This is your average white male in 2016
Notice anything?
>>78589362
yes.
your flag is a fucking leaf.
>>78589362
>Notice anything?
he's not committing any crimes except maybe pirating movies and tv shows?
>>78589362
>leaving your laptop on the bed
enjoy overheating your drive dumbfuck.
>>78589362
for one thing he doesn't look white
he must be canadian
>>78589362
Im so confused by this image, da fuq is he doing wrong? Stupid leafs.
>>78589362
The poor guy doesn't have a fleshlight
>>78589362
He doesn't have roaches in the bed with him yet?
>>78589744
>63%
>>78589362
He's comfy and not in danger of mudslime attack?
technologically addicted, laptop in reach, probably spends all his time on /pol/, has an existential crisis (WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???) when 4chan is down for more than 10 minutes, overstimulated mind via the overconsumption of media (video games, movies, cartoons, anime), probably skinnyfat
>>78589362
>Notice anything?
leaf shill.
>>78589362
> That computer from the late 90's
>>78590144
>calling it as you've experienced it
He has the comfy guy blanket
That this isn't true?
RTC?
TI6?
There's no woman?
>>78590142
fucking lost.
My brother/roomate actually lives like this(worse even) and it gets me so fucking mad . Just pick up after yourself goddamnit
you live in squalor and it stresses me the fuck out
Sick of cleaning up after a grown ass man
>>78589362
>normie
>>78590161
kek, that's some solid dedication
>>78589362
someone photoshop /pol/ on the screen, i was never able to do skewing right
>>78590322
Yes, that is me.
I'm not putting myself out there as a role model.
I am a failture.
But at least I'm not trying to pretend that there isn't anything wrong with spending 75 % of your free time in front of a screen.
I am a subhuman, like most of /pol/.
>>78589362
his room is nicer than mine
looks exactly like me
>I'm okay with this
am I the only one that never meet a 30 year old virgin until the 00's ?
Even my truly repulsive, nerd, no hygiene friends in the 80's and 90's had all had sex at least once...
Now I meet decent looking guys in thier 30's that tell me in the first five minutes that theya re virgins. WTF is up with that. been out of the US for 7 years and came back to crazyestrogenland.
>>78589362
he's fuckin' comfy as fuck.
>>78589362
that hes living hte lift of royalty
>>78589362
Holy shit this is me right at this very moment. It is uncanny. To be fair though, I am on a vacation that I worked to be able to enjoy, so I guess there is a difference.
>>78590161
Holy shit. A God-Damned leaf
>>78589362
wheres the annie may?
>>78589362
He's a fucking white male
>>78590801
>complains about men being virgins
then fuck them, cunt
>>78591062
>tfw a white man
>>78589362
I noticed a sage
>>78589362
1 : No female to fuck with his mental state and finances.
2 : Hobby items on desk, for maximum funs.
3 : Eating while in bed for the ultimate comfy.
4 : Laptop on bed for maximum comfy while endlessly shitposting.
5 : Asleep during the day, may indicate NEET status, the ultimate freedom.
>>78589362
He's homosexual.
this is me,
im 20 and don't know how to turn the ship, ill be like that when im fucking 60 if i don't get help
the neet bux is so easy to collect that it makes trying anything impossible
like the german lad said, im just a subhuman then i guess
>>78589362
yeah, he's a massive autistic faggot because he's using a laptop and not a desktop computer like a true master racer
>>78589362
h-how do I stop the vidyajew /pol/
>>78589362
He's not praying to Allah?
>>78589362
>clearly eats more than i do
>lean af
Why god, YOU LEFT ME UNFINISHED
>>78590801
I think you might be a virgin. This thread isnt about virginity, yet you brought it up out of no-where. Keep slayin no pussy grand wizard!
He is living the dream.
>>78589362
Looks breddy comfy. He is missing a cat curled up at his feet.
>>78589913
>food in the bed
>messy room
>no headboard
>skinny beta, does not lift
>fell asleep watching chinese cartoons
DEGENERATE
>>78590482
Guess what he does it because you're a cunt.
Stop being a cunt and treat him like a human and maybe he'll start acting like one around you.
Until then, he waits until the day of the rope to fucking hang you for your crimes.
