If you had a time machine what would you do?
>>78646385
Go back in time and kill my young self.
>political board
>>78646385
ur mum
be more adventurous and hit on girls in high school. and tell myself to try harder in school in high school and college. that's about it.
>>78646465
>he thinks changing history itself is devoid of political thought
>>78646385
go back in time and rape people. also become a famous serial killer
>>78646535
>be 30 year old neckbeard neet
>use timemachine
>enter highschool
>get kicked out for sexually asaulting 14 year old grills
>end up in prison
>Jamal is raping my ass
>>78646474
/thread
>>78646597
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
>>78646385
kill Genghis Khan. Would have avoided the Middle East turning into the shithole it is today
le kill Hitler xDDD
>>78646385
Help Hitler win the war
>>78646784
He wasn't going to win. He lost the moment he declared war on the USSR.
>>78646385
Kill Mohammed
I'd stop other time travellers from killing Hitler.
I would do what Lou did in Hot Tub Time Machine. Then I'd destroy the damned thing so nobody could fuck with my success.
>>78646385
save her
>>78646385
Do her obviously. And raise a family with her.
Stain those mountain tops.
>>78646866
No shit, so I'd whack a bunch of history books under his nose in '37 and he'd work it out from there.
>>78646866
USSR was planning to attack Germany. Germany attacked three weeks in advance.
>>78646385
Tell my younger self lottery numbers, winning bets etc.
>>78646385
I would fuck Anne Frank in so many violating and degenerate ways. Once I find out that she is pregnant I be the one that will tip off the SS of the hiding Jews so I won't be responsible for bringing in another ethnic parasite into the world.
>>78646990
I've listened to this album. I think I may even own it and I don't get this reference.
>>78646878
Not so FAST! I would kill his mother before she even shat that little hellspawn out.
>>78646784
I'd go back in time and kill your pregnant mother so you would never do such a horrible thing to this world
>sneak adolf hitler some history books and
>give him pictures of what will happen should he lose
put a poison in Sheldon Adelson's drink to prevent /pol/ from taking over israel.
>>78646385
tell my mom that even if you have sex with a race mixed person it's still race mixing. stay white your richard depends on it. * vanishes into a cloud of debris
>>78647181
Semen = Semen
Mountain tops = Tits
Get it?
>>78647044
>believing Nazi propaganda
The USSR was absolutely not poised to invade Germany. They just spend years sending the Germans materials to help them rebuild their military and secretly providing them space to update their lightning war doctrine and test their gear. Stalin had only just purged more than a third of their officer core. They were in absolutely no state to fight.
Invading USSR was part of the Nazi desire for lebensraum. They were always going to invade the USSR but made up some bullshit to legitimize their invasion.
Find Oswald and Sirhan's parents.
And kill them.
>>78647238
>yfw that's what leads to him shooting himself in the first place
Stable time loop confirmed.
>>78646385
Find Anne Frank
Stick a ballpoint pen up her urethra
>>78646753
Do you really think the ancient persians would have been much better? And if they hadn't taken over the me at the time of gengis what makes you think they would have later?
The me is fucked up because the most backward fucktard muslims lucked out. The wahabbis control the sacred moon rock and have all the oil. It is like every final fantasy game but irl. The crazy religious nut jobs hold an idol and control an important resource.
I'm not apologizing for islam it is a shit religion. But the wahabbis really fucked it up. And the persians were content where they were.
>Save Abraham Lincoln
>Help Hitler with history books
>Prevent WW1 by stopping that Serbian which in turn prevents WW2
>Save John F Kennedy
>>78647372
> calling soviet document "nazi propaganda"
wew lad!
>>78646745
>not realizing that politics and history are inherently connected
>implying that this does not go under "related topics"
Retard spotted
I would realize that going back in time actually transports you to a parallel timeline so when you go back to this one nothing will be changed
So just fuck around in the future, I guess.
>>78646385
based frogfu
I would take back as many documents as I could that detailed where Hitler went wrong militarily and present these to him to ensure a decisive German victory.
Go back in time 5 minutes earlier and suck my own cock
>>78646385
Either kill Hitler for fame and money or invent the Fist vaccines, introduce the world to quantum physics etc
>>78647339
but how is it related to anne frank
>>78646753
Yeah, because thats why.
