EU" to immigrant there form,the UK ... I only knows that east -EU like people from poland and so on are working in major british citys and that is the thing why the "remain" in the EU voters live mostly on land like scotish people and not in a big urban citys and the most problems with migrants are in urban area.
And after the "rapefugrees" should be spread across all EU countries as a voter from urban area you know what to do ...
>>78654425
It's a filthy kikemon
You know what needs to be done
>>78647164
>>78647586
Voi nyt vittu pekka minkäs teit
>>78647076
Sote bror
>>78656122
>If they wanted this change, they should have made their voices clear from the start.
Reminder that they had registration being advertised EVERYWHERE and then they EXTENDED it for 3 days which was also advertised.
They have no one to blame but themselves
>>78656697
How many are Jew controlled?
>>78657578
>it's only the will of the people if i win
>>78647076
Is the pendulum swinging back?
Brexit?
Cameroon redesigns?
A Swede not sucking big black schlongs?
Have we started the fire?
>>78647586
Fucking Finland, you guys are the goofiest people on the goddamn planet
>>78647586
Is this the next "there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish"?
Reminder that a lot of people were tricked by meme magic on the news and didn't actually understand what the EU was.
Reminder that it's extremely democratic to want a second vote now that more people understand just what they voted for.
Reminder that the only people against this are either stiff upper lip let's carry on British idiots or hardcore brexiteers who don't want to admit they won partly due to ignorance
>>78647076
Good post.
Also what would a Swedish exit from the EU be called?
A 'Swexit'? Sounds a bit odd.
I've tried a few combinations of this and they all sound wrong.
>>78659229
Voting doesn't work that way pal.
It's not on anyone but yourself to ensure you're informed about what you're voting on.
Also, how were they "tricked by [bullshit] the news" when the government and media have been saying hellfire will rain down if brexit wins?
>>78659330
SweeYaLater
>>78655147
>Many people seem to regret that they fired Cameron with this
kek do you genuinely believe that?
>>78659330
CUXIT
>>78650017
The new PM will likely call another election to get a mandate
>>78659330
why would sweden ever want to leave
>>78659229
>>78647586
Either your beyond saving retarded or ironic
>>78658354
Its a million now lol
>>78658922
>goofiest
Never seen that word used on /pol/.
>yeh we lost the vote but it was kinda close so we'd like another attempt at getting the result we want please
is this how democracy works???
>>78659523
To rename themself as the Geat north caliphate
DELETE YOUR DEMOCRACY.