Having shit on your bed, fucking disgusting
>>78590161
LMAO
some canadians for real need to sort out their mental disorders
He looks cute. If I was a girl I'd want to snuggle with him in bed.
>>78592521
You know it's been a few days since his last shower and those sheets are stinky.
>>78590669
His nose remembers me of a jew, am I being paranoid?
>>78590424
Andy Salad?
>>78592830
10/10
>>78589362
Ha, I look exactly the same right now, but I'm black.
>>78592830
PERFECT
>>78592830
10/10
>>78592830
Nice.
>>78592237
What do your housemates/parents think of this?
>>78592830
add a maga hat.
>>78592237
He was like this before he moved in
lol at the
>kiss his ass even more
I'm just going to beat him up instead and kick his ass out
I'm not going to lie...That picture is me :(
Please save me from my degeneracy, what should I be doing now?
>>78594333
>78594333
cleaning
>>78589935
Exactly. Thanks, anon.
>>78594333
put a shoe on your head and post pic
>>78589362
Ha! Thats not like me at all. Its missing all the empty beer cans laying around and dip cups.
is a ps4 controller screwdriver ok?
>>78589362
>Not using an Apple product
Leave that straight man alone
>>78589362
He has the same laptop as i do?
>>78589362
He's sleeping?
>>78589362
He's living the dream? (albeit messily)
>average white male
>table NOT from ikea
>mattress isn't on the floor
CAN'T FOOL ME CANADIAN JEW
>>78594333
Learning a marketable skill (programming)
>>78589362
bowl of jello needs to be refrigerated
>>78589362
his computer is gonna overheat too
That carton of chicken broth is going to spoil and thats going to smell awful.
>>78589362
You fookin Westerners are a disgrace to the white race. We slavs will surely dominate the next century. Look at you, no job, no education, no fuckin woman, you can only jerk off with you tiny lumpy dicks all day. LOL!
inb4 someone posts about superior western culture or technology well NEWSFLASH you cunts the only thing you invented is getting masturbation to the next level
haha im off to fuck my beautiful blond girlfriend, enjoy your forever alone omega male life
>>78592064
NEET is not degenerate. It's a product of Jewish tricks. Thousands of white men, like myself, are victim of Jewish interference creating the NEET lifestyle.
>>78589362
He's cozy af? Jelly wagecuck?
>>78589362
He;s using his bed for a desk, and his desk for a trashcan? I don't know.
>>78589362
Pic related made me kek
>>78596093
I think that's JuMex juice. Who the fuck drinks that shit?
>>78589362
this fucker probably works 12 hours a day to afford his shitty apartment and is exhausted when he gets home.
the food on the bed is too much for me though.
>>78596298
most neets are forced neets do to the new world and unemployment.
Its the smug retarded ones that make "wagecuck" threads that fucking make it worse. Like it wasn't bad enough.
>>78595595
your mom has a great marketable skill (sucking my dick)
>This is your average white male
Ask him that? She gotta pack much back.
>>78589362
Wheres his bodypillow?
>>78589362
Is it because he is playing with his peepee leafbro?
>>78589362
His desktop is shit
>Canada projecting
Just because you got all of our faggy draft dodgers doesn't mean everyone else did.
>>78589362
I notice he's slightly white, so he can't be average American and he's also skinny, so once again he can't be average American, not average at all.
Average Americans(Canada, USA) are actually yellow or Mexican with obesity problems, also sleeping problems. A guy that can fall asleep next to PC and everything else on his bed can't be American either.
well he is retired so........
>>78597314
Hey I fucked your mother in the ass so hard she shit herself all over her legs.
>>78589362
no female
>>78594070
That's my life, but I work three days a week to afford vidya.
>>78597608
You really are desperate to clean toilets in USA, but you didn't get my mother's shit on your dick, that's actually your dog. Keep practicing with your dog, some day you will find the American dream, like in the bible when Jesus fucked an ass.
>>78597790
What do you do for living?
>>78598157
Funny thing, your mother said she has to grab some shit from her legs and put it in your Nutella jar because apparently it's what you love to have for breakfast each sunday. Some fuckin deviant you are really.
>>78598369
>Nutella
You must be German then. I am not into scat, so i won't try to decipher the rest of your nonsense.
>>78592830
saved
>>78597745
kek