>>78646385
put it in her pooper obvs.
>>78646385
Tell Uncle Adolf not to chimp out and bomb cities instead of airfields and tell him to can that fat fuck Goring. The RAF was on the fucking ropes. Sea Lion could've happened and Germany could have peaced out with the Western Allies to focus the entire might of the German war machine on the USSR. Also, tell him to keep the Japs on a tight leash and not bring the US into the war.
Go back to Emperor Justinian. Tell him he needs to end the Persians once and for all, and that he needs to conquer and hellenize arabia immediately.
>>78647748
Whats wrong with your fists?
>>78647506
Persia would be better without question. They were in a golden age under the Abbasid Empire and were collecting knowledge from around the world and expanding on that. Baghdad was the centre for science and mathematics and Khorasan and Sistan (of Iran and Afghanistan) were two of the wealthiest districts of the world, if not the wealthiest.
The Mongols depopulated Persia by estimates between 70-90%. The population of Iran didn't recover to pre-Mongol times until around 1950.
On second hand, the Mongolians are the main reason why Persian culture and language survived at all. There was an epic written called the Shahnameh and the author specifically used Persian words instead of Arabic words. The Ilkhanate (Mongol government ruling Persia) put this book into mass production and most of the books we have from 800 years ago are copies of the Shahnameh. So the Persian language remains pretty much unchanged over the last 1000 years thanks to the Shahnahmeh and the Mongols reprinting it. Perhaps Persia would have Arabized, but the scientific centre of the world was completely obliterated by the Mongols and the Middle East has remained a complete shithole ever since then, and the Islamic world inherited a bit of this Mongol legacy
>>78648037
>what is Abbasid Empire?
>>78646866
Are you kidding me????
nah they were beating the shit out of the ussr the reasonable option is to tell hitler to take over the UK with some tips from their mistakes then the american invasion won't happen and the ussr will get fucked
>>78648210
I can't keep them off ye mum ass :^)
No I'm just a dumb phone poster, I got autocorrected, meant to write first
>>78646385
Kill baby Mohamed
>>78647622
Bran is azor and frogfu is nissa. They are the only people in the whole story that actually love each other. Everyone else is short sighted and doing it for power.
When they kill arya i will be dissapoint. But i couldn't care less about almost all the rest of them. When bran realizes he must kill meera to save westeros it will be so fucking sad.
I just hope d&d do it all in one episode
>>78646753
Anon I think you meant "kill Muhammad"
>>78648306
>they were beating the shit out of the USSR
yeah until they got to Moscow and winter set in. How well did those horse supply lines go then? By this point of the war the USSR had moved all their tank factories to unreachable positions in the East of the USSR and were pumping out more tanks in a month than Germany could in a year. It all went downhill from there
>>78646385
Kill Anne frank
>>78646464
/thread
>>78646385
cuck hitler :^)
I would go to rome and reestructure its army
no more of that foreigner bs
>>78648554
I know it's popular here to shit on Islam but it's not the reason the Middle East became what it is today. Although it'd be cool to see Zoroastrianism and all the early polytheist religions still alive today
>>78646464
Than how would you be able to go back in time and kill yourself if you go back in time and kill yourself?
>>78646385
Sleep with Colleen...
Don't join Air Force (man I wish I had a time machine)
Sleep with Colleen again
Sleep with Ashlee
Sleep with mixed asian girl in Japanese class
I would probably end up giving up on Pokemon though because all my hours of hatching eggs would be lost forever.
That's quite a big downside for me desu.
>>78646866
Make it space AND time and I'd wander the universe.
>>78646385
>>78648585
Japan could have pushed in from the east if they avoided war with the U.S there are ways Germany could have won ww2 also by prepping for the winter would have been a great idea
>>78646385
Go back to last Thursday night so I can pay my phone bill on time.
>>78646464
funny nerdy thing
you cant go back in time anymore than the date you created ze time machine simply because the technology didnt existed back then
therefore you will create a paradox one of which it will cancel out your decision
>>78648736
Fuck are you talking about? People are literally killing each other because of Islam in that region. Islam should be gone if middle east wants to rise again. I will agree though that Islam is one the factors that lead to the current state however it's not the only one others being end of ottoman/British debt , oil , American blatant intervention and destabilizing the region for jizzrael
>>78646385
Hand Hitler all the documents needed to win the war.
>>78647372
>Believing Jewish propaganda
It's undisputable based on the information uncovered from the soviet military that they were preparing for war. It just was scheduled for the late 1940s, early 1950s. They were building all kinds of equipment for invasion.
I would save hitler and bring back with me one pic that would show him the future that is to come
What pic will that be /pol/?
Also I'd find my young teenage self and tell him to cut it out with all the vidya and masterbation because it's what's actually making him depressed and encourage him to work out so that he'll be Tarzan in his 20s
Ask her how she was able to write the second half of her diary in BALL POINT PEN
seeing how it wasnt invented back then and all
>>78648938
>no sources but please believe this!
Poland wasn't going to invade Germany what a load of fucking nonsense.
Hitler fucking wrote in his book he wanted to take East Europe for lebensraum for the German race. He fucking wrote this was his plan. He wrote about how other Empires had great swathes of arable land and said this is what Germany needed. The shit about Poland massacring Germans and Stalin poised to invade Germany was just bullshit to formulate a justification for preemptive warfare.
I remind you that
a)USSR helped Germany considerably to rebuild their army and in secret.
b)Stalin purged more than a third of his officer core in the lead up to the German invasion
You're a fucking retard for buying into 70 year old Nazi propaganda
>>78646753
But I want the Middle East to be a shithole
>>78646385
Kill Hitler! not because he was hitler and killed jews and all that shit but because thanks to him my people are scape goats and getting shit for his words and ideology wich we absolutely dont share or have, most blond whites with green or blue eyes live east not in germany and we dont give a shit about hitler or nazis! then i would assume his place and correct the mistakes and conquer europe using jew tactics and corrupting enemnies from within.
>>78649318
So Stalin purged a third of his officer core and helped Hitler to rebuild his army for what reason exactly? please cite actual evidence and stop being so fucking naive with stormfag material
>>78648736
>I know it's popular here to shit on Islam but it's not the reason the Middle East became what it is today.
It really is. Hell the " islamic golden age" was already coming to a close by the time the Mongolians arrived. The Mu'tazili school of Sunni Islam was in decline, and with it went the ideals of rationalism. The middle eastern cluster fuck we know today would have still happened without the mongols, there would just be more people living there.
>>78649373
she would probably link you this wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballpoint_pen
and call you a scrub and say it's been around since 1888
>>78646385
I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>78649499
Then don't cry when they breed 4:1 compared to whites and come here as refugees with backwards cultures
>>78649536
or go back in time and kill all the stupid retarded prophets like jesus and shit before they could spout their half assed degenerate loony toons mumbo jumbo.
>>78646385
id do op's mom and maybe op wouldnt be suck a pussy faggot
>>78650005
Maybe you did OP's mum and OP is your son which explains why he's such a pussy faggot? This makes more sense to me imo
>>78650064
#REKT
>>78650064
ooooo arent you a feisty little fuck your allowance has gone up
>>78646385
Have sex with Anne Frank
>>78646658
You get ass fucked by black men in your fantasy?
Degenerate faggot
>>78646385
Go to sleep, Jeff.
Easy, kill Karl Marx the day he's born. Also prevent Felipe Calderon from ever winning the Mexican presidency.
>>78646385
Go back 2 days and bet on Brexit
>>78648995
That's a woman?
>>78650139
Have fun in the pokey
>>78650367
You're doing Gods work anon
Try to suck Kurt cobains dick
1.Go back to 1776, tell my founding fathers what this country will look like.
2.Save Lincoln so the Slaves will be shipped back to Africa
3. Go to 1930s Nazi Germany and be amazed
4. Tell Hitler how to Win World War 2.
5 Fuck Marilyn Monroe before she's a whore.
6. Get back to 2016 and see the beautiful world and its changes.
>>78650425
stop pushing your stereotypes on the rest of us,
Help the Nazis win WW2 by telling them not to invade Russia.
Prevent the car accident.
>>78650517
why not stop courtney from pulling the trigger
Tell Nixon to cool his jets and not spy on the DNC quite so much. His downfall pretty much sealed off the presidency from anyone but the political elite.
>>78648042
>Sea Lion could've happened
No it couldn't. The Germans could never have defeated the RAF nor the Royal Navy. The British and Germans both consistently overestimated how close the RAF was to defeat. RAF airfields would have been moved further
This myth of Germany coming so close to beating Britain is simply not true. The Battle of Britian was one of attrition and the UK was not in serious danger of losing it.
Can I take her back with me?
>>78650749
*RAF fighter bases would have been moved further North. Half awake here
>>78650847
dats a nice ass, too bad it became all ashy
>>78646385
Impregnate Anne Frank
>>78646385
Go far in the future into the human Imperium times and become a Rogue Trader.
>>78650749
And the peasant rebelling against their overlords in the 1700s couldn't happen. Sea Lion would had been possible if the V2 production went full swing and the German Navy's ability to blockade UK.
>>78646784
/thread
>>78646385
Go 50 years into the future, grab a sports almanac and return to present time.
>>78649566
Stalin purged his officers so that he could have a new generation of party loyal officers.
Look up Viktor Suvorov, his works cite sources very well on the soviet plans for invasion.
>>78646866
>>78647372
>I am literally retarded
sheeeeit I guess Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin (two jews and a Georgian) were jus' kidding around when they were talking about spreading bolshevism to Germany prior to their invasion of Poland :^)
i'd fuck sluts in the 1920's and eat their pussies so well they'd think i'm a magic man
>>78646385
MY DREAM GIRL DON'T EXIST
kill the mother fucker who started the slave trade so the United sates is never sullied by inferior niggers
>>78651670
So you'd kill all the Jew's? Seems plausible since the 17th century was full of hard Christian men and not spineless, apologetic cucks.
>>78646385
Go back to the day of Kristallnacht (in the morning, not at night when Kristallnacht happened) and tell Adolf Hitler how World War 2 pans out from Kristallnacht until modern day. Maybe he'd believe me, maybe he would still go through with everything he did in case it really was all part of someone else's master plan all along.
>>78651948
id kill whoever wanted to make the US non white
tell ike and Kennedy what is going to happen, give proof in the form of predictions that come true. tell them to blow up Israel and the reSt of the middle east
Nothing
The day before 9/11, I'd go on megaphone and say how there was going to be a terrorist attack the next day via plane, and they'd try to use it as an excuse to invade Iraq
Then I'd call in a bomb threat an hour before the airplanes hit
>assassinate Mohammed
>check if ancient Finnish kangz meme is true
>check next week's lottery
>fetch some virtual reality tech
>>78652040
Ian kershaw say Kristallnacht wasn't even Hitler's idea, he just let the SA blow some steam.
>>78646385
Go back to the times of Atlantis when the martians and Hebrews arrive to earth
Convince the martians to slay the Jews
kill mohamed
take aiesha as my own
be a pedo all through history
>>78646385
Go back in time and hatefuck Jesus' tight little boipucci.
>>78651379
I know why Stalin purged his fucking officer core, but it meant the USSR military was gutted of veterans and wasn't in any state to invade Germany like these stormfags are fucking saying
>>78646385
>watch how the universe came into existence
>be a witness in a few historical events
>learn trade skills from each decade
>go back 2 decades before I was born, make a fortune, and witness my young self grow up
>>78651533
>American education
Lenin wanted internal revolutions and Trotsky wanted USSR to invade Europe. Stalin hated Trotsky and didn't listen to him. Even after WW2 Trotsky wanted USSR to take the rest of Europe but Stalin said no
>>78651012
>all ashy
Too soon.
>>78652881
>implying you can go back to the time before time existed
>>78646385
Help Wilhelm win the war
>>78652881
How the fuck could you go back to the time before time?
You can't go to before the time the Universe existed
>>78646385
Tell hitler to leave Russia alone or maybe not start the war in the first place
>>78648826
Faith in Jesus
>>78652896
Trotsky died before World War II ended you retard.
>stalin said no
pic related buddy
>>78646385
Ellie a CUTE, A CUTE!!!
>>78647372
You're a fucking retard, Operation Barbarosa was a pre-emptive strike.
You're the one believing Jew Bolshevik propaganda you dense fuckwit. Read Viktor Suvorov's Icebreaker, that's a good piece of literature to get you back on the path of not being an utter dimwit on history like the rest of normie society
>muh everything the Allied/Communist alliance told us after the war is true
>muh Holocaust happened
>muh Katyn massacres were Nazi perpetrated
>muh Schindler's List is an accurate portrayal
People like you should kill yourselves
>>78652964
ZIMBABWE!!!
I'd gas her myself.
>>78646385
I would go back in time and assassinate Emperor Constantine.
>>78653032
>this guy legitimately thinks that Hitler started the war
>>78652824
Well yeah, as a stormfag myself I agree with you, saying Germany attacked 3 weeks ahead of time is pushing it. USSR was in the pre-planning and production stage. It would have been late 1940s at the earliest.
>>78653140
>Emperor Constantine.
Can you explain why? I'm curious .
>>78653132
>muh holocaust didn't happen
It did anon
I don't like jews either but the shit happened faggot.
>>78653146
Hitler started the war along with the USSR yea
>>78653140
>>78653316
pic related. dead kike on a stick meme incoming
I'd go back and figure out a way to get Al Gore elected in 2000 instead of GW Bush. I truly believe 9-11 might have been prevented and that our invasion of Iraq started ISIS and all this fucking bullshit. GW's election was the start of the steep decline.
That, or go back and warn Hitler to slow his roll. He failed to kill the Jews and that's the real problem
>>78650470
Fuck you for reporting fag nigger
>>78648826
Sorry to burst your bubble but time travel is not possible and will never be, it's useless to discuss about the details on a baseless subject.
>>78653464
Just go back in time and kill FDR or go even further back and tell Coolidge to regulate the motherfucking stock market and start socializing shit.
>>78653507
>Sorry to burst your bubble but time travel is not possible and will never be
Not with that fucking attitude, no wonder Mexico has never done shit
>>78653507
>mexican intellectuals
>>78653672
god damn funny
>>78653097
>mfw I'm at a few km from the place he died
Should I go and piss there?
>>78653507
mexican intellectuals are fucking shit up, fuck you
>>78646385
>>78653356
>it happened
>IT HAPPENED!!!
calm yourself kike, show me a single jew being murdered then we can go with the BIG LIE of 6 million murders.
>>78653817
>should i go and piss there
public degeneracy like that is what he would want, anon
>>78646385
Is that Meera Reed.
>>78653947
yea
>>78653507
>Mexico
>Intelligent Opinions about anything
LUL
>>78646385
make sure this shitty movie never got made
>>78646385
>>78650257
If I had a time machine I would... I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>78653894
You're right, I'll draw a Swastika
>>78646385
Wait ten minutes, then go back in time five minutes and kill my past self.
Now I have two time machines.
>>78646385
Tell Hitler not to invade Russia.
>>78646385
Go back in time and ask her out before he did.
>>78654170
Let the dead rest. he's paying for all his crimes right now in hell.
>>78654247
No, it means in the time line you would have just been killed before you were able to use the time machine and nobody would ever be able to find your killer.
>>78654263
Do you even history m8?
He had no choice
>>78654283
who what?
>>78654435
The fact that I was able to successfully kill myself, or go back in time at all with the intent of doing so, would be proof that time is not cyclical.
>>78646924
This.
Anne Frank was a QT.
Are you kidding? A 1940's woman from any nationality and any morality is better than any woman today.
Come on lads. Imagine a qt jewish waifu nagging you, looking mad, but that's just it, looking mad. It's 1940, you're a man, so you smile, sweep her up in your arms and give her a big kiss and tell her you'll fix it next time, she says OK and you go home from your walk through the town's main street and smoke a pipe and read while dinner is being made.
>>78646385
Travel back to Mesopotamia and KILL Abraham.
Travel back to the steppes with 100 AK 47's and a complement of ammo and mow down the Mongols.
Travel back to Mecca and kill Muhammad at the age of 20.
Kill Mao, Stalin and Trotsky in their childhood.
Kill Nixon
Kill Abraham Lincoln at age 20
... Spend the rest of my time killing other dictators and tyrants.
Gas the kikes in Ancient Egypt.
>>78653860
Six million is quite an overstatement but my great grandmother was killed in Bergen-Belsen. She wasn't a dirty kike, she was a gypsy.
>>78646385
>go back in Time
>make Anne frank muh waifu
>get her to fake death
>make sweet love while neutral milk hotel is playing
>>78654576
Who said it was?
>>78648995
I was about to post that exact same fucking image.
What is it with Jews being immortal and coming back for TV shows?
>>78648826
>Time
>Being linear
>>78653672
Triggered?
You can't go everywhere making shit claims just because you aren't willing to do some research.
>>78653132
Suvorov made all these claims without ever actually sourcing anything. At the end of the day, Stalin had just purged a third of his experienced officer core and so gutted the entire military of experienced veterans. So on one hand Suvorov is pushing these meme that Stalin was some kind of military genius on the other hand he has to deal with the fact that Stalin gutted his military right before he planned to launch an invasion on Germany, which he just helped rebuild their military in secret.
You're a fucking autistic retard for believing rambling unsourced material that has more holes than swiss cheese.
>killing Mohammed
>not killing Abraham
>>78654429
Well he did died in a horrible way
A NKDV agent nailed a piolet in the back of his head
>>78654435
>>78648826
>>78655000
>Not killing the first homo sapiens
>>78654886
You're the one making the bold claims, pal.
>>78654781
You did, when you implied that I would disappear after killing my past self due to his death.
If time splits off into alternate timelines when changes happen, then I would be fine despite the death of the me in the past timeline.
Go to a time when most tribes were starting to make civilizations, like a bit before Babylon. Then give everyone the knowledge and give them castings and so on for conventional weapons and how to gain access to metals.
>>78646784
>>78646866
No shit, the Queen said to Churchill to take any peace treaties Hitler will offer. Hitler wanted peace with UK when ruskies started invading and Churchhill blocked that.
Queen knew what Hitler wanted to do.
>>78655119
>implying you would be able to measure and tell when homo sapiens started being homo sapiens
>>78655150
>Not with that fucking attitude, no wonder Mexico has never done shit
....
Study harder and use tinder for only finding money not love, but that is something you can't avoid so never install tinder
>>78655325
Well its both fact that your attitude us shit and that Mexico hasn't ever done anything.
Now tell me why time travel is impossible.
>>78655310
>Implying I wouldn't just shoot every monkey existing in Africa 200,000 years ago
I dunno
>>78648516
I don't trust dnd to do that justice.
>>78655275
>Queen
King George VI reigned during WWII, you fucking degenerate.
>>78655532
>implying our ancient ancestors were or even looked like monkeys
Mexican education
1.) go on eBay, buy a lot of 10,000 older smartphones for about 10k, all with roughly 32gb memory and chargers.
2.) load them with all of the top interracial porn productions clips in 480p (a few 100mb per scene): blacked, teensloveblackcocks, etc, a few interracial cumshot compilations from pornhub of white blondes getting blasted by coon dicks rapidfire mode
3.) Go back to 1930's America.
4.) Start disseminating the cell phones in all major cities in Europe and America, just leaving them on cafes here and there.
>>78646385
Invest in the past, pretty much just do a Back to the Future 2
Purchase bitcoin
>>78655442
Again, do some research facts are not limited to your knowledge.
I can't give an answer to that question because I lack the knowledge required to do so but I will simply dismiss it for the burden of proof on the matter.
>>78655660
>AMERICAN EDUCATION
>>78654731
>was killed
could be, millions of germans was killed as well.
>>78653507
it may not be possible in the past, but in the future it's entirely doable
>>78653132
Also you have to deal with the fact that there is this recording of Hitler saying they weren't aware of USSR industrial capabilities even if he was aware he would have invaded anyway because he understood USSR would be too strong later on when they were actually ready to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec
enjoy your stormfront nazi faggotry faggot
Take selfie with crucified Jesus
>>78646385
Jeff pls
>>78655875
Would it bother you to do some explaining?
>>78646385
i'd tell hitler to trade danzig for slovakia.
>>78656110
He means it's mathematically possible according to our current understanding of theoretical physics, that we can time travel into the future. It's to do with black holes and immense amounts of energy that I can't explain.
>>78655897
He invaded because Russia would eventually invade Germany and there was no way they could have survived a defensive against the URSS.
>>78649132
you cant go back in time in general. because if you went back in time to change anything you wouldn't need to go back after you changed it in the first place.
>>78646385
>>78655833
I didn't think you mean that far back nigga.
Also, they still don't look like monkeys.
>>78655829
So basically you have nothing.
Fuck off.
Anne Frank
>jew population 14 million+++
>german population 60million?
>german population 1939 80 million
Jew population 1939 5-6 million.
>>78656243
No he didn't this is Nazi propaganda from the time. I posted a recording of him talking it here >>78655897 with some of his Generals.
Hitler always planned on taking Eastern Europe because it was to be lebensraum for the Germans. He wrote about it when he was in prison. He wrote about it in his fucking book that he was going to take the arable land of Eastern Europe to feed the German people of the future and his thing about lebensraum was Nazi ideology 101. He invaded the USSR when he did because he knew it was the best moment possible. Stalin had just gutted his officer core of experienced veterans to be replaced with loyalist but less experienced. The USSR military was weak, suffered 50k casualties just trying to take Finland and the Nazis figured it was the perfect time to strike. Listen to the audio of his discussion.
>>78656311
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchens%27s_razor
Just as you
ehhh. kid...
*inhales cigarette*
I'll fix it where it all went wrong...
*breathes out smoke in your fucking face*
I'll...
*throws cigarette at your chest*
kill Jesus...
*teleports out while epic battle music plays in the background*
>>78646385
Kill Genghis Khan. He was the biggest mistake.
>>78656479
>israel population 8 million
>>78656562
*goes back in time*
Eh...
*kills baby Jesus*
nothin personal kid...
Kill Freud. His "theories" were important in for the Frankfurt school and the narratives he put out are still being used to subvert popular culture.
Also, psychology wouldn't have been the scam industry it is now without him.
Help Hitler win or tell George Washington to ban jews
go back to the 23rd and vote leave
didn't realise how fun the brexit would be, deeply regret my vote
>>78656870
>not just killing marx
>>78653020
>implying there was a time when time didn't exist
The only issue would be surviving in vacuum space
>>78647796
The whole album is about Jeff's loli Anne fantasy, and this references specifically the line in Oh Comely about how he wishes he could save Anne Frank with a time machine.
>Go back to WWI
>Arm Armenians, Assyrians and Greeks.
>Kill all the Turkish, Arab and Kurdish Muslim
and you get a forever beautiful Constantinople and Mesopotamia.
Explore the future. Travel from 100 to 100 years and see what's giong on in the world.
>>78653507
Wall-e
>>78656971
Marx was just a lazy Jew living off his friend's money he got from his business and writing about oppression of the workers. There could have been easily another one.
But Freud was a one of a kind insane guy.
>>78655833
Sure m8 the last one is lucy
>2016
>not going back in time and telling Hitler to actually gas the kikes.
>>78646385
Fuck Anne Frank
>>78646385
Help Robespierre see the French Revolution to its proper end
Steal a sports almanac from the future and tell my dad to invest in Apple and Microsoft.
>>78656256
Dude...
Now that REALLY made me think
Kill Muhammad.
Save and marry Anne Frank.
Invest in stocks and win bets.
>>78658225
For what purpose?
>>78655275
>when ruskies started invading
what?
>>78656240
Theoretically it is possible to see into the past. If you were to travel around the world at the speed of light, you would see your own back.
>>78646385
Kill Aegon and fuck Rhaenys and Visenya and then fuck up Harrenhall & Stormsend
but I probably always did it anyway
>>78654897
he is probably a huff sniffing abbo
>>78659774
>Republican France actually moderates and survives its trial by fire
>A healthy Republicianism spread out
Somewhere down this divergent history, I hope China ends up in better hands desu
>>78655442
The fact that no one has visited us from the future means that time travel is not possible, thus total btfo
>>78646385
Use the technology to leap to the cataclysm in another universe and save them from the terrible curse of life before it even begins. Our timeline may be doomed, but others won't be.
Join SS.
Win the war.
Slit Mohammad's newborn throat.
>>78660766
>implying
Build it as high as you want that won't stop anyone
Finally get my chance to propose to Bridgette Helm.
